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I can't teach this.
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You will have to teach it.
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The elections are next year.
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And according to the survey,
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Shailesh Ganjoo from
the opposition, he…
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Has a 12-point lead over Goldy
ji.
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Goldy
ji
can only be the hero
when this baldy becomes the villain.
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We need to change Goldy
ji's
future.
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For that, we will have to change
the history of Tinki Toli.
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So, you want me to walk into
class and declare this.
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"The year was 1823.
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The kingdom of Tinki Toli."
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The darkest day in our History.
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When the people of Tinki Toli
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wanted to protect their hair,
more than their children.
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Barbers! I, Emperor Ganjoo,
command you.
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Make the entire village bald.
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Please don't make my husband bald.
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No! Please don't
make my husband bald!
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I am begging you, please don't
evict his lice from their home.
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Old or young, boy or girl…
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Every head in the
village will be shaved!
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Every girl captivated by haircare
will now be my captive.
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Under the reign of
the Ganjoo dynasty,
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no matter who it was.
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If your hair peeked out,
it would be chopped.
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It was a complete
hairless society, you see.
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Capture him!
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Go, go, Golden
The guardian of hair
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Go, go, Golden
The guardian of hair
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And amid this reign of terror,
a typhoon of hair emerged.
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Golden Randhawa.
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The greatest great-grandfather
of Goldy Randhawa.
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What is this nonsense?
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The tenth-grade History syllabus
hasn't been completed yet,
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and you want to add
this fraudulent book to it?
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Do you have any idea how
this will affect the kids' results?
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Why are you suddenly so concerned
with the results this year?
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Last year in Economics, when we
said GST means "Goldy
ji
Saves Tax",
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you had no objections back then.
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A line and a book are as different
as an over and an innings.
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Teaching this is not a cakewalk…
Would you like some
halwa?
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-What?
-Sushma cooked it yesterday.
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It's very tasty.
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-Give her some.
-I will get it.
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As I was saying, I mean,
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it's not like kids can vote.
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What is the point of
teaching them all this?
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That is exactly what I am trying
to explain to you, brother-in-law.
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But you don't understand.
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Your school doesn't just have
1,200 children.
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It also has the vote bank
of 1,200 families.
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This one book can help Goldy
ji
win the election.
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That's why you need to stop
back answering me…
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Have you never had
baklava?
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Oh, brother-in-law,
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I will take you to CP next time,
where we can both eat
baklava.
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-Here.
-Oh, thank you.
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Sushma, only you can convince
Brother-in-law now.
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I got these books printed for him,
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but he refuses to teach it.
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Sister is asking you so nicely,
just teach it.
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Besides, who could possibly understand
the value of books better than you?
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That's true.
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Batwaal
ji,
only you understand
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the true price of books like these.
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I agree.
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I will give you 150 rupees
for four kilos.
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At least pay me 175!
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Today, the breeze feels fresh and new
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A happy smile has tickled its way through
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My cheeks have bloomed with rosy grace
I've found my happy, healing place
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Today, the breeze feels fresh and new
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Waterfalls will pour from my eyes…
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A very good morning to you!
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-A very good morning to you, sir.
-Good morning, sir.
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What happened to Sir today?
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He must have checked
the pre-boards papers today.
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He is excited that he will
get to beat up the kids today.
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Today, the breeze feels fresh and new…
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NON-VIOLENCE IS THE WEAPON
OF THE STRONG.
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Catch a tiger by the toe.
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Now, everyone's papers
will be revealed one by one.
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But this time,
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I will start from the bottom
of the stack.
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Purav Jha!
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One and a half marks
out of a hundred.
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Come here, son. Come.
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Amazing.
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Hurry up!
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Turn around.
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Turn around!
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Sir! Sir…
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Mukul sir has sent
you a notice, sir.
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Come back after class.
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You come closer and turn around.
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Sir, he told me to show it
to you right now.
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Mukul, it was fine when it
was just WhatsApp and DMs.
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Now you're sending jokes
via official notices?
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“From today onward,
you cannot beat children.”
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It's not a joke, sir.
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It's the Child Protection Policy.
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Under this policy,
teachers cannot
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physically or mentally
punish students.
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But I have never punished
a child mentally.
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That is why I underlined
"physically" for you, sir.
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Take a look.
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Look, Mukul.
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Be it a person or a house,
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you need a little hammering
to build them right.
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And a little bit is not an issue.
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Sir, last month you
chokeslammed a kid.
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Yeah, so? He tried to pull off
a girl's veil in an ongoing class.
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So, I got lost in the flow.
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Sir, there are other ways to discipline
children other than hitting them.
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Okay, like what?
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When I suggested an alternative
method at the last seminar,
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weren't you the one who
turned it down?
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Come on, sir. The school cannot
give you permission to use Chloroform.
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Mukul, do you know the kind
of homes these kids come from?
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If we refuse to hit them,
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they will think we are weak.
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Sir, my job was to inform you.
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The policy is old,
but according to the new circular,
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there could be a surprise
inspection at any time.
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Please, sir, at least try to
change your teaching style.
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Good. Okay.
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-Come.
-Bring a kid and take a picture.
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-Yes, sir.
-Is this fine?
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-Sit.
-It's fine, sir.
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This is the kid, sir.
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Couldn't you find one
in a bigger size?
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Get rid of this XL and get me an S.
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-Okay, sir.
-Urmila, is he a kid?
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Sir, we will get
another kid immediately.
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-Take a look. Will he do?
-He is perfect.
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-Bring him here. Put him on my lap.
-Come, child.
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-Put him here.
-Take a seat.
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Urmila, do we have to take a picture
with a kid?
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Sir, according to the survey,
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people want to know how much you
care about the future of Tinki Toli.
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Change the future's diaper.
He shat his pants.
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-He shat his pants?
-Take him away!
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Oh, man. You should have
made sure he shat at home.
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What is this, Urmila?
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Sir, let Rajan sit for now.
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We will use AI to
turn him into "Small Rajan".
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-Close his zip a bit.
-Yes, ma'am.
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A little bit. Yes, good.
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-Smile.
-Hey, smile.
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-One with you, feeding him a
samosa.
-How much--
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It will look cute, sir.
You feeding him a
samosa.
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Is this how I will win
the elections?
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-Sir--
-Is it?
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How did this happen?
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-Sir, it's my fault. I am sorry.
-Urmila!
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If I become an MP tomorrow,
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that is how you will become
an MLA the day after tomorrow.
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It is a chance to climb higher.
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Don't trip and fall on your face.
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They're putting chutney on
my great-grandfather's face,
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and Tinki Toli is eating samosas!
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Sonu, my boy.
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The Pandyas were the ones
who ended the Cholas.
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Why did you write,
"My friends finished it with Bhaturas?"
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-Shit--
-Hey, don't curse.
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Sir, where are they
shifting the benches?
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Relax! Relax!
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-Hey! Hey, mister! Where are you going?
-Where are you taking the benches?
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Hey, listen. Listen to--
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Ms. Urmila, what is going on here?
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It's an order from Goldy
ji.
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But why would he do this
out of nowhere?
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Mr. Batwaal!
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These are just the benches
from one class.
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Eventually, the other benches,
fans, blackboards…
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everything that Goldy
ji
gave your school will be returned.
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Madam? Does this kid
also belong to Goldy
ji?
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What?
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Nandalal!
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Wake up, son. Nandalal!
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You are inside a truck, son.
Come here.
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Come on, come on.
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That is why we always say,
"Never sleep in class."
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What would you do if
uncle sold you too?
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-Let's go.
-Urmila
ji…
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ABV is still standing because of
Goldy
ji's
blessings.
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The school will shut down
if you keep doing this.
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That is your decision.
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You can let this school
become history,
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or you can teach Goldy
ji's
History.
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-Good morning, class.
-Good morning, ma'am.
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Sit. Get your books out quickly.
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The exams are coming closer, and
we have a lot of syllabus to cover.
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Who will tell me…
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what is relative velocity?
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Gopal, you answer the question.
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Ma'am, whenever my mother
makes a mistake,
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my father's sister comes over
immediately to cause drama.
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Isn't that "relative" velocity?
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No, Gopal…
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What?
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Good morning, sir.
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Good morning, kids!
Wakey, wakey. Drop it down.
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Today we will study,
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-relative pronouns alright?
-Sir.
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Kanchan ma'am? Ain't it my class?
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No, sir. My class.
It's the second period, right?
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It was. Then the bell rang.
Now it's the third period.
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Three comes after two.
I mean, you're the Math teacher,
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I am sure you know that.
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Why are the periods starting early?
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How could I answer that, ma'am?
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No uterus. No opinion.
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Good morning, ma'am.
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Morning, kids. Sit, sit.
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-Today we will study--
-Ma'am.
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You? Isn't this my class?
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Something is wrong, ma'am.
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All of our periods have
synced up.
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Have some shame, sir.
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What is happening?
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Bye-bye, bye-bye.
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Hello? Sir?
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Why do you keep ringing the
bell over and over again?
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Again and again? No, ma'am.
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I can only ring the bell
if the period is over.
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But--
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Oh no…
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Reset Ramesh returns.
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-What Ramesh?
-It's Reset Ramesh.
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He forgets that he retired
20 years ago.
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He shows up to school out of the blue
and starts doing his duties as a peon.
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Oh, he has short-term memory loss?
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For quite a "long-term".
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All of his passwords are OTPs.
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He showed up just
like this, last year.
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He rings the bell at any time.
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He would walk into an ongoing
class and clean the blackboard.
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No one was able to study in
school for two whole weeks.
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But the board exams are coming soon.
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How will we complete
the syllabus like this?
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Why doesn't anyone tell him
that we don't need him in school?
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A lot of people tried it, ma'am.
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They sat him down and spoke to him.
246
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,440
In fact, he's back.
247
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,560
Wait, uncle!
248
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,520
-Uncle…
-Wow!
249
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,480
If you work hard,
time flies by so quickly.
250
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,280
Seven periods are over in just
22 minutes!
251
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,880
Brother, Reset Ramesh returns.
252
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,080
Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!
253
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,200
School is not over yet!
Back to the classroom!
254
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,520
Back to the classroom!
255
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,400
This is what happens
every single time.
256
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,640
I will make sure he goes home.
257
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:23,640
Today, the breeze feels dry and cold
258
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:29,400
The light has left my weary soul
259
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:39,520
I've lost my happy, healing place
260
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,160
A very good morning to you, sir.
261
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,080
Sir.
262
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,280
"I stand helpless in this prison."
263
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,480
Through these lines,
the poet conveys
264
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,280
the extent of his helplessness.
265
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,200
-His hands are tied.
-Leave my hair.
266
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,200
-You hit me first
-Chandra-Bindu.
267
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,600
Be quiet.
268
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,400
The next verse.
269
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,760
"But, however, if someone
wants to cut off my wings…"
270
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,960
Leave my hand… no you!
271
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,000
Chandra-Bindu.
272
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,280
The poet is warning you.
273
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,640
Bansi, sit between both of them.
274
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,880
Violence has no place in my class.
275
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,200
Now, the next line.
276
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,440
"Or else, I will lose my patience."
277
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,600
Chandra-Bindu!
278
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,800
Now, the next verse will be
imprinted on your backs.
279
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,000
Sir! Sir! Sir!
280
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,800
I need you for something important.
281
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,400
Sir, I understand
this is difficult for you.
282
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,640
Don't touch me, dude.
283
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,600
Didn't you see how both
of them were behaving?
284
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,200
Chandra and Bindu are demons
who need to be beaten.
285
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,520
Mincing words is useless.
286
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,760
Sir, have you ever thought about
how a demon became a demon?
287
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,560
Was he born a demon?
288
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,040
Or did circumstances
turn him into a demon?
289
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,960
If you try to enter
a demon's mind…
290
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,760
What demonstrably
stupid shit are you spewing?
291
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,680
Just say what you want to say.
292
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,760
Sir, I've had multiple counselling
sessions with Chandra and Bindu.
293
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,000
They come from a very troubled household.
294
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,680
By hitting them, you will just
be pruning the branches.
295
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,800
But you should remove this
problem from its roots, sir.
296
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,840
And then?
297
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,840
What happened next, sir?
298
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,520
After that, the Ganjoo army…
299
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,440
finally cornered Golden Randhawa
300
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,240
and captured him.
301
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,280
You're our hair's messiah…
302
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,800
It's true…
303
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,560
Didn't even rinse it
304
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,800
Yet it's silky through and through
305
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,480
Ganjoo knew that
306
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,320
no barber was brave enough
to shave Golden's head.
307
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,200
That is why he pulled one last trick.
308
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,720
Your locks are like mountains!
309
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,080
Who could ever cut them down?
310
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,840
Whose arms possess such mighty power
311
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,680
To bring your tresses down?
312
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,520
From now on, you are my friend.
313
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,680
Now your hair will fly free.
314
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,280
And all the ladies will
continue to be entranced.
315
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,400
The guy with the hair routine…
316
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,760
Got royally betrayed
317
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,120
He cut off our majestic warrior's
majestic locks!
318
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,920
Amid those dark and flowing curls
319
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:59,240
A tiny bald spot gleamed
320
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,560
Golden's scream became the spark
321
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,800
that burnt the Ganjoo kingdom to ash.
322
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,880
Sir?
323
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,320
Sir, does that mean
324
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,520
all bald people are backstabbers?
325
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,920
No, it doesn't mean that.
Not all baldies.
326
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,320
Yes! All baldies!
327
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,080
And all of you will go home
and tell your parents
328
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,640
that we can never trust
a bald person.
329
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,080
Understand?
330
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,000
What?
331
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,080
My grandfather passed away.
332
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,440
Urmila
ji.
333
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,320
This is wrong.
334
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,920
This much is not an issue.
335
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,760
Study it properly.
I will test you on it tomorrow.
336
00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,920
Who is this?
337
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,080
Hey, that's me.
338
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,280
Yes! And this is the old headmaster.
339
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,200
Two weeks after he retired,
you retired as well.
340
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,080
-I have retired already?!
-Yes!
341
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,440
Twenty years ago!
342
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,040
And you're telling me this now?
343
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,320
Madam, I think your memory
is very weak.
344
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,680
Uncle, please go home.
345
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,160
This school doesn't need you.
346
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,680
Madam, if I were retired,
then I would know that.
347
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,320
Like when Shankar sir retired.
348
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,320
They threw such a grand party for him.
349
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,640
Uncle, Shankar sir retired
20 years ago!
350
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,480
This is a picture of his farewell!
351
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,560
Hey, that's me!
352
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,280
Yes! And this is the
old headmaster.
353
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,480
Two weeks after he retired…
354
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,160
Oh God! It feels like I have
been reset along with you.
355
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,720
Then consult a doctor, please.
356
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,320
Ma'am, my homework…
357
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,520
-Ramesh uncle!
-Bansi, my boy.
358
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,000
It's fine. Come.
I will handle it.
359
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,720
Uncle, you go ahead.
I will follow you.
360
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,760
Okay, fine.
361
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,760
He can't be helped, madam.
362
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,760
There are some things he forgets,
363
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,520
and others that he can't forget.
364
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,240
-What do you mean?
-I mean…
365
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,560
Three years ago, I shat my pants.
366
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,240
Even today, whenever
Ramesh uncle sees me,
367
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,000
he grabs me and wipes me clean.
368
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,400
Bansi, my child. It's fine.
369
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,520
Come with me.
I will handle it.
370
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,400
Do something, madam!
It's as smooth as a mirror already!
371
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,960
Brother, do you have a minute?
372
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,400
-Do you live around here?
-Yes.
373
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,680
Are those two demons
always so well-behaved?
374
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,320
Only one demon can live in one cave.
375
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,080
And the demon living in that cave
is right there.
376
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,400
He does a night shift every night
and returns home.
377
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,640
Then he beats his children
like he is beating eggs.
378
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,240
If the kids ever open their mouths in
front of him,
379
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,560
all you hear are screams.
380
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,320
What are you staring at? Sit!
381
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,440
Where does he work?
382
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,560
Nearby. There is a big glass building.
383
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,320
Go straight, then right.
384
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,920
Don't touch me.
I got it, thank you.
385
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,400
Okay.
386
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,080
BALDY
ENEMY
387
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,800
-Hey, Baldy!
-Where once there stood a mighty forest
388
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,520
Now it's a smooth and treeless hill
389
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,400
My hair has deserted my poor head
I feel as though I've been robbed instead
390
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,440
I keep rubbing my nails
To console my despair
391
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,800
On this barren land
Disappointment blooms everywhere
392
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000
They slap my shiny scalp
Until it glows a fiery red
393
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,040
I rub my head day and night
I miss the crown upon my head
394
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,760
The chewing gum stuck to his hair!
395
00:20:59,080 --> 00:20:59,920
Is it really stuck?
396
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,080
In the prime of my youth
I lost my precious hair
397
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,320
-Get lost, Baldy!
-I need my hair back
398
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,040
All the girls are calling me "Uncle"!
399
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,520
-Where once there stood a mighty forest…
-That's the truth.
400
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,080
This is my real hair.
401
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,520
Really? Weren't you
bald just yesterday?
402
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,280
I did this the entire night.
403
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,680
I've been robbed instead
404
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,160
"Glab" that baldy!
405
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,560
What part of History
are you teaching, sir?
406
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,560
The kid has lice but
refuses to cut his hair.
407
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,880
For the last three days,
my entire family
408
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,720
has been scratching, scratching,
and scratching.
409
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,800
Take a look, sir.
It's so big.
410
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,960
Yes, it's so big
I can see it from here.
411
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,920
-You guys should look, too.
-We get it.
412
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,000
-Take a look.
-Sir!
413
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,400
My son is inciting his mother
against me.
414
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,680
He says, "Mom, I want a dad with hair."
415
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,040
My Ravinder got angry and
tore his uncle's banyan.
416
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,480
But Uncle has thick hair.
Why did he do that?
417
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,320
Sir, my Ravinder is
a bit bad at spelling.
418
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,040
He thought the issue isn't
baldies, it's
banyans.
So he tore it.
419
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,400
Hey, what are you all saying?
420
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,480
Just how many times has
Goldy
ji
helped this school?
421
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,120
Can't this school help Goldy
ji
out
just this once?
422
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,920
Kids will always act childishly.
423
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,280
It's in their nature.
424
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,960
This much is not an issue.
425
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,680
And are these small pranks
really hurting anyone?
426
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,720
Sir, sir! It's Bittu!
427
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,560
Move. Step aside.
428
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,200
Hey, get up.
429
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,720
-Sir…
-Get up, son.
430
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,760
Get up.
431
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,000
Show me that.
432
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680
Does it hurt a lot?
433
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,600
This much is not an issue.
434
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,800
Let's go.
435
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,760
Child, Bittu. Are you okay?
436
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,600
Come on now, child. Stop crying.
437
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,520
I think we will have to call
his mother.
438
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,240
Hey! Bittu!
439
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,520
What is wrong, son?
440
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,760
Uncle…
441
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,640
Please leave.
We don't need you here.
442
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,280
Look, Bittu, you can fool everyone,
443
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,440
but I know you better
than anyone else,
444
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:10,200
and you won't stop crying
until you get your bribe!
445
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:12,720
Come.
446
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,880
Don't worry.
447
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,160
Ramesh uncle is here for you.
448
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,600
After this, we will go eat your
favorite pistachio-flavored
kulfi.
449
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,760
The likes and dislikes
of every child,
450
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,080
Ramesh uncle never forgets that.
451
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,280
But how?
452
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,280
Who knows?
453
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,920
Maybe the children's words aren't
stored in his mind, but in his heart.
454
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:41,400
Maybe that's why they call it
learning something "by heart".
455
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,160
Yes, tell me.
456
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:08,240
Sir, Sukhiram told me that you got
the address to Chandra-Bindu's house.
457
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,520
What are you going to do?
458
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,640
Weren't you the one who said,
459
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,680
"Take his head off from its roots?"
460
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,480
That's exactly what I will do.
461
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,680
Sir, bald kids are already
being bullied in school.
462
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,520
Don't make Chandra-Bindu shave
their heads for their father's passing.
463
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:22,960
He…
464
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,880
Hey! Are you deaf?
465
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,760
I have been honking for so long!
Can't you hear me?
466
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,480
Do you think you can
play around here?
467
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,520
Sorry, sir.
468
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:42,920
What are you staring at?
469
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,800
What are you staring at, moron?
470
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,640
You'd better pray that I
never see you again.
471
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
You wasted my damn time!
472
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,160
Damn it! Bloody jerk…
473
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200
Sir, aren't you the Hindi teacher?
474
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,720
What did Chandra-Bindu do, sir?
475
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,880
What you do to them at home,
476
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,520
that is what they do
to each other at school.
477
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,040
Sir, you don't know them that well.
They are very mischievous.
478
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,280
It's easy for you to say,
don't hit your children--
479
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,680
Hey! I don't say such
disgusting things.
480
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,960
Punishment is not meant
to crush children.
481
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,040
It is meant to shape them.
482
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,400
But we have a certain
Mukul sir at our school.
483
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,600
He believes…
484
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,360
That instead of hitting children,
485
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,120
you should sit them down
and talk about your feelings.
486
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,240
Talk about our feelings? Us men?
487
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,280
Why don't we… what do they call it?
488
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,600
Why don't we just start wearing
nail polish and henna then?
489
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,560
So?
490
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,000
What is wrong with that?
491
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:08,200
A man can express his feelings
whenever he wants!
492
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,200
Just like me!
493
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,040
Right now.
494
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,120
I will be…
495
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,200
sharing my feelings with you.
496
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,120
No, sir. Please don't do that.
497
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,640
You can hit me if you want,
just don't--
498
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,760
Shut up and listen to my feelings!
499
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,360
I understand how a father
500
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,600
fights the world to give his
child everything, Devendra.
501
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,920
But that doesn't mean
502
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,880
he should take out his anger
against the world on his children.
503
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,280
You are a good father.
504
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,120
All you need to do, before you raise
a hand against your child next time…
505
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,560
talk to them nicely.
506
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,520
Touch them.
507
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,680
Maybe that is what
they want from you.
508
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,520
What's wrong?
509
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,120
-Can I touch you?
-What?
510
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,400
Nobody has ever
spoken to me like this, sir.
511
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,440
Can I hug you?
512
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,640
Fine, just hurry up.
Someone might see us.
513
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,920
Thank you, Hindi professor.
Thank you.
514
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,040
Namaste,
sir.
515
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,960
So, today we will be studying GOT.
516
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,040
About Ganjoo Occupied Tinki Toli.
517
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,960
Open your books.
518
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,520
No.
519
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,240
Everyone, return your books.
520
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,560
No, Urmila
ji,
I will teach them
with all my heart.
521
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,160
I won't disappoint Goldy
ji.
522
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,640
It's an order from Goldy
ji.
523
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,480
Another pose, sir.
Now, a picture with the future.
524
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,120
We found the right kid, sir.
525
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,720
Yes, this is the right size.
Hey, get me a chair.
526
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,000
Good. Come and sit here.
527
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,880
Sir, move a little
closer to the child.
528
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,400
If you touch heads,
that will look very cute.
529
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,200
Do it, sir. It will look cute.
530
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,160
Click.
531
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,960
Now say, chair.
532
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,400
Chair!
533
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,040
Now that Goldy
ji
has lost his hair,
534
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,800
we were spared by a hair's breadth.
535
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,480
Doesn't that mean the heat
is on your head now?
536
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,200
To reach greater heights,
I am happy to step on the stairs.
537
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,800
Not on children.
538
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,240
Now that you're here, why don't you
attend our special assembly?
539
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,720
-Special assembly?
-Please come.
540
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,520
A good school isn't just made up
of teachers and students.
541
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,400
It is also made from
542
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,520
the efforts of some people
whose contributions we often forget.
543
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,520
And we have a person like that
in our support staff.
544
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,240
Who we will miss a lot,
after today.
545
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,160
Beloved by everyone,
546
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,320
Ramesh uncle!
547
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,760
THANK YOU, RAMESH UNCLE
548
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:26,120
Ma'am, I will never forget this day.
549
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,720
Thank you, uncle.
550
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,040
This wasn't part of the plan
551
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,680
How will you meet their gaze?
552
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,680
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
553
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,440
Hey, Sukhiram. Good morning.
554
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,120
-Off-spin! See you in the evening!
-Okay, sir.
555
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,720
Hey…
556
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,160
Are we holding a staff meeting
in the corridor today?
557
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,480
Yes, it’s you
Oh my, oh my!
558
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,360
-I don't know how I let it slip
-Sir.
559
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,600
-Sir.
-Yeah?
560
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,880
Are you working us to the bone so
that you can go to a foreign country?
561
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,840
All the secrets I hid came pouring out
562
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,720
Slowly, my heartbeat starts to race
563
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,640
I don't know how I let it slip
564
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,760
Let the wind sweep it far away
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