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Okay semuanya ngumpul-ngumpul..
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This is our latest, very
special exhibit where you'll
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learn all about your
favorite movies and actors.
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Welcome to the magic of Hollywood!
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Look at all this cool stuff!
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Look up there!
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It's E.T.!
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Oh, and look at this one!
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Keanu Reeves!
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And you all know George Lucas,
right?
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I'd really like to go home, though.
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Come on, only a few more weeks left in the
exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you're just gonna use it to
call for help.
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Oh, and over here.
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Oh, wow.
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The most important figures in the exhibit.
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Without them, there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry!
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Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry?
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Minions?
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I know the Minions, but I've
never seen, uh... James and Henry!
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Yeah, never heard of them.
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Me neither!
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Wait, uh, this is insane!
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James and Henry are legends, and they
changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood, they changed the
world.
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And their story is epic.
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What's she talking about?
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You know what?
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Change of plans.
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Everybody sit down now.
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All of you come on, sit down.
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Tommy, you two glasses, and Mr. Johnson
and, and and, and you too Bubble Girl.
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As you may know, throughout time,
dozens of Minion tribes...
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have been roaming our planet, searching
for the perfect villain to serve.
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Yeah!!!
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And among them was a very special guy.
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That's him right there, James.
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He liked to draw, paint,
but above all he loved
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to invent stories and
share them with his buddies.
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The rest of his tribe, however,
they were just interested in one thing.
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To serve the most evil master they can
find.
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And this guy checked all the boxes.
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Scary?
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Check.
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Burly?
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Check.
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Super mean?
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Boom, boom, boom!
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Double check.
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Boom!
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Boom, boom, boom!
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Boom, boom, boom!
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He was a perfect ten.
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Boom, boom, boom!
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To show their new master how much they
cared, the minions did everything for him.
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But James wanted to go one step further...
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...and create something truly wonderful
for his master.
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Huh?
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What?
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Hey!
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The boss!
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Hey!
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Lucas!
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Lucas!
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Look!
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That's it!
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And it's us!
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Big boss!
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Big boss!
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Big boss!
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Hahaha!
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Boom, boom, boom!
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Oh, shoots!
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You bastard!
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Let's flick with it!
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Oh!
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Boom!
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Boom!
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God!
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Listen, though.
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I that's who you are!
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And I killed it.
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The minions were
banished from the Cyclops'
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island that day, and
everyone was mad at James.
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James, James, James!
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Well, not everyone.
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One other minion found it very funny.
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Boop, boop, boop!
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Ouch!
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And that was Henry.
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Fissa, dale, dale!
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Fissa en la pota!
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Dale!
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Eh, James!
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Va allora!
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Fissa qua!
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Si, si...
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Uh-uh.
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Nope, nope, nope, nope.
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Hello!
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Il est James.
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Tapioca?
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Tapioca.
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Oh, hey!
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C'est toi qui l'as sketch là?
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Si.
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Pouah, pouah, pouah!
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C'est les topissimos!
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Oh, oh!
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J'ouvre mes bouquins d'historia!
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Eh, oh!
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D'alors!
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Rolla, papillote!
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Ah, oh, ok!
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Si, si!
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Si!
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Blah!
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And from that moment on, James and Henry
were inseparable.
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The best of friends, and by each other's
side, no matter where they went...
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...or who they worked for.
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Their next master was extremely promising.
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Very powerful, and more importantly,
very evil.
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And his book?
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Oh, dear me!
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It had some wicked spells in it!
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Misha Stroganoff!
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Oh!
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Oh, la la la!
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Quelle belle!
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Boutros Latravinsky!
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Brosov!
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Brosov!
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Si, scusa, scusa!
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No tocov la bugiski!
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No tocov!
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Ok, ok!
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No tocov!
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No tocov!
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Eh, beh, no, no!
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Hey!
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James!
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James!
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Come here!
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Come here!
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Luca!
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Tochov la bugiski!
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Luca!
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Come here!
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Come here!
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Oh, bella la monstra!
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Oh, et là!
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Oh!
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Bella!
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Ahem!
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L'etamamo!
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L'etamami!
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Bravo!
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Aaaaah!
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Aaaaah!
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Ahhh!
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Hi-yaa!ihenry!
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On the plus side, James and Henry's
friendship became stronger that day...
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...even if it made some of the other
minions unhappy.
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Ahh!
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Bravo, reggae!
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eh!
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Oh!
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Oh,
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this is Ed, by the way.
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He's a friendly minion who likes to win a
fight.
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It was a bit hard of hearing.
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So, they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
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And so the minions went from one boss to
the next.
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And there were many.
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But after a while, they couldn't find any
more evil masters to serve.
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For a very long time, the minions wandered
about, tired, and losing hope.
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And that very bossy minion there,
that's Dick.
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He barked at everyone to make camp for the
night.
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Now, because of their non-stop blabbering
and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James
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to go sleep away from everyone else as per
usual.
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Which was fine with them, as it meant they
could stay up all night discussing the
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meaning of life, the cosmos, their hopes,
their dreams.
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Oh, for her.
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Baitousan!
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Oh la la.
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Malpally.
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Thank you!
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C'est la bellissime aux James.
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Ah, et là c'est les dicks mais tu n'as pas
la gousse.
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Mite, honneur, mite, honneur,
mite, honneur... Eh, oh!
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Henry, James!
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Sleeper!
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Eh, Grandos!
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Finissons les sleepers!
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Palatino!
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Go, go, go!
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Eh, Henry!
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Wake up!
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De... de... de...
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And with that, Dick lost his temper.
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Again.
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And he said all he had on his mind about
the two friends.
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Henry thought long and hard about Dick's
remarks.
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And decided to punch him.
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But thankfully, Ed intervened.
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Signed for his friend to calm down.
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Breathe deeply.
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And...
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Punched Dick himself.
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Well, this seemed like the breaking point.
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But then, Dick saw something that would
change the Minions' lives forever.
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Code no 4
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was invented by him.
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And you!
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Do you have any idea what you have done?
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Stop!
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Stop!
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You've ruined everything!
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It was the perfect scene, all that work,
all that money, all that effort!
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Get out of here!
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You!
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You!
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You!
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You!
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You!
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You!
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And you!
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Definitely you!
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Get out!
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Out!
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Out!
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Out!
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Let's go again!
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Hey, boss.
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We're out of film.
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This is not going to go down well.
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You tell that no-talent bum!
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If he messes up again, he's fired!
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And then send him a bottle of champagne
because it's his birthday!
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There he is!
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Our favorite director!
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Hello!
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Hello, Mr. Bright.
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Mr. Bright.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, let's see what you've done.
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No!
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Roll the scene.
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Now.
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We are so excited to see you.
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Come on, let's go!
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Just so you know, Mr. Bright, we had a
small problem.
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A problem?
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It's just a puzzle for friends to solve.
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Problems cost money.
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Oh, well, this scene is terrible.
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You will never work in this town again.
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But we're sure you'll do great in any
number of other towns.
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Yeah.
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Roll the scene, please, and thank you.
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I know.
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That's what I was trying to tell you.
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What are those things?
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Ah, they, uh... You
changed the whole scene!
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But I didn't change it!
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Oh, boy, I did!
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He's a genius!
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What?
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The scene.
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It's great!
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It's better than great?
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I love it!
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Those sickling children!
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Oh, they're fantastic!
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They have to be in every shot of the
movie.
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Uh, yeah!
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Okay, absolutely!
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I'm going to get my very good friends.
284
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,480
It's those, uh...
What's their names?
285
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,700
Put them in the movie!
286
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,500
Sam?
287
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,080
Elwood?
288
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:48,460
I'm sorry.
289
00:22:48,461 --> 00:22:48,500
I'm sorry.
290
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:50,350
Would you mind playing it?
291
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,500
All right.
292
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,380
Oh, that's the stuff, Frankie.
293
00:22:58,070 --> 00:23:00,360
Ah, yes it is, Elwood.
294
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,260
Hey!
295
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:01,620
Hey!
296
00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:02,660
Get me, Mike!
297
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,040
Faster!
298
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:05,560
Faster!
299
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,900
We need to find them!
300
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Where are they?
301
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,200
Get out of the way!
302
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:10,200
Move it!
303
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,220
Move it!
304
00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:19,860
Take the next right!
305
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,240
They could be on Sunset!
306
00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:50,070
You guys fine?
307
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,071
Oh my god, my god!
308
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:53,090
First things first.
309
00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:54,290
Who are you?
310
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,410
My name is Henry.
311
00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:56,230
My name?
312
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,380
Your evil, dick!
313
00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:00,930
Ah, that's the Heads.
314
00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:01,930
I'm Peter!
315
00:25:02,130 --> 00:25:02,950
My name is Ken!
316
00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:03,650
Me, Alfonso!
317
00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:04,730
I'm Patrick!
318
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:05,290
Patrick?
319
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:05,830
Carl, it's Max!
320
00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:09,650
Now, if you don't mind... Is there
a name I can just call all of you?
321
00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:10,930
Uh...
322
00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:11,310
Minions?
323
00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:14,690
Look, Minions, my name is Max.
324
00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:15,970
Hello Max!
325
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:16,810
Yeah!
326
00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:17,450
Hi!
327
00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:20,370
Okay, I'm so sorry about earlier.
328
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,870
So, I would like to work with you.
329
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,310
We should make movies!
330
00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:25,810
Movies?
331
00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:29,170
You don't know what movies are?
332
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:37,150
Movies are stories that play out right in
front of you, and people love them,
333
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,190
and people love the people who make them!
334
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:41,740
Let's go with the story!
335
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,875
James, it's for you!
336
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:43,910
The story!
337
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:45,230
Movies?
338
00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:45,930
For me?
339
00:25:46,110 --> 00:25:46,750
Yes, James!
340
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:47,970
Yes!
341
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:55,910
Welcome to Fred Brothers Pictures,
where we make all kinds of movies!
342
00:26:00,510 --> 00:26:01,310
Hello, George!
343
00:26:01,430 --> 00:26:02,430
Hey, Sam!
344
00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:05,590
Perfect!
345
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,140
It is fantastic, okay?
346
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,580
Oh, it's exciting, isn't it?
347
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,740
Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm!
348
00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:52,300
How about you, gentlemen?
349
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:53,860
Do you want to make movies, too?
350
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:00,100
Excellent!
351
00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:04,300
Let's get to work!
352
00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:08,880
So, I need you to act in a very simple
scene.
353
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,980
You stay here, and I shall return.
354
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:15,980
Oh.
355
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,460
Okay, listen up!
356
00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:18,590
So, here's the scene.
357
00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:20,840
You see those large, heavily armed men?
358
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,540
They suspect you have killed their leader,
and they want you dead!
359
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,860
Uh, Chris?
360
00:27:28,405 --> 00:27:31,420
All right, I need you to really sell the
drama!
361
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,660
You do a good job, and you're hired!
362
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,740
You fail, it's back to wandering the
streets, scavenging for food.
363
00:27:39,965 --> 00:27:41,040
Have fun with it!
364
00:27:42,065 --> 00:27:43,200
Okay, ready!
365
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:44,460
Action!
366
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:46,020
Attack!
367
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,860
Here goes!
368
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,340
No, no, no!
369
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:55,260
Help!
370
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:56,780
Haddon.
371
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,500
Help!
372
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,000
I need this!
373
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:00,001
Help us!
374
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Makubad!
375
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,520
indirect action What is this?
376
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,361
Makubad... subscribe!
377
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:11,240
subscribe!
378
00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:12,241
subscribe!
379
00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:15,220
...
380
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,315
Ok, that was.
381
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,850
.. PERFECT!
382
00:28:45,330 --> 00:28:45,970
Yes!
383
00:28:45,971 --> 00:28:46,430
Brilliant!
384
00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,850
Are you ready to become stars?
385
00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:52,430
And I mean the biggest stars the world has
ever seen?
386
00:28:56,130 --> 00:28:57,130
The
387
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:09,400
world has never been a better place.
388
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:13,340
The economy is forever booming with no
sign of slowing down, ever.
389
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:18,060
People have never been so happy and the
future has never looked so bright.
390
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:23,880
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, the new
stars of the silver screen took the world
391
00:29:23,881 --> 00:29:26,940
by storm and changed the face of the
motion picture industry forever.
392
00:29:27,770 --> 00:29:30,600
With movies like The Good, The Bad,
and The Stupid.
393
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,180
Look behind you and then down.
394
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,580
And they came from the stars to hit you
with a frying pan.
395
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,640
Part 4, Miami Beach.
396
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:41,760
The minions have become the kings of the
box office.
397
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,100
And it seems like the public just can't
get enough of them.
398
00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,820
We spent weeks with the
super mini sensations and
399
00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,901
we're going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.
400
00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:55,100
Our boys have moved into a luxurious house
in Beverly Hills.
401
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,680
Where they'll be able to enjoy a
comfortably large game room.
402
00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:04,460
And an equally comfortable gigantic sauna.
403
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,420
Their lives have changed since fame hit
them.
404
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,180
They can't go anywhere without being
recognized.
405
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,060
Haha!
406
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,680
Run boys, run!
407
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,320
Looks are everything in Tinseltown.
408
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,480
And the minions are always on the hunt for
the hottest, most modern looks.
409
00:30:27,850 --> 00:30:29,210
What trendsetters.
410
00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:30,890
What fashion icons.
411
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,730
And not only that.
412
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,770
Now there's minions merchandise.
413
00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:39,350
What will they think of next?
414
00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:43,548
And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties like
415
00:30:43,549 --> 00:30:46,771
the ones those party
gentlemen are throwing.
416
00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:50,250
Yes, the minions are on top of the world.
417
00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:52,470
They truly have it all.
418
00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:55,370
Thank
419
00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:06,510
you, thank you, Tuna.
420
00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:07,990
Good job, Comanachitan.
421
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:19,260
Loving it.
422
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,060
Haha!
423
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:42,070
See you, okay?
424
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:42,790
On it.
425
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,110
Kawasaki!
426
00:31:48,930 --> 00:31:50,030
Vancom and Baird, Peter.
427
00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:54,130
James, my boy, you have a real gift for
filmmaking.
428
00:31:54,550 --> 00:31:55,550
Ah, thank you.
429
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:58,310
Yeah, you have what it takes to become a
director.
430
00:31:58,530 --> 00:32:00,550
There could even be an Oscar in your
future.
431
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:01,330
Oscar?
432
00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:02,710
Kisaku?
433
00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:06,450
Ah, it's an award given out to the best
films and filmmakers.
434
00:32:07,030 --> 00:32:08,030
Ah.
435
00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:13,130
And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes
to...
436
00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:15,550
...James!
437
00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:16,790
Yeah!
438
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:20,900
Thank you!
439
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:21,800
Thank you!
440
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:31,220
Thank you!
441
00:32:31,221 --> 00:32:31,700
James?
442
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:32,980
James?
443
00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:35,190
Are you all right, my friend?
444
00:32:36,980 --> 00:32:39,400
Wait, wait, what's happening?
445
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,100
What is this?
446
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,740
I'll tell you what it is.
447
00:32:42,155 --> 00:32:43,760
It's the future of cinema.
448
00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:45,260
Everyone's doing it, Max.
449
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:48,040
From now on, our movies are going to
happen.
450
00:32:48,041 --> 00:32:49,041
We're going to have...
451
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:50,740
...sound!
452
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,260
Ah.
453
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,120
That right there, what I just said,
that was sound.
454
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,500
Whoa!
455
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,680
I have a very good feeling about this.
456
00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:04,540
Quiet, everyone.
457
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:06,950
Are you ready, Henry?
458
00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:07,880
Ah, si, si, si.
459
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,240
This will be great.
460
00:33:10,670 --> 00:33:12,340
Okay, we're recording.
461
00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:14,600
And action.
462
00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:34,390
You disappear from my
life five years ago, and
463
00:33:34,391 --> 00:33:36,930
now you think you can
come waltzing back in?
464
00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:37,890
Well, no.
465
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,050
No, I say!
466
00:33:39,925 --> 00:33:42,290
Get lost, you handsome bastard!
467
00:33:45,950 --> 00:33:47,150
Oh, Humphrey.
468
00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:50,770
My mother warned me about men like you.
469
00:33:58,930 --> 00:33:59,930
Mmm, buddy.
470
00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:02,290
Pignata.
471
00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:03,630
Carbonara.
472
00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:05,170
Lasagna.
473
00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:07,531
Mmm... What?
474
00:34:07,650 --> 00:34:08,650
Mas?
475
00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:09,910
What?
476
00:34:13,450 --> 00:34:17,460
Stay with us, Arch.
477
00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:18,670
We need you.
478
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,190
What are we gonna do?
479
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,680
What are we gonna do?
480
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,480
Ah.
481
00:34:26,810 --> 00:34:27,910
Yes, Arch?
482
00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:29,830
Si!
483
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:00,940
Peckin' me.
484
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,100
Ah.
485
00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:03,380
Ah.
486
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,900
Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
487
00:35:07,630 --> 00:35:08,630
Tiny bit of milk.
488
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,940
Two sugars.
489
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:12,380
Thank you.
490
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,480
Bolzac!
491
00:35:16,265 --> 00:35:17,265
This is a disaster!
492
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,340
We've lost millions!
493
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,520
You know who I blame?
494
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,180
Them!
495
00:35:22,815 --> 00:35:23,815
Sadly, yes.
496
00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:25,020
Get out of here!
497
00:35:25,345 --> 00:35:27,735
But we wish you the best of
luck in your new endeavor and we
498
00:35:27,736 --> 00:35:30,560
hope we can still be friends
who never speak to each other.
499
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,000
Leave!
500
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:33,460
And have a great life away from us.
501
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,600
Oh, no!
502
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,500
Plastic macadamia like a diamond!
503
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:37,820
Chupa-jumbo!
504
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,040
Mbappe le platini!
505
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,280
Get an Oscar!
506
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:41,460
O-Oscar?
507
00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:44,940
James, you're never gonna win an Oscar.
508
00:35:45,170 --> 00:35:46,170
You're done.
509
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,220
You're fired!
510
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:57,020
Goodbye, Ridley.
511
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,240
Goodbye, Max.
512
00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,560
Auf Wiedersehen, Erich.
513
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,760
Bye-bye, Max.
514
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,300
Hasta la vista, Quentin.
515
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,500
Bye-bye, Max.
516
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:04,640
Goodbye, Steven.
517
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,840
Tschüss!
518
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,220
Ciao, Federico.
519
00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:08,380
Bye-bye, Max.
520
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,120
Dick.
521
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,520
Max!
522
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,170
Henry, James.
523
00:36:14,850 --> 00:36:16,060
Good luck, my friends.
524
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,220
Don't worry, boys.
525
00:36:19,685 --> 00:36:21,240
It's just a minor setback.
526
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,200
Thank you.
527
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,180
You're going to be fine, James.
528
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,060
You're going to do great things.
529
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,560
Henry!
530
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:33,700
James!
531
00:36:34,465 --> 00:36:35,465
Bye-bye, Max.
532
00:36:52,930 --> 00:36:54,330
No, no, no!
533
00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:55,770
Why?
534
00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,450
Put the woman down!
535
00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:02,810
Blabber and blabber.
536
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:30,520
Okay.
537
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,800
How's the body?
538
00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:48,250
Put her down, put her down.
539
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,170
Victor, good night.
540
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,270
Good night, Peter.
541
00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:54,570
Nick, good night.
542
00:37:54,710 --> 00:37:55,430
Good night, Greg.
543
00:37:55,670 --> 00:37:56,190
Good night, George.
544
00:37:56,510 --> 00:37:57,030
Good night, Steven.
545
00:37:57,230 --> 00:37:57,730
Good night, Bruno.
546
00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:58,610
Good night, Julian.
547
00:37:58,890 --> 00:37:59,890
Thomas, good night.
548
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:04,860
Good night, James.
549
00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:34,310
Yurika!
550
00:38:34,450 --> 00:38:35,450
Yurika!
551
00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:37,750
Nevermind.
552
00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:39,110
Cheers guys, for the good points.
553
00:38:39,810 --> 00:38:41,570
And a lot of caramels too...
554
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:46,150
That's a story about a flock of chocolate
minions who identified the yes and nos,
555
00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:50,470
and operated the like plug-in tips and
then used them to go a different route.
556
00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:55,630
Glory hallelujah!
557
00:38:55,631 --> 00:38:56,631
Booyah!
558
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,480
With monsters!
559
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,680
Yes, yes, yes!
560
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:11,280
What's going on?
561
00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:12,790
Ah, look, look!
562
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:15,840
James punched the story and transformed it
into a movie!
563
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,140
Movies?
564
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,280
I have no idea.
565
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:19,620
But...
566
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,600
James' real story was fantastic!
567
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:24,000
Minions don't make movies!
568
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:25,530
Pick up the big boss!
569
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:26,660
It's the hardest!
570
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,380
And help James!
571
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,600
I'm kidding!
572
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,260
This is the best big boss ever!
573
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,370
Big boss!
574
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,580
Oops, excuse me, Greg.
575
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,840
All good?
576
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,360
Hey, two macatou movies!
577
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,640
We fight!
578
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,880
Sever all!
579
00:39:43,310 --> 00:39:45,820
Big boss, big boss, big boss!
580
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:55,780
Well, you know.
581
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,880
How's that going to end up?
582
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,360
Oh, it's so scary!
583
00:40:14,810 --> 00:40:16,700
James, I love your movie!
584
00:40:16,990 --> 00:40:19,220
Yes, it's clear this is a real movie!
585
00:40:19,265 --> 00:40:23,660
...a passion project, and you need to make
it, whatever challenges get in your way.
586
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,996
Yes, yes, but the most important thing...
...and the most important thing is advice.
587
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:27,500
Advice?
588
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,720
Yes, yes, but...
Well, where do I start?
589
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:32,900
I mean...
590
00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:36,740
...do you guys have film equipment?
591
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:38,620
Uh... no.
592
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,260
Ah, no film equipment.
593
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:40,940
Uh-huh.
594
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:41,980
A crew?
595
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,080
A crew?
596
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:43,460
No!
597
00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:45,140
No crew either.
598
00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:47,860
And you wrote a monster movie?
599
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,560
With a very big monster?
600
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,260
Yes, with a big kaiju!
601
00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:55,280
And what are you going to use for your
monster?
602
00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:56,980
Uh... uh...
603
00:40:57,630 --> 00:40:58,630
Uh-huh.
604
00:40:58,920 --> 00:40:59,920
Okay.
605
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:01,100
Listen to me carefully.
606
00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:04,040
What I'm going to tell you is very,
very important.
607
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:10,000
So, if you want to make a fantasticious,
very cool monster movie...
608
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,360
...you will need a fantasticious,
very cool monster.
609
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,840
I can't really help you.
610
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,136
I know you can't help me with that,
I'm afraid.
611
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,540
But I can give you this.
612
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,620
...and a camera!
613
00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:29,740
Max, really?
614
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,040
It was a gift from my father.
615
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,760
My first camera.
616
00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:36,920
I'm passing it on to you now.
617
00:41:37,810 --> 00:41:39,420
I believe in you, James.
618
00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:41,600
I know you'll do great.
619
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:47,420
And remember, a very cool monster movie
needs a very cool monster!
620
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:48,700
Max, darling!
621
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,020
Come over here!
622
00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:51,180
Good luck, guys!
623
00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:58,170
But how did the kaijus get away?
624
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,270
Hey, Matisse, Matisse!
625
00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,630
IT'S THE GAME OF THINGS!
626
00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:18,340
Ed saves the day!
627
00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:20,460
James is going to get his monster!
628
00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,580
Oh, I'm happy you're happy!
629
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,960
Now do you mind if I go on with the story?
630
00:42:26,295 --> 00:42:27,895
Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes.
631
00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:28,460
Yes!
632
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:29,780
Please continue.
633
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,740
What about Dick and the other minions?
634
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,080
Did they find a new boss?
635
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,440
Oh, yes.
636
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,000
Well, I was getting to it.
637
00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:41,920
Dick and his friends were about to fulfill
the mission of every minion ever and find
638
00:42:41,921 --> 00:42:45,740
their tribe the greatest, most evil master
to serve.
639
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:47,720
Speak fast!
640
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,760
Speak fast!
641
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,620
Speak fast!
642
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,840
Speak fast!
643
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,640
Speak fast!
644
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:52,320
Speak fast!
645
00:42:52,321 --> 00:42:52,480
Speak fast!
646
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,540
Attention!
647
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:55,500
Attention, earthlings!
648
00:42:56,315 --> 00:42:58,020
Cease current activities and listen!
649
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,080
Kezako!
650
00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:01,620
Boss!
651
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:02,740
I am Dort!
652
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:08,080
And I was sent here by the supreme high
ruler to judge this pathetic planet!
653
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:10,620
Big boss?
654
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:15,220
But first, Dort needs to find loyal
assistance.
655
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,320
Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool
spaceship!
656
00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:19,830
Do you want to serve, Dort?
657
00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:21,260
Okay, let's go home.
658
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,720
You can do this kind of thing on your
mom's weekend.
659
00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:26,780
Oh, yes, and... Come on, please!
660
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,200
Leave me alone!
661
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:31,280
Guys, look at this winner!
662
00:43:31,281 --> 00:43:32,460
Ah, thank you!
663
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:33,580
That's very kind!
664
00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:36,734
Hmm, are you and your
burly friends interested in
665
00:43:36,735 --> 00:43:39,600
assisting Dort in a
potentially dangerous mission?
666
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,220
Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot
suit is talking to us!
667
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:43,380
Ha!
668
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,060
I can assure you that this is no costume!
669
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:50,540
Um, I mean... You know, it's dangerous
to hang out here dressed as a tin can!
670
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,120
Ha ha ha ha!
671
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,340
Ha ha ha ha!
672
00:43:54,595 --> 00:43:55,595
Ha ha ha ha!
673
00:43:56,010 --> 00:43:58,340
A tin can wishes it were as tough as me!
674
00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,500
So, there!
675
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,760
I sense you are preparing a hostile
attack!
676
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,140
Please stop!
677
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:05,820
Oh, yeah?
678
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,180
Or what?
679
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:15,740
Why, you!
680
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,960
Now you've done it!
681
00:44:23,755 --> 00:44:25,220
Dort was on a simple mission!
682
00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:29,700
To decide whether or not Earth should be
invaded!
683
00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:34,040
And then you went and got all up in Dort's
facial recognition sensors!
684
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:38,780
Dort has made his decision regarding the
fate of this planet!
685
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:44,760
Dort is going to invade Earth and enslave
humanity!
686
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:46,740
Oh ho ho ho!
687
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:47,000
Hey!
688
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:47,360
Hey!
689
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:47,860
Excuse me!
690
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,880
Excuse me!
691
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,460
Ah, greetings!
692
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,960
I am Dort!
693
00:44:52,050 --> 00:44:53,100
Ah, hello, Dort!
694
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,200
I am Dick!
695
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,560
Salutations, Richard!
696
00:44:56,185 --> 00:44:56,980
No, no, no!
697
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:57,760
The Dicks!
698
00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:04,000
Hmm... Okay... Do you want to assist
Dort in a potentially dangerous mission?
699
00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:04,400
Yes!
700
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:04,920
Yes!
701
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:05,400
Yes!
702
00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:06,260
Yes!
703
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:06,880
Great!
704
00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:10,140
Follow Dort back to Dort's secret lair!
705
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:10,840
Yeah!
706
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:11,480
Yeah!
707
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,160
Big pass!
708
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,460
Big pass!
709
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:15,140
Big pass!
710
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,240
Big pass!
711
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,240
Okay.
712
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,400
Mano, don't tipa Cleomide.
713
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,240
And Lee?
714
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:22,920
Si, si.
715
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,020
And?
716
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:25,380
Vamos!
717
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,100
Ahem.
718
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:26,340
Ahem.
719
00:45:26,341 --> 00:45:28,740
Miso soup con gomae!
720
00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:30,680
Yaki onigiri!
721
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:31,280
Luka!
722
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,140
Etaname!
723
00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:33,360
Shizuki!
724
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,220
Natenobu!
725
00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:35,460
Kaifuku!
726
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,080
...
727
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:45,641
... ... ... ... ... ...
728
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,640
...
729
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:56,061
... ...
730
00:46:05,650 --> 00:46:06,650
...
731
00:46:16,950 --> 00:46:19,731
... ... ...
732
00:46:20,630 --> 00:46:24,431
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ...
733
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:26,630
...
734
00:46:32,210 --> 00:46:33,090
...
735
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:36,030
Oh no, I feel like I've disappointed you
in some way.
736
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:38,070
I'm so sorry, can I help?
737
00:46:40,610 --> 00:46:41,130
Monsters?
738
00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:42,950
You want big scary monsters?
739
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:52,730
You need monsters for your movie!
740
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,990
I know the perfect monsters for you!
741
00:46:56,470 --> 00:46:57,470
I'll take you to them!
742
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,110
Fuck you!
743
00:46:59,370 --> 00:47:03,210
Oh, by the way, I'm Gary Orcum Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
744
00:47:03,710 --> 00:47:05,530
But my friends just call me Goomy for
short.
745
00:47:06,110 --> 00:47:07,110
Oh, so James!
746
00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:08,770
Oh, James!
747
00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:11,030
Rolls off the face tendrils.
748
00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:12,470
James!
749
00:47:12,510 --> 00:47:12,990
Is that Henry?
750
00:47:13,350 --> 00:47:14,350
Hey, hello!
751
00:47:14,510 --> 00:47:15,510
Henry!
752
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,560
Oh, I like it!
753
00:47:16,590 --> 00:47:17,870
It sounds tough and rugged.
754
00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:19,470
It's like, oh, look out!
755
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,560
Here comes Henry!
756
00:47:20,930 --> 00:47:21,930
Is that Ed?
757
00:47:22,450 --> 00:47:23,450
Ed!
758
00:47:23,490 --> 00:47:24,490
Enchanté!
759
00:47:26,095 --> 00:47:27,350
Oh man, he's gonna be...
760
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,170
It's gonna be so much fun!
761
00:47:28,330 --> 00:47:28,670
Come on!
762
00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:29,710
Come on!
763
00:47:34,410 --> 00:47:39,130
Wipe your insolent feet before stepping
into the lair of Dort.
764
00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:45,035
Uh... Kamala lair?
765
00:47:45,610 --> 00:47:46,250
Affirmative!
766
00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:48,350
Everyone, file in!
767
00:47:48,650 --> 00:47:49,650
Dort?
768
00:47:50,230 --> 00:47:51,290
Where have you been?
769
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,450
Oh, Mrs. Konnikoff!
770
00:47:54,770 --> 00:47:55,950
Yes, so sorry!
771
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,560
Uh, Dort had an important meeting.
772
00:47:58,170 --> 00:48:00,390
But I come with good news.
773
00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:02,670
Look what I found on my way back.
774
00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:04,610
Those muffins you love!
775
00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:07,870
I only like the blueberry ones!
776
00:48:08,330 --> 00:48:09,410
Yes, you're in luck.
777
00:48:11,230 --> 00:48:14,751
And I can only eat them
with a glass of... ...milk?
778
00:48:16,990 --> 00:48:19,210
...enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods.
779
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:22,970
What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman.
780
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,680
She shall be spared when Dort overthrows
the planet.
781
00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:26,950
Excuse me.
782
00:48:26,951 --> 00:48:27,650
Excuse me.
783
00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:28,820
As with our cat.
784
00:48:28,850 --> 00:48:29,850
Uh, hello.
785
00:48:29,890 --> 00:48:30,370
Sorry.
786
00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:30,930
Whoops.
787
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:34,950
Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort's
roommate, Floyd.
788
00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:37,950
Uh, hello, Floyd.
789
00:48:38,670 --> 00:48:39,890
Hey, what's up?
790
00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:41,770
Hey, Dort.
791
00:48:42,050 --> 00:48:45,230
Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume,
minion.
792
00:48:45,905 --> 00:48:47,550
This is definitely a lair.
793
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,800
Oh, look out.
794
00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:49,990
Pink.
795
00:48:50,850 --> 00:48:51,850
Head.
796
00:48:53,610 --> 00:48:54,290
Floyd.
797
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:55,291
Floyd?
798
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,040
No, Floyd.
799
00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,360
Yeah, si, Floyd.
800
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:00,570
Capriski, la macedoine.
801
00:49:01,150 --> 00:49:03,510
You foolish, naive minion.
802
00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:07,170
You are actually standing in a very
futuristic alien spaceship.
803
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,590
Made to look like a dingy apartment.
804
00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:11,290
Very realistic, isn't it?
805
00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:12,291
Even the weird smell.
806
00:49:12,510 --> 00:49:13,510
That's all fake.
807
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:14,950
Impressive, I know.
808
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:17,830
Oh, shit.
809
00:49:18,430 --> 00:49:18,510
Huh?
810
00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:20,350
But, but...
811
00:49:20,450 --> 00:49:21,070
But nothing.
812
00:49:21,270 --> 00:49:21,810
No.
813
00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:24,270
Dort needs to retreat to his private
quarters.
814
00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:27,030
To, uh, report back to his home planet.
815
00:49:27,950 --> 00:49:29,630
Engaging in slamming mode.
816
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,250
Wow.
817
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,600
Okay, okay.
818
00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:38,580
Calma, calma.
819
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:39,280
Hey, Vadiv.
820
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:40,380
Luca.
821
00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:42,540
Wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble.
822
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040
Hi.
823
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:45,740
Fellas.
824
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:48,260
Wubble, wubble.
825
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,200
Wubble.
826
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:55,560
Wow, you're really into your art,
James.
827
00:49:56,050 --> 00:49:56,920
You're so passionate.
828
00:49:56,921 --> 00:49:58,580
I think you're a genius.
829
00:49:58,780 --> 00:49:59,780
Oh, thank you.
830
00:50:01,220 --> 00:50:02,220
Huh?
831
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:03,340
Huh?
832
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,320
Huh?
833
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,640
Huh?
834
00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:26,670
Huh?
835
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,540
Ah, phew.
836
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:31,750
La partido.
837
00:50:53,190 --> 00:50:54,190
Whoopsie.
838
00:50:54,690 --> 00:50:55,750
Uh... Whoa!
839
00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:56,530
Oh, look!
840
00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:57,830
There it is!
841
00:50:57,895 --> 00:50:58,895
Our destination!
842
00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:04,670
Let's go, fellas!
843
00:51:05,030 --> 00:51:05,330
Let's go, fellas!
844
00:51:05,331 --> 00:51:06,050
Watch out!
845
00:51:06,070 --> 00:51:06,410
Watch out!
846
00:51:06,710 --> 00:51:07,710
Yes, yes.
847
00:51:07,970 --> 00:51:08,970
Ah!
848
00:51:12,850 --> 00:51:14,390
Olga, Olga, Olga.
849
00:51:14,690 --> 00:51:15,210
What are you doing?
850
00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:16,650
What are you doing, Dort?
851
00:51:16,850 --> 00:51:17,850
Huh?
852
00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:19,850
Shh!
853
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:20,330
Watch out!
854
00:51:20,390 --> 00:51:20,810
Shh!
855
00:51:21,010 --> 00:51:22,010
Attention!
856
00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:24,130
Attention, minions and Floyd!
857
00:51:24,545 --> 00:51:28,550
Dort has finally received his orders from
the supreme high ruler.
858
00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:32,970
It is time to officially invade Earth!
859
00:51:32,971 --> 00:51:33,971
Yeah!
860
00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:35,830
Yeah!
861
00:51:35,990 --> 00:51:36,990
Yeah!
862
00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:37,870
Hey, Dort!
863
00:51:38,150 --> 00:51:57,540
Stop the noise!
864
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,040
Oh!
865
00:51:58,060 --> 00:51:58,640
Oh, yes.
866
00:51:58,780 --> 00:51:59,400
Oh, sorry.
867
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,180
My apologies.
868
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,560
With me.
869
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:02,320
Dort.
870
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,620
Dort.
871
00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:04,320
Dort.
872
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,220
Dort.
873
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:05,920
Dort.
874
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,480
Dort.
875
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,150
Attention, people of Earth!
876
00:52:28,510 --> 00:52:32,290
Dort is officially claiming your planet!
877
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:33,990
Ah ha ha ha ha!
878
00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:34,970
Yeah!
879
00:52:35,310 --> 00:52:36,490
Ha ha ha ha ha!
880
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,720
Oh, wait a minute.
881
00:52:43,721 --> 00:52:45,120
Hello there, little fella.
882
00:52:45,570 --> 00:52:47,980
Dort meant your sandcastle no harm.
883
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,780
Hey, please stop your shovel attack.
884
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:52,380
Huh.
885
00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:56,340
Cease immediately, or you will pay the
price.
886
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,120
Oh!
887
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:57,920
Luka!
888
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:58,460
Luka, please!
889
00:52:58,740 --> 00:52:59,740
Telepod!
890
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:04,580
Let's see how you fare against a similar
attack, tiny insurgent.
891
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:05,160
Hey!
892
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:05,880
You!
893
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,440
In the robot suit!
894
00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:07,960
No, no, no!
895
00:53:08,095 --> 00:53:09,240
You can't kick that kid!
896
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:09,580
But...
897
00:53:10,180 --> 00:53:11,620
he must be taught a lesson.
898
00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:12,820
And also...
899
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,160
he started it.
900
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,860
You are not from around these parts,
are you?
901
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:18,700
Well, no.
902
00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:20,920
I originate from the planet Mettlar.
903
00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:22,000
Hm?
904
00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:24,120
Near the G-45T system.
905
00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:25,700
Right.
906
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:27,016
I don't know where that is.
907
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,240
But, I am from a small town in Minnesota
myself, so I understand the feeling of
908
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,840
being a stranger in the big city.
909
00:53:33,190 --> 00:53:36,960
So, what you're saying is, I am now free
to kick him.
910
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,620
Ha ha ha ha ha!
911
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,540
No, you can't.
912
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:42,720
No, no, no!
913
00:53:42,721 --> 00:53:44,340
... Well, I should
get a move on.
914
00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,885
My friends and I are headed to a protest
for women's rights.
915
00:53:47,045 --> 00:53:48,700
Do you believe women and men are equal?
916
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,520
Why, yes, of course!
917
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:51,800
Oh, good!
918
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,380
In that you both now belong to the supreme
ruler equally.
919
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,180
You're so funny and cute.
920
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,180
I mean, what you said.
921
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:02,760
What you said is... cute.
922
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,080
Pardon?
923
00:54:04,770 --> 00:54:06,250
Come on, Debbie, we're gonna be late!
924
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,980
Did you say Dort was...
Give women the vote!
925
00:54:09,690 --> 00:54:10,720
Give women the vote!
926
00:54:11,310 --> 00:54:12,400
Give women the vote!
927
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,100
Give women the vote!
928
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:14,320
Bye!
929
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:15,960
Don't kick children!
930
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:21,720
Uh, boss?
931
00:54:22,170 --> 00:54:26,720
Minions, Dort is slightly postponing
Earth's invasion.
932
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,300
Huh?
933
00:54:28,735 --> 00:54:29,960
You heard me.
934
00:54:30,210 --> 00:54:31,210
Follow Dort!
935
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:32,680
Give women the vote!
936
00:54:33,010 --> 00:54:34,380
Give women the vote!
937
00:54:34,930 --> 00:54:36,240
Give women the vote!
938
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:38,140
Give women the vote!
939
00:54:38,450 --> 00:54:39,700
Give women the vote!
940
00:54:40,150 --> 00:54:41,300
Give women the vote!
941
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,960
Give women the vote!
942
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,760
Give women the vote!
943
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:53,100
James, you okay down there?
944
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,040
The entrance is straight ahead!
945
00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:15,020
My friends!
946
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,580
Watch your step!
947
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:24,180
And here we are!
948
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,920
You're gonna love these gents!
949
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:29,900
We get them, and then we go to...
950
00:55:30,490 --> 00:55:30,780
Hollywood!
951
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,620
Hollywood, yes sir!
952
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:33,920
To make your movie!
953
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,740
There they are!
954
00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:50,080
Don't be scared, though.
955
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,140
They're such good guys.
956
00:55:51,710 --> 00:55:53,940
Just try not to look too... delicious.
957
00:55:55,180 --> 00:56:29,810
Hey, Goomy!
958
00:56:30,010 --> 00:56:31,270
Thanks for the jailbreak!
959
00:56:31,670 --> 00:56:32,670
Alright!
960
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,220
Where were we?
961
00:56:34,650 --> 00:56:36,830
Howard and Phillips destroy world!
962
00:56:37,010 --> 00:56:37,210
Yeah!
963
00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:38,570
But wait!
964
00:56:38,571 --> 00:56:39,130
I'm sorry.
965
00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:40,330
Quick question.
966
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,746
I want to eat one of these funny-looking
yellow guys first.
967
00:56:42,770 --> 00:56:43,770
Is that okay?
968
00:56:45,150 --> 00:56:45,750
Guys!
969
00:56:45,751 --> 00:56:46,250
Guys!
970
00:56:46,290 --> 00:56:51,630
We are not going to destroy the world,
nor eat anyone in this room.
971
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:52,750
Are we clear?
972
00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:54,290
Not really.
973
00:56:54,930 --> 00:56:56,990
Destroying stuff is kind of our thing.
974
00:56:57,590 --> 00:56:59,730
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
975
00:57:00,255 --> 00:57:02,110
No, all that stuff is over.
976
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:03,990
We are no longer evil.
977
00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:07,190
We work in the motion picture industry.
978
00:57:07,450 --> 00:57:07,790
See?
979
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:09,870
No worldwide destruction.
980
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,690
No devouring funny-looking yellow guys.
981
00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:16,430
We're just going to help James here make
his dreams come true.
982
00:57:18,530 --> 00:57:19,530
Huh?
983
00:57:22,790 --> 00:57:24,230
Oh, okay!
984
00:57:25,490 --> 00:57:26,490
Wink, wink.
985
00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:28,390
Got it.
986
00:57:28,391 --> 00:57:29,710
Alright, we're in.
987
00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:31,510
They're in!
988
00:57:31,850 --> 00:57:34,270
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!
989
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:35,750
Hollywood!
990
00:57:36,350 --> 00:57:37,350
Huh?
991
00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:38,850
No, no, no, no!
992
00:57:39,510 --> 00:57:39,790
James!
993
00:57:39,970 --> 00:57:40,270
James!
994
00:57:40,470 --> 00:57:41,070
C'est la loco!
995
00:57:41,230 --> 00:57:41,790
Le monstre!
996
00:57:41,930 --> 00:57:42,310
Bada!
997
00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:42,970
Henry!
998
00:57:43,070 --> 00:57:43,750
To le parano!
999
00:57:44,030 --> 00:57:45,030
Stoppa, okay?
1000
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,240
Me le manipula tout!
1001
00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:48,390
Si c'est stoppa, c'est me movie,
okay?
1002
00:57:48,570 --> 00:57:49,570
Me movie!
1003
00:57:51,530 --> 00:57:53,650
Howard having super weird day!
1004
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:00,320
Basta!
1005
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:02,420
Basta!
1006
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:03,640
Oh,
1007
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,570
is this where you make movies?
1008
00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:43,650
Si!
1009
00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:44,250
Basta!
1010
00:59:44,251 --> 00:59:44,530
Catou!
1011
00:59:44,610 --> 00:59:45,610
Catou!
1012
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,250
Cat!
1013
00:59:47,310 --> 00:59:48,530
You hear that, guys?
1014
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,120
This is where it all happens!
1015
00:59:50,950 --> 00:59:51,310
Come here!
1016
00:59:51,430 --> 00:59:51,790
Come here!
1017
00:59:52,050 --> 00:59:53,330
La fruta bagasse!
1018
00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:54,510
Y pa-de-va!
1019
00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:55,550
La-la-ticole!
1020
00:59:55,810 --> 00:59:56,850
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
1021
00:59:57,890 --> 00:59:58,890
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
1022
00:59:59,210 --> 01:00:00,850
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
1023
01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:01,690
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
1024
01:00:01,691 --> 01:00:02,691
Holy wow!
1025
01:00:02,770 --> 01:00:04,070
Would you look at this!
1026
01:00:04,510 --> 01:00:05,510
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
1027
01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:06,710
Rosette la maïsse!
1028
01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:07,790
Pucca-pucca!
1029
01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:15,020
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look!
1030
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:16,340
This is great!
1031
01:00:16,540 --> 01:00:16,780
Huh?
1032
01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:17,380
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
1033
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:17,520
Si!
1034
01:00:17,521 --> 01:00:18,521
Dada-.
1035
01:00:20,370 --> 01:00:21,370
Arrr!
1036
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,450
Benatis frutara terra!
1037
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:24,420
Gloria!
1038
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:29,520
Oh James, you painted such a wonderful
picture with your beautiful gibberish.
1039
01:00:30,090 --> 01:00:32,180
Ah, your movie is gonna be fantastic.
1040
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,760
Isn't it, guys?
1041
01:00:34,180 --> 01:00:34,560
Ugghhh!
1042
01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:37,100
Who cares about the movie?!
1043
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:42,860
I just wanna eat people, and chase people,
and-Smoosh people with feet!
1044
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:43,500
Exactly!
1045
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,040
Smoosh!
1046
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,200
Howard gets it!
1047
01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:47,380
Huh?
1048
01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:47,960
Get it?
1049
01:00:48,490 --> 01:00:49,860
Aaaa-ha-ha-ha!
1050
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:50,600
OK.
1051
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:51,480
Just a little moment!
1052
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,481
Wait a moment, please.
1053
01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:54,460
You and you, a word?
1054
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,320
We'll be right back.
1055
01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:58,620
Okay.
1056
01:01:12,935 --> 01:01:14,670
Gumi, what are we doing here?
1057
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,290
Back in the good old days you were all
about going from planet to planet,
1058
01:01:18,490 --> 01:01:20,170
obliterating everything in sight.
1059
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,390
Now you want to make movies?
1060
01:01:23,330 --> 01:01:24,330
You've changed, man.
1061
01:01:24,530 --> 01:01:25,530
Howard, agree!
1062
01:01:25,770 --> 01:01:27,690
Guys, guys, guys, where's the trust?
1063
01:01:28,290 --> 01:01:30,130
Of course we're gonna destroy everything.
1064
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:34,250
When those cameras start rolling,
we're going to conjure Irene.
1065
01:01:35,030 --> 01:01:36,030
Irene?
1066
01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:36,610
Really?
1067
01:01:36,990 --> 01:01:37,790
Yes, Irene.
1068
01:01:37,990 --> 01:01:39,910
The eater of worlds herself.
1069
01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:44,910
We're gonna have our revenge, but we're
gonna destroy everything on the planet.
1070
01:01:45,570 --> 01:01:46,570
Destroy!
1071
01:01:48,070 --> 01:01:49,410
Howard, stop!
1072
01:01:51,470 --> 01:01:52,470
Destroy?
1073
01:01:55,390 --> 01:01:56,750
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy!
1074
01:01:58,730 --> 01:01:59,730
James!
1075
01:02:01,570 --> 01:02:02,570
Get him!
1076
01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:13,130
James!
1077
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:56,000
Huh?
1078
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,200
Henry?
1079
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,720
Henry!
1080
01:02:58,721 --> 01:03:00,160
Oh, hide him!
1081
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,200
Hide him, quick!
1082
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:01,820
Henry?
1083
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,500
Huh?
1084
01:03:03,890 --> 01:03:04,890
Oh, hi, James!
1085
01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:07,060
No, there's no Henry here.
1086
01:03:07,390 --> 01:03:13,100
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
talking about, uh, a friend of ours.
1087
01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:16,060
That would be great in your movie!
1088
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:21,000
This is Irene.
1089
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:22,600
Oh.
1090
01:03:22,820 --> 01:03:27,120
Imagine the movie opens with Irene being
conjured.
1091
01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:32,300
The coolest monster ever, unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world!
1092
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:36,180
Oh, I promise you, James, you've never
seen a monster like her!
1093
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:36,760
Okay!
1094
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:37,400
Vamos!
1095
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,680
Vamos!
1096
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,120
Okay, the big day has arrived!
1097
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:09,800
And I have good news.
1098
01:04:10,330 --> 01:04:12,340
Last night, Henry and I were having a
little chat.
1099
01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:13,000
Henry?
1100
01:04:13,260 --> 01:04:14,260
Yeah, yeah, Henry.
1101
01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:16,780
And he said he's sorry for being such a
doink.
1102
01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:19,836
And also that the scene
we're about to do, you know,
1103
01:04:19,837 --> 01:04:22,281
when Irene arrives, he
thinks it's missing something.
1104
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:22,720
Huh?
1105
01:04:22,930 --> 01:04:23,640
Besides us?
1106
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:24,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
1107
01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:26,840
But Henry had a solution.
1108
01:04:27,670 --> 01:04:31,040
What if, when the monster first comes out,
she eats a victim?
1109
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,300
To let the audience know she means
business.
1110
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:39,820
And better yet, Henry has volunteered to
play the part of the first sacrifice!
1111
01:04:43,735 --> 01:04:44,980
Henry, thank you!
1112
01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:48,600
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?
1113
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,220
He's really getting into the part!
1114
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,400
Aww.
1115
01:04:51,460 --> 01:05:00,360
Well, James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimothy, are
you ready to start making your first move?
1116
01:05:00,460 --> 01:05:00,760
Si!
1117
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,700
By the way, are you okay with me appearing
in this scene?
1118
01:05:05,050 --> 01:05:06,050
This is your project.
1119
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,236
I don't want to step on any toes.
1120
01:05:07,260 --> 01:05:08,260
No problemo!
1121
01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:09,460
¡Rumiosa!
1122
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:12,100
¡Sono...
1123
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:14,500
...Smoka!
1124
01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:16,600
Minions y Monstras!
1125
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,800
Uno!
1126
01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:25,340
The end is finally here.
1127
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:29,020
Earth is living its last moment.
1128
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:31,920
The monsters are back...
1129
01:05:32,270 --> 01:05:33,280
...with a vengeance!
1130
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:41,270
The time for Irene...
...has come on ya!
1131
01:05:41,950 --> 01:05:43,470
¡Ya se go!
1132
01:05:44,970 --> 01:05:46,030
¡Splitagen!
1133
01:05:47,570 --> 01:05:48,630
¡Carbonito!
1134
01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:52,230
¡Alea yacta es!
1135
01:05:53,730 --> 01:05:55,130
¡Mercurio!
1136
01:05:55,131 --> 01:05:56,470
¡Giulubidis!
1137
01:05:59,290 --> 01:06:00,690
¡Paramel!
1138
01:06:00,910 --> 01:06:02,310
¡Makiato!
1139
01:06:05,030 --> 01:06:06,030
¡Conceita!
1140
01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:19,780
¡Muy consumida!
1141
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,400
¡Muy potente!
1142
01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,540
¡Irene!
1143
01:06:29,570 --> 01:06:30,570
¡Irene!
1144
01:06:32,610 --> 01:06:33,310
¡Guau!
1145
01:06:33,550 --> 01:06:34,810
¡Eres tan hermosa!
1146
01:06:34,811 --> 01:06:40,690
...beautiful, so big, so orange,
so g-g-g-gooey!
1147
01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:43,810
Now feed, I read!
1148
01:06:44,270 --> 01:06:49,650
Feast on our modest offering, and go forth
into the world!
1149
01:06:57,670 --> 01:06:58,590
Segura!
1150
01:06:58,690 --> 01:06:59,690
Segura, Henry!
1151
01:07:09,890 --> 01:07:10,890
...
1152
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,720
Why help?
1153
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:29,780
James!
1154
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,120
No, no, stop!
1155
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:37,880
Stop?
1156
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,280
I'm not going to stop!
1157
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:46,080
I've been waiting for this moment for
eons!
1158
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,920
Irene is going to devour you!
1159
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:49,820
...for everything and everyone!
1160
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,400
Nooooo!
1161
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,800
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1162
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:43,460
That was super fun.
1163
01:08:44,470 --> 01:08:46,380
What a perfect day this has been.
1164
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:47,840
Thank you so much.
1165
01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:49,720
Oh, oh no!
1166
01:08:50,235 --> 01:08:52,120
No, no, no, thank you!
1167
01:08:52,770 --> 01:08:53,770
I really like you, Dort.
1168
01:08:53,990 --> 01:08:56,500
You're... you're not like the other men
that I know.
1169
01:08:57,650 --> 01:09:00,189
Hmm, you mean Dort is
not all about suppressing
1170
01:09:00,190 --> 01:09:02,841
feelings to avoid
appearing vulnerable?
1171
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:08,760
Well, yes, but more like with you,
well, I feel respected and listened to.
1172
01:09:09,810 --> 01:09:11,140
Aww, Debbie!
1173
01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:13,220
...Dort.
1174
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:38,610
Hey buddy-buddy!
1175
01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:38,990
Huh?
1176
01:09:39,380 --> 01:09:40,590
Oh my heavens!
1177
01:09:40,790 --> 01:09:41,850
Look at that thing!
1178
01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:44,270
Well, he's no match for my robot
boyfriend!
1179
01:09:44,730 --> 01:09:46,470
Go get him, baby!
1180
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:51,310
Oh, yes, yes, but that thing is... is
huge!
1181
01:09:51,795 --> 01:09:55,010
Uh, I, um... mm, okay.
1182
01:09:59,150 --> 01:10:00,150
Dort?!
1183
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:04,750
Dort!
1184
01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:08,430
Uh, uh... Buddies,
Billy get out of Dort!
1185
01:10:08,650 --> 01:10:09,650
And you, help Henry!
1186
01:10:10,070 --> 01:10:11,070
Help Henry?
1187
01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,370
Yes, help Henry!
1188
01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:14,890
Help Henry!
1189
01:10:14,990 --> 01:10:15,850
Help Henry!
1190
01:10:15,851 --> 01:10:16,851
Help Henry!
1191
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:18,320
Noooooooooooo!!
1192
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,230
Did you
1193
01:10:27,340 --> 01:10:28,520
really wet the pants?
1194
01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:30,020
Yeah!
1195
01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:57,070
No, I didn't?
1196
01:10:57,071 --> 01:11:02,330
Harry will rip cred out of the I mean...
1197
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,560
finish him!
1198
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,420
Hmm... huh...ah...uh...?
1199
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,061
Hmmmm... Thank
1200
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:24,560
you for watching!
1201
01:13:28,830 --> 01:13:31,497
A little pause...
1202
01:13:53,607 --> 01:14:06,940
and we are back.
1203
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,600
...
1204
01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:34,790
Huh?
1205
01:15:35,050 --> 01:15:37,620
What's happening?
1206
01:15:37,820 --> 01:15:38,820
Who dares?
1207
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,601
... ...
1208
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,080
Oh yeah?
1209
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:53,500
Or else, moi!
1210
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:43,041
... ... ... ... ...
1211
01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:47,351
... ...
1212
01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:58,860
Yes
1213
01:18:21,110 --> 01:18:24,750
indeed, the day and earth itself was
saved.
1214
01:18:25,010 --> 01:18:27,150
All was right in the world.
1215
01:18:28,270 --> 01:18:32,430
And get this, Ed had never stopped
filming.
1216
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:46,240
And so, after months of hard work and with
the help of all of his buddies,
1217
01:18:46,790 --> 01:18:49,380
James had made his dream come true.
1218
01:18:49,381 --> 01:18:52,000
He had done it.
1219
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:55,160
He had finally made his movie.
1220
01:19:01,890 --> 01:19:07,590
And let me tell you, watching the movie
play with a theater full of people,
1221
01:19:08,325 --> 01:19:11,110
there was truly nothing better.
1222
01:19:30,270 --> 01:19:30,990
Bravo!
1223
01:19:30,991 --> 01:19:33,170
I'm so proud of you, James!
1224
01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:34,810
Oh, thank you.
1225
01:19:34,850 --> 01:19:36,610
Fantastic work, Minions!
1226
01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:37,930
That was incredible!
1227
01:19:38,530 --> 01:19:39,910
Fun for the whole family!
1228
01:19:42,810 --> 01:19:47,290
And the evening just kept getting better
and better.
1229
01:20:00,150 --> 01:20:01,150
Oh,
1230
01:20:04,970 --> 01:20:10,150
was it a glorious, beautiful moment that
none of them would ever forget.
1231
01:20:11,190 --> 01:20:12,790
They had done it.
1232
01:20:12,910 --> 01:20:16,830
The Minions had achieved success in the
face of adversity.
1233
01:20:16,831 --> 01:20:23,510
And even though it took a long time and it
wasn't always easy, they came out on top.
1234
01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:25,150
As a group.
1235
01:20:25,850 --> 01:20:27,190
As a tribe.
1236
01:20:27,930 --> 01:20:29,170
As friends.
1237
01:20:29,850 --> 01:20:30,850
Awww!
1238
01:20:32,730 --> 01:20:33,730
Yes!
1239
01:20:41,530 --> 01:20:43,610
Way to go, Minions!
1240
01:20:43,970 --> 01:20:44,450
Ha ha ha!
1241
01:20:44,470 --> 01:20:45,470
Ha ha
1242
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:48,280
ha!
1243
01:20:48,380 --> 01:20:49,380
Ha ha ha!
1244
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:51,860
Ha ha ha!
1245
01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:13,700
Ha ha ha!
1246
01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:13,820
Ha ha ha!
1247
01:21:14,540 --> 01:21:15,500
Ha ha ha!
1248
01:21:15,501 --> 01:21:20,040
Ha ha ha!
1249
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:20,800
We love y'all!
1250
01:21:20,801 --> 01:21:21,801
See ya!
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