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I gotta go.

Bye.

Tell me something.

What sort of man allowed the beautiful
woman to swim alone in such a beautiful

pool?

Same sort of man who sells his soul so
his beautiful woman can have a beautiful

pool.

Have you been working on the script?

The sequel.

The sequel?

Can't you think of anything new?

My accountant needs a sequel.

Well, maybe you just need a little
inspiration.

Inspiration? Yeah, you know, something
to get those creative juices flowing.

You got something flowing.

So you're saying I inspire you.

More than you know.

I'll always be here for you.

I love you, Carrie.

I love you too, Simon.

Thank you.

Taking them to the airport.

You had to or you wanted to?

I'm sorry. This is terrible.

What? I can't relate to any of these
people.

Are we on the same page?

Alan, it's not in the script. In fact,
there are a lot of things that are not

in the script, Alan. A decent original
story being one.

Here we go.

Well, I do have seven years of theater
training in New York. This is not

theater, Christy. This is Hollywood.

Then tell me something, Mr.

Hollywood.

Is this what every

successful movie producer wants his
actresses to do?

You're different, Christy.

You are so beautiful.

So... Talented?

Talented, yes.

And, uh...

Is this what a young starlet like myself
must do to be taken

seriously in this town?

Well, you can do anything you want. This
is Hollywood.

He was nothing like you. You fed me
lies.

Excellent.

You nurtured me.

You gave me so much love.

Hey, I am trying to audition here.

You already got the part.

until Wednesday?

Because it's work. And when you're with
me, I can't do any.

You're going early if you can meet some
skinny model who wants to act.

Honey, the only people I'm going to be
meeting with are overworked,

unattractive men who will hopefully buy
my stupid little movie so that I can

make stupid bigger movies.

Oh, yeah, and how do the skis play into
all that?

It's a film festival, honey. You meet,
you ski, you sell.

Keep an eye out for Simon, will you? He
should have been here already.

See you Wednesday. I'll talk every
night.

I promise.

Of course you do.

Don't worry about me. I'll just... Stay
here and go to the gym.

That's what unemployed actresses do all
day in Los Angeles, isn't it? Go to the

gym, develop their craft.

I'll get it.

Greetings, Sir Romeo.

Enter. Oh.

Punctual as ever. The boss likes
punctual. And how are you, Ophelia?

Mad as ever.

Always on the cusp, never quite falling
in.

Is it even close?

Depends on your definition.

What time is the flight?

It's in an hour, and it's almost rush
hour. When isn't it, right?

Oh, well, some wine before your jet. Oh,
no, I can't.

That's a pity.

All right, relax.

I'll go summon the king.

Keep playing the game, Simon, and all
this could be yours.

I don't like to play games.

Then you like to lose?

I didn't say I like to lose. I just said
I don't like to play games.

Maybe you've been playing with the wrong
people.

Simon, grab the bag. Look what time it
is. We've got to fly.

That's my cue.

Goodbye, love.

I will see you on Wednesday.

Until then, be good.

Bye, Simon.

Oh, watch it, Simon.

That's a 14th century Ming dynasty egg,
for Christ's sake.

That egg is worth more money than you
will earn in your entire lifetime.

Oh, don't forget, Bill Withers needs
that meeting changed for Thursday.

Tuesday. All right, Tuesday. There's a
check for Alice on the table. Make sure

she cleans the weight room. You got all
my numbers? Yeah. All right, nobody gets

them. Understand, nobody. Not even
Christy. They are for your eyes only.

And nobody in this house.

Right? No people, no meetings, no
gatherings, no parties of any kind.

Comprende? Yeah, I got it.

Bring in the mail and water my orchids.

And don't forget, the key is under the
frog.

Where is the key?

It's under the frog. Good. What's wrong?
You're sulking again.

Well, that's okay. It's just that we
have to hurry. Your plane is in less

than an hour, and it's raining, and
there's going to be bad traffic. But you

should have been here earlier, then,
shouldn't have you?

Liberty Film.

Good morning.

So, when's the party?

Party? When the cat's away, then I
should play.

I don't think that's such a good idea.

Oh, right.

Gotta be responsible.

But if you change your mind, let me
know. I wouldn't miss it.

Really?

Really.

Well, I'll do that.

You do that.

Liberty film.

I'll connect you.

Hey, Matt, what's up?

What's going on tonight?

I was thinking about having some people
over at Alan's.

I know I said I couldn't, but... Carrie
said she'd come.

I need a chance to see her outside this
office.

Yes, that Carrie.

All right.

Well, just call me back, okay?

Hey, Michael, what's up?

Same as it ever was.

Alan get up all right?

You know Alan, it's close.

Good.

Well, I'm sure I'll have a good time up
there. His element, that's for sure.

When's he coming back?

Uh, 22nd, 345.

And you're keeping an eye on this place?

Yeah, somebody's got to. The mail and
those orchids, they require it. Tina

Green from Uniqlo Pictures is here to
see you.

Listen, if Alan calls, I need to speak
with him.

So, you're here to green light my movie?

Sure. If you have anything worth green
lighting.

Oh, now what happened to the promise of
an output deal?

I didn't like any of your scripts.

Besides, output put out is really not
much of a difference.

I see.

Well, there's always more where that, I
mean, those came from.

That. Is why I'm here.

You know me, Michael.

Work.

Work.

Work.

Melissa, hold all of Michael's calls for
five minutes, please.

You have five minutes.

So what have you got?

Another blockbuster.

I really love these development
meetings.

Development?

We are in production, baby.

Let's shoot this thing.

You talk.

What can you deliver?

Just give me the deadline.

Liberty Film.

Please hold.

I changed my mind. I'm having a party.

Really? When?

Tonight.

Liberty Film.

I'll connect you.

Sorry, what time?

Any time after seven. It'll just be a
few friends and such.

Small, but it'll be fun.

I'll be there. Um, are you going to
bring, what's his face?

No, he's busy. It'll just be me if
that's okay.

Sure. Um, I could pick you up if you
like.

No, that's all right.

Just leave me directions.

Liberty Films. I'll connect you.

Shall we, uh, schedule a meeting for
next week?

I'll need to see you sooner.

Okay. How about tomorrow?

Tomorrow night.

Night.

Your place.

Whoa.

Whoa. My place.

Where do you live?

I live... in Malibu.

This place rules.

How much do you think a pad like this
goes for anyway?

More than you'll make in a lifetime.

gets damaged in here or even touched.

Okay.

No worries.

Okay.

I'm going to have to ask you to turn
around.

What? A key is hidden in a special spot
and nobody can know.

Shut up. No, I'm serious. Believe me, it
is for your own good. I mean, if

anything happens, you can just say
that... Okay, okay, okay.

All right, you're the boss.

What's this girl's name?

Rain.

Rain. What is she, a stripper?

You know her?

I was joking.

She is not a stripper, is she? Oh, yeah.
I met her at strip search last Friday.

So hot.

All right, first of all, take off Alan's
robe.

And second, why did you invite a
stripper to this party? Carrie is

coming, for Christ's sakes.

She's going to think I'm one of those
guys that goes to those clubs. You do go

to those clubs.

But she doesn't have to know about it.

Besides, I have only gone like once or
twice.

You need to relax.

Okay, drink your beer while I'm gone.

I'll get it.

She's not bringing any of her stripper
friends, is she? We can only hope.

No, I don't mean any disrespect.

It's just that strippers have a tendency
to be a little on the wilder side and a

little... rough around the edges.

Hi, I'm Ring. You must be Simon.

Hi, Ring.

We were just talking about you. Oh,
really?

Good things, I hope. Of course.

We were just discussing the merits of
exotic dancing.

Oh, yes. Oh, man.

So, cool place. Is it yours?

No, it's my boss's. He's away for a
while.

Well, while the cat's away, the mice
will play.

Oh, Romnini.

I absolutely love her work. She's the
best.

I mean, just look at her use of color.

Absolutely stellar.

I was thinking the same thing.

How do you know so much about art?

Oh, it's one of my majors, fine art and
all that.

Really? There's a Baclavere in the
bedroom.

No, a Baclavere in the bedroom? Oh, I
love this place. Come on, I'll show you.

Hey, listen, I'll play bartender. What
are you drinking, Ray? Vodka.

Vodka and what?

Vodka.

So, is this the party?

I invited a few people, but they might
not make it.

Most of my friends don't like to drive
this far.

Simon, what's her name?

Carrie.

She'll be here.

Well, two cute guys, a hot tub, and a
cool house.

That's all I need.

I'm going to get something to drink. You
guys set?

I guess so.

Simon, turn up the jets, would you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

This money is a thing.

Hi.

Hi, Carrie.

I'm sorry to scare you. The door wasn't
locked, so I just walked right in. No

problem.

So where's the party?

Well, just arrived.

Actually, my roommate Matt and his
girlfriend are out in the hot tub, but

let me show you the rest of the house.
It's really, really great.

Oh, look at this.

It's...

From the 14th century, from the Ming
Dynasty.

It's irreplaceable, invaluable.

And this is a Ronini.

A what?

A Ronini. She's an artist.

She's very well... Never mind.

Can I get you a drink?

Yes. Did you find the place okay?

Yeah, no problem.

Are more people coming?

Yeah, sure.

You know, Matt invited tons of people,
but they're all from Hollywood, so they

don't come out until after midnight.

Vodka, okay?

No, I'll have a little wine.

Hi, I'm Ring.

Carrie. Oh, I've heard so much about
you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know, in my line of work, I tend to
forget.

What exactly is your line of work?

Ring's a model for, you know, sculpture
classes.

She's a fine arts major.

And I'm an exotic dancer.

You're a stripper? Yes, I'm a stripper.

Wow. I've never met a stripper.

Um, why don't we all sit down and drink?

A lot.

Oh, God, it's the best.

When I'm straddling a man and I'm
grinding up against him.

He looks so helpless. I love it.

You know, because when I'm up on stage,
I can feel every eye on me.

You know, watching my every move,
responding to my every little

gesture, every little strut.

You know, if I had half the control in
my life that I have up on stage, I'd be

unstoppable.

Oh, come on. I'm going to teach you some
moves.

You don't have to do this.

No, it's fine. I'm kind of carrying.

Lighten up.

Good.

All right.

First, we've got the hip sweep.

And then show them your ass.

What?

And then the ever popular nipple twist.

Alan Freed's office.

Yeah, hello, Michael.

Yeah, I can come right in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Next Thursday.

Goodbye.

Simon, close the door behind you.

I need to ask a favor of you, man to
man.

Shoot. I need to use Alan's house for
the night.

Well, um... You'd have to ask Alan.

He made me promise no one would go up
there.

Well, Alan can't know.

The, uh... I met a woman, Simon. A very
special woman.

Now, I just need a place to be alone
with her. And I'm telling you this

because I like you.

And more importantly, I trust you. I
trust your intelligence, and I trust

your discretion.

Well, thank you, but I really shouldn't
let you use Allen's. Why don't you go to

a hotel?

I'm not asking for your advice.

I'm asking for the key to Allen's.

He said absolutely no one.

I don't think you're reading me.

Now... You are Alan's assistant.

I am Alan's partner.

Therefore, your boss.

Comprende?

I think so.

You're a smart man.

Now, where's the key?

Under the frog.

Thank you.

Oh, and Simon, why don't you read that
script of yours with Melissa?

Can't wait to finally read it.

Alan Freed's office.

Yo, it's Matt.

Hey, man, what's up? I need to ask you a
favor, dude. A big one.

Yeah, shoot.

Your boss's house?

Can I use it?

No way.

Can you at least take the time coming
home from work? Because Ring's over and

she's making me chicken.

Well, isn't that sweet?

I guess I can do happy hour at the
lounge.

You haven't till nine.

You're the man.

What did he say?

He said we can't use the house.

The boss is in real pain.

I don't care what his boss is.

You have failed.

All I can do is ask.

Not good enough.

I want you to get down on your knees.

What?

You heard me. Get down on your knees and
beg for forgiveness.

Oh, okay.

You want some of this?

You don't deserve it.

You're going to lick my boot.

And I'll think about forgiveness.

I left Paris at the age of 14, monsieur.
I knew nothing of America.

You knew that it was dirty.

Oui, and I knew that I could clean.
That's why I took you in.

Merci beaucoup, monsieur Michel.

So hard.

To find good help these days.

Pardon, monsieur.

I must clean.

Why don't you take a break and give me a
bathrobe?

But your chateau is too large.

I have much to do.

Why don't I have another project for
you? In the bedroom. Bring the duster.

Faites comme chez vous, chérie.

Oh, chérie, amour.

Rita!

Forgive me, monsieur.

I try to work very hard, but it is my
nature to run, to hide.

I don't think so.

You have been too lazy.

Your work has not been up to par. And
now this, this running away, it caused

me to break a price this egg. What am I
going to do with you?

Whatever you like, I would imagine.

Yeah.

Come here.

I will please you, monsieur.

I know you will be very satisfied.

I want to show you something, but you
have to promise not to

squeal.

I promise.

Be good.

Gentle. You must be gentle.

I did not tell you to stop.

I know, but...

In Paris, before a man can be satisfied,
he must satisfy a woman.

How do you know?

I'm French, remember?

Come.

I will show you the way to the front.

In France, we are not so gentle.

No, no, no, no, no.

Do not wash it.

The sun, she has not even set yet.

We have all night.

What happened to me being in charge?

Hey, that was then, baby. This is now.

Civil play.

Not bad for an American.

It won hell of a script.

You read it? I haven't had time yet, but
it's really great.

Oh, thanks. No, thank you.

Is everything okay, Alan?

Of course.

Hey, I even changed the sheets.

You did? Really?

Well, put them in the washroom next to
the hamper. Okay.

Key is under the frog.

And remember, silence is golden.

Check.

Simon, how long have you been here?

I just walked in.

How long have you been here?

Oh, just a little while.

I was just showing my friend Liza the
house.

Showing her the house.

Uh-huh.

And a few other things.

We're in an acting class together.

We were working on a scene.

What sort of a scene?

Okay, look.

We're going to have to keep this whole
little scene between us.

I don't care about that.

What I do care about is the broken egg.

Oh.

Well, it was like that when we arrived.

Oh, come on, Christine. Knock it off.
Listen, I understand a little tryst with

your friend, but please fess up. This is
serious.

All right.

Has there been anyone else in the house?
No.

Oh, my God, Michael.

There you go.

By the way, um, did Alan happen to send
you my ticket to Park City?

What? No, there's no ticket.

Yes?

Hey, you know, what can I do for you?

I went over to Alan's this morning to
check on everything.

Everything okay?

No, it isn't.

A very expensive piece of art is now on
the floor in a thousand pieces.

And you're telling me this why?

Well... You were the last one at the
house.

Do you know anything about it?

Are you accusing me of something here?

No, I would just like to know if... Let
me just tell you something.

Now, I placed a great deal of trust in
you, okay?

And I just expect that that same trust
be returned to me.

Now, if you think that you... I'm just
asking.

Excuse me.

You don't interrupt me.

Now, I don't know.

who the hell you think you are.

But listen, if you broke Alan's stupid
overpriced egg, just admit it to him.

I'm sure it's insured. But don't come
barging in here accusing me.

Now, if you please, I have a lot of work
to do.

Michael?

What?

I never said anything about an egg.

How did you find out?

His wife told me.

His wife?

Yeah.

She never suspected a thing with us. I
actually got to know her pretty well.

So, you're friends with your boyfriend's
wife?

Oh, yeah. She's really nice.

Oh, my God.

I... Anyway, she called me this
afternoon because she thinks he's having

an affair.

She found red lipstick on his shirt.

She told me that he had a meeting last
night.

And when I spoke to him, he told me he
had a family obligation.

Goddamn two-timer.

Three-timer.

Three-timer.

I'm sure you don't want to hear this
right now, but it sounds like a lout.

A lout?

A liar. A cheat.

Geez, Gary, I mean, if he'd cheat on his
wife, why wouldn't he cheat on you?

You're better off without him.

Why do I always go for these louts?

Carrie, you could do so much better.

I know.

But there's just something about him.

Well, whatever it is, you could find it
in a single guy.

Like me.

You gonna be okay?

I suppose I should go.

Sure. You know me.

Mr. Nice Guy.

Simon!

You're here!

Craig!

Sorry, this is my roommate.

Simon, Simon, this is Star. She works
with Brady. Hi, baby.

How are you?

I'm bright and shiny, sugar.

Oh, boy.

Hi, Simon.

How are you? I was fine.

Hey, Matt, can I talk to you for a
second?

I'll get some drinks, okay? All right,
bye.

I don't really like this music. Do you?

Listen to this.

I have a lot of work to do tonight.
Can't this party move somewhere else?

Are you crazy?

I bring you Star.

Star, okay? Did you see her? Did you
hear what she said, bright and shining?

You've got to love that. This girl is a
party woman to you. That's what I'm

telling you. Listen, I just, I must
insist.

You're really getting goofy here.

There's nowhere else for us to go.

Chill out, man.

Have a beer with us. It's impossible for
us not to get laid here. I don't feel in

a partying mood, okay? I have seven
scripts to read.

You gotta see.

What the fuck? Not tonight.

Ladies.

Are you two gonna talk all night? You
know, we'll be right out, okay? So you

just make yourselves at home. Here we
go. Come on.

I'm out of here.

I'm gonna crash it, Alan.

You don't know what you're missing.
Yeah, well, I'm sure I'll see the video.

Yes!

Video.

Good night, ladies.

Ladies, say hello to Matt's home video
cam.

And your name is?

I'm Ring. You're Ring. And who are you,
you lovely young thing?

Star. Star. Anything you want to say to
your billions of adoring fans?

Are you our director?

I am.

I mean, how hard could it be, right?
Right?

Okay. Well, then direct us. Okay. Are
you ready?

Okay.

Ring.

Not enough star. I want you to kiss
Ring's neck.

Oh, that's it.

Now, uh, how about going just a little
bit lower?

Oh, that's it.

Lower.

No laughing allowed on my bed.

Okay, now, Ray, why don't you help Star
out of that lovely

shirt?

Very nice, very nice. Okay, ladies, why
don't we move over to the couch over

here where it's nice and comfortable,
okay?

That's it.

Now, Ring, why don't you bite Star's
ear? Just give it a little tiny nibble

there. Ladies, you look absolutely
gorgeous.

Very nice.

I want to direct.

Direct?

Let's see what you got.

I'm on the inside.

I'm crawling deep.

I'm creeping into the place I want to be
with you.

And I want to get closer, closer,

closer.

Everything about you just feels so
right.

Ah, you got me.

I can't believe it.

It's better than I thought it would be.

It's better than I thought it would be.

How what?

Hello?

Who are you?

Don't you work at Liberty?

Yeah, you work at Uniqlo.

Oh, God.

I'm so embarrassed. I thought you were
Michael.

Michael?

Yeah, I was going to surprise him after
work.

Where is he?

He's out of town, and I came in to get
the mail. How did you get in? The key

under the frog.

Of course.

Yeah.

Yeah, Michael told me that he let his
friends use his place all the time.

He did, didn't he? Yeah.

He's so kind, isn't he?

Yeah, kind and honest.

How well do you know him?

Not very well.

You don't hang out much?

He's kind of like my boss.

Oh, God.

Oh, nice catch.

We could have used you earlier.

Could have saved that stupid egg.

You like a drink?

I think I would.

Listen, I have to tell you something.

What?

I think you should know this because you
seem real nice, and I just can't lie to

you.

You're sleeping with him? I knew it. No,
no, God, no.

Nothing like that.

Michael doesn't live here.

It's his partner Alan's house. I'm
Alan's assistant, and I'm just taking

care of it while he's away.

Alan Freed?

This is Alan Freed's house?

Well, then why would Michael tell me
that he lived here?

Because he's married.

This is a joke, right?

No, it's not.

That bastard.

He has three kids.

Three kids?

Rat bastard!

I shouldn't have let him use the house.
I knew it. I should have just said no,

but... Look at this mess.

I'm sorry, Tina. I really am.

You know, I had this feeling.

I have to learn to listen to my
instincts more.

But he was so... Convincing?

Yeah.

I know.

God, believe me. I know.

The egg that he broke is actually a very
expensive museum piece.

Something I'm certainly to get fired
for.

Why wouldn't Michael just tell Alan that
he broke it?

Michael has an honesty deficiency, yes.

What a lout.

I'll say.

It certainly isn't what I was planning
on this evening.

Oh, God, did you have plans for tonight?

No, I mean, nothing that's salvageable
anyway.

Oh, I love this song.

Will you dance with me?

Sure, I'd love to.

You're a good dancer.

You got a girl?

Me? No.

I'm too busy for any type of commitment
or relationship right now. Work's my

priority, you know.

Work, work, work.

You really like being an assistant?

No, God, are you kidding? I was talking
about writing. I'm a writer.

What do you write?

Screenplay. I just wrote a screenplay.

What's it about?

About a man, a boy actually, who leaves
his home back east.

and go searching for a new beginning.

What did he find?

Nothing.

Except that he can't go back home.

Is there a girl?

Isn't there always?

Tell me about this girl.

She's beautiful, but deceptive.

Deceptive. How?

She has a past.

And she uses him to hide from her past.

And what does he use her for?

He doesn't use her. He loves her.

She breaks his heart?

Predictably, yes.

Is she too forward for him?

You're not married, are you?

No.

So, tell me about the love scene in the
script.

Well, it's soft and passionate.

How long is it?

Long enough.

You do like hockey, don't you?

Yeah.

Center ice, right above the glass.

Goodwill token.

Goodwill token?

I think I lost my cool a little bit with
you the other day.

Besides, I can't use them tonight. I
have other plans.

Should be a good game. Starts at 7.30.

Parking is included.

Thanks. Michael?

Yeah?

Hey, there you are. Hi.

How goes the battle?

Oh, the plot thickens.

Do you like hockey? I'm from Detroit.
What do you think?

I just got handed two tickets just above
the glass.

Can I join me?

Tonight? Shit. What time?

At, uh, um, 7.30?

I'm meeting you-know-who at 6.

I'm going to end it with him.

I see.

Well, good for you.

But I really want to go.

I want you to go, too, but I want you to
break up with him.

Listen, I'm meeting him at the Galaxy.

Why don't I come back here, and then
we'll go?

That sounds great. When?

Seven? It shouldn't take any longer than
that.

I'll be here.

Thanks, Simon.

I could help you.

You took the liberty of ordering your
usual. I don't have much time.

I'm meeting someone.

Meeting someone?

Who? A friend.

A friend?

Yeah, a friend.

You would know any of my friends. That
would require you to interact with me in

places other than the bedroom.

Listen to me, Michael. This isn't
working for me anymore.

Carrie, I love you.

I love you very.

Very much. And I know, or at least I
think I know, that you feel the same way

towards me.

I want to be with you and only you,
Carrie. And that is why I've... I've

decided to leave my wife.

I called my lawyer today and he's
getting the papers together as we speak.

I am really going through with this,
Carrie. I am getting a divorce because I

want to spend my life with you.

Michael, I've heard this before. I know,
and now I am finally strong enough to

actually do it.

What about the others?

They're gone.

I realize now how selfish I have been.

I never thought I would care about
anyone more than myself.

Say yes, Carrie.

What you're telling me is something I've
dreamed of hearing for so long.

And now I don't know how to feel.

I know it's a lot, but you must trust
me.

I need some time.

Time? I need some time to think.

We can think about it together.

I've got the key to Alan's place.

It'll be perfect, just you and me.

Alan's house?

You always do the right thing.

And you always say the right things,
too.

Hey, when I finally break free of my
wife, it's going to be just you and me.

Just you and me, right?

Sure, baby.

Sure.

I want you inside of me.

Thank you.

Are you sure you want to go home and go
anywhere?

No, I should go home.

So much has happened that I need to
think about.

I love you, baby.

I love you too, Michael.

To sleep, perchance to dream.

Oh, God.

Don't you have a home?

Don't you?

Yes, I do.

A very nice home, in fact.

A home I plan on spending much more time
in.

I am sure at any moment you're going to
tell me what you're doing.

These items belong to me.

Wait until Alan gets back.

Don't worry, you won't take the blame.

Somehow, I think I will.

So what about this? Let me have him.

No, nothing happened.

Nothing ever happened that didn't
benefit him. That is precisely why I'm

leaving him. I've got no more room in my
life for a two-bit producer with a one

-track mind.

I think.

I am a talented and extremely passionate
woman. I mean, if Alan Freed cannot see

that or chooses not to accept that, then
he is as ignorant as he is arrogant.

Can't argue with you there.

I want nothing more to do with the man.

Help you?

Please explain to me how I could have
allowed myself to have been sucked into

such a shallow relationship.

Well, Alan can be a very magnanimous
individual.

He can be very charming in a lizard-like
sort of way.

Lizard-like.

I like that.

You know, he never even sent the
tickets.

He just said... Something came up.

He wasn't even planning on telling me,
Simon. I had to call him. How did he

take it?

I haven't told him yet.

Wanted to get my stuff back first. I
know how he can be.

All right.

Well, if you need anything, any help...
Oh, thanks. I'm just going to get some

clothes from the bedroom.

Okay. Christy, um... Yes, Simon?

I'm gonna miss you.

Christy, there's something I always
wanted to do.

You are going to go far, Simon.

Lots of beautiful servants.

Where is all this coming from?

You're not the boss of the girl anymore.

Oh, I see.

You're lucky I'm so damn attracted to
you.

Thank you.

Simon, I have no excuse.

I'm sorry for last night.

Uh, apology accepted.

You have a right to be angry.

I'm not angry.

Can we talk about this?

What's there to talk about? You said you
have no excuse.

Michael's playing you.

It's a liar, a cheat.

By you subscribing to it, it makes you
one too.

How do you know it's Michael?

What difference does that make?

I didn't tell you because I didn't want
to hurt you.

Lyman, Michael and I are in love.

Well, and I wish you the best of luck.

I'm in the fridge office.

Galaxy, of course I do.

Uh, sure.

Sure I can.

Okay, great.

I'll see you then.

I wanted to call you.

No, you don't need to say that. It's
okay.

I would like to.

Thank you.

Simon, can you explain something to me?

Sure. Can you explain to me why this
script wasn't given to me earlier?

What? Can you explain why a writer this
talented is wasting his time working as

an assistant for Alan Free?

You read it. I read it.

And I loved it.

It's good, Simon. It's really, really
good.

Wow.

Thanks.

No, thank you. It's going to make a
wonderful movie.

And I even have a down payment for you.

A down payment?

It's not much, but I think it'll help
out.

Open it.

Where did

you find this?

I work at a studio, Simon.

I can find anything.

It's a replica, but I don't think Alan
Freed will ever notice.

I can't believe it. I don't know what to
say.

Say thank you.

Thank you, and... Thank you.

Now ask me back to the scene of the
crime.

Tina?

Uh, something I should know about this?

Yes, there is.

I'm auctioning his script.

You are?

Oh, Simon.

Well done.

Huh? You finally made it to the big
league.

I'm buying it from him.

Not Liberty Film.

Now, why would you do that?

I thought we had a relationship.

That depends on your definition of
relationship.

Now, if you had shown me the script, we
would have a deal.

But you didn't. He did.

Uh-huh.

Simon, can you excuse us, please?

Simon has every right to be involved in
this matter. I would like to discuss

another matter.

Sure.

Let's talk.

Down here.

Alan should open up a bed and breakfast.

It's not what it seems.

It never is, but you're going to have to
take a number.

What are you doing?

It's a long story.

Is Michael here?

Yeah, he's outside.

What's going on?

Nothing. He's out on the deck.

Leave me for an assistant?

An assistant?

Tina, it's unheard of.

Look, I know the kid's got talent. Yes,
and integrity.

Which is something I rather like in a
man.

Something you'll never be able to give
me. Or your wife.

You lying lout.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. I can explain.

I don't want you to explain. I want you
to stay away from me. I want you out of

my life. We were talking business.

Simon wrote a very good script, which...
Which your other girlfriend is buying. I

think I'm starting to get it. Simon,
help me out here.

Leave Simon out of this. Take
responsibility for yourself for once.

Simon, tell... Tell them.

Never mind.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I think I just need to clear my head.

You're better off without him.

We're all better off without him.

I'm going to go home.

I'll walk you to your car.

I'm really happy for you, Simon.

Looks like your dream is coming true.

Well, sometimes reality is better than
dreaming.

I can't believe I was such a fool.

Well, just rack it up to experience.

I'll do that.

Anyways, get in there. You have a girl
waiting.

So tell me, what sort of a man allows a
beautiful woman to lay all alone in

a beautiful house?

Not the sort that I am.