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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:07,376 For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:10,959 When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears! 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,043 Of course! 4 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,593 That makes perfect sense! What a nice man! 5 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,295 MAN: That was totally worth the drive! 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,848 REPORTER: The tiger was badly injured in the explosion. 7 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,927 But we repaired him with a fist! 8 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,102 (some CHIMES) 9 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,179 ALL: (CHEERING) Wow! Yeah! All right! Yeah! 10 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,604 -That tiger's a hero! -All right! 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,692 (ANNOUNCER READING) 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,025 Hey, look! It's that commercial I was telling you guys about. 13 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,278 ANNOUNCER: Are you completely miserable? 14 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,279 (sesame) Yes! 15 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,111 ANNOUNCER: Then you need to meet... 16 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,616 (WHISPERING) Gideon. 17 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,576 -Gideon? -What makes him so special? 18 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,198 He's a psychic! 19 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,328 (EXCLAIMS) 20 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:48,630 So don't waste your time with other so-called Men of Mystery. 21 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,750 (ROARS) 22 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:54,585 Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy! 23 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:55,670 Void where prohibited, no COD's accepted. 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,971 Carla, I've always loved you, but I've never had the guts to say it. 25 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,346 Wow! I'm getting all curious-y inside! 26 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,269 Well, don't get too curious-y! 27 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:07,690 Ever since that monster, Gideon, rolled into town, I've had nothing but trouble! 28 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:11,693 (HORNS BLARING) 29 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,022 (ALL CHEERING) 30 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,359 Gideon! 31 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,159 -Well, is he really psychic? -I think we should go and find out. 32 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,283 Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition! 33 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,832 No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof! 34 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,124 Do tents have roofs? 35 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:29,374 I think we just found our loophole. Literally! 36 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,796 Mwop-mwop! 37 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:35,008 So come down soon, folks! Gideon is expecting you. 38 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,512 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 39 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,461 Step right up there, folks! 40 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,389 Put your money in Gideon's Psychic Sack! 41 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,342 -Only one thin dime. Thank you, ma'am. -Sure! Absolutely. 42 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,676 That makes perfect sense! 43 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:31,357 Whoa, this is like a bizzarro version of the Mystery Shack. 44 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,024 They even have their own Soos! 45 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,148 It's starting, it's starting! 46 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:40,529 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 47 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,701 Let's see what this monster looks like. 48 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,782 (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 49 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,960 Hello, America! My name is Lil Gideon! 50 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:53,920 (ALL CHEERING) 51 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,919 -That's Stan's mortal enemy? -But he's so widdle! 52 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:03,176 Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! 53 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:04,427 Such a gift. 54 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,350 I have a vision. 55 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,553 I predict you will soon all say... 56 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,888 Aw... 57 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:13,974 ALL: Aw... 58 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,609 It came true! 59 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,859 -What? I'm not impressed. -You're impressed. 60 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:19,984 Hit it, Dad! 61 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:23,943 Ah! 62 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,323 (SCREAMS) 63 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:29,370 (SINGING) Oh, I can see what others can't see 64 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,418 It ain't some sideshow trick It's an innate ability 65 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:37,624 Where others are blind I am future-ly inclined 66 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:42,178 And you, too, could see if you wuz widdle 'ol me 67 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,677 Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going! 68 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,098 What... How did he... 69 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,017 Keep it g0il19! 70 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,596 You wish your son would call you more 71 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,898 -I'm leaving everything to my cats. -(YOWLS) 72 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,898 I sense that you've been here before 73 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,353 What gave it away? 74 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,109 Come on! 75 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,736 I'll read your mind, if I'm able 76 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,946 Something tells me you're named Mabel 77 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,530 How'd he do that? 78 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,836 So welcome all ye to the Tent of Telepathy 79 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:20,667 And thanks for visiting widdle ol' me 80 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,507 (PANTING) Oh, my goodness! 81 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,009 (ALL CHEERING) 82 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,768 Thank you! You people are the real miracles! 83 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,686 Whoa'! Yeah! 84 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,899 Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan! 85 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,441 No wonder our uncle's jealous! 86 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,520 Oh, come on, his dance moves were adorable! 87 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,698 And did you see his hair? It was, like, whoosh! 88 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,777 -You're too easily impressed. -Yeah, yeah! 89 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:48,906 (BOTH LAUGHING) 90 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:57,624 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bezazzled my face! 91 00:04:59,090 --> 00:04:59,955 Ow. 92 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,256 Is that permanent? 93 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,586 -I'm unappreciated in my time. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 94 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,387 STAN: Somebody answer that door! 95 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,009 I'll get it! 96 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:10,761 Howdy. 97 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,843 It's widdle ol' you! 98 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,770 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, my song's quite catchy. 99 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,563 I... I know we haven't formally met, 100 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:20,689 but after yesterday's performance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head! 101 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,771 You mean this one? (LAUGHS) 102 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,151 Oh, what a delight! 103 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:29,531 When I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's a kindred spirit. 104 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,909 "Someone who appreciates the sparkly things in life." 105 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,240 That's totally me! 106 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,746 (CHOKING) 107 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,996 (SOFTLY) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting. 108 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,957 -STAN: Who's at the door? -No one, Grunkle Stan! 109 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,134 I appreciate your discretion. That Stan's no fan of mine. 110 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:50,135 I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet! 111 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,761 Gideon! (CHUCKLES) 112 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:55,015 What do you say we step away from here, and chat a bit more? 113 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,141 -Perhaps in my dressing room? -(GASPS) 114 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,563 Oh, makeovers! (HOOTS EXCITEDLY) 115 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,475 (CHUCKLES) Ow. 116 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,692 Do you see something you like? 'Cause I do. 117 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,023 (CHUCKLES) What? 118 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,994 Hey, Dipper! What's going on? 119 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,537 Whoa... Where have you been? 120 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,365 And what's going on with those fingernails? 121 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:17,950 You look like a wolverine. 122 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,160 I know, right? (ROARING) 123 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,291 I was hanging out with my new pal, Gideon! 124 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,089 He is one dapper little man! 125 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,510 Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head. 126 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,009 Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly stuff with me. 127 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,511 You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time. 128 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,762 -What do you mean? -Hey, dude! 129 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,310 You ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave, one by one? 130 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,557 Am I? 131 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,597 -(MICROWAVE BEEPING) -(BOTH LAUGHING) 132 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,057 -(HOT DOGS POPPING) -DIPPER: One at a time! One at a time! 133 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,312 SOOS: Oh, dude! 134 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,359 Whoa! The view from your family's factory is nuts! 135 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,861 Good thing we both brought our... 136 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,566 BOTH: Opera glasses! 137 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,948 (BOTH LAUGH) 138 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:58,245 Mabel, when I'm up here, looking down on all them little ol' people, 139 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,293 (SOFTLY) I feel like I'm king of all I survey. 140 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,836 -I guess that makes you my queen. -What? 141 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:07,758 You are being so nice to me right now! Quit it! 142 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,882 I can't quit it. I am speaking from the heart. 143 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:11,962 From the where, now? 144 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,594 Mabel, I've never felt this close with anyone. 145 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,516 So, so close. 146 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:17,593 (GIDEON LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) 147 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,429 -Look, Gideon, I, um... -(CONTINUES LAUGHING) 148 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,266 I like you a lot, but let's just be friends. 149 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,771 At least just give me a chance. 150 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,695 Mabel, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me? 151 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:29,988 -A play date? -Mmm-mmm. 152 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,281 -A shopping date? -Mmm-mmm. 153 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:35,452 It'll be just one little 0|' date! I swear on my lucky bolo tie. 154 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:36,695 Um... 155 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,788 Okay, then. I guess. 156 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,837 Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world! 157 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,710 Are you sniffing my hair? 158 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,174 It's not a date-date. 159 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,973 It's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings, 160 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,141 and so I figured I'd throw him a bone. 161 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:01,436 Mabel, guys don't work that way! He's gonna fall in love with you! 162 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:05,141 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) Yeah, right. I'm not that lovable. 163 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,441 Ka-boom! Yes! 164 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,018 Okay, we agree on something here. 165 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,273 (DOORBELL RINGS) 166 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,107 -(WHINNIES) -(SCREAMS) 167 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,619 A night of enchantment awaits, my lady! 168 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,741 Oh, boy- 169 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,370 I can't believe they let us bring a horse in here! 170 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,831 Well, people have a hard time saying no to me. 171 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:34,170 Ah, Mr. Gideon, the feet on the table! An excellent choice! 172 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,505 Jean-Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact? 173 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,341 Yes, yes! Very good! 174 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:43,179 I've never seen so many forks! And water with bubbles in it? 175 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,638 Ooh la-la. Oui, oui. 176 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,473 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 177 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,185 I have no idea what you're saying. 178 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,862 Hey, hey! What the Jekyll is Mabel doing in the paper 179 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,280 next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon? 180 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,820 Oh, yeah, it's, like, a big deal. 181 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,535 Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight. 182 00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,578 What? 183 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,372 That little shyster is dating my great-niece? 184 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,621 I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. 185 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,124 Mabideon? Gideabel? (GASPS) May-Gid-Bel-Eon! 186 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,465 I didn't know! I didn't hear about it! And plus, I told her not to! 187 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,838 Yeah, well it ends tonight. 188 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,295 I'm going right down to that little skunk's house. 189 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,346 This is going to stop right now! 190 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,968 Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet, 191 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,475 and he had to come back out again and walk out the real door? 192 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,895 Nope. Real door. 193 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,106 (BRAKES SCREECH) 194 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,693 Gideon, you little punk! Open up! 195 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,571 I will pardon nothing! 196 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,869 Why, Stanford Pines! 197 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,292 What a delight! 198 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,415 Out of the way, Bud. I'm looking for Gideon. 199 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,372 Well, I haven't seen the boy around, 200 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:56,176 but since you're here, you, you simply must come in for coffee! 201 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,877 -But, I came... -It's imported! 202 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,590 -All the way from Colombia! -Wow! 203 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,299 I went to jail there once! 204 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,851 (WHISTLES) Some digs you got here. 205 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,521 Oh! This! This is beautiful. 206 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,474 Now, I hear your niece and my Gideon are... 207 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,856 Well, they're singing in harmony lately, so to speak. (CHUCKLES) 208 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:17,281 Yeah! And I'm against it! (GRUNTS) 209 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:18,357 No, I10, no! 210 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,193 I see it as a fantastic business opportunity! 211 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:24,621 Yes. The Mystery Shack and the Tent of Telepathy! 212 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,200 We've been at each other's throats for far too... 213 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,283 Let me get that... 214 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,586 At each other's throats for far too long, yes, we have! 215 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,460 This is our big chance to brush aside our rivalry, 216 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,668 and pool our collective profits, you see. 217 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,002 (CASH REGISTER DINGS) 218 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,090 I'm listening. 219 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:48,391 And so I said, "Autograph your own head, short lady!" 220 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,267 (GASPS) Yeah. 221 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,355 Mabel, tonight's date was a complete success! 222 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,984 And tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way! 223 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,908 Whoa, whoa! You said just one date. And this was it! 224 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,615 Hark! What a surprise! 225 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,243 A Red Crested South American Rainbow Macaw! 226 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,448 (EXCLAIMS) 227 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,705 Two, three, four... 228 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,538 Mabel, will you accompany Gideon 229 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:18,546 to the ballroom dance this Thurbday? 230 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,343 Thursday. 231 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,510 -Aw, so adorable! -Gideon's got a girlfriend! 232 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,764 They're expecting us. Please say you'll go? 233 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,219 ALL: Aw... 234 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,057 Gideon, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say... 235 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,189 -I'm on the edge of my seat! -This is gonna be adorable! 236 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,522 If she says no, I'll die from sadness! 237 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,698 I can verify that that will indeed happen. 238 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,526 (ALL TALKING IN DISTINCTLY) 239 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,789 Hey! How did it go? 240 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,413 I don't know. I have a lobster now. 241 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,337 Well, at least it's over and you won't ever have to go out with him again. 242 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,876 Mabel? It's over, right? Mabel? 243 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:04,088 Blargh! He asked me out again, and I didn't know how to say no! 244 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,672 Like this. "No." 245 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,758 It's not that easy, Dipper! 246 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,969 And I do like Gideon as a friend, slash, little sister! 247 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,679 So I didn't want to hurt his feelings! 248 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,436 I just need to get things back to where they used to be. 249 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,938 You know, friends! 250 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,564 Boatin' at night! Boatin' at night! (CHUCKLING) 251 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:26,364 You know, I thought dancing was going to be the end of the evening, right? 252 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,741 Don't you want this evening to last, my sweet? 253 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,118 No! I mean, yes. 254 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,244 I mean, I'm always happy to hang out with a friend. 255 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,498 Buddy. Pal. Chum. Other word for friend. 256 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,829 -Pal? -I already said pal. Uh, mate? 257 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,040 How about soul mate? 258 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,919 Well, you can't say no to that! 259 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,601 He's so nice, but I can't keep doing this, but I can't break his heart. 260 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,349 I have no way out! 261 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,225 What in the heck happened on that date? 262 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,057 I don't know! I was in the friend zone. 263 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,733 And then, before I knew what was happening, 264 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,561 he pulled me into the romance zone! 265 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,568 It was like quicksand! Chubby quicksand! 266 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,693 Mabel, come on. 267 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,775 It's not like you're going to have to marry Gideon. 268 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,362 Great news, Mabel! You have to marry Gideon! 269 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,445 What? 270 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,656 It's all part of my long-term deal with Buddy Gleeful! 271 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,582 There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing. 272 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,626 Plus, I got this shirt! 273 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,420 Ugh, I am fat! 274 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,087 (SCREAMING) 275 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,546 Bodies change, honey! Bodies change. 276 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,050 Oh, no. Mabel? 277 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:31,224 Mabel's not here. She's in Sweater Town. 278 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,894 Are you gonna come out of Sweater Town? 279 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:34,970 Mmm... 280 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,554 All right. Enough is enough! 281 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,482 If you can't break up with Gideon, then I'll do it for you. 282 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:40,729 You will? 283 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,026 -Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! -Okay, all right, all right. 284 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,787 (CLEARS THROAT) 285 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:57,584 Oh, Dipper Pines, how are you? You look good, you look good. 286 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,876 Thanks. You, uh... 287 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,251 Look, Gideon. We've gotta talk. Mabel isn't joining you tonight. 288 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,959 She, uh... She doesn't want to see you anymore. 289 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,385 (CHUCKLES) She's... She's kind of weirded out by you. 290 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,507 No offense! 291 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:13,513 So what you're saying is, you've come between us. 292 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,641 You're not gonna, like, freak out or anything are you? 293 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,766 Of course not! These things happen. (CHUCKLES) Bygones, you know. 294 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,068 So, okay, cool. Well then, again, sorry man, but... Hey! 295 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,899 Thumbs up, huh? 296 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,740 Thumbs up, indeed, my friend. 297 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,901 How did it go? Was he mad? 298 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,613 Did he try to read your mind with his psychic powers? 299 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,870 Don't worry Mabel, he's just a kid! He doesn't have any powers. 300 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,378 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 301 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,591 Dipper Pines. You don't know what you've done! 302 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:58,436 You've just made the biggest mistake of your life! 303 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,184 Yeah! 304 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,189 Gideon Charles Gleeful! Clean up your room this instant! 305 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,863 I can buy and sell you, old man! 306 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,691 Fair enough. 307 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,956 Hit me, dude! 308 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,958 -(DIPPER GRUNTS) -(BOTH LAUGH) 309 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,005 Feels good. 310 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,549 I'm so glad everything's back to normal! 311 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,546 (PHONE RINGING) 312 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,218 -Your turn! -Your turn! Oh, man! 313 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:33,971 Yello? 314 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,595 Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper! 315 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:37,763 Oh! Hey, man! 316 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,561 Sorry for accusing you of murder last week. 317 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,262 Water under the bridge! 318 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,223 Say! We want to interview you 319 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,606 about whether you've seen anything unusual in this here town 320 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,358 -since you've arrived! -Oh, finally! 321 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,861 I thought nobody would ever ask! I have notes and theories! 322 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,487 Uh-huh. Uh-huh... 323 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,990 Four-one-two, Gopher Road. 324 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,037 Tonight? Got it. 325 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,165 There! I did your dirty work. 326 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,960 Now it's time to pay your end of the bargain! 327 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:09,591 Shondra Hermenes' phone number! Bless you, Lil Gideon! 328 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,432 Hello? (ECHOING) 329 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,522 Hello, friend. 330 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,240 (SCOFFS) Gideon! 331 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,944 Dipper Pines, how long have you been living in this town? 332 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,905 A week? Two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery? 333 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:40,989 What do you want from me, man? 334 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,165 Listen carefully, boy. 335 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,459 This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend! 336 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,663 Is this about Mabel? I told you, she's not into you! 337 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,295 Liar! You turned her against me! 338 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,840 She was my peach dumpling! 339 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,387 Are you okay, man? 340 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,098 (GASPS) 341 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,550 (GROANS) 342 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:01,805 HOWDY! 343 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,228 Reading minds isn't all I can do! 344 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,896 But... But... You're a fake! 345 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,099 Tell me, Dipper, is this fake? 346 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,611 (DOOR OPENS) 347 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,281 How's that hair tasting, buddy? 348 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,823 Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right? 349 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,660 Oh, yeah. Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stony Davidson... 350 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,165 I don't know what's wrong with me! 351 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,590 I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross. 352 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,169 Mike Worley, Nate Holts. Oh, that guy with the tattoos. 353 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,755 Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake. 354 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,681 Gideon deserves an honest break up. 355 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,849 Danny Feldman, Mark Epstein... 356 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,393 Oh, man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. 357 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,061 No wonder he keeps calling me! 358 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,392 I know what I gotta do. Thanks for talking to me, Wendy! 359 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,110 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 360 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,232 -Ignore! -(PHONE BEEPS) 361 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,235 (GIDEON CHUCKLING) 362 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:57,949 Ooh! 363 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,786 Whoa! (GRUNTS) 364 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,868 Grunkle Stan was right about you! You are a monster! 365 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,075 Your sister will be mine! 366 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,581 (LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 367 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,495 (DOLL LAUGHING) 368 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,756 -Who's a cute little guy? You are! -DOLL: No, you are! 369 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,135 (GRUNTS) 370 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,973 She's never gonna date you, man! 371 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,094 That's a lie! 372 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:28,309 And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend. 373 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,897 (STRAINING) 374 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,688 Gideon! We have to talk. 375 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,989 Mabel! My marshmallow! What are you doing here? 376 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,779 I'm sorry, Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow. 377 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,410 I needed to be honest and tell you that myself. 378 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,833 (STUTTERS) I don't understand. 379 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:49,910 (STRAINING CONTINUES) 380 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,961 Uh... Mabel, this probably isn't the best time 381 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,208 to be brutally honest with him. 382 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:56,132 Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? 383 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,550 Wouldn't you like that? 384 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:58,718 Really? 385 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,421 No! Not really! 386 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,424 You were, like, attacking my brother! What the heck? 387 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,850 My tie! Give it back! 388 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,724 Ha! Not so powerful without this, are you? 389 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:09,804 -(GIDEON YELLS) -Dipper! 390 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,230 (BOTH SCREAMING) 391 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,565 (GRUNTING) 392 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:34,000 Listen, Gideon, it's over. I will never ever date you. 393 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,626 -Yeah! -(BOTH GRUNT) 394 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,626 My powers! 395 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,552 Oh, this isn't over. 396 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:46,474 This isn't the last you'll see of widdle 0|' me. 397 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,266 (EXHALES) 398 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,689 This is living, brother. 399 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,903 From now on it's all name brand foods and clown paintings. 400 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,988 Well, hey, Gideon, look who I... 401 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,490 Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee! 402 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,617 I rebuke thee! 403 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,330 "Rebuke?" Is that a word? 404 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,626 The entire Pines family have invoked my fury! 405 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,627 You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! 406 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,174 What, you got, like, a word-a-day calendar or something? 407 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,596 (STUTTERS) But, sunshine, what about our arrangement with Mabel and the... 408 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,797 Silence! 409 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:29,634 Well, I see he's taken to one of his rages again. 410 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,516 Sorry, Stan. I have to side with Gideon on this one. 411 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,933 Okay! Okay! I can see when I'm not wanted. 412 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,485 Stan, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need that painting back. 413 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:40,562 Stan! Stan! 414 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,397 Try and catch me, suckers! 415 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,446 (SIGHS) 416 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,573 I could have had it all. 417 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,530 What the heck happened to you two? 418 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,491 -Gideon. -Gideon. 419 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:53,791 Gideon. 420 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,961 Yeah, the little mutant swore vengeance on the whole family. 421 00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,256 (CHUCKLES) I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or something. 422 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,460 Oh, yeah. Yeah. How's he gonna destroy us now, huh? 423 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,590 Try to guess what number we're thinking of? 424 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,389 He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of. 425 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,386 Negative eight! 426 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,593 No one would guess a negative number! 427 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,677 (ALL LAUGH) 428 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,013 -Oh, look out, I'm real scared! -Look out! 429 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,644 Bet he's planning our destruction right now. 430 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,350 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 431 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:31,910 Gideon, I still love you! If only my family weren't in the way... 432 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,958 Look at me, I am old, and I'm smelly! 433 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,673 Hey, what are you gonna do without your precious amulet? 434 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,875 Oh, you'll see, boy. 435 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:46,878 You'll see. 436 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,840 -You're done? -Not yet. 437 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,676 -How about now? -Almost. 438 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,478 And there! 439 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,355 Let's do this. 440 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,851 (ELECTRO MUSIC PLAYING) 441 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,041 You're all fired. 33149

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