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[Oona]
Previously on
Sterling Point…
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Is there anything I can do to help you?
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Take that box of shit
Gord's been hoarding to the thrift store.
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[Annie]
Is this Mom's stuff?
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[Goldie]
I know you're sick of that song
'cause I've played it 1,000 times.
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As much as I love that song, it is nothing
compared to how much I love you, Joe.
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It sounds like from the tape
that you guys were dating?
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Ellis, do you have a gift for the thing
at Ramona's tonight?
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-[Ellis]
What?
-[Sully]
You need to get Annie something.
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-[Annie] Where'd you sleep?
-Oona's.
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[Annie]
Do you guys
have a vibe or something?
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[Oona] Sorry, this is the beautiful
Stacey Mallory.
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Hi.
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-[Ramona] You think you like her?
-Why?
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-[Ramona]
No reason.
-[Oona]
Are you jealous?
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[Stacey] Oona!
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Well, this is the porch.
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[Rory] I'm gonna kiss you.
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Hey, where's your sister?
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If you think she might have fled
to Canada, you might be not high.
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I am going up there.
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Dude, no. Do not do that.
She's really mad.
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I know. That's why I gotta go up there.
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Okay, fine. I will go out there
and fix this for you.
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-Oh, my God.
-Sorry, what the fuck are you doing here?
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Grandpappy left the island to us too.
So now it's a threesome, guys.
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Let's fucking sell this bitch.
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[Connor] I see resort vibes.
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I see… I see water bungalows.
I see ateliers.
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I see selling a million tiny little houses
and making a million tiny fortunes.
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Is his off button, like… Where is it?
Does he have…
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Connor, we are not selling this island.
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Quiet. I have 20-20 hearing.
We won't sell it today, but when we're 18.
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-Yeah, but don't you turn 18 soon?
-Yeah. Big party. You're invited, Sis.
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-I'm gonna freak out! This is--
-I know. You can't…
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Two-thirds majority, so…
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It's irrelevant 'cause
I won't do what she doesn't want.
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Thank you.
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Please begin the long journey
to acceptance now,
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because this will never be a Four Seasons,
it will never be an Erewhon.
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It'll remain a really magical island
we can come to with our children
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for the rest of our lives,
as our grandpa and dead mother intended.
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-Or--
-[both] No!
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I'm feeling a little bullied.
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Mom loved this place, Connor.
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Being here is like being near her.
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Can't you fucking feel that for a second?
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No. Emotions will get in the way
of my business sense.
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-You don't have a business sense.
-Oh.
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Okay, little Miss
"I wanna go to Wharton like Daddy."
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Why don't you pitch to me
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why we should make memories
instead of making millions?
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I literally could.
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-You want me to pitch it right now?
-Yeah.
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I'd like a little more time to prepare.
I usually do a PowerPoint.
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Going to business school. You'll do great.
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Great. Fine. I'm happy to.
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[clears throat]
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There are… a lot of beautiful women here.
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Beautiful people are everywhere.
God is good.
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-I'm gonna jump off a bridge.
-There's great boating.
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Lots of fresh vegetables.
And there's zucchini and squash.
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-Yep. Uh…
-Zucchini is squash.
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-Ramona. There's also--
-Yeah. Thinking. Um…
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-Clean water.
-There's clean water!
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And, uh, loons, which are cute.
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-And cliff jumping.
-Cliff jumping.
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-And…
-Yeah.
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There's old photos of Mom,
and her old things.
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I mean, Connor, dude,
memories have no price tag.
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-Oh, man, Sis. I'm…
-Yeah, doesn't it touch you?
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I'm really not trying to be mean
right now, but…
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you flopped.
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That was really bad, and I'm sorry,
and I'm starting to see
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why you didn't get into
the business school program.
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-[Ramona] Oh. [chuckles awkwardly]
-I…
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I shouldn't have done that to you.
That was on me. I was cruel.
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You know what, Connor?
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Fine. I see where you're coming from.
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Why don't you just spend,
like, one week here,
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and if you hate it,
if you totally don't get it,
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we can have a serious conversation
about the possibility of selling.
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Uh, yeah, I need a minute
to think about my decision.
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Sorry. Just gonna steal you
for one quick second.
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What's wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I'm lying.
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-You're lying?
-Obviously. I just wanted him to shut up.
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Oh, I'm impressed. It was good.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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-Can't believe I said "thank you" to that.
-Mmm.
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He'll fall in love with a girl here
and wanna stay anyway.
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-It's happened on all of our vacations.
-Okay.
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-Or a bear will eat him.
-Oh!
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-Wolf.
-Or a wolf will eat him.
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Connor! The offer pumpkins
in five, four, three, two,
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-one.
-Take me to the cliffs.
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Deal. So deal. Let's go.
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How tall are the cliffs, and will there
be wolves? Can we confirm or deny?
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[Ramona] I would do
less talking and more walking.
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Also, where's my room?
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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[woman]
Hi. I'm looking to speak with
Joseph Anderson, please.
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He's not here right now.
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Could you have him call me back?
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My name is Marjorie Lewis,
Gordon Campbell's estate lawyer.
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Okay.
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Actually, do you happen to have
a contact number for a Ramona Campbell?
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-Uh, no, I don't. Sorry.
-Okay.
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Please let Mr. Anderson know I called.
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Yeah. Will do.
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-You okay? Who was that?
-Yeah.
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Just someone for Dad.
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-So I'll see you later for dinner?
-Yeah.
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Speak brutal truths.
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This is unreal.
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Amazing work.
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"Unreal?" "Amazing?" Really?
I'm going for perfection!
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So I'm gonna go try again.
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-It's perfect.
-[Sully] Don't lie to me.
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-He doesn't know how talented-- Hey!
-Oh, hey.
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-What's up?
-We are beaver tail tasting.
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I'm glad you're here, actually.
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I wanted to get in your head a little bit.
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Understand why you decided bringing Annie
a lamp was the big romantic move.
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Are you trying to be her boyfriend
or her electrician?
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-[Oona chuckles] Yeah.
-Good one, Maple.
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Either way, she was fully making out
with Rory when I got there, so…
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Okay, no. No, no, no, Ellis.
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Ellis, look at me. You are hot. Okay?
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Accept it. Own it. Live in it.
Bro, she likes you. It's so obvious.
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Don't let the soft-boy
love bomber interfere.
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Ask her to the movie thing.
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Just do something, please.
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Perfect. Look alive.
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-Hi.
-[Annie] Hey, guys.
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-[Oona] Hey.
-Hey.
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-Hey.
-Hey. Hi.
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Okay, then. I will introduce myself.
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I am Annie's fraternal
twin brother, Connor.
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-[Annie] Apologies in advance.
-She's always been the funny one, right?
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I'm sure you already know this.
All right, this looks really good.
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I'm in no mood to break my neck today,
but we are going cliff jumping, so…
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-We'll explain why later.
-I'm, like, excited.
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[muffled] Or nervous-excited
kind of a thing.
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Ugh! You chew so loud. Please come.
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Yeah, yeah, no. I'm always down.
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-Yeah. Kinda famous for flips.
-[both] Don't let her flip.
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-Got it.
-Guys!
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Are you coming?
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Uh, yeah. Mmm-hmm.
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Great.
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Hey, uh, Ramona? Sorry. Um…
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-Can I talk to you for a sec?
-Yeah. Oh.
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-Seriously? Outside? Okay.
-Just… Yeah.
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What the fuck
is this delicious soft thing?
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It's a beaver tail.
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-[spits]
-[gasps]
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Okay, what is going on?
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Gordon's lawyer's looking for you?
She called the house.
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-And?
-Why is she looking for you?
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-Why does she wanna talk to my dad?
-I don't know. Ask him.
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Ramona.
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Look, when people die, there's gonna be
lawyers making calls and paperwork.
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I don't know. It's annoying. Sorry.
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Is it about the island?
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-It's fine.
-Is it?
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Um…
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Okay, so, apparently, I…
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I own it with Annie and Connor.
Like, a three-way split shit situation.
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-But I'm handling it, okay?
-What?
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Relax. Annie promised me
she's gonna do whatever I want,
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and I'm obviously not selling,
so we're good.
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[car honks]
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-[Rory] What? Connor? Pull up.
-[Connor] Is that Rory? Damn, man.
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What the hell?
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What is going on? So good to see you, man.
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Rory, my man, looking fine as hell.
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Thank you, man.
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Connor, I'm sorry. You're glowing.
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What is this?
This humidity is so good on you.
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The humidity is great for my skin.
I look my best when I'm in the Bahamas,
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-and apparently Canada?
-[phone chimes]
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Okay, well, look, just get in, loser.
I wanna show you around.
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Oh, baby, take me to the cliffs.
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To the cliffs? Yes! I love the cliffs.
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Where… What are the cliffs?
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A cliff is, like, a sheer rock formation.
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It has water at the bottom, sometimes not.
I only recommend jumping when there is.
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-Put in "cliffs."
-We're going to Cliff's house?
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-Male fuckery is so interesting.
-Kind of a red flag that they're friends.
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This is beyond me. So, I'm out.
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-[Oona] Oh, okay.
-Bye.
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Have fun with Sully.
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Cliffs. Let's go to the cliffs.
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Hey.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Hey.
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Thank you so much for fixing that lamp.
It really meant a lot to me, so…
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It's also so cool that you can do that.
Fix lamps.
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-[Ellis] Yeah, no--
-[car honks]
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Jacobson, get in.
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You gonna come?
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Uh, I can't. I have a bunch of
rich people's boats to clean. So…
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Sorry. Um…
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Well, I'll see you later, maybe?
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-Yeah. Okay.
-Okay.
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Hey, um, have you seen
Teen Wolf
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or
Uptown Girls?
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-You mean my two favorite movies?
-Really?
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-No, I'm sorry. I have not seen either.
-Oh, neither. Wow.
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Yeah. I am a hundred years behind
on movies. It's not a great situation.
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God, no. Never having seen
Uptown Girls
is diabolical.
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-I'm sad for you, honestly. It's crazy.
-That's extreme, okay? [chuckles]
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There's this outdoor double-feature thing.
They do it every summer.
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-It's actually pretty fun.
-Cool.
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Would you wanna go?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah. That sounds so much fun.
-Yeah.
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It's actually perfect, 'cause I'm trying
to get Connor not to hate this place,
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and he's weirdly obsessed
with Dakota Fanning.
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-[Rory] Yo, Annie!
-Yeah, awesome.
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-[car honks]
-Totally meant it as a group thing.
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-[honking]
-[chattering indistinctly]
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Okay. Okay!
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-Uh, see you?
-Yeah.
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-See ya. Bye.
-Bye.
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[Connor] All right,
who's ready for the cliffs?
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Bye, Ellis.
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["All My Friends" playing]
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Okay.
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[whooping]
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[chattering indistinctly]
234
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,821
-Everybody's up here.
-Okay. Okay.
235
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,572
-[Annie] Oh, my God!
-Yeah!
236
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,449
-[Oona] Okay.
-[Rory] Whoo!
237
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,076
[Ramona] Oh, my God.
238
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,035
Okay.
239
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,746
-[both screaming]
-[Connor] Yeah! That was fun.
240
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,623
Maybe wanna look first.
241
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,083
-Okay.
-Okay.
242
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,419
[chattering indistinctly]
243
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,087
[Connor] Yeah!
244
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,505
[Ramona] Annie!
245
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,464
-Annie!
-[sighs]
246
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,882
You guys coming down?
247
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,009
-Okay. So--
-No, no, no. I can't.
248
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,095
You're not supposed to look
before you leap.
249
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,806
-Isn't that exactly what you should do?
-[chanting] Do it!
250
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,057
[Annie] My stomach hurts.
251
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,561
Your hesitation is your intelligence.
This is actually so dangerous.
252
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,856
So this is your brain going,
"I'm smarter than all these people."
253
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,984
-"I won't take that risk."
-That's exactly it. Thank you for that.
254
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,110
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
255
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:22,909
My mom used to jump off these cliffs,
but I am clearly not as chill as she was.
256
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,870
Oh, don't say that. You are.
257
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,955
-I accept this.
-I wanna show something. Can I?
258
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,416
[Lincoln] Come on. We'll catch ya.
259
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,710
I'm sort of nervous
to leave Connor on his own.
260
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,505
I fucking love nature! Oh, my God!
261
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,590
Uh…
262
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,133
I think he'll be good.
263
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,342
He seems good.
264
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,136
Come on.
265
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,262
[Connor] Cowards!
266
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,014
Whoo!
267
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,057
-[Connor] Know what'd make it easier?
-What?
268
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,893
A water slide. A really slippery one.
269
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,103
You know we don't own these cliffs, right?
270
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,023
-We could.
-No. No, we couldn't.
271
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,317
Can someone help me with this?
272
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,068
-Oh! Dibs! Dibs! Dibs!
-No!
273
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,030
No, I got it. I got you.
274
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,199
-[Connor gasps, coughs]
-Okay.
275
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,910
-[Connor] Oh, my God.
-Thank you.
276
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,840
Okay.
277
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:22,928
Thank you.
278
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,183
Yeah, for sure.
279
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,981
-Like, you need to shut up.
-[Connor] I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
280
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,109
[Ramona] Yeah, okay. I'm coming.
281
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,031
Karim, are you a fucking comedian?
Is this a joke?
282
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,825
6.5? That's highway robbery.
283
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:49,496
The land alone is worth
way more than that, and you know it.
284
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:54,209
Tell them to come back with something real
because they are wasting my time, Karim.
285
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,252
Bye.
286
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,088
-Ugh! Realtors.
-[Ellis laughs politely]
287
00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,965
Do we need a new one?
288
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,010
Uh, no, no. Just a few new wires.
She's good to go.
289
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,013
Oh, boo. I was kind of hoping
for a new boat.
290
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,016
This one's, you know…
[blows raspberry]
291
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,810
-Am I right?
-Yeah. Right.
292
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,481
-Okay, well, your total comes up to…
-[sighing] Okay.
293
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,568
…um, $450.
294
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,278
You have my Amex on file, right?
295
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,822
Sorry, we're actually cash-only now.
296
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,658
-Oh, wow.
-Yeah.
297
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,202
-People still use cash, huh?
-They do.
298
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:32,622
You're in luck.
Rory just got me some for the cleaners.
299
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,666
Says I gotta start tipping them now.
300
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,795
What did you say that was again?
$650, right?
301
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,841
-Uh, yeah. Yeah.
-Okay.
302
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,969
All right. I'll be right back.
303
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,012
Cool.
304
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,070
-[Connor] So, when are you gonna tell her?
-Sorry?
305
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,614
Ah, I knew it.
306
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,491
Still in the "holding long, deep,
307
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,994
meaningful gaze,
but not talking about it" phase.
308
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,415
-[scoffing] What?
-And we feel a little hurt about that.
309
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,877
-A little "ouch."
-We don't feel any way about that because…
310
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,007
she's into this girl
named Stacey Mallory, so…
311
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,719
-Stacey Mallory? I'm sorry. Just pick one.
-Yeah, just pick one.
312
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,388
[chuckles] Yeah.
313
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,932
I always knew I had twin telepathy.
314
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,684
We're not twins.
315
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,896
Whatever. It's undeniable.
316
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,440
You're in love.
317
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,691
No, I'm not.
318
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,151
You're in denial.
319
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,697
Yeah, maybe.
'Cause she's my best friend, but…
320
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,203
Oona doesn't, like, date people, anyway.
321
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,039
She gives them the best two weeks
of their lives and then dips.
322
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,334
So, she's avoidant attached.
We can work through that.
323
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,381
You know what they say, "Love is love."
324
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,552
Yeah. Yeah, they do say that.
325
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,264
Have you seen
Love on the Spectrum?
It's really sweet.
326
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,685
-[Annie] This is so cool.
-[Rory] I know.
327
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,773
I was always so intimidated by you.
328
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,528
-By me?
-Yes.
329
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,114
-[laughs] No, you were not.
-I was.
330
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,824
Why? You were cooler than everyone.
331
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,494
You were playing piano
at Carnegie Hall at eight.
332
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,453
I was seven.
333
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,038
I'm so sorry. Seven.
334
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:42,293
You smoked cigarettes, and you rode
the subways in, like, middle school.
335
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,462
-You were on
Ellen.
-I was.
336
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,631
That was, like, peak time to be on
Ellen.
337
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,927
Why did you stop playing?
338
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,514
It involved a car door
339
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,600
and my little cousin
slamming my hand into it.
340
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,771
-Oh, my God.
-The kicker is, it didn't heal right. So…
341
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,359
I can't play-play ever again.
342
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,531
-I'm really sorry. It's really hard.
-No. No, it's okay.
343
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,741
Okay.
344
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,909
-Saunas.
-Hmm.
345
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,745
Saunas are great for anxiety.
346
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,955
Is it just that they make you
so fucking hot
347
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,874
you can't think of anything but not dying?
348
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,084
-Are you too hot?
-No, I'm not. I'm kidding.
349
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,215
You look pretty hot.
350
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,428
You look pretty hot.
351
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,307
I could do this all day, Jacobson.
352
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,059
Okay. You win. I'm gonna…
353
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,824
How are you doing?
354
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,119
-Cooler.
-Come on. I mean about…
355
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,289
being here.
356
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,583
Ramona and…
357
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:06,961
your mom.
358
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,546
-Oh, that.
-That.
359
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,507
-Hmm. Uh…
-Mmm.
360
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:22,685
[sighs] I honestly just never thought
I was that affected by having a dead mom.
361
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,647
Which sounds so bad to say, but, um…
362
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,150
I didn't know her, you know?
363
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,653
But then being here, it's like…
364
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,363
"Oh!"
365
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,658
"Is having a dead mom the thing
that fucked me up the most?"
366
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:44,165
So, yeah, just being here with Ramona
and this place, it's like…
367
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:50,713
you know, "What would it have been like
to grow up with all…"
368
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,340
It's like, I just can't get my head
369
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,926
to stop going down
the rabbit hole of, like…
370
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,556
"What if all of this
had been mine as a kid?"
371
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,350
"What if my mom lived?"
372
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,728
"Who would I be?" So…
373
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,444
Yeah, I'm just feeling like…
374
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,867
Feeling all of that for the first time.
375
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:26,499
Like, "Oh! Holy shit. My mom is dead."
376
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,588
"I don't have a… mom."
377
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,638
-I'm sorry. That's--
-No, I'm sorry.
378
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,557
No. What? Why are you sorry?
379
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,350
I… No, I just… I…
380
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,685
♪
Killed the vibe ♪
381
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,479
-No, you didn't. You did not.
-Yes, I did. I killed the moment.
382
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,317
I did. I did.
383
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:57,447
I fucking hate you feeling the need
to say sorry just because you have…
384
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,198
feelings.
385
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,493
You shouldn't feel like that.
386
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:05,955
Okay?
387
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,958
["Wish I Didn't Love You" playing]
388
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,157
-[Oona] Ooh.
-[Ramona laughing] That was…
389
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,367
That's so embarrassing.
390
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,958
Okay. See, I think
that's just a sign we need to go.
391
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,584
-Okay.
-[Connor] All right. Fine.
392
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,463
-Okay. Yeah.
-Ooh! Two skips.
393
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,923
-Not bad.
-Whatever, whatever.
394
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,883
-How many did you get?
-[Connor] Wait.
395
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,511
I wanna ask you
about the property values here.
396
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,556
-Hi.
-Hey.
397
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,727
Okay, so I know that I always fall asleep
during movies,
398
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:13,064
um, but would you wanna
go to that cinema thing tomorrow?
399
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,068
Like, together?
400
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,194
No. Separately.
401
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,447
-Oh, okay.
-Yes. Together.
402
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:27,328
[chuckles awkwardly] Um…
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
403
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,288
Okay. Great.
404
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,624
Love.
405
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,585
Yeah.
406
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,880
Yeah, "love." I… Yeah.
407
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,683
Hi.
408
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,853
-You good?
-Mmm-hmm.
409
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,273
Wait, where's Connor? Did he leave?
410
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,608
Yeah, he realized we only have
a composting toilet.
411
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,028
-So he went to Rory's.
-Oh.
412
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,613
Thought maybe
you'd spend the night there too.
413
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,408
-[giggles]
-What?
414
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,827
-[Annie] Nothing.
-[both laugh]
415
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,456
Um… No, nothing. Just, Rory is like--
416
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,707
Rich and dissociated?
417
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:16,753
Stop. No, he's nice and clear,
418
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,380
and, like, really likes me,
which is insane to me.
419
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,343
Can I ask you a personal question?
420
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,846
You ask me literally
the most personal questions
421
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,514
-seventy-eight times a day.
-Okay.
422
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,975
-Can I?
-Go for it.
423
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,687
When did you know that you were gay?
424
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,565
I don't know.
I kind of always knew, I guess.
425
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,483
Really?
426
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,695
-Why?
-It sounds so weird. I guess I kinda…
427
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:47,408
thought that I was asexual until, like…
428
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,286
right now.
429
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,080
Really?
430
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,749
Yeah. I was just never interested
in sex at all.
431
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:57,043
Maybe 'cause I had a gay boyfriend.
432
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,755
Maybe that's why I had a gay boyfriend.
Let's unpack that later.
433
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:01,798
Then you banged Rory,
434
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,341
-and you're obsessed.
-Ramona!
435
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,884
No, I did not.
436
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,969
I did not, and I never…
437
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,347
Wait, you've never?
438
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,559
Okay. It's so sweet that you think
there's a world in which I have had sex.
439
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,062
-Really sweet.
-I just assumed everyone in New York
440
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,272
has sex all the time, everywhere.
441
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,399
Yeah, just, like, on the subway.
442
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:21,943
Or the fire escapes.
443
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,862
You're gonna be so disappointed
when you visit.
444
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:30,827
Have you?
445
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,788
Had sex on a fire escape before?
No. [chuckles]
446
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,373
Come on.
447
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,918
No, I haven't. It's…
448
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:44,257
I don't know,
being hot isn't exactly my brand.
449
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:48,427
Isn't being hot, like,
literally your whole brand?
450
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,430
[snickers] No! No.
451
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:56,686
I'm sorry. I just find it hard to believe
that girls aren't freaking out over you.
452
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,312
Yeah, they aren't, though.
453
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:02,275
Ugh, I wish you could see yourself
the way I do.
454
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,068
Ew. Incest. Gross.
455
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,821
You know what I mean. I missed.
What the fuck?
456
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:07,738
No! No!
457
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,240
-Ow!
-Sorry.
458
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,952
[chuckles softly]
459
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,666
Oona kinda asked me
to go to the movies with her tomorrow.
460
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,293
[gasps] Like, a date?
461
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:21,878
I don't know.
462
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,546
Okay, so then it's obviously a date.
463
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,382
-That's so exciting.
-No, that makes no sense.
464
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,635
It does. It's a scientific fact.
If you don't know for sure it's a date,
465
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:30,553
it definitely is.
466
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,014
She probably just meant it as friends.
467
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,682
"She probably meant it as friends."
468
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,350
-Shut up!
-You're blushing.
469
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,477
-I'm not.
-God, you're blushing.
470
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,439
Stop! Give me my book back.
I'm trying to re-read it by morning.
471
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,816
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
472
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,864
-Blushing. [chuckles]
-Stop!
473
00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,124
[Connor] Do you wanna go
to that movie thing tonight?
474
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,460
No. Let's just put something on
in the theater here.
475
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,419
Cool.
476
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,588
Honestly, I need a break from Annie.
477
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:08,716
Annie is going?
478
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,761
Yeah. Ellis invited her.
479
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,223
[Denise] Ellis? Is that that kid
who's been ripping me off?
480
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,390
-[Connor] What?
-What?
481
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,309
Just a bit here and there.
482
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,477
Mom, that's fucked up.
483
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,064
Honey, your dad hasn't paid taxes
in 15 years.
484
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:26,275
-Wait, what?
-[Connor] This Sancerre, by the way,
485
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,818
it's so crisp.
486
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:32,573
God, your dad raised you right.
I bet you got his business sense too.
487
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,575
I do have his business sense.
488
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:40,373
When the time comes to sell that island,
you know who to call.
489
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,416
[Connor] My girl, Denise. Duh.
490
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,793
-Duh.
-[Rory] You know what?
491
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,337
I am gonna go to that movie.
492
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,048
Fine. I'll come too.
493
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,176
Oh, Denise, would you like to join us?
494
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:56,097
No, honey. I hate seeing movies
with a big group of people.
495
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,225
You're so right.
That is the worst way to watch them.
496
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,477
Isn't it? You boys have fun.
497
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,320
[softly] Okay. [sighs]
498
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,575
What the fuck?
499
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,954
Why are you trying on so many things
to lay on the ground and watch a movie?
500
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,790
Because I just… I don't wanna be cold.
501
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:31,215
-Are you coming tonight?
-No, I'm on the last chapter.
502
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:34,593
I need to find out what the score is
and where in the body it's being kept.
503
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,512
Okay. Suit yourself.
504
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,805
We're gonna miss you.
505
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,268
[murmurs indistinctly]
506
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,900
You know,
you need to be careful with Ramona.
507
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:51,569
Sorry, what?
508
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:54,405
You can't treat her like every random girl
you barely know.
509
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,991
I've genuinely got no idea
what you're talking about.
510
00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:00,411
Yes, you do.
Look, she's, like, your best friend.
511
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,497
And if you're gonna go on a date,
then you've got to take it--
512
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:06,917
No, we're not going on a date.
There's no vibe like that between us.
513
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,919
-Oona, you're already doing it.
-What?
514
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:10,296
What am I doing?
515
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,133
Like, breaking her heart.
516
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,636
["God's a Different Sword" playing]
517
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,410
Yeah, well, she turned a date
into a group hang,
518
00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:44,080
-so message received, I guess?
-A date?
519
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,665
Bitch, she doesn't even know
you're remotely interested.
520
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:50,002
Hey. Hey, here's an idea for you.
Have you ever tried telling her,
521
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:51,337
"I like you"?
522
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,005
"I like you"?
523
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,008
-No. Who says… No one says that.
-Rory does!
524
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:57,176
Boys like Rory do.
525
00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:00,096
They listen to Brené Brown
and say what they feel, and it works.
526
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,931
And as much as I love repressed guys
527
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,226
who are really good with their hands,
you all can be pretty hard to read.
528
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,894
These need more powdered sugar.
529
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,569
Hey.
530
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,531
Hey. Hey, babe.
531
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,658
-I didn't know you were coming.
-Um…
532
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,659
Yeah, no, I'm…
533
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,245
I'm, like, a real cinephile.
534
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:27,706
Love movies.
I never fall asleep watching them.
535
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:29,708
You wanna get some food?
536
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,505
Yep. Yeah.
537
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:38,050
I'm starving, actually, so… Perfect.
538
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:50,020
[Connor] You ready?
539
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,815
Tonight's the night. You gotta wife her.
540
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,234
-Gotta wife her up.
-Mmm. Yep.
541
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:58,737
[Annie] Connor!
542
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,449
Connor.
543
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,410
Are you plying our underage sister
544
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:05,870
-with alcohol?
-[coughs]
545
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:07,997
-I'm underage too. Relax.
-There's kids here.
546
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,000
I have to let this sink in, what,
30 minutes? Fifteen? How long?
547
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,003
-Wait. Have you never had a drink?
-No. I'm not cool.
548
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,504
-I wasn't judging. Got it.
-Yeah.
549
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:19,592
-[Connor] When does wifey get here?
-Like, should have been ten minutes ago.
550
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,511
But she's always late, so it's fine.
551
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,055
Hey, oh, maybe we should slow down a bit?
552
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:27,516
I think it's a good time
to go see
Uptown Girls.
553
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,476
So true. So true.
554
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:29,643
[Connor] Dakota Fanning?
555
00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:31,937
-Beautifully precocious.
-[Ramona] So precocious.
556
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:34,440
-Can we get cotton candy?
-Can I take the flask, please?
557
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,861
["Talkin' Like You" playing]
558
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,131
Hey.
559
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,343
Hey.
560
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:06,347
Um, wanna do something lame?
561
00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,018
Don't move, please.
562
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,770
-Yeah. No, we're good. Sorry.
-Sorry.
563
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:13,729
Yeah, we're good.
564
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,732
[both snicker]
565
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,568
-Actually, stop, stop.
-You stop.
566
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,029
-No, I'm not doing anything. Sorry.
-I'm sorry.
567
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,656
-Guys, can we do this?
-Sorry.
568
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,076
-[Annie] Okay, we got it.
-[Ellis] We got it.
569
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,118
Okay. We all got it.
570
00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:30,079
[chuckling]
571
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,935
I really like…
572
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:57,106
being near you.
573
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,154
I really like being near you too.
574
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,535
-[chuckles]
-What?
575
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,205
Nothing. [snickers]
576
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,582
-What?
-Nothing.
577
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,752
Dude, look at that. These goddamn kids.
578
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,005
-Yo!
-What?
579
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,631
That's not chill.
580
00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:30,139
Dude, I think we're beyond
being threatened as a species.
581
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,392
You'll be threatened when they fuck.
582
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:37,313
Now I'm gonna go throw some peaches.
I'll peach it up.
583
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,232
[music plays]
584
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,990
-[bell rings]
-Oh! [laughs]
585
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,659
Well, there's just nothing like good help.
586
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,207
I love this scene.
587
00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:00,127
[chuckles] It's very cute
you like this movie so much.
588
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,254
You know what's crazy?
589
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:05,424
If I close one…
590
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:10,554
If I close one eye like this,
I can see three Dakota Fannings.
591
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,222
[chuckles] I love that.
592
00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:14,892
-God, you were so right.
-Mmm-hmm.
593
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:18,187
Getting drunk kind of fucks.
594
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:21,899
Like, here I am,
stood up by my best friend,
595
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:25,235
love of my life-- like, that's a wifey.
596
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:26,612
And I feel…
597
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,157
nothing.
598
00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:33,243
[chuckles] And let me tell you,
that fucks.
599
00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:37,122
-Feeling nothing is the goal.
-Goal in life.
600
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,708
God, you're so smart.
601
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:42,586
Annie would fucking have an aneurysm
if she heard you.
602
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:44,922
I love being on the water.
I love floating.
603
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:48,133
This is my safe space. Right here.
604
00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:51,637
God, I have to pee again. Geez.
605
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,138
[Connor] Alcohol is a diuretic.
606
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,224
I don't know what that means.
607
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,518
God, they need to make
more movies like this.
608
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,230
[on screen]
Wonderful, girls.
609
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,943
[Oona] I've never seen
the film before this.
610
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,528
-[Stacey] Mmm. Really?
-Yeah.
611
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:10,698
I think I tried to watch it last time,
but then I just fell asleep.
612
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:14,243
And then I woke up after everyone had gone
and never woke me up.
613
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,078
-[Oona] Yeah.
-[chuckles] That sucks.
614
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,663
[Oona] This is cooler. Wow.
615
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,498
Sully is a god.
616
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,000
-This is the best thing I've--
-Hey!
617
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,712
Stacey Mallory!
618
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,922
-God! Good to see you.
-Hey, Ramona.
619
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,006
You're drunk.
620
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,216
You're drunk.
621
00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:31,552
-No, I'm not.
-Yeah.
622
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,388
Yeah, you're an alcoholic for love.
623
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:38,308
That's called "a love addict," which is
honestly real and can be super dark.
624
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,476
My cousin had to go to--
625
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,855
I don't fucking care about your cousin.
Who's your cousin?
626
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,899
-Let me ask you a question.
-Okay, Ramona, stop.
627
00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:49,153
Have you ever even been with a girl?
Have you ever dated a girl?
628
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:51,655
You've never dated a girl.
629
00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:54,032
Have you ever dated anybody?
630
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:55,617
In 39 hours, she'll lose interest
631
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,912
'cause she does this
with fucking everyone.
632
00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:00,998
And you'll go back
to fucking John or Derek--
633
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,251
-Ramona, stop, bro. You're being mean.
-[Ramona] "You're being mean."
634
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:07,671
Especially though you got two first names,
which I know you think is so cool.
635
00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:10,340
-Okay, I'm gonna go. Good night.
-So cool, by the way.
636
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:12,468
-You're not, and you never will be.
-Wait.
637
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,510
Bye!
638
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,806
-Drink some water and then go home.
-No. No.
639
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,143
Stacey Mallory!
640
00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:25,564
[sighs]
641
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,065
Oona! Wait!
642
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:29,693
[grunts]
643
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,821
[laughing] Sorry, guys. Sorry.
644
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,573
-What are you doing?
-Sorry.
645
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,451
-Are you okay?
-God, she really is fast.
646
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,369
What is happening? What is wrong with you?
647
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,330
Why are you acting like this?
648
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,831
We were just eating.
649
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,875
[hesitating] You fucked with me. It's--
650
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,668
I didn't fuck with you.
651
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,587
Yes, you did.
652
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:49,922
You…
653
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,633
You asked me to come here, like, with you.
654
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:54,218
Together.
655
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:57,554
Yeah. We do everything together.
656
00:34:57,638 --> 00:34:59,223
["Thorns" playing]
657
00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,599
I don't know, I just thought…
658
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:07,773
I thought it'd be different
because of the thing at the party.
659
00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:10,234
What thing?
660
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,617
Ramona, don't.
661
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:22,538
You didn't want to?
662
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,749
'Cause it seemed like you did.
663
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:29,920
No.
664
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:38,887
Okay. Got it.
665
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,849
Okay.
666
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,944
-How have you never seen this?
-No, I'm not saying…
667
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,320
It's clearly incredible.
668
00:35:55,404 --> 00:35:57,155
-Can I have some? Thanks.
-Yeah. Sorry.
669
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,615
-No, it's okay.
-[Rory] Hey.
670
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,035
Hey.
671
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:04,204
-Hey.
-[Rory] How you doing? Hey, man.
672
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,625
-[Lincoln] Hey-yo. [grunts]
-Cheers, my boy.
673
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:09,710
Hola.
674
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:10,752
What's good?
675
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,713
This is cute, huh?
676
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,840
-Yeah. Really cute.
-[Rory] Nice.
677
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,633
-Really cute.
-Never seen it like this.
678
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:19,303
I'm looking forward to when they put
Teen Wolf
on.
679
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,389
I've not seen that yet.
You guys seen
Teen Wolf?
680
00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:23,849
-No, actually.
-No.
681
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:25,309
Ellis?
682
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:27,477
What?
683
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,022
-Have you seen
Teen Wolf?
-[Lincoln] What?
684
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,315
Uh, no.
685
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:36,570
God, let's go. So this is
our first viewing of
Teen Wolf
together.
686
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:41,033
[Lincoln] Yo. Six orders of, uh, poutine
and some wings.
687
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:43,452
-And grab yourself a treat if you want.
-Whoa!
688
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,661
[Rory softly] Fucking…
689
00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:46,580
What the fuck?
690
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:48,957
I said he could get a treat.
691
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,792
You're such an asshole, Lincoln.
692
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,086
-[Lincoln] I'm just…
-I'm gonna go find Ramona.
693
00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:55,839
[Rory] No, no.
Ellis, I'm sorry. He's drunk.
694
00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:58,550
-He's--
-Yo, you forgot my card. [laughs]
695
00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:01,219
-I'm sorry.
-Why are you sorry? I'm hungry, bro.
696
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,973
Wah-wah.
697
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:06,642
Fuck.
698
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:10,604
It's good. Take it easy, man.
Why are you freaking out all the time?
699
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,314
Why do you have to do shit like that?
700
00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:16,068
[whoops] You suck, you suck,
and you suck, you suck.
701
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,070
And you, Eloise,
702
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:22,199
I'm really fucking proud of you, man.
You've gotten so good in an hour.
703
00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:24,660
You got big things ahead of you.
704
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:28,872
You good, Ramona?
705
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,750
Excuse you.
706
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:32,960
What?
707
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,212
You sneezed. Excuse you.
708
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,380
Hey, what's going on?
709
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:39,341
I'm dominating frogs.
Mayor of Frogville over here.
710
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:42,177
What? No, I mean Ramona. Is she okay?
711
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,303
Yeah, she's resting.
712
00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:46,515
Why did you let her drink so much?
Jesus Christ, Connor.
713
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,101
Chill the fuck out, man.
She's had a rough week.
714
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,770
-What is wrong with you? I wanna know.
-Am I dead?
715
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:52,980
Okay, let's get you home.
716
00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:55,983
Play one more game.
I really need to get that dolphin.
717
00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:59,528
-He doesn't wanna stay. He wants to come.
-I'm so fucking mad at you now.
718
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,655
-You're always mad at me.
-Can you come, please?
719
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,907
-[Ramona] No fighting.
-[Ellis] We got it. Got it.
720
00:38:03,991 --> 00:38:06,827
-[Annie] Your pants are falling down.
-[Ellis] Get her pants.
721
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,453
[Ramona] I love you guys.
722
00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:10,205
[Annie and Ellis] We love you too.
723
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,165
[Ramona] Oh, you smell like…
724
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:33,854
[Annie] Let's get you up.
725
00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:38,150
Okay, can you wake up for me? Yeah, yeah.
726
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,652
-[Ramona] Bumblebee.
-[Annie] No, I have the bumblebee.
727
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,280
Everything's gonna be okay.
728
00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,198
-It's all right.
-Okay.
729
00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:48,118
-[Ellis] I got you.
-[Annie] Okay. Big step. Careful, careful.
730
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,494
Jesus!
731
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:52,205
-[Ramona] Stop screaming.
-What the hell is going on?
732
00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:53,457
[Ramona] Nothing. Just…
733
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,084
I had the worst night
of my young adult life, actually.
734
00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:58,295
It was awful. Annie and Connor--
735
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:01,715
They rock, though. They rock!
736
00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:05,469
They ruled. Is that a song?
I think that's… Wait, no, that's…
737
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:09,222
Ellis, do me a favor. Set up the couch
for her. She'll spend the night with us.
738
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:12,768
Wait. No. No, no, no.
I'm dying in my own bed.
739
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:16,104
You're not gonna die.
We'll get her home safe. She'll be fine.
740
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,732
-Ellis, you got her? It's all good.
-[Ellis] Yeah. Got her.
741
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:23,195
Annie, make sure you bring
the hedgehog back up. And leave the bee.
742
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,113
-He's scaring me a little.
-Yeah, okay.
743
00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:27,616
Also, do not forget the frog.
744
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,702
I am deeply attached to him.
He has very sad eyes.
745
00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:32,454
Yep, I got it, Connor! Thank you.
746
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,955
[Connor] All right, good night.
747
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,876
[Joe] So, this is how y'all do it
in New York City?
748
00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:42,089
-[Annie] Uh, what do you mean?
-Why'd you let her drink so much?
749
00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:45,342
I… No, I'm sorry. I really didn't…
It was my brother and I'm furious--
750
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:47,844
Damn it. You're supposed to be
looking out for her.
751
00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:51,807
-I am looking out for her.
-It's exactly what Gordon was afraid of.
752
00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:53,600
[scoffs]
753
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,601
Excuse me?
754
00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:59,481
No. Tell me what Gordon was afraid of.
755
00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:03,985
That Ramona's New York City siblings
would come corrupt her?
756
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,362
Is that why he kept us apart?
757
00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,280
-I'm curious.
-That's not what I said.
758
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:10,617
Do you honestly expect me to believe
that you didn't see my mom for years
759
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,787
even though you lived here
and she lived there,
760
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,331
-and she was dying of cancer?
-Annie, it was just…
761
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,668
-It was complicated then, okay?
-What? What was complicated?
762
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,047
-It's not my place.
-To what?
763
00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:25,465
To tell you how she died.
764
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:29,970
What did you just say?
765
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:34,474
She died giving birth…
766
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:36,768
to Ramona.
767
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,729
No, she didn't. She died of cancer.
768
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,115
How do you know that?
769
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,202
Because I was there.
770
00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:01,835
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