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Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil!
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Seattle, Washington,
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make some motherfucking noise
if you're excited to be alive tonight.
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Who's excited to be
in the greatest goddamn city in the world?
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I can't hear you. You guys fired up
for a great night or what? Come on now.
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Your guest tonight
on the Dr. Phil Live Show
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is a Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl champ.
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Yeah.
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He's not only the funniest uncle
you've ever had,
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but he's a future NFL Hall of Famer,
no doubt.
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I think we can all agree.
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He's given us legendary interviews,
legendary touchdowns.
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He is a Seattle legend
and a Super Bowl champ
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and my wife's hall pass.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please make it loud
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for the one and only Beast Mode,
Marshawn Lynch!
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Come on! Come on!
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{\an8}C�
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{\an8}R�
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{\an8}No, CTE, motherf--
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But that was a good one.
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- Oh. shit.
- No, but no, no no.
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Dr. Phillybow. Dr. Phillybow.
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I'm here and I'm fucked up.
I need your help.
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- You gotta help me, Dr. Phillybow.
- Well, that's why we're here, Marshawn.
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- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Yup. There's a lot going on.
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Tonight's show is all about confusion,
and you might be the epitome of that.
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Yeah, I'm confused as fuck right now.
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I'm trying to figure out how I get up here
with Dr. Phillybow in the first place.
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Well, you know, I hit you up on Facebook.
I didn't think you'd respond.
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I'm not even sure if it was you or a bot,
but either way�
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- You know.
- No, I'm deep into Facebook.
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Yeah.
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I go back like when you poke.
I was poking, motherfuckers.
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Have you seen Oppenheimer?
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- Is� Who?
- Not a who, it's a what.
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- A who?
- It's a movie.
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- I don't know.
- What's your favorite movie?
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If you got� Let's say, tonight post-show,
you spark up a J,
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you sit back, you have some Gatorade Zero,
or some Hennessy and� you know�
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Hennessy.
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- You said what my favorite--
- Your favorite movie.
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Like, what do you like to put on
either by yourself or with the homies?
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What are you watching?
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- Probably, like, How High.
- How High.
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That's one of my favorite movies.
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- Yeah, How High.
- One of the best, isn't it?
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Didn't Afroman do the theme song for that?
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Because I got high.
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Because I got high, high.
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La da da da da
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Oh, look out, American Idol.
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What are you doing, boy?
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I thought you were supposed to be
getting me right and shit.
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I told you I'm going through some shit.
I got problems, motherfucker.
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Well, we all got problems,
and I talk about that in my book,
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We've Got Issues, chapter 49.
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You know, everybody poops
out of the same asshole, so�
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It's a short chapter.
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Do you remember your first touchdown?
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Did you say something cool
in your head like, "Fuck yeah, man!"?
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You know? 'Cause I remember
when I played Pee Wee football
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and I got my first interception,
my first pick-6.
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In my head, I was like,
"Fucking� Phil's the fucking man."
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I was excited, you know?
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You do not sound like
you was ready for it.
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I wasn't ready for it, but I did it.
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Nah, see, I was ready for this shit.
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Okay, when was your first tuddy,
and how did you react?
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The first game we played against Denver,
I had a 40-yard�
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40-yard tug, and�
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Well, I don't know
why this is a thing with me.
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Maybe I'm hella slow, but�
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when I scored, my offensive line,
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I don't know why they always
the first ones in the end zone,
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right behind. I don't� I don't understand.
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But I had some offensive linemen
who met me in the end zone,
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and they, you know,
all slapping my head and shit.
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Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
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And I'm like, "Fuck."
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As much as I've been hit hella hard,
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I've never been hit hard
as offensive linemen
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hitting me in the fucking head
after I score a touchdown.
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That's what I remember
about my first fucking touchdown.
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Offensive linemen
hitting me in the fucking head.
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It's funny the stuff you remember.
It's funny the stuff you don't remember.
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But there's probably more�
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You know, everyone always talks about
athletes have to wipe the slate clean.
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You have a bad game, you have a bad play,
fucking, you know, shut it.
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Get the fuck back in there
and figure it out, right?
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But that's easier said than done.
I've had bad shows, and I'm fucking�
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I'm driving home
listening to Keith Sweat, you know.
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Nobody
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And I'm fucking crying to myself thinking
about what I could have done better.
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Do you have those moments of regret
and try to go, "Fuck, this is what I sh--"
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- Because that's also healthy, right?
- No, it don't come as a form of regret.
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It come
as a form of, like, motivation, like�
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Yeah.
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Like, "Damn, I know I'm better than that."
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- "I'm better than that." Yeah.
- You know? Like, I'm better than that.
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Do you have a bucket list?
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'Cause you're what, 39, or are you 40 yet?
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- I'm 40.
- You're 40.
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I'm, like, 40.
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You look good.
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- I'm with the 40s, yeah.
- How do you feel?
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- You think you could still be out there?
- Be out where?
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In a Domino's parking lot.
The field, motherfucker.
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- What do you mean, "what"?
- Oh, oh.
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So, yeah, I could do
the Domino's parking lot.
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The field is not an option, my boy.
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You did it. Do you know� Do you know
when it's enough? Like, do you know?
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'Cause, I mean� I know, you know�
Your time here in Seattle
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was honestly one of the most fun times
I've ever had as a Seattle Seahawks fan.
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Where you at?
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I mean�
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It was just about
the coolest time to be alive.
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And I know you felt it.
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{\an8}One more time for my buddy Chris Deleon
up there on the ones and twos, huh?
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{\an8}That's Lake Forest Park's finest.
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Ryan, get over here for me.
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Ooh, 1, 2, 3
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3, 2, 1
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Did you guys have a lot of fun
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On January 6th?
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Let's get a shot of all 3 real quick
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and just make sure
that joke hits as hard as it should.
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Yeah.
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We'll be right back.
We'll keep it right here.
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- Have you smoked with Snoop?
- Yeah, fucking�
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- Is it as cool as it sounds?
- Word.
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Yeah, hell yeah.
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You get dumbass high.
What you talking about?
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That's the purpose, right?
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But I'ma tell you this.
If you smoke with him,
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just make sure you clear your day,
'cause you ain't gonna do shit afterwards.
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You ain't gonna do shit.
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No Twister.
Stacy, throw away my Sudoku book.
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- I'm staying in tonight.
- I'm tough. Fuck all of that.
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Fuck all of that.
You need no parts of none of that.
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Why you the only one up on that screen,
Dr. Phil?
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The fuck? Who? Where the nigga at?
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Oh, my bad, blood. Yeah, I see you, boy.
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I don't, but I do.
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About to say, "Damn, Dr. Phillybow,
you bring me on here."
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"Don't even show your boy no love."
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When you first got to Seattle,
first impressions?
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Because people always talk about
this place is so goddamn far away.
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It's far from Buffalo.
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Maybe the furthest place
from Buffalo, right?
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When you landed,
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did you see something that made you go,
"All right, this is chill"?
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Or were you like,
"Man, I gotta beat around the bush
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for a couple days and figure out
where the fuck I am," you know?
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Nah, when I touched down, I�
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Oh, shit.
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My first month here,
it rained for 31 days straight.
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I'm talking about not like it come down,
then it stopped, then it�
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Like, it was continuous rain for 31 days.
I was like, "What the fuck?"
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And then as I get out
and I'm talking to people,
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like, "Oh, yeah, welcome to Seattle,
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we got the highest suicide rate
in the world�"
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What the fuck going on?
Hold on, what, what did you say?
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"Yeah, oh, yeah.
We got the highest suicide rate, like�"
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And I� They put me in a Red Dragon Hotel
or something in Bellevue.
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I think you made that up, but keep going.
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No, it is�
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- The Red Dragon?
- Red Lion.
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Red Lion.
Motherfucker, I ain't bullshitting, bit--
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This is facts. Bruh, t--
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Red Lion? You're Black Lying right now.
That's not a real place.
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But look, no, no, no,
it did though. It did though.
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And I was like,
"What the fuck? Like, oh, shit."
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And then, you know, I was at�
go to the bars, and I'm like, "Oh, yeah."
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And, you know, most people are like,
"Oh, hey, welcome to Seattle."
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"We're excited for you to be here.
You know, can I buy you a drink?"
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And I was like�
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Motherfucker next to me was like,
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"Hey, welcome to Seattle.
You want a OxyContin?"
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What the fuck?
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Like, "Oh, yeah, we pop pills out here."
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I can't believe Pete Carroll did that.
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Shout out, Pete. We love you.
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I like the way you roll, sir.
What's your name?
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Barry.
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- Barry?
- Yeah, Barry.
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Barry, who's this�
who's this psycho in front of us?
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- This is Gavin.
- Gavin.
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- Who is that?
- Just turned 21.
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Guys, shout out for Gavin real quick.
Shout out for Gavin.
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How long has he been your son, Barry?
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- I'd say 21 years now.
- Fuck yeah. Is he drinking tonight?
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Nope, not yet.
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- Could I get him a shot of tequila?
- I think so.
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Can I get 2 shots of tequila
for the birthday boy?
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I need 2� Should I take
a birthday drink with fucking Gavin?
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You guys stay right there.
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I mean, that's a fucked-up thing
to say to you, but you know what I meant.
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Keep it going for GM of the year,
John Schneider. One time for me.
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Put together a couple Super Bowl teams.
What the fuck did you do?
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We're� Little man's
somewhere in this motherfu--
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I can't spot him,
but he's somewhere in here.
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But� I don't� His�
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Look under a chair, you'll find him.
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Running around with that pot of gold.
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If y'all find that pot of gold,
throw me a couple of them coins, though.
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But look, I don't know what it was
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that him and Pete seen
in the players that they was getting,
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'cause it made no sense at all.
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We had, like, the most�
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Fuck it.
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We had
the most gangstas niggas on our team
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that came from backgrounds
that was on some straight gangsta shit.
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You feel what I'm talking about?
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They put together, like, the most�
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If you weren't gonna say it, I was.
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- So thanks for saying it.
- Yeah, it's all good. I'm talking about�
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Yeah, all that, you feel me?
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But they went and I'm talking about�
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They was getting motherfuckers,
like, fresh out.
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We was fresh out.
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- Ready to go.
- At least, at least�
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I know my first year,
it was probably at least�
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I know it won't sound like a lot
considering how many people on the team,
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but when you think about
being in a professional sport,
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at least 4 or 5 of us had POs
that we had to�
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that we had to call in�
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- And check in. Motherfuckers�
- Wait�
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Motherfuckers be in the middle of a drill
at practice and shit,
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in the middle of a backpedal, you feel me?
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You hear that?
They got this little alarm that go�
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Like that.
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Motherfucker backpedaling,
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then all of a sudden you just see his ass
run straight to the locker room.
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You know he got to go check in
with his PO to let him know where he at.
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But we had some� We had some�
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So when you talk about, like, dogs, like�
we had some real motherfucking dogs.
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What was crazy about our shit was,
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like I was saying, how he�
how they built the team.
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It was like�
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We had maybe a few players,
like, first-rounders, but�
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Our core guys was like�
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If you think about it, they was like�
they would have been bottom-feeders.
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So everybody had a chip.
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You know what I mean? Everybody�
So when you come to work, it's like�
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"All right."
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"Yeah, motherfucker,
what type of time you on?"
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You know what I mean?
"I'm gonna check your temperature to see
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you know what I mean,
if you with the shit or not."
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And it wasn't more so like I was pressing
you to see if you was pussy or not.
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It was more so like letting you know,
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like, "Hey, I understand
what we're going through right now,
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but when game time come, I know for a fact
you gonna show up for me."
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"Because that's�
You know what I mean? That's who you are."
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And that shit�
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Preach.
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And that shit�
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And then that shit resonated through�
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It resonated through everybody.
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It's great that you guys
had guys to push each other.
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'Cause I try to do that.
I used to have a PA on my show named Gabe.
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And he had a lazy eye.
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And I felt bad 'cause sometimes
I'd get in his face and be like,
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"Fucking check your temperature,
motherfucker." Right?
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But he was never looking right at me,
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so I couldn't tell if he was picking up
on what I was putting down.
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He probably� He probably was.
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Take me through that Beast Quake.
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I know it's a broken record.
You've talked about it on end.
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But this is� You know, we're on the Flix.
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- And these people love you more.
- We on the Flix!
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- These people love you.
- Dr. Phillybow!
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We're on Netflix, baby. We did it.
We're on motherfucking Netflix.
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- Live in Seattle.
- We on the Flix, you bitch.
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- Live from the�
- Live from Seattle.
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Take that, Grey's Anatomy.
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Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
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Take me through that.
Did you� Because there's no�
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I mean,
that run is almost impossible on paper.
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I mean, was it 8 or 12 guys?
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How many did you fucking stiff-arm
and fucking elbow city.
282
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- And fucking Will Smith your way through?
- "Elbow city!"
283
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No, that wasn't Will Smith.
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No, Will, yeah. But how�
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Because when you're getting the play call,
are you like,
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"Cool, I know this play. Here we go."
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Are you thinking,
"I'm gonna try to get 6 yards out of this"
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or are you thinking "I'm gonna
try to put this fucking game away"?
289
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So how I work at this time is
we're in a 4-minute offense.
290
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So the biggest thing is, like,
you just gotta protect the ball.
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- Okay.
- Regardless to whatever happen.
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- Okay.
- You know what I mean? And then�
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That's what Matt Hasselbeck
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and that's what Pete
telling me on the sideline.
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Just, "Hey, whatever you do,
just make sure you take care of the ball."
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I'm like, "All right, goddamn."
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"You feel me?
Like, shit. All right, I hear you."
298
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Then we get ready to run out there,
and, you know, motherfuckers like,
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"Hey, Pete," from the sideline, like,
"Hey, 2-4, take care of the ball."
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Like, motherfucker, I got you.
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We get in the huddle.
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And�
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'Cause they ain't told us the play
on the sideline.
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So we get in the huddle,
and Matt Hasselbeck called "17 Power."
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I'm like, "Oh, shit."
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Because it's my favorite play.
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But when I first came in, they asked me,
"What's your favorite play?"
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And I'm like, "Power."
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But we ain't really running that shit.
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So it's like, "All right,
when I hear this shit, 'Power,'"
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I'm like, "Ooh, okay, we got one."
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And then, "Break."
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And Matt Hasselbeck like, "Hey,
make sure you take care of the ball."
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I'm like, "Motherfucker."
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Now, this is my dog, though.
I fuck with Matt Hasselbeck to the�
316
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He's a beast.
He's a Seahawks legend as well.
317
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- Hell yeah, man.
- Shout out.
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Matt Hasselbeck, my nigga, for sure.
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You know what I'm talking about.
I fuck with dawg.
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But as the play go, you feel me?
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My eyes, Mike, like, he like, "Hey, you�"
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"Hey, you finally got one."
I'm like, "Hell yeah."
323
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Marshawn, what's power?
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- What's power?
- Yeah.
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If you shut the fuck up and listen,
you gonna figure out what the fuck�
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Yeah, there's still�
We're getting there, sir. Jesus.
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ADHD, table for one.
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Power downhill�
downhill football, old-school shit.
329
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- Old-school shit.
- Get a pulling guard from the backside.
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- Pulling guard from the backside.
- Yeah. There you go.
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The more that I talk about the play,
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I find out and I hear about
how fucking wrong the play was blocked.
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Uh-oh.
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Like, it was a fucked-up play.
It was blocked wrong, and�
335
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When you get a situation like that,
there's, like�
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especially with a play like this, because
you can get somebody to shoot the backside
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and the play go nowhere.
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So I was able to get through the first�
you know what I mean, first defense,
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line of scrimmage.
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And from there, that shit was like a blur.
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Boom.
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Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
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Bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang, bang. Boom.
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6. Hold my dick, you bitch.
You know what I'm talking about?
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I love you, son.
I'm your real dad. He's just a guy.
346
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Keep it going for Gavin, everybody.
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I love you.
348
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Stay in school.
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Gavin, don't tell your mom.
350
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You don't plan
your celebration dances, do you?
351
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You just� Is that just adrenaline?
352
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,431
Look, the thing is, bro,
I swear to God, bro.
353
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- I wish I could be that fucking creative.
- Yeah.
354
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To have that run
and then plan to do the� hold my dick.
355
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Like, if I� I ain't gonna hold you.
356
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If I had that much creativity in my body,
357
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then I would probably be over there
doing what you doing.
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You went and saw a good friend of mine,
Adam Ray, in Ireland.
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You saw him do stand-up,
360
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and then you guys
drank Hennessy till 4 a.m.
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- Is that true?
- Hey, man. Look, let me t--
362
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,836
- Is that a true story?
- Hey, that's true.
363
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,673
Look, not only is that true,
I got some work out of that deal.
364
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His wifey do, like�
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She� I don't know what she do.
She do something special.
366
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,388
- She casts cartoons, yeah.
- Okay, she cast.
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And then I was telling them, like,
"Yeah, I wanna do some voice-over shit."
368
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And when I got back,
maybe, like, 2 weeks after that,
369
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I got a call from my agent,
and they talking about,
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"Yeah, we want you
to do this reading for�" What is it?
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Yep.
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Coming out soon.
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Give a shout-out to Adam and his wife.
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- I appreciate y'all.
- Yeah!
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That's when you believe the saying
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when they tell you,
"Hennything is possible."
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Because I'm just saying, though.
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Can I get a swig? Can I get a swig?
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00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,594
Nah, man. You been talking
about your herpes and shit.
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- Can I� Can I�?
- Waterfall my shit, dawg.
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Hey, to Seattle, baby.
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To motherfucking Seattle.
You know what I'm talking about?
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Whoa.
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Yes, Lord.
385
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Do that mean you about to kick me off?
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- Tastes like Diet Dr. Pepper.
- You gon--
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00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,830
- You grow some hair on your chest.
- That's some good shit.
388
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,251
Guys, keep it going for Marshawn Lynch,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Before we let him go,
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look, you've been in Seattle
for so much of your life.
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It's become a home, right?
392
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There's a lot about the city people know
and a lot they don't know.
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And I'd love, before we let you go,
Marshawn,
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to test your knowledge of the city
in a little Seattle Trivia.
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Do you wanna play a little Seattle Trivia
before we let Marshawn Lynch go?
396
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:55,026
Now, to do this,
I want there to be an incentive.
397
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There should always be some sort of prize.
People love prizes.
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00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,032
So I want to do it
for every correct answer you get,
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I wanna do something special.
400
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I wanna give the audience
something special.
401
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,831
So please welcome
from Seattle's own Pike's Fish Market,
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Craig and Anders, the fishmongers,
ladies and gentlemen.
403
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,089
Yeah!
404
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,760
Ladies and gentlemen, we have got�
405
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We have got 10 salmon.
406
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,432
- Hold on, y'all. You about to throw 'em?
- Say it again?
407
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,311
- You about to throw 'em out there?
- Yeah, give me a second, Marshawn.
408
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,522
Yeah. We're gonna do it together.
I'm gonna throw one.
409
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,733
Do you wanna�
Have you ever touched a fish?
410
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,818
Have I? Yeah, nigga, I've been fishing.
411
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:40,446
Have you ever caught a fish
at the fish market?
412
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,783
- No, but I'm about to throw one.
- Let's go. This is gonna get exciting.
413
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,162
- We're gonna turn the house lights on.
- Hey, Cliff, what's up, nigga?
414
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,082
Yeah, aww, man,
I didn't even see your dirty ass.
415
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,500
Hey, guys, it's Seahawks legend
416
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,919
and Super Bowl champ
Cliff Avril in the fifth row.
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{\an8}- Give him some love, baby.
- Oh, hold on, you got Babs in here too.
418
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,510
{\an8}Aw, yeah. Oh, there go Ba--
419
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,096
Hey, I wanna throw my fish to Babs.
420
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,015
- Huh?
- I wanna throw my fish to Babs.
421
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:08,975
Who the fuck is Ba--?
422
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,852
{\an8}Oh, we got Babineaux.
Let's fucking go, guys.
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00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,273
{\an8}Hell yeah. That was one of my old--
424
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,566
And if you don't believe me
about what I said when I got--
425
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,944
That was one of my OGs when I got here.
426
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,656
So that nigga
can tell you if I'm lying or not.
427
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,866
A couple of Seahawks legends
in the fifth row.
428
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,370
Make some noise for them real quick, huh?
429
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:35,877
Yeah! Oh, nigga, I see you, Cliff,
your black-ass, nigga. I see you, nigga.
430
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,754
I see you, boy.
431
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,382
Yeah, I see your ass too.
432
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,428
I love you both. Marshawn,
so here's how we're gonna do this.
433
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,345
We're gonna throw a�
434
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,849
One more time for Chris DeLeon
on the ones and twos over here.
435
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,601
Chris, give us some trivia music.
I'm gonna throw these questions up,
436
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,812
and for every correct answer
Marshawn Lynch gets,
437
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we're gonna toss a fucking salmon
into the crowd,
438
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,900
and someone's gonna go home
with some dinner or some breakfast,
439
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,402
depending on where you were raised.
440
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,323
Probably Kent if it's breakfast.
All right.
441
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,074
Steven, hit me
with that first trivia question.
442
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,743
Hold on. I don't gotta read, do I?
443
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,370
- No, I'll read it for you.
- Oh, okay.
444
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,416
Marshawn, what baseball icon
445
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,419
played center field
for the Seattle Mariners for 13 seasons?
446
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,879
- Griffey.
- Griffey.
447
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,132
He said Ken Griffey Jr. Is that right?
448
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,884
- I think that's right.
- Anders.
449
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:28,597
Craig, throw a couple of fish
into the crowd. Who wants a fucking fish?
450
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,932
- Oh, good catch, my boy.
- Got him. Got him. Got him.
451
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,561
- Good motherfucking catch.
- Let's go!
452
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,064
What famous Seattle landmark
looks like a penis?
453
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:41,901
Marshawn? We got a spit take.
We got a spit take!
454
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,236
We got a spit take.
455
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,782
Just one fish. Just one fish for this one.
456
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:51,202
Hold up, Anders, Craig. Marshawn,
what's the answer? Maybe downtown?
457
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,953
The Sea� The Sea Needle.
458
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,081
The Sea� The Seattle Needle.
459
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,708
Okay. Pretty close. Can we accept it?
460
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,169
- The Space Needle, motherfucker.
- Natalie, can we accept it?
461
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,253
The Sea Needle.
462
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,713
- The Sea Needle.
- The Sea Needle.
463
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,633
Who wants a fish from Craig?
Raise your hand.
464
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:09,720
Come on, we gotta go deep, Craig.
You gotta put some oomph behind it, baby.
465
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,472
How about this guy right back here, huh?
466
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:14,183
With the brown shirt,
and the black hat, and the�
467
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,310
And the fucking�
468
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,230
Chipotle beard. There we go.
469
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,440
Come on, sir.
470
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,024
Get it, baby.
471
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:25,027
- Oh!
- Oh, shit!
472
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:28,114
That motherfucker got hands.
473
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,200
John Schneider, 10-day contract, baby.
474
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,201
Hey, big dog.
475
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:36,080
- That's Jake Bobo's dad.
- You catch the ball like Doug Baldwin.
476
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,748
All body, my boy.
477
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:41,252
Do you guys mind if I ask for help
to throw these fish into the crowd?
478
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,296
We gotta get a sub in this motherfucker.
I gotta go to the bullpen.
479
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:45,881
Do you guys mind if I get a little help
480
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,509
here in The Neptune Theatre
in Seattle, Washington?
481
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,095
Is that okay?
482
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:58,353
Yes, sir!
483
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:04,526
{\an8}Yes, sir!
484
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,195
Sam Darnold,
ladies and gentlemen, your quarterback
485
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,489
for the Super Bowl champion
Seattle Seahawks
486
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,825
Hey, man, y'all just got the realest nigga
487
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,744
to come outside
and throw the motherfucking fish.
488
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:20,459
We got Ginger Cuz in this motherfucker,
you feel me?
489
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:26,547
- Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam!
- Yeah!
490
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,882
Sam! Sam!
491
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,843
- Ginger Cuz! Ginger Cuz! Ginger Cuz!
- Oh, shit. Let me see that.
492
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,052
Toss me that shirt, sir.
493
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:35,682
Ginger Cuz! Ginger Cuz!
Ginger Cuz! Ginger Cuz!
494
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,018
Ginger Cuz.
495
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:45,817
Unreal, dude. Unreal.
496
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:51,989
Sam, thanks for coming out.
Long-time caller, first-time listener.
497
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,534
The� There you go.
Oh, thanks, Marshawn. Appreciate you.
498
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:57,745
Thanks for being here.
499
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,581
Yeah, thanks for having me, man.
This is sweet.
500
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,294
You see, it's Gavin's birthday?
He took a shot of�
501
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,837
He had his first drink tonight.
502
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,966
Gavin, congrats on the first shot, man.
That's awesome.
503
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:13,636
Yeah, he's feeling it now.
That's about 5 deep right there.
504
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:16,847
- 5 or 6 deep.
- Yeah, that shot was a gateway to�
505
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:20,267
Oh, shit, I don't know, fucking crack.
506
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:24,355
Sam, we appreciate you being here
and what you've done for the city.
507
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,609
A fucking Super Bowl ring
in your first year? God fucking damn it.
508
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:36,700
Sam, if you don't mind,
I love you for coming out and making time.
509
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,494
You just got married to your wife, Katie.
510
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,038
- Keep it going for Katie Darnold.
- Yeah! Give it up.
511
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,875
What a year. What a year. Couple of rings.
512
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,128
But this is a special time
to be in Seattle.
513
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:50,673
We got some Seattle trivia
with Beast Mode and Andres and Craig.
514
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:53,467
Would you help us
throw some fish into the crowd?
515
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,345
- Absolutely.
- Chris, hit me with some music, yeah?
516
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:59,014
How many days a year
does it rain in Seattle?
517
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:02,727
Turn around, face the audience
so they can see that ginger face of yours.
518
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,729
I'm gonna go 300.
519
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,356
And 65.
520
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,774
365.
521
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:11,527
Fucking Price Is Right, $1 over here.
522
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,321
365. Actual retail price?
523
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:17,241
Oh, shit. We'll get�
524
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,784
- Half. half of that.
- Half of that.
525
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,828
- All right. We're gonna accept it.
- You was close.
526
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,665
Who wants a fish?
Sam, you wanna throw a fish?
527
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:28,961
Here we go. Who wants a fish
528
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:32,090
from Super Bowl-winning quarterback,
Sam Darnold?
529
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,136
There it is.
530
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,095
Got it, baby!
531
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,224
What a catch! 10-day contract.
532
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:44,352
All right. Next question, Steven.
533
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,521
The best Marshawn catchphrase,
534
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:50,774
is it "I'm here so I don't get fined,"
"I'm all about that action, boss,"
535
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,528
or "Yippie skippy,
Daddy got another tuddy"?
536
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,951
Yippie skippy!
537
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,662
Yippie skippy.
538
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:04,580
That is correct.
539
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,041
- Yippie skippy, Daddy got--
- Yippie skippy.
540
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,127
I'm yo daddy, bitch.
541
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,462
Craig, throw that motherfucker
into the crowd.
542
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,840
We got a Shawn Kemp jersey in the back.
That looks like a pretty good candidate.
543
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,425
Can you get it that far?
544
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:17,760
We got a 30-pound salmon.
545
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:20,846
- This bitch is $1,000. Hold on. Wait.
- Let me throw it. Let me throw it.
546
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:24,976
Let Marshawn throw it.
Craig, sorry. Marshawn wants to throw it.
547
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,315
Here we go. Ladies� A little bit
of support, ladies and gentlemen.
548
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:32,733
Come on. This is a fuck--
549
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,778
Oh, sh--
550
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:44,370
He got it. There you go. That's breakfast,
lunch, and dinner for 2026.
551
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:47,581
Keep it going for Shawn Kemp.
He's looking good.
552
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,209
Hey, we got some signed footballs
from Sam Darnold.
553
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,629
Anybody want a signed football?
554
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,340
Throw them into the crowd, Sammy.
555
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,967
Steven, we got any more trivia questions?
556
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:02,012
Name the most famous musician
from Seattle. Wait, wait, wait.
557
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,265
Name the most famous musician
from Seattle.
558
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,728
Marshawn Lynch.
559
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:13,232
He said Marshawn Lynch. That is incorrect.
560
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,234
Rip it, Ginger Cuz.
561
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,194
Right in the yippie skippy.
562
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,989
Yo, did you guys have a good time tonight?
563
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:24,410
One more time for Craig and Anders
and Chris DeLeon.
564
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,327
One more time
565
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:28,832
for Seattle Seahawks quarterback
Sam Darnold.
566
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:33,128
And one more time
for the Beast Mode, Marshawn Lynch.
567
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,629
You guys have a good time tonight or what?
568
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:39,425
Make some fucking noise for yourselves.
You're gonna be on Netflix, baby.
569
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,177
Robin, don't go to bed.
I got a Steve Raible butt plug in the car.
570
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,264
Good night, everybody!
571
00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:48,864
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