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So here's the situation.
There's a guy in there,
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he's fine, but
it's just a little bit weird.
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- Wait, is that thing on?
- Yes, sir.
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You're on Granny-Cam.
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And you're gonna be
wearing it the whole time?
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Yeah, Chief says somebody
should wear it.
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- So I'm wearing it.
- Okay, well,
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then Chief's gonna love these visuals.
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Whoa.
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Who would do this to someone?
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You know what?
I think I've seen this before.
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It's called fisting.
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No, I think fisting is something else.
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This isn't your father's fisting.
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This is a new viral trend.
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Oh, yeah, like planking.
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Is that where you can't touch the floor?
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No, that was the "Floor is Lava."
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Hey, do you guys remember when
we did the Mannequin Challenge
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but Chief's heavy breathing
kept giving him away?
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Yeah.
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I was thinking that we would
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just use the 3-2-1 method.
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Ooh, let me get a better angle.
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Here we go. Excuse me.
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- I'll go under.
- All right.
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We're gonna go on three, okay?
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- Three, two, one.
- Big exhale, okay?
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Three, two, one.
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Oh, thank you.
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My... My toilet hand
was starting to prune.
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How were you able to call
for help with all this going on?
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Oh, I always livestream my fisting.
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One of my fans called on my behalf.
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Hey, can we redo our entrance
so I can film it again?
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I'm wanna iris up so I
can get a better lighting.
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- All right, cool.
- We have to reenact it?
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- Sure.
- Yeah, yeah, thank you.
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- Ugh.
- Thank you.
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- You... You guys are kidding, right?
- Oh, you can fake it.
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I already got a great
shot of the extraction.
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Oh, hey, buddy. Ugh, gross.
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You switched hands.
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Okay. And action!
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Beep, beep, beep, beep.
What's up, tree hugger?
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- Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
- Hey.
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Yeah, sorry I didn't see you there
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on account of how tiny your car is.
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Who makes that thing, Hot Wheels?
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My car way better for the environment
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than that thing you're driving.
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Have you even heard of global warming?
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I have, but this truck
shouldn't be a problem
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for global warming, 'cause it's so cool.
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- Sure.
- Oh, okay.
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Oh, Jesus.
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It's tall.
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Did you just buy this thing?
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It's a test loan from the dealership.
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Jesus Chrysler, you heard of them?
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♪ Jesus Chrysler,
we got heavenly deals! ♪
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- ♪ We got heavenly deals! ♪
- There you go, see?
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Hey, notice anything different about me?
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Someone parked a big truck in your spot?
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- Yeah!
- You got a haircut?
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It's the truck, Ike.
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Oh, that's... oh, yeah! Holy smokes!
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The dealership is letting me
drive it for a week, yeah.
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It's a lot of truck.
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A lot of truck for a lot of men.
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I think it looks good on you, Chief,
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- like it was custom-made for you.
- Thank you, Eddie.
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The car you drive says a lot about you.
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Next time you see someone driving
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the exact same car as you,
take a look at that driver.
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- It's like looking in the mirror.
- What if the driver is borrowing,
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like, his mom's car?
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That's what people assume
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when they see Andy driving his car.
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Looks like that truck comes
loaded with zings, too.
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That's right. Okay, let's go, everybody.
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Come on. We're late for the shift.
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Oh, shit, hide your mirrors.
Here comes the C-Team.
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- These guys are the worst.
- Look who it is.
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It's the little guys.
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Hey, any chance, uh, you heard about
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- my vacation day last week?
- Nope, not really.
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Cap said I could
chalk it up to flex time.
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Oh!
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Actually, I went to a bar over
the weekend and curled it.
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Was it a candy bar?
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- Whoo!
- No.
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Hey, Captain, you forgot your bag.
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Nope, no, I didn't, Delilah.
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I just didn't feel like carrying it.
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That's your job.
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Oh, what?
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- Delilah!
- Delilah, come on.
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Better get that... nope.
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- Come on, guys.
- Come on.
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Let's go, fellas.
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Delilah, hey.
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How's the old C-Squad treating you?
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Best way to describe it
is hell on Earth.
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I'm really sorry that my dad
couldn't get you transferred
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- back to Station 27.
- Yeah, me too.
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You know, my old station
was awesome, but, you know,
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they'd filled my slot,
and C-Team had one open,
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- so here I am.
- Delilah!
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How many times I gotta tell you?
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Don't forget your axe.
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- Jesus.
- They, uh, make me hold
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my rubber axe all the time.
Even on my days off.
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Breakfast is on me.
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Oh, man. She looks like shit.
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- Yeah, and I feel like shit.
- Yeah, you should.
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After you had her transferred and ripped
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from her wonderful life,
the C-Team crushed her spirit.
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That's on you.
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Ugh, not again.
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All right, good morning everybody.
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- Hey.
- Good morning.
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First order of business.
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Who here thinks that my
test truck is better than
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Andy's toy car?
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- Show of hands!
- Right here.
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- It's not a toy, you guys.
- Oh, really?
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- Does it take batteries?
- Yeah.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Can you speak up?
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- Yeah.
- Then it is a toy.
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All right.
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I have some exciting news.
Station 24 has been selected
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to create the next round of
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public service
announcements for the city.
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We get to shoot the commercials?
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We do, It's a big honor.
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We're premiering on
"It's 2:00 A.M. in Tacoma"
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and all municipal websites.
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- People love websites.
- Yeah!
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And we also get a chance to save lives.
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So let's put some thought into it.
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We'll have a creative
meeting after lunch.
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When was the last time Station 24
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- got to make the PSAs?
- It's funny you ask that.
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I happen to have it right here.
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- Ooh.
- You know what this is?
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- That's my copy of "On Golden Pond."
- It's a VHS.
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We used to watch movies on these things.
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Can you believe that?
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And... pop!
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- Oh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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The world as we know it is about to end.
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This New Year's Eve,
as we enter the year 2000,
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the millennium bug will hit.
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A little something called Y2K.
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Computer systems
will fail around the world.
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Bank accounts will be deleted,
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and planes will fall from the sky.
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So you have to ask yourself,
"Am I prepared?"
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I'm going to check my
emergency survival kit.
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What are you working on?
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It's a new peer-to-peer social network.
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I'm calling it "FaceConnect."
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I call it deleted.
'Cause that's what will happen
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if you do not unplug your
computers or appliances
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before the stroke of midnight.
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When the world ends, be ready.
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That way, on New Year's,
you won't get kissed
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on the "apoca-lips."
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- Love that line!
- Cap, you're a good actor.
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That "apoca-lips"
line got me laid countless times.
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- Hey.
- Good luck topping it.
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All right, let's wind this up.
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Starting with Andy's car.
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- Chief.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Man.
- Man!
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- Andy, Andy, Andy.
- Yeah?
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You wanna get Chief back for
all the razzing about the car?
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- Yeah.
- I got something.
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Why are you putting gas in the truck?
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Because I enjoy giving Terry
a false sense of security.
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- So what's your endgame?
- Nah, you don't want me
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- to give it away, do you?
- Nah.
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Nah. Close that.
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Are we just doing fire safety PSAs?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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You know, Y2K video was topical.
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How about a PSA explaining
what PSA stands for?
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'Cause I think there's, like,
a lot of confusion around that.
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- No, no, no.
- I mean, nobody can give me
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- a straight answer.
- How about a PSA about two
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- great teams making PSAs?
- That's great idea.
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- Wait, what?
- Ouch, ouch!
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It's good to see you, ladies.
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Chief, what are these guys doing here?
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What do you mean?
I didn't say your shift
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- was making the PSAs.
- Yeah, you did. You...
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I said the station's making PSAs.
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The C-Team wants to join.
The more the merrier!
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Chief, we don't need their help.
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Oh, you don't need our help?
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We don't need yours. This little joker.
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He's so funny. Listen, my man Shorty
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over here won a Ta-Comy for
acting in local theater.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And when I played in the NFL,
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- I did commercials.
- Yeah.
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Including those Happy Sailor
deodorant commercials,
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which I'm sure you all have seen.
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I use that deodorant.
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So, basically, I can act,
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and I have a ton of
money for the budget.
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And how are you gonna compete with this?
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All right, guys.
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- We're all gonna work together.
- No, no, no, Chief, don't...
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Have fun making the PSAs.
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Chief, don't leave.
Chief, don't leave... Chief...
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Yeah, Chief! Whoo!
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The chamois makes it shiny.
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Hey, uh, Chief, your AC is on.
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Yeah, I know. I don't wanna get hot.
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Yeah, but you're wasting so much gas.
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Don't worry about my gas.
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This baby gets better gas mileage
than your little sardine can.
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Oh, I seriously doubt that, Chief.
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Oh, yeah? How many miles
per gallon do you get?
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I like to think of it
more as smiles per gallon.
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- 55 miles per gallon.
- Really?
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- Yeah, 55.
- That seems like a lot.
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I know, I thought so too.
But the proof's in the pudding.
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I've been driving this
baby for three days,
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- haven't even moved the needle yet.
- What?
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What's the opposite of a lemon?
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- A shark?
- Lime!
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This is all lime.
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Hoo-ee, look at this gorgeous truck.
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It's like you two were
separated at birth.
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- It's got eight cup holders.
- Wow-ee.
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- The big ones!
- Whoo!
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Unlike this little "bra on wheels,"
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this baby reeks manliness.
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I think I'm gonna start smoking cigars.
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Here, keep her running five
minutes then turn it off.
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What?
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Ready to go fill them up?
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You know we created a monster, right?
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I know. And it's alive!
248
00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,115
Look, he left this thing on.
249
00:09:29,139 --> 00:09:31,536
And all the doors are open!
250
00:09:31,561 --> 00:09:34,137
What about spaying
and neutering your cats?
251
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- Ooh.
- That's good.
252
00:09:35,764 --> 00:09:38,028
Hey, hey, hey, breast cancer awareness.
253
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- Boo.
- Tapestries on lamps?
254
00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,536
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's good.
255
00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:45,107
Sorry, what does... What does that mean?
256
00:09:45,131 --> 00:09:46,349
Come on, man. Sometimes my lovemaking
257
00:09:46,373 --> 00:09:48,408
goes on for so long they catch on fire.
258
00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:50,598
- I've seen him do it.
- You watch him do that?
259
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,497
Delilah, what is this?
260
00:09:52,522 --> 00:09:54,107
You know I don't eat
the green apples ones.
261
00:09:54,131 --> 00:09:56,107
- Oh, my God, Delilah, Delilah.
- It's like an abomination.
262
00:09:56,131 --> 00:09:57,739
They're touching my yellow ones.
263
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,489
Don't do that. Get it out of here.
264
00:09:59,514 --> 00:10:01,137
All right, guys.
We're losing focus here.
265
00:10:01,162 --> 00:10:06,325
How about we do a PSA video
on the new trend of fisting?
266
00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:08,184
- Hard pass.
- Who made you the director?
267
00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,747
- Yeah.
- Well, I guess I just did.
268
00:10:09,772 --> 00:10:12,129
- First of all, I'm a Captain.
- We know.
269
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,887
No, no, no, no, no.
I can make you pick lint
270
00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:15,575
out of my bellybutton if I want.
271
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,661
Second, Granny's little
272
00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:19,997
body cam videos don't
inspire much confidence.
273
00:10:20,022 --> 00:10:22,817
Guys, honestly, Granny's our guy,
so he's gonna direct.
274
00:10:22,842 --> 00:10:25,161
We're doing public
service announcements.
275
00:10:25,186 --> 00:10:27,188
- Yeah.
- Not fisting porn, man.
276
00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:29,458
You know what? I'm directing,
end of story.
277
00:10:31,818 --> 00:10:33,020
I guess there's only one way
278
00:10:33,045 --> 00:10:34,546
we're gonna be able to solve this.
279
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Hmm.
280
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♪ Playing with the gang ♪
281
00:10:45,735 --> 00:10:49,461
♪ Going head to head with the band ♪
282
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:54,406
♪ Garage hockey is the best ♪
283
00:10:56,203 --> 00:10:59,373
♪ Pretty wants to direct ♪
284
00:10:59,398 --> 00:11:02,969
♪ But the city got no respect ♪
285
00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:07,781
♪ So they're gonna decide
by playing sports ♪
286
00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:12,633
♪ High fives and pats on the butts ♪
287
00:11:12,658 --> 00:11:16,748
♪ Lucy doesn't go for
the top goal score ♪
288
00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:21,485
♪ Delilah just scored, but no one
cares about her goal ♪
289
00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:27,562
♪ They rather just laugh
and dance in slow-mo ♪
290
00:11:28,169 --> 00:11:31,265
I'm about to make you
my B-I-T-C-H, baby.
291
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,249
Who the hell you
think you're talking to?
292
00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:36,648
- Guys, guys!
- Huh?
293
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,044
- All right, get your boy!
- Hey, hey, hey, you know what?
294
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,746
You know what?
The hell with this, all right?
295
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,488
We're not working together.
You do your PSAs,
296
00:11:46,513 --> 00:11:47,926
and we'll do our PSAs.
297
00:11:47,951 --> 00:11:49,320
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
298
00:11:49,345 --> 00:11:51,582
Because ours is gonna blow
yours out of the water!
299
00:11:53,036 --> 00:11:54,504
We'll see about that. Good-bye.
300
00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:56,168
A-Team out!
301
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,296
Man, you guys are really good at hockey.
302
00:11:58,321 --> 00:12:00,918
We better be. We have
mandatory practices
303
00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:03,913
in the event that another
shift challenges us to a game.
304
00:12:05,978 --> 00:12:08,910
- Whoa, is that new?
- Uh, yeah.
305
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:12,006
When I got transferred to C-Team,
all the guys had one,
306
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,207
and they said it was the shift tattoo,
and I had to get one.
307
00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:17,746
But when I showed up with mine,
they started laughing,
308
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,058
and they rubbed theirs off,
'cause theirs were temporary.
309
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,332
Shut up.
310
00:12:21,357 --> 00:12:22,949
And I'm gonna have this shit forever.
311
00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:25,472
- Does my dad know about that?
- Oh, my God, don't tell him.
312
00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:27,215
It'll just make things worse for me.
313
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,590
- I'm so sorry.
- It's not your fault.
314
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,715
I mean, you're not the
one who had me transferred
315
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,144
to this station.
316
00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:34,941
Delilah, come on!
317
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,832
- Let's go.
- Coming.
318
00:12:42,185 --> 00:12:43,816
You just drizzle it on top like that?
319
00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:46,066
Yeah, just a light drizzle.
You put a little butter
320
00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:47,980
and lemon,
and sprinkle it across the top.
321
00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,793
- Hmm.
- What's the opposite of a lemon?
322
00:12:49,818 --> 00:12:52,644
You know what? I keep getting
asked that. I don't know.
323
00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:55,465
Hey guys, who has an awesome mustache
324
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:57,535
and owns the greatest truck of all time?
325
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,324
- I'm gonna say Kid Rock.
- This guy.
326
00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:01,785
$70,000, 80 miles per gallon.
327
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,379
- 80 miles per gallon?
- Seven...
328
00:13:03,404 --> 00:13:05,886
- Whoo, doggy!
- Yeah, I miscalculated.
329
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,722
It's not 55, it's 80 miles per gallon.
330
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,785
- Can you believe it?
- Wait, 70K?
331
00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:13,410
- That's a big investment, Chief.
- Sure is.
332
00:13:13,435 --> 00:13:15,355
You know what?
I'll more than make up for it
333
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,941
in the money I save on gas.
In the meantime... you!
334
00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:20,613
Keep that "save the seals"
mobile out of my spot.
335
00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,277
I don't wanna run it
over with the beast.
336
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,394
Okay, mm.
337
00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:26,293
- This fresh?
- Yeah, I just made it.
338
00:13:26,318 --> 00:13:27,347
Awesome. Thank you.
339
00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:29,965
I like my coffee like I
like my trucks... black!
340
00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:31,849
He just mugged you.
341
00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:35,433
70K is so much money.
I think we should come clean.
342
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,230
Come clean? What are you, smoking crack?
343
00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:38,757
Now's when the fun actually starts.
344
00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,574
Remember when you asked
what the endgame was?
345
00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,410
- Yes.
- This is it.
346
00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,746
- There we go.
- Whoa.
347
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:48,508
You're really good at that, Cap.
348
00:13:48,532 --> 00:13:51,203
Damn straight. I haven't paid
for gas since high school.
349
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,602
Wait, have you ever stolen my gas?
350
00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:57,765
Hold that still, would you?
351
00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,874
- Myawani!
- Oh!
352
00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:04,906
What, what...
353
00:14:10,887 --> 00:14:12,665
Oh, hey, I've been
looking all over for you.
354
00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:13,726
What are you guys doing?
355
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,960
Uh, just having a water balloon fight.
356
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,187
- I'm losing.
- Cute.
357
00:14:17,212 --> 00:14:19,320
Hey, check this out. Look it.
358
00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:21,249
Right, cool.
359
00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,414
It's a Montalban Reserve.
It's from Honduras.
360
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:24,555
- Huh.
- It's gonna taste great
361
00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:27,141
with this badass truck of mine.
362
00:14:27,436 --> 00:14:29,523
- Okay.
- Do not light that.
363
00:14:29,548 --> 00:14:31,773
Oh, what's the matter?
You don't like the smell, huh?
364
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,378
Chief, Chief...
365
00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:35,906
- No, no, no.
- Do not light that.
366
00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,846
- No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
367
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,668
No!
368
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,382
See you later, suckers!
369
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,374
That was thrilling.
370
00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:58,124
No, that was terrifying.
371
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:02,976
Are the lights ready yet?
372
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:05,335
You know, this is hot on my fingers.
373
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,289
Get some gloves.
The lights need to be perfect.
374
00:15:08,314 --> 00:15:11,148
Okay, well, you better sweep
my chimneys then, too.
375
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:16,304
- This is a cell phone free set.
- Hey, man.
376
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:17,617
Are you serious?
377
00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:21,085
We need to beat these guys,
so focus, all right?
378
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,820
- Let's roll on rehearsal.
- Yes.
379
00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:24,571
Hey, I was thinking I could
add this little thing about
380
00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:26,992
how carbon monoxide
is "silent but deadly."
381
00:15:27,017 --> 00:15:29,354
- Oh, like the fart.
- Ex... exactly!
382
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:30,960
Let's read what's on the script.
383
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,622
You know, we'll just read
what's written, all right?
384
00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:35,406
But why does it have to be so dark?
385
00:15:35,431 --> 00:15:37,523
I'm going for a mood.
386
00:15:37,548 --> 00:15:40,802
Unlike the C-Team and
their stupid '80s theme,
387
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:41,921
whatever that is.
388
00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:43,367
Keep dancing, keep that energy up!
389
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:44,570
- Whoo!
- I'm loving it!
390
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,296
Come on, Cap, come hang out with us!
391
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,957
- You want me in there? Alright.
- Yeah!
392
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,602
There he is.
393
00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:52,391
- Come on, Cap!
- Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
394
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:54,523
- Whoo-whoo!
- Hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
395
00:15:54,548 --> 00:15:57,484
Should we do a PSA or
should we just have a party?
396
00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:59,078
Party!
397
00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:00,500
Whoo!
398
00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:03,742
Oi, you're gonna wind up dead.
399
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,125
Now remember to turn
off your space heaters!
400
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,392
- I like that.
- I can always do it when
401
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,109
- the camera's not rolling.
- Hey, buddy, good job, man.
402
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,413
I'm loving everything you're doing.
403
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,024
But you're gonna be nude
in this scene, okay?
404
00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,383
- Are you serious?
- Come on.
405
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,383
- I gotta top these guys.
- No, Granny.
406
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,710
- I'm not getting naked.
- What, don't be a prude, man.
407
00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:20,507
- You're a stripper.
- Number one.
408
00:16:20,532 --> 00:16:22,164
I'm not a stripper.
I'm an exotic dancer.
409
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,133
Number two. I don't get nude on stage.
410
00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:25,158
- I tease.
- Okay.
411
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:27,664
You're just uncomfortable with
being naked all of a sudden?
412
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:30,358
Well, what does nudity have
to do with space heaters?
413
00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:32,352
You guys are being losers right now.
414
00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:34,031
No, you're kinda being a dick.
415
00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:35,191
Oh, I'm a dick?
416
00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:36,797
Ike can't even remember his lines.
417
00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:40,048
You changed, man.
418
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:43,867
- I quit.
- Wha...
419
00:16:43,892 --> 00:16:46,875
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, you changed.
420
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,383
- I quit too.
- Really?
421
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,078
And another thing, Granny. Guess what.
422
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,625
Have fun shooting
your PSA with no friends.
423
00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:57,313
- 'Cause no one's here!
- Well, I don't need you!
424
00:16:57,338 --> 00:17:00,305
I don't need any of you!
I'll do it myself!
425
00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:07,515
♪ Bop-de-boop-de-boo, do-do-do ♪
426
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,188
Driving my truck. My truck!
427
00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:11,316
Yeah, truck!
428
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,018
What... What...
429
00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:18,867
That's impossible. I just filled it up!
430
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,558
Damn it!
431
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,962
Jesus, Chief Terry McConky here.
432
00:17:26,074 --> 00:17:27,961
Um, can you tell me, uh...
433
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,656
How many miles per gallon
does the truck get?
434
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,594
Nine?
435
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,906
Did you say nine? Okay.
436
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,758
Hey, Chiefy. What's good, bubba?
437
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:39,438
Oh, hey, hey. Hey, guys.
438
00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:41,173
- What are you doing out here?
- Getting some lunch
439
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,648
and generally rocking and rolling.
440
00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,688
- How about you?
- You know, I was just, uh,
441
00:17:44,713 --> 00:17:47,109
I was driving,
I got a cramp in the old leg.
442
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,641
- Ooh, that hurts.
- And so I'm just, uh...
443
00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:52,066
- I'm just stretching it out.
- Working it out.
444
00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:53,960
- Cool, cool, cool.
- Sciatic nerve, you know?
445
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,852
Well, do you need a lift
or something, Chief?
446
00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:57,048
No, no, no, why would I need a lift?
447
00:17:57,072 --> 00:17:59,211
You know,
y-you got the sciatic nerve thing.
448
00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:00,923
No, no, I'm fine, I'm good.
I'll stretch it out
449
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,157
then I'll drive the old truck back.
450
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,570
Oh, man, look at that truck.
How cool is that truck?
451
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:06,797
- It is really cool.
- Still getting 80 MPG?
452
00:18:06,822 --> 00:18:08,508
Sure, yeah. At least.
453
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,516
- How lucky you are.
- Great, great, great.
454
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:11,766
But you don't want a lift now?
455
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,727
Uh, I just said I didn't want a lift.
456
00:18:13,752 --> 00:18:14,920
So I don't want a lift.
457
00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:16,563
Far be it from us to be courteous.
458
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:18,457
- Yeah.
- Am I right?
459
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:19,642
I'll meet you back at the station.
460
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,790
- Okay, cool. We'll see you back there.
- See you there.
461
00:18:21,814 --> 00:18:22,891
- Okay.
- Bye, Chief.
462
00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:25,252
Okay. Leg cramp.
463
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,102
Look at him back there.
464
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:30,406
- He looks like a lost child.
- Man, I feel terrible.
465
00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:33,461
Following a guy till he runs out
of gas like that?
466
00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:36,500
Dude, we just made a grown
man lie about his gas mileage.
467
00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:38,477
We screwed him to the tune of 70K.
468
00:18:38,502 --> 00:18:41,156
Yeah, but when you saw
him actually run out of gas,
469
00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:43,539
how did it feel? Be honest.
470
00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,055
- Kinda good.
- Yeah.
471
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,734
Yeah, yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.
472
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,031
Cherish that, **.
Doesn't come along very often.
473
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,703
Anti-fisting PSA, take one.
474
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,315
He got the whole fist in his mouth!
475
00:19:12,603 --> 00:19:14,328
Should we call 911?
476
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,547
He's got his...
477
00:19:16,595 --> 00:19:18,172
No, no, no, get it out!
478
00:19:18,197 --> 00:19:20,781
Get it out, get it out!
We're gonna take him to the ER!
479
00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:22,241
We're gonna go...
480
00:19:22,273 --> 00:19:24,383
- Ooga-booga-booga!
- You guys wanna play Horse?
481
00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:26,203
Actually, when we play here,
we drop the R.
482
00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:28,063
Yeah, in the fire station we play Hose.
483
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,664
- Yup.
- Oh, that tracks.
484
00:19:30,287 --> 00:19:33,344
Well, well, well,
if it isn't the guy who put his
485
00:19:33,369 --> 00:19:35,477
metaphorical foot in his mouth.
486
00:19:35,502 --> 00:19:37,227
Yeah, and his fist in his real mouth.
487
00:19:38,298 --> 00:19:39,859
Why should we?
488
00:19:39,884 --> 00:19:42,153
You called us losers.
489
00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,031
Man.
490
00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:46,378
All right, should we do
the 3-2-1 pull method?
491
00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:48,157
- Yeah.
- Sure.
492
00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:51,680
Three, two, one. Pull!
493
00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:55,751
Holy shit.
494
00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:58,313
Ow!
495
00:19:58,338 --> 00:19:59,858
You got something you wanna say to us?
496
00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:03,071
You guys, I'm really sorry.
497
00:20:03,096 --> 00:20:05,432
There are no excuses for my actions.
498
00:20:05,457 --> 00:20:08,868
It's okay, buddy.
We all make mistakes sometimes.
499
00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:12,665
I promise I will never forget
to change the batteries
500
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:15,794
on the carbon monoxide detector again.
501
00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:17,253
Good call.
502
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:19,782
Because carbon monoxide
is silent but deadly.
503
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,219
- Like farts.
- And cut!
504
00:20:22,244 --> 00:20:24,040
- I think we got it, you guys.
- Hoo!
505
00:20:24,065 --> 00:20:25,313
That was awesome.
506
00:20:25,338 --> 00:20:26,767
- So we're square?
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
507
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,602
Granny, you still owe us a real apology.
508
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,290
- The PSA didn't count?
- Nope.
509
00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:32,657
- But I really meant it.
- You can always roll your hand
510
00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:34,665
back into a fist and stick
it back in your mouth.
511
00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:37,118
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, all right?
512
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:40,494
I went too far. We're friends.
513
00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,212
I was wrong.
514
00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:43,673
You're forgiven.
515
00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:46,040
- Friends.
- Of course we're friends.
516
00:20:48,024 --> 00:20:49,344
Buddy.
517
00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:51,774
Oh, uh, Delilah. Let me help with that.
518
00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:53,134
Uh, no, it's okay.
519
00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,094
It's just C-Team's laundry from home.
520
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,470
Hey, I wanted to show you something.
521
00:20:56,494 --> 00:20:58,611
I've been feeling really bad
about the way the C-Team's been
522
00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:00,813
treating you, so I got
a little something as, like,
523
00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:03,219
a show of solidarity. Check it out.
524
00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:05,430
Isn't it so bad?
525
00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:07,673
Oh, my God. You did that for me?
526
00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:10,235
Yeah, so now you're not
the only one in the station
527
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,529
- with a stupid tattoo.
- Except...
528
00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:20,227
Oh, shit!
529
00:21:20,252 --> 00:21:24,055
- Oh, no, it rubbed right off!
- It's temporary?
530
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,727
Yeah, dude.
531
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,805
Now you're the only one
with that stupid-ass tattoo.
532
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,892
Lucy, I've known you were the
one who had me transferred
533
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,579
this whole time.
534
00:21:32,604 --> 00:21:36,282
You uprooted me from my
home and my perfect job,
535
00:21:36,307 --> 00:21:38,872
and then threw me away
like forgotten leftovers.
536
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,126
But guess what?
537
00:21:40,151 --> 00:21:41,641
I think you're gonna remember me now.
538
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:42,877
'Cause every time you look back
539
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,352
at that stupid-ass unicorn's face,
540
00:21:45,377 --> 00:21:47,681
I hope you'll remember this.
541
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:52,384
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
542
00:21:53,385 --> 00:21:54,641
Yeah, got it!
543
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:56,227
- Bam!
- Oh!
544
00:21:57,836 --> 00:21:59,415
- Bam!
- Dance, dance, go, Delilah!
545
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,634
- Dance off!
- You just got C-Teamed!
546
00:22:04,127 --> 00:22:07,407
Hey, uh, Lucy, your bald spot's showing.
547
00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,063
Yeah.
548
00:22:14,603 --> 00:22:17,618
- Morning. What's up, guys?
- What's going on, Chief?
549
00:22:17,643 --> 00:22:19,282
I took a page out of old Andy's book.
550
00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:20,486
Every day's Earth Day, right guys?
551
00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,064
Since when do you care
about the environment?
552
00:22:22,088 --> 00:22:24,509
I don't hate the environment,
I hate animals, big difference.
553
00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:26,391
- So this is your new car?
- Yeah.
554
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,344
Jesus took mercy on me
and took the truck back.
555
00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:30,040
So I got this baby. Huh?
556
00:22:30,065 --> 00:22:32,454
- Chief, you hate small cars.
- Well, this one's great.
557
00:22:32,479 --> 00:22:34,305
Look, I can almost stretch
my neck out in it.
558
00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:36,001
You got a neck?
559
00:22:36,026 --> 00:22:37,501
- That's funny.
- Oh, hey.
560
00:22:37,526 --> 00:22:39,853
Everybody's PSAs are finished.
You wanna go inside and watch?
561
00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:41,290
- Yes.
- Awesome.
562
00:22:41,315 --> 00:22:45,126
Awesome. Let me just, uh, get my, uh...
563
00:22:46,913 --> 00:22:48,594
- A little help, guys?
- You can't get out?
564
00:22:49,095 --> 00:22:50,391
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
565
00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:51,814
- That's cool.
- Yeah, it's tight squeeze.
566
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,564
The seat... the seat things...
I don't... I don't know.
567
00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:54,923
All right, three, two, one.
568
00:23:00,499 --> 00:23:03,501
All right. And now, the world premiere
569
00:23:03,526 --> 00:23:06,313
of the PS-A-Team.
570
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,321
I'm so nervous, though.
571
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:16,993
Uh, honey, are... are you going
to wear your seatbelt?
572
00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:20,899
Hell, no. Seatbelts are uncool.
573
00:23:22,784 --> 00:23:25,486
What's uncool is not wear...
Wearing your seatbelt.
574
00:23:26,276 --> 00:23:28,016
Oh, don't forget your little one.
575
00:23:31,323 --> 00:23:32,782
Ooh.
576
00:23:34,324 --> 00:23:37,329
Baby buckled now.
577
00:23:37,354 --> 00:23:40,257
Buckle up. It saves lives.
578
00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:47,360
- Well, that sucked.
- Yeah.
579
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,743
- Yup.
- Yeah.
580
00:23:48,768 --> 00:23:50,579
That was way weirder than I thought.
581
00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:51,907
Let's compare to the CTeam.
582
00:23:57,756 --> 00:23:59,792
The summer's heating up, and so am I.
583
00:23:59,817 --> 00:24:02,319
This Fourth of July protect
yourself by wearing plenty
584
00:24:02,344 --> 00:24:04,680
of sunscreen with SPF 30 or higher.
585
00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:06,507
And have a friend help you with those
586
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,399
tough-to-reach areas.
587
00:24:09,009 --> 00:24:10,711
I gotta work out.
588
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,821
From all of us at Tacoma FD,
on July Fourth,
589
00:24:14,846 --> 00:24:17,516
go forth safely, and...
590
00:24:17,677 --> 00:24:19,805
Happy Fourth!
591
00:24:23,775 --> 00:24:26,266
- Is that real whale?
- Let's use theirs.
592
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:27,485
- Yeah, I think.
- Right?
593
00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:28,533
- For sure.
- Yeah, no brainer.
594
00:24:28,557 --> 00:24:30,265
- Yeah.
- Hit it again, Granny.
595
00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:33,690
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