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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,799 You can't die. I love you. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,599 I'll still be here. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,679 Where did you get that? 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:10,759 The guy in the mask. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,760 - Who is he? - He's you. 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,639 ALISHA: So what happens now? 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,199 SIMON: You fall in love with me. 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,799 NATHAN: No more community service. 9 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,039 I thought we'd be, like, all ce le b rating and shit. 10 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,040 All the shit we've been through. We're all here, 11 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,919 we're all alive. 12 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,359 We made it. 13 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,679 I can give you your life back. 14 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,399 There's this guy. He took my power. 15 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,679 You sold your powers? 16 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,519 - Yeah, mate. - We were given them for a reason. 17 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,239 Is there any reason why we have to have the same powers as before? 18 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,199 He said if we've got the money, we can take our pick. 19 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,639 OK, so who's first? 20 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,640 Oh, you're all such pussies! I'll do it. 21 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,080 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 22 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,599 Right, I need to speak to the... 23 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,600 cool, mysterious... 24 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:11,240 ... power guy. Is he... is he in? 25 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,800 RUDY: What are you doing? 26 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,040 Get back in here! 27 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,519 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 28 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,520 - Sorry! - Wanker! 29 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,039 Oh... 30 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,239 What the fuck... 31 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,959 do you think you're doing? 32 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,960 You think you can get rid of me? I'm a part of you. 33 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,159 Cool power guy with the suits, 34 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,159 he could've sorted all this bullshit out, 35 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,119 but, oh no, you had to make a big drama, didn't you? 36 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,639 I'm not gonna let you bury me. I'm staying right here. 37 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,959 Oh, you're such a whiny little bitch! 38 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,879 You hate me, you hate yourself. 39 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,799 No body loves themselves more than I do. 40 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,439 I'd fuck myself in a heartbeat, wouldn't I? 41 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,440 So we're back to the whole, 'I'm gay', thing there, really, aren't we? 42 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,519 What you bringing that up for? I'm not gay. 43 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,199 D'you remember that time in PE, when you were in the showers 44 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,119 and you got turned on watching Richard Saunders soaping his balls? 45 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,839 Oh, it's pathetic! It's sad. 46 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,399 You thought about it when you were screwing the fake vagina 47 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,400 you made out of Mum's rubber gloves. 48 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,279 Ah-ah-ah! 49 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,280 Out of order, out of order. 50 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,519 You trying to fuck me? 51 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,759 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 52 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,039 I am you! 53 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,040 You're nothing to do with me! 54 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,320 Rudy! 55 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,519 (GROANS) 56 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,520 That could've gone horribly wrong, that. 57 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,440 You could have killed us. 58 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,559 Shut up whining. 59 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,560 (GROANS) 60 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,959 Come on. Get in here. 61 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,960 Whoa! 62 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,880 (CRACKS HIS BACK, GROANS) 63 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,040 (# THE RAPTURE: Echoes) 64 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,160 # The city breathing, the people churning 65 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,799 # The conversating 66 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,800 # The price is what?? 67 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,999 # The conversating 68 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,679 # This place is heaven 69 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,039 # And if you see them 70 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,040 # They say what?? # 71 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,440 (WHISTLING) 72 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,680 (GROANS) 73 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,480 Argh! 74 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,719 You're not gonna ask about me li mp? 75 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,439 No. 76 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,440 No, of course not! Cos that would just be doing your job, wouldn't it? 77 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,439 I'm not sure you're cut out to be a probation worker, mate. 78 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,319 - Is that right? - Yeah. 79 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,320 When you're finish ed with the careers advice, 80 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,480 you can piss off and pick up some litter with those other two shitheads. 81 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,199 Right. 82 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,200 Before... all the a ccusations, 83 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,159 recriminations start flying around, 84 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,719 before harmony turns to discord 85 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,720 and everyone starts s h outing and jabbing their fingers at each other, right, 86 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,039 I just want to say for the record, hand on heart, 87 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,040 the other hand on a Bible, 88 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,999 that it wasn't absolutely wasn't me 89 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 who left the big floater in the toilet back there. 90 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,640 These are the designs for an intercontinental ballistic missile. 91 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,279 Yeah, mate. 92 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,119 Check out the propulsion system. 93 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,120 It's liquid nitrogen, it's wicked. 94 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,479 Where did you get them? 95 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,919 I drew 'em. 96 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,319 (LAUGHS) You? 97 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,320 You honestly expect me to believe that? 98 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,999 You think I nicked them? 99 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,079 I fucking drew 'em. They're my designs! 100 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,079 Get her out of here. 101 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,479 Take your hand off me, you prick! 102 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,480 I'm a fucking rocket scientist! 103 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,760 (DOOR SLAMS) 104 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,839 (LIFT DOOR OPENS) 105 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,840 KELLY: These new powers are bullshit. 106 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,639 I thought this power would make me dead clever and everything, 107 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,599 but all I know is how to build and design rockets. 108 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,839 I guess it does 109 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,879 - exactly what it says on the tin. - Except there's no fucking tin 110 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,439 with all the instructions on it. 111 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,519 No-one believes someone like me could be a rocket scientist. 112 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,199 Well, you don't exactly loo k like a rocket scientist. 113 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,439 Maybe I should get some glasses, make me look dead intelligent. 114 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,559 Yeah, that'll do it. 115 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:11,560 Simon? 116 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,080 Hey. 117 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,559 Hurry up and put some clothes on, 118 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,560 I said we'd go for a drink. 119 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,280 (# BLOODRED SHOES: It's Getting Boring By The Sea) 120 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,119 Has anyone heard from Nathan? 121 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,279 He's still in Vegas with Marnie and Nathan Jr. 122 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,319 They want us all to go over for the wedding. 123 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,239 Yeah, I'll go, if that prick pays for my flights and my hotel. 124 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,240 He's going to use his power to cheat money out of the casino. 125 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,679 You don't need to be able to see into the future 126 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,319 to know that that is gonna end badly. 127 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,759 The baby's really cute, though. 128 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,760 I think she's getting all broody, mate. Better knock her up. 129 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,160 Garson! 130 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,319 You talking to me? 131 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,320 I believe so, it's French. 132 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,759 You're not a fan of the French? 133 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,919 No. Fair enough. 134 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,920 I don't like the cunts either. Can I have three pints of lager, please? 135 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,879 What's wrong? 136 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,479 Nothing. 137 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,959 I'm knackered. Can we go? 138 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,839 I'll come with you. 139 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,559 Later. 140 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,719 I'm away for a cigarette. 141 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,319 Good for you. 142 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,320 I just... I just want you to know, right, 143 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,400 out of the two of you, I like you the best. 144 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,999 I mean, she's all right. 145 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,599 She's, like...she's not ugly or anything. 146 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,359 Maybe a six or a seven out of ten. 147 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,719 So what am I? 148 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,439 I would never disrespect you like that, or any other woman, 149 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,119 but if I absolutely had to, 150 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,479 I'd give you a nine. 151 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,879 Mm, so mathematically, 152 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,880 as the two most... attractive members of our little community service gang, 153 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,999 I believe we are genetically predisposed to copulate. 154 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,679 Any reputable scientist would tell you that, love. 155 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,680 Oh. Well, I'm obviously incredibly flattered. 156 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,159 Thank you. 157 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,160 It's just, I don't find you even remotely attractive. 158 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,199 I don't... (CLEARS THROAT) ... believe you. 159 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,199 - Why would I lie? - I don't know, why would you lie? 160 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,439 I'm not. 161 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,959 Not consciously, 162 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,960 just subconsciously, you're fucking crazy about me, aren't you? 163 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 To be continued. 164 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,719 (RUDY GROANS) 165 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,720 Thank you. 166 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,479 She just totally knocked you back. 167 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,519 She's playing hard to get, mate. 168 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,959 She's out of your league, she's laughing her arse off at you. 169 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,960 You...you can't go back in there. 170 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,999 You're gonna have to just... 171 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Oh, climb through the window! Just go. C'mon. 172 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,040 No! Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Why don't I just go home 173 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,079 and spend the rest of the night torturing myself 174 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,359 about things I did when I was, like, 14? 175 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,599 D 'you mean the thing with the neighbour's cat? 176 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,199 No, you... No! 177 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,200 We...we do not talk about that! Right? 178 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,759 Where you going? 179 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,999 Just fuck the fuck off. 180 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,359 Wait for me outside. 181 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,360 You, honestly... You're a miserable prick. 182 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,240 So... 183 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,719 I believe you were just saying how you, er, 184 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,239 wanted to have sex with me? 185 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,240 - What's that all about? - (LAUGHS) 186 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,920 Oh! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 187 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,919 Oh, no, ta. You're all right. 188 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,920 I'm,er... I'm genetically predisposed to get cancer. 189 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,279 I think I'll pass. 190 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,039 If you don't smoke, what you doing out here, then? 191 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,040 I'm sick of all the wankers in there acting like they're having a good time. 192 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,160 So how come you're on community service, what've you done? 193 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,200 Oh, come on, what's your crime? 194 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,480 I was with my boyfriend and we got stopped by the police. 195 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,199 He put the drugs he was carrying in my bag. 196 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,639 I saw him do it, but I didn't have time to do anything. 197 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,999 You're kidding. 198 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 No-one's ever gonna do anything like that to me again. 199 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,720 People will shit over you any chance they get, won't they? 200 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,879 I had you all wrong. 201 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,399 I thought you were a shallow little prick. 202 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,199 No, it's an act, it's a front. 203 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,200 I'm deeply insecure. 204 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,519 Do you wanna... 205 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,039 go somewhere, just us? 206 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,040 N... Er... Let's stay here. Cos we're just getting to know each other, aren't we? 207 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 We'll talk in there. 208 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,759 Hey... 209 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,760 th is was great, wasn't it? 210 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,800 (# PATSY CLINE: Crazy) 211 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,359 # Crazy 212 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,360 # I'm crazy for feeling so lonely 213 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,560 # I'm crazy 214 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,719 # Crazy for feeling... # 215 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,720 (PANTS ANGRILY) 216 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,079 (MUSIC ECHOES) 217 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,039 # I knew 218 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,040 # You'd love me as long as you wanted 219 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,040 # And then someday 220 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,560 # You'd leave me for somebody new 221 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,760 # Worry 222 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,720 # Why do I let myself worry?? 223 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,279 # Wonderin' 224 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,280 # What in the world did I do... # 225 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,600 Urgh... 226 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,319 What happened? 227 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,439 - Ah! - Ahh! 228 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,839 You've...you, you've bottled me! 229 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,840 - What you talking about? - This man just bottled me! 230 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,199 I didn't do anything to you! 231 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,519 Me face! 232 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,520 Am I still... am I still... am I still gorgeous? 233 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,680 His head's all cut up and I'm stand in g there with a broke n bottle in my hand. 234 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,039 I don't remember doing anything. 235 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,079 That is definitely some power shit. 236 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,679 What are we going to do? 237 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,919 We don't have to do anything. 238 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,039 We keep our heads down and stay the fuck out of it. 239 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,359 Cos that always works(!) 240 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,360 This is the kind of shit where we need that guy in the mask. 241 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,599 Look, why do we always have to get involved? 242 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,600 Can't we just do normal stuff that normal people do, like... go for brunch? 243 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,799 What the fuck is brunch? 244 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,800 (# THE VELVET UNDERGROUND: Sunday Morning) 245 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,800 # Sunday morning 246 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,880 # Brings the dawn in 247 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,960 # It's just a restless feeling... # 248 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,679 Would you like a bacon sandwich? 249 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,680 I would like that...very much. 250 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,640 Thank you. 251 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 You've just had unprotected anal sex with that girl. 252 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,759 I most certainly did. And she loved it. 253 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,959 What if she's got HIV? 254 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,839 Cute girls don't get HIV. 255 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,759 You need to take her to the clinic, you need to get her to have some tests, 256 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,239 get her a full work- up. 257 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,679 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 258 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,239 D 'you know how rare it is to find a girl 259 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,240 who genuinely, honest to God, absolutely loves it up the arse? 260 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,279 Urgh. 261 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,399 (SNIFFS) 262 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,679 Can you... can you smell that? That's bacon, 263 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,519 - gently sizzling in the pan there. - Urgh. 264 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,639 You know, life, it doesn't get any better than this for me! 265 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,159 It's about as close to heaven as I'm gonna get. 266 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,160 If you don't get her to have those tests, I will. 267 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,159 Just don't go anywhere near her, d'you hear me? 268 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,639 She doesn't need to see this shit. 269 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,039 No? Well, I think she does. 270 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,399 In fact, I'm gonna go and tell her to stick some more bacon in the pan 271 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,159 cos that's three for breakfast. 272 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,839 Urrrh... 273 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,919 - You have totally crossed the line! - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 274 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,559 Rudy? Are you OK? 275 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,560 Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. I'm just washing shit off me cock. 276 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,079 I'm gonna tell her everything. 277 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,079 (SOFTLY) All your embarrassing little secrets. 278 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,479 Ahh! 279 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,480 - Who are you talking to? - No-one! Meself. 280 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,920 - What are you doing in there? - Nothing! 281 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,519 Rudy! 282 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,520 Just a minute! Just a minute, yeah? 283 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,160 Ah! Fuck! 284 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,400 What happened? 285 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,480 Funny thing. You know how I said I was was hing me cock? 286 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,760 Yeah, I've just slipped on the soap and impaled meself on some scissors! 287 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,519 How mad's that shit? 288 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,520 It actually really fucking hurts, like. 289 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,679 So is this, like, brunch? 290 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,680 Cos it feels like I'm just eating a bacon sandwich. 291 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,360 Oi, that's him. That's the guy that said I bottled him. 292 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,039 - What are you s miling at? - A gentle man never tells. 293 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,879 I've just fucked her up the arse! 294 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,880 Everything you said? It was all bullshit! How could you do that to me? 295 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,680 But... but I didn't do it to you, I did it... I did it to her. 296 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,759 I'm the arse man. Love 'em. King of the world! 297 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,439 (PANTS ANGRILY) 298 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,440 What's she done to him? 299 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,480 (GROANS) 300 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,599 Are you all right? 301 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,239 You're that crazy barman that bottled me, you are. 302 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,919 I didn't bottle you, it must have been her. 303 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,839 Why would she do that? 304 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,840 (PANTS ANGRILY) 305 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,999 (GLASS BREAKS) 306 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 (CAR ALARM WAILS) 307 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,160 - (SIREN WAILS) - Fuck! 308 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,680 Go! 309 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,119 Sorry, I... 310 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,120 ... I thought you were someone else. 311 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,760 Did you see a guy run down here? 312 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,160 I haven't seen anyone. 313 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,640 Sweet. 314 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,839 (RUDY PANTS) 315 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,840 I've got to stop smoking and doing loads of speed, me. 316 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,800 - I thought they had you. - No. I got away. I... 317 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,239 I did my thing. 318 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,359 Ah! 319 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,360 If that's some sort of vague reference to all this ', power', bullshit 320 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,640 then don't worry about it, cos I am cool and the gang with all that. 321 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,040 You're very starey. 322 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,279 Ah, hey! 323 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,879 Whoa, this is cool. 324 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,880 Loving that lift. Look at this lift! 325 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,120 (LAUGHS) Brilliant. 326 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,799 See all this whole... th is turning into a girl thing, 327 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,519 is it born out of some sort of sexual confusion or something? 328 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,520 There ain't no sexual confusion. 329 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,879 If you say so. 330 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,239 They all got their powers before me! That was all they had left. 331 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,240 He's a bit touchy, a in't he? 332 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,279 So this girl he turns into... 333 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,839 would you? 334 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,199 You know. 335 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,759 Would you,er...would you fuck her? 336 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,319 We've never seen her. 337 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,320 Oh. 338 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,679 Oh. 339 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,479 I've always wanted my own vagina. 340 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,480 Not to keep, cos I've heard they require a lot of maintenance. 341 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,800 You know, up keep, like cleaning, polishing, things like that. 342 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,480 Oh, it's... it's you. 343 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,399 Do you two know each other? 344 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,400 Er...we went to the same college. 345 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,920 Um...this has been brilliant... a in't it? 346 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,360 Ah, I really have to go, I've got things... got to do stuff and that. 347 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,600 - KELLY: You all right, mate? - Come on, you... 348 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,759 How does this fucking lift work? 349 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,119 Who has a lift in their flat, man? 350 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,079 Come on! Piece of shit! 351 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,080 Fuck! 352 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,720 (GROANS) Nice one. 353 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,799 (RUDY GROANS) 354 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,479 Why's he here? 355 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,439 What's going on? 356 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,279 We were brunching. 357 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,280 And then it just kicked off. 358 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,040 It's her. 359 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,879 Look at it. 360 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,880 Look at it! 361 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,080 What are we gonna do? 362 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,360 Every power known to man kind seems to be floating out there somewhere. 363 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,079 Someone must have it! 364 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,080 I don't care how long it takes, you keep looking until you find it. 365 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,120 (TAP ON DOOR) 366 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,479 And what can I do for you? 367 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,999 There's this girl on the estate, yeah? 368 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,159 She used a power to make it look like me and my mates trashed a car, 369 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,239 the police are after us. 370 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,999 And you're telling me because...? 371 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000 I thought you could do something about it, take her power or something. 372 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,359 Oh, right, did you? 373 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,199 Right, well, I'll just find my ca pe and tights and get on it. 374 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,519 You think this is funny, don't you? Do you see me laughing? 375 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,159 I don't think I've ever seen you smile. 376 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,599 Cos you always sit there with a massive shit-eating grin on your face. 377 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,600 Mr Fucking Happy! 378 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,120 Look, are you gonna do something about this girl or not? 379 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,639 I... really don't see that happening. 380 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,039 You don't give a shit about anyone, do you? 381 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,040 I give a shit about me. 382 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,679 And just so you know, this new power. 383 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,879 It's rubbish. 384 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,399 But you're a rocket scientist. 385 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,400 Yeah, and you're a dick! 386 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,280 Come by any time. 387 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,519 (DOOR SHUTS) 388 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,520 (TONY WHISTLES) 389 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,920 The little bastards. 390 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,320 Which one of you fuckers took the dog? 391 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,039 What dog? Was there even a dog? 392 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,359 The charity box, for the blind? 393 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,360 The Labrador, retriever, whatever the fuck it was. Who nicked it? 394 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,079 What? I don't know nothing about no dog, man. 395 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,080 Was there...was there a dog? Where is there... a dog? 396 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,600 Who took it? 397 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,719 Right... 398 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,720 I really hate to be a grass... 399 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,159 ... but I did see that strangely intense girl 400 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,959 with slightly in adequate breasts, she was carrying something heavy 401 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,559 and dog-shaped over to her locker before... 402 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,719 Which one? 403 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,720 It's number 43. 404 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,160 Ow. 405 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,399 Hey. 406 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,400 Come here. Mm, come here. 407 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,080 The probation worker's looking for you. 408 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,879 And why's that? 409 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,079 Because he seems to be under the impression 410 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,359 that you've stolen a dog-shaped charity box, 411 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,959 on account of him having found it in your locker. 412 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,359 Mm! 413 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,360 You fuck with me and I'll fuck you right back wi' a cherry on top. 414 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,319 You have no idea what I can do to you. 415 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,320 You think you can use your little power to fi... 416 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,959 ... ix this. 417 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,960 But you're too late, because he's already reported you. 418 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,320 And the cops are already coming. (CHUCKLES) 419 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,079 You're going down, sweet child. Don't mess with the ass man! 420 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,959 (PANTS ANGRILY) 421 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,960 You! 422 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,400 Office. Now. 423 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,599 Control, this is Charlie-echo-two-three. 424 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,600 We've got the suspect, heading back to the station. 15 minutes ETA. 425 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000 RADIO: Charlie-echo-two-three, 15 minutes ETA. Please confirm. 426 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,559 (PANTS ANGRILY) 427 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,119 Yeah, I can confirm... 428 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:54,120 Charlie-echo-two-three, can you confirm?? 429 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,680 Charlie-echo-two-three, repeat, come in. 430 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,480 Come in. 431 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,599 You...you have to let Alisha know what she did to you. 432 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,600 You're just... You're never gonna get over it, you have to confront her. 433 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Why d'you have to dig this shit up? It's old news. I'm... I'm over it! 434 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,639 You think about her all the time. 435 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,640 No, you think about her. 436 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,399 It's the same thing. 437 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,400 D 'you know what? I think about loads of things. 438 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,439 I think about shagging supermodels. 439 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,199 I think about shagging normal models. 440 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,200 I think about how sad it is that all the polar bears, they're drowning 441 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,479 because all the ice is melting. 442 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,359 Doesn't mean I have to do anything about it, though. 443 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,879 Mm? 444 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,919 Now, c' mon. Get in here. 445 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,920 We've got beers to drink and anuses to violate. 446 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Oh... 447 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,039 Is he fingering her? 448 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,039 I think he might be. 449 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,040 I'll get 'em in, hm? 450 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,040 That's some thirsty work, that. 451 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,840 Sa me again, please. 452 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,399 So you're with Alisha, aren't you? 453 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,919 That's great, man. 454 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,920 I'm with that beautiful, innocent- looking girl down there. 455 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,240 Yeah. She absolutely loves it up the arse! 456 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,279 I know! I know, we're all just pussying around, aren't we? 457 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,719 'Should I slip it up there?', 458 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,720 'No, you can't. That's where she makes toilet.', Turns out... 459 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,679 Come here. Turns out... 460 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,079 it's also the way to a woman's heart. 461 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,679 You stick anything up my arse and I will break your face. 462 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,680 It's just the posh ones. It's just the posh ones. Listen... 463 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,239 just so you know, 464 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,079 you don't have to worry about that girl who screwed with us, 465 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,080 cos your Uncle Rudy's all over that shit like a motherfucker-r-r-r-r! 466 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,479 Oh! 467 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,239 Argh! 468 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,519 Rudy? 469 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,039 Is he having a fit or something? 470 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,399 I'm fine. Nothing to see here. 471 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,159 Oh... Hurgh! 472 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,519 (SHE GASPS) 473 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,519 (RUDY GROANS) 474 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,520 Right, just so you know, this doesn't change how I feel about you, 475 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,079 or the thing with the thing... 476 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,999 Um, what the fuck is going on? 477 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,639 I can't believe there's two of you! 478 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,239 It's like he came out of inside of you! 479 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,279 What? 480 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,519 You know what you did. 481 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,399 What did she do? 482 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,359 Let's just go. Come on! Let's go. Wagons roll! 483 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,439 We had sex together. 484 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,239 You had sex with her? 485 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,240 Not...! Not recently. I don't even remember it. So many fannies, right? 486 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,879 Bigones. Small ones. Hairy ones. 487 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,880 Floppy, great, big, flappy fannies... (BARKS LIKE A SEAL) 488 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,159 We were at a party. 489 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,799 I'd fancied you for two years. 490 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,800 She took my virginity. It was the happiest moment of my life. 491 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,840 For me, it was getting a hand job on the Vortex at Thorpe Park. 492 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,279 Can we just go? 493 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,039 I told all my friends I was seeing you, you know. 494 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,040 Then the next day, you looked right through me. 495 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,280 I loved you, and you wouldn't even look at me. 496 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,239 This is piss under the bridge. 497 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,319 I had to watch you going with all them other boys. 498 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,599 Why are you doing this? 499 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,439 It's drugs. WHISPERS: He's on drugs. 500 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,440 Do you know what they used to call you? 501 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,159 The Co...The Cock Monster. 502 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,879 Just leave it, yeah? Just fuck off. 503 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,159 Why did they call you The Cock Monster? 504 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,439 You have to ask? 505 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,759 - I tried to kill myself! - Oi! 506 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,079 You shut your fucking mouth! 507 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,639 I wanted to die because of you. 508 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,999 Ohh... 509 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000 It's not my fault you're so messed up that you tried to kill yourself. 510 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,280 Fuck you and your sad little fantasies! This is bullshit! 511 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,680 You're denying it happened, you're doing it again. 512 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,960 Last orders. 513 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,960 (SIGHS) 514 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,640 I'm not that person anymore. 515 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,079 I know. 516 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,959 I never wanted you to hear those things about me. 517 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,039 It doesn't matter. 518 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,639 What, it doesn't matter that your girlfriend 519 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,640 used to be called The Cock Monster? 520 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,560 We've all got a past. I've got...two pasts. 521 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,600 All that matters is us, here, now. 522 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,840 Do you know what they used to call me at school? 523 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,520 The Pussy Meister. 524 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,399 Shut up! 525 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,400 I was getting so much pussy, I didn't know what to do with it, just... 526 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,720 loads of pussy, everywhere... 527 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,240 Will you please stop saying' pussy,? 528 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,640 (QUIET MURMUR OF TV) 529 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,920 (SIGHS) 530 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,519 How've you got in here? 531 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,959 Broke a window. 532 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,960 (TUTS) 533 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,800 D 'you know, this isn't working out for either of us. 534 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,680 I think we should stay split. 535 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,439 Per... permanently? 536 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,679 Why not? You've had your moment in the sun. 537 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,680 You've got it all off your chest. Consider me humiliated. 538 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,760 You're your own man now. We can go our separate ways, separate lives. 539 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,680 We don't have to see each other ever again. 540 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,720 What d'you say? 541 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,559 Maybe you could move to Wales, 542 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,799 I've no fucking intention of going there! 543 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,479 So you can walk around like you're happy all the time? 544 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,839 It works for me. 545 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,840 I don't need you turning up everytime I feel down, 546 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,239 reminding me of everything that makes me feel shit about meself. 547 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,319 Yeah, but it's a part of who you are. 548 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,320 No. It's a part of who you are. Mate, all this fighting, arguing, 549 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,960 no body wants to get stabbed in the shoulder with a pair of scissors. 550 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,280 It's not cool, and it hurts. 551 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,240 C'mon, man, let's just stay split. 552 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,839 I'm gonna take your moody silence as a 'yes'. 553 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,840 Try not to break another window on your way out. 554 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,519 Jesus! 555 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,520 I thought you were at the police station. 556 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,120 The police are gonna have a lot more important things to do than look for me. 557 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,280 (PANTS ANGRILY) 558 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,320 (BANGING) 559 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,880 Oh, Jesus. 560 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,840 It wasn't me. 561 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,719 What did you do? 562 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,720 I didn't do anything. 563 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,560 (PANTS ANGRILY) 564 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,479 Oh! 565 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,480 - Jesus! - Shit! 566 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,959 Well, this isn't good, is it? 567 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,279 Why's she doing this? 568 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,559 I honestly have no idea. 569 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,879 - I'll find out where she is. - Oh, brilliant(!) 570 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,719 We'll just untie your hands, slip the noose from around your neck 571 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:51,799 and away you go. 572 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,800 No, my power! I can put myself in other people's shoes. 573 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,359 See what they see through their eyes. 574 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,759 Do you have to be wearing their shoes? 575 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,760 No, no. That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? 576 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,280 - She's writing our suicide notes! - Fuck... 577 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,199 No, you don't have to do this! 578 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,200 Yeah, well, someone's gonna get blamed for stab bing Charlie and, er... 579 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,959 Well, it's not gonna be me. 580 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,960 Well, what if we promise not to tell anyone? 581 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,999 But... if this is suicide... 582 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000 how d'you explain our hands being tied behind our backs? 583 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,639 I'll untie them when you're dead. 584 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,399 Hm. I'm glad you've thought of everything. 585 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,400 Or should I say, nearly everything? 586 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,319 No, you're bluffing. 587 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,479 - Am I? - Yeah! 588 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,480 I really wouldn't do that if I were you. I mean, it's up to you. 589 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,599 Oh, the irony. 590 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,439 You're gonna kick yourself. 591 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,399 - What the fuck are you talking about? - It's hilarious. It's... it's too funny. 592 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,559 What is it? 593 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,560 - Tell me! - All right. It's this... 594 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,359 Rudy! 595 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,559 Wrap your legs round me. 596 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,759 Look, I'll take your weight! Wrap your legs around me! Come on! 597 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,760 I didn't mean to kill her! 598 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,080 - You can't hold us. - Just hold on. 599 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,439 No point in us both dying. 600 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,719 Just hold on! 601 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,199 You broke my heart. 602 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,759 I know. 603 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,679 I lied. 604 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,079 I do remember you. 605 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,159 I was a bitch. 606 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,160 I didn't care who I hurt, but I've changed. I'm not that person anymore! 607 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,160 I hate myself for what I did to you. 608 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,639 I'm sorry. 609 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,599 That's good enough. 610 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,479 No! Rudy! 611 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,439 Rudy! Help! 612 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,440 So me body help us! Please, some body help! 613 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,840 (SCREAMS FADE) 614 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,840 I thought you'd gone to Wales. 615 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,720 I've... I've got to tell you, guys, I am... I am kind of freaking out here, 616 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,399 all this killing and burying and dying. 617 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,279 I'm just... I'm outside of me comfort zone. 618 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,280 If it makes you feel any better, we've done a couple of people too. 619 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,959 Shit just happened. 620 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,960 You bury 'em, you just get on with your life. 621 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,680 I just... keep seeing this image of her cute little face, 622 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,800 she's biting down on the mattress, there. 623 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,520 She absolutely loved it up the arse. 624 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,520 God rest her beautiful soul. 625 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,720 Amen. 626 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,600 Well, that could've gone a lot worse, you know? 627 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,039 For me. 628 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,040 New day tomorrow, who knows what it holds for all of us. 629 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,759 (SIREN WAILS) 630 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,799 Shit! 631 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,039 - It's all right, just stay cool. - Right, 632 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,599 don't get upset or anything, but this isn't exactly my car. 633 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,600 - Whose car is it? - Nicked it off a man with a perm. 634 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,799 A man with a perm, what's that about?! 635 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,439 We can't get caught in no nicked car - we're all on probation. 636 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,440 Ah, you'll be all right. Maybe they'll let you off with a warning, love. 637 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,840 Honestly, guys, I just... I thought they'd let you off wi' a warning. 638 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800 (SLOW HAND CLAP) 639 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:29,240 That didn't take you long, did it? Congratulations. 640 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,639 You haven't changed. 641 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,519 That's where you're wrong. 642 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,159 Yeah, cos I've found a new dedication, 643 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,160 ensuring your complete and total rehabilitation. 644 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:46,240 I'll get started right after I've watched Homes Under The Hammer. 645 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,440 Ooh! Can... can we watch that with you? 646 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,520 You lot can piss off and do some work. 647 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,479 Chop, chop. 648 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,480 (# THE SONICS: Have Love, Will Travel) 649 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,639 # Whoa! 650 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,319 # Have love 651 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,320 # Oh, baby, will travel 652 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,639 # Uh-huh, huh 653 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,640 # Have love 654 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,720 # Oh, babe, I will travel 655 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,039 # I said, if you need lovin' 656 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,040 # Ah, mm-mmm, I'll travel 657 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,199 # Yeah 658 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,200 # I travel from Maine to Mexico... # 659 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,799 What you doing? 660 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,679 - Designing a new propulsion system. - Why? 661 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,680 Because I'm a fucking rocket scientist. 662 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,880 Ah! Are we doing catch phrases? 663 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,879 Maybe we could all have one. Mine could be, 664 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,559 'Now you see me... 665 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,560 - 'Now you see two of me', - Why do we need catch phrases? 666 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,840 You know, for when shit goes down, man. 667 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,760 Oh, c'mon, d'you really think we're just gonna spend the next seven weeks 668 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,679 ambling about, picking up litter? 669 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,679 He's got a point. 670 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,479 Yeah, well, maybe it'll be different this time. 671 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,039 Maybe there won't be any shit going down. 672 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,040 Oh, trust me, there'll be shit. 673 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,920 It's in the air. 674 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,120 I can smell it. 675 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,799 ALISHA: So do you want to tell me what's going on?? 676 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,519 Why are we following him? Oh, my God. 677 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,879 You fancy him, don't you? 678 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,079 You're Curtis Donovan, aren't you? 679 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,199 So what is there to do round here? 680 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,479 Have you just had a shag? 681 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,679 Something like that. 682 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,479 Who's the lucky girl? 683 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,879 CURTIS: You don't know her. 684 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,839 It was some of the worst sex I have ever had. 685 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,839 When we were together, was I... 686 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,319 - What? - Was I shit? 687 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,879 What are you doing? That's Curtis's locker. 688 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,999 It's me, Curtis. 689 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:51,999 It's me, Curtis50510

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