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ANNOUNCER:
Welcome back to
''Cash-tastrophe, ''
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the game where you win money or
get killed with cash.
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lf your celebrity-helper pal,
Pickles,
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can answer this final
question correctly,
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you will see $1 million dropped
from our rafters,
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and it will all be yours.
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However, if you answer wrong,
you know -- killed with cash.
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PlCKLES:
l'm really a little nervous.
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but, you know, my P.R. lady
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says l should be doing this kind
of stuff.
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but, you know, whatever.
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So, for $1 million --
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What is this show?
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S-so, for $1 million or death,
here's your question.
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Ooh, that's a tough question.
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Ah, l thinks it's the suns!
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lt's a stupid question!
lt could be anything!
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Ah, Pickle don't look good.
Pickle looks scared.
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He's fine.
This is outstanding exposure.
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Who the hell is this lady?
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Oh, that's Pickle new
P.R. lady.
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She's not a groupie?
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- No.
- Never mind, then.
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Okay, Pickles, time's up.
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What's your answer?
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Pickles:
Man, l got to say
that's a hard question,
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but here's the answer --
the Earth.
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The Earth is no longer
considered a planet.
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Am l --
am l right?
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No, l'm sorry.
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Your celebrity-helper pal didn't
help you.
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The correct answer is Pluto.
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Pluto? Really?
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Prepared to be killed
with cash.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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No, no!
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Aaaaah!
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[ whirring ]
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This is great exposure.
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♪ Do anything for Dethklok ♪
♪ Do anything for Dethklok ♪
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♪ Do anything for Dethklok ♪
♪ Do anything for Dethklok ♪
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♪ Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! ♪
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This is
Liz bane...
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Alias Liz blackfin.
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Alias Liz Deatheyes.
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...religious
radical from the '70s.
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She's credited with starting
dozens of cults.
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CROZlER:
Her biggest cult was
the Order of the Dybbuks.
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They believed they would achieve
immortality
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by taking over the
bodies of French people.
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ln 1973, 28 Dybbuks walk into a
crowded Parisian cafe
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on the Champs-Elysees.
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They pull out ceremonial daggers
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and massacred
a hundred French citizens.
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lt was a bloodbath.
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Yes, and somehow Miss bane
was cleared of all charges.
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Then a few years ago,
she started a public-relations firm
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called the Exodus P.R. Firm.
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bane is concocting something
beyond public relations.
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We want our own P.R.
person like Pickles has.
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but l am a P.R. Person.
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but we want a
real P.R. person.
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l am a real P.R. person.
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No, we wants a
real P.R. person.
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l am a real P.R. person.
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but we wants a lady!
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l -- fine.
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And look who's here.
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lt's the guy who's everywhere now --
Dethklok's drummer, Pickles,
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along with his publicist,
Liz bane.
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Your face is everywhere
these days.
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People are calling you the most
popular member of Dethklok.
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How does that make you feel?
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Yeah, two words --
drunk and horny.
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Pickles is out there having the
time of his life.
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- He's everywhere.
- l know, l know.
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They say there's no such thing
as bad publicity,
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but l happen to think you can do
yourself a disservice.
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PlCKLES:
And the winner goes
to ''Cinnamon buns,''
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starring Pickles,
the drummer --
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directed by Vodka and
beer...and...
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[ screaming ]
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[ audience gasps ]
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[ gunfire ]
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[ explosions ]
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Why don't we just
start our own P.R.?
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Ja, all's it is is
telling somebody something,
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and that's what
l does right now.
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Yeah, then we should do it --
the three of us, right?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Hey, how comes you
don't ask me?
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The three?
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lt's like the four of us.
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You're all the way
over there.
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You --
we couldn't even see you.
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l just heards everything,
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and l just wants to
be a parts of it, too!
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Toki, you'res too lates.
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That's what you get for trying
to play video games.
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l stands right here,
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and you just excludes me on
purpose.
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You know it.
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That's bad P.R.
right there.
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Now, we all know Dethklok's
music,
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but we usually don't see
you guys unless
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you're releasing a CD
or you're on tour.
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Why the sudden change?
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Well, l think, you know,
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that some people think
that you can't be doing things
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like that because, it's like,
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''ohh, you're gonna say something
that -- you douche bag!''
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Let me ask you, what does the
most successful drummer
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in history do to relax?
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[ mumbling ]
That's a good question.
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Well, you know,
sometimes l go s-sit down.
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Sometimes l-l sit --
l lay down.
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Sometimes l close my eyes.
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Sometimes l get a book,
you know?
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A-and sometimes
l look at a TV screen.
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So, that was okay --
l mean -- right?
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Okay?
[ laughs ]
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lt was great.
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Well, l thought you might
be mad because,
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you know, l-l
could tell a couple of times
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l might have been slurring just
a little bit
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'cause l had a drink
beforehand.
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You've been behind that drum
kit for way too long, Pickles.
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This is your time.
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lt's time for Pickles.
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Now, publicity is
all about being seen.
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Okay, okay, that's a
good point because
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what l was gonna say is
publicity
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is all about being seen.
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l thought l was
running this meeting!
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You just repeated!
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Oh, l'm sorry.
You're right -- please.
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We need to get our faces out to
where everybody can see us.
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Likes Pickle on TV.
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Exactly,
but everybody goes on TV.
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Yeah, everyone goes on TV.
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Everyone does.
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Yeah, that's my point.
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Everybody goes on TV!
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Everyone's already on there.
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Why would you want to do that?
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Yes, okay.
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Go the other way.
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[ groans ]
Yes, we need to go where --
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Where nobody's gone yet.
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TOKl:
Oh, radios!
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Toki, get out of here!
You're not in the P.R. Club.
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lt's the stupidest P.R. Club!
lt doesn't work!
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Can you just --
l'm running this meeting!
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We need to get seen somewhere
that's not on TV.
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[bleep]
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Pickles the drummer's now the
most in-demand celebrity alive,
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and that's an amazing
feat for Pickles,
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but almost a bigger
feat for the Exodus P.R. Firm --
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now the world's largest.
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The remaining members of
Dethklok
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are getting in on this action,
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starting their own
brutal P.R. Firm.
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Hey, good luck, boys.
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That's the Dethklok minute.
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Now, store openings are always
good exposure --
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lots of press.
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Oh, l'm gonna gets me a
juice with carrots and grapes.
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Ohh, Toki.
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Are we supposed to send this press
releases to the press?
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l mean, l think that's why they
call it a press release.
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Am l right?
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[ laughs ]
You mean you don't know?
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No, l don't.
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You really don't know?
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Holy shit!
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You're Nathan Explosion!
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beat it, kid.
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He's not who you think
l'm saying he isn't.
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lt's not him, okay?
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but l thought we were
supposed to have exposure.
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Look, if word gets
out that we're here,
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the press
will be all over us,
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and that'll just defeat
our purpose.
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Guys, l gots an ideas.
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We should promote
somewhere's else
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where likes where no one
else promoteds before!
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[ snap! ]
Aah!
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[ wind howling ]
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l've, uh, been looking over your
purchases
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since you started
doing your own publicity.
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You've spent $17 million.
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So?
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l'm just saying l don't think
it's the best use of your money.
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lt hasn't increased sales whatsoever.
Nice work, guys.
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What are we doing wrong?
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l mean, look,
Pickles is everywhere.
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What's he got that
we ain'ts got?
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Looks at this.
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MURDERFACE:
Pickles can't bake.
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Have you ever had his
chocolate-coconut macaroons?
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, look, that's Pickles,
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just likes on the
magazine!
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Hey, Pickles.
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Yeah, you's the
drummer, right?
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Look, my hair's
standing up on end.
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Yeah, he's shorter than l
thought --
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wait a minute!
l already know you.
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l got us a gig.
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lt's, uh, you know,
a favor for my publicist.
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What do you think?
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Oh, yeah, we'll do it.
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- You bet!
- Oh, thanks, guys.
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Uh, l'll see ya --
cool.
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LlZ:
lt's been so busy lately, Pickles.
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We haven't had a chance to
really talk.
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Oh, hey, l got you a gift.
lt's a calendar.
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You know, it's that guy who gets
those gray dogs
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and dresses them up in clothes,
you know, humiliates them.
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That's very sweet, Pickles,
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however, l no longer have any
use for Earth calendars.
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but never mind that.
Thank you.
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Earth calendars?
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l have a little something for
you, too.
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You were a great find.
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because of your popularity,
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we've recruited a lot of members --
l mean clients.
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Okay, then.
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l'm gonna get going.
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l'll see you tonight
at the show.
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Yes, tonight.
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Don't be late.
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Pickles.
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Yeah?
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l'll see you tonight.
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Oka-a-y.
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Goodbye.
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SKWlSGAAR:
What do they gots there,
grapes drink?
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Yeah, they're drinking some
[bleep] grape drink.
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lt's awesome.
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That's pretty fancy grape drink.
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How come they gets
to have grapes drink?
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How come we can't
have any [bleep] grape drink?
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That's [bleep] not [bleep] fair.
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Pickles, you're late.
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- We have to hurry.
- Okay.
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- Time is running out!
- Okay.
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- This is our destiny!
- Okay.
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Hey, let's just play
this show and get out of here.
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We got any songs with
''destiny'' in the title?
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Um, no, but l could
stick it in.
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lt's doesn't matter.
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No one can understand what
l'm saying, anyway.
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[ metal music plays ]
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♪ Racing through time ♪
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♪ Souls pray, lead blind
interstellar mutilation ♪
258
00:09:53,473 --> 00:09:54,531
♪ Comets speed forth ♪
259
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♪ bring death for earth time ♪
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♪ For your next destination ♪
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♪ Galactic death hunts ♪
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♪ Flies ♪
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♪ Pushes through time/space
dimensions ♪
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♪ lt's seeking blood ♪
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♪ Flesh, souls, as slaves ♪
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♪ To take into hell ♪
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♪ ln outer space ♪
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♪ Your time is coming tonight ♪
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00:10:19,933 --> 00:10:22,333
♪ You'll be killed at
the speed of light ♪
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♪ Destiny you can't fight ♪
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♪ Crushed by comets
transmogrified ♪
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♪ Death will bring
you new life ♪
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♪ A slave forever
on a planet of death ♪
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♪ A thousand years since
the comet took flight ♪
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♪ Your destiny is pain forever ♪
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[ gurgling ]
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[ gurgling ]
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[ gurgling ]
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Holy [bleep].
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Oh, boy.
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What a great Dethklok minute.
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Hey -- aaah!
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