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You don't
want to do this.
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Because these hands...
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...they don't miss.
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Like, literally,
they don't miss. They're huge.
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I'm warning you. Okay, bud?
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I'm not afraid of any--
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...monster!
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Wait a minute.
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It's not a monster.
It's a dummy.
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Guess that
makes you the dummy.
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Alex! Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.
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Bro, why are
your hands so big?
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Can you just turn them
back to normal?
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But then I won't be able
to make fun of you.
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Who am I kidding? It's me.
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I'll think of something.
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Ah!
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"Even though
they're small and tacky,
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give him back
his hands and khakis."
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What--
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Oh...
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I don't want to be that guy.
But they're not khakis.
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They're chinos.
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Worked, didn't it?
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So...
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How did I get here?
Where is here? How do we get out of here?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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And I was hoping
you would know.
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes because... ♪
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♪ Everything is
not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Silas? Where's Justin?
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Why did you
make him disappear?
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I didn't do that.
You can't use magic in here.
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And what-what is this?
Your first time in Wizcatraz?
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Yes.
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Oh, well...
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Good on you.
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So how do we get out of here?
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You got me thrown in here in
the first place. I'm not gonna help you.
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I think you are.
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Damien Penwulf!
I can't believe it.
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You, like,
inspired me to be evil.
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Whoa!
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You were really that bad?
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Well, this was
a long time ago, okay? I've changed.
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I-I... No, you're a legend.
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You sent fire locusts
to the Tribunal.
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You stole Merlin's wand
from the Wizonian,
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and you streaked naked down--
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Oh, can we please not do this
in front of the kid?
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Don't need to hear the streaking story,
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but I am very interested
in everything else.
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You let me out of this cell, and I promise
I will help you escape Wizcatraz.
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Come on, Silas.
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Yes!
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All right. Let's do this.
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Let's make some memories.
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I've never had a fan before,
I don't think I like it.
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Unfortunately,
he's our only way out of here.
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I still can't believe Damien
locked himself in Wizcatraz
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to hide from his dad.
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I always assumed
he'd wind up there for something fun.
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Like that time
we streaked naked, and--
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Yeah, I'm good
not hearing that.
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There, that should get us
through the night.
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Do we really need
a fire, though?
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I mean, it's not that cold.
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It's not to stay warm.
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It's to keep
the monsters away.
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Yeah, but I thought
that was what that creepy dummy was for.
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Do not talk
about Tina like that.
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She's my only friend here.
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Yeah, we need to get you home.
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How's Billie?
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I'm sure she's scared.
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No, she's okay.
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She's tough.
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Like you.
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Yeah, well,
she's had to be, right?
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Mm, what do you mean by that?
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I left her at WizTech.
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And when we were finally
reunited again, what do I do?
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I leave her again.
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You did that to protect her.
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And you did that
to save the world.
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Nice showing off, by the way.
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I know, it was pretty cool,
wasn't it?
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But I...
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I still left her.
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What kind of mother does that?
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Alex, that's what
being a parent is.
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Loving someone so much, you would be
willing to risk everything for them.
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I've missed
so much of her life.
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I don't know
how to be her mom.
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Since when has not knowing
how to do something ever stopped you?
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You have never prepared
for anything in your entire life.
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I mean, you either slept through, ignored,
or totally skipped over
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all of Dad's lessons.
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And yet you are
the Family Wizard.
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Yeah, that's pretty wild
when you think about it.
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Trust me, when you and Billie
are finally back together,
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you will know exactly
how to be her mother.
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Because you're Alex Russo.
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And Alex Russo
always figures it out.
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Thanks.
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I know that was really hard
for you to admit.
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And it really was.
It goes against every way I lived my life.
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But I did mean it.
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You got this.
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Now we just have to survive long enough
to actually see our family.
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Okay, try it now.
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So did you fix it?
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Uh, that depends.
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Were you looking
to re-establish
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the interdimensional
connection with Aunt Alex?
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Or did you want
a double espresso?
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Okay, I didn't want
to worry him,
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but I think it's time to
ask your grandfather for help.
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Theresa, I thought
I called Jerry.
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Oh, you did.
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He took his phone out of his pocket
when we burned his clothes.
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- He got sprayed by a wereskunk.
- Again?
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Never mind. Is-Is he around?
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Why?
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What happened?
Is everything okay?
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I can hop on a ferry
and be there in half an hour.
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No, no, no, no.
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Everything is fine.
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Um, could you just please
have Jerry give me a call?
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Okay, I will.
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Although they're
gonna have to quarantine him
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until the next full moon.
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You know, to see
if he turns into a skunk.
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Knock it off, Jerry!
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Okay, bye.
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Okay, so...
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Grandpa Jerry is busy.
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Wait, I know another wizard
who might be able to help.
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But, Mom, you have to promise
not to say "hubba hubba."
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Milo,
nobody says "hubba hubba."
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I am
the Handsome Hexman.
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Hubba hubba.
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Mom!
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Sorry, I can't help it!
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Today, I will show you how
to give your quantum locator
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the love
and respect it deserves.
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Okay, behind this door
is the Spell Scrambler.
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Once a day for five seconds,
it reboots, which means--
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For five seconds,
our magic will work.
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That's right,
Damien Penwulf.
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Okay, so when
the Scrambler reboots,
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- we'll just teleport ourselves home.
- When's it reboot?
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Well, there's only one way
to find out.
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After you.
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It's a trap!
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Of course it's a trap.
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There's always guards in here.
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And now I'm gonna trade you
for my freedom. Isn't that great?
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How is that great?
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Oh, that--
Sorry, it's not great for you.
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It's great for me,
I should've been clearer.
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And if you've done it right,
your quantum locator
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should be locating your loved ones.
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Real nice.
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It's working!
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Yeah, it is.
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Oh...
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Alex Russo located.
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- Oh!
- We re-established the connection!
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Wait! What's that?
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Justin Russo located!
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Justin's there, too?
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When I messed up the spell,
it must have sent Dad to Alex.
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This is bad.
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No, that's bad!
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Unknown entity located.
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What does that mean?
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Does that evil laugh
sound familiar to you?
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I don't know. When you've heard
as many evil laughs as I have,
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they all start
to blend together.
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Russo!
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We meet again.
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Nicodemus Penwulf!
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Of all the rocks
in all the dimensions,
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I end up stuck on the one
with my father-in-law.
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Dark magic of the rift
has only made me more powerful.
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And now I will destroy you
once and for all.
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- Look out!
- Whoa!
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- Go!
- Go, go, go, go!
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You can run,
but you cannot hide.
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Oh!
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He's not kidding.
We just ran around the entire planet.
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Don't!
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I can't believe you double crossed us.
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Really? Because
the double cross is a big part
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of the Evilini brand.
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What are we gonna do?
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Hey, remember
when you were little,
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and every time
you saw a crystal ball,
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you tried to smash it?
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Oh!
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Stay back,
or I smash this thing!
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She's not gonna do that.
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You'd be releasing the most dangerous
criminals in the Wizard World,
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And that's messed up.
Even for me.
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I don't know.
This thing feels like a real fun smasher.
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Billie, you know
you really can't smash that thing, right?
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No, no, no, I do, now.
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It's rebooting.
This is our chance.
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Catch!
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Teleport us!
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Oh!
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So...
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We're still good, right?
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Penwulf-Russo!
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He's been working on that
for a long time.
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I think
he's trying to come up with a spell
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that'll bring Dad and Aunt Alex back.
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What? No, this is my calculus homework
for next week.
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You're doing it now?
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I've tried everything
I can think of.
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I-I just need something
I can control.
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Something that makes sense.
Something I know I can solve.
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- You got number eight wrong.
- Nothing matters!
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We did it! We're back!
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Billie! Oh...
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- Hi, I'm--
- Damien.
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I know.
I'm so glad you're safe.
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Uh...
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Wait, where's Justin?
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He's too powerful.
How are we gonna get out of this?
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We're gonna blast our way out.
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Yeah, we're not blasting
our way out of anything.
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Your death
is but a matter of time.
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Alex, I hate to say it.
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- Then don't.
- I think this is it.
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I literally just said
"don't," Justin.
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What is that?
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Somebody's opening the rift.
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That's it!
That's our way home!
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I can't hold it.
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It's closing!
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Billie! Billie, are you sure?
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I can do it.
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I'm not afraid.
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Okay, how do we get to it?
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I know what to do.
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Wait, wait, Alex! No, no more hero stuff.
You're not doing that again.
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- Justin, just trust me.
- Al--
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Over here!
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00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:10,020
- Alex, no!
- You fool!
259
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,780
Oh, Alex Russo.
260
00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:23,780
Your sacrifice was in vain.
261
00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:29,620
A dummy?
262
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,250
Guess that makes you
the dummy. Bye.
263
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,680
Alex! You totally
faked him out. That was awesome!
264
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,140
I know. That's why I did it.
265
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,720
- Justin! Oh.
- Oh!
266
00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:51,890
- Dad!
- My boy.
267
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,020
You're back!
268
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,560
I've never seen you
dive through a rift before.
269
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,320
I mean,
you were like Jason Statham in a cardigan.
270
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,400
- Mom!
- Billie!
271
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,160
I'm so sorry.
I'll never leave you again.
272
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,530
- Promise?
- Yes, I promise.
273
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,580
Thank you so much for bringing us home.
274
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:16,080
Billie, I am so proud of you.
I knew you could do it.
275
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,670
I have a really good teacher.
276
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:21,840
Oh.
277
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,800
Damien...
278
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,550
Hi, Alex.
279
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,930
Wait! Wait, this is not
how I wanted this to go.
280
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,480
"Slayus all-dayus."
281
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,520
Woo...
282
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,810
Let's try that again.
283
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:44,360
Hey, Alex.
284
00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:48,610
So...
285
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,370
Uh...
286
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,870
Why am I so nervous?
287
00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,200
Oh...
288
00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:57,420
Maybe because
everyone is watching.
289
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:01,340
Oh! Uh...
290
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,840
Right, yeah.
We'll give you a minute.
291
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,640
Star-crossed lovers torn apart
by forces they couldn't control,
292
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,560
reunited by the daughter
they swore to protect.
293
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,390
I could watch this
for six seasons.
294
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,020
Let's go, Winter.
295
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,270
I've missed you.
296
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,610
I've missed you, too.
297
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,820
- Hey.
- Hm?
298
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,110
How cool is our daughter?
299
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,950
Did you expect anything less?
300
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:34,240
Well, she has been living
with Justin for a while,
301
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,830
- so it could've gone either way.
- Mm.
302
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,960
Heard that.
303
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:52,100
Well, Roman, looks like you'll finally
be getting your own room.
304
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,010
Yeah, I...
I have always wanted it,
305
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,680
but this isn't exactly
how I wanted to get it.
306
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,680
Would it make you feel better
if I moved in here with you?
307
00:14:58,770 --> 00:14:59,980
It would not.
308
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,060
I'm gonna miss you.
309
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:08,610
It's been fun actually
having someone cool around.
310
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,610
Someone cool? What am I?
311
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,240
Please don't make me say it.
312
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,120
Uh...
313
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,920
Billie, since you got here,
you have broken the rules,
314
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,420
and caused trouble,
and turned our lives upside down.
315
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,000
And I, for one,
am not going to miss you.
316
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,510
I'm not gonna miss you too.
317
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,890
Billie,
it's time to go.
318
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,980
Yeah, Mom. I don't know
why Giada was calling to talk to Dad.
319
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,440
Yes, she likes you.
320
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,860
Yes, more than her own mother.
321
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,490
Don't tell your mom I said that.
322
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:57,240
So you rescued the love
of your life from another dimension,
323
00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:00,120
and now you're
whisking her off to go live in a castle?
324
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,000
It's not like we live
in a fairy tale.
325
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,500
Sell it somewhere else,
Penwulf!
326
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,880
I lived on Staten Island
without a boyfriend.
327
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,210
I need this!
328
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,210
Hey, Giada.
329
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,010
Look, you were there
for Billie when I couldn't be.
330
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,050
And I don't know
how to thank you.
331
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,220
Oh.
332
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,850
You don't have to thank me.
333
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:20,140
I love that girl.
334
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,730
I'd do it again
in a heartbeat.
335
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,230
Thanks.
336
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,820
Okay, listen, if Mom calls,
337
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,150
don't mention anything
about rifts, or Wizcatraz,
338
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,900
or just anything at all
that happened last week.
339
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,870
You're talking to
the CEO of "Lying to Mom." I've got this.
340
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,290
Listen, Alex, you guys
don't have to leave so soon.
341
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,250
You can stay
as long as you want.
342
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,870
Thanks, but we've spent
10 years apart.
343
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,500
- It's time for us to be a family again.
- Mm.
344
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,170
I want what you have,
but like, at a castle,
345
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,760
You know, this house
has almost paid off.
346
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,720
So, how's this gonna work?
347
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,640
Because there's no way I'm not
gonna see you every day.
348
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,640
I'm gonna visit
as much as I can.
349
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,060
Because I know you can't just go
to the Wizard World whenever.
350
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,690
Actually...
351
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,520
Winter, I have
something for you.
352
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:13,190
This bracelet will let you use your
mirrors to travel to the Wizard World.
353
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,070
So you can visit Billie
anytime you want.
354
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,160
Anytime I want?
355
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,490
You're gonna regret that.
356
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:23,450
So I guess it's not a "Goodbye."
It's just a "See you later."
357
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:24,910
More like,
"See you every weekend."
358
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,920
I'm gonna go buy a toothbrush
to leave at the castle.
359
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:31,710
Justin...
360
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:34,010
Thanks...
361
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,340
for everything.
362
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,970
- Love you.
- Oh, I love you, too.
363
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,150
Bye-bye.
364
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,110
So, uh...
365
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,570
Guess I'll see you around.
366
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,820
Yeah.
367
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,200
I guess so.
368
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,490
Bye, guys.
369
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,700
Bye.
370
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,920
Well, it, uh...
371
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,550
Looks like it's just
the four of us again.
372
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,510
Has... Has the house
always been this quiet?
373
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,800
I don't know,
but I don't like it.
374
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,020
Well, it's just gonna
take some getting used to.
375
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,180
Yeah.
376
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,400
I love you, Justin.
377
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,610
I love you, too, Billie.
378
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,980
I can't believe
I forgot Billie wasn't with us.
379
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,650
I just ordered the usual.
380
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:17,490
What are we gonna do
with the pepperoni and raisin pizza?
381
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,610
Uh, give it here.
I'll just pick off the pepperoni.
382
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,490
No, you were born in New York.
383
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:23,660
No son of mine
is eating a raisin pizza.
384
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,030
Come on.
385
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,080
You okay?
386
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:32,670
Uh...
387
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,380
I was just thinking about
how different everything was
388
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,710
before she came
to live with us.
389
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,470
I didn't even want
to be a wizard.
390
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:42,220
I didn't even know there were wizards.
391
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,720
I know. There was so much
that I was keeping from you.
392
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,060
About wizards.
393
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,680
Just about wizards.
394
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,230
She gave me back
a part of my life that I...
395
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,560
- thought I lost forever.
- Mm.
396
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:55,730
I hope she knows that.
397
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,440
Well, you can tell her
next time you see her.
398
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:00,780
You're still
her wizard teacher,
399
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:03,070
- and her uncle.
- Yeah.
400
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,240
She's not going anywhere.
401
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,670
Justin,
can you come in here?
402
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,260
Guys?
403
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,640
Uh... Giada!
404
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,260
Right behind you!
405
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,430
It's Penwulf!
406
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,560
He got us, Dad!
407
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:36,110
You monster!
You leave my family alone--
408
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,530
Thank you.
409
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,860
That's exactly what I needed.
410
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,290
Hey, Billie, it's Justin.
411
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,840
So, what exactly
did Justin say?
412
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,800
Just to come over
as fast as we could,
413
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,630
but he sounded weird,
and not like normal "Justin weird."
414
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,550
Yeah, it does sound weird,
doesn't he?
415
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,140
I thought I was
the only one that noticed.
416
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:10,560
But I'm telling you,
something's wrong.
417
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,730
- Justin!
- What's going on?
418
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,610
Dad?
419
00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:25,610
Hello, son,
420
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,490
granddaughter...
421
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,820
Alex.
422
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,240
He's always said
my name like that, even at our wedding.
423
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,750
Finally, I will rip
the Russos apart,
424
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,920
just like they ripped
our family apart.
425
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,710
Is that what you
think happened?
426
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,420
You never would
have abandoned me if it wasn't for her.
427
00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:46,550
You know what?
I don't need my wand.
428
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,970
I'm just gonna hit him.
429
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,550
- Mom!
- Dad, stop!
430
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,010
Alex didn't steal me away.
431
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,640
She showed me
who you really were.
432
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,560
That I didn't
have to be anything like you.
433
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,770
Then you've made
your choice, son.
434
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,940
You'll die with them.
435
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,110
Mom?
436
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,740
I knew something was wrong.
437
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:11,080
You think you're
the CEO of "Lying to Me,"
438
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,790
but I'm the CEO of
"Knowing You're Lying to Me."
439
00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:16,120
So I grabbed my lamp
and I headed right over.
440
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:19,460
And it's a good thing I did.
441
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,750
Should have seen that coming.
442
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,630
Someone please tell me
what is going on here.
443
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,470
I don't know how you got in, Theresa,
but I'm so glad you did.
444
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,140
Oh, Justin gave me a key.
445
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,560
You gave your mother a key?
446
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,850
Shouldn't we have
talked about this?
447
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:38,100
Giada, now is not the time.
448
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:48,240
I'm going to destroy you all.
449
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,450
Not if we destroy you first.
450
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,870
Stop! Just stop!
451
00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:55,790
Billie! Get out of the way!
452
00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,710
No, we can't do this.
453
00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:00,250
What happened to Russos always
have each other's backs?
454
00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,500
He's not a Russo.
455
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,460
You didn't know
I was a Russo when you first met me.
456
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:05,210
But you never gave up on me.
457
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,090
He's family,
and I'm not giving up on him.
458
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:13,600
Look, I know how it feels
to be alone,
459
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,220
but you're not.
460
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,600
Okay? You have us.
461
00:23:18,770 --> 00:23:20,100
You don't have to do this.
462
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,360
You can make another choice.
463
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,490
Dad, please!
464
00:23:34,910 --> 00:23:36,330
This isn't who we are.
465
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,840
You pathetic fools!
466
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:50,590
Love has made you weak,
and now you will suffer for it.
467
00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:03,650
No!
468
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,240
Why aren't we dead?
469
00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,740
Wait, are we dead?
470
00:24:18,830 --> 00:24:20,580
- Ow!
- No, we're not dead.
471
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,420
It's over.
472
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,960
It's really over.
473
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,840
Billie, that was...
that was so brave.
474
00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:31,510
And also very dangerous,
young lady. Do not do that again.
475
00:24:33,130 --> 00:24:34,470
Well, her mom voice
really came in.
476
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,470
It seems like just yesterday
477
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:38,890
I was yelling
at her like that.
478
00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:41,390
And now she's yelling
at her like that.
479
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,890
Oh, I never thought
I'd lived to see it.
480
00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,330
Uh, I gotta hand it
to you, Billie. I don't...
481
00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:02,330
I don't know
how you made the whole force field thing,
482
00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:03,620
but that was pretty amazing.
483
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,170
I didn't make the forcefield.
484
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,920
- Well, I didn't.
- I didn't either.
485
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,630
- Nope.
- Neither did I.
486
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,420
Couldn't if I tried.
487
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,010
Then where did it come from?
488
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,810
Well, Dad, you do say the Russos
always have each other's backs.
489
00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:21,680
Yeah, maybe we all did it.
490
00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:24,940
It seems pretty obvious
where it came from.
491
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,020
The most powerful
magic of all.
492
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:32,650
So help me, Merlin Mom, if you say
the magic of family, I will puke.
493
00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:37,200
Mija, I don't have to say it,
because you just did.
494
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,160
We should do this every week.
495
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:45,460
I'd love that.
496
00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:49,840
So who you think is gonna win
the wizard competition?
497
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,090
- Is that guy or...
- Me.
498
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:53,300
Oh, you got it?
You got it?
499
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:54,760
Here we go again.
500
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,380
- Me.
- Your daughter. you think she's gonna...
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