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[video recorder clunks]
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[videotape whirs]
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[music on car stereo]
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[tyres screech]
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[mumbling]
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- Back up.
- Yeah, back up. Turn around.
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Oh, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah.
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[whispers] There they are.
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[shouting]
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[screams]
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[shouting]
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- [woman screams]
- [cameraman] Come on, come on!
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Show her tits! Yeah. Whoo!
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Stop! Stop!
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[screams]
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[cameraman] Oh, shit!
Run, run, run! Go, go, go!
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Shit, that was...
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- Cool, huh?
- Hell, yeah.
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What have we done, dude?
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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All right, watch your head, dude.
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It's all right.
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I got it, I got it. It's all right.
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I'll just fuckin' find you
a better camera.
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[cameraman] That's not a better camera
than this camera.
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Man, I'm gonna draw two balls at once.
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- [cameraman chuckles]
- And now a big dick.
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- What tape are you filming on?
- Do what?
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- What tape are you filming on?
- What are you talking about?
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Where'd you get the tape?
What's on the label?
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I don't know. It was in your room.
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But you don't know...
Lights, lights, lights. Kill them, man.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Ow!
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Show her tits!
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See? That is exactly why I picked her.
She has great fuckin' tits.
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You just knew
'cause you're a boob psychic.
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- [laughs]
- Well, we've done this so many times.
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Dude, we get $50 every time
we do one of these things.
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- I can get us more than 50 bucks, man.
- That's not bad for this.
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$50 for each time we do this.
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Dude, tell him about the deal
that you got.
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We hooked up
with like a reality porn place.
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Have you actually got paid?
He paid you? You got money?
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Yeah, we've done it like 30 times,
25, 30 times.
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I can get us more money
in like one night.
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- [cameraman] How?
- I got a deal.
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You can drop this fuckin' pawn-shop shit
right now if you want.
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We need to do skirts.
Like this coming summer.
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- Shut the fuck up, man.
- Like skirts and dresses.
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And run by and do, you know,
like up-skirt stuff. That's what I mean.
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- [cameraman] I'm more into like asses.
- Shut the fuck up!
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This girl right here had
a great ass too. Her boobs were great.
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- What the hell, dude?
- I said shut the fuck up.
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We can get more than that in one night.
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Oh, man!
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OK, go left here
and head towards Ryback Road.
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OK, here's the deal.
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We gotta break into this house
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and all we have to do
is steal this one VHS tape.
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Dude, let's use that fuckin' tape, dude.
Fucking use the tape.
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- Why don't you use that tape?
- No, man, let's use the tape.
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- Yeah, we got a tape right here.
- Dude ain't gotta check it.
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Anyway, he said the job pays,
so like it could lead to more work.
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Work?
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He also said he saw some of your stuff
online, so you have a fan.
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Well, how's that work, man? We don't
put our names on any of this shit.
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Well, I don't know.
I wouldn't worry about it.
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Hey, you got crumbs in your beard.
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- [inaudible]
- Yeah, sure. No problem.
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- What's that?
- What are you talking about?
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Is that your camera?
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- What camera?
- What the fuck?
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Hey, Rock. Hey, can you hold
my camera for a second?
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- You got it.
- Be careful. Be careful, OK?
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Dude, this nigger's house is a fuckin'
mansion. He must be goddamn rich.
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- Hey. Hey. Who stays here?
- Some old guy.
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Like some old guy's here right now?
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Some old guy's here and he's fucking
sleeping, so you gotta stay quiet.
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Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
What if he wakes up?
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Well, I'll fucking take care of that,
I guess. Don't worry about it.
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- You're gonna take care of that?
- Yeah. You shut your fucking mouth.
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[whispers]
You're not gonna do anything about it.
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Jesus.
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Hey. You two go upstairs
and we're gonna look around down here.
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Fuckin' go up there.
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- Dude, there ain't shit in here.
- What?
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There ain't shit in here.
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Shh. Shut the fuck up, dude.
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Where the fuck is this tape?
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Everything's pretty much empty in here.
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- Fuck, what?
- What the fuck?
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What the fuck, dude?
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Oh, shit.
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- Fuck.
- He's dead, man.
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- What?
- That nigger is dead.
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No fuckin' way.
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Oh, man, he smells.
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- Gary!
- What the fuck? Why are they yelling?
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Shut the...
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- Y'all need to get the fuck in here!
- Shut the fuck up.
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Shut the fuck up.
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You think we need
to shut the fuck up, dude?
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Look on this. Look on this.
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- He's dead.
- He's dead.
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Don't touch the dude.
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- What did you fuckin' do to him?
- Hey, Gary, Gary. They took care of it.
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- They took care... Fuck you.
- Who took care of him?
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- OK, get the fucking tape.
- Y'all find it here?
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- Shut the fuck up.
- There ain't no tape.
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- What the fuck?
- There ain't no tape. Just take these.
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I checked all these. Keep looking.
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- Did you look in the fucking machines?
- [indistinct]
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- Hey, let's go. Hey, Gary.
- Yeah?
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Let's check out the basement.
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- Fuckin' tape. This is...
- We gotta find the fuckin' tape, dude.
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...weird.
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Brad, Brad, Brad. Brad.
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- What?
- Stay in here, man.
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- Fuck, no. You stay in here.
- Those tapes haven't been checked.
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Hey, fuck you, man. I'm not fuckin'...
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- Dude, stay in here.
- Whoa, shit.
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- You can stay in here.
- Ow! Fuck!
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- Check out those tapes, man.
- All right, fine. Jesus, fuck.
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Jesus.
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Oh, fuck.
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[sighs]
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Hello.
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Is there something...?
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Huh.
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- [man] Put 'em on.
- Put 'em on.
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- Come on. OK, yeah.
- OK.
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- Oh, perfect fit.
- Give me... Give me one of these.
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- Yeah.
- It's perfect. Nice!
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- What?
- That shit is so quad.
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You can't even fuckin' tell.
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Oh, my God. Look at him, huh?
Hey, dude, check it out, check it out.
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- You like these glasses, right?
- Yeah.
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- These are not just any glasses.
- They're dork glasses.
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- These are video glasses, bitch.
- Those are fucking video glasses, dude.
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There's a camera in that shit.
There's a fuckin' mike in that shit.
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- Yeah.
- Dude, look at 'em.
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- You can't see it. It's awesome!
- Boom, boom.
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- Where'd you get 'em?
- [both] The internet.
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- Oh, on the internet?
- Oh, so good.
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- Am I just like a spy now?
- I can't even...
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Yeah, superspy, man.
Super ass and titty spy.
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- Ass and titty.
- Yeah, tonight, I'm tellin' you.
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I getit. I get it.
I know what you want me to do.
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- Yeah, you do.
- Come on, turn your fucking dick on.
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Turn it on, man! Let's do this! Come on!
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- You're damn right!
- I'm not filming a porno.
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Let's do this! Shut up!
We're doing this tonight. Come on, man!
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- You are filming it.
- How do I turn these off?
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Controls are over here.
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Now, this is for fuckin' Clint, for
fuckin' being the fuckin' man tonight.
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Come on, let's do this.
Let's go, let's go!
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Oh, so wholesome!
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[all belch]
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Power up!
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- Check it out.
- Turn your brights on, yo.
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That's what we're doin'
to this girl right there.
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We're gonna fuckin' talk to her tonight,
We're fuckin' doing this shit.
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- That girl.
- Oh! Fuckin' thigh high.
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No. If you're filming right now,
make sure...
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- I don't wanna run out the battery.
- Roll on that ass.
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Roll on that fuckin' ass, son. Roll...
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[loud rock music]
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- Like a cross between...
- You're the most intolerable person.
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What? Speak up! I can't...
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- We gotta fuckin' get out of there.
- OK, OK.
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- Where we gonna go now?
- You game? Get your game face on.
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- You got it.
- I'mon. I'mon. It's on right now.
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You're my boy. You got it.
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So when you're having
your country breakfast,
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how many fuckin' flapjacks
are you gonna put down?
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- I can do like five.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- That's a good one.
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- At the same time.
- Five flapjacks?
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- Five.
- How about... How about ten?
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Talking about flapjacks with a girl.
I could never do that.
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How could you even film that?
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- You ready to shoot Irish shit?
- [Clint] Yeah, sure.
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- All the time.
- Hey. Two.
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Two of your finest Irish shit.
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- Hey, there's two more. How about...
- Top-shelf Irish shit?
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Four. Four.
Four of their finest Irish...
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Wait. Hold up. This isn't enough.
What about your friends?
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- My buddies are there.
- Yeah?
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- Your friends? Get 'em over.
- Bring 'em over here.
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Introduce me. I wanna buy them a shot.
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- OK.
- I wanna buy them a shot.
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- Stay.
- OK.
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- Do what she says, man.
- Get your friends!
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Get on it.
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[Clint] What, man?
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- You got anything?
- [Clint] What?
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I like you.
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I have no idea what you're saying.
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Why are you all alone?
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Thanks, man.
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00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,677
Hey, you wanna go meet
some people over there?
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I like you.
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Well, I like you too.
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So did you ever come here... before?
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I like you.
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Oh, OK.
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Jesus, fuck.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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What's up, guys?
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My fucking leg! Fucking leg!
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- I'm leaving.
- Sir, it's over.
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- I need you to leave, sir.
- Whatever.
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- Get going.
- OK, I'm going. I'm fuckin' going.
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I'm gonna pick him up again.
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- Tube tops are fuckin' stupid.
- You're being a bitch.
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Oh, shit. All right, be cool, be cool.
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Hey, lady, how you doin'? You all right?
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So you found a buddy?
You comin' back with us?
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00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,267
What are you doing sitting on the
fucking ground? That's fuckin' stupid.
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Dude, you cleared the room out quick.
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All right, so you guys are good to go.
She's a fuckin' trip, huh?
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00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,030
Which one of you chuckleheads
is driving?
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- [barks]
- [laughter]
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Holy shit. I'm coming down a little bit.
I need to take it up a fuckin' notch.
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♪ Taking it up a notch
Taking it up a notch ♪
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She is on some fuckin' drugs, dude.
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Look at her. Look at her eyes.
You can't even look at her.
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She's gonna suck your dick off.
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- Yo, what's that?
- This is the notch, my dear.
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I'm gonna take it up a notch.
235
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,478
- Oh, no.
- Take it up your snosh.
236
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,605
Oh, no. This... Don't do it.
237
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,065
[Clint] She doesn't want to.
238
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,526
She's fine.
She's a grown-ass fuckin' woman.
239
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,445
- I don't think she should.
- She's a grown-ass woman.
240
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,322
Lady, all you gotta do
241
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,200
is just like cover up
this little guy here and take a sniff.
242
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,994
- Ay-ya-ya-yal!
- It's really good, I promise.
243
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,373
- Ooh!
- [Clint] You don't need to trick her.
244
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,793
What do you mean? I'm not tr...
I'm not tricking anyone, dude.
245
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,836
Yeah.
You're not fuckin' tricking anybody.
246
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,506
There's a bunch of grown-ass adults
in here.
247
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,883
You know what? We are grown-ups.
248
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,053
We're two fucking
grown-ass women adults
249
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,973
who crawled out of a bar
and got into your car.
250
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,475
- Stop it.
- All right, all right.
251
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,436
We did it 'cause we fuckin' wanted to.
You're not in charge, you dick.
252
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,315
Hey! Watch with the...
the heavy-handedness.
253
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,817
- I'm sorry.
- Heavy-handedness.
254
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:48,985
[man] Sassy.
255
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,487
[blond man] I don't know nothin'
about birthing no babies.
256
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,532
Come on, y'all, let's go.
257
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,909
[Clint] I got the key. I got the key.
258
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,327
- Jesus Christ.
- Flip it round.
259
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,746
You're doing it wrong, man.
Just go. Come on, come on.
260
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,625
- Hey.
- It's blinking. Do it. Go in.
261
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,979
[spits]
262
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,992
- [slow rock music]
- [man] Oh, what is that?
263
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,786
[woman] It's like you're on fire.
264
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,955
Whatever.
265
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,920
What's up, Negro?
266
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,548
[Clint] Hey.
267
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,260
[man] After you... you reach
the... the freshness threshold.
268
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:04,101
- And get beyond that, you know.
- [woman] You're such a dork.
269
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,898
- [man] I need to take a shower.
- [Clint] What?
270
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,359
- [man] Oh.
- [blond man] Here we are.
271
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,907
[Clint] Hey. Are you OK?
272
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,870
[gasps]
273
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,039
OK.
274
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,585
[blond man] Oh... Yeah, dude.
275
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,754
[laughs]
276
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,882
[Clint] I guess they like each other.
277
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,550
I like you.
278
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,178
[blond man laughs]
279
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,556
- [Clint] Dude, what's up, man?
- I'm just...
280
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,602
I'm just fuckin' sitting
on the couch, dude. Jesus.
281
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,440
I mean... Oh, my God.
282
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,359
- [hisses]
- [Clint] Whoa. Shit.
283
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,569
[blond man]
What are you, like a fuckin' cat?
284
00:19:55,736 --> 00:20:00,366
[Clint] Oh, Christ. OK.
We're cool, we're cool, we're cool.
285
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,535
This is cool.
286
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,499
This is weird. Do you wanna go?
287
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,000
[mumbles]
288
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,838
Do you wanna go? Do you understand?
289
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,006
Yeah, let's go.
290
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,719
[blond man] The fuckin' garter belt's
gonna be tough.
291
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,638
They're even tougher when the girl's
passed out, man. You shouldn't...
292
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,015
- What?
- She's done, dude, she's done.
293
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,727
Don't do it. Stop now.
294
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,521
[man] Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
295
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:34,150
[blond man] Yeah, totally out, man,
yeah. Unresponsive right there.
296
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,609
- Leave it alone, man.
- Wake up.
297
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,570
- [Clint] Dude, she's passed out.
- Hey.
298
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:42,116
Statutory, dude. Whatever!
Don't snap at me, asshole.
299
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,326
- Hey, come on. Come on, wake up.
- [Clint] It's cool.
300
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,620
- She's... She's had a lot to drink.
- ♪ It was just so cool
301
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,790
- & But now she's asleep ♪
- [man] Hey, come on, come on.
302
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,669
- Come on.
- [Clint] Dude, chill out.
303
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,338
- [blond man laughs]
- [Clint] Just...
304
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,675
- Shut the fuck up!
- [Clint] Hey, whoa. Whoa, hey, man.
305
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,552
- Hey, it's cool, man.
- You fucking whack!
306
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,847
- [Clint] Hey, chill, dude, it's cool.
- What the fuck you talking about?
307
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,433
- Whatever.
- Hey, is everything cool?
308
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,352
Yeah, everything's cool.
Everything's fucking cool.
309
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,688
- We're cool.
- [blond man] Jesus Christ.
310
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,317
Yeah.
311
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,280
- Hey, we doing this or what, huh?
- Doing what? I don't...
312
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,449
- Hey, are you OK?
- [Clint] What?
313
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,911
You OK? You doing all right?
314
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,792
- [Clint] Fuck, man.
- How are you?
315
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,419
You're beautiful. I like your face.
316
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,427
- [Clint] Shit, man, shut the fuck up.
- [blond man laughs]
317
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:48,474
Clint, what are you doing?
Get over here. Get this shit.
318
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:54,563
[blond man] Oh, shit. This is crazy.
319
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:07,076
Hey. Hey, come here.
Get this shit, dude.
320
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,091
[Clint] Wait. Hold on, Shane.
321
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,176
Hey, hold on. Look at this.
322
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,096
- Shane, come on, man.
- [laughs]
323
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,400
[gasps]
324
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,261
No!
325
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:16,061
[Clint] Hold... Hold on, guys. Hold on.
Hold on. I've gotta get out of here.
326
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,502
Wow.
327
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,673
Get it together, man.
328
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,346
- What? Shit!
- Sorry. That girl just fuckin' bit me.
329
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,389
- Dude, what?
- Oh, fuck!
330
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,433
She really just fuckin' bit me!
Jesus Christ!
331
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,478
She fuckin' bit you!
Shane, she fuckin' bit him, man!
332
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,939
- No means no, asshole!
- No, no, just stop.
333
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,067
- She's not into him.
- No, just stop, dude. Just stop, man.
334
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,736
- Don't touch her.
- What's your fuckin' problem?
335
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,905
- I wasn't gonna...
- [screeches]
336
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,367
[Shane] Get the fuck off of me! Shit!
337
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,747
[blond man] What the fuck?
What the fuck?
338
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:20,626
What the fuck? What the fuck?
339
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:24,421
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
340
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,840
- What the fuck is that?
- Patrick, shut up!
341
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,009
What the fuck is going...
342
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,555
[Shane screams]
343
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,600
- What the fuck is going on?
- Patrick, open the door.
344
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,478
- Open the door!
- [screaming]
345
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:46,110
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is that?
346
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,987
What is going on?
What did you see out there?
347
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,280
Shane is dead! I don't know!
Shane's dead!
348
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,866
Shane's dead? Shane's dead?
Shane's fucking dead?
349
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,869
- I don't know! I don't know!
- He's not fucking dead.
350
00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:01,000
Fuck! Shit! What the fuck?
351
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,169
Goddamn! What did you see?
What did you fuckin' see?
352
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,255
- What did you fucking see?
- He's dead.
353
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,423
- He's dead?
- He's dead.
354
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,591
He's dead. He's...
355
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,262
What do we do? Patrick, what do we do?
356
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,307
Patrick. What do we do, man?
What do we do?
357
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,318
Come on.
358
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,406
Patrick. Patrick. Where are you going?
359
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:38,078
[whispers] Patrick, what are you doing?
Oh, shit. What is it?
360
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,956
- [woman gasping]
- What is it? Patrick.
361
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,959
What do we do, man?
362
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,128
Hey, where are you going?
363
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,715
- Lisa. Lisa, wake up.
- [murmurs]
364
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,051
Patrick. Hey. Oh, shit.
365
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,013
Patrick, wait. Wake up. Wake up.
366
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,308
Lisa, wake the fuck up! Come on!
367
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:04,146
- Patrick, what are you doing? Wake up!
- [Patrick yells]
368
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,566
- Shit!
- [screaming]
369
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:19,328
[Patrick] Get off me! Get off of me!
Get off of me!
370
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,497
[woman shrieks]
371
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,933
[Patrick chokes]
372
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,203
[Clint whimpers]
373
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,003
[Clint breathes heavily]
374
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,172
[woman coughs]
375
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,353
[woman belches]
376
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,316
[panicky breathing]
377
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,670
[coughs]
378
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,839
[yells]
379
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,345
[yells]
380
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,895
[sobs]
381
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,524
[grunts]
382
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,655
[door clangs]
383
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,620
Oh! Oh, God!
384
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,788
[whimpers]
385
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,265
I like you.
386
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,686
[Clint whimpers]
387
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,116
[squelching]
388
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,078
[Clint whimpers]
389
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,554
No like?
390
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,766
- [sobs]
- [Clint] I'm sorry.
391
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,064
[sobs]
392
00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,130
[woman wails]
393
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,758
[Clint] Fuck!
394
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,764
[groans]
395
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,933
[wailing continues]
396
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:16,148
Please! Please! Help! Help! Help!
Please let me in!
397
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:20,694
Let me in! Please! Please let me in!
398
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:23,822
Please! Please!
399
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:30,829
Oh, God! Help me, please!
Get me out of here! Please!
400
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,129
[screams]
401
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,613
Dude. Dude. Couldn't find it.
402
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,782
Brad.
403
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:09,910
Brad. What the fuck?
404
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,705
What the fuck?
405
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,751
Ah, fuck.
406
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:25,258
- It's not filming. I mean...
- Then what's this fucking red light?
407
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:26,676
I mean, it's a camera, but...
408
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,738
[Gary] Well, looks like we've found
all this guy's shit.
409
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,449
[cameraman]
Yeah, there's a ton of shit in here.
410
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:51,660
[Gary] You go that way.
I'm gonna go over here.
411
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:53,829
[cameraman] All right.
412
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,512
- [Gary] Found it!
- You got it?
413
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:14,141
- [Gary] Yeah, yeah.
- All right, let me get over there.
414
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,816
Which one is it?
415
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,569
I don't know, man.
416
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,822
He said we'd fucking know,
but I don't, so...
417
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:34,744
Get a bag, and let's just take
all this shit up to the car.
418
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,080
Let me find something.
We're just gonna take all of it?
419
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:40,500
Yeah, we're gonna take all of it.
I don't... Fuck.
420
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,888
OK, this crate. This crate right here.
421
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:56,725
Oh, shit. OK.
422
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,060
This bag is even better.
423
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,574
OK.
424
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,952
[metallic clunk]
425
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,038
Shit.
426
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,457
Gary. Gary. Gary.
427
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:23,168
- What?
- There's a fuckin' man down here.
428
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,462
- Shut the...
- Dude, I'm fuckin' dead serious.
429
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,964
- Do you want me to replay this?
- No. Give me the fucking bag.
430
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:31,176
Here, take this fuckin' backpack.
Here's a fuckin' crate.
431
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,969
Let's just fuckin' go.
432
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:36,473
- There's not a man down here.
- Man... I just saw... Look.
433
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,351
Right... I'm telling you,
he just crawled back there.
434
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,062
[Gary] Hey, dude, there's nothing there.
You're tripping.
435
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,356
That's what trippers do.
I don't blame you, but like...
436
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:48,693
It's a good job at that, but you didn't
see an old fucker or whatever.
437
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,488
Let's just hurry up
and get this shit and go.
438
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,861
[tuneful music on car stereo]
439
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,406
Oh. Um...
440
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,908
OK. Hi.
441
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,996
This is... We're going on a road trip.
Sam and I are going on a road trip.
442
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:46,626
And I'm gonna be recording our mementos,
our memories.
443
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:51,631
Um... First memory is Sam already
pulling over to go to the bathroom.
444
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:56,469
But this is what we're gonna be
looking at for a long time.
445
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:58,555
Nothingness.
446
00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,849
Cars.
447
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,321
[Sam] What we got there?
448
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,661
[woman] I don't see it.
449
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,830
That's it.
450
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:28,084
[Sam] Looks like it has bullet holes
in the side.
451
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,962
I wonder if people go up there
and shoot their guns at it.
452
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,840
[woman] It's just like a...
really messed-up car.
453
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,553
That's crazy.
454
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,268
Oh. Don't forget to drive
really slow on curves.
455
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,687
OK.
456
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,611
What are you doing?
You don't wanna get a sunburn?
457
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:59,115
No, I don't wanna get a sunburn
and I forgot to buy sunscreen.
458
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,201
Oh.
459
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,135
It must suck
to be woken up all the time.
460
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,304
Babe, are you gonna wash your hands?
461
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:26,768
Ugh! Promise me before we eat
you're gonna wash your hands.
462
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:29,646
I'll wash my hands
after I eat with my hands.
463
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,484
[tuneful music on car stereo]
464
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,869
[Sam] So this must be the main drag.
465
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,417
- I can't imagine there being much...
- Singing... Singing barbecue.
466
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,585
[Sam] Singing pig.
467
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:59,342
- [shower water running]
- So Sam got this room.
468
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,929
It's kind of dirty
and there are only two beds.
469
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:06,558
I guess he didn't reserve
with enough time
470
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,060
so that we could get a room
with one bed,
471
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,770
which is annoying.
472
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:15,692
But I guess it's OK, 'cause then
at least he won't steal the sheets.
473
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,778
But I'm gonna investigate
to see how dirty it is.
474
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,947
Uh...
475
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,123
OK.
476
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:35,503
This is the germiest part.
477
00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,510
Oh. Ew.
478
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:48,016
There's like stains all around.
479
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:52,020
You think I could pull off cowboy boots?
480
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,271
- Mm-mm.
- No?
481
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,857
- No.
- I don't think so either.
482
00:37:56,024 --> 00:38:00,737
I wish I could.
It's sort of appealing to me, but...
483
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,117
[Sam] How about
a big old wallet like that?
484
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,495
- I like that. I would want that.
- [Sam] Big billfold.
485
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:12,290
- [woman] Yeah, I think that'd be cool.
- Cowboy hat? Could I wear a cowboy hat?
486
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,127
- [woman] Yeah.
- Yeah?
487
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,504
- Definitely.
- You think so?
488
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,088
- Yeah.
- Should I go in and try one on?
489
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:21,257
Yeah.
490
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,346
Here. Where are we?
491
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,724
We're in Wild West Town.
Old Town, Wild West.
492
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,768
We're at the Wild West Junction.
493
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,270
All right? Come on in.
494
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:39,317
Believe it or not,
this ol" miner here can see your future.
495
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,320
Got some money?
I'll tell you all about it.
496
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,866
- You got some money?
- I don't.
497
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,785
How much does it cost
to tell your future?
498
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:52,205
I think it costs a dollar.
But remember the movie Big?
499
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:55,750
Are you afraid of your future? Hold on.
Let me see if I have a dollar.
500
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,257
[country music]
501
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,884
Hey there, feller. This here's Pappy.
502
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,845
And it must be your lucky day
503
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:10,056
'cause I have some words of wisdom
just for you.
504
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:14,602
Listen up, now, you hear?
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
505
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,271
Yep, yep, that's right.
506
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,940
It's a whole lot better
to say just a little bit
507
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,359
than to say too much
and wish you hadn't.
508
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,610
You know what I'm sayin'?
509
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:27,031
Now, don't you be a stranger.
I got lots more to say to you.
510
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,200
Oh, here we go.
511
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,953
- OK, ready?
- Yeah.
512
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,874
"A new turn of events will soon
come about. A happy reunion..."
513
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,168
- Hey, there, pardner.
- "A happy reunion..."
514
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:40,795
Pappy here's got some wisdom for you.
515
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,422
"A happy reunion with a loved one
516
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:45,800
will make life all that you ever
wanted it or dreamed it to be."
517
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:49,929
"You have a very trusting nature and are
easily taken in by so-called friends."
518
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,348
"Do not be so anxious
to do favours unto others,
519
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:57,312
as there is one who is just waiting
to take advantage of your good nature."
520
00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:00,899
"A new turn of events will soon come
about. Happy reunion with a loved one."
521
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,776
That's great.
I'm gonna keep that forever.
522
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,965
- Stephanie.
- Mm-hm?
523
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,967
- Don't put that on.
- Why not?
524
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,887
- 'Cause I don't want you to.
- I'm about to go to sleep.
525
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:34,933
Oh, Jesus. Sorry. That scared me.
526
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,937
- Hold on. Take your sweatshirt off.
- Are you... Are you recording this?
527
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,606
- Yes.
- I really don't want to.
528
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:45,068
- Don't want to what?
- I don't want you recording.
529
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,404
Hold on. Take your sweatshirt off.
I have a really good idea.
530
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:53,368
Just for one second, I promise.
It's a super good idea.
531
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,454
[Stephanie] OK.
532
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,624
- Oh.
- [laughs]
533
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,000
- Please don't do this.
- What?
534
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,461
I just said I didn't want you
to record something like this.
535
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,673
- What are you asking about?
- I'm saying that...
536
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,677
- Stop.
- Come on.
537
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,762
I don't want to film this.
538
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,556
Come on. Come on.
Make out with me for a second.
539
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,684
I will make out with you
if you put the camera away.
540
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,310
- But I don't want to.
- Why?
541
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,021
'Cause it's so good.
You look so hot, babe.
542
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,776
- Stop.
- Come on. Why are you turning away?
543
00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:29,529
- 'Cause I don't want you to film this.
- No.
544
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,365
Don't put that back on.
545
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,620
Seriously?
546
00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:40,915
I said I would do it
if you would just turn the camera off.
547
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,585
[Sam sighs]
548
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,427
Well...
549
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:55,096
[Sam] That's boring
with your sweatshirt on.
550
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,268
- Will you take your pants off?
- No.
551
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,979
Come on. Give me... Give me something.
552
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,607
Give me one victory.
553
00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:15,575
You're so... Oh, God, you're so sexy.
554
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,076
- Stop.
- Come on.
555
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:19,287
What are you doing?
You can't even enjoy this.
556
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:22,081
- You're holding a camera.
- [banging on door]
557
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,250
Shh, shh, shh.
558
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,296
- You're being too loud.
- I'm not being too loud.
559
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:31,090
Yes, you are.
You disturbed the neighbours.
560
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:34,886
- No, you disturbed the neighbours.
- [banging on door]
561
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,263
- Come on, go answer it.
- Well, I'm not going to answer it.
562
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,932
- You go answer it.
- I don't want to. I'm scared.
563
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,268
Are you...? Go answer it.
564
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,869
It's a girl.
565
00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:24,185
Sam?
566
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,563
- Sam?
- What?
567
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:30,274
Will you come out here
and tell me what happened?
568
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:33,569
Huh?
569
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,280
Will you come out here
and tell me what happened?
570
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,286
What happened just now?
571
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,209
Um...
572
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:51,796
Well, somebody knocked on our door
573
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,508
and I answered it,
574
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,385
and it was a girl.
575
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,679
Well, I don't know.
576
00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:05,101
She was like young but not... not like
a girl girl, like a college-age girl.
577
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,814
And...
578
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:14,944
she asked if we could give her
a ride tomorrow.
579
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:18,114
- Where?
- I don't know. It didn't get that far.
580
00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:22,451
- It was like really creepy.
- That's so weird.
581
00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:25,163
I know. It is really weird.
582
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:29,542
My only guess is that she must be just
going door to door and asking everybody.
583
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:31,961
But why wouldn't you
like wait for people
584
00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:36,132
to be getting into their cars tomorrow
to ask for a ride?
585
00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:39,427
- It's like really...
- Maybe it's an emergency.
586
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:42,471
It didn't seem like an emergency.
And also she's like not...
587
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:47,018
She wasn't physically intimidating,
but I got instantly... nervous.
588
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:50,897
There was something
really scary about her,
589
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:54,483
even though I wasn't like afraid
she was gonna hurt me,
590
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,861
but she was just like weird.
591
00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,291
[Stephanie] She's gone.
592
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:15,504
- What?
- She's gone. She's not there any more.
593
00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:19,675
That's good, right?
594
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,970
Yeah. Do you think
we should still call the police, though?
595
00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:31,354
No.
596
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,734
Why not?
597
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:42,198
I don't know.
598
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:46,869
I wouldn't really know
what to say... about it.
599
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:49,872
- Oh.
- And also I just don't feel like it.
600
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:56,170
Haven't you noticed there's way more
hitchhikers here than you've ever seen?
601
00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:57,338
Yeah.
602
00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:03,552
And also I think this is like a part
of the country that has drug problems.
603
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,429
- Like meth problems.
- Mm-hm.
604
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:09,475
So I feel like
I would rather just let it go.
605
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:10,643
OK.
606
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:14,981
And if she's still there in the morning,
then maybe we can think about...
607
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:17,275
doing something about it,
608
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:21,570
but right now I'm happy to let it drop.
609
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,869
That's fine.
610
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,210
Do you wanna sleep over here with me?
611
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:38,796
Um, no. That's OK. I'm fine.
612
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:41,674
All right.
613
00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:43,884
- Good night.
- Good night.
614
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,793
[distant thunder]
615
00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:56,637
[Stephanie] I hope it doesn't rain.
616
00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:01,850
- Does it look like it's gonna rain?
- It looks like it's really gonna rain.
617
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,980
[man on radio] As far as you can see,
we've covered tents, trucks, trailers,
618
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,941
whatever you can think of, for our fifth
annual Rain Dance Festival.
619
00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:13,904
Mini casinos, fortune-tellers,
helicopter rides, games, games, game...
620
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:18,033
- Did you take money out of my wallet?
- No.
621
00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:22,997
- Yeah, you did.
- No, I didn't.
622
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:28,002
Well, you must have
because I had $100 in here.
623
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,421
- When would I do that?
- And now I have zero dollars in here.
624
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:34,300
Well, I didn't, so maybe
you didn't actually have that money.
625
00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:37,761
- What did you buy?
- I didn't buy anything.
626
00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:42,182
I have my own money.
I don't need to take your money.
627
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,312
Are you serious?
628
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,401
- Did you...
- What do you think I did?
629
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:55,613
- I don't know. The money's not here.
- I've been with you this whole time.
630
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:57,781
I've been with you this whole time.
631
00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:04,330
I have no idea what you could
possibly be imagining right now.
632
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,417
Well, it wouldn't be the first time...
633
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,464
...you decided to treat yourself.
634
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,292
[Sam] How far can you go?
635
00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:53,712
[Stephanie] I could probably go further,
but I'm too scared.
636
00:52:57,424 --> 00:53:00,010
- Here, I'm gonna go a little further.
- OK.
637
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,753
Are you alive?
638
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,173
Did you fall?
639
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,693
There's just a lady out there
having a conversation on a cellphone,
640
00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:01,280
but it's so quiet that I can hear her
even though she's about 50 yards away.
641
00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:03,115
Weird.
642
00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:06,243
I don't think I can get back up.
643
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:08,412
- Do you need help?
- Maybe.
644
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:12,666
- I think...
- Can't quite find anything to grab on.
645
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:14,835
Nice work.
646
00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:28,807
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
647
00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:35,647
[Sam] All right, so, babe, I'm thinking
648
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:39,818
that we could drive home on 40
649
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:42,196
and spend the night in Lake Havasu
650
00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:45,199
and sort of break the trip up
so it's not so brutal.
651
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:49,828
Or my new idea
652
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:52,331
is we could go
a little bit out of the way
653
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:54,500
and spend the night in Vegas
654
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:57,544
and still break the trip up
for the most part,
655
00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:01,590
but also have
like one more day of fun.
656
00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:08,639
I just really badly wanna play craps.
657
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:09,807
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
658
00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:13,894
I had so much fun playing craps
last time, and I haven't done it since.
659
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:17,397
It's like the really fun game.
660
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:21,443
Real group-participation game.
661
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:26,907
Well, whatever you wanna do.
You get to pick.
662
00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:32,746
All right. That is definitely
what I wanna do. I'm feeling lucky.
663
00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:41,088
- Can I turn off the light?
- Mm-hm.
664
00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:24,923
[gentle snoring]
665
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:18,226
Did you erase it?
666
00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:24,316
What the fuck was that?
667
00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:29,905
[tape ejects]
668
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:33,075
[inserts tape]
669
00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:41,083
What's so special
about this tape anyway?
670
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,418
- I don't know. Maybe it's a...
- Fuck.
671
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:47,089
Maybe it's a tape of a senator
fucking his daughter or something
672
00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:49,967
and we're gonna use it for blackmail.
673
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:54,179
As long as they pay us. But we're gonna
make tapes, copies of the tapes.
674
00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:56,348
More money.
675
00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:03,146
Can you not put that
so close to my face?
676
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,606
- [man] Sorry.
- It's so annoying.
677
00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:07,109
- You go to this lake every year?
- Yep.
678
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,695
- By yourself?
- Um, yeah.
679
00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:12,698
But this year I have you guys,
so it's gonna be fun.
680
00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:17,619
[blonde] What do you do, just like walk
around the woods and play with yourself?
681
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:21,123
[man] If that's what you do,
can I play with Samantha?
682
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,333
- Get it out...
- [driver] Guys, let's scare this guy.
683
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:26,461
- [cameraman] Where?
- This guy over here. Are you ready?
684
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,922
[cameraman] Wait, wait, wait.
What is he doing?
685
00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:30,924
- Let's pick him up!
- [car horn blares]
686
00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:33,343
Shit! Oh, shit!
687
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,262
[laughs]
688
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:38,015
You almost fuckin' killed that guy.
689
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,642
Whoa. Oh, man.
690
00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:42,644
- He was kind of cute, though.
- What?
691
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:43,812
He was.
692
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:46,565
You seriously wanna fuck
anything that has two legs
693
00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:48,442
with a third tripod in between.
694
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,653
I would never fuck you
and I would never fuck you.
695
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:54,489
- Take it back. Take it back.
- I might fuck you one day.
696
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,825
Yeah, what kind of guys are you into?
697
00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,870
- I'd fuck me. Would you, Spider?
- [Samantha] I bet you do.
698
00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:02,622
- Fuck you? Yeah, probably.
- Yeah!
699
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:06,418
[Spider] I don't understand, though.
Like you go to this lake every year.
700
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:08,545
It's a tradition type thing
or what's the deal?
701
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:12,758
It's just fun. Not many people go there,
so we'll have the place to ourselves.
702
00:59:12,924 --> 00:59:15,802
[Samantha] What's fun
about hanging out by yourself?
703
00:59:21,475 --> 00:59:23,143
[Samantha laughs]
704
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:25,604
[Spider] Wait. I'll get the door.
705
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:28,148
- It's good, right?
- Yeah, I wanna see you get it.
706
00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:30,776
- Can I have a piece?
- This coffee is for you.
707
00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:34,821
Because when you told me
about this trip,
708
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:37,699
you said it was just us girls,
but we're hanging out with these dorks.
709
00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:43,705
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I need to document this, OK?
710
00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:47,084
You told me, Wendy, Wendy, my sweet,
711
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:51,088
that this was just gonna be you and me,
712
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:55,092
and now you've told her
that it's gonna be an all-girls' trip.
713
00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:57,803
Yeah. So I lied a little.
714
00:59:57,969 --> 01:00:00,430
[Spider] I'm just glad
I'm with some people and not alone.
715
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:04,684
- Not alone in your room or jerking off.
- I don't jerk off that much, but...
716
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,186
- Not that much?
- Come on.
717
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:10,357
- [Spider] Is this it?
- [cameraman] I don't know. Is this it?
718
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:14,402
Oh, OK, yeah. This is...
Ooh, dead end. Let's take the left.
719
01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:16,696
Really, Wendy?
720
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:22,119
- ...to go, so fucking go, man.
- I can't catch that thing.
721
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,954
[cameraman] Just get it.
722
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,915
You have your bow knife, right?
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
723
01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:29,835
[Spider] Have you got him? What is that?
724
01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,629
- It's a barracuda.
- A what?
725
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,381
- A barracuda.
- That's a fish, you idiot.
726
01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:38,009
- It's a barracuda fly.
- Oh, seriously?
727
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:40,387
- I don't know.
- [laughs]
728
01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,764
- You wanna see me eat it?
- Yeah.
729
01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:45,308
Oh, fuck.
730
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:48,061
- You're not really gonna eat it?
- I love you, Mom.
731
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:51,231
Oh, my God! Oh, my Go...!
732
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:55,068
- I was here to fuckin' boink her.
- Yeah?
733
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:57,821
What are you... What are...
Wait. I have a question.
734
01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:00,615
What are you doing here?
735
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:03,535
- Huh?
- See that blonde goddess up there?
736
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,245
- No. Where?
- That's what I'm here for.
737
01:01:05,412 --> 01:01:07,664
[cameraman] I don't see much
of a blonde goddess anywhere.
738
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:12,085
Or blonde crack whore,
according to you, right?
739
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,546
- Give me the camera.
- You're not gettin' the camera.
740
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:15,964
- For one second.
- Why?
741
01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:18,300
- I wanna do something.
- No. Go fuck yourself.
742
01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:21,511
- [cameraman] Wedgie?
- [Wendy] Joey. Joey.
743
01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,307
- Did she wedgie you?
- [Spider] No.
744
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,935
That's more like it, dick-wise,
right above your head. Look.
745
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:31,479
Stop. Stop!
It's coming right out of your head.
746
01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:33,273
- It's about the size of your dick.
- What?
747
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,900
- And it's moving.
- Oh!
748
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:37,485
We're walking around the middle
of the fucking woods.
749
01:01:37,652 --> 01:01:40,113
- Where the fuck are we going?
- Can you get a shot of this?
750
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,282
Yeah, sure. Of what?
751
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,202
What, of the wall?
752
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:49,497
Yeah. Just humour me, OK?
It's tripping me out.
753
01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:52,459
The last time I was here,
my friend fell over it.
754
01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:56,504
All right. Well... Hi, wall. "Hi, Joey."
755
01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:00,258
Good?
756
01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:02,719
- Soon as you get back up.
- Why are you carrying around grass?
757
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:07,515
- OK! God! Jeez! You motherfucker.
- [Spider] I didn't do it. Wendy did it.
758
01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:10,268
Well, I...
You should have ninja'd that shit.
759
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:14,439
- Oh, fuck me.
- Did I break it? Is it OK?
760
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:21,696
- [Spider] Oh, my God.
- [Joey] Yo, that is gnarly.
761
01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:24,699
Hey, Samantha. Hey, look.
Hey, you like this?
762
01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:26,701
- Easy.
- [Samantha] It reminds me of your mom.
763
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:28,411
[Spider] That's really funny.
764
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:31,706
- You guys are fucking disgusting.
- That's gross. Stop poking it.
765
01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:34,042
[Joey] Oh, my God,
it's not gonna hurt you.
766
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:36,253
- [Spider] Oh, look.
- That's filled with nutrients.
767
01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:38,463
Just suck on it. Bite into it.
768
01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:42,300
[Joey] What are you doing over there,
crazy girl?
769
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:51,518
- [Joey] What's with this camera?
- [Spider] Look at that.
770
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:53,603
- What?
- Look, this. Look at this.
771
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,021
- Oh, wow.
- Isn't that awesome?
772
01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,023
[Joey]
Yo, we could trip all day on that.
773
01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,566
[Spider laughs]
774
01:02:58,733 --> 01:02:59,943
- Yeah.
- [Samantha] Oh, yeah.
775
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,112
- You like that?
- Dream on.
776
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,281
[laughter]
777
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:10,870
Joey... you're all gonna
fuckin' die up here.
778
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,038
What?
779
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,086
Tell me you got that.
That one skipped like 20 feet.
780
01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,297
Nice, dude.
781
01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:23,967
- I'm not getting in that fucking lake.
- Yo, give me that.
782
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,560
- [Spider] What's up, guys?
- [Joey] What up?
783
01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:38,189
- [Spider] What are you guys doing?
- [Samantha] Just fuckin' chillin'.
784
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:42,569
- Here, babe.
- [Spider] Are you guys doing drugs?
785
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,529
- [Samantha laughs]
- What?
786
01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:47,657
- [Samantha] He fuckin' calls it drugs!
- Wait. I gotta get this.
787
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,535
- [Samantha] The look on your face.
- Are you guys doing drugs right now?
788
01:03:50,702 --> 01:03:54,456
- Come on, seriously. No, seriously.
- Spider, can I tell you something?
789
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,207
- OK.
- You're a fucking dweeb.
790
01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:59,836
Whatever. I don't... I don't do drugs.
How about that? How's that sound?
791
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,047
[Samantha] Why do you look so scared?
Just take a hit.
792
01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:04,924
I'm scared of getting the fear.
793
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,092
- What?
- What?
794
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:09,346
- The fear. You never heard of that?
- [laughter]
795
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:12,390
Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
I'm serious. The fear.
796
01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:16,269
When you do too many drugs and then
you get like all freaked out and crazy.
797
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:19,230
Spider, there's no fucking such thing
as the fear.
798
01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:22,442
- [Joey] Just take a hit, bro. Come on.
- Take a fucking hit and chill out.
799
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,819
- I'll take a hit if you don't film it.
- Promise.
800
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,488
- [Joey] OK.
- Scout's honour.
801
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:29,240
- [Spider] All right.
- [indistinct]
802
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,080
[Wendy] No, no, no.
You gotta like breathe it in.
803
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,748
- Through my nose?
- Through your nose.
804
01:04:36,915 --> 01:04:39,250
[Joey] That was huge, girls!
805
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:41,002
[coughs]
806
01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:42,962
- [Joey] Oh, man!
- Oh, my God!
807
01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:45,340
[Joey] Fucker's gonna die!
808
01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:47,801
Oh, my God. Fuck this.
Take that. Give me that.
809
01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:50,011
- [Joey] Careful, bro.
- I'm sorry.
810
01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:51,721
[Spider coughs]
811
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:54,265
Oh, my God, my throat's on fire.
812
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:59,521
Wendy, what the fuck were you saying
before about us all getting killed?
813
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:01,272
- [Spider] What?
- When did she say that?
814
01:05:01,439 --> 01:05:04,984
We were over by the mushroom tree.
When we were standing over by the tree.
815
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:07,779
She was like,
"You're all gonna fuckin' die."
816
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:10,615
[Spider] What do you mean, like here?
Like here here?
817
01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:12,867
- Yeah.
- [Joey] Here?
818
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:14,953
- Did you guys not hear about this?
- [Joey] No.
819
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,663
Why the fuck would I come to this lake
820
01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:19,207
if I heard about
some damn murders out here?
821
01:05:19,374 --> 01:05:21,376
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
822
01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:23,878
- [Joey] Wait.
- Are you being serious?
823
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:27,132
- [Joey] You're fucking with us.
- No, I'm being dead serious.
824
01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:30,051
- [Spider] Well, what happened?
- Um...
825
01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:38,852
You know, the weird thing is that
I don't remember what he looked like.
826
01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:41,688
[Samantha] What do you mean,
you don't remember?
827
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:44,983
[Spider] What who looked like?
What are you talking about?
828
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,613
- [Joey] What?
- [Spider] Fuck you. Fuck you.
829
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,950
- I told you guys. The fear. You see?
- OK, that gave me the fuckin' fear.
830
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,660
- You know what?
- [Spider] Fuck this.
831
01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:58,788
- Fuck this. I'm going swimming.
- [Spider] Seriously?
832
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:00,540
- Yep, seriously.
- [Spider] Go for it.
833
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,917
Will you strip down for me, Joey?
834
01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:05,086
- I don't care.
- Oh, yeah?
835
01:06:06,588 --> 01:06:11,009
Are you sure you wanna see that?
Like I said earlier, a two-inch cock.
836
01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:13,761
[Joey] Probably gonna be two inches
in a minute.
837
01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:15,930
[Spider laughs]
838
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:22,562
Oh! Oh, fuck!
Oh, it's fuckin' cold, man!
839
01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:27,901
[Spider] Oh, my God. That was crazy.
840
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,904
- It's fuckin' beautiful.
- [Wendy] I'll join you in a minute.
841
01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:33,740
- Or not. We'll see.
- Whoa!
842
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:36,534
[yelling]
843
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,703
[Spider] Are you se...?
844
01:06:40,413 --> 01:06:42,081
What the hell? Is he...?
845
01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,583
- I'm fuckin' with you!
- Fuck you!
846
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,336
Dude, I gotta take a shit.
You just scared the shit out of me.
847
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:47,504
Can I come with you?
848
01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,510
[Samantha] Spider, did you bring
the fucking camera?
849
01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,094
[Spider] No.
850
01:06:55,261 --> 01:07:00,141
Yeah. So what was the deal with Wendy
and all that killer shit?
851
01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:03,478
I don't know. That fucking story
was creeping me out. She is weird.
852
01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:07,232
[Spider] I know, right? That's what I'm
talking about. The fear, right there.
853
01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:10,026
What are you doing behind there?
It really stinks.
854
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,946
Spider, you wanna
see something sickening?
855
01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:15,448
- Sure.
- It's fucking disgusting.
856
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:20,828
This is my new tryout, Spider,
just for you.
857
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:24,832
No one has seen this yet.
This shit is red hot.
858
01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:28,545
- Prepare for awesome.
- Wait. What?
859
01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:33,091
- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God.
860
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,845
Oh, my God, your eye.
Look at your fucking eye!
861
01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,847
What the fuck?
862
01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:43,560
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
863
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,437
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
864
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:27,270
- [Wendy] Hey, Joey.
- Oh, hey, what's up?
865
01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:30,898
Oh, God, it's getting fuckin' cold.
Where are the other guys at?
866
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,526
They left. Wanna fuck?
867
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:38,615
- They left?
- Did you hear what I said?
868
01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:40,992
So they just left their stuff?
869
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,411
Joey, please do not tell me
you're a virgin.
870
01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:44,746
What?
871
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:47,332
Come on, I think
we should get back into the lake,
872
01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:51,127
fuck each other's brains out
and we could even film it for posterity.
873
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:54,005
Wow. Turn that shit off.
874
01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:56,174
Don't you wanna fuck me?
875
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,511
You were serious earlier, weren't you,
about the murders?
876
01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,555
I remember reading about it now.
877
01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:04,223
It was like four kids were killed,
878
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:08,019
and the guy,
they said the guy was like insane.
879
01:09:08,186 --> 01:09:11,564
He was beyond insane. He was evil.
880
01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:16,986
This lake ran red with their blood.
881
01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,447
- And I came back...
- To move on. I get it.
882
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:23,743
It's some kind of like post-traumatic
stress therapy or something.
883
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:28,498
No, it's not therapy. I brought you back
because I needed bait.
884
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:31,959
- Bait?
- They never caught him, Joey.
885
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:35,171
They never believed me,
how... how he was everywhere.
886
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,840
How he could be two places at once.
887
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,511
That wall back there,
my friend smashed her head open on it.
888
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:44,639
Wendy, this is crazy, OK?
I think you need help.
889
01:09:44,806 --> 01:09:47,225
Maybe we should just get the others
and get the fuck out of here.
890
01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:50,061
They're dead, Joey. He's back.
891
01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:52,063
- No.
- And this time I'm ready for you.
892
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:55,274
Get that shit out of here.
I think you need help.
893
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,457
[panting breaths]
894
01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:14,001
Give it to me. Shit.
895
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:28,349
Come on.
896
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:40,570
Come on, fucker.
897
01:10:47,452 --> 01:10:49,454
[distorted yelling]
898
01:10:50,288 --> 01:10:52,290
Why can't I film you?
899
01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:57,128
Fuck!
900
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,593
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
901
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,409
Fuck.
902
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:39,170
You came back for nothing.
903
01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:44,675
[panting breaths]
904
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:03,903
If you're watching this...
don't come here!
905
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:13,496
Joey?
906
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:24,841
Joey?
907
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,544
What are you waiting for?
908
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:20,062
I beat you one on one, asshole.
909
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,333
Oh, fuck!
910
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:37,431
- Where the fuck did those guys go?
- Where the fuck did they go?
911
01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,227
I got a flashlight.
912
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,562
Probably fuckin' each other downstairs.
913
01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:47,942
Dude, we were just downstairs.
They're not downstairs.
914
01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:50,444
Where do you think they're at?
915
01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:52,238
I don't know. I'll go look for 'em.
916
01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,323
You look through
these fuckin' tapes, OK?
917
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:58,619
No, no, no. Just like that, you're gonna
leave me in here with this dead fucker?
918
01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:02,081
Well, sorry if your vagina hurts there,
sister, but someone's gotta do it.
919
01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:05,126
Just get out of the way.
920
01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:07,294
[sighs]
921
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,379
- Hey.
- Hi.
922
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:54,300
- How was... How was work?
- It was fine.
923
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:56,802
One of the other girls called in sick,
924
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:59,972
so I was the only one
answering phones all night.
925
01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:03,184
Also my arm's been really bothering me.
926
01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:06,937
It's like I bruised it or something,
but I don't remember how.
927
01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:12,401
I think you can see.
There's a bump there.
928
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:14,779
- Can you see?
- Mm-mm.
929
01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:20,910
Well, I know I said I didn't want this,
but when you're a doctor,
930
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:24,955
could you just support me
and I'll just stay at home?
931
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:29,752
- I guess, yeah, if you want that.
- That was easy.
932
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:32,630
Do you want me to make it difficult
for you, like, um...
933
01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:35,758
"I don't know, Emily. I guess
you'll have to convince me here."
934
01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:38,260
Really?
935
01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:41,347
I mean,
maybe a little convincing or...
936
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,559
Well, how about now?
937
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,815
Maybe a little more?
938
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:53,901
How about now?
939
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:05,079
Well, now I can show you my apartment.
940
01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:09,875
Yay. I mean,
I'm gonna see it soon enough.
941
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:13,420
Well, fall break's not soon enough.
942
01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:16,048
Um... I know.
943
01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:18,926
All right, so this...
944
01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,265
Like right here...
945
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,018
Uh, this is where I heard the footsteps.
946
01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:31,564
- Back there?
- Yeah.
947
01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:36,610
Right. I mean, could it have been
coming from upstairs?
948
01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,447
No. I mean...
949
01:17:40,614 --> 01:17:44,493
My neighbour always wears heels,
so I know what that sounds like.
950
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:47,580
It was weird,
it was like while it was happening,
951
01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:50,749
it didn't seem like it was real,
but I was awake.
952
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,751
And you didn't check?
953
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,795
Are you kidding me? No way.
954
01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:59,550
I can't believe I was even like able
to fall back asleep.
955
01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:02,428
I mean, it sounds like you were asleep.
956
01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:06,557
OK, well, next time it happens,
I'll call you and you can watch me
957
01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:09,268
and maybe I'll be brave enough
to open the door.
958
01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:12,688
OK.
959
01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:15,399
OK.
960
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:19,403
Emily? Hello? Hey.
961
01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:22,948
- Hey. Hey.
- What's... What's going on?
962
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:25,534
There's something at my door. Listen.
963
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:29,455
[muffled sounds]
964
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:32,833
- Did you hear that?
- What was that?
965
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,002
- [light thud]
_ Shh.
966
01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:42,635
- Did you see that?
- Emily, what are you doing?
967
01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:44,261
I'm gonna open the door
with you here.
968
01:18:44,428 --> 01:18:48,015
- No, that's stupid. Why?
- No, no, this is just like before.
969
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:50,809
Hey.
970
01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:07,159
See? I told you. My apartment's haunted.
971
01:19:07,326 --> 01:19:09,578
I'm sure there's
a reasonable explanation.
972
01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:13,123
No, no, this feels really familiar.
973
01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:14,750
What do you mean?
974
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:19,088
Well, remember the first time
that you got transferred off the base
975
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,840
when your father got transferred
to Fort Leonard Wood?
976
01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:23,801
- I was like 12.
- Yeah.
977
01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,929
Well, that was when things
got really bad for me,
978
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,015
and, you know, I had my big accident
and I had to have surgery,
979
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:33,060
and it was the first time we were apart
since I was really little.
980
01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:34,228
Mm-hm.
981
01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:38,774
Now is the first time we've been apart
since high school, and I just...
982
01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:40,943
Emily.
983
01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:58,294
So you think you saw...
Are you sure you saw like a little kid?
984
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:02,006
I mean, I think I saw something,
but it could have been anything, Emily.
985
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:06,218
Like, you know, maybe it was like
a breeze or something like that.
986
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:10,514
Breeze. Man, of all the times
for you not to be recording our chat.
987
01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,224
I'll record it next time.
988
01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:17,896
I need to find out if a little kid
died here. I'm gonna ask my landlord.
989
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:20,441
Um, I don't know if you should do that.
990
01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:24,028
I don't... I can't imagine he'd be
thrilled to have that conversation.
991
01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:27,239
Yeah, well, I think he has to tell me.
I think it's the law or something.
992
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:30,200
The law?
993
01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:33,287
Why are you messing
with your arm like that? What's wrong?
994
01:20:33,454 --> 01:20:37,750
It's not... It's not getting better.
It's like this...
995
01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:40,044
Like a lump under my skin or something.
996
01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:42,212
You shouldn't do that.
That's not good for you.
997
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:46,717
Just stop touching it and when I come
and see you, I'll check it out, OK?
998
01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:49,345
OK. You're right.
999
01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:54,600
Hey, Emily, what's going on?
1000
01:20:54,767 --> 01:20:57,353
I'm hearing the noise again.
I'm gonna go check it out.
1001
01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:00,564
OK. Um, do you have a weapon?
1002
01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:03,817
- No. Should 1?
- Yeah, I think that'd be a good idea.
1003
01:21:03,984 --> 01:21:05,986
OK, OK, hold on.
1004
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,867
OK.
1005
01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:15,662
- Be careful.
- Yeah.
1006
01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:30,886
Wait. Look...
Look towards your living room.
1007
01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:35,516
Well, I don't... There's a lamp,
but I'd have to go through the room.
1008
01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:37,768
OK, well, do you have a flashlight?
1009
01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:41,271
No. Oh, I have... I'll use this.
1010
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:47,569
You here? James, are you there?
1011
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:49,738
Yeah.
1012
01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:52,991
I didn't see anything. No.
1013
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:58,288
- See anything?
- Mm-mm.
1014
01:21:58,997 --> 01:22:03,585
Whoa. Emily. Emily! Close your door.
1015
01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,509
- Oh, my God.
- Are you OK?
1016
01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:14,930
- I should have talked to him.
- Are you all right?
1017
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,974
Hey, were you recording that?
1018
01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:18,809
No. I just got caught up in the moment.
1019
01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:22,146
James! Next time I call you
in the middle of the night,
1020
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:23,689
please press record!
1021
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:26,483
OK. All right. I promise.
1022
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,826
Will you stay up with me tonight?
1023
01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:38,120
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
1024
01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:42,124
Thank you.
1025
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,588
So I talked to my landlord today.
1026
01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:50,424
He said no one's ever died
in my apartment ever, so...
1027
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:53,093
Well, that's not exactly something
he'd wanna advertise, right?
1028
01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:55,429
Yeah, but he said
like no kids ever lived here.
1029
01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,182
- It's always been student housing.
- Uh-huh.
1030
01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:01,727
- Uh-oh.
- What's that? What are you doing?
1031
01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:05,189
Oh, well, I felt that lump move
in my arm today, so...
1032
01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,941
Emily, what the fuck is that?
Don't do that!
1033
01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:10,736
Thought it might be a spider bite.
You know how you hear about...
1034
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:13,489
That's an urban legend. That's not real.
1035
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:15,491
It's right under there.
Look. I'll show you.
1036
01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:18,869
Stop. Stop that. Don't do that, OK?
That's not good for you.
1037
01:23:19,036 --> 01:23:22,331
This is like your leg, like seven years
ago. You still have a scar from that.
1038
01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:24,500
Emily, what the fuck are you doing?
1039
01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:27,920
- Well, I think if I just...
- No, put that away.
1040
01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:31,048
- Yes.
- Seriously, Emily, look at me.
1041
01:23:31,215 --> 01:23:36,053
Emily. Emily, look at me, OK?
You need to put that away, all right?
1042
01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:39,389
Digging around in your arm is not gonna
do any more good, all right?
1043
01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:43,519
You just need to put some alcohol
on that or iodine or something like that
1044
01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:45,938
and put a bandage on it, all right?
1045
01:23:46,104 --> 01:23:48,607
'Cause otherwise
it's just gonna get infected, OK?
1046
01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:51,151
You know, I'll be there in a week
and I'll look at it.
1047
01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:55,822
But for right now just leave it alone.
You're acting really crazy, all right?
1048
01:23:57,491 --> 01:23:59,701
OK, OK.
1049
01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:04,039
OK. I mean, can you go to the bathroom
and clean that off?
1050
01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,709
Yeah, yeah. I'll be right back.
1051
01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:16,426
[water runs]
1052
01:24:19,304 --> 01:24:20,806
- Emily?
- Yeah?
1053
01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:22,558
- Are you there?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1054
01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:24,393
I gotta do some work,
so what's going on?
1055
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:27,688
- I know. This'll only take a minute.
- What's up?
1056
01:24:27,854 --> 01:24:31,858
Well, he's outside my... my room.
I can hear little boy's footsteps.
1057
01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:34,945
That's really scary, Emily.
What are you talking about?
1058
01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:38,031
Well, I just... I need to talk to him
and I need your help.
1059
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,535
Um... I mean,
I'll help in any way that I can.
1060
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:45,497
OK. Great, great. OK, so I'm gonna close
my eyes so he doesn't scare me.
1061
01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:46,665
What?
1062
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:49,918
I'm gonna close my eyes so I don't
freak out and run back in here, OK?
1063
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:52,921
You're just gonna tell me if he's there
and if he's paying attention to me,
1064
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:55,632
and then I'll talk to him,
I'll find out what he wants,
1065
01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:58,552
if he wants me to find his body
or whatever.
1066
01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:02,180
I just... I don't wanna look at him.
He's a ghost. He freaks me out.
1067
01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,349
What? Um...
1068
01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:08,312
- OK. All right.
- OK? Can you do that?
1069
01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:09,896
- Yeah.
- OK, OK.
1070
01:25:10,063 --> 01:25:13,900
So as soon as... as soon as I open the
bedroom door, I'm gonna close my eyes,
1071
01:25:14,067 --> 01:25:16,653
and then you'll tell me
what's there, OK?
1072
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:18,739
- All right.
- OK, are you ready?
1073
01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:21,366
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, I'm closing my eyes.
1074
01:25:26,872 --> 01:25:30,834
- Hey.
- Hey. What's there?
1075
01:25:32,002 --> 01:25:35,088
Uh... I don't see anything.
It's just your hallway.
1076
01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:37,883
OK.
1077
01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:42,429
- Anything in here?
- Um... no.
1078
01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:46,224
No.
1079
01:25:47,309 --> 01:25:49,311
Go in your living room.
1080
01:25:50,771 --> 01:25:52,773
OK, I'm not looking.
1081
01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:58,111
Listen, I don't see anything, OK?
Yeah, you should go back to your room.
1082
01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:01,448
- See him?
- No, I don't see anything.
1083
01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:04,618
Maybe he's done for the night.
1084
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,999
- I'm almost disappointed.
- What are you doing?
1085
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,585
- What?
- Emily.
1086
01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:15,587
- What?
- Close your eyes.
1087
01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:17,756
Oh, OK.
1088
01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:22,052
Is he here?
1089
01:26:22,386 --> 01:26:25,180
- Back to your left.
- OK.
1090
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:27,349
Emily!
1091
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:31,353
Emily. Emily.
1092
01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:37,335
You're telling me
part of this thing is human?
1093
01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,504
[distorted sound]
1094
01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:44,217
Well, how many more times
are you gonna have to do this to her?
1095
01:27:44,384 --> 01:27:47,304
- [distorted sound]
- I don't know if she can survive that.
1096
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:49,431
[distorted sound]
1097
01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:53,268
You're telling me. She thinks
I'm in Michigan. That's far away, OK?
1098
01:27:54,728 --> 01:27:58,899
And that tracking device in her arm,
does that have an expiration date?
1099
01:27:59,065 --> 01:28:01,067
[distorted sound]
1100
01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:03,904
Good, well, take care of it.
1101
01:28:04,070 --> 01:28:06,072
[distorted sound]
1102
01:28:08,116 --> 01:28:11,077
We're gonna have to make this
look like an accident again.
1103
01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:14,956
It's fine. We have people
that can take care of it.
1104
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,417
I'm just gonna have to break some bones.
1105
01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:23,256
For fuck's sake.
1106
01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:27,886
Hey, how's it going?
1107
01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:32,307
- Made it back OK?
- Yeah, yeah. The drive was fine.
1108
01:28:33,225 --> 01:28:37,437
- Are you all right?
- Uh... yeah.
1109
01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:41,024
- So your professors aren't mad at you?
- No.
1110
01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:45,946
I haven't spoken to my advisor yet, but
I'll explain it to him. It'll be fine.
1111
01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:49,783
How are... How are you?
1112
01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:55,539
OK. Um... I went to see
Dr Aberdeen today, like I told you.
1113
01:28:55,705 --> 01:28:58,083
Yeah, she came very highly recommended
from my colleagues.
1114
01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:01,169
So did things go well?
1115
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:08,927
She seems really professional. She...
She diagnosed me as schizoaffective.
1116
01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:13,348
It's a mild form of schizophrenia
and bipolar disorder.
1117
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,184
OK.
1118
01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:19,688
I mean, it explains a lot, you know,
why I thought I'd seen ghosts,
1119
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:23,483
why I don't remember running out into
the middle of the street that night.
1120
01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:25,652
I'm just crazy.
1121
01:29:28,238 --> 01:29:30,240
Don't say that.
1122
01:29:31,741 --> 01:29:35,161
Well, anyway,
she's got me on some medications,
1123
01:29:35,328 --> 01:29:38,373
um, perphenazine and, uh...
1124
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,917
I don't... I don't remember.
1125
01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:44,421
Listen, you're gonna be OK.
1126
01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:48,592
- You don't know.
- 1 do. You're gonna be fine.
1127
01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:55,682
You deserve to be
with someone normal, you know,
1128
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:58,852
someone who doesn't have
SO many problems.
1129
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,021
What if we wanna have kids someday?
1130
01:30:02,606 --> 01:30:07,694
You know... you're the only person
I've ever wanted to be with, Emily,
1131
01:30:07,861 --> 01:30:12,365
so just stop acting like I have a choice
in the matter, all right?
1132
01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:19,539
I don't know what I did to deserve
someone like you. You're so good to me.
1133
01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:24,294
Get some rest.
1134
01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:29,174
I love you.
1135
01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:33,720
Talk to you later.
1136
01:30:33,887 --> 01:30:35,889
All right.
1137
01:30:43,605 --> 01:30:45,607
How's it going?
1138
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:50,946
...hurts. I have like
a sore spot or something.
1139
01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:55,116
Did you... Did you hurt it
on the hike today or...?
1140
01:30:55,283 --> 01:31:00,205
Maybe. Maybe I bumped it.
I don't know. I keep fiddling with it.
1141
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:04,167
Well, don't do that.
I'll look at it when I get there.
1142
01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:07,295
OK.
1143
01:31:08,964 --> 01:31:11,883
What are you doing?
1144
01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:15,303
- Changing into my jammies.
- Oh, yeah?
1145
01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:17,555
- Yeah.
- You can keep going.
1146
01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:20,767
I miss you.
1147
01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:26,147
There was a lot of couples on the hike
today and I just felt alone, you know?
1148
01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:28,316
Alone? Yeah?
1149
01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:32,153
- How's that?
- Here, sit back a little bit.
1150
01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:38,410
There. Yeah.
1151
01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:40,578
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1152
01:31:43,540 --> 01:31:45,375
What were you saying?
1153
01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:47,544
Nothing.
1154
01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:55,051
[Gary] Zak?
1155
01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:58,096
Hey, Zak. I can't find any...
1156
01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:03,184
What the...?
1157
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:25,331
- [footsteps running up stairs]
- Fuck. Zak!
1158
01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:27,876
Jesus.
1159
01:32:31,087 --> 01:32:33,089
Zak.
1160
01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:36,926
Zak.
1161
01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:39,679
You fuckers.
1162
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:42,724
Zak?
1163
01:32:44,184 --> 01:32:46,186
Hello?
1164
01:32:46,686 --> 01:32:49,814
Oh, fuck!
1165
01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:52,817
Jesus.
1166
01:32:52,984 --> 01:32:54,986
Oh, fuck!
1167
01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:03,828
[thuds]
1168
01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:05,997
[groans]
1169
01:33:11,461 --> 01:33:13,463
Fuck!
1170
01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:17,550
[yells]
1171
01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:30,939
[video recorder whirs]
1172
01:33:36,361 --> 01:33:38,446
- I'll think about it.
- [man] Hey, Matt!
1173
01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:45,078
- We forgot... We forgot...
- Did you guys bring any tools?
1174
01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:47,789
- ...spatulas.
- That's what I was using.
1175
01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:49,791
- I was using...
- Oh, the Styrofoam plate?
1176
01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:52,335
- On the grill!
- That's good.
1177
01:33:52,502 --> 01:33:55,088
- Doesn't send chemicals into our food.
- That's how men cook.
1178
01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:57,674
- It's problem-solving.
- You're truly a man.
1179
01:33:57,841 --> 01:33:59,634
You want the burnt one or the burnt one?
1180
01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:04,889
She wants the really long one.
The really, really long one. This long.
1181
01:34:05,056 --> 01:34:06,099
[man] Here we go.
1182
01:34:18,153 --> 01:34:20,613
[car horn beeps]
1183
01:34:20,780 --> 01:34:23,032
[man] Hey, dude,
your dumb friends are here.
1184
01:34:27,704 --> 01:34:29,664
You know all this stuff's
coming down at midnight?
1185
01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:31,833
Mm-hm.
1186
01:34:33,459 --> 01:34:36,546
- [horn beeps]
- Yo! I'll be right down.
1187
01:34:38,256 --> 01:34:41,426
Come out, dude.
It's gonna be an awesome party.
1188
01:34:41,593 --> 01:34:44,470
- Or not.
- Aren't you a bit old for this shit?
1189
01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:49,559
Happy Halloween!
1190
01:35:00,653 --> 01:35:02,655
Yo!
1191
01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:08,494
- Yeah!
- [laughs]
1192
01:35:08,661 --> 01:35:11,456
What's up, guys? How's it going?
1193
01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:15,251
- Awesome. That is awesome.
- What the hell?
1194
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,462
- Are you a bear?
- I'm a nanny-cam.
1195
01:35:17,629 --> 01:35:20,173
- A nanny-cam.
- Better than the Unabomber.
1196
01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:23,885
[Matt] Let's go and do this. Paul,
you know where we're going, right?
1197
01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:26,054
[music blares from stereo]
1198
01:35:28,932 --> 01:35:30,934
[all sing along]
1199
01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,813
No, yeah, you're gonna wanna go to...
1200
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:39,776
No, you wanna go 134 west.
You wanna stay on the 134.
1201
01:35:39,943 --> 01:35:41,486
- [Matt] Fuck!
- Sorry, bro.
1202
01:35:41,653 --> 01:35:43,655
[laughter]
1203
01:35:44,364 --> 01:35:45,365
Fuck!
1204
01:35:45,531 --> 01:35:48,159
[Paul] Way to give yourself an option
by being in the far-right lane.
1205
01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:52,247
- [Matt] I thought we were going...
- I'm gonna give myself the option...
1206
01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:56,292
It eventually will, I think,
hit Spring Street.
1207
01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:59,963
You said it was too dark and then
you just took off your sunglasses?
1208
01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:04,259
[Chad] See if we can go... You're fine.
1209
01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:07,553
[cameraman] How many people
are supposed to be at this party?
1210
01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:10,723
[level crossing bell rings]
1211
01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,433
[train hooter]
1212
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:15,395
[Paul] Oh, my God.
1213
01:36:15,561 --> 01:36:19,565
- [cameraman] Are the girls coming out?
- [Matt] Yeah, they're coming out later.
1214
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:30,576
- [Matt] ...was it? Montecito?
- [Paul] Yeah. Yes.
1215
01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:34,080
- Yeah, it starts... It's here.
- [cameraman] You said it was Mariposa.
1216
01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:36,791
- Just pick one. Mariposa or Montecito?
- It's one of those.
1217
01:36:36,958 --> 01:36:37,959
- [Matt] Mar Vista?
- Yep.
1218
01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:40,003
- I'm going left.
- Why are all the streets M...?
1219
01:36:40,169 --> 01:36:42,088
[Chad] Madison?
This doesn't make any sense!
1220
01:36:42,255 --> 01:36:43,548
[Matt] It's fine. Don't worry.
1221
01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:46,759
- [Matt] Yeah, it is right.
- [Chad] Is that right on the corner?
1222
01:36:46,926 --> 01:36:48,636
- No.
- [cameraman] Can you park here?
1223
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:50,847
[Matt] Yeah, it's all right.
1224
01:36:51,014 --> 01:36:54,100
[cameraman] It's fine. We can come out
and check on the car later too.
1225
01:36:54,267 --> 01:36:56,185
- [Matt] Yeah, fine.
- Can you grab this beer?
1226
01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:58,646
- Yeah, I got it. Here.
- Sword? No sword?
1227
01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:00,732
- Sword.
- Absolutely sword. It's awesome.
1228
01:37:00,898 --> 01:37:02,900
[Paul] I'm wearing a stupid helmet.
1229
01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:17,790
Here, give me a beer.
1230
01:37:18,374 --> 01:37:19,917
Thank you.
1231
01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:22,045
- I wanna hold 'em.
- Can I get one of those?
1232
01:37:22,211 --> 01:37:25,673
Yeah, sure. I'm holding the... Hold on.
1233
01:37:29,719 --> 01:37:31,721
Jesus.
1234
01:37:32,930 --> 01:37:35,308
- What the hell, dude?
- Suck me.
1235
01:37:41,814 --> 01:37:43,816
Awesome.
1236
01:37:45,151 --> 01:37:46,903
- Hello!
- Why are you trying to just walk in?
1237
01:37:47,070 --> 01:37:49,322
Why don't you ring the doorbell?
1238
01:37:49,489 --> 01:37:50,698
All right.
1239
01:37:53,493 --> 01:37:56,412
- [Matt] Where is everyone?
- This is a nice place.
1240
01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:59,332
- [Matt] Maybe it's like a...
- [Chad] Go round back.
1241
01:37:59,499 --> 01:38:02,835
- Don't worry, guys, I'll...
- Are you guys... Oh.
1242
01:38:03,002 --> 01:38:05,671
- [Paul] Short-cut.
- Is anyone else's beer warm?
1243
01:38:05,838 --> 01:38:08,716
That actually hurt! I'll break it!
1244
01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:11,010
- Du-du-du-du-du!
- [bottle clinks]
1245
01:38:11,177 --> 01:38:13,179
[Paul] Where'd it go?
1246
01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:15,515
[cameraman] It's mine.
1247
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:19,602
- [cameraman laughs]
- [Matt] Don't litter.
1248
01:38:23,564 --> 01:38:25,733
[Paul] Dudes, come on.
1249
01:38:28,152 --> 01:38:30,279
- [Matt] You sure this is it?
- [Paul] Yep.
1250
01:38:30,446 --> 01:38:32,615
[Chad] All the lights are on.
1251
01:38:32,782 --> 01:38:34,784
Maybe we're a little early.
1252
01:38:35,743 --> 01:38:37,578
Yeah.
1253
01:38:37,745 --> 01:38:38,788
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
1254
01:38:38,955 --> 01:38:40,248
Ooh! Ooh!
1255
01:38:40,415 --> 01:38:44,335
[Matt] Justin? Yo, Justin!
1256
01:38:46,379 --> 01:38:48,381
- Creepy!
- This party fuckin' sucks.
1257
01:38:48,548 --> 01:38:51,467
- Look over here.
- See? It's a haunted house.
1258
01:38:54,220 --> 01:38:56,889
- It's an empty house.
- A really shitty haunted house.
1259
01:38:57,056 --> 01:38:58,641
So shitty.
1260
01:38:58,808 --> 01:39:00,893
- Justin?
- Justin!
1261
01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:03,646
[Chad] He probably went to get beer.
1262
01:39:03,813 --> 01:39:06,357
- [cameraman] Ooh!
- [Paul] First ones through.
1263
01:39:06,983 --> 01:39:08,860
- [Matt] What is it?
- [cameraman] All right?
1264
01:39:09,026 --> 01:39:11,028
[Paul] God, look at that shit.
1265
01:39:13,406 --> 01:39:15,408
- [Matt] All right.
- [laughter]
1266
01:39:16,951 --> 01:39:18,494
All right. OK.
1267
01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:21,581
All right, maybe not
the scariest thing I've ever seen.
1268
01:39:21,747 --> 01:39:23,291
[laughter]
1269
01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:25,751
There's a chair.
Obviously there was a struggle.
1270
01:39:25,918 --> 01:39:27,920
- A chair!
- There was a struggle.
1271
01:39:28,087 --> 01:39:31,299
- Oh, fuck!
- Oh, wow. Holy shit.
1272
01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:33,468
Huh?
1273
01:39:37,263 --> 01:39:39,474
[Chad] Oh, another room
that's locked up.
1274
01:39:40,558 --> 01:39:44,270
- Tenant's out, yeah.
- [Chad] This is pretty cool.
1275
01:39:44,437 --> 01:39:47,398
[Matt] Whoo!
It's like a nautical theme in here.
1276
01:39:47,565 --> 01:39:51,152
- Heavy clouds too.
- Dark skies...
1277
01:39:52,195 --> 01:39:54,197
[rattling]
1278
01:39:55,364 --> 01:39:56,657
[cameraman] Hello?
1279
01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:58,993
Oh, Jesus!
1280
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:01,787
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa?
What, what, what?
1281
01:40:02,663 --> 01:40:05,458
It was like people
reaching out of the wall at you.
1282
01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:07,668
What happened? What happened?
1283
01:40:07,835 --> 01:40:11,631
I have never seen that before.
That was fuckin' awesome.
1284
01:40:11,797 --> 01:40:14,842
- This is rad. This is not that bad.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh!
1285
01:40:15,009 --> 01:40:17,261
You hear that? Wait, wait, wait.
1286
01:40:17,428 --> 01:40:19,430
[light thudding]
1287
01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:23,017
You go. Go. Go.
1288
01:40:38,491 --> 01:40:42,078
[Matt] Last year's party, rented
this castle in the desert. It was nuts.
1289
01:40:42,245 --> 01:40:46,249
It was like this weird, medieval...
I don't know. I got a sword out of it.
1290
01:40:51,629 --> 01:40:54,465
[indistinct muffled sounds from above]
1291
01:41:24,287 --> 01:41:26,289
Hello?
1292
01:41:26,914 --> 01:41:28,916
Hello?
1293
01:41:36,591 --> 01:41:38,593
Guys?
1294
01:41:39,552 --> 01:41:41,554
Guys.
1295
01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:45,266
[loud bang]
1296
01:41:45,433 --> 01:41:47,435
Guys, not funny!
1297
01:41:51,897 --> 01:41:55,026
Fuck, dude.
Where's the fuckin' party, man?
1298
01:41:55,192 --> 01:41:57,903
[whispers] I don't know.
We're gonna go scare Matt.
1299
01:42:00,072 --> 01:42:02,700
[whispers]
This place is fuckin' awesome.
1300
01:42:09,749 --> 01:42:11,751
Ready?
1301
01:42:15,046 --> 01:42:17,048
On two.
1302
01:42:17,798 --> 01:42:19,800
[yelling]
1303
01:42:22,261 --> 01:42:24,680
Don't! Don't! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
1304
01:42:26,223 --> 01:42:27,266
Ow.
1305
01:42:27,433 --> 01:42:30,561
All right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude. Come on.
1306
01:42:30,728 --> 01:42:33,189
No, dude, that fuckin' hurt!
1307
01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:35,358
[Matt] Come on, dude.
1308
01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:41,322
I can't believe they can afford this.
1309
01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,491
[muffled voices upstairs]
1310
01:42:46,661 --> 01:42:50,998
I just don't want anything
to jump out at me. I'm tired of it.
1311
01:42:51,165 --> 01:42:54,251
[Chad] If you think about what we're
doing, we're walking through a house.
1312
01:42:54,418 --> 01:42:56,671
What the fuck is that noise?
1313
01:42:56,837 --> 01:42:58,839
[muffled voices continue]
1314
01:43:01,550 --> 01:43:03,552
[Chad] How do we get upstairs?
1315
01:43:04,679 --> 01:43:07,765
- [Paul] Where the fuck is the party?
- I don't know.
1316
01:43:13,938 --> 01:43:16,107
- Hey.
- Anything in there?
1317
01:43:16,273 --> 01:43:19,819
[men] Cast him down!
1318
01:43:19,985 --> 01:43:21,487
I think I found the party.
1319
01:43:21,654 --> 01:43:23,656
[man leading prayer]
1320
01:43:24,907 --> 01:43:29,078
...and through the unity
of the men with the sword.
1321
01:43:29,245 --> 01:43:31,580
- Arise, Lord!
- Cast him...
1322
01:43:31,747 --> 01:43:35,418
[man] Do as ye have said
and fall upon him and burn him,
1323
01:43:35,584 --> 01:43:38,754
that thou mayest take away
the innocent blood which Joab shed,
1324
01:43:38,921 --> 01:43:41,257
from me and from the house of my father.
1325
01:43:41,424 --> 01:43:44,427
- Arise, O Lord!
- Cast you down!
1326
01:43:44,593 --> 01:43:47,513
- Arise, O Lord!
- Cast you down!
1327
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:49,098
A sword is upon the liars!
1328
01:43:49,265 --> 01:43:52,977
A sword is upon the mighty men
and they shall be dismayed.
1329
01:43:53,144 --> 01:43:56,313
A sword is upon their horses
and upon their chariots
1330
01:43:56,480 --> 01:43:58,899
and upon all the mingled people
that are in the midst of her.
1331
01:43:59,066 --> 01:44:01,902
- Arise, O Lord!
- Cast him down!
1332
01:44:02,069 --> 01:44:04,572
- Arise, O Lord!
- Cast him down!
1333
01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:09,160
Cast him down! Cast him down!
1334
01:44:09,326 --> 01:44:11,620
Who are you?
Who are thou foulings?
1335
01:44:11,787 --> 01:44:13,914
- Cast you...
- What are you doing here?
1336
01:44:14,081 --> 01:44:17,334
- We're just here for the party.
- What are you doing here?
1337
01:44:17,501 --> 01:44:20,504
- Sorry.
- You shouldn't be here!
1338
01:44:20,671 --> 01:44:22,173
- Leave!
- Go on!
1339
01:44:22,339 --> 01:44:25,050
- Please help me!
- Quiet! You, be quiet!
1340
01:44:25,217 --> 01:44:27,762
- Get away from there!
- Whoa! OK!
1341
01:44:27,928 --> 01:44:30,681
- I said be quiet!
- [boys] Whoa!
1342
01:44:31,974 --> 01:44:33,976
Holy shit!
1343
01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,941
[cameraman] Oh, shit!
What the fuck is that?
1344
01:44:41,108 --> 01:44:44,403
- Leave. You need to get out of here.
- [Paul] What the fuck is this?
1345
01:44:44,570 --> 01:44:46,071
- Leave!
- [yelling]
1346
01:44:46,238 --> 01:44:48,240
[Chad] Oh, fuck!
1347
01:44:50,075 --> 01:44:52,995
- [cameraman] Oh, shit!
- [yells]
1348
01:44:54,538 --> 01:44:56,874
[Matt] Get the fuck out of here!
1349
01:44:58,250 --> 01:45:01,086
[Paul] Chad! Oh, fuck!
1350
01:45:03,798 --> 01:45:05,800
[Chad] Oh, fuck!
1351
01:45:06,425 --> 01:45:09,804
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
1352
01:45:10,638 --> 01:45:12,681
Listen.
1353
01:45:12,848 --> 01:45:14,850
[woman screams]
1354
01:45:18,521 --> 01:45:20,147
We can't leave.
1355
01:45:20,314 --> 01:45:22,817
No, wait. What?
1356
01:45:22,983 --> 01:45:24,902
[cameraman] Go, go.
1357
01:45:25,069 --> 01:45:27,071
[Paul] What are we gonna do?
1358
01:45:28,989 --> 01:45:30,991
[Chad] Just get the girl and leave.
1359
01:45:31,158 --> 01:45:33,160
[screaming continues]
1360
01:45:37,748 --> 01:45:41,460
[woman] Oh, God! Help!
1361
01:45:50,010 --> 01:45:52,012
[Chad] Back up, back up, back up.
1362
01:45:52,179 --> 01:45:54,640
[woman sobs]
1363
01:45:54,807 --> 01:45:56,809
No!
1364
01:45:57,142 --> 01:45:58,686
Go on, Chad!
1365
01:45:58,853 --> 01:46:00,855
- Tyler, the knife!
- Oh, shit!
1366
01:46:04,567 --> 01:46:06,569
Get the fuck off of me!
1367
01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:09,738
Get off me!
1368
01:46:24,169 --> 01:46:26,171
I got her, I got her, I got her.
1369
01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:29,925
Go. Go, go, go. Come on! Shit!
1370
01:46:30,718 --> 01:46:32,720
Oh, fuck!
1371
01:46:36,098 --> 01:46:38,100
Go!
1372
01:46:39,476 --> 01:46:40,769
Go! Fuck!
1373
01:46:40,936 --> 01:46:43,022
Oh, Jesus! Go!
1374
01:46:44,690 --> 01:46:46,692
Fuck!
1375
01:46:49,194 --> 01:46:50,279
Get the door!
1376
01:46:50,446 --> 01:46:53,282
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
1377
01:46:55,951 --> 01:46:59,121
- It's fucking burning!
- [Tyler] Guys, come on!
1378
01:47:00,831 --> 01:47:02,166
[yells]
1379
01:47:02,333 --> 01:47:04,543
Oh, shit! Fuck!
1380
01:47:06,545 --> 01:47:09,048
We're trapped! We're fuckin' trapped!
1381
01:47:10,341 --> 01:47:12,468
Over here! Over here! Go, go!
1382
01:47:15,137 --> 01:47:17,181
Watch it. Slow.
1383
01:47:22,937 --> 01:47:24,188
Hold on, hold on.
1384
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,357
I got her, I got her.
1385
01:47:26,732 --> 01:47:29,652
- [Paul] Guys, this way!
- Watch out for your head, dude.
1386
01:47:31,362 --> 01:47:33,364
[Paul] This way!
1387
01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:36,784
Come on! Come on.
1388
01:47:36,951 --> 01:47:38,953
Go, go!
1389
01:47:43,749 --> 01:47:45,918
Go!
1390
01:47:46,085 --> 01:47:48,087
Go!
1391
01:47:50,339 --> 01:47:52,341
Almost got it.
1392
01:47:56,845 --> 01:47:58,847
[Tyler] You go first. You go first.
1393
01:48:02,059 --> 01:48:04,061
Holy shit!
1394
01:48:05,813 --> 01:48:08,315
Go! Go! Go, go, go!
1395
01:48:08,482 --> 01:48:11,068
- One more step. One more step.
- Help, Paul. Help.
1396
01:48:14,822 --> 01:48:16,824
Get the car. Get the car!
1397
01:48:19,910 --> 01:48:23,080
- What's up with her?
- Don't... Don't leave me.
1398
01:48:31,964 --> 01:48:33,966
Oh, God. Matt...
1399
01:48:35,384 --> 01:48:37,386
She's...
1400
01:48:43,976 --> 01:48:45,436
[Paul] Come on! Come on!
1401
01:48:45,602 --> 01:48:47,980
[Matt] OK. Hold on, hold on. Here we go.
1402
01:48:48,147 --> 01:48:50,190
OK, OK. Her feet, her feet.
1403
01:48:50,357 --> 01:48:53,193
- [Matt] Hold her, hold her.
- [Tyler] I got her. I got her.
1404
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:55,070
[Chad] Come on! Get her in.
1405
01:48:55,237 --> 01:48:57,614
Jesus! You got her?
1406
01:48:57,781 --> 01:49:00,743
Yeah, yeah, get her... Get her slowly.
Gentle, gentle.
1407
01:49:02,161 --> 01:49:04,163
- Go, go.
- [Tyler] Go, Chad, go!
1408
01:49:04,830 --> 01:49:06,874
[Paul] What the fuck was that?
1409
01:49:07,041 --> 01:49:10,210
Stay with us. Hey, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
1410
01:49:11,503 --> 01:49:13,505
[Chad] What street are we on?
1411
01:49:14,965 --> 01:49:16,967
Just focus
and find the fucking hospital.
1412
01:49:17,134 --> 01:49:19,136
I don't even know where the fuck we are!
1413
01:49:19,303 --> 01:49:23,057
- [Tyler] What the fuck was that?
- [Chad] Just keep her awake!
1414
01:49:23,223 --> 01:49:25,225
OK, stay with me. Stay with me.
1415
01:49:25,851 --> 01:49:28,228
Fuck!
1416
01:49:28,395 --> 01:49:31,899
- [Matt] Deep breaths.
- [Chad and Paul yelling]
1417
01:49:32,066 --> 01:49:33,942
Hey, would you guys calm the fuck down?
1418
01:49:34,109 --> 01:49:36,570
- Oh, Jesus.
- Hey, we got you. Stay with us.
1419
01:49:36,737 --> 01:49:38,155
- Breathe.
- What the fuck, dude?
1420
01:49:38,322 --> 01:49:41,992
- Dude, you gotta hurry!
- What the fuck is wrong with the car?
1421
01:49:42,159 --> 01:49:44,828
- Why are you stopping?
- What the hell is wrong with the car?
1422
01:49:44,995 --> 01:49:47,539
- [Tyler] Dude, drive!
- It's fuckin' stalled, man!
1423
01:49:47,706 --> 01:49:51,877
- Fuckin' drive, dude! Come on!
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
1424
01:49:54,463 --> 01:49:57,716
What the fuck? Where'd she go?
What the fuck?
1425
01:49:57,883 --> 01:49:59,718
[screams]
1426
01:49:59,885 --> 01:50:02,346
- Holy shit!
- What the...?
1427
01:50:03,514 --> 01:50:07,434
What the fuck? Where'd she go?
Where the fuck did she go?
1428
01:50:07,601 --> 01:50:10,521
- [Tyler] What the fuck?
- [Chad] What the fuck was that?
1429
01:50:12,314 --> 01:50:14,316
[Tyler] What the fuck, man?
1430
01:50:14,983 --> 01:50:17,569
[Chad] Jesus! Fuck me!
1431
01:50:17,736 --> 01:50:19,947
[Paul] What the fuck does she want?
1432
01:50:20,114 --> 01:50:21,949
- [Chad] Come on.
- What the fuck?
1433
01:50:22,116 --> 01:50:24,660
[Tyler] Get the hell out of here.
Start the fucking car, dude.
1434
01:50:24,827 --> 01:50:27,579
- Shit.
- Jesus.
1435
01:50:27,746 --> 01:50:31,041
[Tyler] Unlock the doors, Chad.
Start the car.
1436
01:50:31,208 --> 01:50:33,252
- At least open my...
- What the fuck?
1437
01:50:33,418 --> 01:50:34,837
- Chad!
- What the fuck?
1438
01:50:35,003 --> 01:50:37,005
[all yelling]
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