All language subtitles for Wizards Beyond Waverly Place s03e03 Billie Russo-Penwulf

No, I'm telling you, you got the wrong
guy.

You got the wrong guy.

I didn't bust out the amulet to get
revenge on the Russos. They busted me

out. I'm innocent.

Of this.

In that case, let's get you out of here.
Really?

No!

This is the island prison of Wizkatraz.

Nobody leaves. Yeah, that's what you
think.

I broke out of here before and I'll do
it again.

You haven't built a cell that can hold
silence, Vivalini!

Actually, we have.

Sorry, what's that now?

Take his stuff.

Let's go, Vivalini.

You're making a big mistake.

We're all done!

Let's walk this right into his catrass.
Yeah, but should we feel bad? I mean, he

is innocent.

Of this?

The man stuck me in a tube and tried to
steal my powers.

Good point.

Good point. Let's do this.

Okay, all we have to do is find my dad
and bust him out of here so he can help

us open the rift and save my mom.

Great. What's your plan? I don't know.

Or are they keeping him? I don't know.
How are you going to find him? I don't

know.

Are you telling me you snuck in here
without a plan? Justin, I'm impulsive

and reactionary. It's part of my job.

Is it?

I got an idea.

See? Who needs a plan?

Here's an idea.

Why don't I wear the suit and you hide
in the crate?

Good plan.

Be careful not to mess with the balance
of things because everything is not what

it seems.

Everything is not what it seems.

What it seems.

Every prison has a record room. We find
that, we can find where they're hiding

your dad.

How do you know so much about prison?

Well, I'm the principal of a prison.

You mean a middle school?

What'd I say?

Get down.

Why aren't you at your post?

Uh, because I'm taking this crate full
of bones to the record.

most dangerous prison in the wizard
world, and you're just telling me this

now? I didn't want you to yell. I don't
yell!

Hey, Mrs. Russo, heard you yelling.

I guess Roman told you about Mr. Russo
and Billy sneaking out to Wizkatraz?

Winter knew before me!

Guys, I was in the lair, and I heard a
bunch of beeping, and I thought it was a

smoke detector, but then I remembered I
took all the batteries.

You took all the batteries out of the
smoke detectors?

That you're not going to yell about?

Mom yells at you?

Hi. Focus. What is this about the
beeping?

Right. The beeping is coming from this
thing, which says, Alex, we're so

located. This is good, right?

It works.

I got to tell Justin.

Huh. It's creating a transdimensional
bridge straight to Alex.

I bet it wouldn't be hard to turn it
into... A two-way communicator. Then we

could let Aunt Alex know we're trying to
bring her back. No, no, no, no, no.

This machine is the only thing
connecting us to Alec. Do not touch it.

No. And for the record, that is yelling.

I'm going to get a message to your dad.
Come on, Milo. What do you need me for?

You're going to replace all the
batteries in the smoke detector.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

You know, it would only take a... Well,
adjustment to the plasma amplifier.

And we could boost the positronic delta
wave by at least a kilojoule. Maybe a

kilojoule and a half.

I think if my mom sees the results,
she'll agree that we were right to...

We're not doing the sentence finishing
thing anymore?

I'm just gonna jump right in.

Get gone!

You keep watch.

I'm going in.

It shocked me. Let me try.

No, it shocked me too. What did you
think was going to happen? I don't know.

Something else.

Okay, we can open this door.

We just need to take a moment to devise
a plan.

which is why I'd work.

All right, let's just find your dad's
file and figure out what cell he's in.

Okay. Well, this is the A, which means
hemopathy.

Well, up there.

Of course, it's whiz, Catraz. Even the
records room is trying to kill you.

You stay here and keep watch. I'm going
to go find your dad's file.

What if I... No. But then I could... No!

So I'll just stay here? No!

Wait, yes, you do that. Stay here.

I'm not getting here doing nothing.

I've got teeth in the whole place.

He's just been kidding. He knows I'm
going to do something.

Oh, the J's.

This is going to take forever.

I know.

I'll just levitate myself up there.

Yeah.

Levitatus! Mia!

That wasn't the spell that I cast.

Try this again.

Levitatus!

Okay, there's no way that I cast the
spell wrong twice.

Philly! There's a spell scrambler!
Anytime you cast a spell, it'll go

wrong! So don't use any magic!

First to distance.

Grady, bring me that ring of peace.

Something about this feels weird.

I'm stuck to this guy's back.

That's what it is.

What is going on with my magic?

If my spell went wrong, cut me some
slack. Get me off this big guy's back.

Oh, yeah, why?

Heard that ruckus, huh?

Okay, so we attenuate the gamma
modulator. Then I can reverse the

polarity and stabilize the
interdimensional connection to Alex.

But that'll take forever.

Oh, I know. I'll cast the dimension
stabilization spell.

Roman, we don't need magic. This is a
tech problem.

Then I can fix the magic.

Let's just use tech. Or to use magic.
Tech. Magic.

I'll show you. What if I show you first?

Energizing the test coil.

Across space and time in vast
dimensions. Activating the gluon

emitter. Boosting strength in this
emotional connection.

And it did.

I did it!

You did it.

I reversed the polarity and then your
stupid stuff reversed my reverse

polarity. Are you telling me we ran this
thing on regular polarity?

No wonder it blew up.

here before my mom sees it.

Oh, wow, I am way up here. It is a good
thing I'm not afraid of heights.

Nope, I am afraid of heights.

Okay, okay, focus.

Let's do this.

All right, pen cat, pen dog.

Damien Penn will sell 140.

We found him. The hard part is over.

Attention,

we've captured an unauthorized teenage
wizard.

Be advised, she has a smart mouth and a
bad attitude.

The hard part is never over.

No, no, you can't. I have to stay.
Because I'm guilty of so much stuff.

Kid, you don't belong here.

Let's go.

Hold on.

We can't just throw her out. She's a
troublemaker.

I am. I am so much trouble. So you know
what?

Just throw me in a cell. Maybe go on
your lunch break and leave me

unsupervised for a little bit. Yeah,

you'd like that. So you could break back
out with these.

Hey, you stole my keys.

But I stole off that other guy.

the wizard world no it's because dad
gets our self-service through price cow

we can't text west of the mississippi
who do you know west of the mississippi

nobody but what if i go to college in
florida oh honey you're not going to

college in florida i met in florida
where's your

father's machine

I know what to do. Just follow my lead.

I'm so sorry, Mommy.

You told me not to, but I broke the
machine. Please don't be mad at your

number one boy.

Yeah, I'm not doing that.

I can't believe you two destroyed the
only connection we had to Alex just so

you could play scientist. No, I was not
playing scientist.

I was playing wizard. She was playing
scientist.

Stop talking.

I opened it up to get a pudding. Then I
heard your voice in my head saying,

Milo, you can't eat pudding all the
time.

But then I thought to myself, why does
she buy so much pudding if she doesn't

want me eating it all the time? Milo,
focus.

What is this about the fridge being
haunted?

Right. Check it out.

Whoa.

Milo's right.

That is a lot of pudding.

I don't get it. It was glowing and there
was smoke like that.

Is that normal?

You need to do more dishes.

Told you. What was that?

It's me, Alec.

That's incredible.

I know. Our microwave and our on have
the same name.

Aunt Alec is communicating with us
through the display on our microwave.

Shorting out the machine must have sent
the connection into the electrical

wiring. Do you know what this means?
We're going to pretend like this is what

we meant to do the whole time. You're
darn right we are.

Alex, where are you?

I'm beyond the rift.

It's super.

That's nice.

Gary, that's bad.

Don't worry, Alex. We'll find a way to
bring you back.

I'm going to go to the lair and get
every book I can. And I'm going to stay

right here and eat every cup of pudding
in that fridge.

How's that going to help bring Alex
back?

I mean, it can't hurt, right?

No, you can't throw me in the pits. I
only broke in here to free my dad, to

help me save my mom. Please, you have to
let me fix this. It's my fault she's

gone. What?

It's not your fault. Of course it is.
I'm not dragging my family into fixing a

problem I caused.

But that's what family does.

We'll always have your back, Billy.

Oh, I mean, I'll always have your back,
too, prison guard.

Billy, we are roostos.

Cleaning up each other's messes is
literally what we do.

So, you're not mad at me for sneaking
off? I didn't love it.

I know I charged in without a plan, but
that is how I got the key, so it worked.

Until that dumb guard took him, so I
guess it didn't work.

Wait, you're the dumb guard, so it did
work?

Your thing only worked because my thing
worked. So, you admit my thing worked.

All that matters is that we found
Damien. He's in cell 140.

Let's go get your dad.

You coming?

I'm gonna see my dad.

Not if we don't get going, so... Let's
get going.

Last time I saw him, I was five.

He doesn't know me.

I mean, what if I'm not who he's
expecting?

What if he doesn't, um... What if he
doesn't like me?

Ellie.

Hey, he's gonna love you.

How do you know?

Because no one can do anything but love
you.

Billy, you are smart and stubborn and
gifted and impulsive and brave and

frustrating. And Billy,

you are wonderful.

And loving you is literally the only
thing I've been able to do from the

second you walked into my life.

Your dad is about to get the greatest
gift on earth.

He's getting his little girl back.

I know.

I know, me too.

All right.

Let's go.

Somebody knocked you out and stole your
uniform?

You gotta go get your dad. I'm not
leaving without you. Don't worry about

me. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna
charge in there without a plan.

Works for you.

Go. I'll meet you in Silas' cell. Go.

You know, any spell you do in here is
just gonna backfire. Oh.

I'm counting on it.

We're in the magic spell!

Is that really you?

Hi, Dad.

I can't believe it.

I know. I should have knocked, but I had
the keys and the... I have missed you so

much, Billy Bug.

I miss hearing you call me that. I'm so
sorry that I had to leave you.

It was the only way that I could keep
you safe.

Dad, we should talk about this later.
No, I've waited ten years for this hug.

I'm getting my hug.

Dad, we've got to go. Mom's in trouble.

Alec, what happened?

Let's just say I met Grandpa and did not
go great.

I'll explain on the way. What? Wait.

We are in lockdown.

There's guards everywhere.

Who cares? I'll just blast them. You
can't use magic here. They have a spell

scrambler in this place.

Spell scrambler. That explains so much.

Into this whole book, the only way to
get Aunt Alex back is by opening the

rift. But we aren't powerful enough to
do that.

I wish Billy was here.

Don't tell her I said that.

What if we could get Alex back without
opening the rift?

I just said we can't.

Be quiet, Winter.

Thank you, Alex.

He's talking.

Thank you, Alex.

Actually, it's plastic quantum
entanglement.

Are you thinking the hidden variables
theory?

I'm more of a many-worlds interpretation
man myself.

What? I didn't yield to Grass Dice in
Masterclass.

As I was saying, particles in a quantum
state can be connected across a great

distance. Maybe Alex and Justin's
emotional bond links them the same way.

If that's true, we could theoretically
use a powerful binding spell to bring

them together.

That's just crazy.

Hey. Enough to work.

Okay, next. The microwave we get needs
to have a bigger screen.

Wait, do you really think that could
work?

I'll talk Roman through it.

Uh, okay, but what if I mess it up?

You won't.

Thanks, Aunt Alex.

Ever see me again.

Okay, great, so no pressure.

All right, fellas.

It's flappy hour.

Need a hand?

Here's two.

And now, time for my greatest hit.

Is that all you got?

I was just getting started.

Oh, that was not fun.

Let's do this.

With Justin set on Alex binding, bring
together with magic binding.

funny slapping people with those things?

Honestly, yeah, a little bit.

See how funny it is when you're stuck in
here.

Well,

well, well.

Justin, boy,

do I have some things to say to you.

And I wrote them all down in a letter
that I'm going to read to you right now.

So Alex jumped through a rift to save
the entire world?

Yeah, she is so much cooler than I am.

Don't feel bad. I think she's cooler
than everyone.

How are we going to get past those
guards?

I have an idea.

Hey, tell me about your life.

What?

Now? Yes, it's been ten years. Catch me
up.

How's it been living with Justin?

It's been great. Well, actually, not at
first. Day one, I conjured a flugie and

sent Roman to the number zone.

Justin must have hated that. Oh, he did.

Then I got eaten by Pumpkin Belly, threw
a house party, turned Roman into a baby,

and... Wow, I really am a handful.

This doesn't surprise me one bit.

I'm sorry. How is this gonna help us get
past the guard?

Like this.

Hey!

You guys looking for us?

You are pretty cool yourself.

Across the rift, let their affection be
the source of this connection.

Now catch!

Did it work?

I hit the spell just like Aunt Alex told
me.

I think I just saved the day.

Uh, Roman?

Cast this spell in the right direction.

The answer is more to the spell.

Well, I'm sure it's fine.

I mean, it's gotta be fine.

Right?

Goodness, you're okay.

What's happening?

He's gone.

Where am I?

Hello?

Who's there?

Whoever you are, you better stay there!