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I thought she lived in Mexico. 13 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,808 Or- Or- Or maybe Mehico? 14 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:01,019 Nah, she moved into a retirement home to be near me, 15 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,814 her eldest and most neglectful grandson. 16 00:01:03,815 --> 00:01:05,773 -[door creaking] -[Bender scat-singing] 17 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,776 [wheelchair rattling] 18 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,653 [can clattering] 19 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,786 [robot yelping] 20 00:01:10,787 --> 00:01:12,947 -[wheelchair thudding] -[robot groaning] 21 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:16,827 ?? 22 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,960 [knocking] 23 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,788 Ms. Rodr�guez? You got visitors. 24 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,290 Are ya decent? 25 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,874 Are ya alive? 26 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,626 -[door creaking] -Alright. 27 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,004 Ah, Benderito! 28 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,716 Come, give me a kiss for every month you didn't visit. 29 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,968 [smooching rapidly] 30 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,929 Hang on, I think about six more. 31 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,474 Uh, this is my friend, Fry. Kiss him for a while. 32 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,608 Okay. 33 00:01:40,609 --> 00:01:42,310 -[Abuelatron smooching] -[metal thudding] 34 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,396 Ow! Robot kisses hurt. 35 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,815 So, Grandma, why'd you leave Mexico? 36 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,233 Not corrupt enough for ya? 37 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,944 Oh, Bender, the family, 38 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,238 they don't want me around no more. 39 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,866 Aw. 'Cause you're so old and useless? 40 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,244 No, they don't want me smoking and drinking 41 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,246 and cursing around the little ones. 42 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,914 Those bastards! 43 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:06,084 Eh, who needs them when I have my favorite grandson 44 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,669 and alcohol? [chuckles] 45 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,712 -I'll drink to that! -[glasses clinking] 46 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,297 [Bender and Abuelatron gulping] 47 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,884 -[glass shattering] -[both belching loudly] 48 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,180 I don't mind it here. 49 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,806 There's so much to do. 50 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,683 Eat, go back to our room, 51 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:25,145 eat, go back to our room, eat, go back to our room, 52 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,646 -eat, go back- -Hey, remember those 53 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,481 homemade tortillas you used to make? 54 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,983 Man, those were good. 55 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,902 Ah, too much trouble. 56 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,279 The tortillas here are good enough for me. 57 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,983 [? light, somber music playing] 58 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,991 [sighing] 59 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,077 [chewing slowly] 60 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,996 That was a nice lunch. 61 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,624 Why don't you stay for dinner, which is right now? 62 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,293 Ah, no thanks. But I'll come back sometime. 63 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,711 Probably next year maybe. 64 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,796 -[Bender scat-singing] -Wait! Before you go, 65 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,507 I have a thing to tell you. 66 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,716 Can it wait a year? 67 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,718 Before I left Mexico, 68 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:59,721 I sold my tortilla business for a fortune. 69 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:03,392 I was planning to leave you a lot of money in my will. 70 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,525 Really? 71 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,396 So, if you die right now, I'll be rich? 72 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,523 No, no, no, no, I just wanted to tell you 73 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,982 that I gave it away. 74 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,150 -What?! [grumbling] -[metallic clanging] 75 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,487 I sent it to my boyfriend, Sebastian. 76 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,197 Isn't he handsome? 77 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,366 He promised to invest it for me. 78 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,243 He just needed money seeds 79 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,454 for a bridge loan to make a big cash flow. 80 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,582 Ah, Grandma, you idiot! You're being scammed. 81 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,751 No, I'm not. He loves me! 82 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,920 He doesn't even care that I'm rich. 83 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,214 Time for your oil thinners! 84 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,966 [liquid sloshing and fizzling] 85 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,134 Scam, huh? 86 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:39,009 -Yeah, those are common here. -[Abuelatron gulping] 87 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:42,305 You know, we were voted number one most scammable nursing home. 88 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,724 I saw that! 89 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,642 So, it is a scam? 90 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,479 Ay Dios m�o, how could I have been so est�pida? 91 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,648 [crying] I thought he loved me. 92 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:55,360 But who would want an old piece of junk like me? 93 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,653 [sobbing] 94 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,322 [? somber music playing] 95 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,701 [Bender sobbing] 96 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,578 It's so sad! 97 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,372 My poor, poor inheritance. 98 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,291 If only there was some way 99 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,169 to get revenge on this fraudulent hunk. 100 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,379 Hey, I have an idea! 101 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,131 Can you tell us? Or no? 102 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:19,092 Suppose Bender went undercover at the retirement home 103 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,762 as an old robot to lure the scammer? 104 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,264 Sounds fun, I'll do it! 105 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,556 [? thrilling music playing] 106 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,767 [eye visor clicking] 107 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:31,188 There. Next, we'll apply a rapid heating-and-cooling cycle 108 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,190 to cause metal fatigue. 109 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,566 -Will it hurt? -Yes. 110 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:35,775 -[flames whooshing] -Hot, hot, hot! 111 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:36,826 Cold, cold, cold! 112 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,820 [metal crackling] 113 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,698 And finally, the most important part, 114 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,158 the Jitterphone! 115 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:47,454 A phone used exclusively by feeble-minded geezers. 116 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,081 I mean, it's like a scammer magnet! 117 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,001 Anyone with one of these is a sitting duck. 118 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,837 Oh wait. That's my Jitterphone. 119 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,339 This one's yours. 120 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,592 [? light music playing] 121 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:02,928 Mr. um... [sighs] 122 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,096 Mordecai Pantscrapper? 123 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,230 Yo. 124 00:05:06,231 --> 00:05:08,641 You need to reposition yourself so you don't get bedsores. 125 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,393 Are ya able to turn on your side? 126 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,562 Yeah. But can you do it for me? 127 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,897 Uh, okay. 128 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,023 [grunting] Let's just get you over... there! 129 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,074 [exhales sharply] 130 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,903 [Jitterphone ringing] 131 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,657 Bender, Sebastian is calling you. 132 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,116 That's his phone number. 133 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,369 Huh? Oh right, the scammer. 134 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,621 I'm gonna tear him limb from limb! 135 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:31,872 -[Jitterphone beeps] -Who the hell do you think you are?! 136 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,375 [? sexy music playing] 137 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,335 Uh, also, who are you? 138 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,462 I'm Daniella, silly. 139 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,714 And you're handsome. 140 00:05:40,913 --> 00:05:44,134 [visor snapping, eyes whirring] 141 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,971 [? sexy music playing] 142 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,724 [? upbeat music playing] 143 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:54,187 [Bender scat-singing] 144 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,022 So, how'd it go, Bender? 145 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,691 Did the scammer contact you? 146 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,484 Nope, he never called. 147 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:02,279 Impossible! You had a Jitterphone! 148 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,782 However, I did get a call from a beautiful lady. 149 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,450 And I'm in love. 150 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,785 -[Jitterphone clicking] -She's hot, right? 151 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,455 Plus, she offered me some fabulous investments. 152 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,958 Bender, I'd love for you to find a girlfriend, 153 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,918 because you'd be around a lot less. 154 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,461 But you're being scammed. 155 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,595 Scammed?! 156 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,840 [laughing pompously] 157 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,884 Oh, you are so wrong. 158 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,011 She offered me some can't-lose stock. 159 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,846 In her catfish farm. 160 00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:29,555 -[crew groaning] -Oh, brother. 161 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,683 Ugh, even I wouldn't fall for that. 162 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:34,356 And I just learned the truth about the Tooth Fairy! 163 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,314 Sorry, buddy, she only buys human teeth. 164 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,858 You're all just jealous that I found love. 165 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,360 We talked for hours about our favorite movies, 166 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,494 favorite music, 167 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,608 bank account numbers. 168 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,739 Yeah, stuff like that. 169 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,202 Wait, what was the last one? 170 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,491 Stuff like that. 171 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,827 Now I've had it with you young folk! 172 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:52,745 [burbling, head crackling] 173 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,955 I'll show you. 174 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,625 I'm gonna visit Daniella and make sweet love 175 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,085 in front of our premium-grade catfish. 176 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:03,590 Uh-huh. And where exactly does "Daniella" live? 177 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,717 Big ol' mansion, that's where! 178 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,678 She, uh, didn't mention the exact address. 179 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:12,057 No matter, we'll check the Jitterlog! 180 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:14,600 -[Jitterphone zapping, chirping] -Ah, Alabama. 181 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,436 No, worse! Mississippi! 182 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,656 [door creaking] 183 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,525 [engine rumbling] 184 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,028 [mosquito buzzing] 185 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,404 [bug zapper crackling] 186 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,617 Ah, there it is, 187 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,160 21 Chump Street. 188 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,870 Kinda low-key for a mansion. 189 00:07:34,577 --> 00:07:37,623 -[grunting] -[wood creaking] 190 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,167 I love you, too. 191 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,379 I'll keep an eye out for that MoneyGram, darling. 192 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,882 [hologram whooshing] 193 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,300 [? dramatic sting] 194 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,885 Abuelatron, mi amor. 195 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,304 It's your beloved stud-bucket, Sebastian. 196 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:55,976 -[? dramatic music playing] -[elongated gasping] 197 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,560 Sorry, I've been MIA, babe. 198 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:00,062 -I was playing pickleball with the Pope. -[door crashing] 199 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,314 I'll call you back! 200 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,191 How dare you, sir?! 201 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,734 You're ripping off my poor, innocent Abuelatron! 202 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,819 [hologram whooshing] 203 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,321 Hi there, I'm Brittany. 204 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,864 Ho, ho, ho, hello. 205 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,157 I'm Bender, baby. 206 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:14,703 So, I wanna tell you about a very special investment 207 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,871 with some incredible returns. 208 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,164 Really? That'd be- 209 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,791 Hey, cut that out! 210 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:22,001 That's probably not gonna work on me this time! 211 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,086 Who are you, really? 212 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,462 [sighing] 213 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,686 [hologram whooshing] 214 00:08:25,687 --> 00:08:27,798 [with Southern accent] My real name's Idabelle Sue. 215 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,175 [? soft music playing] 216 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,669 Hubba-hubba. That's what you really look like? 217 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,597 Uh-huh. That's why I can't use my real face. 218 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,183 I'm just too hot to be believable. 219 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,560 That's so sad. 220 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:39,963 Would a little money help? 221 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,564 Hey, no! 222 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,697 How could you?! 223 00:08:43,698 --> 00:08:46,066 You tricked my grandma out of her life savings. 224 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,861 I was gonna steal those savings! 225 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,113 I'm awful sorry for lyin' so much. 226 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,824 I feel downright terrible when I think about it, 227 00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:54,324 which thankfully ain't often. 228 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,078 So, your favorite band isn't Hoobastank? 229 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,956 -No. -And there never was a catfish farm? 230 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,375 Well, of course there's a catfish farm! 231 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,711 Who would lie about a catfish farm? 232 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,380 -[door creaking] -Come on, I'll show ya. 233 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,754 -[? light music playing] -[water sloshing] 234 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,803 Are you waterproof? 235 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,513 I'm 40% waterproof! 236 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,850 [? light music playing] 237 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,478 [water splashing] 238 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,606 -[boat cracking] -[Bender gurgling] 239 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,025 ?? 240 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,527 Oh, I do adore me some catfish. 241 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,738 Ever since I was a young scammer, 242 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,074 all I wanted was to farm 'em. 243 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,076 I love everything about 'em. 244 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,286 Except eatin' 'em. They're disgusting! 245 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,663 Ooh! So slimy. Bleh! 246 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,123 It really is beautiful. 247 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,709 Nothing but muck as far as the eye can see. 248 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,962 My only crime was tellin' folks it was a good investment. 249 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,173 Well, that and sayin' I was in love 250 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,092 and stealin' their life savings. 251 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,844 I was so wrong about you, Idabelle. 252 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:57,096 I just wish there was something I could do to help. 253 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,181 Do you have any money? 254 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,225 Nah, I'm pretty much broke. 255 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,436 But I have a wealthy friend with a Jitterphone. 256 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,940 [Jitterphone ringing] 257 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,650 Talk to me, baby. 258 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,068 Oh, hello, Bender. 259 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,070 A good investment, you say? 260 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,239 A catfish farm, you say? 261 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,908 I like what I'm hearing, you say. 262 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,120 [over phone] I'm on my way with a shipload of cash! 263 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,955 Shipload? With a "P"? 264 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,658 Uh, actually, it doesn't matter. 265 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,041 Any letter there is fine. 266 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,671 I'll be there tomorrow with a million dollars in small bills. 267 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,214 Ta-ta! 268 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,757 [crew cheering] 269 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,592 Great job, Professor! 270 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,344 So convincing! 271 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:40,014 You really sounded like a desperate, foolish old man. 272 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,809 We're gonna get back everything those crooks stole, 273 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,018 and more! 274 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,438 -[? triumphant music playing] -It's time to scam the scammers. 275 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,647 [? music stops abruptly] 276 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,066 Scammers? 277 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,653 [? suspenseful music playing] 278 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,656 [Planet Express whooshing] 279 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,494 [Leela] Blast off! 280 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,996 Oh wait, we're here. 281 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,166 Listen up, people. 282 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,627 This bag holds the so-called million dollars. 283 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,463 Each roll has a genuine bill on the outside. 284 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,925 But inside, it's nothin' but Planet Express Fun Bucks. 285 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,149 [Professor giggling] 286 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,268 Now here's the plan. 287 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,174 I'll call Bender and say we got pulled over for speeding. 288 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,099 I love it! Why? 289 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,477 We'll tell them the ship was impounded with the money inside. 290 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:30,565 And to get it back, we need to pay a thousand-dollar impound fee. 291 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,628 So, if they want their million dollars, 292 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,819 they have to give us a thousand first. 293 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,614 Then we give them our fake money and run away! 294 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,908 Hooray! I'm scamming with friends! 295 00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:41,450 -[siren wailing] -Dagnabbit, 296 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,369 there's a smokey on my tail. 297 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,287 That's how they say it down here, right? 298 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,818 -[siren continues] -[turning signal clicking] 299 00:11:47,819 --> 00:11:50,042 -[ship landing thuds] -[tires screeching] 300 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,045 [? country guitar playing] 301 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,306 [tapping on window] 302 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,388 I'm Burl Hooten, Sheriff of Scamton County, 303 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,098 and this here's Deputy Fiddle. 304 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,100 Now, y'all know why I pulled you over? 305 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,727 Were we... speeding? 306 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,270 Sure, that sounds good. 307 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,272 Fiddle, call the tow truck. 308 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,149 [Deputy Fiddle hooting] 309 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,030 [siren wailing] 310 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,866 Impound fee's a thousand bucks. 311 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,867 -[hawking, spitting] -[metal bolt clatters] 312 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,621 -[engine revving] -[siren wailing] 313 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,748 Well, this is a disaster. 314 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,041 [sighs] Yeah. 315 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,168 No, wait, it's perfect! 316 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,797 Everything's going accidentally exactly according to plan! 317 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,673 -[? suspenseful music playing] -[phone ringing] 318 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,260 Cindy, darling! I'm sorry I missed our date. 319 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,053 I got kidnapped by the president. 320 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,346 Uh-oh, here he comes! 321 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,805 -[phone hangs up] -[fabric tearing] 322 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:45,974 [hologram whooshing] 323 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,018 Hi! Thanks for the wire transfer, Hal. 324 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,478 Al? Sal! 325 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,523 I am really looking forward to our wedding tomorrow. 326 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,857 Gotta go buy a dress! 327 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,652 [hologram whooshing] 328 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,780 You really are the da Vinci of ripping people off. 329 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,573 That's why I love you, baby. 330 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,534 By the way, I love you, baby. 331 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,330 [? soft music playing] 332 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,082 [Jitterphone ringing] 333 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,751 Fish Farm investor relations, this is Jimmy RealName. 334 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,961 How may I direct your money? 335 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,797 Hello, Bender? 336 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,008 [Bender] Professor! Oh, I was so worried 337 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:22,301 when I didn't hear from you. How's your cash? 338 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,845 Still totally real. 339 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,930 But we've had a small calamity. 340 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,557 We got a speeding ticket. 341 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,309 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 342 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,768 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 343 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,563 We give you a thousand, you give us a million? 344 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,023 Deal! 345 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,984 I don't know, sounds kinda like a scam. 346 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,486 No way. My friends are really nice. 347 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,113 Come on, let's go rip 'em off. 348 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,117 ?? 349 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,792 I would like to cash a check, sonny. 350 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,379 I'm sorry, ma'am. Uh, what's a check? 351 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,840 I can't remember. 352 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,467 But I'd like to cash it. 353 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,095 I'll have to pretend to go talk to the manager. 354 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,639 [footsteps shuffling] 355 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,976 [Bender grumbling] 356 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,646 Wait a second, this won't work. 357 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,024 Since the ship really did get impounded, 358 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,194 we'll need to spend the whole $1,000 to get it back. 359 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,488 That's not scamming the scammers! 360 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,616 -[Amy] Ow! -Oh, you poor simple simpletons. 361 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,326 While you were simpling, 362 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,828 I replaced the teller's normal keypad 363 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,873 with my special scam keypad. 364 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,249 It was simple! 365 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,169 Okay, we can cash your check. 366 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,797 You know, I think I'd rather keep it. 367 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,258 Ugh, finally! 368 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,782 I thought I'd have to kill her. 369 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,512 Afternoon, honeybunch. 370 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,514 I'd like to make a cash withdrawal. 371 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,647 Very well. 372 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,477 Enter the amount on this new keypad I don't recognize. 373 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,187 [Professor Farnsworth] It's like a normal keypad, 374 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:01,192 except the decimal point is actually a very tiny zero. 375 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,904 So, when she types one thousand point zero, zero, 376 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:09,283 she's actually entering one thousand zero, zero, zero! 377 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,618 Is that even a number? 378 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,329 Yes. One million dollars! 379 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,290 -[crew cheering] -In cold hard cash. 380 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,709 [Clarence] Eight hundred... 381 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,587 Nine hundred... 382 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,257 Oh, your God! Can you move any slower? 383 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,508 Sure can. 384 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,593 One... 385 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,554 thou... 386 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,556 sand- 387 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,689 Ugh! 388 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,686 Eleven hundred... 389 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,980 Twelve hundred... 390 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,231 Keep it comin'. 391 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,774 -[? mysterious music playing] -[crickets chirping] 392 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,027 Y'all nice folks are paid up. 393 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,738 Speed through again anytime. Fiddle? 394 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,490 [Deputy Fiddle hooting] 395 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,104 -[fence rattling] -[Deputy Fiddle screeching] 396 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,915 [Planet Express whooshing] 397 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,213 Here you go. My million-dollar life savings 398 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,883 to invest in your catfish farm. 399 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,093 [? suspenseful music playing] 400 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,056 [? suspenseful music continues] 401 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,892 Looks in order. 402 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,645 Now, y'all sit on back while the profits come rollin' in. 403 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,856 [both laughing roguishly] 404 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,233 [crew laughing roguishly] 405 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:32,074 [crew cheering and whooping] 406 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,785 We did it! We scammed the scammer! 407 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,871 And also our dear friend Bender! 408 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,706 -For his own good. -Sure. 409 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,958 Come on, let's go celebrate and get drunk 410 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,293 before I fly us home. 411 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,962 [crew cheering] 412 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,883 [? tense, suspenseful music playing] 413 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,760 What can I get you, officers? 414 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,762 I'll have me a Dr. Pepper, 415 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,889 and he'll have him a banana daiquiri. 416 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,308 [Deputy Fiddle hooting] 417 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,602 He says go light on the banana. 418 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,023 I am so sorry I thought your friends were scammers. 419 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,108 -They're actually idiots. -Told ya! 420 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,817 -[belching loudly] -[flame whooshing] 421 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,696 [? suspenseful music playing] 422 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,073 Keep 'em coming! 423 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,909 [Leela slurping] 424 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,042 Ah. 425 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,246 Hey, they have an old-timey jukebox! 426 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,581 -[jukebox clicking] -"Dancing Queen," 427 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,833 -"Everybody Dance Now"... -[clicking] 428 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,336 Ooh! "Hypno Dance" by Coco Charm. 429 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,629 It's on me. 430 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,172 [coin clattering] 431 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,757 I'm just glad you meatbags 432 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,385 finally realized Idabelle isn't a scammer. 433 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,428 I thought her name was Daniella. 434 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,562 Whatever. 435 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,142 -[? upbeat dance music playing] -[people cheering] 436 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:44,105 [all laughing and cheering] 437 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,106 -Shake it! -[all stomping and clapping] 438 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,232 -[record scratching] -[? music stops] 439 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,283 What? 440 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,402 [slurping] 441 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,070 -Keep your feet where I can see 'em. -[pistol cocking] 442 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,991 Y'all think you can just mosey into my town 443 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,867 and shake your various things? 444 00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,288 Here in Scamton, dancin' is a crime! 445 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,999 Oh, come on! That's just silly. 446 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,586 Ma'am, y'all are facin' a dozen felony counts 447 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,171 of dirty dancin' with intent to footloose. 448 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,591 And there ain't nothin' silly 'bout that. 449 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,604 -[Deputy Fiddle laughing] -Fiddle! 450 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,764 [? solemn music playing] 451 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,310 Shman, it's like a sauna in a porta-potty. 452 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,730 I hope y'all enjoyed your night in jail. 453 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,863 We didn't. 454 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:29,316 Is there a guest satisfaction card I can fill out? 455 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,367 There ain't. 456 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,081 And you can expect more of the same 457 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,446 till you post bail. 458 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,614 How much is it? 459 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,949 It's a big ol' bag of money, 460 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,743 that's how much it is. 461 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,752 [Bender sighing] 462 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,415 Whoo-ee! That's a lotta cornbread. 463 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,375 Which is the exact right amount. 464 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,252 Y'all is free to go. 465 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,380 [hooting] 466 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,716 Aw, so cute! 467 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,468 Stop indulging him, Amy! 468 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,262 What the hickyheck? 469 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,597 [money whooshing] 470 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,017 Consarnit! This loot is counterfeit! 471 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,185 Stop 'em, Fiddle! 472 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,727 -[screeching] -[banana squelching] 473 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:06,937 -[banana thuds] -Ow! 474 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,023 That's a really unripe banana! 475 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:13,235 -[? dramatic music playing] -[crew gasping] 476 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,072 Prepare for takeoff! 'Cause that's what I'm doin'! 477 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,782 [rockets whooshing] 478 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,533 [power fizzling] 479 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,993 -[alarm blaring] -Dagnabbit, we have a flat thruster! 480 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,621 I'll deploy the wheels! 481 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,754 Wheels? 482 00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:27,415 [car ignition starting] 483 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,526 -[engine revving] -[tires screeching] 484 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,338 -[tires screeching] -[siren wailing] 485 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,755 [? dramatic music playing] 486 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,007 [siren wailing] 487 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:39,011 [car horns honking] 488 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,847 [tires screeching] 489 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,981 [car horn honking] 490 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,703 Hang a right through them brambles! I know a back road! 491 00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:48,478 -[tires screeching] -[leaves rustling] 492 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,563 [siren wailing] 493 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,816 [Sheriff Hooten and Deputy Fiddle yelling] 494 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,110 [tires screeching] 495 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,404 [trees rustling] 496 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,572 Look out! We're headin' for the lake! 497 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,157 But that's my catfish farm! 498 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,411 Enough! You don't need to keep pretending it's real. 499 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,496 [trees rustling] 500 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,748 [? dramatic sting] 501 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,669 What do we do?! The bridge is out! 502 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,003 Gun it, mama! 503 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,713 -[stomping on gas pedal] -[tires screeching] 504 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,508 [engine revving] 505 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,928 [money fluttering] 506 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,391 [? dramatic music playing] 507 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,474 [siren wailing] 508 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,102 [Sheriff Hooten] Ding-dang-darn it! 509 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,147 [windshield wipers squeaking] 510 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,773 [siren wail slowing] 511 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,234 [vehicles crashing] 512 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:39,321 [all groaning] 513 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,743 [money fluttering] 514 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:47,120 [Idabelle Sue] It's kinda purty. 515 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,290 Like lily pads in a Monet. 516 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,627 -[? soft, upbeat music playing] -[water sloshing] 517 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,594 I reckon you folks have conned me every which way but loose. 518 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,430 But my jurisdiction ended at that there bridge, 519 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,390 so if you ever get that cash back, 520 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,268 you'll have to come to the other side to bribe me. 521 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,896 [Deputy Fiddle hooting] 522 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,898 [? upbeat music playing] 523 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,649 There's one thing I don't get. 524 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,944 Where'd all that real money in the sky come from? Heaven? 525 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,780 Don't you get it, Bender? 526 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,407 I clearly just said I don't. 527 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,618 We scammed you and Idabelle. 528 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,204 She thought she withdrew a thousand dollars, 529 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,997 but it was actually a million! 530 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,832 [gleefully giggling] 531 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,085 The ol' decimal-zero keypad scam. 532 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,130 Bingo! And I hope you learned your lesson, lady, 533 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,008 'cause all that money came from your account. 534 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,010 Yeah, not quite. 535 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,095 I never spend money from my own account. 536 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,306 Oh. Then whose account was it? 537 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,058 -Bender's meemaw. -What?! 538 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,437 -[? somber music playing] -No! Mi dinero! 539 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,064 [Abuelatron sobbing] 540 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,441 You ripped off everyone I ever cared about: 541 00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,027 me, and slightly my grandma. 542 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,238 And now, you've scammed me 543 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,658 outta the one thing I thought could never be scammed... 544 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,409 [crying] ...my heart. 545 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,633 [? soft music playing] 546 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:09,972 -Idabelle... -[Amy gasps] 547 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,831 ...will you marry me? 548 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,251 Oh, Bender. I'm sorry, but... 549 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,169 I'm in love with someone else. 550 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,838 I'll kill him! Who is it? 551 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,297 Is he very big?! 552 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,382 -[monitor zapping] -I was plannin' to scam him, 553 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,051 but I fell in love. 554 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:27,304 There was just somethin' so real about him. 555 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,682 But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but... 556 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,684 Y'all come back now. Actually, don't. 557 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,018 [door slamming] 558 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,353 [sadly] But. 559 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,188 [? light, somber music playing] 560 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,690 I'm sorry, Grandma. 561 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,108 I lost all your money, 562 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,944 and then I waited six months to come tell you about it. 563 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,488 [choking up] I'm a terrible grandson. 564 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,698 [sobbing] 565 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,576 Luckily, I'm a fabulous grandma. 566 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:51,369 [champagne sloshing and fizzling] 567 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,497 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you doing with a sexy butlerbot? 568 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,833 You're supposed to be penniless thanks to me! 569 00:22:56,834 --> 00:23:00,671 I'm the majority shareholder in that catfish farm, remember? 570 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,299 And its stock went through the roof! 571 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,258 Aw, Grandma, you're being scammed again. 572 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,801 -Gimme your phone. -[Abuelatron gulping] 573 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,638 [buttons dialing] 574 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,726 How dare you scam my grandma for the third or fourth time! 575 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,270 It's no scam. Business is boomin'! 576 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,105 Fish started breedin' like crazy 577 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,108 once they ate those nutritious cash flakes. 578 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,027 So, my grandma really is rich? 579 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,236 Wait, is it too late for me to get in on this? 580 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,240 I'm sorry, Bender, I just don't need any more money. 581 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,374 What?! 582 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,118 You're passing up a perfectly good chance to scam me? 583 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,330 I have lost all respect for you! 584 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:36,080 -[Idabelle Sue] Okay. -[phone hangs up] 585 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,790 -[dial tone droning] -[Bender sighing] 586 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:41,337 You know what? Who cares if I lost the love of my life? 587 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,674 It just means I have more love to give you, Abuelatron. 588 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:48,843 [softly] And you ain't gonna live forever. [sneakily chuckles] 589 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,679 [Abuelatron chuckles sneakily] 590 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,097 Yes, I am. 591 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:58,145 [? upbeat theme music playing] 592 00:23:58,195 --> 00:24:02,745 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41614

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