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I don't know what's going on
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Thank you.
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Ciao, passerotta.
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Ciao, papi.
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Allora, passerotta, sei stata a mare
oggi?
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Sì, papi.
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Con le clamiche?
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No, da sola.
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Da sola?
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E qual è il preso al sole che non vede i
segni del costume?
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Mmm, colette piene di fuori.
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Mmm, colette piene di fuori, eh?
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Sì. Stai un po' con me o cominciate ad
andare via stasera?
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Eh, papi, stasera vado a ballare con le
mie amiche.
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We'll see what time it is.
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It's very late, half an hour.
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Half an hour?
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Yes, and then I have to get ready.
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So, we're not together anymore, aren't
you a little nostalgic of me?
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Yes, grandpa, but I also owe you to go
to bed with my friends.
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Really? Of course, but your dad?
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Your dad doesn't play anymore?
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Yes, grandpa.
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What are you doing, daddy?
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What am I doing?
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Come on,
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I don't recognize you. Come on. But
daddy, in 20 minutes I have to leave.
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In 20 minutes?
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Yes. Well, we'll be together for 20
minutes. Do you have a problem?
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Come on, daddy.
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Come on, I'll give you a gift.
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A gift?
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Yes, yes. What do you want as a gift?
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I saw a beautiful dress in a dress.
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What color is it?
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White.
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Yeah.
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You want to eat?
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Let's put your hands together.
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um um
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It's okay. It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Let me see the potato.
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He's pulling my leg.
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You like it?
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Yes. Yes. Yeah.
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I'll give you a couple of kisses.
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I've never had a heart attack.
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Do you feel it?
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Do you feel it? You've never had a heart
attack?
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Yes, daddy.
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Come on, let me see the little hole.
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You know where I want that hole, right?
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Yes, daddy.
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I want it all there.
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You have to make it all disappear
inside.
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All that hole there. All that hole at
the tip.
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You have to make it all disappear.
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I don't like it at all.
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Come on, come on.
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I don't know
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Oh
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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All right. . .
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.
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. . . .
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This one, eh?
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It's active, eh? You're neglecting me,
eh? Now I'll get you. Come on, take it
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all, come on.
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Come on, then I'll smash it all in, like
this. I'll make it disappear.
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Like this, good girl.
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Good girl.
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Give me my keyboard, like this.
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Let's play again with the old times, eh?
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With the old times, let's play.
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Do you remember?
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How many times have we played?
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Like this.
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It's about to run out of power.
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I love you, dad.
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Come on, like this.
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Come on, my love.
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Come on, like this.
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Come on, you see?
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Come on, like this.
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Come on.
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Come on, now I'm going to beat you all
the way to the balls. I'm going to beat
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you. I'm going to beat you.
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I'm sorry.
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Hi mom!
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Mom, don't you want to go home?
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Yes, it's fine.
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My mom was missing too.
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Did you wake up early today? Yes, I woke
up early.
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Are you okay?
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Is there a problem?
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No, everything is fine.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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And the school?
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Everything is fine, of course.
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Do you have problems with your friends?
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No, actually, they always come with me,
so... So, what's wrong with you?
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No, nothing...
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Do you want to talk to me?
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No, it will be better if you don't.
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Why?
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Because... I'm a little embarrassed,
so... Are
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you embarrassed by mom?
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No, I'm not embarrassed by you.
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I'm embarrassed by what I have to tell
you.
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We're trying to understand everything.
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It means everything.
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I don't know, mom, but the thing is...
It's a bit delicate to explain to you.
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There's always something to be said. Why
do you think so?
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Because this one... I think it's a great
problem.
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No, it's not a problem at all.
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You know, that all my friends, with
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their boys... No, go on, go on.
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Go on, tell me.
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That they have already done something
with these children.
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Explain it to me.
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That they have already burned them.
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So? So, I... I don't know what happened
to me.
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And consequently, this manhood of yours
derives from your little approach to
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girls?
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Little? Nothing.
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You didn't go out with... I don't
remember the name.
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My girl.
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Is that right?
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I went out and that's it?
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How come? Is this difficult?
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I don't know how to explain it. I don't
know. I get stuck.
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You told me before.
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I know, but it's not easy.
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I can understand that. But we're always
tired.
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I know, but when I go out with them, you
know, after they lose the football...
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Mark tells me what he did the night
before.
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Simone what he did with his other
friend.
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And I don't have to tell you anything.
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Well, each of you has too much time.
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I don't know, but... And this creates
you.
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This is a matter of soul.
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A very big problem.
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I don't know.
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Why don't you believe me?
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What are you saying?
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I'm here to help you.
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Thank you.
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um um
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Thank you.
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Sure. I'm embarrassed.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Deep breath.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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Ah.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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um oh
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No!
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Oh my god, I want to spit on you!
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See, I'm good
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Ciao Papi, I'll see you in a minute on
the cat.
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I'm a little tired, a little stressed
today.
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I went to the office earlier because I'm
a little tired, but it's fine.
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Are you at school?
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At school everything is fine.
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Then after school we went with some
other friends to Giulia's house.
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In Giulia?
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Yes, in Giulia. Then she also comes here
to eat in the meantime.
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She does homework here at home. Ah, I
see.
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She's my best friend. Yes, yes, she's my
best friend.
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Well, you've come up with some pretty
interesting ideas.
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Yeah, that's true.
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But no, Dad, we're talking about men.
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What do you mean?
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We're talking, me and Giulia, and our
other friends, about the most
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intelligent dads in our class.
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And so?
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And so, it has emerged that you are the
most intelligent dad in our class. Me?
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Yes, you, dad.
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Why?
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Look at you, you stay well, you do
sports, you're a dynamic
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type.
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Excuse me, young girls your age, so
young, with all the beautiful girls
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around,
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and you come to think of 45-year-old
baboons, like us, your parents, what's
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the reason?
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Camilla, you should think of...
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But you
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can't
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think of the parents of your class,
right?
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But look, the doubt isn't all wrong.
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What do you mean?
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Because you're a good dad.
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What do you mean?
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You're an intriguing, attractive dad.
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Really.
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And so, what would you say about that?
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You're a good dad.
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Look, dad, even men like you lead us to
different fantasies.
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Camilla, what are you doing?
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But no, Camilla.
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Eh, dad.
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Mmm, but what? What are you doing?
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Come on, dad.
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We're up here in front of the moon.
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Mmm.
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Do you like it?
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Yes, I like it.
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Do you
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like it?
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Let's get going.
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I want to die.
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I want to die.
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I want to
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die.
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No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no.
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Oh, Siri!
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Papa, but you're so cute!
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Come
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on,
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you can do it!
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Come on!
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What can I say?
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Good bar.
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I'm going to drink all the vodka now.
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Hmm.
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Ciao, Chiara.
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You see, there's a cord around my neck.
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Papi, what are you doing?
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It's disgusting.
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Papi, you're like a pig.
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It's disgusting.
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How can you like the Tampax rope? Come
on.
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I don't know.
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What a depraved father I have.
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Pull it out for me too.
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Then I'll brush my teeth, Papi.
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Old, disgusting pig!
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Are you having fun, daddy?
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Eh, I'm a little less, come on, but it's
really necessary, even today.
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We can't wait until tomorrow, do the
piano with those hands, do the piano
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with those hands!
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Oh, old pig!
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Daddy!
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Daddy!
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Papi, come on! Are you really going to
do it?
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With your teeth?
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Come on, Papi, that's disgusting!
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No, Sir Papi.
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There's really nothing to do, eh?
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Disgusting.
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That's disgusting, Papi!
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Daddy, what are you doing?
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Daddy, let me go to the bathroom. I'm
going to take a shower.
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Come on, Chiara.
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Come here, give me a pump.
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Come on.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, everything, everything, come on.
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01:36:46,170 --> 01:36:51,170
Yes. Everything, everything, take
everything, come on.
274
01:36:51,930 --> 01:36:54,190
Your finger, come on.
275
01:36:54,990 --> 01:36:55,990
That's it.
276
01:37:40,220 --> 01:37:42,320
I'm sorry.
277
01:37:48,540 --> 01:37:49,940
Okay.
278
01:38:18,900 --> 01:38:21,700
okay oh
279
01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:03,840
um um
280
01:39:30,350 --> 01:39:31,490
Come on, Chiara, come here.
281
01:39:32,150 --> 01:39:33,530
Come here, come on.
282
01:39:33,810 --> 01:39:36,010
Come on, the Pope wants to tie you up
all the way.
283
01:39:36,270 --> 01:39:37,470
Come on, come on.
284
01:39:38,090 --> 01:39:40,910
Come on, you're so good.
285
01:40:19,250 --> 01:40:20,650
Oh.
286
01:40:23,430 --> 01:40:24,830
Oh.
287
01:40:26,430 --> 01:40:27,830
Oh.
288
01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,650
Oh.
289
01:41:09,969 --> 01:41:11,490
Thank you.
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