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God, it's so hot out today.
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We could be shopping anywhere inside
doing something else, but we are here
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with our dumb dad, staying outside,
melting away.
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I just want to go inside.
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Oh, it's so sticky.
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Like, my tits are sweating.
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Everything's sweating. Everything's hot.
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My freaking vagina is sticking to my
shorts. It's so hot.
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I can't breathe.
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I can't believe they have us out here
with them.
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What are they doing?
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They look like losers out there. By
themselves.
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This is dumb.
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Are we supposed to watch them?
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Are you going to stay out of it or are
you going to get in the pool with us?
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It's too hot.
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It's perfect in here.
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All day long, selfie time.
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Social media this, social media that.
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You gotta live a little.
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Seriously girl, get in the pool.
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Let's get in the water.
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Should we tell them?
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Yeah. Oh man.
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We don't know how to swim.
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What? What do you mean?
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You guys never taught us to swim.
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We gave money to your mom for swimming
lessons. What about all those lessons I
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paid for?
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You know mom just took a shopping.
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Oh, I knew it.
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I don't remember any swim lessons.
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So now we look like terrible dads whose
daughters can't swim.
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Correct, basically.
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Why didn't you ever say anything?
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I didn't think we were going to need it.
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You guys go to pool parties. We just sit
out here.
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I can't wear my makeup.
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I can't.
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It's like riding a bike. You just don't
know.
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Should we teach him? Yeah.
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There's only one way to learn how to
swim.
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Is get in the water.
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Okay.
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I can't
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believe
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we're going to learn how to swim
finally.
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Hey,
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you still have those bathing suits that
we bought together last year?
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So while we were out there, I just have
to say, I think your dad's really hot.
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Shut up. I was literally thinking the
same thing about your dad.
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Yeah. I was just kind of infatuated just
staring at him. I know part of you is an
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older man.
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No way.
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Okay, so idea. How about I learn from
your dad and you learn from my dad?
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Let's do it. Freaking deal.
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They won't even know what's going on.
Nope.
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It's going to be so much fun.
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It's not that bad.
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Okay, so how do you swim?
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That is a flutter.
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Flutter.
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Congratulations.
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She fluttered.
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She fluttered.
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You're very good at fluttering.
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It's like a breastplate right here, so
the breast is like, you're going to be
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like, moving your arms right through
here. Okay.
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Should I go around?
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Thank you. Yeah, you can go around.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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There you go. Stretch your arms forward.
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And keep fluttering while you do that.
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Now we're going to move you along as
you're fluttering.
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Keep kicking, keep kicking.
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You learning? I'm learning.
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I don't know if that's the right form
we're supposed to be using around here,
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sweetie.
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What are you doing? What are you doing?
You're supposed to be teaching her how
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to swim, not teaching her vagina how to
swim.
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That's my daughter, dude.
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These girls do it.
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How many of them are on there?
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I don't know if I should be alright with
this.
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Katie, put your clothes back off.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Ugh!
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Shit, there we go. Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Uh-huh.
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Yes, baby.
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Swing that pussy back.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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