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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 01:00:05,005 --> 01:00:07,842 All these gifts you have given me. 2 01:00:08,309 --> 01:00:09,643 New clothes. 3 01:00:09,710 --> 01:00:11,679 A new home. 4 01:00:11,745 --> 01:00:14,248 With these, I can land on my feet again. 5 01:00:14,315 --> 01:00:17,251 So, for my last wish, 6 01:00:17,318 --> 01:00:18,986 All Powerful Genie, 7 01:00:19,053 --> 01:00:22,256 I'll wish for your freedom. 8 01:00:25,594 --> 01:00:26,894 You mean it? 9 01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:28,095 It's the least I could do 10 01:00:28,162 --> 01:00:30,631 for all you've done for me. 11 01:00:30,698 --> 01:00:32,299 I'll wish you free. 12 01:00:43,377 --> 01:00:45,880 Ah! Thank you! 13 01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:50,619 Thank you, Gary. Thank you so much. 14 01:00:54,021 --> 01:00:56,223 I hope you like it in here. 15 01:00:59,827 --> 01:01:02,531 What's this? 16 01:01:02,597 --> 01:01:05,099 What's happening to me? 17 01:01:10,771 --> 01:01:13,207 I tried to make it very comfy in there. 18 01:01:13,274 --> 01:01:15,242 Enjoy. 19 01:01:18,712 --> 01:01:20,549 For me? 20 01:01:22,216 --> 01:01:24,018 Good morning. 21 01:01:41,570 --> 01:01:44,071 Okay, now that we're all appropriately caffeinated, 22 01:01:44,138 --> 01:01:46,073 we have things to discuss. 23 01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:49,076 - Yes, we do. - Mm-hmm. 24 01:01:49,143 --> 01:01:51,745 - Which is? - Well, Charlie and I think 25 01:01:51,812 --> 01:01:53,113 it'd be a good idea to go over 26 01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:54,982 some of our recent adventures and take stock. 27 01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:57,818 I thought we'd been performing admirably together. 28 01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:59,153 Oh, we have. 29 01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:01,255 But Charlie and Liza are right. 30 01:02:01,322 --> 01:02:03,625 Sometimes it's worthwhile just to check in 31 01:02:03,692 --> 01:02:05,893 before tensions get built up. 32 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,095 And spill out in opportune times. 33 01:02:08,162 --> 01:02:11,700 Ah, like our little angry, demonic friend at the school. 34 01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:13,901 Well, yes, I can see the advantages 35 01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:15,169 of such an endeavor. 36 01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:16,470 And very intelligent to hold 37 01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:18,607 this meeting in a neutral space, Charlie. 38 01:02:18,673 --> 01:02:21,475 It may help to keep more... 39 01:02:21,543 --> 01:02:23,043 extreme reactions in check. 40 01:02:23,110 --> 01:02:24,144 I am sitting right here. 41 01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:25,746 Sound managerial strategy, 42 01:02:25,813 --> 01:02:27,414 one I have observed many times. 43 01:02:27,481 --> 01:02:29,783 But you've never worked with a group before. 44 01:02:29,850 --> 01:02:31,752 No, but now that you are on my team, 45 01:02:31,819 --> 01:02:33,420 I have taken to watching I management videos 46 01:02:33,487 --> 01:02:35,256 on the YouTube. 47 01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:37,659 On your team? 48 01:02:37,726 --> 01:02:38,993 I am the Senior Librarian, 49 01:02:39,059 --> 01:02:40,327 therefore the head of this team. 50 01:02:40,394 --> 01:02:42,329 - Okay, Mr. Senior. - You are not in charge. 51 01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:43,931 You wouldn't have survived the first week 52 01:02:43,998 --> 01:02:45,232 if it weren't for me. 53 01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:49,136 Back for more? Already? 54 01:02:49,203 --> 01:02:52,106 Of course. Hot chocolate is the best, 55 01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,542 and yours is the best in the city. 56 01:02:54,609 --> 01:02:55,809 Oh, thank you. 57 01:02:55,876 --> 01:02:56,910 I will send it to you. 58 01:02:56,977 --> 01:02:57,978 Thank you. 59 01:02:58,045 --> 01:03:00,080 No, I'll be there. 60 01:03:00,147 --> 01:03:01,683 I just wish I could find my keys. 61 01:03:04,418 --> 01:03:06,554 Um, miss? 62 01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:07,788 Are these your keys? 63 01:03:07,855 --> 01:03:09,456 Yeah. 64 01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:13,460 I have held the role longest as anyone here. 65 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:14,795 Okay, Vic, we love you, 66 01:03:14,862 --> 01:03:16,230 but you were in a time bubble 67 01:03:16,297 --> 01:03:18,667 for 175 of those years, I don't think they count. 68 01:03:18,733 --> 01:03:20,100 Even discounting those years, 69 01:03:20,167 --> 01:03:21,902 I had a decade to learn the ropes. 70 01:03:21,969 --> 01:03:23,971 And yes, there are ropes to learn. 71 01:03:24,038 --> 01:03:25,372 And you think you don't have ropes? 72 01:03:25,439 --> 01:03:27,041 You still barely know how to use your phone. 73 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:29,076 Yeah, and I keep trying to teach you email, but... 74 01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:30,377 That is irrelevant. I have grasped 75 01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:31,845 the responsibility of our station-- 76 01:03:31,912 --> 01:03:36,283 Hold on, everyone. "Responsibility?" 77 01:03:36,350 --> 01:03:38,385 Ooh, delicious. 78 01:03:38,452 --> 01:03:40,020 Thank you. 79 01:03:41,155 --> 01:03:43,123 Look, I'm sorry. 80 01:03:43,190 --> 01:03:44,892 I wish you say that to my mother. 81 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:52,667 Uh, i-- it's your mother. 82 01:03:56,470 --> 01:03:58,005 Um, hello? 83 01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,543 Vikram, I'm sorry, but responsibility 84 01:04:01,609 --> 01:04:03,844 isn't often something we associate with you. 85 01:04:03,911 --> 01:04:05,112 Yeah, no. 86 01:04:05,179 --> 01:04:06,581 It's more agent of chaos. 87 01:04:06,648 --> 01:04:08,583 Remember when you got us stuck in medieval times? 88 01:04:08,650 --> 01:04:10,017 You got shot by Cupid's arrow? 89 01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:12,152 You trusted Merlin, and now, Mrs. A 90 01:04:12,219 --> 01:04:13,887 is off somewhere trying to hunt him down. 91 01:04:13,954 --> 01:04:15,889 We all trusted him, and chaos is something 92 01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:17,358 that happens in this job. 93 01:04:17,424 --> 01:04:19,293 You are all wonderful, lovely people, 94 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,862 but you are not yet fully aware of the myriad 95 01:04:21,929 --> 01:04:23,097 a Librarian must face. 96 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,766 If I am to be bound to anyone, 97 01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:26,735 I sometimes wish it was to 98 01:04:26,801 --> 01:04:28,670 a Librarian of more experience. 99 01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:32,406 Throw me the idol! Throw... 100 01:04:36,377 --> 01:04:37,645 Charlie? 101 01:04:39,781 --> 01:04:41,315 Vikram? 102 01:04:44,084 --> 01:04:46,821 What the hell am I doing in Belgrade? 103 01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:50,592 It could be a matter transference. 104 01:04:50,658 --> 01:04:52,059 More likely an effect to the object. 105 01:04:52,126 --> 01:04:53,260 What artifact were you after? 106 01:04:53,327 --> 01:04:55,329 It was the Amazonian Shipibo idol, 107 01:04:55,396 --> 01:04:57,532 I don't think it has teleportation abilities. 108 01:04:57,599 --> 01:04:59,801 It could be multispatial. 109 01:04:59,868 --> 01:05:01,736 Where are Mach's notes on unrelativity? 110 01:05:01,803 --> 01:05:03,505 Wasn't there a teleporting Pope 111 01:05:03,571 --> 01:05:05,272 in the 12th century? 112 01:05:07,876 --> 01:05:09,943 - Ready to go. - All right. 113 01:05:10,010 --> 01:05:11,613 You'll be back in the Amazon in mere seconds. 114 01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:13,280 Sorry for the quick trip, but if I don't get back 115 01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:15,048 Jones is gonna be eaten by a demon anaconda 116 01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:16,350 and Cassie's gonna end up being 117 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:17,652 the Amazon Queen forever, which-- 118 01:05:17,719 --> 01:05:18,919 We should work on discovering 119 01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,154 the reason for your sudden appearance. 120 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:21,656 Oh, no! 121 01:05:21,723 --> 01:05:24,391 Going already? What a shame. 122 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:27,161 I can't get through. 123 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:28,929 Is there a force field or... 124 01:05:28,996 --> 01:05:30,865 I just... 125 01:05:30,931 --> 01:05:33,701 No, I can't move further than this spot. 126 01:05:33,768 --> 01:05:35,002 The manual, to the door. 127 01:05:35,068 --> 01:05:36,503 Must be a whole section devoted 128 01:05:36,571 --> 01:05:37,839 to impromptu barriers. 129 01:05:37,906 --> 01:05:39,741 Let's see. 130 01:05:41,609 --> 01:05:42,610 Whoa, here. 131 01:05:44,011 --> 01:05:45,647 - Are you okay? - I just... 132 01:05:48,650 --> 01:05:50,685 What on Earth? 133 01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:56,524 It's like they're tied together. 134 01:06:09,737 --> 01:06:11,238 It will work this time. 135 01:06:11,305 --> 01:06:12,574 It's not gonna work. 136 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,476 It will work this time. 137 01:06:15,543 --> 01:06:17,444 In three... 138 01:06:17,512 --> 01:06:18,947 two... 139 01:06:19,012 --> 01:06:20,648 one go. 140 01:06:24,819 --> 01:06:26,420 Come on! 141 01:06:37,765 --> 01:06:40,100 Get off me. 142 01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:43,437 I told you. 143 01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:46,608 Okay, we took care of everything. 144 01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:48,208 Got the Shipibo idol, 145 01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:51,613 and Cassandra Cillian is no longer Amazon royalty. 146 01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:53,413 She kinda seemed disappointed, though. 147 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,850 Well, she does own several tiaras. 148 01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:57,217 How's things going here? 149 01:06:57,284 --> 01:06:58,252 Well, we're testing certain theories, 150 01:06:58,318 --> 01:07:00,320 making observations. 151 01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:01,789 You two are still stuck together? 152 01:07:01,856 --> 01:07:03,357 Yes. 153 01:07:04,759 --> 01:07:05,927 I fought a snake. 154 01:07:05,994 --> 01:07:07,695 Ezekiel Jones is the man. 155 01:07:09,531 --> 01:07:10,397 Where's my watch? 156 01:07:10,464 --> 01:07:13,066 That would be Ezekiel Jones. 157 01:07:14,636 --> 01:07:15,837 Touche. 158 01:07:15,904 --> 01:07:17,005 Still stuck together? 159 01:07:17,070 --> 01:07:18,606 It seems so. 160 01:07:18,673 --> 01:07:20,107 I'm going to put this in the library. 161 01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:22,510 Don't go anywhere. 162 01:07:22,577 --> 01:07:25,680 That's not going to be a problem. 163 01:07:25,747 --> 01:07:27,916 Guys, did you know that this door 164 01:07:27,982 --> 01:07:29,851 is an Einstein Rosen bridge? 165 01:07:29,918 --> 01:07:31,151 Mr. Jenkins told me. 166 01:07:31,218 --> 01:07:34,022 It's a parallel subspace dimensional portal 167 01:07:34,087 --> 01:07:36,456 that connects via symbolic entryways. 168 01:07:36,524 --> 01:07:37,659 Are you two still stuck together? 169 01:07:37,725 --> 01:07:39,359 - Very much so. - Still stuck together. 170 01:07:39,426 --> 01:07:41,161 - Still stuck together. - Okay, well, we did confirm 171 01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:42,830 that the Shipibo idol does not 172 01:07:42,897 --> 01:07:44,298 have any teleportation 173 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,000 or magic handcuffing capabilities. 174 01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:48,435 Ah! Which means? 175 01:07:48,502 --> 01:07:51,039 Which means you guys did this. 176 01:07:51,104 --> 01:07:53,106 Uh, but we didn't do anything. 177 01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:55,442 The pendulum hadn't gone off. We weren't chasing an artifact. 178 01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:57,679 All right. 179 01:07:57,745 --> 01:07:59,581 What were you doing at that coffee shop? 180 01:07:59,647 --> 01:08:03,216 Ah, we were engaged in a team building exercise, 181 01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:05,620 a ritualistic airing of frustrations 182 01:08:05,687 --> 01:08:08,155 in the hopes of staving off any future issues. 183 01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:10,290 Mmm. They beat you up a little bit. 184 01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:11,960 Yes, indeed. Most unfair. 185 01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,393 Uh, it's not fair. You were saying 186 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:14,629 that you knew more than us. 187 01:08:14,696 --> 01:08:16,330 And were generally better than us. 188 01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:17,732 That's not what I meant at all. 189 01:08:17,799 --> 01:08:20,969 Guys, adjusting to a team, it takes a minute. 190 01:08:21,035 --> 01:08:23,270 All right, you got to figure out how to help everybody grow 191 01:08:23,337 --> 01:08:25,238 while playing to their strengths. 192 01:08:25,305 --> 01:08:26,874 Precisely what I was trying to say. 193 01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:28,375 I knew you'd understand. 194 01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:30,410 What do you mean you knew I would understand? 195 01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:32,981 When we were expressing our frustration... 196 01:08:33,047 --> 01:08:34,515 Mercilessly flogging. 197 01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:36,718 Vikram said it would be nice 198 01:08:36,784 --> 01:08:40,120 if there was a more experienced Librarian around. 199 01:08:41,589 --> 01:08:42,657 Bound. 200 01:08:42,724 --> 01:08:44,792 - Huh? - Bound. 201 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:47,127 He said he wished he were bound 202 01:08:47,194 --> 01:08:49,262 to a more experienced Librarian. 203 01:08:49,329 --> 01:08:51,231 He said "wished?" 204 01:08:52,199 --> 01:08:53,400 Yes, I might have used that term. 205 01:08:53,467 --> 01:08:56,269 You kno-- you wished?! You wish-- 206 01:08:56,336 --> 01:08:58,106 Stop moving! 207 01:08:58,171 --> 01:09:00,742 My God, it's wish magic. 208 01:09:00,808 --> 01:09:03,310 Okay, wish magic. That's fine. 209 01:09:03,377 --> 01:09:05,079 - No, it's not fine. - No, it's not. 210 01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:07,180 There are dozens of different types of wish magic. 211 01:09:07,247 --> 01:09:08,816 Wishing well, wish upon a star... 212 01:09:08,883 --> 01:09:10,250 And humans are hardwired 213 01:09:10,317 --> 01:09:11,819 to want shortcuts to what they desire. 214 01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:15,155 Okay, so there will be a wishing object 215 01:09:15,222 --> 01:09:16,390 in the vicinity of the coffee shop. 216 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,492 Which is where we shall go. 217 01:09:18,559 --> 01:09:21,261 Connor, Lysa, will you find out 218 01:09:21,328 --> 01:09:22,930 what wish magic we're dealing with? 219 01:09:22,997 --> 01:09:24,932 - No... - Come along, Mr. Stone. 220 01:09:24,999 --> 01:09:27,234 Wait, can we talk about this? We have to wait for Charlie-- 221 01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:29,704 We're gonna keep a low profi-- 222 01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:31,639 Awesome. 223 01:09:42,150 --> 01:09:43,818 Could you try to keep up? 224 01:09:43,885 --> 01:09:46,020 Can you try to remember that we're tethered together? 225 01:09:46,087 --> 01:09:49,157 My apologies, but it is imperative we find the source 226 01:09:49,222 --> 01:09:50,792 to our situation with the utmost hast. 227 01:09:50,858 --> 01:09:52,225 You're not wrong. 228 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:54,762 Wish magic in the wild is like chaos waiting to happen. 229 01:09:54,829 --> 01:09:56,664 - I remember this one time... - Ah, here we are. 230 01:09:56,731 --> 01:10:00,200 - Chupacabra-- - Good afternoon, my lady. 231 01:10:00,267 --> 01:10:02,302 What can I get you? 232 01:10:02,369 --> 01:10:05,106 Just to have a few words with your lovely self. 233 01:10:05,173 --> 01:10:07,975 Did you happen to notice me when I was here earlier? 234 01:10:08,042 --> 01:10:10,645 Um, no, I didn't. 235 01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:15,215 Oh, I was with some friends. 236 01:10:15,282 --> 01:10:17,118 I tend to stand out. 237 01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:18,986 Listen, if you're not going to order something, I... 238 01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:21,189 Hi. 239 01:10:21,254 --> 01:10:24,692 Howdy, how you doing? All my friend is trying to say 240 01:10:24,759 --> 01:10:27,895 is that he forgot something when he was in here earlier. 241 01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:30,098 - He's a little absent-minded. - You're an American. 242 01:10:30,164 --> 01:10:31,833 - I am. - Yeah, so speak more slowly 243 01:10:31,899 --> 01:10:33,701 - like you would a child. - He's forgetful, 244 01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:37,004 otherwise, I'm sure he would have remembered meeting you. 245 01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:40,208 Is there any way we could see 246 01:10:40,273 --> 01:10:42,375 what was going on in here 247 01:10:42,442 --> 01:10:45,880 in this very beautiful coffee shop 248 01:10:45,947 --> 01:10:47,380 when he was here before? 249 01:10:52,887 --> 01:10:54,889 Did anyone lose an eyelash at the coffee shop? 250 01:10:54,956 --> 01:10:56,157 Not to my knowledge. 251 01:10:56,224 --> 01:10:59,160 Can rule that out then. 252 01:11:00,393 --> 01:11:01,729 Vikram is so annoying. 253 01:11:01,796 --> 01:11:03,664 This is a very complex situation, 254 01:11:03,731 --> 01:11:05,533 and he's currently affected by wish magic. 255 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,168 Yeah, well, at least he's with Stone. 256 01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:09,369 Okay, I have used 257 01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:11,038 quantum computing to narrow down the field 258 01:11:11,105 --> 01:11:12,673 of wish magic we might be dealing with here. 259 01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:14,374 There were no meteorological events, 260 01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:15,877 so that rules out falling stars. 261 01:11:15,943 --> 01:11:18,613 Vikram didn't rub a lamp, so no Djinn. 262 01:11:18,679 --> 01:11:20,915 And laws of fairy magic... 263 01:11:22,482 --> 01:11:24,719 Guys, check this out. 264 01:11:24,786 --> 01:11:26,386 Did you find something in the books? 265 01:11:26,453 --> 01:11:28,222 No, in the world. 266 01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:30,525 Look, my mom posted about 267 01:11:30,591 --> 01:11:32,560 how her kid was super sad that guinea pig had died. 268 01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:33,995 Kid wished it was alive. 269 01:11:34,061 --> 01:11:36,329 And when he got back, the guinea pig was back 270 01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,799 in his cage chewing lettuce. 271 01:11:37,865 --> 01:11:40,535 "The guinea pig was no worse for wear 272 01:11:40,601 --> 01:11:42,970 after the two days spent buried in the backyard." 273 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:46,007 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, they lived three blocks 274 01:11:46,073 --> 01:11:47,942 from the coffee shop, so I did a search 275 01:11:48,009 --> 01:11:51,344 of the area for more reports on wish phenomena. 276 01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:52,580 Check this out. 277 01:11:52,647 --> 01:11:55,183 We finally made it to... 278 01:11:55,249 --> 01:11:58,085 Belgrade. 279 01:11:58,152 --> 01:12:00,121 I wish it was a little 280 01:12:00,188 --> 01:12:01,488 less crowded, though. 281 01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:08,896 What happened? 282 01:12:08,963 --> 01:12:10,198 Where did everyone go? 283 01:12:10,264 --> 01:12:11,398 Ah! 284 01:12:11,464 --> 01:12:13,768 Whoa, whoa, go back. 285 01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:16,938 Belgrade! 286 01:12:17,004 --> 01:12:19,907 I wish it was a little less... 287 01:12:19,974 --> 01:12:22,375 There. That orange coat. 288 01:12:22,442 --> 01:12:23,878 When we were at the coffee shop, 289 01:12:23,945 --> 01:12:25,646 there was someone in an orange coat like that. 290 01:12:25,713 --> 01:12:27,615 - Are you sure? - I did a situational 291 01:12:27,682 --> 01:12:31,085 awareness course with the FBI, so yeah, I'm sure. 292 01:12:32,887 --> 01:12:34,487 An orange coat, you say? 293 01:12:34,555 --> 01:12:35,857 Well, I shall ask. 294 01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:37,859 I'll try to get a word in edgewise. 295 01:12:37,925 --> 01:12:38,893 It's perfect. 296 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,528 This is perfect. Thank you so much. 297 01:12:40,595 --> 01:12:42,230 This hot chocolate is perfect. 298 01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:43,430 Is this your recipe, darling? 299 01:12:43,496 --> 01:12:45,566 Excuse me, is there perhaps someone 300 01:12:45,633 --> 01:12:47,969 visible in that footage wearing an orange coat? 301 01:12:48,035 --> 01:12:49,871 That guy right there. 302 01:12:49,937 --> 01:12:51,606 Oh, yeah, him. 303 01:12:51,672 --> 01:12:52,907 Yeah, last few days, 304 01:12:52,974 --> 01:12:54,909 he's come in every couple of hours. 305 01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,644 He's addicted to our hot chocolate. 306 01:12:56,711 --> 01:12:58,646 Well, he's got a good taste. 307 01:13:00,081 --> 01:13:01,315 Charlie, you were right. 308 01:13:01,381 --> 01:13:03,217 There was someone in an orange... 309 01:13:03,284 --> 01:13:05,519 coat. 310 01:13:07,288 --> 01:13:08,488 I think you could burn me a-- 311 01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:11,659 Vikram! Stop! 312 01:13:23,104 --> 01:13:24,772 Sorry. 313 01:13:41,389 --> 01:13:43,423 Charlie, it's a genie. 314 01:13:43,490 --> 01:13:45,927 But not just that. 315 01:13:45,993 --> 01:13:47,528 It's a free genie. 316 01:13:47,595 --> 01:13:49,330 Vikram! 317 01:13:56,771 --> 01:13:57,071 Now that we've covered the difference between Djinns 318 01:13:58,239 --> 01:14:02,977 and genies, let's turn our attention to our genie. 319 01:14:03,044 --> 01:14:05,947 And... 320 01:14:06,013 --> 01:14:07,715 why free genies are a bad thing. 321 01:14:07,782 --> 01:14:09,817 Why are we subjected to this? 322 01:14:09,884 --> 01:14:11,552 I think he misses teaching sometimes. 323 01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:13,354 Now, historically, the library 324 01:14:13,421 --> 01:14:15,756 doesn't have a lot of experience dealing with Genies. 325 01:14:15,823 --> 01:14:18,659 Who could tell me why? Lysa. 326 01:14:18,726 --> 01:14:20,294 Because a Genie's magic is a closed loop. 327 01:14:20,361 --> 01:14:22,830 The person who rubs the bottle gets three wishes. 328 01:14:22,897 --> 01:14:25,533 The wishes are granted, typically with a trick, 329 01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:26,767 or a lesson to be learned, 330 01:14:26,834 --> 01:14:28,102 and then it's back in the bottle. 331 01:14:28,169 --> 01:14:30,371 Correct, Ms. Pascal. 332 01:14:30,438 --> 01:14:34,375 However, a freed genie has... 333 01:14:34,442 --> 01:14:36,544 No limits. 334 01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:39,780 They can grant wishes to anyone at any time. 335 01:14:39,847 --> 01:14:41,082 Even wishes people make when 336 01:14:41,148 --> 01:14:42,516 they don't realize they're making them? 337 01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:44,452 Yeah, so even if the Genie thinks 338 01:14:44,518 --> 01:14:47,288 he's doing something nice, there are... 339 01:14:47,355 --> 01:14:50,458 - Unintended consequences. - Unintended consequences. 340 01:14:50,524 --> 01:14:52,693 - Yes. - Okay, so say you're 341 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,595 on a flight and you wish it would land sooner, 342 01:14:54,662 --> 01:14:56,263 and suddenly you're falling from the sky. 343 01:14:56,330 --> 01:14:59,900 Or as we saw, someone wishes for a little less crowded downtown, 344 01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:02,003 and suddenly we have dozens of missing persons. 345 01:15:02,069 --> 01:15:05,940 Or some poor kid wishes his guinea pig didn't die, 346 01:15:06,007 --> 01:15:07,975 and suddenly... 347 01:15:11,078 --> 01:15:12,847 Zombie guinea pig. 348 01:15:12,913 --> 01:15:14,015 No! 349 01:15:14,081 --> 01:15:16,283 Zombie guinea pig. 350 01:15:16,350 --> 01:15:18,219 Oh, it's okay, little guy. 351 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,655 It looks like a normal guinea pig. 352 01:15:21,722 --> 01:15:23,524 Mom couldn't wait to get him out of the house. 353 01:15:23,591 --> 01:15:24,959 He was freaking her out. 354 01:15:25,026 --> 01:15:27,194 I'm gonna name him Ambrose. 355 01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:28,896 So much raw power in the world, 356 01:15:28,963 --> 01:15:31,632 having Mr. Stone here is the least of our problems. 357 01:15:31,699 --> 01:15:33,300 It's the most of mine. 358 01:15:33,367 --> 01:15:35,202 Well, luckily, genie magic 359 01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:37,772 is restricted to only granting wishes. 360 01:15:37,838 --> 01:15:39,940 They can't just go do magic on their own. 361 01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:41,776 But Vikram said he turned his genie bottle 362 01:15:41,842 --> 01:15:43,444 into a water bottle. 363 01:15:43,512 --> 01:15:45,246 That I couldn't find an answer for. 364 01:15:45,312 --> 01:15:49,016 It's the bottle's magic, not the genie, okay? 365 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:52,086 For protection, the bottle can camouflage itself 366 01:15:52,153 --> 01:15:53,621 to hide in plain sight. 367 01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:55,022 The bottle is the key to stopping the genie. 368 01:15:55,089 --> 01:15:56,690 If we get the genie back in the bottle, 369 01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:58,325 his magic becomes a closed loop again. 370 01:15:58,392 --> 01:15:59,827 First things first, we got to find him. 371 01:15:59,894 --> 01:16:01,829 I might be able to help with that. 372 01:16:01,896 --> 01:16:03,931 You see, the barista gave me... 373 01:16:03,998 --> 01:16:06,434 - I was there, too. - ...The security footage. 374 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,968 She said the genie comes in 375 01:16:08,035 --> 01:16:10,471 multiple times a day for hot chocolate. 376 01:16:10,539 --> 01:16:11,806 He's never had chocolate before. 377 01:16:11,872 --> 01:16:13,007 No wonder he's so obsessed. 378 01:16:13,074 --> 01:16:15,209 So it's a stakeout. Let's go. 379 01:16:15,276 --> 01:16:17,445 Okay, I'm going to stay here and go over the security footage. 380 01:16:17,512 --> 01:16:19,847 Mr. Stone and I will take point. 381 01:16:19,914 --> 01:16:21,649 - Charlie, you and Connor-- - Connor and I will take point. 382 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,284 You two being tied together 383 01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:26,320 makes protecting you infinitely more complicated. 384 01:16:26,387 --> 01:16:27,788 Fine. 385 01:16:27,855 --> 01:16:30,024 We shall watch from a bush. 386 01:16:31,692 --> 01:16:34,128 I hope it's a cranberry bush. 387 01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:40,968 Stop looking around like 388 01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,538 a freshman trying to find his classroom. 389 01:16:43,604 --> 01:16:45,673 It's my first stake out. 390 01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,775 I just wish we had... 391 01:16:47,842 --> 01:16:50,611 Let's not use the W word, okay? 392 01:16:57,184 --> 01:16:58,385 Here we go. 393 01:17:07,261 --> 01:17:08,863 Wait, what are you doing? It's too dangerous 394 01:17:08,929 --> 01:17:10,664 with all these people around, Charlie said, wait. 395 01:17:10,731 --> 01:17:12,133 We can take him right now. 396 01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:13,868 What, do you wanna throw a burlap sack over his head 397 01:17:13,934 --> 01:17:15,336 and wrestle him out of here? 398 01:17:15,402 --> 01:17:16,704 Yes. 399 01:17:16,770 --> 01:17:19,541 Now, do you have a sack handy? 400 01:17:21,809 --> 01:17:23,344 Here I am again. 401 01:17:23,410 --> 01:17:24,546 I ordered ahead. 402 01:17:24,613 --> 01:17:27,381 Let me just find my wallet. 403 01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:32,286 Yeah, I know, I know. It's ready. 404 01:17:32,353 --> 01:17:34,523 Wow, delicious. 405 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:35,923 - Thank you. - Thank you. 406 01:17:35,990 --> 01:17:37,458 Okay, the bottle's in this bag. 407 01:17:37,526 --> 01:17:39,594 Worth every D-note. 408 01:17:39,693 --> 01:17:42,496 And he's got his order. 409 01:17:52,239 --> 01:17:54,341 Let's go. 410 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:55,510 You two stay here. 411 01:17:55,577 --> 01:17:57,011 You're a little tied up right now. 412 01:17:57,077 --> 01:17:58,846 Certainly not-- 413 01:17:58,913 --> 01:18:01,415 Copy that, Charlie. 414 01:18:03,717 --> 01:18:05,654 You can keep trying. 415 01:18:05,719 --> 01:18:07,721 You ain't going anywhere if I'm not moving. 416 01:18:08,756 --> 01:18:12,026 Why must you be so infuriating? 417 01:18:12,092 --> 01:18:13,628 You know, when I first arrived, 418 01:18:13,727 --> 01:18:15,029 I was inclined to take your side. 419 01:18:15,095 --> 01:18:16,363 Everybody makes mistakes. 420 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:17,666 But you keep making them. 421 01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:19,300 It's like you're doing it on purpose. 422 01:18:40,287 --> 01:18:42,122 Hello, Librarians. 423 01:18:42,189 --> 01:18:45,627 Did you wander down this smelly alley, too? 424 01:18:45,694 --> 01:18:47,094 You know who we are? 425 01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:49,463 Of course. I'm a genie, silly. 426 01:18:49,531 --> 01:18:50,831 You're a free genie, 427 01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:52,333 granting every wish you hear. 428 01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:53,801 Yes. 429 01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:55,202 It's delightful, isn't it? 430 01:18:55,269 --> 01:18:58,005 - You have to stop. - Why? 431 01:18:58,072 --> 01:18:59,807 We get that you're trying to help people, 432 01:18:59,873 --> 01:19:01,509 but it's causing major problems. 433 01:19:01,576 --> 01:19:02,644 Oh, I know. 434 01:19:02,711 --> 01:19:04,378 - You know? - Yes. 435 01:19:04,445 --> 01:19:07,848 The problems are the point, of course. 436 01:19:07,915 --> 01:19:11,252 I was enslaved for a millennia. 437 01:19:11,318 --> 01:19:13,454 A millennia! 438 01:19:13,521 --> 01:19:14,989 Why? 439 01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:16,857 Because humanity is greedy. 440 01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:18,292 That's why. 441 01:19:18,359 --> 01:19:20,461 "I wish for more money," 442 01:19:20,528 --> 01:19:23,464 "more love," "better looks." 443 01:19:23,531 --> 01:19:25,399 You two are fine on that score, by the way, 444 01:19:25,466 --> 01:19:29,970 but most people are just not satisfied. 445 01:19:30,037 --> 01:19:33,207 And now that I'm free, I'll teach them all. 446 01:19:33,274 --> 01:19:36,043 to be satisfied. 447 01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:38,912 I'll grant every wish they make, 448 01:19:38,979 --> 01:19:41,716 and they will realize that their greed 449 01:19:41,782 --> 01:19:43,884 and desires cause nothing 450 01:19:43,951 --> 01:19:46,453 but chaos. 451 01:19:46,521 --> 01:19:49,624 They'll destroy the world with their wants, 452 01:19:49,691 --> 01:19:52,259 and no one will ever 453 01:19:52,326 --> 01:19:55,095 make a wish... 454 01:19:55,162 --> 01:19:57,064 Again. 455 01:19:58,832 --> 01:20:02,604 This is where you try and stop me. 456 01:20:02,671 --> 01:20:04,805 - I'm just disappointed. - Oh. 457 01:20:04,872 --> 01:20:06,508 I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. 458 01:20:06,574 --> 01:20:08,309 I wasn't. 459 01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:10,612 But I also know you can't do anything to us without a wish. 460 01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:13,748 So I like my odds. 461 01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:16,450 Well, allow me to change those. 462 01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:17,951 Oh, boys. 463 01:20:19,554 --> 01:20:21,355 Here they come. 464 01:20:21,422 --> 01:20:23,792 Librarians, let me introduce you 465 01:20:23,857 --> 01:20:27,662 to Jackson, Justin, Brandon, and... 466 01:20:27,729 --> 01:20:30,931 uh, I want to say Derek. 467 01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:33,067 Whatever. Believe it or not, 468 01:20:33,133 --> 01:20:35,402 they are 12-year-old boys who wished 469 01:20:35,469 --> 01:20:39,674 to be as big and strong as their favorite MMA fighters. 470 01:20:39,741 --> 01:20:41,342 And now they are, 471 01:20:41,408 --> 01:20:43,344 and they'll do anything for me. 472 01:20:43,410 --> 01:20:47,014 Boys, take care of them, would you? 473 01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:55,356 I would say it's been fun, 474 01:20:55,422 --> 01:20:58,526 but honestly, this is the fun part. 475 01:21:01,763 --> 01:21:03,097 I got cheat codes to all your favorite games! 476 01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:04,632 Not the face, dude. 477 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,570 Not the face! Not the-- 478 01:21:10,504 --> 01:21:12,473 Get the genie! 479 01:21:13,374 --> 01:21:15,409 - Can't let you do that. - Ooh! 480 01:21:36,798 --> 01:21:38,265 Aww! 481 01:21:41,502 --> 01:21:43,036 Wish you could stop me? 482 01:21:44,338 --> 01:21:46,574 Really? 483 01:21:59,788 --> 01:22:02,322 I told you she had it covered. 484 01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:04,491 - Charlie, are you all right? - I'm fine. 485 01:22:06,828 --> 01:22:10,964 Now, I hope you've learned that fighting is very, very bad. 486 01:22:11,031 --> 01:22:12,901 I'm calling all your mothers. 487 01:22:12,966 --> 01:22:14,401 Genie got away. 488 01:22:14,468 --> 01:22:16,170 Revenir a la case depart! 489 01:22:16,236 --> 01:22:18,706 He's saying we're back to square one. 490 01:22:18,773 --> 01:22:21,709 - What? - Oh, well, not exactly. 491 01:22:23,611 --> 01:22:26,013 Bien joué, Connor. Bien joué. 492 01:22:30,384 --> 01:22:32,152 - It's definitely the genie's? - Mm-hmm. 493 01:22:32,219 --> 01:22:33,987 Quick switcheroo with a similar bottle. 494 01:22:34,054 --> 01:22:36,023 So, you had to improvise 495 01:22:36,089 --> 01:22:37,826 when things weren't going your way. 496 01:22:37,892 --> 01:22:39,694 Mmm, Viks, that wasn't improv, 497 01:22:39,761 --> 01:22:41,962 me and Charlie planned it in advance. 498 01:22:42,029 --> 01:22:43,964 Well, planning beats chaos every time. 499 01:22:44,031 --> 01:22:46,266 Okay, so I was going through the footage from 500 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:48,435 the coffee shop, and then, see here? 501 01:22:48,502 --> 01:22:50,003 While he was waiting for his order, 502 01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:51,271 our genie was on his phone. 503 01:22:51,338 --> 01:22:52,841 Bet he wasn't playing Candy Crush. 504 01:22:52,907 --> 01:22:55,309 So I did some light hacking of the coffee shop's WiFi 505 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:58,212 and there were four patrons using it during that timestamp. 506 01:22:58,278 --> 01:22:59,480 Three were on their socials, 507 01:22:59,547 --> 01:23:02,316 and one was on a travel agency website. 508 01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:06,053 Uh-huh, looks like our genie is about to skip town. 509 01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:08,790 Why would he skip? 510 01:23:08,857 --> 01:23:10,658 Probably the same reason you do. 511 01:23:14,696 --> 01:23:16,396 Okay, if I can get into the agency's computers, 512 01:23:16,463 --> 01:23:19,032 we can find out where the genie's booked his flight. 513 01:23:20,535 --> 01:23:22,035 - Hi. - Hi. 514 01:23:22,102 --> 01:23:23,872 We were hoping you could tell us if a ma-- 515 01:23:23,938 --> 01:23:26,006 Don't worry, Boris. 516 01:23:28,877 --> 01:23:31,111 They're here for me. 517 01:23:31,178 --> 01:23:34,214 Hello, Librarians. 518 01:23:40,722 --> 01:23:42,557 Don't try rubbing it. 519 01:23:42,624 --> 01:23:44,258 The thought hadn't even crossed my mind. 520 01:23:44,324 --> 01:23:45,727 But it has now, hasn't it? 521 01:23:45,793 --> 01:23:48,195 I'm perplexed, this morning at the coffee house, 522 01:23:48,262 --> 01:23:50,532 everyone had feelings to air, but not me. 523 01:23:50,598 --> 01:23:52,266 No, no complaints about anyone. 524 01:23:52,332 --> 01:23:53,801 Of course you didn't. 525 01:23:53,868 --> 01:23:55,235 You don't see us as your equals. 526 01:23:55,302 --> 01:23:56,938 You see us as pupils still learning. 527 01:23:57,005 --> 01:23:58,171 You are still learning. 528 01:23:58,238 --> 01:24:00,173 So are you. 529 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,010 Learning how to do this together. 530 01:24:02,075 --> 01:24:04,278 There's nothing in here. 531 01:24:04,344 --> 01:24:07,314 No protocol on how to reunite a genie with its bottle. 532 01:24:07,381 --> 01:24:08,650 As a matter of fact, in this journal, 533 01:24:08,716 --> 01:24:10,818 it says it's not even the genie's lamp. 534 01:24:10,885 --> 01:24:12,754 So we're on our own. 535 01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:14,923 Time to see if this infernal contraption 536 01:24:14,989 --> 01:24:16,323 can provide any illumination. 537 01:24:16,390 --> 01:24:17,725 - Can you not do that? - No, wait. 538 01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:19,627 - I was just trying to-- - Hey! 539 01:24:19,694 --> 01:24:21,796 Stop that, please. 540 01:24:22,931 --> 01:24:24,431 What was that? 541 01:24:24,498 --> 01:24:27,535 Uh, that came from the bottle. 542 01:24:29,102 --> 01:24:30,772 Hello? 543 01:24:30,838 --> 01:24:33,106 Can you help me? 544 01:24:34,876 --> 01:24:36,376 How did you get in there? 545 01:24:36,443 --> 01:24:40,080 I made a wish with a genie to set him free, 546 01:24:40,147 --> 01:24:42,784 and then I found myself in here. 547 01:24:42,850 --> 01:24:44,084 It's nice. 548 01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:46,754 They have all the sports channels, 549 01:24:46,821 --> 01:24:48,523 but I'd like to get out. 550 01:24:48,590 --> 01:24:52,060 Of course, it's a subdimensional space. 551 01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:53,393 No one's occupying it, 552 01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:54,996 then it would just fold in on itself. 553 01:24:55,063 --> 01:24:56,731 It's like the library. 554 01:24:56,798 --> 01:24:59,366 Somebody's always gotta be tied to the library. 555 01:24:59,433 --> 01:25:01,101 First there was Judson, now Flynn. 556 01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:03,170 It's a whole ceremony. It's a thing. 557 01:25:03,236 --> 01:25:05,439 So this gentleman wished the genie to be free 558 01:25:05,506 --> 01:25:09,209 and then got sucked in, because... 559 01:25:09,276 --> 01:25:11,445 For a genie to walk free, 560 01:25:11,512 --> 01:25:13,447 somebody's got to be in there. 561 01:25:14,782 --> 01:25:16,751 So how do we get him out? 562 01:25:17,919 --> 01:25:19,520 Please-- 563 01:25:22,389 --> 01:25:25,158 Okay, but how would you know we would come here? 564 01:25:25,225 --> 01:25:28,529 You are Librarians after all. 565 01:25:28,596 --> 01:25:29,764 Well, try this one on for a size. 566 01:25:29,831 --> 01:25:32,767 I wish you couldn't leave this room. 567 01:25:34,902 --> 01:25:36,336 Oh. Oh, no. 568 01:25:36,403 --> 01:25:38,271 I'm stuck. I can't leave now. 569 01:25:40,407 --> 01:25:41,676 I'm messing with you guys. 570 01:25:41,743 --> 01:25:42,977 I'm a free genie. 571 01:25:43,044 --> 01:25:44,846 ♪ I'm a free genie ♪ 572 01:25:44,912 --> 01:25:48,181 ♪ I can choose which wishes I grant ♪ 573 01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:50,350 And where I'm going, 574 01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:53,755 there are so many more interesting wishes to be made. 575 01:25:53,821 --> 01:25:55,056 Okay, then. 576 01:25:55,123 --> 01:25:57,424 We'll just catch up with you at the next location. 577 01:25:57,491 --> 01:26:00,561 - Come on, Connor. - H-- Hang on, hang on. 578 01:26:00,628 --> 01:26:03,330 You don't know where I'm going yet. 579 01:26:03,397 --> 01:26:05,633 Oh, well, you've been kinda obvious. 580 01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:07,401 - I have not! - Well, this travel agency 581 01:26:07,467 --> 01:26:09,671 specializes in overseas travel 582 01:26:09,737 --> 01:26:11,806 with special packages to American cities. 583 01:26:11,873 --> 01:26:13,975 And if you want people making wishes, 584 01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:15,109 the best spot is Las Vegas. 585 01:26:15,175 --> 01:26:17,512 - Vegas. - Oh, what? 586 01:26:17,578 --> 01:26:19,047 No. 587 01:26:19,113 --> 01:26:20,615 Vegas wishes are all the same. 588 01:26:20,682 --> 01:26:23,151 New York wishes have as much variety 589 01:26:23,216 --> 01:26:25,352 as they have pizza. 590 01:26:25,419 --> 01:26:27,320 Ooh, can't wait 591 01:26:27,387 --> 01:26:29,057 to taste New York pizza. 592 01:26:29,123 --> 01:26:30,223 You're right. 593 01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:32,126 New York is better. 594 01:26:34,629 --> 01:26:38,465 Aren't you clever Librarians? 595 01:26:38,533 --> 01:26:40,768 I'd love to stay chatting, 596 01:26:40,835 --> 01:26:42,502 chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting. 597 01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:45,006 But I have a plane to catch. 598 01:26:45,073 --> 01:26:47,407 Ooh, I wonder what people 599 01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:49,577 will wish for in an airport. 600 01:26:49,644 --> 01:26:52,647 We may not be able to use a wish to trap you in this room, 601 01:26:52,714 --> 01:26:56,216 but you don't have a crew of preteens here, 602 01:26:56,283 --> 01:26:57,652 so you're not going anywhere. 603 01:26:57,719 --> 01:27:00,287 Oh, yes, you have me at a disadvantage, 604 01:27:00,353 --> 01:27:03,024 what, with you between me and the exit. 605 01:27:03,091 --> 01:27:06,326 - Um, Boris? - Yup? 606 01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:09,063 Don't you wish money fell from the skies? 607 01:27:09,130 --> 01:27:10,832 Sure I do. 608 01:27:10,898 --> 01:27:14,202 Say it. 609 01:27:14,267 --> 01:27:17,004 I wish money fell from the sky. 610 01:27:22,877 --> 01:27:24,946 Charlie, get him. He's getting away! 611 01:27:31,686 --> 01:27:33,420 You sure this is gonna work? 612 01:27:33,487 --> 01:27:36,758 Uh, theoretically, yeah. It's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, 613 01:27:36,824 --> 01:27:38,458 it can connect two points anywhere, 614 01:27:38,526 --> 01:27:40,327 so it should be able to connect to any door, 615 01:27:40,393 --> 01:27:42,395 even one to a subdimensional space. 616 01:27:42,462 --> 01:27:43,731 We just have to route it to 617 01:27:43,798 --> 01:27:45,533 a wider range of possibilities. 618 01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:47,702 So we get this door open and we-- 619 01:27:47,769 --> 01:27:49,937 Will you stop doing that, man? 620 01:27:50,004 --> 01:27:51,506 Perhaps you shouldn't stand still. 621 01:27:51,572 --> 01:27:52,940 You know what your problem is? 622 01:27:53,007 --> 01:27:55,743 Everyone's been telling me my problems all day. 623 01:28:02,282 --> 01:28:04,252 I did it! 624 01:28:04,317 --> 01:28:06,386 I assume it has to do with me knowing more 625 01:28:06,453 --> 01:28:08,321 than everybody else and acting on it. 626 01:28:08,388 --> 01:28:10,191 You don't know more than anybody else. 627 01:28:10,258 --> 01:28:12,193 Not facts, not history, not science. 628 01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:13,861 All you know is the job, 629 01:28:13,928 --> 01:28:15,596 and the job wouldn't change on ya, pal. 630 01:28:15,663 --> 01:28:17,999 Hey, guys, sorry. We have to test the connection 631 01:28:18,065 --> 01:28:20,168 before we go through, just to pull 'em out. 632 01:28:20,234 --> 01:28:22,069 Yes, Lysa. I'll do it. 633 01:28:22,136 --> 01:28:23,805 No, you won't. 634 01:28:24,939 --> 01:28:26,507 After all, sacrifice 635 01:28:26,574 --> 01:28:28,543 is the Librarian's gambit. 636 01:28:28,609 --> 01:28:31,012 You ain't going anywhere, not until I'm done talking. 637 01:28:31,078 --> 01:28:33,881 Oh, wait, that's right. That's what you do. 638 01:28:33,948 --> 01:28:36,117 - You run. - You want me to slow down? 639 01:28:36,184 --> 01:28:39,821 In this insane world that moves so fast, I get the job done. 640 01:28:39,887 --> 01:28:42,924 Yes, I move quickly. I trust my instincts. 641 01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:45,492 But not your team. 642 01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:46,994 You know what I think? 643 01:28:47,061 --> 01:28:49,664 I think you asked for a more experienced Librarian 644 01:28:49,730 --> 01:28:51,065 to be here because you wanted someone 645 01:28:51,132 --> 01:28:54,068 that would understand that this gig is hard, 646 01:28:54,135 --> 01:28:56,270 this gig is crazy, and you're gotta be smarter 647 01:28:56,336 --> 01:28:57,772 than the magic. 648 01:28:57,839 --> 01:28:59,874 But you don't want to slow down and listen to anyone, 649 01:28:59,941 --> 01:29:02,577 especially not me, because then you'd have 650 01:29:02,643 --> 01:29:04,178 to look someone right in the eye 651 01:29:04,245 --> 01:29:08,716 and realize you're not the only one that could do this job. 652 01:29:08,783 --> 01:29:11,384 You know what, Mr. Stone? 653 01:29:11,451 --> 01:29:13,054 You're right. 654 01:29:15,056 --> 01:29:17,291 You're right. 655 01:29:17,357 --> 01:29:19,327 My team is just as capable as me. 656 01:29:19,392 --> 01:29:21,229 That's all I'm saying. 657 01:29:21,295 --> 01:29:22,797 As are you. 658 01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:27,168 Vikram! 659 01:29:27,235 --> 01:29:29,103 Right. Where were we? 660 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,109 You okay? 661 01:29:37,144 --> 01:29:38,279 Aces! 662 01:29:49,757 --> 01:29:52,627 Alright, back up, back up. 663 01:29:54,228 --> 01:29:55,462 You ready? 664 01:29:55,529 --> 01:29:56,931 - Ready. - Ready. 665 01:30:05,106 --> 01:30:07,174 All right, imprisoned wish makers first. 666 01:30:07,241 --> 01:30:08,776 Okay. 667 01:30:11,812 --> 01:30:13,480 Up. 668 01:30:28,095 --> 01:30:29,563 Thank you so much. 669 01:30:29,630 --> 01:30:31,766 - Where am I? - Oh, good question. 670 01:30:31,832 --> 01:30:33,466 Do you know anything hypnosis? 671 01:30:33,534 --> 01:30:35,536 - No. - Wait, funny story. 672 01:30:35,603 --> 01:30:37,371 You're actually in a hypnotic state, 673 01:30:37,437 --> 01:30:39,006 and none of this is real. 674 01:30:39,073 --> 01:30:42,810 Mr. Stone, one hand over the other. 675 01:30:59,093 --> 01:31:01,295 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 676 01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:06,968 Vikram! 677 01:31:16,243 --> 01:31:19,914 It is just a matter of upper body strength. 678 01:31:19,981 --> 01:31:22,683 That has nothing to do with my upper body strength. 679 01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:24,618 The damn thing won't let me through. 680 01:31:31,826 --> 01:31:33,427 - Charlie? - Vikram, we ran 681 01:31:33,493 --> 01:31:34,662 into the Genie but we lost him. 682 01:31:34,729 --> 01:31:36,163 But we know where he's going. 683 01:31:36,230 --> 01:31:38,532 Flight to New York takes off in one hour. 684 01:31:38,599 --> 01:31:39,734 If he gets on that plane, 685 01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:41,736 there's no telling what he'll do. 686 01:31:45,206 --> 01:31:47,441 Hey, get me out of here! 687 01:31:47,508 --> 01:31:48,976 You can't leave me in here! 688 01:31:49,043 --> 01:31:50,544 I need to... 689 01:31:51,879 --> 01:31:54,115 Sounds like we need a plan. 690 01:32:03,424 --> 01:32:05,393 Right, his gate's down this way. 691 01:32:05,459 --> 01:32:07,194 - You sure this is gonna work? - Of course it will. 692 01:32:07,261 --> 01:32:08,896 All we have to do is trick the genie into coming 693 01:32:08,963 --> 01:32:10,965 after this bottle, and Lysa will handle the rest. 694 01:32:11,032 --> 01:32:13,000 You alright in there, Mr. Stone? 695 01:32:14,802 --> 01:32:17,338 This better work, Vikram! 696 01:32:17,405 --> 01:32:18,806 Lysa, you ready? 697 01:32:18,873 --> 01:32:23,344 Uh, yeah, this isn't really the kinda science I do. 698 01:32:23,411 --> 01:32:25,379 I make apps and algorithms. 699 01:32:25,446 --> 01:32:27,481 This is more string theory. 700 01:32:27,548 --> 01:32:29,250 Connected the door to a subdimensional 701 01:32:29,316 --> 01:32:31,352 space already, Lysa, this is basically the same thing. 702 01:32:31,419 --> 01:32:33,721 I would laugh hysterically right now if I wasn't panicking. 703 01:32:33,788 --> 01:32:35,322 Lysa, did you or did you not say that 704 01:32:35,389 --> 01:32:37,258 as an Einstein Rosen bridge, the magic door 705 01:32:37,324 --> 01:32:38,826 can connect two points anywhere? 706 01:32:38,893 --> 01:32:40,594 - Yeah, but-- - Then all we have to do 707 01:32:40,661 --> 01:32:42,863 is connect two points, the plan is simple. 708 01:32:42,930 --> 01:32:45,499 We use the door's bridge capabilities to connect a door 709 01:32:45,566 --> 01:32:47,001 here at the airport to the bottle, 710 01:32:47,068 --> 01:32:48,803 and then push our genie inside it. 711 01:32:48,869 --> 01:32:50,738 Solid, solid plan. 712 01:32:50,805 --> 01:32:52,973 Just keep tracking my phone, okay? 713 01:32:53,974 --> 01:32:56,010 Okay. 714 01:33:03,717 --> 01:33:06,120 Hey! 715 01:33:06,187 --> 01:33:07,755 You're not getting on that plane. 716 01:33:07,822 --> 01:33:10,858 Ugh, are we really doing this? 717 01:33:10,925 --> 01:33:12,827 It's getting sad. 718 01:33:12,893 --> 01:33:15,096 Just accept you lost this one. 719 01:33:15,162 --> 01:33:17,532 I'll see you when humanity is burning 720 01:33:17,598 --> 01:33:20,034 due to its greed and hubris. 721 01:33:20,101 --> 01:33:22,069 Have a nice day. 722 01:33:22,136 --> 01:33:24,738 We have something you don't. 723 01:33:27,374 --> 01:33:28,909 Hmm? 724 01:33:31,445 --> 01:33:33,247 Reveal yourself. 725 01:33:36,585 --> 01:33:37,718 So what? 726 01:33:37,785 --> 01:33:39,120 I don't need the bottle. 727 01:33:39,186 --> 01:33:42,323 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. 728 01:33:42,389 --> 01:33:43,757 The easy way is surrender. 729 01:33:43,824 --> 01:33:45,459 Come with us now and stop your plan 730 01:33:45,527 --> 01:33:46,894 to cause chaos worldwide. 731 01:33:46,961 --> 01:33:49,130 The hard way, we take this back 732 01:33:49,196 --> 01:33:50,865 to the library, put our heads together, 733 01:33:50,931 --> 01:33:52,366 and figure out a way to get you back into the bottle. 734 01:33:52,433 --> 01:33:55,069 You'll be stuck building pillow forts before you land. 735 01:33:55,136 --> 01:33:56,437 Yeah... 736 01:33:56,504 --> 01:33:57,671 You're bluffing. 737 01:33:57,738 --> 01:34:00,307 Hmm. Hard way it is, then. 738 01:34:04,178 --> 01:34:06,413 - Give me that bottle! - Here we go. 739 01:34:10,484 --> 01:34:13,087 - Oh, slap them in-- - I'm gonna miss my plane! 740 01:34:13,154 --> 01:34:15,656 Mr. Jenkins. Hi, it's Lysa Pascal. 741 01:34:15,723 --> 01:34:16,790 Mr. Stone gave me your number. 742 01:34:16,857 --> 01:34:19,727 Hi, I have a quick question 743 01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:21,996 about the door's Kruskal Szekeres coordinates? 744 01:34:23,297 --> 01:34:25,332 No, I'm not messing with the internal functioning. 745 01:34:26,635 --> 01:34:28,669 But if I were, would moving 746 01:34:28,736 --> 01:34:31,172 the aluminum conductors allow the coordinates to shift? 747 01:34:33,642 --> 01:34:35,276 I'll call you back. 748 01:34:37,646 --> 01:34:40,014 This is so fast and slow at the same time. 749 01:34:46,153 --> 01:34:47,321 Guys, in here. 750 01:34:53,628 --> 01:34:55,396 Running is hard! 751 01:35:02,736 --> 01:35:04,171 Bring it back! 752 01:35:04,238 --> 01:35:05,574 Lysa... 753 01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:09,611 in three, two... 754 01:35:09,678 --> 01:35:10,978 One! 755 01:35:22,223 --> 01:35:24,626 - It worked? - It worked. 756 01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,195 No, it didn't. 757 01:35:28,262 --> 01:35:30,297 I'll be taking my bottle now. 758 01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:34,868 Bring it back! 759 01:35:34,935 --> 01:35:37,371 Lysa, reset. Lysa, reset it. 760 01:35:37,438 --> 01:35:39,073 I'm trying. 761 01:35:45,513 --> 01:35:46,715 Now. 762 01:35:56,790 --> 01:35:58,425 Connor, catch. 763 01:36:06,133 --> 01:36:08,402 Lysa, hurry! 764 01:36:30,592 --> 01:36:32,126 She's got it working! 765 01:36:32,192 --> 01:36:33,994 Lysa, door at the end of the hall. 766 01:36:38,499 --> 01:36:40,602 Oh, no. No, no... 767 01:36:45,839 --> 01:36:48,510 Finally, now that was all very exciting. 768 01:36:48,576 --> 01:36:51,312 And as they say, all's well that ends well. 769 01:36:54,848 --> 01:36:56,950 A valiant attempt. 770 01:36:57,017 --> 01:36:59,153 But the game is over. 771 01:37:06,860 --> 01:37:09,531 Now, boarding for flight 6367 to New York City. 772 01:37:09,597 --> 01:37:12,801 - Now boarding. - Adieu, Librarians. 773 01:37:12,866 --> 01:37:15,804 That was marvelous cardio, by the way. 774 01:37:15,869 --> 01:37:17,572 But I have a plane to catch. 775 01:37:17,639 --> 01:37:18,640 Toodle-oo. 776 01:37:18,707 --> 01:37:21,475 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 777 01:37:21,543 --> 01:37:23,712 I told you, you're supposed to follow me. 778 01:37:23,778 --> 01:37:25,245 I'm the senior Librarian. 779 01:37:25,312 --> 01:37:27,047 I'm the one who knows what he's doing. 780 01:37:27,114 --> 01:37:28,248 That is not fair. 781 01:37:28,315 --> 01:37:29,551 We're doing everything we could. 782 01:37:29,617 --> 01:37:32,119 I have had enough of listening to you. 783 01:37:32,186 --> 01:37:34,888 I don't want to hear anything from you ever again. 784 01:37:34,955 --> 01:37:36,457 In fact, I wish I was on 785 01:37:36,524 --> 01:37:39,326 the other side of the world right now. 786 01:37:39,393 --> 01:37:40,894 Wish granted. 787 01:37:43,897 --> 01:37:46,400 You got to be careful what you wish for. 788 01:37:48,469 --> 01:37:50,337 Wait, what's happening? 789 01:37:51,573 --> 01:37:54,375 You know the bottle can't be empty, right? 790 01:37:54,441 --> 01:37:56,910 That means you have to fill it. 791 01:37:56,977 --> 01:37:59,480 And you tethered Stone to Vikram. 792 01:37:59,547 --> 01:38:01,683 So when he wished to be on the other side of the world, 793 01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:03,350 Stone went with him. 794 01:38:03,417 --> 01:38:04,885 I can't go back. 795 01:38:04,952 --> 01:38:06,554 I'm finally free. 796 01:38:06,621 --> 01:38:08,889 No! 797 01:38:17,532 --> 01:38:20,000 Some of us plan ahead... 798 01:38:20,067 --> 01:38:22,537 Some of us do it on the fly. 799 01:38:22,604 --> 01:38:25,072 - We get the job done. - We get the job done. 800 01:38:27,474 --> 01:38:29,042 Hello? 801 01:38:29,109 --> 01:38:31,780 Did you know that on the other side 802 01:38:31,846 --> 01:38:32,980 of the world from Belgrade 803 01:38:33,046 --> 01:38:35,550 is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? 804 01:38:37,084 --> 01:38:40,320 I think the tide is coming in! 805 01:38:40,387 --> 01:38:42,189 I'll get Lysa to set a door. 806 01:38:42,256 --> 01:38:43,991 There's no doors. 807 01:38:44,057 --> 01:38:46,093 Send a boat. 808 01:38:47,928 --> 01:38:49,631 Sharks. 809 01:38:49,697 --> 01:38:50,964 Oh, yes. 810 01:38:54,636 --> 01:38:56,170 Awesome. 811 01:38:58,773 --> 01:39:02,142 You two sure you didn't wanna stay on a tropical island? 812 01:39:02,209 --> 01:39:03,377 About 30 more minutes and that tropical island 813 01:39:03,444 --> 01:39:04,612 would have been underwater. 814 01:39:04,679 --> 01:39:08,182 But I gotta say, it was fast thinking. 815 01:39:08,248 --> 01:39:11,118 I may have thought about it in advance, 816 01:39:11,185 --> 01:39:12,854 by 20 seconds or so. 817 01:39:12,921 --> 01:39:16,156 Since this is the first genie bottle they've ever had, 818 01:39:16,223 --> 01:39:18,626 it's like the library's created a special room for it. 819 01:39:18,693 --> 01:39:22,396 Well, I assume it is buried deep with cement walls. 820 01:39:22,463 --> 01:39:24,699 A very exciting acquisition for the library. 821 01:39:24,766 --> 01:39:26,701 But how do you suppose we become untethered? 822 01:39:26,768 --> 01:39:28,536 You already are. 823 01:39:28,603 --> 01:39:30,939 When the genie was forced back into his bottle, 824 01:39:31,004 --> 01:39:32,574 all his free wishes were reversed. 825 01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:35,342 Bit of a genie law we didn't know. 826 01:39:41,583 --> 01:39:42,717 Is tha... 827 01:39:50,224 --> 01:39:51,726 I'm already writing a report about it. 828 01:39:51,793 --> 01:39:54,662 People reappeared downtown, keys went missing, and... 829 01:39:55,897 --> 01:39:57,431 Ambrose. 830 01:39:57,498 --> 01:39:59,032 Don't worry, I found a loophole. 831 01:40:02,670 --> 01:40:04,371 Oh, No. 832 01:40:04,438 --> 01:40:07,107 He's changed all my presets. 833 01:40:07,174 --> 01:40:09,844 Oh, look, Ambrose, it's Animal Planet. 834 01:40:11,378 --> 01:40:14,014 What do you mean you want to watch Love is Blind? 835 01:40:16,751 --> 01:40:18,720 Who knew a magical subdimensional space 836 01:40:18,786 --> 01:40:20,688 would subvert the life-death ratio. 837 01:40:20,755 --> 01:40:23,190 Wow, I gotta put that in my report. 838 01:40:23,257 --> 01:40:24,792 All right. Come on, Connor. 839 01:40:24,859 --> 01:40:26,126 Let's get this to the library. 840 01:40:26,193 --> 01:40:28,530 Let these two say goodbye. 841 01:40:28,596 --> 01:40:29,797 Yeah. 842 01:40:29,864 --> 01:40:31,633 At least the genie is going to be comfortable. 843 01:40:31,699 --> 01:40:35,402 He does have a fantastic Jacuzzi in there. 844 01:40:35,469 --> 01:40:38,138 I have returned globe's internal mechanisms 845 01:40:38,205 --> 01:40:39,774 to the original settings, so we should be able 846 01:40:39,841 --> 01:40:41,074 to get Mr. Stone home. 847 01:40:41,141 --> 01:40:42,577 Well, Mr. Stone, I realize 848 01:40:42,644 --> 01:40:44,779 this must have been wildly inconvenient for you. 849 01:40:44,846 --> 01:40:49,116 But I must admit, I have found you being here enlightening. 850 01:40:49,182 --> 01:40:51,519 Well, I found it enlightening, too. 851 01:40:51,586 --> 01:40:53,688 You got a good team here, Vikram. 852 01:40:53,755 --> 01:40:56,123 If you guys stay in sync, you're gonna be unstoppable. 853 01:40:56,189 --> 01:40:57,992 Yes, it turns out all I needed 854 01:40:58,058 --> 01:41:02,730 to shift my pace was being tied to a stubborn Oklahoman. 855 01:41:04,097 --> 01:41:06,333 See? 856 01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:08,803 Functioning as intended. 857 01:41:19,146 --> 01:41:21,716 - You hungry? - Famished. 858 01:41:23,551 --> 01:41:24,752 Wait, wait, wait. No, I can fix this. 859 01:41:24,819 --> 01:41:26,453 I have complete faith... 860 01:41:26,521 --> 01:41:28,623 Just call us when you're done, and we'll bring ya a sandwich. 861 01:41:28,690 --> 01:41:30,558 Okay. 60834

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