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Why can't I ever just let myself
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properly enjoy things? Why can't I ever
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just be in the moment, you know? I know
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today is brilliant.
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It's sunny, we're in the first world, we
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just ordered [music] a $19 sundae, you
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know, delicious. But, all I can think
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about is my rubbish face. I'm obsessing.
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I mean, it's just I'm turning 21 soon
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and this is as good as my face is ever
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going [music] to get.
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This is it.
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It's all downhill from here.
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I thought maybe puberty would do a
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better job, but no.
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Puberty did a good [music] job with you.
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You used to be really awful to look at.
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Incredible. Clad, don't you think this
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is incredible?
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What an incredible sundae.
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Isn't it just mind-blowing to think we
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actually get to eat this?
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>> Josh, I want to talk to you about
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something.
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>> Oh.
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No.
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No. No, you don't.
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>> I think we should break up.
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>> Oh.
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Oh, that's bad.
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>> I just
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I kind of feel like we've drifted, you
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know?
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>> This isn't good at all.
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>> Also, you're gay.
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>> What?
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No.
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No, no, I'm not.
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>> Josh, you're probably gay.
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>> I'm not.
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>> I mean, we could still be friends,
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[music]
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if you like.
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>> You wouldn't have read that differently,
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would you?
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Is $19 sundae suddenly pretty [ __ ]
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humiliating?
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>> [music]
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[singing]
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[music]
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[music]
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>> Tom.
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Hey.
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>> Workplace sexual harassment, here we go.
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Workplace sexual harassment. Oh. Oh.
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>> You work here. This isn't [laughter]
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workplace sexual harassment. It's just
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normal sexual harassment.
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>> What are you doing?
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>> I'm on my break.
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>> Tom, are you googling giraffes again?
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Why are you always googling giraffes?
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>> I'm not always googling giraffes. Just
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last time you came in I was googling
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giraffes and I happened to be googling
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giraffes again today.
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>> Just hate that you think you have some
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sort of special affinity with giraffes.
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>> I don't.
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>> I imagine it's because you think that
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you kind of look like one, but but less
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graceful.
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>> Giraffes aren't graceful.
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>> I think they I think they're
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surprisingly graceful.
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>> No, they're not. Have you ever seen one
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pick something off the floor?
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>> I guess you'd know with all your
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special research.
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>> Chloe said she broke up with you.
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>> Yeah.
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>> [sighs]
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>> Also, I cut myself shaving and uh you
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won't shut up about giraffes. So, that's
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three pieces of bad news in one day.
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>> I've decided I am going to break up with
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Neve.
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>> Why'd he do this to me? Tom, we both
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know you're not going to. I don't know
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why you lied to me. You get my little
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hopes up.
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>> Whenever I try something gets in the
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way.
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>> I don't think it does. I think you just
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put things in the way cuz you're scared
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of her. You're scared of what she'll do.
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>> Last time I was about to when a turtle
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died.
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>> God, she owns a [ __ ] turtle.
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>> Owned.
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Hi.
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>> Oh.
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>> Josh, this is Jeffrey. Jeffrey just
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started.
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>> I think you might be in my chair.
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>> Oh, [ __ ] Sorry.
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I
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>> [snorts]
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>> Are you okay?
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>> Yes, sorry. I didn't want to
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No, I don't want to put this on you,
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mate.
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>> Sneeze are hard to get at.
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>> Sorry.
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>> Hey, sweetheart.
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>> What?
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>> They kicked you out.
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>> What did you do?
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>> My dad got arrested again.
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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>> Should Should I ask you what for or
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should we Should we not mention We
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should not mention it?
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>> Not mention it.
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>> Okay. That does sound pretty racist.
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>> [snorts]
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>> Tom keeps lollies in here. Do you like
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lollies? It's kind of Honestly, it's the
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best I've got to offer. Pop Rocks?
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>> I love Pop Rocks.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, god.
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>> Josh just broke up with Claire. He's all
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upset. He's a mess.
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No.
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Fine.
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He needs to come over for dinner.
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>> What? No. Tom, you said you could not
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break up with her.
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>> They kicked her out of her poetry group.
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>> She kicked her out of her poetry group?
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>> She's upset.
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>> Tom, no. That's no excuse. You have to
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do this. You can do this. Come on.
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>> Okay. I'll break up with her tonight.
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Are you eating my Pop Rocks?
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>> No.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Can I come to dinner?
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>> Do you know what I think about a lot?
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>> What?
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>> The time when you were telling me when
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you were a kid and you were naked in the
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backyard of your friend's house and your
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his mom told you that if you do that
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that a magpie might mistake your penis
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for a worm and eat it.
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>> You think about that a lot?
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>> You just
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I just think it's a funny image.
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A tiny version of you terrified that a
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magpie might
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swoop down and eat your penis.
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Nobody
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>> I had a pet magpie for a while.
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>> Mhm.
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>> It used to come to the back door every
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morning. We'd give him our leftovers.
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>> Did it ever try and eat your penis?
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>> No.
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>> Hey.
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Hey guys.
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>> Hi Neve, this is Jeffrey.
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>> Hey.
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>> Hi, Neve.
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>> Josh, uh Tom told me about how Claire
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broke up with you.
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>> Yes.
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>> What happened?
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>> Um
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she said we drifted.
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>> Oh, that's disappointing. You know, I
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really liked Claire.
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>> Really? You never I know.
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>> How'd you let it drift?
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>> Well, I don't know, Neve. You see that
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That's the nature of drifting, isn't it?
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It happens slowly over time, and then
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one day you order a $19 sundae, and then
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it's finished.
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>> Right.
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>> How did you get kicked out of your
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poetry group?
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>> You think this is funny, don't you?
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>> No.
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>> It's just Claire's probably at home
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crying, and you're here having a dinner
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party.
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>> Neve, I don't think she's crying, okay?
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She broke up with me. It was a surprise.
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I didn't know. If I'd known, maybe I
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would have planned a more mournful
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evening. I'm I'm sorry.
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>> Wasn't that just charming.
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>> Neve, can you just
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>> Oh.
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I'm sorry, Tom. Am I embarrassing you
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again?
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>> Maybe we could sort this out with indoor
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voices.
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>> What the [ __ ] I don't even know who the
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[ __ ] you are.
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>> I'm I'm Jeffrey, Tom's friend.
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>> I'm so nice to you guys, and you're all
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just such [ __ ] [ __ ] to me.
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>> Oh god. Can we just take this into
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another room?
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>> What?
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>> It just
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I just can't imagine that that having
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that much fun.
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So, what what do you do?
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Um I'm studying a Bachelor of Creative
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Industries.
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>> Really?
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>> Yeah. It's sort of interesting.
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>> No. No.
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I'm gay.
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>> Oh, cool.
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>> Yeah, I am.
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I haven't told Tom.
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>> Oh.
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Why?
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Why is that?
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>> I just
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I didn't want him thinking I was hitting
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on him.
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>> I don't think anybody thinks that anyone
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hitting on Tom.
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>> It's a nice sleepover.
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>> I don't really really have anywhere.
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>> Oh,
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he's got a pretty big bed. I could just
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crash there.
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>> [snorts]
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[music]
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>> A little mole on your lip that's
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bleeding.
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>> I I cut myself shaving.
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What
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What are we meant to do now?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Do we just
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wait for me to stop bleeding?
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>> I might go to sleep. We'll
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try again in the morning.
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>> Okay.
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>> Do you Do you prefer big spoon or little
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spoon?
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>> I don't know.
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>> I feel like at the big spoon, little
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spoon thing, should it should it be the
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same size spoons?
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Different size spoons don't fit together
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like this.
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>> Received at 11:13
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a.m.
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>> Josh, it's your dad. Don't worry, mate.
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Mum's okay. She's okay.
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She's been moved to a ward.
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You awake?
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>> Received at 10:15 a.m.
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>> Josh, it's your dad. Um
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I Where are you?
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Call me back.
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>> Received at 9:00 a.m.
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>> Hey Josh.
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your dad called and he told me what
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happened. I just I hope that you're okay
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and if you need anything, please just
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let me know.
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>> Received at 8:40 a.m.
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>> [ __ ] Josh. [ __ ] Mum. [ __ ] Get [ __ ]
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Call me.
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Josh, get everything in a bag.
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Get everything in a shirt.
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>> 9:00 a.m. Josh.
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Lovey, I need some help.
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>> Tom, I think I need you to drive me to
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the hospital.
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>> What?
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>> I said I need you to drive me to the
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hospital.
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>> Which hospital?
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>> You don't know? Just get in the car.
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>> What the hell happened last night?
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You've never left this much time between
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something happening and you telling me.
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>> My mum took
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quite a bit of Panadol and drunk half a
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bottle of Baileys.
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>> Baileys?
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>> Yeah.
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>> How do you even drink half a bottle of
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Baileys?
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>> I
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just don't know.
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Guess what else?
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>> You made out with Jeffrey.
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>> I can never really trust what someone
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that good looking is into me. Do you
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know what I mean? I just don't get it.
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Like if it's that mediocre looking, I
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can sort of appreciate why their
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standards are so low. When they're that
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pretty, I'm just like, ah.
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What are you hiding? You know?
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Claire was quite good looking.
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I really don't think she was that
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looking when we got together. Puberty
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did well with her.
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Just so I know, we're not talking about
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your mom because you're all like
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emotionally stunted, yeah?
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>> Yeah.
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>> And we're just ignoring the fact that
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Jeffrey's a man?
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>> Yes.
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When he kissed me, my lips started
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bleeding because I cut myself shaving,
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and then I bled actual blood into his
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actual mouth.
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It's the third worst thing that's ever
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happened to me during sex.
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>> You had actual sex?
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>> No.
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My lip was bleeding.
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>> Are you sure you don't have feelings you
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want to share with me in some kind of
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talk?
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>> Yeah.
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>> It'd be good to share your feelings.
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>> Nope.
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>> No.
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Nah.
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>> Excuse me, is this a lot?
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>> Josh.
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>> Hi, Dad.
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>> Hey, Josh.
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>> Just going to go and sit down.
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>> You know what happened?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Your mom took a box of Panadol.
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>> Yeah, you you told me on the phone.
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>> And drank half a bottle of Valium.
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>> Yes, Dad. I know what happens.
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>> Just go and park the car, okay?
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>> Yes.
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>> I think Mom tried to kill herself.
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>> You think?
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>> Why why would she want to do that?
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>> I I don't know.
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>> It's probably both of our faults.
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>> Look, it it might be our fault, but I
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don't think it's your fault.
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>> Did did you tell her that I have a
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girlfriend?
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>> We've been divorced for a while. I don't
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think it really matters, but no.
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I I didn't.
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>> Oh, um when I couldn't get onto you, I
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called Clara.
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>> Oh, why?
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>> What?
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>> Oh, nothing. It's just uh we broke up
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yesterday.
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>> Oh, I'm
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sorry, man. I didn't know.
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>> No, it's It's
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>> Why'd she break up with you?
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>> I
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I don't know.
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>> She just wasn't happy with you.
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>> I guess not.
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>> Oh.
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Mum doesn't know I'm here.
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>> Okay.
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>> Do you think she'd be uncomfortable if
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she knew I was here?
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>> Yeah.
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Yes.
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Yes, I do.
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Hi.
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How's it going?
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>> Hi, lovey.
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How's Claire?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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She's all right.
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>> Oh.
403
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I'm sorry, lovey.
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Hi.
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Rose, is it?
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>> Mhm.
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>> Just have a few questions. Is she still
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vomiting?
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>> Yeah, a little.
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>> Any headache at all?
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>> Headache?
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She took
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quite a bit of Panadol.
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>> Right.
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No headache?
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>> I've still got a little bit of a
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headache.
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>> If you've got a headache in the next few
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weeks, I really think you should be
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calling the customer complaint line.
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>> Sorry, I just have to get through these
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questions so that I can move on to the
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other patients. So, do you think you
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could step outside for a moment?
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>> What? No.
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This is my mum.
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>> Okay, well, can you just
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shush?
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>> Yeah.
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I can shush.
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>> Perhaps you could pop out and get your
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mum a Turkish Delight, Josh.
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All right.
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>> Hi.
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Sorry.
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>> Hi.
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>> Sorry about your mum.
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>> Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
440
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,680
>> Yeah.
441
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>> Yeah.
442
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,440
>> Well, um, are you okay?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
444
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You dumped me yesterday. Yeah?
445
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>> Yeah.
446
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,640
>> Okay. I just I just thought that meant
447
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that I I wouldn't be seeing you so much.
448
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:42,920
[music] Do you know what I mean? But I I
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can see you.
450
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,560
>> Yeah, but uh we said that we were going
451
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to be friends. So, I'm just here
452
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trying to be friendly. That's all.
453
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,640
>> Okay.
454
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,840
I just I just I just thought maybe that
455
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you were just like
456
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,440
saying it that's a sort of soften the
457
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blow.
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00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,360
>> So, you're saying you don't want to be
459
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friends?
460
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,640
>> Yeah, I want to I want to. I just
461
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,480
There's another thing also
462
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um to that.
463
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I met up with a boy.
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>> I know.
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>> Male boy.
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>> I know. Yeah.
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00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320
>> Okay.
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00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,600
>> I don't understand though. Why would you
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do it on the same day that we break up?
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>> I didn't mean to. I promise. I honestly
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just
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>> [music]
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>> He was just there. Do you know what I
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mean?
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>> There.
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>> Yeah, he was
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He was really very
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there.
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>> Is
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Is that what you think of me? That's
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just
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>> No, come on. You're being silly. You
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know, obviously you were there. You
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know, that's good. That's helpful for
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you to be there. It's completely
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necessary even.
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>> [music]
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>> But he wasn't just Anyway, I I I don't
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know.
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>> I feel like you didn't even really enjoy
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having sex with me.
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>> Oh, come on.
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No.
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>> Well, did you?
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>> I guess.
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Yeah. Yes. Yes. I mean, yes to the
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Yes. Yes to the Yes. To the question.
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>> Mhm.
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Sex with a boy is
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>> [laughter]
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>> I don't know why you wouldn't just tell
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me.
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>> I made an attempt at suicide today, so I
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have a pretty good excuse to have this
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conversation. [music]
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By the way, just wanted you to know
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that.
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>> I understand Rose lives alone.
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In a situation like this, we can't
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release the patient unless she has
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people around to keep an eye on her.
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>> Well,
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I can't move back in with her, can I?
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We're divorced.
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>> I don't know your personal situation,
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but no, that doesn't sound ideal.
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>> Does this mean that I'm going to have to
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move back in with her?
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>> Well, no. In a circumstance like this,
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we would advise that she is transferred
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to a private facility.
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>> A mental home?
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>> We don't call it that.
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>> But
525
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I guess what it is.
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>> Well, we don't call it that.
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>> Auntie Peg could move in with her.
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>> Wait, mate. Don't think Mom actually
529
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likes her.
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Oh, why did she have to be so stupid?
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I can't be a carer.
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I don't know how to do caring.
533
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I don't even know how to care for
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myself. I never floss.
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Sorry this took so long.
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>> Thanks, Louie.
537
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So,
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what have you guys decided to do with
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me?
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>> Um
541
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we haven't
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decided. But, the doctor thinks we
543
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should put you
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in a mental home.
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>> What? You think
546
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am I mental?
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>> I don't know.
548
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,960
>> So, what are the other options?
549
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,680
>> Well, someone needs to live with you.
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So, that could be
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me, I I guess, or Auntie Peg.
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>> Uh, no.
553
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,920
No.
554
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Don't make me move back in with her. I
555
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couldn't bear it.
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>> Okay.
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>> And you shouldn't have to live with me,
558
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either, Josh.
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I shouldn't be your problem.
560
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>> Well, I mean, I I
561
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I haven't decided. Uh, I'm not sure I
562
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,080
could move out on Tom.
563
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,160
>> No, but you see you could do all the
564
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,800
same sorts of things at my place as you
565
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do at Tom's. It's okay, I'm cool with
566
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it.
567
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>> Um, you don't have to I haven't decided.
568
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I'll think about it.
569
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>> But you see you could bring Claire home
570
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to sleep over if you want.
571
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,600
>> What?
572
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,080
>> I'm cool, okay? Like you can have sex in
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the house if you want.
574
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>> Oh, [ __ ] man.
575
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>> Right, please don't swear, Josh.
576
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>> Also,
577
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,440
uh, Claire and I broke up.
578
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,840
>> What?
579
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,640
Who broke up with who?
580
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,160
>> She broke up with me.
581
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,480
>> Oh, well, it look even if you want
582
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,480
casual girls.
583
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,320
>> I'm not I'm not having sex in the house.
584
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,440
>> just saying you can if you want.
585
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,400
>> I don't want to. Especially don't want
586
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to with your permission.
587
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,240
>> saying. Okay?
588
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,120
>> Well, don't.
589
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,000
>> Okay.
590
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,880
I won't.
591
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,640
>> What did I do with the parking ticket?
592
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,361
Hi.
593
00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:01,200
>> [laughter]
594
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,920
>> How long have you been in the car?
595
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,200
>> Your father told me to wait here for a
596
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,280
moment. That was 6 hours ago.
597
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,120
>> What are you
598
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,720
talking about? I
599
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,840
I left you the keys and I brought you a
600
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,360
drink.
601
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,440
>> Mhm, like a dog.
602
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,720
Josh, I'm sorry to hear about your
603
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,240
mother.
604
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,120
>> Oh, yeah. Thanks, mate. Hey, have you
605
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,520
got the parking ticket?
606
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,800
>> No, you took it.
607
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,480
Your father thinks it is his fault
608
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,920
because of the divorce.
609
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,760
>> Well, clearly it is.
610
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,880
>> Oh, yes, of course it is.
611
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,160
You break up with someone, what's the
612
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,000
point of them in living? They may as
613
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,280
well end it.
614
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,520
They have experienced perfect love and
615
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,080
they'll never find happiness again. So,
616
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,600
they may as well end it because you are
617
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,560
so perfect.
618
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,840
>> It's not like that.
619
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,800
>> Helen,
620
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,080
I promise you no one is attempting
621
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,120
suicide BECAUSE OF FAT MEN LIKE you
622
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,280
dumped them.
623
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,120
>> Yes, well
624
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,640
>> a mental disorder.
625
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,640
>> Yes, I understand that, mate, but I do
626
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:52,800
think
627
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,960
>> I don't know if what she says is right.
628
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,040
I don't know if you've seen your face
629
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,720
lately.
630
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,880
>> It's like I scrolled them.
631
00:25:49,092 --> 00:25:51,112
>> [snorts]
632
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,560
>> Shaniqua,
633
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,800
ain't nobody going to mess with you.
634
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,440
>> Hi.
635
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,280
>> Hey, Shaniqua.
636
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280
>> How's it going?
637
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,480
>> Oh, yeah. Big day.
638
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,640
I have had a big day.
639
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,560
>> Hi.
640
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,040
Oh.
641
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,440
You're back.
642
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,200
>> You never left.
643
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,400
>> Yeah, I wanted to help out, so I cleaned
644
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,773
the house and then I made dinner.
645
00:26:25,773 --> 00:26:26,200
[music]
646
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,600
>> Made spaghetti. You love spaghetti. I
647
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,280
mean, you do love spaghetti.
648
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,320
>> Anyway, I best be off.
649
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,880
>> Oh, you're not
650
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,560
You're not going to stay and eat
651
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,320
spaghetti?
652
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,200
>> Uh no, I promised my dad I'd visit him,
653
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,600
so
654
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,040
>> Thanks for all the
655
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,600
stuff.
656
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,000
>> What is a Neve ever do that?
657
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,640
>> But, make you dinner and then uh not not
658
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,318
make you
659
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:51,360
>> [music]
660
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,680
>> talk to her while you eat it.
661
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,760
>> Yeah.
662
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,640
>> You could just
663
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,720
break up with her and then go to a
664
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,480
restaurant.
665
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,960
>> How's [music] your mom?
666
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,960
>> Oh, yeah. It's um
667
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,360
I just I just really think I have to
668
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,680
move back in with her.
669
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,880
>> Wow, that is [music] very nice of you.
670
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,200
>> Yeah, I'm a modern-day hero.
671
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,360
>> Hero is a strong word.
672
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,640
>> No, I'm almost definitely going [music]
673
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,800
to be young Australian of the year for
674
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,440
this.
675
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,320
>> More like young dick face of the year.
676
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,040
>> Brilliant. That's quite good.
677
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,448
>> That's really good.
678
00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,468
>> [music]
679
00:27:29,963 --> 00:27:31,983
[music]
680
00:27:39,134 --> 00:27:41,154
[music]
681
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[music]
682
00:27:54,199 --> 00:27:56,219
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