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- Ah, how's business?
- Swell. It's Garbo.
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It'll be even better next week
when you play my new Schnarzan picture.
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Ah, what a star! What a star!
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Oh, has the trailer gone on yet?
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You'll just about catch it.
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Good.
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Coming to this theatre soon
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The mighty monarch of the mudlands...
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SCHNARZAN THE CONQUEROR!
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Jungle beasts knew his call...
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The hidden terrors of the jungle
held no fear for...
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SCHNARZAN THE CONQUEROR!
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How exhilaratin'!
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Untamed, untouched, untrammeled
by civilization.
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Nature's forgotten man
who couldn't forget the call of nature.
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Can't you see jungle woman?
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I'm human even if I've got a touch
of the King Kong.
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Human? Hah! You make me laugh.
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Giving them the royal razz.
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OK, but underneath this lion's skin
beats a heart seething with sentiment.
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Oh, I bet you say that to every animal.
Go on.
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No.
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I don't.
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Listen to me, jungle woman.
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Don't miss it if you can.
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SCHNARZAN THE CONQUEROR!
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SCHNARZAN THE DANGEROUS
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Coming to this theatre soon
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Well, there's one thing certain.
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I'm not coming to this theater next week
to see that cluck Scharzan.
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You can't call my star a cluck.
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Cluck, cluck.
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There ought to be a law.
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You shouldn't allow your patrons
to say things like that.
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Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Knapp,
Schnarzan is slipping.
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The public's fed up with those mangy, toothless,
moth-eaten lions that he's been fighting with.
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You're right. You're right.
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You'll flop with Scharzan.
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But the week after
you'll mop up with my star.
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The one and only Liondora.
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Liondora...
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That cheap imitation of the great Schnarzan.
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What are you talking about?
Schnarzan is a has-been.
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Stop arguing, Mr. Goldfarb.
Liondora is a bust too.
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He doesn't even use real lions.
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I know because one of my relatives
played the hind legs.
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But if I were you, boys,
I'd go and buy some real,
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honest to goodness, man-eaters.
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Killers!
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Give the public a thrill.
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That's the only way
you'll ever make any money.
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Real man-eaters...
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Killers...
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That's an idea.
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The little dream nest in...
THE HOLLOWS
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What a game! What a game!
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I trust you scored, sir.
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You're darn trustin' I scored.
I hit four goals and three players.
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Fetch me my slippers!
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Hiya, Knapp. What a day!
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Jimmy, this is getting serious.
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Your public is turning away from you.
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They say your lions are moth-eaten,
toothless and half of them have the mange.
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The mange, hah?
Well, they didn't get it from me.
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But look. Something's gotta be done on it.
Look at that.
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Right on the front page.
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What does it say?
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Baron Munchausen arrives in Hollywood tomorrow,
with a cargo of wild jungle beasts.
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Jimmy, this Baron has
the greatest bunch of lions in captivity.
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Well, why not get in touch with him
and use his lions?
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That's what I'm leading up to.
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Buddy Goldfarb may have
the same idea about Liondora.
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Liondora...
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My hated rival.
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Why not beat Goldfarb and Liondora to it?
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We've got to get those lions
before they do.
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Now...
When the Baron arrives...
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entertain him the same way
you did Bernard Shaw and Professor Einstein.
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You mean make the crumb my house-guest?
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Exactly!
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And don't forget...
The Baron arrives tomorrow.
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Then we'll have to work fast.
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I'll get a flock of beautiful girls
and give him a real African welcome.
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Then we'll throw the biggest affair
since the "Boston Tea Party".
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Jimmy, you're a genius!
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You took the words
right out'a my mouth.
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The great Schnarzan invites you
to a Hollywood party
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in honor of celebrating
Baron Munchausen and his lions.
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Don't be silly. Gotta date.
Gotta go to Scharzan's party.
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Have to let the bridge game wait.
Gotta go to Scharzan's party.
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It's going to be a swell affair.
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You'll be the belle of it.
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Baron's lions will be there.
The rest is really irrelevant.
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Tonight's the night.
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Tomorrow... What a headache.
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That's the hell of it.
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- Gotta go to Scharzan's.
- Gotta go to Scharzan's.
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Oh, is that you my little white dovey-dovey?
How are ya?
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Now listen to me you dirty,
big, black, snake in the bush.
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What's the idea of giving a party
and not inviting me? Heh?
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- Answer me that!
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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You don't have to get sore just because
I kicked you out of my last picture!
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You don't belong to these parties!
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You get too rough! Too involved!
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That's remindin' her.
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Now let me tell you somethin'.
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The day I don't play in your pictures any more
Schnarzan will be terrible.
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What do you think of that?
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You know what I think of you?
You know what you are?
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Un stupido animale brutto...
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What's that?
You can't talk to me like that!
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And that ends another chapter in my love life.
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Hello. Here's Joan Crawford, Mr. Durante.
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Not so loud, please. No answer.
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Oh, that Hollywood party...
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Yes, Mr. Durante.
Here's Miss Jessup.
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Hello. I can't hear you.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello!
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Phone's busy
We're dizzy
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It's that affair
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He's going
She's going
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They're going there
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Put on your bib and tucker
Put on your soup and fish
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I'm going
You're going
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This is our dish
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Hollywood party
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Get up! Get out!
Get in there!
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Hollywood party
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Oh, nobody sleeps tonight
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Bring along your girl
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Go home with someone else's
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Forget about your girl
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Cause she's gonna do alright
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We'll be kicking our heels up
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Til the rooster is crowing
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Bring the automobiles up
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Everybody is going
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Hollywood party
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Going a mile a minute
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Hollywood party
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Nobody sleeps tonight
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Hollywood party
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Get up! Get out!
Get in there!
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Hollywood party
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Nobody sleeps tonight
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Bring along your girl
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Go home with someone else's
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What about your girl?
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She's gonna do alright
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We'll be kicking our heels up
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Til the rooster is crowing
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Bring the automobiles up
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Everybody is going
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Hollywood party
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Going a mile a minute
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Hollywood party
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Nobody sleeps tonight
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Come and wear your white tie
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It's the right tie
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For tonight I meet you
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At that noisy girlsy and boysy
Hollywood party
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All the minks and sables
Wines with labels
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Garbos-Gables
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Greet you
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Taxis send us To tremendous
Hollywood Party
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All the girls wear ermine coats
They got from men
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But tomorrow, oh...
They've gotta give them back again
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So let the laughter spring out
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Music ring out
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Satan sing out
Yeah, man
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At that crashing, furniture-smashing
Hollywood Party
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Get out. Get out.
Get any!
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Hollywood party
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Nobody sleeps tonight
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Oh, auntie,
I hear it's going to be a wonderful party.
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I'm awfully glad we came to Hollywood.
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Think of it, Harvey.
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If you hadn't known Scharzan when he was poor,
we wouldn't have been invited.
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I knew him when he didn't have
a kettle to cook in.
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
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You're right.
He does look a little nutty.
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Lobby!
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Oh, I want to thank you
for a very nice trip.
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Oh... Thank you very much.
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Not at all.
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I'd love to pick up things for you.
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Why didn't you take off your hat?
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Oh, I was afraid I couldn't get it back on
with that same air of abandon.
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Well, where did you go?
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Auntie, I... I lost my purse.
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This is Mr...
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Harvey,
we can't afford to mix with strangers.
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If we only went with our friends
we'd be pretty lonesome.
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Come, Harvey. Come, Linda.
Schnarzan will be furious.
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It's gonna be a great party.
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Come on.
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- You know why Scharzan is giving this party?
- No
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To get those lions from the Baron.
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If he gets them, Liondora,
you're through in pictures.
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Then I've got to get in that party.
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Beat Schnarzan to the punch.
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What are we gonna use for money?
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- I want a taxi.
- A yellow, sir?
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Haven't you any colors beside yellow?
How about a green or a blue?
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Oh, I just love blue.
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She looks much better in blue.
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I wonder who they are.
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Oklahoma oil doing Hollywood.
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Slug-nutty about royalty, movie stars,
titles and that sort of thing.
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Pardon me, but do you know
where the great Schnarzan lives?
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Yes, sir.
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I'm sorry, old man,
but I didn't get your name.
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Jake.
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My name is Harvey Clemp. I'm the millionaire
oil king from Clemp City, Oklahoma.
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This is my wife, Henrietta,
the Oil Queen.
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Henrietta, this is Jake.
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How do you do.
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That gives me an idea.
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Don't worry, Mr. Goldfarb.
I'll crash Schnarzan's party, all right.
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My husband is the
multi-est millionaire in Oklahoma.
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Show the man, Harvey.
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A thousand dollar bill.
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You can't do that
unless you're a millionarie.
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They'll recognize you at the party.
Everybody knows Liondora.
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Ah, but I will not be Liondora.
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I will be the Grand Royal Duke
Spiros Dimitros Nikolaus Forfoltu-Varenikos
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from southern part Europe.
Good old Peloponniesus.
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And now I'll ask one of Schnarzan's guests
to say a few words.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
Robert Young.
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Greetings, ladies and gentlemen.
Is this a party?
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You should see them pouring in
with that goofy look in their big blue eyes.
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Gorgeous girls...
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Brunettes... who once were blondes.
Blondes who were once brunettes.
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Hello.
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And here comes a little platinum.
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Hello, Pansy.
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That was a girl, not a man.
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Hello, Joan.
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Oh, is she a dream
and you should see that dream walking.
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I'm sorry.
I don't know where it is.
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And, now ladies and gentlemen,
as I was telling...
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Said... I don't know where it is.
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Lad... Oh, butler...
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Would you show this gentlemen
the swimming pool?
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- He wants to dive in.
- Yes, sir.
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- And be sure it's empty.
- Yes, sir.
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And now here's to beauty,
laughter, romance, music.
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On with the biggest party
ever given in Hollywood.
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Feelin' high
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Well, what's the use
Of feelin' low
250
00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:07,007
Now there's a reason
If you want to know why
251
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:11,838
I'm in love
And feelin' high
252
00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:23,498
There's a reason
If you want to know why
253
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:27,951
I'm in love
And feelin' high
254
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,179
Feelin' high
255
00:16:31,797 --> 00:16:35,962
What's the use
Of feelin' low
256
00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:40,109
Off that wagon
On the town
257
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:44,608
Gonna be up
Never down
258
00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:56,650
There's a reason
If you want to know why
259
00:16:56,651 --> 00:17:01,989
I'm in love
And feelin' high
260
00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:08,105
My friends,
I welcome you to my humble domicile.
261
00:17:08,106 --> 00:17:11,715
Tonight, let us throw
all transgression to the winds
262
00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:17,044
and enjoy ourselves
with absolute infernity.
263
00:17:36,442 --> 00:17:40,687
This may be madness to you, Harvey Clemp,
but it's baloney to me.
264
00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:42,113
Henrietta, you astound me.
265
00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:46,399
The place is littered with movie stars
and that makes some litter.
266
00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:52,615
Very artistic.
267
00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:55,837
Oh, it's wonderful.
What did you expect, auntie?
268
00:17:55,838 --> 00:18:00,747
Nobility running around.
A duke. An earl. A marquis.
269
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,604
I want to hobnob with mi'luds.
270
00:18:02,605 --> 00:18:04,740
I want to rub shoulders with royalty.
271
00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:06,170
I want a title.
272
00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:09,012
How about "Came the Dawn"?
273
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:11,533
Madame...
274
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:13,358
Oh, this is too too divine.
275
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,210
How too too distingue...
276
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:17,145
How too too risque.
277
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:18,783
Sorry, but I didn't catch the name.
278
00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:23,451
I am the Grand Royal Duke
Spiros Dimitros Nikolaus Forfoltu-Varenikos.
279
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:25,474
Beg pardon,
but I still didn't get the name.
280
00:18:25,475 --> 00:18:27,553
Oh, is very easy.
Is most simplicity.
281
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:31,937
I am the Grand Royal Duke
Spiros Dimitros Nikolaus Forfoltu-Varenikos.
282
00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:33,051
Oh, well... Let it go.
283
00:18:33,052 --> 00:18:37,580
A Grand Royal Duke?
This is the happiest moment of my life.
284
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,100
This is my niece, Linda.
285
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:42,330
This pleasure is met with for
to suffer with happiness.
286
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:45,640
This is my millionaire husband,
Harvey Clemp.
287
00:18:45,982 --> 00:18:47,824
- Pleased to meet your...
- Grace.
288
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:50,114
Grace? A big strapping fella like that?
289
00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:52,363
You care to honor me
with this dance?
290
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,847
Oh, no honor at all.
291
00:18:54,848 --> 00:18:58,136
Harvey, don't forget to invite the Duke
to the hotel for cocktails.
292
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,205
By all means.
293
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:03,765
Oh, is be great pleasure to go to hotel
for cocktails and dinner.
294
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:09,656
Did I say dinner?
295
00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:14,096
May I have this dance?
296
00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:16,067
Well, you'll have to ask my uncle.
297
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,495
May I have this dance?
298
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:21,489
Well, I'm a bad one to lead,
but I can follow.
299
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:27,012
I guess I'll just drink this one out.
300
00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:39,381
- It's the Baron.
- It's the Baron.
301
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:42,009
That's what I just said.
302
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,454
Look at them wagons.
303
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,755
That must be the lions.
304
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,823
They all can't be the Baron.
305
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:57,887
Remember!
I want to give him a royal welcome.
306
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:01,193
The Baron is to get the Champagne Suite.
307
00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:06,380
You take charge of the left wing.
You take the right wing.
308
00:20:06,969 --> 00:20:09,456
I'll take the dark meat.
309
00:20:15,143 --> 00:20:17,031
This is a holiday
310
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:18,928
No melancholy day
311
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,751
This is a jolly way
312
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,679
To welcome the Baron
313
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,236
Who came from the Congo today
314
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,819
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
315
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:34,597
- The Baron's coming to say hello.
- Hello!
316
00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:35,834
Yes, hello!
317
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,443
Hello! Hello! Hello!
318
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,256
Not hello, hello, hello
But halloo.
319
00:20:40,257 --> 00:20:41,257
Halloo!
320
00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:44,964
Say how-de-do
Mit me favor. How are you
321
00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:48,224
Press the flesh old thing or Cheerio
322
00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:51,633
Or say how's tricks or there a hi-de-ho
323
00:20:51,634 --> 00:20:54,184
Wie geitz, my friend
Or mazel tov
324
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:56,664
Bon jour or any high hat stuff
325
00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:59,170
What a linguist! What a linguist!
326
00:20:59,171 --> 00:21:05,057
By now you outta know
The Baron's gonna say hello!
327
00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:14,172
A gunna gunna
A great ahorta
328
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:18,003
Good afternoona
Or is it morna?
329
00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:23,592
Give the Baron an Afrikaans hello
330
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,476
What's he gonna say?
What's he gonna say?
331
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:32,255
He's coming here to say hello
332
00:21:32,256 --> 00:21:33,256
Oh, no!
333
00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:36,983
That rootin' tootin' son
Of a gun from Africa
334
00:21:36,984 --> 00:21:40,633
That prevaricating, second to none
From Africa
335
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,521
He's gonna say...
336
00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:45,464
He's gonna say...
337
00:21:47,121 --> 00:21:50,195
I'm going to say...
338
00:21:50,196 --> 00:21:52,473
And so we're here.
339
00:21:52,474 --> 00:21:56,205
It has been a long walk but we here.
340
00:21:56,206 --> 00:22:02,514
Schnarzan, I bring you the most ferocious ape
ever captured in the middle of Africa.
341
00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:05,868
He is the son of King Kong.
342
00:22:05,869 --> 00:22:07,839
His name is Ping Pong.
343
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,923
And look... Let papa down.
344
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:14,440
Pingy, go to Schnarzan.
345
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:21,386
A chimpanzee!
346
00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:26,440
Is that etiquette?
347
00:22:28,775 --> 00:22:33,656
I'm going to say... I'm going to...
348
00:22:33,657 --> 00:22:35,742
It's an honor to our nation
349
00:22:35,743 --> 00:22:37,502
To hear your salutation
350
00:22:37,503 --> 00:22:39,207
We have our celebration
351
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,905
In great anticipation
352
00:22:41,906 --> 00:22:47,685
I want to say... I want to say...
353
00:22:47,686 --> 00:22:50,372
No lions made him shiver
No tigers made him quiver
354
00:22:50,373 --> 00:22:54,590
Down by the Niger river.
Where lions eat your liver
355
00:22:54,591 --> 00:23:00,571
I want to say...
I want to say...
356
00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:08,871
It really is a sensation
357
00:23:08,872 --> 00:23:12,280
A most magnificent ovation
358
00:23:12,281 --> 00:23:16,003
There's been nothing like it before
359
00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:19,532
But I really expected much more
360
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,196
Please...
361
00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:25,658
I only want to say...
362
00:23:25,659 --> 00:23:28,112
He only wants to say...
363
00:23:28,113 --> 00:23:30,082
Then let me say it!
364
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:34,672
I only want to say...
365
00:23:36,157 --> 00:23:37,907
Hello!
I fooled you!
366
00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:42,464
Oh, hello!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
367
00:23:42,465 --> 00:23:45,954
We are very glad to meet you
And we greet you with hello
368
00:23:45,955 --> 00:23:49,835
Hello! Hello! Hello!
369
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:55,255
Greetings and salutations, Baron.
Welcome to my poor house.
370
00:23:55,256 --> 00:23:58,365
Well...
Who wants to live in a poorhouse?
371
00:23:58,366 --> 00:24:01,677
Hello, forever
372
00:24:02,037 --> 00:24:05,943
Hello, forever
373
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:11,449
Hello! Hello! Hello!
374
00:24:16,376 --> 00:24:19,472
I never knew you cared.
375
00:24:19,473 --> 00:24:23,728
Hello!
376
00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:34,359
Look!
377
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,338
Imagine coming to a party
with wild animals.
378
00:24:36,339 --> 00:24:38,673
Oh, it's thrilling.
379
00:24:40,308 --> 00:24:42,602
It's like being at the zoo.
380
00:24:42,603 --> 00:24:44,299
- Knapp!
- Jimmy!
381
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,490
Everything is going to be OK.
I gave the Baron the Royal Suite.
382
00:24:47,525 --> 00:24:48,613
That's the idea.
383
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:51,584
Treat him right, you get the lions
and your future's insured.
384
00:24:53,739 --> 00:24:55,599
Now that's what I mean.
385
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,251
Imagine the kick your public will get when
they see you fighting a lion like that.
386
00:24:59,252 --> 00:25:01,788
Teeth that can bite.
Claws that can rip.
387
00:25:01,789 --> 00:25:07,043
What a kick when they see you
with your head right in his very jaws.
388
00:25:07,044 --> 00:25:09,516
He might break my neck.
389
00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:10,697
There's the thrill of it.
390
00:25:10,698 --> 00:25:14,058
I'm willing to take any risk
to make a big picture.
391
00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:16,190
You'll be the season's sensation.
392
00:25:16,191 --> 00:25:19,060
Every newspaper will print your name.
393
00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:23,845
Yeah, in the obituary column.
Let's stroll.
394
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:30,029
Fixing a cocktail?
395
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:32,725
You picked a nice night for it.
396
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:42,203
Careful.
You'll scratch your face.
397
00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,832
Rather an informal entrance, isn't it?
398
00:25:58,833 --> 00:25:59,833
That Schnarzan...
399
00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,856
He thinks he can keep me away
from his party, eh?
400
00:26:01,857 --> 00:26:05,321
That dirty such and such
and so and so and this and that...
401
00:26:06,181 --> 00:26:07,752
Those are strong words, stranger.
402
00:26:07,753 --> 00:26:09,403
Wait til I get a hold of him.
403
00:26:09,404 --> 00:26:11,452
I show him how strong I am.
404
00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:14,362
I get a hold of his throat like this.
405
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:18,923
I'd hate to be in his shoes.
406
00:26:20,331 --> 00:26:25,495
Hey! I kinda like you.
Come here.
407
00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:37,384
Oh, is beautiful... Is wonderful.
408
00:26:37,385 --> 00:26:40,420
What a night! What a night!
409
00:26:40,421 --> 00:26:45,118
Oh, the moon is so musk mellow
in the fragrance of your head.
410
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,001
Oh, your Grace...
I guess I was just made for love.
411
00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:50,927
Oh, you sweet honey bunch donuts...
412
00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:54,846
You can't be for to hide your feelings
when soul is respond to soul.
413
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:58,789
You have heart. You have fire.
You make me for to burn.
414
00:26:58,790 --> 00:26:59,790
Oh, Grace...
415
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:03,734
Don't call me Grace.
To you I am just plain Nikolaus.
416
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:05,408
Nikolaus...
417
00:27:05,409 --> 00:27:08,960
From souther part Europe.
Good old Peloponneisus.
418
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,249
Peloponneisus?
What a beautiful name.
419
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,789
How lovely... How romantic...
420
00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:16,282
Oh, Henrietta!
421
00:27:16,283 --> 00:27:18,824
You mustn't, Grace.
You mustn't. No. No.
422
00:27:18,825 --> 00:27:21,863
You mustn't call me Grace.
Call me... Call me Nikolaus.
423
00:27:21,864 --> 00:27:24,471
No... I like Peloponneisus better.
424
00:27:25,242 --> 00:27:27,280
Oh, let me for to grab your lipsky.
425
00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:30,642
No. No. Oh, no.
426
00:27:31,619 --> 00:27:33,130
I... I mustn't.
427
00:27:33,131 --> 00:27:34,782
You could just call me HC.
428
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:38,888
Well, don't you know
any other games but the oil game?
429
00:27:38,889 --> 00:27:41,556
Yes, but I like the old oil game best.
430
00:27:41,557 --> 00:27:43,743
Mr. Clemp, come with me.
I want to show you something.
431
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:44,947
Yes, my boy. What is it?
432
00:27:44,982 --> 00:27:46,135
It's your wife.
433
00:27:46,136 --> 00:27:48,243
Well, I've seen my wife.
In fact, I married her.
434
00:27:48,244 --> 00:27:50,694
But, Mr. Clemp...
This is important.
435
00:27:50,695 --> 00:27:53,014
Hey, HC... You're not going
to leave me here all alone?
436
00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:56,135
Don't go away. I'll be right back.
Read a book or something.
437
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,032
You gorgeous crab, you.
438
00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:03,051
Always filled the cup of happiness
for all the people for to drink that.
439
00:28:03,052 --> 00:28:04,381
Yes, that's me.
440
00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:07,458
I can dish it out,
but I can't take it.
441
00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:10,913
Oh, Grace. Grace!
442
00:28:14,535 --> 00:28:16,436
That's what I wanted to show you.
443
00:28:16,437 --> 00:28:19,215
Hey, this is going to be good.
444
00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:22,877
He bit her.
445
00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:31,542
We're in a very good position.
I can see everything.
446
00:28:31,757 --> 00:28:33,544
- He kissed her.
- No!
447
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,792
She responds fairly well.
448
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,023
Interesting technique.
449
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,281
Oh, your Grace.
450
00:28:46,282 --> 00:28:48,234
- But that's your wife.
- Oh, yes!
451
00:28:48,235 --> 00:28:50,523
That's Henrietta.
Always improving her mind.
452
00:28:51,508 --> 00:28:56,139
Never before I'm feel such terrifical
vibrations as I am feel now.
453
00:28:56,140 --> 00:29:00,934
So top tip, my delirious ducky wucky.
454
00:29:00,935 --> 00:29:04,166
I wonder how I'd do with those tactics.
455
00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:06,241
Oh, Grace.
456
00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:14,632
Oh, so you're back, eh?
457
00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,784
Oh what a night...
458
00:29:15,785 --> 00:29:19,530
The moon is so mellow
and the fragrance of your hair...
459
00:29:20,338 --> 00:29:23,242
Let me give you what is commonly
known as "the works".
460
00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:25,362
What's the matter with you?
Are you going crazy?
461
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,793
I don't seem to have the right purchase.
462
00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:40,856
Still like the old oil game best.
463
00:29:54,812 --> 00:29:56,756
What's your name?
464
00:29:57,682 --> 00:29:59,468
You know,
there's something about you I like.
465
00:29:59,469 --> 00:30:01,495
Sure it isn't yourself?
466
00:30:01,496 --> 00:30:02,581
Oh... You got me.
467
00:30:02,582 --> 00:30:04,153
Oh, I think you'll recover.
468
00:30:04,154 --> 00:30:06,376
If you'll nurse me back to life.
469
00:30:06,377 --> 00:30:09,105
Plenty of fresh air and sunshine.
470
00:30:09,509 --> 00:30:11,943
And moonshine.
471
00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,140
When the moon begins to rise
My heart begins to beat
472
00:30:16,141 --> 00:30:20,543
Flowery lanes and starry skies
Have made me indiscreet
473
00:30:20,544 --> 00:30:25,047
Love affairs that come and go
Have thrilled me in the past
474
00:30:25,048 --> 00:30:31,787
But though you're not my first love
I'm sure that you're the last
475
00:30:33,361 --> 00:30:39,360
I've had my moments
I will confess
476
00:30:39,361 --> 00:30:45,137
My fleeting moments
Of tenderness
477
00:30:45,138 --> 00:30:51,292
I sang of true love
I played guitars
478
00:30:51,293 --> 00:30:56,492
Then found a new love
'neath tropical stars
479
00:30:57,372 --> 00:31:02,893
This time's the last time
This time it's new
480
00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:09,076
Love as a pastime
For me is through
481
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:14,990
I've had my moments
My big bad moments
482
00:31:14,991 --> 00:31:19,308
But now my one big moment is you
483
00:31:21,187 --> 00:31:27,086
You've had your moments
I've had some too
484
00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:33,106
In moonlit gardens
On waters blue
485
00:31:33,107 --> 00:31:39,272
I was a siren
At seventeen
486
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:44,834
A ball of fire
You know what I mean?
487
00:31:45,341 --> 00:31:51,275
But now I've found you
I know that's true
488
00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:57,236
I'll search around you
I'll stick like glue
489
00:31:57,237 --> 00:32:03,435
I've had my moments
My big bad moments
490
00:32:03,436 --> 00:32:07,980
But now my one big moment is you
491
00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:17,007
But now my one big moment is...
492
00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:19,242
- Me?
- You!
493
00:33:19,243 --> 00:33:22,498
I've had my moments
494
00:33:25,349 --> 00:33:28,219
My fleeting moments
495
00:33:31,271 --> 00:33:37,021
- I sang of true love
- I played guitars
496
00:33:37,022 --> 00:33:42,507
Then found a new love
497
00:33:43,672 --> 00:33:46,824
This time's the last time
498
00:33:56,116 --> 00:34:02,270
- I've had my moments
- My big bad moments
499
00:34:02,271 --> 00:34:06,907
But now my one big moment is you
500
00:34:20,676 --> 00:34:26,875
- I've had my moments
- I've had my moments
501
00:34:33,008 --> 00:34:38,969
I've had my moments
I will confess
502
00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:45,102
My fleeting moments
Of tenderness
503
00:34:45,103 --> 00:34:51,158
I sang of true love
I played guitars
504
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:57,183
Then found a new love
'neath tropical stars
505
00:34:57,218 --> 00:35:03,208
This time's the last time
This time it's new
506
00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:09,196
Love as a pastime
For me is through
507
00:35:09,231 --> 00:35:14,631
I've had my moments
508
00:35:14,632 --> 00:35:21,630
My big bad moments
509
00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:26,626
But now my one big moment is you
510
00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:31,351
- You.
- You.
511
00:35:33,662 --> 00:35:35,304
- He'll sign it without...
- Hiya, fellas.
512
00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:36,643
- Oh, hi.
- What kept you?
513
00:35:36,644 --> 00:35:38,107
I had to work overtime.
How ya doing?
514
00:35:38,108 --> 00:35:39,108
- Swell!
- Oh, great!
515
00:35:39,109 --> 00:35:41,016
- Got the autographs yet?
- Yeah, I got a book full.
516
00:35:41,017 --> 00:35:43,189
- And you?
- If I get another one, I'll have two.
517
00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:45,482
Well, don't worry about it.
We'll have plenty before the night's over.
518
00:35:45,483 --> 00:35:47,146
Oh, this is going to be a big night.
519
00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:48,147
Well, I've got a big book.
520
00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:51,813
- Any celebrities show up?
- Sure.
521
00:35:51,814 --> 00:35:53,803
- What are you? Autograph hounds?
- Yeah!
522
00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:55,657
- Did you get any?
- Yep, I got some.
523
00:35:55,658 --> 00:35:56,658
Let me see.
524
00:35:56,659 --> 00:35:59,868
I got a whole book full. Look at this.
Will you look at this. Look at that. Look at that.
525
00:35:59,903 --> 00:36:01,915
- The stars write fast, don't they?
- Yeah!
526
00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:03,771
- You collectin' autographs?
- No...
527
00:36:03,772 --> 00:36:07,367
Collecting photographs.
No, not of you crumbs.
528
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,095
- Hey, there's somebody.
- Come on.
529
00:36:10,856 --> 00:36:11,906
No, no, no, Professor.
530
00:36:11,907 --> 00:36:15,969
Your dissertation refutes
every scientific theory.
531
00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:20,794
But, Doctor, please reflect
on the profound aspects
532
00:36:20,829 --> 00:36:23,877
of the matter and consider
the vital points of my thesis.
533
00:36:23,878 --> 00:36:28,249
But, gentlemen.
Your theories are distinctly contradictory.
534
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,971
Are you guys actors or hillbillies?
535
00:36:29,972 --> 00:36:32,628
Come out from under the spinach, Gable.
We know you.
536
00:36:32,629 --> 00:36:38,176
Out of the way, moron.
We are of the scientific world not thespists.
537
00:36:39,881 --> 00:36:43,404
Look, look. This proves my point.
538
00:36:43,405 --> 00:36:46,166
A perfect specimen of the Neanderthal Man.
539
00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:49,945
What? That? Oh no.
Look at the measurements.
540
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:53,667
Look at that. Look at that.
That's the androgynous type.
541
00:36:53,668 --> 00:36:55,209
I can prove it.
542
00:36:55,210 --> 00:37:00,050
The androgynous cranium is always hollow.
Now listen.
543
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:05,248
No, no no, Professor, you're wrong.
That is the skull of the Anthropedia.
544
00:37:05,249 --> 00:37:09,351
No, that's more like the Anthropedia.
Now, listen.
545
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,844
Ah, the obvious Neanderthal type.
546
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,440
Now...
547
00:37:19,776 --> 00:37:21,210
Now, just note the difference.
548
00:37:21,211 --> 00:37:22,869
Neanderthal!
549
00:37:23,369 --> 00:37:25,252
Anthropedia!
550
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:27,416
Androgynous!
551
00:37:27,775 --> 00:37:29,494
Well, there you are!
552
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,360
Hey, fellas!
Hey, fellas!
553
00:37:32,395 --> 00:37:34,620
See any prominent people?
There's a lot of prominent people here.
554
00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:36,817
Yeah, Neanderthal!
555
00:37:36,818 --> 00:37:37,818
Who?
556
00:37:37,819 --> 00:37:38,819
Androphobia!
557
00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:39,820
What?
558
00:37:39,821 --> 00:37:41,445
Androgynous!
559
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,008
What, are you kidding?
560
00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:44,009
Hold it!
561
00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:45,010
Okay!
562
00:37:47,192 --> 00:37:48,847
I'll skip this joint.
563
00:37:50,399 --> 00:37:53,119
Mr. Durante is in conference.
He's not to be disturbed.
564
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,332
Well, listen here.
I want to see that pelican face.
565
00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:57,000
See? And, I'm gonna disturb him.
566
00:37:57,001 --> 00:37:58,335
The scientific gentlemen are with him.
567
00:37:58,336 --> 00:38:00,495
They're having
their usual Wednesday night discussion.
568
00:38:00,496 --> 00:38:03,252
Get out of my way,
you big telegraph pole.
569
00:38:03,253 --> 00:38:05,580
I've very sorry but the door is locked.
570
00:38:05,581 --> 00:38:11,286
Is that so? Well, you keep it locked, see,
until I get a few more drinks under my belt
571
00:38:11,287 --> 00:38:15,045
and when I come back
Schnarzan's goose will be cooked.
572
00:38:15,688 --> 00:38:17,031
What about Mendelism?
573
00:38:17,032 --> 00:38:22,166
But from the Neanderthal man to the
Cardiff Giant it has been an absolute theory.
574
00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:25,105
- You are speaking pragmatically?
- Peripatetically.
575
00:38:25,106 --> 00:38:29,563
In spite of all that, you still insist
that Huxley's theory is authentic?
576
00:38:29,564 --> 00:38:31,357
Most emphatically, I do.
577
00:38:33,563 --> 00:38:35,259
I differ!
578
00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:39,065
Doing some research work
for the Smithsonian Institute,
579
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:42,386
I was called in consultation
by Professor Eberworth.
580
00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:47,055
That emminent philuntrist who had heard
what I did for Einstein and his relatives.
581
00:38:47,056 --> 00:38:49,723
Professor Eberworth says...
Jimmy, I need you.
582
00:38:49,724 --> 00:38:54,688
I want to consult with you about a subject
which has baffled all the scientists of the world.
583
00:38:54,689 --> 00:38:57,020
Namely, reincarnation.
584
00:38:57,021 --> 00:39:00,975
Not the carnation that I am wearing
to my buttonhole. No...
585
00:39:00,976 --> 00:39:04,504
Not the carnation of a king,
but reincarnation.
586
00:39:04,505 --> 00:39:07,025
A ponderous question.
587
00:39:07,026 --> 00:39:11,016
Professor Eberworth and me being
the only two guys who knows the low-down.
588
00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:16,997
What is reincarnation you mugs, you earthworms,
you nincompoops, you chuckleheads?
589
00:39:17,461 --> 00:39:23,538
Last night with my head on my lacy pillow
I was a man dreaming I was a butterfly.
590
00:39:23,539 --> 00:39:27,697
Sipping the sap from flower to flower
just like a little butterfly.
591
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:33,296
I had butterfly words. Butterfly desires.
Just a man dreaming I was a butterfly.
592
00:39:33,297 --> 00:39:37,835
And how do I know now that I'm not a butterfly
dreaming that I'm a man?
593
00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:40,815
Wait a minute!
I can see myself now.
594
00:39:40,816 --> 00:39:45,757
I go way back to Adam.
Adam and his madam.
595
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:49,515
Boys, I was Adam!
596
00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:53,272
GARDEN OF EDEN
597
00:40:06,063 --> 00:40:10,956
One, two, three, four, five.
There's a rib missing.
598
00:40:11,462 --> 00:40:13,972
They promised me a woman for that rib.
599
00:40:13,973 --> 00:40:16,205
There's something screwy around here.
600
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:19,537
Where's that beautiful baby doll?
601
00:40:21,592 --> 00:40:24,052
Oh, daddy...
602
00:40:26,397 --> 00:40:30,456
A carbon copy! I've been ribbed!
603
00:40:30,457 --> 00:40:34,295
Reincarnation works in wonderous ways.
604
00:40:34,296 --> 00:40:38,806
Like in the American Revolutionary days
in 1775.
605
00:40:38,807 --> 00:40:43,218
Hardly a man is now alive.
Not even you, old buzzards.
606
00:40:43,219 --> 00:40:47,068
I was! I was...
607
00:40:48,049 --> 00:40:53,190
Paul Revere! Paul Revere!
608
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:07,083
Good old horse. How many more miles
have you got in your system?
609
00:41:09,502 --> 00:41:12,133
I gotta million of them.
610
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:24,169
Put that underneath your hatta
A man has more lives than a catta
611
00:41:24,527 --> 00:41:30,129
Those episodes in my career are just
A demonstration of three little words
612
00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:33,315
Re - Ink - Carnation
613
00:41:38,102 --> 00:41:42,284
Mr. Clemp,
if you make for to get those lions
614
00:41:42,285 --> 00:41:47,283
is being terrifical pleasure for
to let you produce pictures with me.
615
00:41:47,284 --> 00:41:48,643
Come, come, Peloponnesius.
616
00:41:48,644 --> 00:41:51,913
You don't mean that you'll let me invest
some of my money in your screen offerings?
617
00:41:51,914 --> 00:41:57,105
I do better is that.
I let you invest for all money.
618
00:41:57,106 --> 00:41:59,693
Sounds like a good opportunity.
619
00:42:00,131 --> 00:42:04,170
There is the Baron now.
Make him an offer.
620
00:42:05,844 --> 00:42:07,177
Well, Baron...
621
00:42:07,178 --> 00:42:10,604
I'm prepared to offer you
50.000 dollars for your lions.
622
00:42:10,605 --> 00:42:13,910
- Will you take it?
- I take 50.000 for anything.
623
00:42:15,504 --> 00:42:16,924
Beg your pardon, but we haven't met.
624
00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:18,782
I'm Harvey Clemp, the oil king.
625
00:42:18,783 --> 00:42:21,838
Look...
A thousand dollar bill.
626
00:42:22,404 --> 00:42:24,230
You can't do that
unless you're a multi-millionarire.
627
00:42:24,231 --> 00:42:25,446
A millionaire!
628
00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:27,339
Somebody give him a slipper.
Quick.
629
00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:28,802
Gracie, move over.
Sit down, will you please.
630
00:42:28,803 --> 00:42:30,256
Some champagne in a glass.
631
00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:32,768
Now, Baron,
don't forget our deal is on.
632
00:42:32,769 --> 00:42:36,596
Deliver the lions to the studio in the morning
and get our check for fifty grand.
633
00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:37,597
I will. Thank you.
634
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,314
I'll give sixty.
635
00:42:39,315 --> 00:42:40,732
- I'll make it seventy.
- Eighty.
636
00:42:40,733 --> 00:42:41,885
- Ninety.
- A hundred.
637
00:42:41,886 --> 00:42:43,248
- A hundred and ten.
- A hundred and thirty.
638
00:42:43,249 --> 00:42:44,773
Wait!
You skipped a hundred and twenty.
639
00:42:44,774 --> 00:42:46,423
- A hundred and twenty.
- A hundred and ten.
640
00:42:46,424 --> 00:42:47,424
- A hundred.
- Ninety.
641
00:42:47,425 --> 00:42:48,425
- Eighty.
- Seventy.
642
00:42:48,426 --> 00:42:50,219
Wait, gentlemen.
You're going backward.
643
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,366
We were up to a hundred thirty thousand.
644
00:42:52,367 --> 00:42:54,058
So we were.
I'll make it a hundred and forty.
645
00:42:54,059 --> 00:42:56,707
I'll make it a hundred and fifty
and that's all we can afford.
646
00:42:56,708 --> 00:43:00,800
Could I hear a hundred sixty?
A hundred fifty-five?
647
00:43:01,592 --> 00:43:02,735
Waiting.
648
00:43:04,153 --> 00:43:07,042
Could I, please, hear hundred fifty-five?
649
00:43:08,842 --> 00:43:10,360
I'd rather make it a hundred seventy-five.
650
00:43:10,361 --> 00:43:14,958
Sold! Sold to the gentleman on my right
for one hundred seventy-five thousand dollars.
651
00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:19,311
I want to congratulate you, Baron.
I think you made a mighty good sale there.
652
00:43:21,037 --> 00:43:23,237
A mouse!
653
00:43:26,829 --> 00:43:28,672
There it is!
654
00:43:28,932 --> 00:43:32,916
Mousey, mousey, mousey.
Nice mousey, mousey, mousey.
655
00:43:35,337 --> 00:43:39,691
- It's Mickey Mouse!
- Oh, Mickey Mouse!
656
00:43:39,692 --> 00:43:43,010
Hey, you! Let go of my tail!
657
00:43:53,745 --> 00:43:56,683
An impostor! Stealin' my stuff!
658
00:43:56,684 --> 00:43:59,498
How mortifyin'! How mortifyin'!
659
00:43:59,499 --> 00:44:03,143
He ain't get the feeling
and a guest in my own domicile.
660
00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:06,325
Fightin' words...
661
00:44:06,326 --> 00:44:09,060
My mansion ain't big enough
for the both of us.
662
00:44:09,061 --> 00:44:12,275
Okay, pal.
You wouldn't throw me out, would you?
663
00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:14,391
I wouldn't, hah? Watch me!
664
00:44:28,865 --> 00:44:31,894
- Do something, Mickey!
- Yeah!
665
00:44:55,955 --> 00:45:01,468
Hey, Mickey! Cut out the adagios
and play something to the level of these mugs.
666
00:45:01,503 --> 00:45:03,720
THE HOT CHOC-LATE SOLDIERS
667
00:45:41,256 --> 00:45:45,533
Look at the brave hot chocolate soldiers
Marching away to war
668
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:49,326
Followed by more hot chocolate soldiers
Fresh from the candy store
669
00:45:49,327 --> 00:45:53,330
Look at the band that's going with them
Look at the drums they've got
670
00:45:53,331 --> 00:45:57,130
Marching in syncopated rhythm
Rhythm that makes it hot
671
00:45:57,131 --> 00:46:01,338
Here they come. Here they come
With a candy fife and a chocolate drum
672
00:46:01,339 --> 00:46:05,067
Here they come. Here they come
With their tummies full of rum
673
00:46:05,528 --> 00:46:09,329
Look at those lovely chocolate ladies
Giving a parting sigh
674
00:46:09,330 --> 00:46:13,329
Tillies and Flo's and Kates and Sadies
Throwing a kiss goodbye
675
00:46:13,330 --> 00:46:17,498
Listen to me, hot chocolate soldier
Hide from the blazing sun
676
00:46:17,499 --> 00:46:21,583
Don't get too hot, hot chocolate soldier
Til the battle's won
677
00:46:27,543 --> 00:46:33,129
They're off to fight
The battle of vanilla-roma
678
00:46:33,130 --> 00:46:35,165
Over there
679
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:39,221
They crossed the springs and mountain tops
And through the fields of lollipops
680
00:46:39,222 --> 00:46:43,240
It's war! It's war!
The popguns roar
681
00:46:43,241 --> 00:46:47,191
From planes to strand
And candy hight
682
00:46:47,192 --> 00:46:51,411
They'll bomb the foe
With cracker-jack
683
00:46:51,412 --> 00:46:55,394
They're off to fight
Those great big gingerbread men
684
00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:58,975
And they'll come marching home
685
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:24,639
Look at the brave hot chocolate soldiers
Marching away from war
686
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,409
Followed by more hot chocolate soldiers
Back to the candy store
687
00:49:28,410 --> 00:49:32,565
Look at the band that's coming with them
Look at the drums they've got
688
00:49:32,566 --> 00:49:36,422
Marching in syncopated rhythm
Rhythm that makes it hot
689
00:49:36,423 --> 00:49:40,438
Here they come. Here they come
With a candy fife and a chocolate drum
690
00:49:40,439 --> 00:49:44,603
Here they come. Here they come
With their tummies full of rum
691
00:49:44,604 --> 00:49:48,468
Look at those lovely chocolate ladies
Waving to greet their men
692
00:49:48,469 --> 00:49:52,578
Tillies and Flo's and Kates and Sadies
Happy as brides again
693
00:49:52,579 --> 00:49:56,528
Listen to me, hot chocolate soldier
Hide from the blazing sun
694
00:49:56,529 --> 00:50:01,226
Don't get too hot, hot chocolate soldier
Now the battle's won
695
00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:31,148
Jimmy... We're in trouble.
696
00:50:31,149 --> 00:50:33,845
Harvey Clemp bought those lions
from the Baron.
697
00:50:33,846 --> 00:50:35,472
He outbid me.
698
00:50:35,473 --> 00:50:38,146
Liondora had a hand in this.
The rat!
699
00:50:38,147 --> 00:50:40,523
We've got to get those lion back.
700
00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:49,292
My big bad moments
701
00:50:58,863 --> 00:51:00,706
That's Clemp's wife.
702
00:51:00,707 --> 00:51:02,294
Poor Clemp.
703
00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:05,893
Here's where you come in.
Get busy with Mrs. Clemp. Do your stuff.
704
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:07,924
You mean Don Juan?
705
00:51:07,925 --> 00:51:09,977
You're better than Don Juan.
706
00:51:09,978 --> 00:51:12,336
I'm Don Two.
707
00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:15,009
I got my work cut out for me.
708
00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,005
I wonder who it is.
709
00:51:19,006 --> 00:51:20,693
Maybe the Barrymores.
710
00:51:20,694 --> 00:51:22,326
Perhaps it's Garbo.
711
00:51:42,818 --> 00:51:44,042
What do you want?
712
00:51:44,043 --> 00:51:47,454
We'd like to see the Baron.
Baron Munchausen.
713
00:51:47,455 --> 00:51:48,586
What's your business?
714
00:51:48,587 --> 00:51:50,051
Well, you see, sir...
It goes like this.
715
00:51:50,052 --> 00:51:54,233
He bought some lions from us.
And paid us with a check.
716
00:51:54,234 --> 00:51:57,977
Yes and we've been all over town
trying to cash it.
717
00:52:12,707 --> 00:52:15,419
Fifty thousand tiddly-winks?
718
00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:20,268
Yes, sir. The Baron told us that a tiddly-wink
was worth a dollar and a half in his country.
719
00:52:20,269 --> 00:52:23,893
That is, you understand,
at the present rate of exchange.
720
00:52:25,022 --> 00:52:27,656
You guys are screwy!
721
00:52:40,561 --> 00:52:41,874
Now, listen...
722
00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:48,213
If you guys ring that bell again, I'll break
your arm off and stuff it down your throat.
723
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,761
Who rang the bell?
724
00:53:12,645 --> 00:53:14,675
I did.
725
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,913
- Are you going to stand for that?
- I should say not!
726
00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:29,309
He can't bluff me.
727
00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:32,463
I'm going to see the Baron
if I have to stay here all night.
728
00:53:32,464 --> 00:53:35,726
I'll give him his check
and take back our lions.
729
00:53:35,727 --> 00:53:39,909
That's a good idea.
We can get along without his old piddly-winks.
730
00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:41,319
Certainly.
731
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,711
We don't want...
732
00:53:42,712 --> 00:53:47,385
Not piddly-winks...
Tiddly-winks.
733
00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:50,152
Piddly-winks...
734
00:54:10,433 --> 00:54:12,468
Now, if you come ba...
735
00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:39,472
Oh, Baron!
736
00:54:40,014 --> 00:54:42,449
Baron Munchausen!
737
00:54:45,142 --> 00:54:47,515
Don't be rude.
738
00:54:54,117 --> 00:54:56,583
Oh, Baron!
739
00:54:58,029 --> 00:55:02,167
Oh, Baron!
740
00:55:07,881 --> 00:55:10,394
Pardon us, folks.
741
00:55:12,905 --> 00:55:17,648
I've had my moments
742
00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:13,430
I've had my moments
743
00:56:13,431 --> 00:56:16,221
I will confess
744
00:56:17,422 --> 00:56:23,921
My fleeting moments
Of tenderness
745
00:56:25,552 --> 00:56:30,190
I sang of true love
746
00:56:31,194 --> 00:56:34,620
I played guitars
747
00:56:36,976 --> 00:56:40,587
Then found a new love
748
00:56:40,588 --> 00:56:45,334
'neath tropical stars
749
00:56:46,630 --> 00:56:48,736
An infant prodigy.
750
00:56:48,737 --> 00:56:52,637
This time's the last time
751
00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:56,614
This time it's new
752
00:56:57,115 --> 00:57:01,095
Love as a pastime
753
00:57:01,096 --> 00:57:03,713
For me is through
754
00:57:03,714 --> 00:57:05,676
Your stomach notes are beautiful.
755
00:57:05,677 --> 00:57:09,548
I've had my moments
756
00:57:10,762 --> 00:57:15,335
My big bad moments
757
00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:19,744
Rubenstein's melody intact.
758
00:57:19,745 --> 00:57:26,741
But now my one big moment is you
759
00:57:26,742 --> 00:57:28,384
You've got me under your spell.
760
00:57:28,385 --> 00:57:31,076
Please continue but in a lighter vein.
761
00:57:38,869 --> 00:57:41,511
A new style of singing.
762
00:57:47,114 --> 00:57:49,756
What stirrin' words...
763
00:57:50,696 --> 00:57:52,578
What diction...
764
00:58:10,899 --> 00:58:13,520
For posterity.
765
00:58:21,059 --> 00:58:24,938
I've had my moments
766
00:58:25,489 --> 00:58:27,527
I'm convinced.
767
00:58:27,528 --> 00:58:31,811
My big bad moments
768
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:34,605
You're the biggest thing since Canera.
769
00:58:34,606 --> 00:58:41,561
But now my one big moment is you
770
00:58:46,215 --> 00:58:49,669
I'm gonna take you under my wing.
And develop you.
771
00:58:49,704 --> 00:58:53,045
Do you think my personality and figure
will appeal to the public?
772
00:58:53,046 --> 00:58:56,643
You'll know them for a gool I tell you.
You'll be a double feature.
773
00:58:56,644 --> 00:59:01,511
Won't Clemp City be amazed!
Maybe I'll be America's Sweetheart.
774
00:59:01,512 --> 00:59:05,890
You'll be everybody's sweetheart.
Your picture will be on every ash can.
775
00:59:06,681 --> 00:59:10,130
My dream producer...
776
00:59:11,841 --> 00:59:15,458
Ah... Pardon me.
Have you seen Baron Munchausen?
777
00:59:15,459 --> 00:59:17,397
Oh yes. Many times.
778
00:59:17,744 --> 00:59:19,179
I want some service.
779
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:23,765
Mr. Durante says, Miss Velez, that if you came to
this party you weren't to have anything to drink.
780
00:59:23,766 --> 00:59:26,363
I don't care whatever he say!
I want service!
781
00:59:26,364 --> 00:59:27,545
I know, but he said no more tonight.
782
00:59:27,546 --> 00:59:29,050
I don't care!
783
00:59:45,347 --> 00:59:47,481
You keep out of this.
784
00:59:56,507 --> 00:59:58,643
Oh, so you want to strike me?
785
01:02:46,837 --> 01:02:48,725
Sit down. I wanna talk to you.
786
01:02:48,726 --> 01:02:51,102
Alright, but make it snappy.
787
01:03:33,511 --> 01:03:35,683
There they are.
788
01:04:03,558 --> 01:04:08,859
How can I ever repay you?
If I've got anything you want, just ask for it.
789
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,843
- Anything?
- Anything.
790
01:04:10,844 --> 01:04:14,618
Then get your husband to give me those lions.
I've gotta get some lions to fight with.
791
01:04:14,619 --> 01:04:18,362
It's my career.
I must find a lion to replace Anatole.
792
01:04:18,363 --> 01:04:19,579
Anatole?
793
01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:21,767
That's Anatole.
794
01:04:21,768 --> 01:04:23,735
I owe my success to him.
795
01:04:23,736 --> 01:04:27,048
He was the first lion I ever conquered
with my bare fist.
796
01:04:27,049 --> 01:04:29,023
I beat him to a rug.
797
01:04:29,024 --> 01:04:31,967
Anatole came charging me
from behind a tree.
798
01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:35,465
I gave the famous Schnarzan call,
and then...
799
01:04:35,466 --> 01:04:36,956
And then, I leaped.
800
01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:38,464
I got him by the throat.
801
01:04:38,465 --> 01:04:40,259
It was me or the lion.
802
01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:45,828
I gave him the jungle jai-jitsi...
And then Anatole was a dead cat.
803
01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:49,433
It was another Schnarzan triumph.
804
01:04:49,434 --> 01:04:52,186
Just another chapter in my memory book.
805
01:04:52,187 --> 01:04:54,931
I have no fear of man,
woman or beast.
806
01:04:54,932 --> 01:04:56,684
Just the way of the Durantes.
807
01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:59,550
And after you conquered Anatole,
what did you do?
808
01:04:59,551 --> 01:05:03,388
I gave him a chance to rest
and then I pounced on him again.
809
01:05:05,339 --> 01:05:08,994
He got immune!
I'm double crossed. Oh...
810
01:05:11,918 --> 01:05:13,538
You, big brute!
811
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:17,647
I like it on top.
812
01:05:18,203 --> 01:05:21,407
I'll mangle you...
from bone to bone.
813
01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:27,396
There's no room for both of us.
814
01:05:43,223 --> 01:05:45,416
Hollywood Party!
Hollywood Party! Hollywood Party!
815
01:05:45,417 --> 01:05:47,861
Hollywood Party!
816
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:51,679
Going a mile a minute
817
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,597
Hollywood Party
818
01:05:53,598 --> 01:05:56,116
Nobody sleeps tonight
819
01:05:56,117 --> 01:05:58,130
Hollywood Party
820
01:05:58,131 --> 01:06:00,443
Get up! Get out!
Get in there!
821
01:06:00,444 --> 01:06:02,392
Hollywood Party
822
01:06:02,588 --> 01:06:04,980
Nobody sleeps tonight
823
01:06:38,417 --> 01:06:42,280
But now my one big moment is...
824
01:06:42,281 --> 01:06:44,542
- Me?
- You!
825
01:07:02,534 --> 01:07:07,024
Hollywood Party
Hollywood Party
826
01:07:17,983 --> 01:07:20,294
Jimmy!
827
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,252
Jimmy, wake up!
828
01:07:23,253 --> 01:07:25,593
Oh...
Who is it?
829
01:07:26,765 --> 01:07:28,052
Oh, it's you.
830
01:07:28,053 --> 01:07:29,360
What's the matter?
831
01:07:29,361 --> 01:07:32,249
You frightened me, honey.
I was just dreamin'.
832
01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:36,124
You've been sleeping an hour.
Come on. We'll be late for Lupe's party.
833
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:38,137
- Come on, dear.
- Jean...
834
01:07:40,549 --> 01:07:43,588
Tell me...
Do I look like a horse's head?
835
01:07:43,589 --> 01:07:46,894
No, Jimmy.
Not like a horse's head.
836
01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:49,460
Come on, toots.
837
01:07:58,934 --> 01:08:05,873
THE END63517
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