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So, here's the deal.
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Sometime in like the '40s
or some shit
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when niggas was doing
the Charleston,
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and Lindy hopping, and whatnot,
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there's a couple
called the Dempseys.
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That's them
plain vanilla yogurt.
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Nothing special, right?
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But all of a sudden,
somehow,
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these two basic bitches
became the talk of the town,
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rich beyond imagination.
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Out of nowhere.
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And you know that
can only mean one thing
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if we talking
rich white folks, right?
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Fucking sorcery.
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Everybody in Detroit
was talking about it.
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The endless
extravagant parties they threw
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with weird music
and masks, and all the STDs.
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Shit, they was
the freak-off pioneers.
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The rumor started that
it was all in celebration
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of this demon lord,
that they worshiped
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some ancient, twisted
mother-fucker called Clauneck.
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One day, the Dempsey's just
upped and vanished, too.
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No one knows what happened.
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The house was boarded up
and abandoned for years.
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But the rumors continue
that inside
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that dark power still remain.
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So, I guess,
we're going to find out
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what trifling motherfuckers
are dumb enough
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to get trapped inside,
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and awaken
this ancient evil once again.
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Shoot that nigga lived on.
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We're in the dawn
of a new era.
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You know, when I started this
company, when I built RISHA,
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you know, I had a vision.
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We have to seize the moment.
Seize the opportunity.
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All I'm asking for you to do
is trust me.
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Trust me like you did
in the beginning, Terry.
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When you moved out here,
Courtney, you trusted me.
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Eddie, when you divorced
your wife, you trusted me.
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And now you got bitches.
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Look, all I'm saying is
I'm the only one
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that can lead this company
into financial prosperity.
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That's, that's really great,
Ellis.
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Can you let me go now?
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I think I just pissed myself.
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God damn,
you did piss yourself.
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See, this is y'all leader.
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You want me to walk away
and let him take this ship
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and crash it
into a damn iceberg?
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Damn, Ellis, come on, man.
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You said you had to get
the rest of your shit.
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Yeah, I, I got
a couple of things,
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but I just wanted
to say, fuck y'all!
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-This is still my company!
-But it ain't, though.
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Look man, one of us
still got our job.
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Don't fuck it up for me.
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I gave you this job, Reggie.
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And I appreciate that.
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Plus benefits.
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I just got my teeth cleaned.
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But you gotta get
the fuck outta here.
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I got, I gotta get the--
You talking to me like that?
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And you gonna pepper spray me
in front of all these people?
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No, man, of course not,
you put me on.
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Okay, good, so,
like I was saying--
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But I am gonna tase you.
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Shit. Goddamn.
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You are every Black
woman's dream, Ron.
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You're so smart,
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funny, you're attentive,
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and you got a huge dick,
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and regular-sized balls.
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Oh, I cannot wait
to start a family with you.
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- Are you ready?
- Oh, yeah.
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There we go, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Why it's happening?
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Yes, yes, ah, baby, yes.
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Tickle me.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit, what the F.
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How long you been
standing there?
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Three very long minutes.
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Don't you know
how to knock or nothing?
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I did.
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And I thought you said come in.
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Come in.
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Come in, oh, damn it.
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But now I know you were
saying, "I'm coming."
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I'm coming, ugh.
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This will haunt my dreams
for the rest of my life.
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That is our folding tutorial.
That's how you pack.
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Let's keep it nifty, and let's
keep it, ooh-wee, swifty.
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Wait, what?
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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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Look, I am not finna be
showing no titties, Muff347.
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Little blow-up doll,
you raggedy mother--
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Now, I travel all over
the world, as you know.
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Let me tell you something,
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I almost got pregnant
in making those, okay?
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But, and let me tell you why.
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Bunion butter.
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Bunion butter saved my life.
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Let me show you
how the bunion butter works.
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It's amazing.
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The aroma.
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The aroma, it just...
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Have you ever
like been in nature
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and just been like,
"What's that smell?"
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Mm, it's very creamy.
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Boo, you want, just go ahead
apply it to your ankles.
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I've been traveling so much.
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Bunion butter.
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Did I tell y'all
about my candles?
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Yeah, yeah.
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♪ We do this for the haters,
for the haters, yeah ♪
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♪ This world is for the
people, for the people ♪
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♪ Because in the acres, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm like
fuck 'em, fuck 'em ♪
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♪ I'm been through too much
shit to even trust 'em ♪
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Yo, T, Ratface George
is looking for you, man.
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What's up,
Ratface George?
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Nigga, it's George!
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-You're right.
-You know that.
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It's just George.
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-Let's sit.
-You're right.
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What's up?
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You know I know about
your little situation.
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That's why I showed you mercy.
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But you know what?
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About to be a free man.
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Or maybe now you can repay me
for the generosity.
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You remember what we've
been talking about?
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-Yeah.
-Here is the address.
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Swipe this dagger.
It's worth millions.
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When you pay me back,
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you keep the rest for yourself.
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That's my little gift to you.
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See, if you pull this off,
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you'll be good for the rest
of your fucking life.
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Hey, man, between me and you,
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not to get all in
your business or nothing,
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no disrespect, but, uh,
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man, what the fuck
happened to your face?
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Bro, you know, growing up
in the hood can be tough.
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Just one slip-up, that'll
change your whole life forever.
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When I was five,
that happened to me.
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You know how Spider-Man got
bitten by a radioactive spider?
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I, too, was bitten...
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by a fucking rat!
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Bit me right on the lips
while I was asleep.
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Woke up into his cold eyes,
fresh from the bite.
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I ain't get
no fancy superpowers
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with no Mary Jane, with no
friendly neighborhoods either.
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I was just out here
with that rabies.
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Hot rabies fresh out the oven.
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But I tell you what, I kicked
the fuck out of that rat.
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Oh, I killed the fuck
out that rat.
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As soon as I could piss
without assistance,
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I was on his ass.
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He ain't remember me,
but I remembered him.
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I was a insulted
he ain't remember me.
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He bit me on the lips.
We kissed.
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So does that answer your
little ignorant-ass question
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about my disability,
you clown-faced bitch?
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Uh...
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Yeah, man.
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Go and enjoy their
little freedom, bro.
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Yeah, you do that.
You do just that, yeah.
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Enjoy that freedom, man.
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Let me tell you something
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before you leave
up outta here, man.
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Vaccinate your
fucking animals, damn!
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Thank you, sir,
enjoy your stay.
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Hello, sir,
how's your day going?
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Uh, it's been
a weird morning.
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Technically,
we are not divorced yet.
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So, I mean, me calling you baby
ain't really a big deal
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because you are my ba...
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...by?
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Who the--
Who the fuck is that?
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Why the fuck are you
in my business, Ron?
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What you mean
why I'm in your business?
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Your business
is still my business,
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because like I said earlier,
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technically,
we are still fucking married!
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For the most part,
it's pretty good, uh...
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Look, I'm looking
to extend my stay.
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Oh, all right, that is fine,
punk-ass nigga.
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So, uh, you gonna gimme
your name, or what?
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Excuse me?
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Um, I asked you
for your name, sir.
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Sounded like you
call me punk-ass nigga, but...
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Um, my name
is-is Ron Hawkins.
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And how long are you looking
to extend your stay with us?
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Honestly, just a few more days
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until I go home to my wifey.
Yeah.
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Um, nigga, you ain't
getting back in that house.
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I don't miss you.
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I don't miss the way
your shit stink.
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And I definitely
don't miss your dick.
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What?
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Motherfucker, I said you ain't
going back into that house
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'cause your wife
is getting piped down
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by a swole, thick-ass nigga
in your favorite chair,
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the bathtub, and even on
your George Foreman grill.
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Plugged up!
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He working it everywhere.
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Skeet, skeet.
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Why, you motherfucker,
I'll fucking kill you!
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What you say, huh?
What the fuck did you say?
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Sir, do you want silk sheets?
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-You said what?
-Silk sheets.
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Silk sheets.
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Silk sheets.
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You asked me if I wanted--
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-Silk sheets.
-Silk sheets.
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Sorry about that, huh?
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I been, been going
through a lot,
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and what you said triggered me,
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or what I thought you said,
and I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Thank you for helping me.
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Sorry.
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Man, I quit this shit.
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♪ Rise up, rise up ♪
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♪ Twist those bitches
to get their ass up ♪
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♪ Metaphysic ♪
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♪ I totally swag on
like Soulja Boy ♪
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♪ You think it's getting ♪
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Hey, hey, Auntie,
I can get one of 'em hugs?
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Hell no, get your
own damn family.
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♪ Drinkin' straight Bacardi ♪
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♪ Rock some petty larceny ♪
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If you pull this off,
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you'd be good for the rest
of your fucking life.
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Damn! Oh, I'm broke again.
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Nasty-ass shit.
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Ah, shit.
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Yo, yo, Shari,
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Ellis, and Ron,
it's your boy T.
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The hell he want?
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I just got out again.
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I know it's been a minute
since we all talked,
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and I know you three are busy.
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Ellis, you got your company,
you making all that money.
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Shari, you doing
your influencer thing
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and crushing.
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00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,252
Ron, you probably got a family
with a house and kids.
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- Joanna, please.
- Fuck your grandma.
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Being locked up
got me thinking
253
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,591
about how much
I missed you guys.
254
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,593
I know things got a little
fucked up between us,
255
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,219
but I wanna see y'all.
256
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,388
Hopefully, y'all
want to see me, too.
257
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,600
Homie hooked me up with a dope
Airbnb as a getting-out gift.
258
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,852
This shit has got its own
ZIP code, it's so big.
259
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,228
I'm sending the address.
260
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,230
I miss you guys. Peace.
261
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,112
Mm.
262
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,240
Might as well.
263
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,867
- We going on a trip?
- Jared,
264
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,535
we're not going nowhere,
give me my phone.
265
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,579
But it is with
the whole gang, right?
266
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,205
I mean, I just quit.
267
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,124
I mean, fuck those guys
who disrespected you.
268
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,001
Whatever you're doing,
just-just tone it down,
269
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,419
and do not quit your job.
270
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,879
It's expensive out there, man.
271
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,758
I only took this job
because of you.
272
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,135
I mean, this is your company
273
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,722
built on-on your courage,
your virtue,
274
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,016
your childish good looks,
275
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:38,646
your determination,
your-your grit.
276
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,439
-Hey, six-six feet.
-Six feet, I forget.
277
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,566
I-I tell you every time.
Yes, you're right,
278
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,109
this-this place was built on me.
279
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,569
This place is
nothing without you.
280
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,570
It's nothing without me.
281
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,155
-Huh, so-- So...
-Mm-hm?
282
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,033
So let's celebrate you
leaving this shit hole.
283
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,035
-Shit hole!
-Shit hole of shit!
284
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,996
-Cow dung!
-And we are gonna embrace
285
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,999
you with the destiny
that you so richly deserve.
286
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,376
And hey, hey.
287
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,627
-I'm gonna pull my weight, dog.
-Okay.
288
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,670
-Okay?
-Okay.
289
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,837
You get the room fees,
290
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,255
I got the hard seltzer.
291
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,590
How the fuck is that
pulling your weight?
292
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,467
If-if I-- You-you--
293
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,843
It's okay, fuck, we'll do it.
294
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,679
- Yeah, we'll do it!
- Yeah!
295
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,347
Can you get me some milk
for my eyes?
296
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,058
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we get some milk? Fuck!
297
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,228
♪ Bitch, let's go further
Let's go deeper ♪
298
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,896
♪ This pattern might get
a little tricky ♪
299
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,439
♪ My niggas,
just hang on, please ♪
300
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,525
♪ It'll all make sense
in a minute ♪
301
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,318
♪ Sense in a minute, yeah
Let's go where there ♪
302
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,320
♪ Are no limits
or borders around ♪
303
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,364
♪ Reach over the edge,
up under the stairs ♪
304
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:36,203
♪ Yeah, get it right,
man ♪
305
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:52,219
What the fuck
is this place, man?
306
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,099
T.
307
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,437
What the fuck?
308
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,108
What's this creepy-ass place?
309
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,485
T, where the fuck are you?
310
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,574
T?
311
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,535
This dude is such an asshole.
312
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,746
I was paying $200 a night
for this shit.
313
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,582
This place is creepy.
314
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,127
I got my allergies,
it's dusty as hell in here.
315
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,670
Start sneezing in a minute.
316
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,006
When I see T...
317
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,301
What the fuck?
318
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,386
-You was scared, huh?
-What you think, huh?
319
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,388
You almost gave me
a heart attack, man.
320
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,266
- Yeah, scary-ass nigga,
what's up?
321
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,268
What? Dude, don't tell me
you wanna do
322
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,978
that dumb-ass handshake, huh?
323
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,354
Dumb-ass handshake,
what you mean?
324
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,148
We are grownups,
I'm not doing that.
325
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,858
We was grown
when we came up with it.
326
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,486
No, we wasn't,
we was fucking kids.
327
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,529
Wow, fucking kids?
328
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,198
Wow, that's crazy to say.
329
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,450
Never say that.
Why would you say that?
330
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,577
No, I said
we were fucking kids.
331
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,204
No, you know what I mean?
I meant we were fucking--
332
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,748
Look, dude,
I said we were children.
333
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,333
That's what I meant. I didn't
mean we was fucking children.
334
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,085
I heard what you said.
335
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,878
Ah, shit, T,
you ain't changed, man.
336
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,755
You ain't changed.
You still a fucking asshole.
337
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:13,092
I'm just playing,
man, calm down.
338
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,761
Shit, hey, you still with, um,
339
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,304
old girl from back in the day?
340
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,474
What's her name?
Jovina? Jovanna?
341
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,059
Joanna.
342
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,436
Oh, she was so cold
back in the day, bro.
343
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,106
That fat ass,
them long pretty legs.
344
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,359
She had that clear skin
with that-that long-ass hair.
345
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,195
Them white teeth, and she
was smart, and just talented.
346
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,447
Everybody liked her,
but that was a bad bitch.
347
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,618
Okay, brother,
T, friend, all right,
348
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,495
Joanna is my wife.
I married her.
349
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,955
So you can't be
with the disrespect.
350
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,498
You hear what I'm saying, T?
351
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,916
So, you're mad
'cause I said she a bad bitch?
352
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,376
-T.
-Man, that sound
353
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,169
like some shit a bitch
would get mad at.
354
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,840
You got some kids?
355
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,800
You gotta have some kids,
man, get her pregnant.
356
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,301
-No, okay--
-What you waiting on?
357
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,554
First of all, look,
that's-that's the plan.
358
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,014
If you must know, I was
just on the phone with her
359
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,433
before I got here,
and-and we was talking about,
360
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,395
man, we gotta make these babies,
and make this family,
361
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,522
and so we could, you know,
do the family thing.
362
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,649
But that it's in the works,
it's in the works.
363
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,193
Everything straight?
'Cause I can make you this juice
364
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,236
that'd have you...
365
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,239
I don't need
any of that juice.
366
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,740
What's up, we are back.
367
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,367
I'm fine, sir.
368
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,869
-If you say so.
-Let's stop talking about me.
369
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,579
Brother, how you doing?
370
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,664
Oh, man, I'm living
the dream, baby.
371
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,124
Fresh out.
372
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,251
Halfway house.
Probation.
373
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,044
About to move in
with my auntie.
374
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,505
They got me taking
drug tests weekly. Uh...
375
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,008
Can't get no job,
can't get no housing,
376
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,177
but, hey, what more
could you ask for?
377
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,179
Living a Black man's
dream out here.
378
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,975
Look, T, I'm-I'm sorry that-that
you're going through that.
379
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,435
Don't worry about it, man.
380
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,103
I be thinking about
that shit all the time.
381
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,272
Like, "What if..."?
Like, "If I could go back
382
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,317
and do it all over again,
I'd be a square, bro."
383
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,235
I'd be a straight-up sucker.
384
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,154
I'm talking about
I'd be wearing sweaters.
385
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,989
Have me a good job.
386
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,450
Be somebody's husband,
be a good man.
387
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:05,162
Be lame as hell, like you.
388
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,290
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
389
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,876
- What?
- Damn.
390
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,754
The lighting in here is trash.
391
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,672
-Is it Shari?
-What up Shari Squad.
392
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,133
It's your girl, yes.
393
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,136
Now, normally, I come to you
from exotic locations,
394
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,972
giving you all the hottest tips
395
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,059
and the hotel hacks
and whatnot.
396
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,686
But today,
we at a different location.
397
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,148
-Hey, Ron. What up, so, uh--
-Hey, Shari.
398
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,401
Uh, yeah, now this place
is a little bit more creepy
399
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,737
-and dusty than what I
would normally like-
-Hey, y'all.
400
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,114
-Hey, y'all.
-But... Ron!
401
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,824
Can I do my live?
402
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,743
I really need you to stop
with the dumb shit.
403
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,411
-He look like--
-Ron, stop with the dumb shit.
404
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,163
I'm trying to do my damn live!
405
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,457
Anyways, you know what, can I--
406
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,417
-Come on.
-Let me just let y'all go ahead
407
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,335
and get a little
blast from the past.
408
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,753
This is my peoples.
409
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,255
I'm gonna let y'all
talk to 'im.
410
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,590
-Don't tou--
-I was trying to brush it.
411
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,093
-Ron.
-Okay, hey, y'all.
412
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,428
Hey, y'all, it's me,
Ron Lil Rel.
413
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,305
I like, you know,
I read a lot of good books...
414
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,516
Damn, girl.
You still got it, huh?
415
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:11,979
Ah, look at you
all free and shit.
416
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,022
- Looking good.
- You know. I'm a'ight.
417
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,065
Look at you.
418
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,278
Looking better
than you done ever looked.
419
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,572
The hell you got us up in
this creepy, dusty house?
420
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,116
There's spiderwebs everywhere.
421
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,118
You know I got arachnophobia.
422
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,537
No, "Hey, how you doing,"
or none of that?
423
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,956
I ain't even get a hug.
Can't I get a hug?
424
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,541
Girl, get over here.
425
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,587
Oof.
426
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,550
Mm, I'm glad you're free,
and you smell good, too.
427
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,885
"I should take your
fucking glasses off,
428
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,429
and kick your ass."
429
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,180
- Ron, give me my phone.
- Fuck this shit.
430
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,974
Ron, give me this.
431
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,685
Hey, y'all, uh,
that's my peoples, we out.
432
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:54,521
Shari, what's up,
how you doing?
433
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,565
Look, I know you
expected something exotic.
434
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,608
And T, you did a great job,
you really did.
435
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,194
But if you want something
that's less haunted
and plantationy,
436
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,196
I can actually call my pilot,
437
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,781
and we can get
the private jet going.
438
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,617
Plenty of WiFi, yeah,
I got two jets, actually.
439
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,995
You know what?
Just because you got money
440
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,997
don't mean that you gonna get
some pussy, okay?
441
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,583
I am nobody's
gold-digging-ass ho.
442
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,586
I just did a whole post
about how I am the least
443
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,464
and most unsuperficial person
on this planet.
444
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,257
So in the future,
maybe you should check
445
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,634
what a woman is saying,
what she is talking about,
446
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,178
and you might get somewhere.
447
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,430
All right, jets ain't my thing.
448
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,390
Boo-boo.
449
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,059
God damn.
450
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,269
All that money,
you still can't hit nothing.
451
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,356
-Come on, man.
-I-I-I do respect women.
452
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,358
It just, I was trying
to impress you.
453
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,579
Give me one second.
454
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,830
What do you mean,
give you one second?
455
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:57,793
T, T, T, this motherfucker.
456
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,711
You know something?
457
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,464
Ellis, brother, it is good
to see you. I'm really happy--
458
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,216
Matter of fact,
this is gonna be great.
459
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,426
I read about you in Forbes,
man, not too long ago.
460
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:07,719
-Oh, yeah.
-About your mortgage company.
461
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,513
Man, that's-that's
a big deal, man.
462
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,139
-We're real proud of you, bro.
-Thanks, man, yeah.
463
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,849
Forbes, I was, yeah,
I was in Forbes.
464
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,643
It's a real competitive market.
465
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,728
We're actually still
innovating and stuff at Risha.
466
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,230
We just-- We're on the edge
467
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,481
of closing
a billion-dollar merger.
468
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,816
So stock's rising,
can't complain--
469
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,734
Okay, player. Okay, player.
470
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,277
Let me come on down
to the office
471
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,404
and check out your penthouse.
472
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:28,698
No! No, I mean, uh, because...
473
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,534
Because we're-we're-we're-we're
renovating.
474
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:33,120
We got the-the mold,
and all that. So...
475
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,914
-I'll let my assistant--
-T, where are the rooms at?
476
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,667
And hopefully, they're
not as fucked up as this.
477
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,253
-For real.
-All y'all do is complain.
478
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,130
-You ever slept on a prison cot?
-No.
479
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,589
-You ever slept on a prison cot?
-No, man.
480
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,882
-You?
-No.
481
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,300
Until y'all slept
on a prison cot,
482
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,094
don't-don't say
nothing to me, y'all--
483
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,596
Shari, look, I'll-I'll--
Can I help you find a place
484
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,640
-to put your stuff?
I'll help you.
-Yeah, help me find a room.
485
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:54,850
Let me borrow
your flashlights.
486
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,309
Stop all that.
487
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,271
Did you just drop
my flashlight, boy?
488
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:00,647
Nigger, who you calling boy?
489
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,107
Who you calling nigger?
490
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,317
Hey, niggas, chill.
491
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,528
Man, go-go-go--
Y'all go put this stuff up.
492
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,697
-Just don't be weird,
okay, Ellis?
-Okay, I got you.
493
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,740
Let me take this for you.
494
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,201
Who she thinks she is?
495
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,234
What is this place?
496
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,903
I don't know.
497
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,614
All these weird little statues.
498
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,659
There's titties everywhere,
look at all these titties.
499
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,203
-It's a lot.
-Lot of titties.
500
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,871
Big titties,
small titties, perky titties.
501
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,581
Look at these titties, man.
502
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,541
See that titties are like that.
503
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,710
I wonder what she like?
Maybe she like a little tongue.
504
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,879
What the...? Huh?
505
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:08,715
Ah, damn.
506
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:11,343
I shouldn't have licked that,
safety reasons,
507
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,887
but it's kind of erotic, right?
508
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,388
You want me to do it again?
I see that you want me to.
509
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,432
Nah, you just made me dry.
510
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,477
- Very, very dry.
- Just.
511
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,230
Coochie like:
512
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,163
-Brother!
-Shit.
513
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,331
Would you stop doing that?
514
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,583
I'm sorry, I'm scary, man.
515
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,627
Hey, I need to talk
to y'all, man.
516
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,672
Group meeting.
517
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:51,216
Look, man, y'all gotta stop
touching shit.
518
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,759
And if you going touch shit,
519
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,344
you gotta at least
put some gloves on.
520
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:56,304
-What?
-For the whole time we here?
521
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,431
You acting weird
as hell, okay?
522
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,849
T, what the fuck is going on?
523
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,185
She right, bro,
what's all this weird shit?
524
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,020
I don't know what the fuck
y'all talking about.
525
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,444
You know something?
526
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:14,864
Shit, look at this.
527
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,449
Look at this fucking bag.
528
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,868
And he got on all black
and, fuck--
529
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,662
Man, this ain't no Airbnb.
530
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,247
It's a B and E.
This is a burglary.
531
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,665
Man, what the fuck?
532
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,083
-What the fuck?
-If the board finds out
533
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,960
about this, you know
what'll happened to me?
534
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,087
And I could lose millions
of followers, my sponsorships.
535
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:32,674
Boy, if you mess up my
bunion bag, I swear to God...
536
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,509
He don't give a fuck.
537
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,595
That's why you got all of us
in here, fucked-up.
538
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,096
I got y'all fucked-up?
539
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,723
-Yes.
-Yes.
-Mm-hm.
540
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,641
That's crazy,
especially coming from you.
541
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,852
-You of all people.
-Dude, I got a fucking family.
542
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,312
I have responsibility.
543
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,022
Well, you know something,
I forgot.
544
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,648
This asshole don't know
what responsibility means.
545
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:49,649
You probably don't even
understand
546
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,525
what the fuck the word mean.
547
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,319
Actually, I do.
548
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,904
I wanted y'all to hit
this lick with me.
549
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,990
I mean, sure.
Yeah, yeah, we're stealing.
550
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,659
We're stealing.
But who are we stealing from?
551
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,037
Probably some old,
dead-ass white people
552
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,581
who ain't been here in years.
553
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,249
I mean,
it's a victimless crime.
554
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,376
I ain't bring no weapons,
none of that.
555
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,628
Nobody gets hurt.
556
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:17,636
Come on, man, think of it
as like mini reparations.
557
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,472
Reparate yourselves.
558
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,601
Why man? How--
Why-why would you wanna do this?
559
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,395
Dude, you just got
out of fucking jail.
560
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,563
Why you wanna take
the fucking risk?
561
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,731
Because I need the money.
562
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:30,774
Why do you need the money?
563
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:32,317
Because I got sick!
564
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:35,945
Cancer.
565
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:38,740
I got cancer.
566
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:44,079
I got treatments
and medical bills and debt.
567
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791
It's a lot, man.
568
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,459
My God, Terrance,
I-I didn't know.
569
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,086
Are you okay?
570
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,088
Yeah, I'm cool.
They-they caught it early.
571
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,133
Dude, why didn't
you just tell us?
572
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,886
I mean, when did you check on me
while I was in there?
573
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,764
Look, we-we all went our
own separate ways after that.
574
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,350
Honestly,
I'm-I'm not mad at that,
575
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:08,311
but I-I wanted to do this
with y'all, man.
576
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,313
People who I knew
was going to have my back,
577
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,941
whether I was right or wrong.
578
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,276
I wanted to share
the wealth with y'all.
579
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,991
Wealth.
Brother, you think...
580
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,077
And, and I-and I get you sick,
and everything,
581
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,246
but you think this is wealth?
Look at this shit.
582
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,206
You got this tall wooden lady
with her titties out.
583
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,624
That's not worth anything.
584
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,709
Th-this whole place
is worthless.
585
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,252
Man, you don't know
586
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:33,962
what the hell
you be talking about, Negro.
587
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,547
Check that out,
you know what that is?
588
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,589
First of all,
589
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,258
this paper's nasty as hell.
590
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,927
Second of all, what the--
The hell is this?
591
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,471
That is the Clauneck's
misericorde.
592
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,807
The Partridge family
that owned this house,
593
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,518
apparently came back
from a trip with the shit
594
00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,770
in their luggage, and everybody
been trying to buy it,
595
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,398
like museums,
private collectors.
596
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:56,609
It's supposed to be valued
at like $20 million.
597
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,570
20 million, what?
598
00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:02,157
This jawbone dagger right here?
I'm in.
599
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,743
You said 20-20 million,
so we split that four ways.
600
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,995
That's five for each.
I mean, that's-that's
chump change, really.
601
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,747
I could use that
602
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,540
to probably renovate
the west wing of my mansion.
603
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,251
But we're here for you,
so I-I'll do it, I'm in.
604
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,754
But just know I'm in for you,
not the money,
605
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:17,005
'cause I don't really
need it like that.
606
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,882
What time is it,
okay, we got time.
607
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,345
All right, so what's up, Ron?
Clauneck's misericorde.
608
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,850
You know, I hate the fact
that you feel like you had
609
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,895
to fucking lie to me
to bring me here.
610
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,273
But I'm not surprised.
611
00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,692
Just T being T,
a regular old fuck-up.
612
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,195
Fuck, yeah.
613
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,490
-Fuck you, too.
-It's a three-way split.
614
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:46,493
-Fuck him, scary--
-Yeah, he was scared anyway.
615
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:50,789
Look here, best place
to find jawbones is probably
616
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:52,457
-in the kitchen.
-Fucking nerve.
617
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,459
I'm out of here.
I don't need this shit.
618
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:03,009
What the fuck?
Get me out of here.
619
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:09,057
♪ Ron ♪
620
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:40,088
Ellis,
can I ask you something?
621
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:45,385
You can ask me anything, Shari,
you know I'm an open book.
622
00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:48,930
Okay, well then, in that case,
I'm just a little curious,
623
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:51,766
you know, why don't you
help T on your own?
624
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,643
And we know you
got it like that.
625
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:56,354
Why don't you just
take care of business?
626
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,482
I mean, instead of
doing all of this?
627
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:02,277
Well, yeah, yeah, I would.
I mean, I will, I will.
628
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,113
I, when I have the
opportunity, of course,
629
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,948
that's the first thing
that's on my mind.
630
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,950
It's just, you know, I don't
want to trigger an audit.
631
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,702
It's, it's crazy
if you trigger an audit,
632
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,495
you're-- It's a wrap.
633
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,331
IRS, you got the regulations,
you got the FDIC, AARP,
634
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,584
all these letters that rich
people gotta deal with,
635
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,377
that you, you know,
it's just...
636
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,713
What we're doing right now,
637
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:25,675
if you think about it,
it's the actual fastest process.
638
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,595
Right. Okay.
639
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,223
I've had people
in the past go down
640
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,600
for the same exact thing.
641
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,685
-So I-I gotta make sure that--
-Sure.
642
00:31:40,106 --> 00:31:41,816
Fuck that.
643
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,822
Shit, talking
about all that mess.
644
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,240
My private jet.
645
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:34,369
You can't even get your
friend a damn
646
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,037
Talking all that shit.
647
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,082
-Oh! Shit! Fuck.
-You okay?
648
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,917
Yeah, I just thought
I felt something.
649
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,044
We get the fuck out of here,
man.
650
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,253
Now we gotta
split it four ways.
651
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,838
What you still doing here, bro?
652
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,590
I tried to leave, okay,
but it's some weird--
653
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,634
What's up, thought
your scary ass left.
654
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:51,552
I tried to leave, okay?
655
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,680
I really did, but the doors
are locked from the outside.
656
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,431
Guys, it is some
weird shit happening.
657
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,183
I don't know
how to describe it.
658
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,935
Some motherfucker was
talking to me in my head.
659
00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,229
-But it's-- I think it's some--
-There's other people here.
660
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,356
T, the fuck is wrong with you?
661
00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,191
You trying recruit us
to go to jail with you
662
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:07,235
-or something?
-I'm still in recovering.
663
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,529
Don't be putting your big
manly-ass hands on me.
664
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,156
Look, pussies, I told y'all
ain't nobody else in here.
665
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:29,590
Y'all see these monopoly-looking
white people, right?
666
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,426
Mm-hm.
667
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,098
Maybe they're like the owners
of the house or something.
668
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:40,435
Why would they--?
Wow, T, just wow. Damn!
669
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,311
Ain't nobody in this damn
house when I came here.
670
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,188
I don't know who the hell
them people are.
671
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:47,692
Let's just go over here, talk
to them really respectful-like.
672
00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:49,068
-What?
-So they won't
call the police on us.
673
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,445
-That's stupid.
-No, it's not.
674
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:51,738
It's a great idea.
675
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:56,993
Hey. Hi. Hi, guys.
676
00:33:57,076 --> 00:34:00,621
This is, look, I don't know,
you know, you don't know me.
677
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,331
I don't know you,
it's all good.
678
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,709
It was just a bit
of a misunderstanding.
679
00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:08,463
Me and my friends, you know,
we thought this was an Airbnb,
680
00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,673
so we came to have
a little vacay.
681
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,717
Right, we didn't know
anyone was gonna be here,
682
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,343
so we're so sorry.
683
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:15,887
You know, you don't
have to call the cops
684
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,555
or the police or anything.
685
00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:18,931
-Why you talking like that?
-Shut the fuck up.
686
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,349
Stop talking. I don't feel safe.
687
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:21,851
Okay, if you could
just let us out--
688
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,728
Give us one second?
689
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:25,313
Sorry about our friend.
690
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,315
-One sec.
-Get over here.
691
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,859
Everything just got
a whole lot easier.
692
00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:31,694
They could tell us
where the shit is.
693
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,821
-Why would they wanna do that?
-With a little motivation.
694
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,448
-Oh, fuck!
-Shit!
695
00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:37,033
You said you didn't have a gun,
you fucking liar.
696
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,993
What gun, this ain't-- But it'll
definitely kill somebody
697
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,037
if you don't tell me
where the misericorde is.
698
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,205
Say it in your white voice.
699
00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:44,040
Look at the big fancy word
700
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:46,250
the moon cricket
managed to use.
701
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:49,462
-What the fuck?
-Good for you, Bojangles.
702
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:52,548
If I had some ham hocks to feed
you, I most certainly would.
703
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,717
Hell, no,
I'm stomping these bitches out.
704
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,469
-Shoot that motherfucker.
-Listen, I'll have you know,
705
00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,846
I'm a million-dollar
contributor in the NAACP.
706
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,348
I'll have this house bulldozed
707
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:01,808
and a statue of myself
put in its place!
708
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,102
Do not disrespect us!
709
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:08,022
Look at this one.
710
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:12,235
So well-trained,
a true credit to his race.
711
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:17,406
If only bananas were in season,
or watermelon.
712
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,325
And y'all want me
to feel guilty
713
00:35:19,408 --> 00:35:21,285
about robbing
these motherfuckers?
714
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,162
Look, I don't want
to hear shit else
715
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,373
unless you telling me
where that fucking dagger is.
716
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:29,210
Are you looking for one
of your little spears?
717
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:33,756
Is that how you catch lions
in the jungle?
718
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,591
Hey, man, fuck this bitch.
719
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,093
Oh, shit!
720
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:38,761
-T, what the fuck are you doing?
-Oh!
721
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,555
Shoot him in the knee!
722
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,181
-Oh, my God!
-What did you do?
723
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:45,560
You-you-you-you
murdered my wife.
724
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:46,853
Yeah, I did.
725
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:49,188
Oh, oh, God.
726
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,858
How can you do this to me?
727
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,456
Ha!
728
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,167
Oh, shit.
729
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,127
-What the fuck!
I was just playing.
-Yeah.
730
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:12,879
-Why would you shoot
two white people?
-You shot both of them.
731
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,213
Man, look, they show up--
732
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,173
You can't shoot
her like that, bro.
733
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,175
Guys!
734
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,635
What the fuck?
735
00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:26,976
Shoot them, T!
736
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,070
Who's ready to get down?
737
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,784
Y'all look stressed.
I got the solution for that.
738
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,120
Who the hell is this Sleepy
Hollow-looking motherfucker
739
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,247
wearing a nice scarf
around his neck and shit?
740
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,124
I told you not to wear that.
That's my assistant.
741
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,084
That's Jared, we good, you
gotta help us, bro, right now.
742
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,753
Nah, nah, nah, he with them
other motherfuckers, man.
743
00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:56,255
No, and they coming back, man.
They're coming.
744
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,549
Not loving the vibes here.
745
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,718
What's going on?
Who are you guys talking about?
746
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,263
Me.
747
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,977
I don't feel so good.
748
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,272
Oh, shit.
749
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:22,698
It's been so long since we've
had a fresh body to play with.
750
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,533
-Honey.
-Yes, honey?
751
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,911
I think he wants to say
something to his friends.
752
00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,412
-What's that, honey?
753
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,540
"You are all gonna die
just like me."
754
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,140
Man, what the hell was that?
755
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,600
I don't know,
but this spooky shit
756
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,560
-is scaring the fuck outta me.
-I dunno.
757
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,897
What the fuck--?
758
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,691
Why are you screaming like that?
There's someone--
759
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,401
Shut it!
If we survive this shit,
760
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:00,361
I'm gonna to church from now on.
761
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,905
I'm gonna become a nun, and
I'm gonna be a virgin again.
762
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,156
-Yeah.
-Just check the doors
763
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,158
and the windows for a way out.
764
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,160
But if anybody see that Freddy
Krueger knife, let me know.
765
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,745
Wait, wait, so these
racist-ass ghosts are chilling
766
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,289
in this house
trying to kill Black people?
767
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,790
-What the fuck is going on?
-Wait a minute,
768
00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,667
I can't believe ghosts
are fucking real.
769
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,502
That means my grandma's a ghost.
770
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:17,837
That means she be in the house,
771
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,380
and she probably
be seeing me like--
772
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,299
Stroking that meat?
Choking that chicken.
773
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:22,758
Putting that peanut butter
on your balls
774
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:23,884
and letting the dog lick it off.
775
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,052
Shut the fuck up, Shari.
776
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,762
And then you ate it.
777
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:29,598
Hey, man, your grandma's
one of the meanest old bitches--
778
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,892
Old ladies that I ever met, bro.
779
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,853
Okay, look,
I can't get mad at you
780
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:36,105
'cause she could be a bitch,
but she was a sweet one, okay?
781
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:38,149
No, I'm saying I was
locked up with serial killers
782
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:39,984
that wasn't as scary
as that lady, man.
783
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:41,610
-Facts.
-Well, guys, what the hell
are you talking about?
784
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:44,363
-My grandmother.
-There's people dying outside.
785
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:46,073
But she was an excellent cook.
786
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,993
She was good, but come on,
my assistant dead.
787
00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:51,245
Fuck, man, Ratface George
fucked me with the intel.
788
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,997
He could've told me
it was ghosts in here
789
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,582
that'd steal your soul and shit.
790
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,043
Ratface George,
that's the wackiest street name
791
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,628
I ever heard, like what kind
of shit is that?
792
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,381
-Ratface George.
-Why do they call him
Ratface George?
793
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,508
Why the fuck do you think
they call him Ratface George?
794
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,179
Nigga look just like a rat.
795
00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:11,640
T, T, don't tell me
you are the one
796
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,559
that gave him the nickname
Ratface George.
797
00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:14,852
-Man, I gave him the name,
798
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,562
but everybody called him
Ratface George.
799
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,564
-You stupid motherfucker.
-You're the dumbest.
800
00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:19,982
You know something?
He ain't gotta worry
801
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,276
about a ghost killing him.
You know why?
802
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,861
Because I'm gonna
fucking kill him!
803
00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:25,780
Hey, y'all, stop!
Chill out!
804
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,282
-Chill the fuck out!
-I almost killed that boy, man.
805
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,993
-Get your shit together.
-Okay, Ellis,
you're right, you're right.
806
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,495
Okay, how about we do this?
807
00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,872
Let's-let's-let's
just spread out, and,
808
00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:36,874
and try to find a way
to get out this shit, man.
809
00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:38,918
-Good idea.
-Spread out, damn.
810
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,419
You know what, I'm gonna go in
this closet and check it out.
811
00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,338
It seemed vintage and archaic,
812
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:44,006
and I've seen a lot
of scary movies.
813
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,674
And in those movies
in the closet,
814
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,676
that's where stuff happens.
815
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,097
That's where the way to get
up out, I'm up out, I'm gone.
816
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,598
Yeah, I watch
a lot of scary movies, too.
817
00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:53,933
You split up, that's when--
818
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,434
--it's done, so Shari,
819
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:56,602
-Sha--
-No!
820
00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:57,603
Yeah, it is locked.
821
00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,105
I'm checking this by myself.
822
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,648
Yeah, you locked it,
I can check it with you.
823
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,941
-Stop being so thirsty.
-I'm not being thirsty.
824
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,442
I'm trying to protect.
825
00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:04,485
-What y'all doing?
-Let's just go find
826
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,237
-some exits.
-Fuck.
827
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,697
We split up, I'm gonna be
the first one to die.
828
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:11,909
You want me to die, Ron?
You want me to die, T?
829
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:14,120
Man, fuck y'all!
830
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,996
If I die, it's on your hands.
831
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,208
And if I die, trust me,
I'm gonna haunt you, bitch.
832
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,506
-Hey, I found a bathroom.
-Okay, and so what?
833
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,299
Man, I got a shit, man,
my stomach nervous.
834
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,051
Brother, you think this is
a good time to take a shit?
835
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,845
Yeah, man, there's ghosts in
here. It ain't gonna take long.
836
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,638
I'll be right back.
837
00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:34,723
We're all gonna die.
We're gonna die.
838
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:38,269
Ain't no light switch
in here, nothing.
839
00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:41,272
Smells funny, too.
840
00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:43,441
Oh, shit.
841
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:48,195
Ow, fuck.
842
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:08,132
Man, look, I reached out to you
after your grandma passed, bro.
843
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,217
I left a message with
your girl and everything.
844
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,178
Maybe she just ain't tell you.
845
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,804
Maybe she ain't want you
communicating
846
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,556
with somebody
that was locked up.
847
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:18,976
I don't know, man.
848
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:24,356
Mm, look, I know
it's a lot of shit
849
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,984
me and you never cleared
the air about, but we good.
850
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:30,738
We always been good on my end,
but we good.
851
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,494
Life's too short
just to be holding shit in.
852
00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,622
Right?
853
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,000
What the fuck was that?
854
00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:49,089
Bro?
855
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,760
Ron?
856
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,305
Fuck me.
857
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,727
What is this? Ooh.
858
00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:07,274
This is nice.
859
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,444
Feel like a canine police dog.
860
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,780
Smell kind of like
a police dog, too.
861
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,198
Not that I really know
what they smell like.
862
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:18,327
Is somebody here?
863
00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:22,373
Hello?
864
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,167
Hello?
865
00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:35,844
They'll all find out
sooner or later.
866
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,930
You're worthless to everybody.
867
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:53,195
You couldn't die alone.
868
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,240
You had to take all
your friends with you.
869
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,785
Wait 'til you see
this thing right here.
870
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,289
I'm-I'm a fly player,
I'm trying to make...
871
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:11,088
Go ahead, Ellis, keep lying.
872
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:16,218
She still won't love you,
why would she?
873
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,095
Just ask Jared.
874
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,685
So desperate for love?
875
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:26,687
But you know the truth.
876
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:27,980
You ain't shit.
877
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:32,443
How much time do you
think you have left?
878
00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:35,154
Hours, days?
879
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,616
Oh, that's just a prolong...
880
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,117
Oh, shit.
881
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,250
Open the door.
882
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,711
Shari, what happened?
883
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,423
Shit, what happened
to your neck?
884
00:43:58,802 --> 00:43:59,928
-But you felt it, right?
-Fuck that.
885
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,263
Me felt it?
886
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,307
-He followed me!
-You felt it too, right?
887
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,850
Motherfucker in my head.
888
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:07,895
What type of Scooby-doo
ass shit is this?
889
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:10,147
Okay, okay. All right.
Chill! Chill! Hey!
890
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,024
-What!
-Look, let's just stick
891
00:44:12,107 --> 00:44:13,484
-the fuck together, okay?
-That's what I said
892
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:14,568
-in the beginning.
-Okay, you're right--
893
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,321
Hey, hey, anybody
been in here yet?
894
00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:19,198
-No.
-No. I don't wanna go in there.
895
00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:20,699
-That shit, when we--
-We got no fucking choice!
896
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,743
Well, then you go first.
897
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,119
-Oh, come on.
-Somebody just went
through a window.
898
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,704
The ghost just went
through a window.
899
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:27,581
-Come on.
-Come on, safety.
-Fuck!
900
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,166
-I got you, don't worry.
-Shit, that's
some bullshit, man.
901
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:30,501
-You smell funny.
-My stomach nervous.
902
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:54,233
Hey, yo, it's a foot in here.
903
00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:57,695
Oh, no, what the fuck is that?
904
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,196
Hey, yo.
905
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:32,020
Hey, Shari, check this out.
906
00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:33,981
Look at what they're holding.
907
00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,525
That, oh, that's the
clarinet mystery comb.
908
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,404
That's Clauneck's misericorde.
909
00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,281
Y'all act like y'all
can't fucking read.
910
00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,158
Yeah.
911
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:46,368
It looks like
they worshiped this dude.
912
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,292
Hey, why he take his
glasses off to read?
913
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:54,668
What they for?
914
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,462
He's farsighted,
he can't see shit
915
00:45:56,545 --> 00:46:00,174
that's long way away,
but if it's right there,
916
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,675
he can see it.
917
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,844
He's the demon
that made him rich.
918
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:07,473
Matter of fact,
this is who they trying
919
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,475
to sacrifice us to, y'all.
920
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,810
"The one that feeds at dawn."
921
00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:17,065
"He who has granted mortals
their most untamed desires.
922
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:18,734
He who takes bountiful pleasure
923
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:21,320
and corrupting
the putrid souls of men."
924
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:23,822
It's a spell book, dumbass.
925
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,240
There's gotta be some dark shit
926
00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,492
in here that can help us out.
927
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,577
A Necromancy seance.
928
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,204
Let's do this.
929
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,706
That's the one.
930
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,542
Guys, I think
we are ready to go here.
931
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:36,752
So we all hold hands.
932
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:38,253
-I'll hold your hand.
-Okay.
933
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:41,256
Thank you, and hold hands, and--
934
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,925
-You sure?
-Yes.
935
00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:46,804
And you're gonna use
your heart and your mind.
936
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,431
And you are going to see
behind your eyelids,
937
00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:50,724
'cause you're gonna
close your eyes,
938
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,726
and you're gonna
see the biggest,
939
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:56,522
baddest motherfucker
you can imagine, okay?
940
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:57,981
-Okay.
-Let's do this.
941
00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:11,745
Shari, it's working.
942
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:18,836
-What the fuck?
-Oh, shit!
943
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,845
-Woo!
-Oh, fuck.
944
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,931
Is that who I think it is?
945
00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:33,433
Oh my God.
946
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:39,314
No, it can't be.
947
00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:46,905
Gram?
948
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:50,534
Oh, fuck.
949
00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:53,078
-Wait a minute.
-I was just smoking weed
950
00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:56,540
with Luther
and, where the fuck am I at?
951
00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,878
Ron, is that you?
952
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,173
Grandma, I-I'm sorry,
I-I-I didn't know.
953
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:08,635
-I didn't, I-I didn't--
-Oh, you mean to tell me
954
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,973
that you brought me
all the way from peaceful,
955
00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:16,184
beautiful Heaven
to this shithole you got me in?
956
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,270
Okay, Gram.
957
00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:20,564
I-I'm-I'm sorry I didn't,
I didn't know you was--
958
00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:24,192
You never take responsibility
for your own fucking actions.
959
00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,653
Okay, guys, we were
supposed to be manifesting
960
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,989
the biggest, baddest
motherfucking thug
961
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,283
we could imagine.
Who pictured Gram?
962
00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:32,784
I mean, honestly, I couldn't
think of anybody scarier.
963
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:34,286
Look at her shoulders.
964
00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:37,080
She ain't-- Real shit.
Me, too.
965
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,749
Okay, well, to keep it 100,
966
00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:40,375
-I was thinking about her, too.
-See?
967
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:42,920
Hey, hey, Grandma,
hey, we sorry
968
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,796
to interrupt
you little card game up there
969
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,757
with, with Prince
and Martin Luther King.
970
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,009
-He ain't up there.
-Wait, which one?
971
00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:53,013
Terrance Richards.
972
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:56,600
Oh, I should have known
your little delinquent ass
973
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:58,644
had something to do
with all of this.
974
00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:03,190
Always bringing my Ronald
into some bullshit.
975
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:06,485
You're right, you're right.
But we need you on this one.
976
00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:09,029
If you don't help us
on this one,
they probably gonna kill us.
977
00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:10,739
Ronald, what the fuck
is he talking about?
978
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:14,701
-Us.
-Yep.
979
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,620
Yep, Grandma,
that's them right there.
980
00:49:16,703 --> 00:49:19,790
-Those are the ones--
-Look, I'm sorry
981
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,668
to break up this
little family reunion,
982
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:27,839
but I'm afraid this party
is invite-only, Mammy.
983
00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:30,008
What the fuck you call me?
984
00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:33,428
I called you a Mammy 'cause
it's exactly what you are.
985
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:36,139
You are our mammy,
making our meals
986
00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:38,350
and breastfeeding our children,
987
00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:40,894
'cause that's what
Mammies love to do.
988
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:46,650
That's right, Mammy.
989
00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:48,402
Listen, let me
tell y'all something.
990
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,613
I ain't nobody's damn Mammy.
Y'all got me fucked-up.
991
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:53,824
Ooh, y'all about
to get fucked-up now.
992
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:57,077
Oh, what's that Marjorie?
993
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,455
I think some discipline
is in order.
994
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:03,041
Why don't you
fetch me my paddle?
995
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,419
Gladly.
996
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:14,094
-Fetch you your paddle.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
997
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:18,640
So, you actually think
you can, uh, tame my Black ass?
998
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:19,808
Ooh.
999
00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:24,855
I'm gonna do a lot more
than just tame that ass.
1000
00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:28,734
Ah, that's an
interesting strategy.
1001
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:33,572
Mm.
All I hear is talk, peckerwood.
1002
00:50:33,655 --> 00:50:35,824
-Yeah?
-Mm-hm.
1003
00:50:35,907 --> 00:50:37,909
You want some action, hmm?
1004
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,619
Mm-hm.
1005
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,709
Mm-mm.
1006
00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:49,046
What in the...
1007
00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:56,136
Put your clothes back on.
1008
00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:59,056
♪ Please, call ♪
1009
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:01,099
How's this for action?
1010
00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:02,851
- ♪ Sweet darlin' ♪
- Yeah!
1011
00:51:02,934 --> 00:51:04,561
-Oh, my-- No!
-Oh.
1012
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:05,979
This might be
a part of her plan.
1013
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,606
What plan?
1014
00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:12,402
This is so weird.
1015
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,279
But she's enjoying it, though.
1016
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:17,157
Who gives a fuck?
Leave my grandma alone!
1017
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,325
Watch out!
1018
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,994
Ah!
1019
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,582
It's like the porn
version of "Roots."
1020
00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:27,250
What the fuck is happening?
1021
00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:30,921
They ain't gonna let her
back in Heaven after this.
1022
00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,631
-They sure not.
-Mm-hmm.
1023
00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:34,883
You're going to Hell, Grandma!
1024
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:36,593
Ah!
1025
00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:38,095
Grandma, no!
1026
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:44,810
Man, you gotta spit that out.
Spit that out, Grandma.
1027
00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:48,355
-Come back, Ron.
-Oh, yeah.
1028
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,982
Oh.
1029
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,987
I ain't never seen
that much areola before.
1030
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,240
-Okay.
-That's great.
1031
00:51:58,323 --> 00:52:00,992
Even in the afterlife,
you get to buss.
1032
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,577
Oh!
1033
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,584
-Yeah!
-Hey, hey!
1034
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:14,464
Gusted. Ah.
1035
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:15,966
What the fuck?
1036
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:22,222
What is this place?
1037
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,144
Oh, shit, whoa.
1038
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,771
The fuck did he...
1039
00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:30,939
Where did you go?
1040
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,401
The fuck?
1041
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,366
It's been a long time
since I expelled
1042
00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:43,160
that much ectoplasm.
1043
00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:45,412
Mm, it's good to know
we've still got it.
1044
00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:48,999
We're lucky that those
imbeciles didn't know
1045
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,834
what the hell they were doing.
1046
00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:53,295
If they'd managed
to summon someone else,
1047
00:52:53,378 --> 00:52:54,838
this whole thing
would've been shot.
1048
00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:58,633
You are paranoid, Alton,
there's no way.
1049
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:03,054
Just a few hours more, my love.
1050
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:04,806
Just a few hours,
1051
00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:08,810
and we can finally
leave this place again
1052
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,813
to truly feel once more.
1053
00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:14,816
To live again.
1054
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,945
As long as we don't fail
as we did before,
1055
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:22,115
and allow our sacrifices
to escape.
1056
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:25,118
The consequences were
quite dire the last time
1057
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,287
Clauneck's wrath turned our way.
1058
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,499
Come, my love.
1059
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:34,002
Let's make certain
all is prepared for him.
1060
00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,942
So you're saying
they need two souls
1061
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:59,611
in order to repay their debt
back to Clauneck.
1062
00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:01,321
And then two more
to get their old bodies back
1063
00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:02,948
so they can do this shit
all over again.
1064
00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:05,075
-Yeah, like interest.
-Fuck.
1065
00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:07,077
And y'all think that's real?
1066
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,662
That second-chance shit?
1067
00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:10,664
It-it sounded like it,
1068
00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:13,625
but-but what's even crazier
when the ghost possessed me,
1069
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,543
he showed me a bunch of things.
1070
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:16,962
Like what?
1071
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,713
Like, you know,
we could find stuff
1072
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:22,342
around here that maybe help us
get a jump on 'em.
1073
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,636
Matter of fact, Shari,
did you see anything
1074
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,596
when you looked at the book
about possessions?
1075
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,474
Yes, sir, there's a binding
spell to trap spirits.
1076
00:54:29,557 --> 00:54:32,894
But they only last
for about a few minutes.
1077
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:36,773
Yeah, but that's long enough
for us to figure all this out
1078
00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:38,525
and get the hell up outta here.
1079
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:43,280
Okay, but, uh, who we going
to use as bait, not it.
1080
00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:45,949
Mm-mm.
1081
00:54:47,742 --> 00:54:49,494
I'll do it.
1082
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:52,497
-What?
-I said I'll do it.
1083
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:56,376
I take the risk, that's
usually how it go, right, Ron?
1084
00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:58,503
Look, all you gotta do
is put me
1085
00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:01,464
somewhere we know
they gonna be watching.
1086
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,758
T, You sure you wanna do this?
1087
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:05,135
What I got to lose?
1088
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,763
All right,
thank you for your service.
1089
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:11,182
-I got you.
-Mm-hmm.
1090
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,809
All right, y'all ready?
1091
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,021
I got this.
1092
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:18,148
Hey, motherfucker,
where you at?
1093
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:21,109
You try so hard to be racist,
1094
00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:22,444
but you love Black people.
1095
00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:26,448
So much that you
want to be Black.
1096
00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:28,992
Yeah, I get it, we're amazing.
1097
00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:30,952
We dance better than y'all.
1098
00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:32,787
We age better.
1099
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,415
We're more talented.
1100
00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:38,084
Yeah, you wish you could fuck
like a Black man.
1101
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:41,087
Motherfucker's
weak-ass immune system
1102
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,465
can't even go outside
in the sun.
1103
00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:45,050
Yeah, you obsessed.
1104
00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:47,886
You love Black people.
1105
00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:51,514
That got his attention.
1106
00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:53,433
So, what do you say, T,
1107
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:56,436
you want to show this white boy
1108
00:55:56,519 --> 00:55:58,855
-how to fuck?
-Are y'all ready?
1109
00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:10,825
Now, Shari!
1110
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:22,962
-Release me now!
-No, fuck that, okay?
1111
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:25,048
We ain't doing none of that
'til you get us outta here, huh?
1112
00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:26,674
Let us out.
1113
00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:29,886
I guess
we're just at a stalemate
1114
00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:33,890
because all I have to do
is wait 'til dawn,
1115
00:56:33,973 --> 00:56:37,977
and let Lord Clauneck
deal with your transgressions.
1116
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,023
Damn, he's right,
the clock is ticking, man.
1117
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,775
He's got the upper hand still.
1118
00:56:43,858 --> 00:56:46,152
No, no, fuck all that,
he's in a mortal body right now.
1119
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,948
And I can feel
just how weak it is.
1120
00:56:50,031 --> 00:56:51,950
What are you talking about?
1121
00:56:52,033 --> 00:56:54,244
He's still sick.
1122
00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:55,912
He tricked you.
1123
00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:57,997
He's dying.
1124
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,628
No, T said they caught it
before anything happened.
1125
00:57:03,711 --> 00:57:05,422
We're not falling
for your bullshit, man.
1126
00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:07,340
Open the fucking door.
1127
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,926
You want to know what your
friend thinks of you, Ronald?
1128
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:13,513
He hates you the most.
1129
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:15,140
Just shut up,
just-just shut up!
1130
00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:18,685
It's right, Ronald,
it's all Ronald's fault.
1131
00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:22,105
He let T take the blame.
1132
00:57:22,188 --> 00:57:24,399
Take the blame?
1133
00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:28,278
Remember in high school,
where you defaced the statue
1134
00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:31,865
of the great Robert E. Lee?
1135
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:34,534
Shut the fuck up.
1136
00:57:34,617 --> 00:57:35,785
Just shut up.
1137
00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:40,206
♪ Shari ♪
1138
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,834
Do you want to know
what he thinks of you?
1139
00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:46,754
Particularly, because he
thought of you quite often.
1140
00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:51,593
That time under the bleachers
1141
00:57:51,676 --> 00:57:53,052
at the volleyball game,
1142
00:57:55,096 --> 00:58:00,185
where things got a little
steamy with the school Jezebel.
1143
00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,353
- Stop, no.
1144
00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:04,272
Did we get him?
1145
00:58:04,355 --> 00:58:07,400
I've never
been in a woman before.
1146
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:10,987
Oh.
1147
00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:14,491
Ellis.
1148
00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:19,037
You were gonna let him hurt
this beautiful mocha body,
1149
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,997
you lust for?
1150
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,790
She'll never fuck you.
1151
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:28,922
All she sees
when she looks at you
1152
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:33,218
is that same pathetic, nerdy
loser from high school.
1153
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,679
She thinks your dick is little.
1154
00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:43,937
But don't worry,
1155
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:46,898
because she's an even
bigger loser than you are.
1156
00:58:46,981 --> 00:58:51,069
She makes all her travel videos
on a green screen,
1157
00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:53,238
and she doesn't really
have any sponsorship,
1158
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,323
and she pays for all
of her followers.
1159
00:58:57,116 --> 00:58:58,701
She's pathetic.
1160
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:00,745
Believe me.
1161
00:59:00,828 --> 00:59:04,624
The shame and self-loathing
she feels
1162
00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:09,212
is clear as day,
besides I'm inside of her,
1163
00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:10,713
and you'll never be.
1164
00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:14,008
Get out of her!
1165
00:59:14,092 --> 00:59:18,930
Whoa, the hits just keep on
hitting, don't they?
1166
00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:24,310
Let me tell you about
your dear friend, Ellis.
1167
00:59:26,521 --> 00:59:31,359
He got fired for running his
own company into the ground.
1168
00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:38,825
He's months away
from being in the streets
1169
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:42,120
like the bum-ass nigger he is.
1170
00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:45,123
-The fuck you call me?
-It's okay, Ellis, settle down.
1171
00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:47,917
I can say it, I'm Black now.
1172
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:51,838
Deep down, he thinks
that there's no way out.
1173
00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:57,385
Part of him actually
welcomes the coming dawn,
1174
00:59:57,468 --> 01:00:02,557
so he doesn't have to end
his own pathetic life.
1175
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:08,354
Wow, now this is
a fun one, Ronald.
1176
01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:15,653
Oh, Ronald. Ronald, Ronald.
1177
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:19,907
Joanne.
1178
01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:22,702
Yes, your Joanne.
Your beautiful Joanne.
1179
01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:24,746
When she was leaving you
1180
01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:28,416
and she was looking
for a place to stay,
1181
01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:32,629
guess who she called
for real estate advice?
1182
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,424
Motherfucker!
1183
01:00:46,851 --> 01:00:50,688
Last and very much the least...
1184
01:00:52,148 --> 01:00:55,401
Old Ronnie.
1185
01:00:56,944 --> 01:01:00,448
The biggest loser
of the group of losers,
1186
01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:05,495
hm, whose marriage is
falling apart.
1187
01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:09,082
Oh, he is a man that
doesn't take responsibility.
1188
01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:12,126
He calls himself a friend.
He's not a friend.
1189
01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:15,797
What type of friend would
1190
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,758
let one of their best friends
take the fall
1191
01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:21,386
for something they did?
1192
01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:23,513
That's right, Terence.
1193
01:01:23,596 --> 01:01:26,349
He ruined your life.
1194
01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:28,643
He put you on a path
to nowhere.
1195
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,606
And didn't ever think
about it again.
1196
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,441
But you know
what's even crazier?
1197
01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:39,028
None of you
are actually real friends.
1198
01:01:41,614 --> 01:01:45,201
You are all
selfish bastards.
1199
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:50,331
You only do things
for self-gain.
1200
01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:51,791
So us killing you?
1201
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:53,960
We're actually
doing you a favor.
1202
01:01:56,045 --> 01:02:00,258
That's right, you can
call this a, um... A mercy gift.
1203
01:02:00,341 --> 01:02:04,470
You'll all be dead,
and no one will even miss you.
1204
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,435
Ah, this is gonna be fun.
1205
01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:17,150
See you later, my friends.
1206
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,620
Y'all don't see
what they trying to do?
1207
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,956
Yeah, and it's working. Fuck you
for bringing us here, T.
1208
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:36,586
But at least
we're still here, right?
1209
01:02:36,669 --> 01:02:38,379
You know somethin' man,
fuck you.
1210
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:41,174
This is bullshit.
1211
01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:45,636
What the fuck you looking at?
1212
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,472
Sick-ass nigga.
1213
01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:50,433
Fuck, man.
1214
01:03:33,684 --> 01:03:35,812
Ron.
1215
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:41,776
Ron.
1216
01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:43,820
- Ron.
- Grandma!
1217
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:49,367
You scared me.
1218
01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:54,121
When you gonna stop being
such a pussy?
1219
01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:59,252
You know how bad I wanna brag
about my grandson to Bernie Mac?
1220
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:02,296
But ain't no way
I can brag about you
1221
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:05,883
or say you my blood
with the way you been acting.
1222
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,886
Oh, the-the-the-the way
I've been acting?
1223
01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:12,557
Child, women need pleasure, too.
1224
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,643
I know Rosa Parks
may have sat on some bus seats,
1225
01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:18,771
but I bet she had
a whole lot more fun
1226
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,940
sitting on some faces,
too, baby.
1227
01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:22,817
Babe.
1228
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:24,360
-What?
-Mm.
1229
01:04:24,443 --> 01:04:26,571
You need me to show you
where the clitoris is
1230
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:27,822
while I'm still here?
1231
01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:29,365
No, I don't need
you to show me
1232
01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:31,325
where no clitoris is, okay?
1233
01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:33,703
I just need you to stop
being a fucking ho.
1234
01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:37,832
I'm sorry, I didn't--
I-- You know,
1235
01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:39,333
talk into Grandma good ear.
1236
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:40,751
Say that again.
1237
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:44,130
I said you was-- Being a...
1238
01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:45,506
-A--
-No, no.
1239
01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,008
Say it, say it, say it.
1240
01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:48,926
Say it with your chest,
like you just said.
1241
01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:52,513
-Fucking...
-Ho! That's what I thought.
1242
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,390
I will fuck you up.
1243
01:04:54,473 --> 01:04:57,184
I will go west side up in here.
1244
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,228
You know I don't play this.
1245
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:01,022
Let me calm down.
1246
01:05:01,105 --> 01:05:03,441
Ooh, almost gave you
a heavenly ass-whooping.
1247
01:05:03,524 --> 01:05:05,568
Let calm down.
1248
01:05:05,651 --> 01:05:07,570
Okay.
1249
01:05:07,653 --> 01:05:12,992
Whew, now I know
I gave you tough love
1250
01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:15,912
when you was growing up,
and you needed that.
1251
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:23,544
But I also know
that maybe my tough love was
1252
01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:25,379
a little too tough
on you sometimes.
1253
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:31,260
Maybe you learn to be
less afraid of this world,
1254
01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:35,431
but it ain't never too late
to switch things up.
1255
01:05:35,514 --> 01:05:38,184
No more hiding,
no more excuses.
1256
01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:41,228
No more blaming anybody else
1257
01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,482
for who you turned out to be.
1258
01:05:44,565 --> 01:05:48,986
Take some responsibility
for your own actions.
1259
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:52,031
Now I want you to do
this for me, if you will.
1260
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,784
I want you to take
your narrow Black ass
1261
01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:56,410
right on out the door,
1262
01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:58,621
and do what the fuck
you're supposed to do.
1263
01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:00,122
You hear me?
1264
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,041
Don't bring me back
no "Who is she?"
1265
01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:05,586
One more thing.
On a serious note...
1266
01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:10,800
You apologize to T.
1267
01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:15,388
You make it right.
You make it right.
1268
01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:18,975
You got my blood in you.
1269
01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:22,812
Now, I'm gonna be watching you.
1270
01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:25,773
I love you, son.
1271
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:30,987
I love you too, Grandma.
1272
01:06:40,871 --> 01:06:42,790
Do you mind if I join you?
1273
01:06:42,873 --> 01:06:45,292
Yeah, of course, come sit.
1274
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:50,423
And I promise, um,
I won't try anything.
1275
01:06:52,216 --> 01:06:54,552
And I'm sorry if it
comes off that way,
1276
01:06:54,635 --> 01:06:58,347
like that's the only thing
I'm interested in with you,
1277
01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:01,851
'cause you should know that
there is nothing about you
1278
01:07:01,934 --> 01:07:04,186
that I'm not interested in.
1279
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:06,731
I'm for real, like everything,
you're-you're-you--
1280
01:07:06,814 --> 01:07:09,108
Your wit, your fearlessness,
1281
01:07:10,609 --> 01:07:12,945
your ambition, your drive.
1282
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:16,490
It's why I devoted
myself night and day to...
1283
01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:19,535
...building
a multimillion-dollar company
1284
01:07:19,618 --> 01:07:21,454
to try and finally impress you.
1285
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,375
Yeah, I named it after you.
1286
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:29,754
Wow.
1287
01:07:29,837 --> 01:07:32,965
I'm surprised I never
realized that.
1288
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,717
You didn't look
at the letters and see,
1289
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,427
"Oh, that-- That's my name."
1290
01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:40,931
No, I'm not
that into myself, I guess.
1291
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,933
Well, I'm into you.
1292
01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:47,396
Oh, well, I guess I kind
1293
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,982
of always liked your
Jiminy Cricket-headed self too.
1294
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,735
Mm.
1295
01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:57,073
The truth is,
I was always scared.
1296
01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:02,078
I know.
1297
01:08:04,663 --> 01:08:06,123
What you scared of?
1298
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:07,166
Being happy.
1299
01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:10,377
Losing it.
1300
01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:17,384
Opening up to the guy
who's always been there for me.
1301
01:08:17,468 --> 01:08:19,345
No questions asked
my entire life.
1302
01:08:27,561 --> 01:08:28,729
It's too late now.
1303
01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,149
Our lives about to be over.
1304
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:34,568
Hmm.
1305
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,112
What you talking about?
1306
01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:40,533
We still got 45 minutes.
1307
01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,535
Oh, word?
1308
01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:46,247
♪ You get on top of me
You know it ain't fair ♪
1309
01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:48,916
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
1310
01:08:48,999 --> 01:08:50,918
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
1311
01:08:51,001 --> 01:08:54,964
♪ Boy, you're so hot to me
You know it ain't fair ♪
1312
01:08:55,047 --> 01:08:57,049
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
1313
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,425
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
-♪ Kiss me right there ♪
1314
01:08:58,509 --> 01:09:00,803
T, can I, uh...
1315
01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:02,179
Can I holla at you real quick?
1316
01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,565
Okay, um...
1317
01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:17,153
Look, I don't even really
know where to start, but...
1318
01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:21,699
First, let me start
by apologizing.
1319
01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:26,162
Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry.
1320
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:31,584
I'm sorry for letting you
take the fall.
1321
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,837
Sorry for not saying anything.
1322
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,881
I-I'm sorry for being
a terrible friend,
1323
01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:38,883
'cause honestly,
you wasn't just my friend.
1324
01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:40,676
You really was my brother.
1325
01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:42,386
And for me
not to be there for you
1326
01:09:42,469 --> 01:09:44,805
was totally wrong
on my part, man.
1327
01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:47,057
I'm sorry.
1328
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,067
It's all good, bro.
1329
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:02,072
I mean, you ain't make me
make the choices that I made.
1330
01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:06,911
It's consequences
of my own actions.
1331
01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:08,204
You know what I'm saying?
1332
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,041
I meant what I said
about just, you know,
1333
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,835
Just being with y'all, man.
1334
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:18,130
Those was some of the best days
of my life, bro.
1335
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:20,466
You the best friend
I ever had, bro.
1336
01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:26,347
I just wanted
that feeling, you know,
1337
01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,310
just one more time
before I hung the jersey up.
1338
01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:33,187
You know what I'm saying?
1339
01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:42,196
We're good, bro.
1340
01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:49,453
Put the hand up, man.
1341
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:53,165
Come here.
1342
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:54,583
Come on.
1343
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,543
-I love you, man.
-Love you, too, bro.
1344
01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:02,716
All right, look, uh...
1345
01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,262
Let's, uh, let's get out here.
1346
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:08,097
Let's-let's find
Shari and Ellis.
1347
01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,892
Yeah, man, let's get
the fuck outta here, man.
1348
01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:13,143
I mean,
maybe find you some tissue.
1349
01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:15,062
You got that Viola Davis snot.
1350
01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:16,563
Hey, fuck you, man.
1351
01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,774
See it, man, you play
too fucking much, bro.
1352
01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:20,859
I'm fucking about to die,
you playing.
1353
01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:41,630
Hey, what the fuck
y'all doing?
1354
01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:43,340
What the fuck
it look like we doing?
1355
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:45,134
-That's what I'm talking about.
-Shit!
1356
01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:46,844
-Still look good.
-Hey, snap out of it.
1357
01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:48,804
Okay, focus.
1358
01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:51,223
Look, y'all, look, we gotta
take these assholes down,
1359
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,683
and we only got like
20 minutes to do it.
1360
01:11:52,766 --> 01:11:54,059
So, what's the point?
1361
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,811
We-- Heh.
We can't beat them.
1362
01:11:55,894 --> 01:11:58,689
I thought the same thing
a few minutes ago.
1363
01:11:58,772 --> 01:12:01,233
And I get it, look,
we're-we're all liars, right?
1364
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,610
We lie to each other.
We lie to ourselves.
1365
01:12:03,694 --> 01:12:05,612
We just a bunch of fuck-ups,
we're all that stuff.
1366
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:07,865
But one thing about us,
when we come together
1367
01:12:07,948 --> 01:12:10,242
as fuck-ups,
we make shit happen.
1368
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:13,579
We are good as a group
of fuck-ups, as one.
1369
01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:16,457
Yeah, we-we should
come together, right?
1370
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,542
No.
1371
01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:20,961
It's your turn
to come up with a plan.
So, what we doing?
1372
01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:23,839
All right, yeah, you know
something, I got this shit.
1373
01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:26,633
I got a great plan,
but before I give it to y'all,
1374
01:12:26,717 --> 01:12:28,510
can Ellis put his
fucking shirt on first?
1375
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,971
Goddamn, you hating, bro.
1376
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,390
-Put your shirt on.
-This is hard work
and dedication.
1377
01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:35,559
-Baby nipples.
-These are man nipples.
1378
01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:37,603
No, it look good
than a motherfucker.
1379
01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:38,812
You gotta see my shit,
though.
1380
01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:40,064
T, relax.
1381
01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:41,190
-Man, fuck you.
-Fuck you.
1382
01:12:41,273 --> 01:12:42,649
-Fuck you.
-Fuck you.
1383
01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:44,234
Hey, man, fuck you.
1384
01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:46,195
Welcome, tributes.
1385
01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:50,199
Once again, we assemble
in joyous anticipation
1386
01:12:50,282 --> 01:12:52,034
of our dark lord's return.
1387
01:12:52,117 --> 01:12:54,661
For tonight, He feasts!
1388
01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:56,872
Give praise and bear witness,
1389
01:12:56,955 --> 01:13:00,042
you who have devoted
your souls to his glory.
1390
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:03,212
It is time
for our unholy communion.
1391
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:07,591
Okay, guys, I'm telling you,
I got the plan of all plans.
1392
01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:08,801
I hope y'all ready.
Y'all ready?
1393
01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:10,219
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay, here we go.
1394
01:13:10,302 --> 01:13:11,720
-Now the knife that they--
-No, no,
1395
01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:13,764
it's Clauneck's misericorde.
1396
01:13:15,516 --> 01:13:17,142
-Thanks, T.
-Read a book, nigga, damn.
1397
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,602
-Cool.
-Like I said, the knife--
1398
01:13:18,685 --> 01:13:21,313
It's the Clauneck's
misericorde.
1399
01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:24,900
Clauneck's misericorde.
1400
01:13:24,983 --> 01:13:26,568
-Yeah.
-Does that make you happy?
1401
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:28,278
What y'all doing, we got
20 minutes, hurry up.
1402
01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:30,239
Okay, you're right, look,
1403
01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:32,324
-all I'm saying is that the--
-Clauneck's misericorde--
1404
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,034
Is what they probably used
in the first place
1405
01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:36,662
to strike a deal with old boy.
And I'm telling you,
1406
01:13:36,745 --> 01:13:39,706
I think this thing
packs a lot of power,
1407
01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:42,543
which means that's why
they want it so bad
1408
01:13:42,626 --> 01:13:45,045
so they could possibly strike
another deal with him.
1409
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:48,340
All right, so we find it,
we kill their plans.
1410
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:51,176
Matter of fact, we find it,
and we kill their asses.
1411
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,594
Yes.
1412
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:54,096
That's right,
we get rid of 'em, man.
1413
01:13:54,179 --> 01:13:55,848
Matter of fact,
we make them the sacrifices
1414
01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:58,308
and fucking destroy
their grandma fucking asses.
1415
01:13:58,392 --> 01:13:59,852
-Yes--
-Nasty motherfuck--
1416
01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:01,311
They fucked my grandma,
they fucked my grandma.
1417
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:03,272
Where do we think we find it?
1418
01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:04,314
Look, when the ghost
went inside of me--
1419
01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:06,191
-Hey, yo.
-Pause.
1420
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,026
Guys, guys, you are silly.
1421
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,862
Look, I'm just saying when
the ghost came inside of me--
1422
01:14:09,945 --> 01:14:10,863
Oh, you gonna
double down on that?
1423
01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:12,364
Another pause.
1424
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,949
Okay, you get it,
you know what I meant.
1425
01:14:14,032 --> 01:14:16,785
When the ghost possessed me,
the ghost showed me
1426
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,412
where the knife
could possibly be.
1427
01:14:18,495 --> 01:14:20,080
-Mm.
-And look here, guys.
1428
01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:23,125
This is our time to shine.
1429
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,377
And more than anything,
1430
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,171
I'm excited
we're finally coming together.
1431
01:14:31,925 --> 01:14:34,219
-Let's do this.
-Let's do this shit, huh?
1432
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,971
Yeah!
1433
01:14:36,054 --> 01:14:37,723
-That was lame as fuck.
-It was.
1434
01:14:37,806 --> 01:14:39,266
He was in your head while
you was giving him head.
1435
01:14:39,349 --> 01:14:40,642
I did not say that.
1436
01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:58,452
This is it.
1437
01:14:58,535 --> 01:15:00,037
This is exactly it.
1438
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:04,500
Hey, hey, wait,
there the dagger.
1439
01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:17,429
He is arriving.
1440
01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:48,919
You thought you could
fuck with me?
1441
01:16:08,063 --> 01:16:10,649
-Now, he feasts.
-Now, he feasts.
1442
01:16:14,903 --> 01:16:17,906
Whoa, where the, fuck--?
Who are you people?
1443
01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:20,117
Oh, that's spooky.
1444
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:24,621
Oh, Ellis, mm,
something's wrong.
1445
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:26,456
Don't look at me.
1446
01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:32,754
I remember you, assholes.
1447
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:35,048
Especially, you!
1448
01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:37,509
You did this thing.
1449
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:38,468
What's this?
1450
01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:43,098
Jared?
1451
01:16:43,181 --> 01:16:43,974
Yes, master.
1452
01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:46,435
Watch him!
1453
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:51,398
What the fuck just happened?
1454
01:16:51,481 --> 01:16:53,567
-Y'all okay?
-Hell fucking no.
1455
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:56,570
The dagger, woo, Alton!
1456
01:16:58,739 --> 01:16:59,990
Shit.
1457
01:17:01,074 --> 01:17:03,452
Yeah, yeah!
1458
01:17:03,535 --> 01:17:05,704
No!
1459
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,831
No! My love!
1460
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:19,509
Yeah!
1461
01:17:36,109 --> 01:17:40,489
This is it. Your whole life
has led to this single moment.
1462
01:17:40,572 --> 01:17:42,783
You have a choice
to make, Terrance.
1463
01:17:42,866 --> 01:17:46,995
Turn your friends' souls over
to me, and I'll cure you.
1464
01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:50,207
And you can live the rest
of your life with freedom
1465
01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:53,001
that they've all had
and wasted.
1466
01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:55,796
Or sacrifice yourself to me
1467
01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:58,340
and join me
in eternal damnation.
1468
01:17:58,423 --> 01:18:01,301
The choice is yours, Terrance.
1469
01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:04,638
Yourself or your friends.
1470
01:18:04,721 --> 01:18:09,851
What will you do?
1471
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:29,746
I'm like-- Misericorde.
1472
01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:32,290
Glowing and everything,
ain't he?
1473
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:34,084
-T, no!
-T!
1474
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,530
I mean, yeah,
it's not the beach
1475
01:19:03,613 --> 01:19:05,699
but it's definitely
still a nice spot, right?
1476
01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:07,868
-Mm-hmm.
-I got us a good rate.
1477
01:19:07,951 --> 01:19:09,745
I'm telling you,
we can turn this thing
1478
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:11,705
into something real nice
with all the money we got.
1479
01:19:11,788 --> 01:19:14,708
I can't believe that
crusty-rusty old mansion shit
1480
01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:17,294
is actually worth so much,
right?
1481
01:19:17,377 --> 01:19:19,838
T was low-key a genius
1482
01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:21,923
for breaking into that spot,
I mean.
1483
01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:23,800
Yeah, you probably right.
1484
01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:25,552
He was blessing
in disguise, huh?
1485
01:19:25,635 --> 01:19:27,012
Mm-hm.
1486
01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:29,181
- When crime pays--
- Crime pays.
1487
01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:31,516
Yeah.
1488
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,393
You know, so that's
why we gotta run it back.
1489
01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:35,312
That's why we doing this, right,
so we can make more money.
1490
01:19:35,395 --> 01:19:38,398
But it doesn't feel
exactly right doing this
1491
01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:40,484
without T being here
to celebrate this with us.
1492
01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:46,782
But think about how much money
we get if we sell this.
1493
01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:51,620
Maybe we should hold onto it.
1494
01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:56,500
Yeah.
1495
01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:57,667
Yeah, come on, put it up.
1496
01:19:57,751 --> 01:19:59,503
Yeah, we're not selling this.
1497
01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:01,046
-Yeah.
-You wanna, uh,
1498
01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:02,798
help me, uh,
set up this office?
1499
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:04,424
I got a lot of stuff in there.
1500
01:20:04,508 --> 01:20:06,468
I just need help
setting up, I think.
1501
01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:07,928
Hmm. We're just gonna--
1502
01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:09,304
-No, I know what y'all doing?
-Go.
1503
01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:11,139
Do y'all think
I'm stupid, y'all?
1504
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,724
Y'all ain't about to be in
there setting up nothing.
1505
01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,810
-Yeah, we gonna set it up.
-You're holding hands.
1506
01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:16,019
You making the fuck-
1507
01:20:16,102 --> 01:20:17,395
Don't be
fucking in there, okay?
1508
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:18,688
This is--
This is a place of work.
1509
01:20:18,772 --> 01:20:19,815
Hi, Ron.
1510
01:20:24,736 --> 01:20:26,279
Joanna, what are
you doing here?
1511
01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:28,990
Listen, I know
things are not the best
1512
01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:30,909
between us right now,
1513
01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:34,454
but I heard about T, so I
just wanted to check in on you
1514
01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:37,707
'cause it sounds like
you've been through a lot.
1515
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:40,836
Yeah, you are right,
I have been through a lot,
1516
01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:43,630
and thank you
for checking in on me.
1517
01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:45,757
I appreciate that.
1518
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:47,509
But I-I've been good,
you know?
1519
01:20:47,592 --> 01:20:50,846
I've been really strong, and
honestly, I credit that to you.
1520
01:20:52,889 --> 01:20:54,641
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah, for real,
1521
01:20:54,724 --> 01:20:56,226
like you put me through
a lot of bullshit.
1522
01:20:58,228 --> 01:21:00,355
Because of that bullshit,
I'm a stronger person.
1523
01:21:00,438 --> 01:21:02,148
You know we both
made mistakes, right?
1524
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:06,069
Nah, nah, I mean,
I didn't, I didn't do a lot.
1525
01:21:06,152 --> 01:21:07,737
I was really just
committed to you.
1526
01:21:07,821 --> 01:21:11,950
You-you had a half-naked man
in our kitchen.
1527
01:21:12,033 --> 01:21:14,160
-He was the handyman.
-He was no damn handyman.
1528
01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:15,996
You know damn well
he was no handyman, but,
1529
01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:17,789
but I'm not petty like that.
1530
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:22,335
I've moved on because
I've-I've forgiven you.
1531
01:21:22,419 --> 01:21:24,087
I forgive you.
1532
01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:26,131
That's what I came here
for to say I'm willing
1533
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:28,758
to forgive you if you are
willing to forgive me.
1534
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,176
Cool, It's crazy
to forgive people
1535
01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:32,053
for shit they didn't do.
1536
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:35,140
But it's all good, you know,
some, this is a good time.
1537
01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:38,059
Especially when forgiveness
is in play to start over.
1538
01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,730
That's exactly
what I'm saying.
1539
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:46,443
Well, I love that. I love
the idea of starting over.
1540
01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:50,697
But without you.
1541
01:21:51,656 --> 01:21:53,408
What, what do you mean?
1542
01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:56,411
I mean I don't wanna...
1543
01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:02,751
Just me starting over alone.
1544
01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:04,920
Okay, Ron.
1545
01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:09,591
Good luck, I'm proud of you.
1546
01:22:09,674 --> 01:22:11,718
Proud of you, too.
1547
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,931
That's right, okay,
well, take care.
1548
01:22:24,898 --> 01:22:28,193
Fuck Joanna,
plenty bad bitches out here.
1549
01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:29,653
T is that you?
1550
01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:32,447
He's mine now.
1551
01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:38,912
Yeah, yes, it is.
1552
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:43,249
True.
1553
01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:47,003
We here.
1554
01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:49,339
Multiply.
1555
01:22:49,422 --> 01:22:50,507
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
1556
01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:51,967
Yeah.
1557
01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:53,802
Yo, that's me.
1558
01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:56,304
Yo, that's me.
1559
01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:59,641
I gotta vocalize after rounds
of Coke and Hennessey.
1560
01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:03,812
I gotta multiply by
putting little niggas on cheap.
1561
01:23:03,895 --> 01:23:07,482
I keep an open mind There ain't
no limit on what a nigga can be.
1562
01:23:24,582 --> 01:23:27,669
Yes, my lord.
1563
01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:29,295
They have the blade.
1564
01:23:31,214 --> 01:23:33,508
They belong to you now.
1565
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:37,053
Yeah.
1566
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,893
You will be rewarded,
Ratface George.
1567
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:48,314
It's George.
It's just George! Damn!
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