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How sloppy.
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When we fought last summer you had more backbone, didn't you?
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I've pretty much been holding back this time, entirely.
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I appreciate that.
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Anyway, what are you after...
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challenging me to a fight all of a sudden?
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A lot of things have hit a stopping point for me,
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so I thought maybe I'd see if I could get some training from you, Kagenui-san.
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I was thinking it'd be nice if, the next time I'm met with a difficult situation,
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I could deal with it as deftly as you, and without relying on my vampirism.
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Oh, I see. That's what this is about.
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But you should probably give up on that.
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If you were to try and learn my technique from me like this in live battle practice,
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you would die before you learned it.
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Just why exactly do you think I've sent Yotsugi to invade your house?
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For a little while at least,
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I've made it so that you should be able to go without being bothered by oddity affairs.
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It's just that, it's a little painful going about my day to day life protected by two little girls.
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And that is exactly why you can't
carelessly make a move, now isn't it?
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It's the same for them, too.
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In any case, you shouldn't be doing extreme things like trying to learn anything from me.
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Why did you get involved with
oddities and ghost stories, Kagenui?
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It probably started back in kindergarten, when I punched some irritating kid.
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Thinking about it now, that brat might have been possessed by some awful thing or another, too.
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Well, that was from back before I specialized in immortal oddities.
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So, the reason you specialize in
taking on immortal oddities now,
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is because it's impossible to overdo it, right?
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Turning that around, that would mean that you've overdone it quite a lot of times before, wouldn't it?
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Is your profession perhaps based on this?
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I suppose you could say that.
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You sure have a lot of questions.
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What, do you want me to join as well?
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To the fabled 'Araragi harem' or whatever you call it.
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Why does she know about that?!
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Er, no. No such scandalous organization actually exists.
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It'd be nice if I could become
enough of a big-shot to woo you.
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Though right now I'm more worried about staying human than getting big.
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Don't worry, if you do lose your humanity, I'll be here to beat you to death.
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Hey, Kagenui?
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What is it?
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How are you and Ononoki related to each other?
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My relationship with Yotsugi?
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As you already know, I'm the
exorcist and she is my familiar.
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But, well, Ononoki does refer to you as 'big sister,' now doesn't she?
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She does.
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So, I was wondering if you two had a kind of sisterly relationship or something.
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If you're gonna say that, it's like this:
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She says big brother when referring to you, too, doesn't she?
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She says big brother and big sister when referring to most people.
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Big brother Oshino
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Big brother Kaiki
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Yes... but,
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she calls you just 'big sister.'
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Well, aren't you the perceptive fellow.
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Or maybe you have good intuition?
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Well, it's not really something worth hiding,
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and it wouldn't really matter if I told you,
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but being asked so formally makes me not want to tell you, somehow.
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Then, you won't tell me?
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No, I'm not saying I won't.
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I also won't charge or put you to work,
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so you can rest easy on that front.
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Okay then,
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how about a continuation of our battle?
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Just one shot.
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If you manage to land just one shot while matched against me,
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I'll tell you then.
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Yotsugi's true identity.
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Magical incantation
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And so that's why, Karen, it's your turn.
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Um, what exactly do you mean by 'that's why'?
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I-can't-talk-about-the-details,
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but-there's-this-person-who's-strong-as-an-ox.
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so-strong-that-I'm-utterly-powerless-against-them,
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but-I-want-to-land-a-punch-on-them.
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Is there anything I can do?
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who
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exactly
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does
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my
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brother
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think
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I am?
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I am a martial artist who walks the path of martial arts.
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Even if I knew a method to practice violence, there's no way I'd teach it to an amateur like you, bro.
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Don't talk like that.
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I'll fondle your breasts
anytime you like from now on.
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Oh, really? Well, with a condition like that, then I am also prepared to concede...
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Nothing!
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There is no time when I'd like to get my breasts fondled by my brother!
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Think about it, Karen.
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Having your breasts fondled by your brother when you'd like,
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vs. having your breasts fondled when you'd wouldn't like.
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Which is better?
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Oh! I'd prefer getting fondled when I'd like!
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It's obvious once you compare them!
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That's my bro, you're so smart!
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That's my Karen.
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You're so dumb
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Alright, got it.
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It's not my policy to take on apprentices, but I'll make a special exception for my bro.
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So what would you do for example?
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If you'd want to land a punch on a person who is clearly stronger than you, what would you do?
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It's impossible!
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No, seriously.
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Under those terms, it'd be difficult to get in a punch versus that person, wouldn't it?
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Even if it didn't have to be a clean hit.
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It'd be difficult even to get in behind their guard, wouldn't it?
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Yeah. I told you, I'm utterly powerless.
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If there's such a difference in ability,
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then you just shouldn't fight them.
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Martial arts says you should run away.
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Actually, from what you've told me, I'm guessing it's like this:
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If you can land a punch on this person,
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they'll answer a question of yours,
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or something like that, right?
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Yeah, exactly.
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That's a pretty good inference coming from you, Karen.
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Aren't you just being refused indirectly?
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I bet you asked something insensitive.
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So maybe you've just been driven away
without being exposed to the sharp edges.
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At some point you've started to wonder only about how to land a shot on this person
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instead of about whether or not your question will get answered, haven't you?
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What the?!
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I see.
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So that must be how Kagenui
expresses her adult considerations.
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Well in that case, what should I do in response?
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How should I know!
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Think about it yourself!
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But if it were me,
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I'd do my best so that this person, who was so considerate of me, wouldn't lose face.
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At the least, I'd make sure that they didn't find out that I saw through their excuse to propose the fight.
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So as to give nonchalant concern to Kagenui
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by way of hiding my intention to respond to her sentiment,
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I'll need some kind of excuse for when I face her.
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So that means I'll have to think of some way to get a shot in on her,
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not to win against her, but to lose gracefully.
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I'm at a complete standstill.
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Now for the epilogue, or rather, the punchline.
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To construct a false chance of victory,
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I basically followed the same method I took when I fought against her back in summer break.
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As for how I confronted that,
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I had Oshino Shinobu suck my blood, boosting the vampirism in both of us,
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strengthening myself, and
then went to confront her.
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This time however, I couldn't use this method as-is.
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I can't keep using my vampirism,
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However, I can borrow Shinobu's abilites as much as I want.
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I borrowed her ability to materialize matter,
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and had her make me a pistol.
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Black
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I brought the handgun only
to use as a tool for rhetoric.
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Donuts
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100-yen sale
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Kagenui said 'one shot.'
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'If you land one shot.'
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In that case whether that shot was
from a punch or a bullet shouldn't matter.
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That's just exactly the kind of simplistic idea that a fool like me would think up.
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And also, and this part's cruicial, it was an idea that would 100% fail.
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An idiotic highschooler stepped up to a game and simply lost.
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That should be the end of that.
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A sudden response to a nonchalant concern.
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Rather, to counteract my carelessness.
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It should at least get a passing grade.
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Ash
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Huh?
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Huh?
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The lifelong undefeated specialist, Kagenui Yodzuru, was gone.
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Huh?
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To be continued
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I kick a stone away to get rid of my worries,
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I'm downplaying the flutter I feel this April.
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We were happy children full of curiosity,
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I was the one who pushed you forward,
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from that day onward.
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Let's escape our confines
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and take our time along the way
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Let's ride our bikes to far away
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carrying our hopes and dreams in the basket
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Is the future we heard so many rumors about,
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A nice place to be?
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Even if we ask our extending shadows about it,
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we'll still be none the wiser
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we'll still be none the wiser
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we'll still be none the wiser
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