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The view I grabbed hold of while I was unconscious
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isn't the future I was waiting for
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That's a smile I don't know and never saw
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I stood still, as if stapled to the spot
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It's a complete wreck
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Our two worlds are overflowing
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I'm a total wreck
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I can't hold back my paradoxical emotions anymore
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With my reckless heart, someday I'll get over you and move on
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At some point,
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a shadowy heart overtook me with these entangled feelings
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Run, run
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That's always the only thing I can do
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So I'll run quickly, quickly, quickly to that destination
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Koyomi Water
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Calendarstory
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Koyomi Water
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Koyomi Water
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Calendarstory
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Koyomi Water
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Calendarstory
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Koyomi Water
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Calendarstory
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Calendarstory
Koyomi Water
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Quintillis
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Kanbaru.
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Surely you didn't do something almost akin to harassment like dumping all the mess from other rooms into your own
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because you knew I was coming to clean it, did you?
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Whatever are you saying?
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A false accusation has been hurled at me!
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But if it's you, Araragi, hurl all the praise or all
your doubts at me and I'll still be over the moon!
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I'm definitely not gonna praise your personality.
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Well, I'll take my leave now.
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The sun has long since set.
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Whoa there.
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Hold your horses, Araragi.
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I'm not about to let my admirable senior,
not to mention the best of the best, my dear Araragi,
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leave after cleaning my room without doing anything.
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Doing anything?
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What are you scheming?!
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I think I should at least serve you some tea.
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No, tea won't suffice.
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The least I can do is prepare some dinner for you.
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Guess I'll stay to eat, then.
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Great.
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Before you take your seat in the dining room,
could you take a bath for me?
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It just isn't proper to dine in such filthy attire.
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Hot
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This is great and all, but I can't relax.
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What?! The door won't open!
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It's been locked!
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Are you all right, Araragi?! Did something happen?!
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I'll save you right away!
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Open up at once!
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Come out with your hands in the air!
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This is your only warning!
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I am Kanbaru Suruga!
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Araragi's sex slave!
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Red
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My special move is the wall jump!
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Why won't it open?!
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You've forced my hand.
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I'll have to go get that pole thing riot squads use to breach doors!
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Give it a rest!
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And don't go using tools you can't even name!
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Oh, so you're safe, Araragi.
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Boy, you gave me a fright!
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I thought for sure someone had locked you up and I was ever so worried.
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You're about the only person on the planet who'd want to lock me up.
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That might not be the case.
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Senjougahara might also be inclined to.
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Surely you jest. Even Senjougahara wouldn't go that far.
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Well, if there's been a misunderstanding, I'd like to clear it up.
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I was only thinking it my duty as hostess to have your clothing laundered.
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By no means did I have any ulterior motives.
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If you still hold your doubts, I can even wash your body in addition to your clothes,
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both the front and the back!
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I'm proposing that in exchange for your cleaning of my dirty room, I shall render your body equally as clean.
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It's your mind that's dirty here.
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How can you harbor such dirty thoughts when
you bathe in such a resplendent bath every day?
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Well, when you praise the bath, I have to agree with you.
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If I were overly modest at this juncture, I may come off as sarcastic.
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I must say that it's not just the bath itself—
the bathwater is also superb.
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We heat up the well water we
draw from the garden ourselves.
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Some kinda bore water packed full of some kinda mineral.
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That reminds me of something, Araragi.
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Whatever could it be, Kanbaru?
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There's a bit of a story that goes with that well water.
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What kind of story?
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It's a story from my father.
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As you might imagine, my dad used that
water all the time for his daily necessities.
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I'm following you.
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However, ever since he was a child, he would very occasionally notice something odd while bathing.
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Notice what?
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He noticed... some kind of phenomenon, is the best way to put it.
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I won't go so far as to say it concerned an oddity,
but it seems it was certainly an odd phenomenon.
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You're being awfully selective.
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Like, right down to the minute.
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Araragi, have a look at the surface of the water you're soaking in.
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I had a look.
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Not that I'd want to know,
but is there something weird about the water?
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Not with the water, no.
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I didn't mean the water.
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What I said to look at was
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the water's surface.
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Sender: Senjougahara Hitagi
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Subject: It seems you went into Kanbaru's room
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Body: N/A
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Calling
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Connected
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Die.
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Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die and die.
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I-I can't die quite yet.
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We've only just started our wonderful relationship.
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Our courting is still fresh.
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I want to go on many, many more dates with you.
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Right now, life is far too precious for me to perish.
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Senjougahara Hitagi
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Sen jou gahara
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No group
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Is that so?
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What joyous words to my ears.
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I suppose you needn't die, then.
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Senjougahara, you are far too easy.
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Senjougahara, you are far too easy.
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Senjougahara, you are far too easy.
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Senjougahara, you are far too easy.
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You should've insisted I die a few more times.
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You should've insisted I die a few more times.
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You should've insisted I die a few more times.
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And so, in that vein I went to
Kanbaru's to do a little cleaning.
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Senjougahara Hitagi
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Sen jou gahara
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No group
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You went out of your way to a
junior's house to clean for them?
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How considerate you are.
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Though having a bath there was a bit imprudent. Makes me think that you should die.
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Don't think that.
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Better than thoughts of murder, right?
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So, Araragi, what did you make of Kanbaru's little tale?
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Well, it certainly was an odd one.
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Perhaps odd isn't the right word for it.
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I'd call it romantic.
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For Kanbaru's dad to see the image of the person he would one day marry in the water's surface, that is.
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That's how the story goes.
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It seems it wasn't all the time, but at least some of the time.
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The important bit is that he saw the image
of the woman he would one day elope with.
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And eventually, he stopped seeing it.
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However, when Kanbaru's father met her mother, Gaen Tooe,
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he was apparently shocked beyond belief.
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Senjougahara Hitagi
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Sen jou gahara
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No group
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By the by, when you peered at the water's surface, whom did you see reflected back at you?
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Me?
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Myself?
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Or possibly me?
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Come on.
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Hanekawa?
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Kanbaru?
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Hachikuji?
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Terrifying!
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Black
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Well, I didn't really see anyone else.
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Just the reflected image of my own face.
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Senjougahara Hitagi
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Sen jou gahara
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No group
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I see.
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I'd actually already heard that story from Kanbaru.
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Though I'd forgotten all about it until you told me just now.
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I was, after all, still a good girl at that point in time,
so I didn't say anything out of turn.
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I'm trying to say that I had a rather pleasant personality back then.
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Senjougahara Hitagi
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Sen jou gahara
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No group
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I wasn't the twisted, malicious,
cynical mess of a woman I've since become.
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Probably a bit too much self-awareness there.
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Meaning I wasn't about to say anything uncouth to shatter the romantic essence of her beloved story.
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Now for the epilogue—or rather, the outcome.
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Wait.
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You mean to tell me that Kanbaru's dad saw his own face reflected like a mirror,
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but he mistook that to be the face of his future spouse?
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Nah, that's drawing a longbow for sure.
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A water's surface sways, shimmers, and undulates.
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You mustn't think of it as a mirror.
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Given that, surely his rippling reflection could,
on occasion, look like a girl.
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Well, sure, when a kid is young and there aren't many secondary sex characteristics, that could be plausible.
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But that wouldn't be the case for an adult—
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or rather, when someone gets old enough to recognize those differences.
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Yes, I'm sure someone would notice.
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That's why he eventually stopped seeing a different face.
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However, in his mind, the memory of seeing another person's face was firmly cemented.
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And so he took that to be his fated partner?
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That's a bit of a stretch.
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You've got the order of events backward.
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When he met the person he felt destined to meet,
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his hazy memories of his reflected face fit his newfound interpretation of events.
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I guess it would seem that way to the man himself.
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Senjougahara Hitagi
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Sen jou gahara
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No group
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In matters of romance, people do tend to gravitate toward people similar to themselves.
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Well, that's my interpretation of it, anyway.
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If you say anything unnecessary to Kanbaru, I'll murder you.
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If you let anything slip, I'll never forgive you.
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If you utter any careless words,
you'd best commit suicide before the morning comes.
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Connected
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Call Ended
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Araragi Koyomi
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Calling
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Connected
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Hey, Kanbaru.
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I forgot to ask you before,
but I wanted to hear your opinion.
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What exactly do you see when you look at that water's surface when you're taking a bath?
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If Kanbaru's dad's interpretation is correct,
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Kanbaru's future life partner should be reflected for her.
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Not
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But if Senjougahara's interpretation is on the money,
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it might just be that her reflection resembles Kanbaru's own mother.
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It even wouldn't be too far-fetched for her to percieve her father's visage.
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If so, that'd be rather sentimental in its own right.
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Hm?
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Oh, I just see my own boobs.
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And I must say they strike a most erotic image.
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I can't get enough of staring at them.
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The vivid contrast they make with my abs entrances
me utterly, and I end up soaking too long every night.
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To be frank, I don't think anything else even reaches my retinas.
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So, why do you ask...
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Kanbaru Suruga
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Kanbaru Suruga
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No group
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Araragi?
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Black
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I kick a stone away to get rid of my worries
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I'm downplaying the flutter I feel this April
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We were happy children full of curiosity
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I was the one who pushed you forward
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Let's escape our confines and stop on the way
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Let's ride our bikes to far away
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carrying our hopes and dreams in the basket
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The future we talked about looks nice
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The shadows grow longer,
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and we are none the wiser
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