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- "Will & Grace" is recorded
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in front
of a live studio audience.
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- I cannot wait to see Fiona.
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I just love that
she shares her life with me.
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I'm the cool aunt.
- Same thing with my nephews.
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What is it about us?
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I'm not saying we're better
than other people...
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- No, of course not.
- Safe space?
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- Safe space.
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- I think we're better
than other people.
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- We are gonna be
the coolest parents.
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- [laughs]
- Hey, hos.
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- Hey.
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- We're on our way
to the airport.
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Estefan's flying me
first class to Miami
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for our one-year anniversary.
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Sorry, our
"one-queer-maniversary."
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- Did you just think of that?
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Oh, that mind.
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If they were all like you,
I'd stop throwing marbles
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at the Pride Parade.
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- What is the traditional
one-queer-maniversary gift
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by the way?
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- A mesh bodysuit?
- Buttless chaps?
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- A pump-top jug of lube?
[chuckles]
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- It's paper.
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- Uh, Karen, you're...
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And forgive me
for using the "C word"...
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Flying commercial?
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- Well, I'm in
the baseball business now.
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I'm one of the people.
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I'm scouting
a new third baseman.
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He's coming in from Cuba,
and he's due
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to walk out of the ocean
first thing tomorrow morning.
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[upbeat trumpet and piano music]
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♪
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[bell chimes]
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We're not in the first row?
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That's okay,
I'll just yell louder
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when I need Pilot
to go left or right.
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- Oh, no, we're further back.
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- Row three?
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Where Melania puts Tiffany?
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[sighs]
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Well, I survived missionary
with Stanley.
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I can survive this.
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- Just follow me.
- What are you doing?
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Where are you going?
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There's nothing
behind that curtain!
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It's just sky!
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- We're in coach.
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- With the
paychecks-to-paychecks?
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♪
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[knocking on door]
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- Auntie Grace!
[both screaming]
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- Oh, Fiona!
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Oh, you're so pretty.
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- My mom sends her love,
by the way.
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- She did?
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- No, but if she was able
to love, I know she would.
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- [laughs]
- Hey, Will.
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- Hey, sweetie.
[both grunt]
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- I'm so excited
for you guys to meet Trevor.
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Trev?
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- I'm gonna say hello,
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and we're gonna have hugs
and love and talk,
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but first, I have to share
some devastating news.
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- What's... what's wrong?
- Brace yourself.
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Previews for the
"Devil Wears Prada" musical
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are totally sold out
in Chicago and Atlanta.
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- You don't think I've
already bought the tickets,
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T-shirts, and the shot glass?
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- You, madam,
have just won a Tony
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for best revival of my spirit.
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- Mini Will and Grace.
- I don't see it.
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- Trevor.
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Oh, really glad
to finally meet you,
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and please call me Aunt Grace.
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- Love this blue.
- Oh.
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- It's not just blue.
It's not turquoise.
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It's not lapis.
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Both: It's actually cerulean!
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[both laughing]
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- There's some overlap, yeah.
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- Shall I ring you if
the contents of my compartment
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shift during flight?
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- Oh, of course, my handsome
first class passenger.
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It would be my pleasure
to help you adjust your bag.
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- Oh...
[both laugh]
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[bell chimes]
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- That's my husband.
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It's our one-year anniversary.
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- Oh, congratulations!
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So far, so good?
- Oh, so good.
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- Oh.
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- I always thought
being married would make me
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feel like a badger in a trap
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that wants to bite
his own foot off, you know?
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- I been married 20 years.
Never once strayed.
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Of course, if Sofia Vergara
walked on the plane...
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- I don't follow.
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- Mm, number one
on my hall pass list.
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You know, celebrities
you're allowed to cheat with.
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- The gay brethren
have that too.
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You'll never guess
who's number one on my list.
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- [whispers] It's Ryan Phillipe.
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- Oh, my God, that's right.
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How in the world did you
guess that on the first try?
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- Excuse me,
I'm in the window seat.
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- Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
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Ryan can do it all.
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I mean, blockbusters,
Oscar-winners.
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Iconic gay cult favorite.
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Oh, his tush
in "Cruel Intentions"
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was my '90s crack addiction.
[laughs]
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This guy knows
what I'm talking about, right?
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♪
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.
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- You seeing anyone?
- I am.
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- Well, now I'm intrigued.
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[southern accent]
Who, pray tell,
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might this
"stealer of hearts" be?
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- [southern accent] Why,
Trevor Banks, don't you know?
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It's you, good sir!
[all laugh]
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No, really, we're dating.
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- Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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- That's why we're in New York:
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we're looking
for a place together.
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- Now they seem like us.
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- I just assumed
from what Fiona told me...
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- You thought I was gay.
Everyone does.
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I'm not...
I mean, I sleep with men,
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but I also sleep with women.
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- He's bi.
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- Oh!
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That's so cool!
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Isn't that cool, Will?
Trevor's bi!
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- Yeah, yeah.
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♪
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- [snoring]
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[indistinct announcement
over PA]
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- Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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- I'm sorry
if I bumped your arm.
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Sometimes when
I'm reading a script,
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I lose track
of my physical body.
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- I can keep track of it
for you.
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[mouthing]
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Don't you think
it's distractingly hot in here?
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- I don't, but Glenn Close
taught me how to regulate
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my surface body temperature
through controlled breathing.
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I'm always a perfect 72 degrees.
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Like a human San Diego.
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- Funny, I've been told
I'm a human San Francisco.
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- They're dating?
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- Oh, bisexuality
isn't even a thing.
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It's like saying,
"I'm a cat person
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and a dog person."
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Come on.
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Gun to your head,
you know what you want
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licking your face.
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Do we say something?
- I can't.
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I'm the cool aunt.
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- Well, that explains
the outfit.
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- What? It's cool.
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- Yeah, you're super cool,
Mrs. Roper.
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I guess we just let them
figure it out on their own?
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- I think we have to.
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- You guys know
of any one-bedrooms
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in the neighborhood?
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We're gonna start looking
after we get married.
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- "Married"?
You're... you're getting married?
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- He proposed
at a Beyoncé concert.
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- I liked it,
so I had to put a ring on it.
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- [screams] Fiona!
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I am so happy for you!
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I'll take her.
- I got him.
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- I checked, and there are
no open seats in first class.
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And apparently,
your Amex Black Card
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cannot get you
helicoptered off the plane.
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- [sighs] I don't like this.
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There are way too many people
in this tin can
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to keep it in the air.
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It's just simple physics.
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Planes were only meant
to carry four passengers...
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Three if DJ Khaled
brings his leopard.
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I need more air!
I need more room!
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Oh!
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[bell dings]
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What was that?
Did we just hit Santa Claus?
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- I think you're having
a panic attack.
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I get them all the time...
Like during a power outage
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or when my mom sends
one of her dogs after me.
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It's my fault.
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You shouldn't just assume that
you're invited to Thanksgiving.
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- Don't be ridiculous.
I don't get panic attacks!
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I cause panic attacks.
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- Would you like something
to drink?
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- Oh, yes, thank God.
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Vodka, please.
- There you go.
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- [panting]
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They shrunk the vodka.
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They shrunk the vodka!
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- Hi, I'm back.
[chuckles]
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- [sighs] Sorry, I forgot
I was on a plane.
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I start filming
the most challenging role
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of my career tomorrow.
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I'm really struggling.
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- You know...
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I'm an actor too.
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Thank you.
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Uh, if it's an issue
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having too many lines,
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I've found
if you mess up enough,
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eventually, the director will
take most of them away.
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- Problem is, I'm filming
my first gay sex scene,
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and I have no experience
to draw on.
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See my, process
is to experience everything
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my character does firsthand.
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For "Crash," I spent
three weeks doing ride-alongs
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with the LAPD.
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For "Flags of Our Fathers,"
I gave my father a flag.
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But if I don't find some way
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to have sex with a man
on this flight,
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my performance is gonna be
completely false.
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Know anybody?
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- Will you excuse me
for one more second?
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.
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- You know,
there was a period of time
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I thought I was bisexual.
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- Really?
- Oh, sure.
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You know, I was dating Grace,
and I convinced myself
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that I could... I could actually
choose to be with women.
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- How tragic.
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I mean, you're so gay.
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- I... I don't know
about "so gay."
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- You have whole bookshelf
of books...
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about butts.
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- Lot of those were gifts.
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To myself.
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The point is,
sometimes saying you're bi
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can feel like a safe half-step
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when... when you're scared
to jump all the way in,
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but deep down, you know.
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I mean,
you're either a cat person
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or a dog person.
[laughs]
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- I'm more of a bird person.
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- That's not
a legitimate answer.
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- You know,
Will and I dated way back.
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- I didn't know
Will was bisexual.
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- Oh, no, he was just gay,
and I was into guys
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who like to clean
and pick out my outfits.
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00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,481
- But you had sex?
- Oh, no, no.
257
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,396
He always made excuses.
258
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,835
"I ate too much and now
I'm insecure about my thighs."
259
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:05,665
- Wow, you really couldn't
pick up on clues, could you?
260
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,276
- Let's focus on you.
261
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:11,453
So how about you guys?
Everything okay in the bedroom?
262
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,368
- I wish.
- Uh-huh.
263
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,674
- He can't get enough.
264
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,720
He's like the Cookie Monster
if cookies were...
265
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,899
- [sucks teeth]
266
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,728
- The only time we stop
267
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:29,427
is so he can take a bubble bath
and watch "Pose."
268
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,039
- Oh, Fiona, sweetie, I just...
269
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,215
- Can I just say how much
I love that we can do this?
270
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:37,740
I feel like Grandma Bobbi
is up there smiling,
271
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,437
singing one of her songs,
272
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,744
'cause you're kind of
keeping the Adler flame alive.
273
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,267
- "The Adler flame"?
274
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,747
- She used to say...
275
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,836
[stuffy accent] "Dear,
never let anyone tell you
276
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,143
"who to be or how to live,
277
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,754
"and if they do, tell them
to get out of your business
278
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,756
or get out of the way!"
279
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,758
[normal voice]
That's the Adler flame,
280
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,718
and I totally see it in you.
281
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:02,069
- May it burn forever.
282
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:05,550
- You're giving me permission
to have sex with Ryan Phillipe?
283
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,943
- Yes, mi amor.
284
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,250
What good are any
of the contracts we have made
285
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:13,907
if we do not honor the sanctity
of the hallway passes?
286
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:17,780
- So my husband is okay with me
287
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,870
touching Ryan's "Philli-penis"?
288
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,613
- Si.
289
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,789
- [sighs] Okay.
290
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,097
- Hey, guys.
291
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,665
Um, we love how much
you love each other.
292
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,756
There's just... there's a big
piece missing, and that's...
293
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,281
Trevor, you're not bisexual.
294
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,935
You're gay.
295
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,632
And Fiona,
you're kidding yourself
296
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,995
if you think
that's not a problem.
297
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,113
And we're only saying this
298
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,592
because we've been
where you are,
299
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,378
and it caused us a lot of pain.
300
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,293
- Is that what you think,
Aunt Grace?
301
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,208
- I think...
302
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,426
[distant car horn honks]
303
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,732
what you two have is beautiful.
304
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,778
- Grace.
305
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,519
- Will, get out
of their business
306
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,348
and get out of their way.
307
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,177
- [panting]
308
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,962
- Feeling better?
- Oh, yeah.
309
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,572
Yeah, I'm feeling wonderful.
310
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,140
We're all gonna die...
311
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:16,273
while watching reruns
of "According to Jim."
312
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,493
- It's the one where
Jim loses his truck
313
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:21,017
in an arm wrestling match!
314
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:26,066
- Well, that's a classic.
315
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,937
- Mrs. Walker,
there's no difference
316
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,113
between coach and first class.
317
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,333
Underneath,
aren't we all just people
318
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,725
no matter where we sit?
319
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,772
- Good lord,
there is no barf bag
320
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,209
big enough to hold
what you just hurled up.
321
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,214
Don't you understand?
I grew up with nothing.
322
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:47,739
Me and my doctors built me
from the ground up.
323
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,266
I can't die in coach.
324
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,659
They'll find my body
with the poors.
325
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,923
All mixed in with the tater tots
326
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,316
and the Crocs.
327
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,190
This can't be the way
my story ends.
328
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,106
- It's not going to.
You just need to relax.
329
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,847
- How do you expect me to relax?
330
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,024
I only brought uppers.
331
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,374
- It's too bad you don't
have a service animal.
332
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,898
- You mean like a maid?
333
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,901
- No, i-it's a pet that's been
trained to comfort you.
334
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,730
Sometimes, holding on
to a faithful companion
335
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,688
who loves you unconditionally
336
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,343
and only wants to serve you
can help.
337
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,998
- Like a gardener?
338
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,175
- Give me your hand.
339
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,916
- [groans]
340
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,918
- Everything is going
to be fine.
341
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,051
The plane is not going to crash,
342
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,184
and even if it did, you know
what your story would be?
343
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,317
It would be
about a rich, beautiful woman
344
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,886
who was admired
by all of Manhattan.
345
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,931
- Keep talking.
346
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,585
- It would also say that she had
347
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,240
more enemies than friends,
348
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,808
and that she was rumored to
have been lovers with Jackie O.
349
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,465
- I gave her
that nickname, and...
350
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,947
Between you and me,
351
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,167
the "O"
didn't stand for "Onassis."
352
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,385
[laughs]
353
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:10,561
.
354
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,999
[upbeat instrumental music]
355
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,784
- Okay, um...
356
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,220
actually,
before we get into this,
357
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,961
um, I have an acting question.
358
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,354
Do you mind?
359
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,617
- Literally nothing
is more important
360
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,097
than an actor
helping another actor
361
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,882
get better at acting.
362
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,189
- Yes, okay.
363
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,104
So, um, I was recently cast
364
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:34,281
in the role of Estefan,
365
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,762
a Spanish newlywed,
whose spouse...
366
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,591
"Yack"...
367
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,985
is propositioned
by a beautiful stranger.
368
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,595
- Tennessee Williams?
369
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,356
- Sure, you can call the
stranger whatever you want.
370
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,122
So when Yack tells Estefan
371
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,689
that Tennessee Williams
372
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,475
wants to have
a down-and-dirty hook-up,
373
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,303
uh, Estefan says go for it.
374
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,479
But this is my question:
375
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,569
why doesn't Estefan have
a huge problem with it?
376
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,310
Shouldn't that bother him?
377
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,964
- Hmm.
378
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,097
Well, maybe Estefan's realized
he's not cut out for marriage,
379
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,057
and looking the other way
is easier than admitting
380
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,189
he's fallen out of love with...
381
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,409
I'm sorry, did you say "Yack"?
382
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,716
- Yeah.
383
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,370
I was afraid of that.
384
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,547
- Are gays guys always this sad
before sex?
385
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,600
- Honestly, more than you think.
386
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,038
- Jack, stop.
387
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,260
Hello.
388
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,785
Jack, look, I know
I said am cool with this,
389
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,570
but I am not
cool with this, okay?
390
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,703
I just handed out warm nuts
to the guests
391
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,053
without even giggling once.
392
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,536
I mean,
I am falling apart, okay?
393
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,799
- Oh, me, too.
394
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,889
I should be absolutely ruining
Ryan Phillipe right now,
395
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:03,326
but I can't.
396
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,112
I don't care about
some stupid hall pass anymore.
397
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,418
Marriage is more
than just a piece of paper.
398
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:12,118
It's a promise that you're
the only one I wanna be with.
399
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:15,077
- Mi amor.
400
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,080
I'm sorry, Mr. Phillipe.
401
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,170
- I'm sorry, my emotions
are right on the surface.
402
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,737
That's why I'm such a good actor
403
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,131
and so terrible
at Texas hold 'em.
404
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,091
- Are you as aroused as I am
right now?
405
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,701
- Oh, beyond measure...
406
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,835
Because I did not
bring the ruler.
407
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,751
- You know what,
I'll leave you two alone,
408
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,405
because love means
never having to say,
409
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:43,192
"I'll wait on the toilet
until you're done."
410
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,673
- Wait, um, if you want,
411
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,805
you can stay and watch.
412
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,633
- Really?
413
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,071
You care that much about
the accurate representation
414
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,509
of the LGBTQ community onscreen?
415
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,685
- That's why, yeah.
- Yes, sure.
416
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,948
♪
417
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,950
- How can you say
he's not bisexual?
418
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,908
He's dated more women
than I have,
419
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,973
and a lot of those women
have dated a lot of the guys
420
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,783
that he's dated.
421
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,916
- What the hell
is going on out there?
422
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,789
- I think what Will is saying...
And he brought this up.
423
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,139
I'm just clarifying.
424
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,621
If a man is attracted to men,
he might be gay.
425
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,580
Again, his thoughts.
426
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,210
- And Trevor, if you think
you're just gonna
427
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,256
"not be attracted to men"
for the rest of your life,
428
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,368
you're lying to yourself.
429
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,413
- But that's any
monogamous relationship.
430
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,460
You have to make a choice
not to be with other people.
431
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,654
- You're right,
but the part of you
432
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:35,940
that chooses to be with women
433
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,160
is just responding
to societal pressure.
434
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:42,556
It's the same reason
we all watch "Big Little Lies."
435
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,949
- How can you say
bisexuality's not real?
436
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,604
It's right in the middle
of LGBTQ.
437
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:51,695
- Yes, I am familiar
with the letters "LGBTQ."
438
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,524
- You rolled your eyes
at the "B."
439
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,968
You're prejudiced
against bisexuals.
440
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,571
- I am not.
- Then acknowledge the "B"!
441
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,269
- I refuse
to acknowledge the "B."
442
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,855
The "B"s and the "Q's
just haven't figured out
443
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,230
if they're "L" or "G" yet.
444
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,103
- Is that what you think,
Aunt Grace?
445
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,410
- I think...
446
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,543
gender is between the ears.
447
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,025
- How does that apply here?
448
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,767
- I don't know,
I saw it on a T-shirt.
449
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,508
Fiona, sweetie, I'm so sorry,
450
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,598
but in my experience,
451
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,208
Will is right.
452
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,211
- You guys, I just think
you're a little confused.
453
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,518
- If someone told you at 22
454
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,302
that you were "just confused"...
455
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:36,349
You weren't really gay...
What would you say?
456
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,915
- That I know who I am.
457
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:41,484
- I'm 22, and I'm telling you,
I know who I am.
458
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,139
- Yeah, but that... that...
459
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,795
Can't argue with that.
460
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:51,407
- I love Fiona.
461
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,236
So get on board...
462
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,065
don't.
463
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,372
We're not really looking
for your approval.
464
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,330
- I know you guys are
coming from a good place,
465
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:04,986
but some of your ideas,
they're just a little '90s.
466
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,206
- Oh.
467
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,907
Please don't say "the '90s"
like it's the '50s.
468
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,257
- Look, it's not your fault.
469
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,998
You're just a product
of when you grew up.
470
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,174
You probably still use mousse.
471
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,438
- I have curly hair.
- Light pomade.
472
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,266
- Ooh, we gotta bounce.
473
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,182
- Oh, you're leaving already?
Where are you guys going?
474
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,378
- Stella McCartney's having
an all-night pop-up in Chelsea.
475
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,752
- And seeing this one
in a Stella McCartney
476
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,145
makes me pop up.
477
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,974
- Babe, that's like
a "Will & Grace" joke.
478
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:39,803
- I love you!
479
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,676
Tell your mom... oh, forget it.
480
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,984
- So...
[sighs]
481
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,509
We were just intolerant
of someone's sexuality.
482
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:53,121
- [laughs] I guess we're not
as cool as we thought we were.
483
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,688
- Yeah.
484
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,777
A-although, when we were
shamed into it,
485
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:57,952
we were willing to learn.
486
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,519
That... that'll make us
cool parents.
487
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:03,174
- Sure, and the good news
is that by the time we need to
488
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,394
talk about any of this
with our kids, we'll be dead.
489
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:08,354
- [laughing] Or we'll be 114
490
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,748
and popping all sorts
of wonderful new pills.
491
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:15,056
- Now, that makes me pop up.
492
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,580
- See, we're funny!
- I know!
493
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:21,236
♪
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