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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:19,458 '00-2, Super Secret Agents' 2 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:17,792 You see, summer is divided into two categories... 3 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,125 The lucky ones, those with villas, yachts... 4 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:22,667 Blondes in bikinis, who go to the seaside. 5 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:26,000 And those who remain, in the empty, desolate, cities... 6 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,500 Left to walk in unshaded streets, without a cool place to rest... 7 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,667 Those unlucky souls who stay in the city to work. 8 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:37,208 Because there's always someone working during the mid-august holidays. 9 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:40,917 Give me a hand. 10 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,417 Give me a foot. 11 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,667 Did you bring the pig's foot? (crowbar) -Yes -Then give it to me! 12 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:51,708 Hurry. 13 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,708 This one! 14 00:02:58,417 --> 00:03:01,417 Are you sure it's empty? -Do you think I'm stupid? 15 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:03,833 Read the newspaper. What does it say? 16 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:09,042 'For sale; luxurious villa with expensive furniture...' 17 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:12,625 'Louis X.. 1-1 style.' -Are you playing the pools? 18 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,417 Not me, Luigi. -Who? 19 00:03:14,417 --> 00:03:16,708 'Louis XII' 20 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:23,042 'I also sell paintings, books, jewellery, silver, rugs, blinds...' 21 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:25,250 'Come to me directly...' 22 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,375 '...after Ferragosto...' 23 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,125 'Villa delle Mimose, Via Cassia, 10-25' 24 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:34,500 That 'after Ferragosto' means there's no one here until after that date. 25 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:47,500 Armando, are you sure we're dealing with two imbeciles? 26 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:53,542 Only two idiots could have fallen for that advert... 27 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:58,583 Which suggested such an easy target to rob for two thieves. 28 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:02,875 You must help them get into the villa. 29 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,583 Okay. 30 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:19,292 Ciccio, you're magic. You're the king of burglars! 31 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,083 Al Capone was nothing compared to you! 32 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,667 It's daylight. 33 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,708 Let's get to work. 34 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,375 Stockings. 35 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,250 Ciccio! 36 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,708 What are these? -The stockings. 37 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:38,000 Your sisters? -No, she wouldn't lend me them. 38 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,417 She was going out with her boyfriend. I got them from my grandfather. 39 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:46,625 You can't throw them away! Do you want me to argue with my grandfather? 40 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:49,583 We'll do it without them. -Okay, barefoot. 41 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:05,000 Why are you knocking? -I know, there's nobody home! 42 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,958 Damn it. -What's wrong? 43 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,333 We need an open window. 44 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,917 An open window! 45 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:29,000 Help me. -Wait. 46 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:41,708 Let go of my neck! -Wait. 47 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,208 Thanks. -Thanks. 48 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,167 Quick. 49 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:12,833 Come on. 50 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:17,583 I'm taking your advice again, Armando, I just hope I don't regret it. 51 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:22,292 Don't worry, Fred. -It's your last chance to redeem yourself 52 00:07:22,292 --> 00:07:25,583 You miscalculated the landings in Cuba... 53 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:30,000 You supplied incorrect data for the construction of the atomic submarine. 54 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:35,083 These things can happen to anyone. -Yes, to anyone... 55 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:38,667 But you've already cost the Pentagon $500,000. 56 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:42,625 To err is human. -But to persevere is diabolic! 57 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:46,750 Do you know what your defect is, Armando? 58 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,792 You think about women too much. I should have your sexual valves checked. 59 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:53,500 Few of us have working ones now. 60 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:57,375 Have the two agents with the real secret formula left yet? 61 00:07:57,667 --> 00:08:01,458 Not yet, we're still waiting to capture these two imbeciles. 62 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:05,208 Are you sure this will work? -Of course... 63 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,875 Now you'll catch those two in the act... 64 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:09,583 You'll threaten them. 65 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:12,917 After you plant the false formula on them... 66 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:14,917 You'll throw them to the Russians. 67 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:17,792 Are you sure the Russians will fall for it? 68 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:21,625 The Russians will think they're two astute agents... 69 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:24,708 ...who are pretending to be imbeciles. 70 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:28,625 This way the real formula will reach its destination. 71 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:33,375 Now be quiet. Those two are arriving. 72 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,583 Follow them on the video. -Switching to video. 73 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:43,750 They have passed the electronic barrier... 74 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:46,917 I'll change channel now. 75 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:52,750 This isn't a villa, it's the Bank of Italy! 76 00:08:57,542 --> 00:09:00,333 Ciccio! -Stop messing around. 77 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,375 Come here. 78 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,333 Look. 79 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:07,500 So much silver! -And you didn't want to come. 80 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,250 Look! 81 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:17,542 'Leonardo Da Vinci' Who's he? 82 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,917 Let's see if there's something better. 83 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,292 This one. 84 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:29,375 Colamanincuso! This one must be valuable... 85 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:34,542 He has a Sicilian name. 86 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:40,875 What do you think? -It's all proceeding according to plan. 87 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,375 What a haul! 88 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,042 That's enough for today. Let's go. 89 00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:51,667 Come on. Lift it! 90 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:58,833 You carry it, I'm tired. 91 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:35,625 Hold it right there. You're trapped. 92 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,667 Ciccio, we're in trouble. Let's get out of here! 93 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,625 Wait a minute! How dare you? 94 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:53,500 It's pointless trying to escape, all the exits are blocked. 95 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:57,167 And my men have itchy trigger fingers. 96 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:59,750 And we're itching to get out of here! 97 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:01,958 Quiet! If you'll allow me... 98 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:05,375 I'm Count Passing Water, I'm interested in this villa... 99 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,583 How much does it cost? -We can come to an arrangement. 100 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,750 Too expensive! -Goodbye. 101 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,583 Stop! Are you trying to kill us? 102 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,458 No, certainly not. 103 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:20,375 I just want to invite you to breakfast. 104 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,958 Help yourselves. 105 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:31,167 Humour him. -You humour him, I'm eating. 106 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:39,167 Follow me. We'll eat next door in the study. 107 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,000 Is he crazy? 108 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,583 This is Armando. 109 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:46,667 My dear, these are our two friends. 110 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,625 Nice curves! 111 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,292 Evelyn. -Nice... 112 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:54,000 You'd better go next door, or he won't function. 113 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,667 I was referring to that globe. -I understood that. 114 00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,042 Please introduce yourselves. 115 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:06,125 It's a real pleasure Mr. Jukebox. My name's Franco. 116 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,000 And I'm Ciccio. 117 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:16,000 It's a pleasure. I'd like to ask you some questions. 118 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,750 Fred, get them a seat. -Certainly! 119 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,583 Get them some seats, guys. 120 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,333 What does he want to ask us? 121 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,417 Let's get to the questions... 122 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:35,833 Mr. Ciccio, you have to tell me who wrote 'I Promessi Sposi'? 123 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:42,792 Alessandro Marconi. -Fred, we've hit the jackpot. 124 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:46,542 Typical education of a television presenter. 125 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,042 Thank you. 126 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:50,750 Mr. Franco. Mr. Franco. 127 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:54,708 Who was the hero of two worlds? 128 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,958 The hero of two worlds was... 129 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,583 Galileo Galilei. -No! 130 00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,750 Gargarozo. 131 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,125 Garineo Giovannini. 132 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,292 Don't get upset Mr. Roasting Spit. Otherwise I'll kick you! 133 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:24,333 And you won't like that! -You must do as I say. 134 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:29,000 That's enough! Arguing like children. 135 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,125 Armando, you surprise me. 136 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:33,708 You're not a counter any more, you've grown... 137 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,792 You're an electronic brain now. 138 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,042 Come on, make peace. 139 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,042 To seal the armistice... 140 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,708 Have some wine. 141 00:13:56,708 --> 00:14:00,958 Thanks, I don't like soft drinks. -I'd love to but I have a light stomach. 142 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,333 If you don't drink, I'll be offended. -He'll be offended. 143 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,833 Mr. Armando... 144 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,875 Would you care for a glass of lubricant? 145 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,250 I don't drink. I don't enjoy it. 146 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:40,583 Excellent, Armando. They're asleep. 147 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,208 I'm always right, Fred. 148 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:47,917 These two have a very limited intelligence... 149 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,792 002. -Per cent? 150 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,000 Per thousand. The tall one. 151 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,208 The short one, 000.0. 152 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:15,500 This is the microfilm we have to insert into the filling. 153 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,333 Tell me, Armando... 154 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:25,042 Are you sure you dictated the fake formula to me? 155 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:27,792 You're always busting my valves! 156 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,208 Yes, I'm sure. 157 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:36,125 I'd like to see the looks on their faces when they try to realise the formula. 158 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,083 The silver. 159 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,375 Get the paintings. 160 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,042 Get the Cola Mancuso. 161 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:55,208 We're in prison uniforms. -Murderers! Let us out! 162 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,625 That jukebox turned us in. Traitor! 163 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,917 And now we're in prison. Bread and water! 164 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,792 This mattress is pretty soft. -The laundry room. 165 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:09,500 Feather pillows. You know what I think? 166 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,417 I'm staying in this prison. -Me too! 167 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:17,250 Eat up and get undressed. -With pleasure. 168 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,667 Wait. -Hurry up and get undressed. 169 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:23,917 Why do we have to get undressed? -You can't leave in your pyjamas! 170 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,792 Leave? Do we have to move out? 171 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,417 Where are you translating us? -What does that mean? 172 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,125 My friend wants to know where you're transferring us? 173 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,125 The French Riviera. 174 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,708 Porto Azzuro! -We can visit uncle Ture... 175 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,250 Grandpa Callogio. -Uncle Francesco, cousin Nugolino. 176 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:50,250 What are you talking about? -Porto Azzuro, in Elba... 177 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,333 All our friends are there! 178 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,667 It used to be called Port Longone Half our relatives live there. 179 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,625 And the other half? -Fugitives! 180 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,667 No, don't worry, I'm not sending you to prison. 181 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:04,083 In fact, as you've been good, I'm going to reward you... 182 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:07,125 I'm sending you to heaven. -Heaven! 183 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:10,375 You're going to kill us! -I'm the father of seven children! 184 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,667 I'm the son of seven fathers'. 185 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:17,292 No, no... I want you happy and alive. 186 00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:20,208 This is why I'm sending you to the French Riviera. 187 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:25,583 It's the most enchanting place in France, the women there are marvellous! 188 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,250 In exchange for what? -Nothing! 189 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,167 Absolutely nothing. 190 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,625 You'll receive my orders when you arrive. 191 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,292 If we refuse? -I'll kill you. 192 00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,167 What time does the train leave? 193 00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:56,000 Ciccio, pinch me! Tell me I'm not dreaming. 194 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:24,750 There go the two American agents with the secret formula... 195 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,417 We must get it at any cost. 196 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,750 The American agents are always able and smart... 197 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,417 So your mission won't be easy. 198 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,958 Our country expects you to do your best. 199 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,583 Now, go. 200 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,958 Do you want them dead or alive? -Alive... 201 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,792 We don't know where they've hidden the formula. 202 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,042 Go. 203 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,333 We've arrived in foreign land. 204 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,375 Remember, you can't trust anyone here. 205 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:15,875 Shall we get a nice coffee? -Lunatic! 206 00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:19,417 Have you forgotten about Pisciotta? 207 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,292 Nothing, then. -Worse! Worse! 208 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,958 Your baggage? -Women! 209 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,083 A blonde for me, a black one for him. 210 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,250 Get your hands off! Porter. 211 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,708 Careful, Igor. They're very smart. 212 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:42,167 They're trying to fool us. 213 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,667 It's up to you now. Over. 214 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,625 Taxi, gentlemen? -No, no. 215 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,792 The nearest hotel is three kilometres from here. 216 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,542 I'll take your luggage. -Leave it alone. 217 00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,500 Please follow me. 218 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,458 Empty! 219 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:41,292 Damned imbecile. You let them get away. 220 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:48,917 Why did we get out of that taxi as soon as we got in? 221 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:52,833 Because as soon as we sat down I noticed that the metre said two hundred francs. 222 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,708 You do realise that after four kilometres he was going to charge us 200, 000 francs! 223 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,917 Do I have idiot written on my forehead? 224 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,625 Here's the hotel. 225 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:21,792 Don't embarrass me, they're all gentlemen here. 226 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,792 And I'm a lady? -No, but you're a fool. 227 00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:27,833 Before doing anything, look at the others and do what they do. 228 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,917 Are you telling me I have to put on a night vest and have twenty five children? 229 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:49,208 You idiot, it's not their clothes you have to copy... 230 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,417 It's their good manners. 231 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,833 See how aristocratic. 232 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:56,708 Copy him. 233 00:21:58,292 --> 00:22:01,125 Take our luggage up, kid. 234 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,625 Me? 235 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,667 Give him a tip. 236 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,375 Five francs? I think you're mistaken. 237 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,833 Precisely, you have to give me four francs change. 238 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,458 Do you know who I am? -Who is he? 239 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:18,708 Admiral Baker, Commander of the 6th American fleet anchored at Cannes. 240 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:23,667 And I'm Admiral Franco Passing Water, chief of the 7th fleet of the Ferribotti... 241 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:26,250 Anchored at Mazzara Del Vallo. 242 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:32,792 He really is an Admiral. -Then why is he dressed like a porter? 243 00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:34,917 Perhaps he's moonlighting. 244 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,875 Another Admiral! 245 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:39,917 Welcome to our home. -Are you also an Admiral? 246 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,958 Yes, in a certain sense... 247 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:44,458 After all, I keep this ship afloat! 248 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:47,208 Gentlemen, would you like to follow me to the bureau? 249 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,458 Be quiet! 250 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:53,292 Thanks, we've already eaten. -We prefer to retire to our rooms. 251 00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:56,000 First, we must go through the usual formalities. 252 00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:05,875 Your papers? (French) 253 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:09,000 He asks if we walked here? -Wait... 254 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,250 Do you speak French? -Yes, naturally, sir. 255 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:16,000 Naturally, sir. -Lucky you. 256 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,083 But French isn't difficult, you just need to know it. 257 00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:23,042 Passports, please. 258 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:27,167 Thank you. 259 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:35,542 Accompany these gentlemen to room 325. 260 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,542 Thank you, gentlemen. -The suitcases? 261 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:41,708 Stop! 262 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:48,125 What breed is that dog? -Idiot... 263 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:50,708 Can't you see it's a camel. 264 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,750 Hello? 265 00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:04,042 This is ISK-05. They have just arrived. 266 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:07,500 I recognised them. They're using fake passports. 267 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,500 I put them in room 325. 268 00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:18,458 Bye. 269 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,083 Goodbye. 270 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:28,542 Ciccio, turn on the light. -You turn it on. 271 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:31,042 You have to be difficult. 272 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:41,042 What are you doing? Turn this thing off. 273 00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:51,875 Can we get you anything? -Nothing! 274 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,792 You could have asked them how to turn on the light. 275 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:03,250 They'll think we're idiots. -Then we'll stay in the dark! 276 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:05,958 Turn it on. 277 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,375 Can we get you anything? -Nothing. 278 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,250 Quiet! Wait a minute... 279 00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:22,875 How do we turn off the radio, and turn on the light? 280 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,958 Thanks. Goodbye... 281 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,000 Good health. 282 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,875 Aren't they polite. Always offering you their hand. 283 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,625 Really good. 284 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:48,875 Damn it! We forgot to ask them how to open the blinds. 285 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:54,833 You want to call them back? We'll look bad, I'll take care of it. 286 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:03,667 Turn off the radio! 287 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,708 You see? 288 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,792 The blinds. -This one. 289 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:23,375 Air! Turn off the light. 290 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:47,833 Ciccio, some water. I feel like I'm suffocating. 291 00:26:48,792 --> 00:26:50,458 Some water! 292 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:52,875 Give me the jug. -The jug. 293 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:15,917 Check out this incredible trough! -What are we? Horses? 294 00:27:15,917 --> 00:27:18,875 Idiot! It's for washing laundry. 295 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:22,875 Look at that bowl. It might be for fish. 296 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,458 It's boiling hot! -Let's ring the bell. 297 00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:36,083 Hurry. -Enough of these bells... 298 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:38,042 We'll use the telephone. 299 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,167 Hello? 300 00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:44,458 Hello? -What's wrong? 301 00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:47,542 No answer. -Maybe you have to turn it the other way. 302 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,167 Turn the dial. -This one? 303 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,542 Yes. 304 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:10,125 We'll call later. 305 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,625 How was I to know the firemen would answer? 306 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:19,167 Let's eat something. Call room-service. 307 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:20,792 That's an idea. 308 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,750 She's already here! 309 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:35,292 'Go to the beach from ten till one and get a suntan' 310 00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:48,833 She's gone. 311 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:52,750 Did you see what was written there? -Why? Was something written there? 312 00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:56,583 'Go to the beach from ten till one and get a suntan' 313 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,542 It must be an order from Rome, from that jukebox. 314 00:28:59,542 --> 00:29:01,417 The beach! 315 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:38,042 Do you see them? -Yes, they've arrived. 316 00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:45,917 Watching how they behave I can see they have a weakness for women. 317 00:29:47,167 --> 00:29:51,792 Are you sure about them? -Very sure, comrade. 318 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,417 Nadja, Ninochka. Come here. 319 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:59,667 Ninochka, approach the enemy. Hug him, kiss him. 320 00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:05,042 Stop! 321 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:09,083 Yes, I think we'll be okay. 322 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:14,125 But could you kiss those two men with the same amount of passion? 323 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,708 Those worms? 324 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:27,167 But we're willing to sacrifice ourselves for our country, 325 00:30:27,167 --> 00:30:29,917 Excellent, you'll be well rewarded. 326 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,750 What's going on? 327 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,208 How dare you! 328 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,750 Excuse me. -Take your hands off her! 329 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:55,792 Pistacchio. 330 00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:58,792 Mind your own business and leave my wife alone! 331 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,667 Sorry, my friend thought she was your sister. 332 00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:04,917 Scoundrels! 333 00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:09,208 I told you to behave. -But how could I? 334 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,083 Can we go? The sun is hurting me. 335 00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:16,708 No, our orders were to sunbathe until one, so we'll sunbathe until one. 336 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,375 Very well. 337 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:27,125 Goal. 338 00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:30,417 Damned kid. 339 00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:32,208 I'll get you. 340 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:44,375 You're in here. 341 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,375 I'm so sorry. -How dare you. 342 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,625 Did you think you'd find my wife in here? 343 00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:53,167 Damned rogue! 344 00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:55,917 Why do these things always happen to me? 345 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,750 Calm down. 346 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:01,083 Calm down. I'll take care of the ball. 347 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:24,042 Sorry. -How dare you touch me! 348 00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:26,458 I thought you were a ball. -What? 349 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,458 A ball! 350 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:31,375 Stop pretending to be angry. It's you who's leading them on. 351 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:35,083 But I don't even know them. I swear, dear, I don't know who they are. 352 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:38,583 You don't know them? -In that case, I'm Count Passing Water. 353 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:41,750 Go and get changed. We're going home. 354 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,625 Did you find the ball? 355 00:32:45,042 --> 00:32:46,875 It's always your fault. 356 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,583 Now let's sunbathe. -Okay. 357 00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:16,875 I'm almost boiled. Shall we go? 358 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:20,125 No, the jukebox said till one. 359 00:33:34,292 --> 00:33:36,292 ...it's one o'clock. 360 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,417 Don't touch me. Stay back. 361 00:33:57,083 --> 00:34:00,542 Skin murderers! 362 00:34:06,667 --> 00:34:08,625 What are you doing? 363 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,667 Don't touch me. 364 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:25,000 Go on. -After you. 365 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,125 Resist. 366 00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,500 Murderer! 367 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:49,000 You've torn my shirt. -It's not my fault it's tight. 368 00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:53,083 Stay back! 369 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:56,375 Let me get my trousers. Don't touch me. 370 00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:00,708 My trousers. 371 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,458 Pick up your damned trousers. 372 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:07,333 It's your fault. I wouldn't have gone out in the sun. 373 00:35:07,542 --> 00:35:10,125 I wouldn't have gone out in the sun. 374 00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,167 Move your damned foot. 375 00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:19,292 Get out of my way! And don't touch me. 376 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,667 Stay back. 377 00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:42,250 What have you done? Fool. 378 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:44,625 They're my trousers. 379 00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:54,667 Give me back my leg. 380 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:06,208 It burns. -I'm getting undressed. 381 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:11,167 I'm going to lie down in the trough and put out the fire. 382 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:32,458 Little man, you're so tall. 383 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:35,208 Come into my arms. 384 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,375 Little man. 385 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:43,250 Don't touch me. 386 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:51,333 Another woman! 387 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:58,625 Don't touch us! Stay back! 388 00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:00,958 Out, I said. 389 00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,542 Get out. 390 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,083 Damn it, they're sexually armoured. 391 00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:12,792 These American agents have been formidably prepared. 392 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:18,875 We're not interested. -Get out! 393 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:24,333 Exceptional. 394 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:27,417 I didn't think they would have been able to resist our girls. 395 00:37:27,417 --> 00:37:30,917 These two agents are going to give us a lot of trouble. 396 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:34,208 Let's hear what they're saying. 397 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:38,583 Looks like we made it. We can do what we want now. 398 00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,708 Do it very slowly. 399 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:46,333 You're so brutal. -Stop complaining, I'm not hurting you. 400 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:51,583 Stop, I can't take it anymore. 401 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:53,875 You're carnivorous. -I've finished. 402 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:57,833 Now it's my turn. -Okay, get underneath. 403 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:02,375 I'm more sensitive. -Do what I did... 404 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:05,333 Slowly and carefully, -Don't worry. 405 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,750 Do you like it like that? -Lower, lower. 406 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:14,000 See how sensitive I am. You weren't expecting that. 407 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,875 Now I'll stroke you. -Not so hard. 408 00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:21,750 System XY-23. 409 00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:24,333 Let's go next door. 410 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,375 Who are they? -Hercules and his brother-in-law! 411 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:45,833 We'll take care of you. -Weren't expecting us, were you? 412 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,000 I think we made it. 413 00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:08,250 Where can I hide? 414 00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:09,833 Here. 415 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,917 I don't buy it. You were leading them on! 416 00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:19,125 That's enough. I don't know them. 417 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:22,375 You know what? Beat them up when you see them. 418 00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:24,000 Yes? -Yes! 419 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:36,667 I hide my lovers in the wardrobe, dear. 420 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:49,000 Go on, open it. What are you waiting for? 421 00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:52,792 Okay, I'm going to have a look inside. 422 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:58,958 Stop. I'll answer it, it might be your lover. 423 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,417 Hello? 424 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,500 What? 425 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:07,500 No, thank you. Cancel the reservation. 426 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,583 Cancel the reservation! 427 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:14,708 What? -I'm going to sneeze. 428 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,917 Put your finger under your nose. 429 00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:19,333 Your nose! 430 00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:25,208 Listen, let's get some breakfast. 431 00:40:40,792 --> 00:40:43,625 I was right. -No, it's not true. 432 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:52,625 Forgive us if we entered without knocking. 433 00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,333 Damn it. 434 00:40:56,542 --> 00:40:58,708 Where are they? 435 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,542 Let's try in here. 436 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,542 Not the Negroes! No! 437 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:07,208 Out! Out! 438 00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:10,333 Look at what they're wearing, what do you call it? Topless! 439 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:14,167 And a Negro, too! -I don't know anything about this! 440 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:18,250 Don't you get it? We're not interested in the lady. 441 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,417 What? 442 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,542 I get it now! Then what are you looking for? 443 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:27,375 We're looking for two ugly men who slipped through our fingers. 444 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,292 A tall guy with a moustache, and a short guy? 445 00:41:29,292 --> 00:41:33,708 Have you seen them by any chance? They can't be far away... 446 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:38,250 They can't have left the hotel just like that, don't you agree? 447 00:41:39,042 --> 00:41:42,500 Could you help us find them? -With pleasure, we'll look together. 448 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,750 We'll start immediately. -No, you're staying in your room! 449 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,583 Harlot! 450 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:51,000 You go that way, I'll go this way. We'll find them. 451 00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:58,417 Go back home. We'll take care of this. 452 00:42:18,958 --> 00:42:20,417 Hey, you... 453 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:23,292 The professor's been waiting over an hour. 454 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,792 Come on, let's go. 455 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:31,167 Hurry up. 456 00:42:39,417 --> 00:42:41,875 Put him on the bed. 457 00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:49,583 Attach the electrodes. 458 00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:59,833 Don't worry, my Lord, better a cure than death. 459 00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:17,625 As this is my first time with the patient, I'd like to try much higher voltage. 460 00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:21,125 What do you think? -I agree with you, colleague. 461 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:26,042 When I get my hands on them! 462 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:29,250 Relax, my Lord. It's for our own good! 463 00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:34,083 You're the paralyzed one, and I'm the nurse. 464 00:43:34,292 --> 00:43:36,292 Turn on the power. 465 00:44:02,667 --> 00:44:04,375 220 volts. 466 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:13,375 Take him away. -Can we take the bulb... 467 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:15,708 ...the patient? -Yes, yes... 468 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,667 The wheelchair, please. 469 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,083 Be careful! 470 00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:24,125 Only he can touch him with insulated gloves... 471 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:26,250 You mustn't touch him for at least an hour. 472 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,417 He's absorbed enough electricity to power a train from here to Paris! 473 00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:32,417 Take the train. 474 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:42,583 Goodbye. 475 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,208 You're discharged. 476 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,667 What happened? 477 00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:23,958 Armando, you're an idiot! You're incompetent... 478 00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:26,458 Those two are incredibly smart... 479 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,792 They've avoided every danger. 480 00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:31,042 Calm down. Mind your liver. 481 00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:34,375 Numbskull! I'll have you transferred to the land registry. 482 00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:37,917 The Russians must get their hands on that formula... 483 00:45:37,917 --> 00:45:40,208 But those two get away every time. 484 00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:43,708 The Russians don't know where the formula is... 485 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:46,833 That's why they want them alive. 486 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:50,750 If you tell them then they can kill them. 487 00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:52,708 That's true! 488 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:56,292 Armando, you've redeemed yourself. I'll take care of it. 489 00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:59,958 Can I shake some valves with the calculator now? 490 00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:02,500 Get me the double-cross team. 491 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:06,750 We'll barricade ourselves in. -Why is everyone after us? 492 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,375 Who goes there? -Room service. 493 00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:24,708 'Go to The Ritz' 494 00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:34,208 What have you done? -I wanted to see if there was more post. 495 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:44,167 Paris, city of a thousand lights... 496 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:19,042 Hello? This is Z4-K5... 497 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:23,208 Good evening, Ivan. You'll recognise them easily... 498 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:27,833 They have a white cross chalked on their backs. 499 00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:48,208 Maurice. 500 00:47:52,792 --> 00:47:56,625 They're dressed in blue and they have a white cross chalked on their backs. 501 00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:59,833 Good, they won't get away. 502 00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,542 Would you like to dance? -Sure, we'll dance! 503 00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:40,625 It's our job. Will you offer us a drink? 504 00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:44,292 Order what you want, mineral water, orangeade, milk... 505 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,500 Take it slowly. 506 00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:51,042 I'll have a Dom Perignon. -And I'll have a Don Pasquale! 507 00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:53,333 A long glass for me. 508 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:57,250 Will you dance with me? 509 00:49:23,208 --> 00:49:25,875 What is it? What's wrong with you? 510 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:58,542 We still haven't heard from Ivan! -Shall we call Knight? 511 00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:00,167 Try. 512 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,333 Hello? Hello? 513 00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:11,333 This is base Gymnasium. Is there any news? 514 00:51:11,542 --> 00:51:16,583 Haven't you eliminated those two guys with white crosses on their backs yet? 515 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,125 I'll have a look. 516 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:40,292 I'll take care of it right away. 517 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:48,958 This is the life, peaceful, and nothing to worry about! 518 00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:52,333 No reason to be suspicious, and no need to watch your back! 519 00:52:54,667 --> 00:52:58,750 I don't understand what happened, our men aren't replying. 520 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:03,792 I'm worried those two formidable American agents have already taken care of them. 521 00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:10,958 They're alive! -And our men? 522 00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:14,125 No trace! There's no time to lose. 523 00:53:20,542 --> 00:53:24,125 Take it. Drop it by their feet. 524 00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:28,708 And if it doesn't work, use the gamma-ray gun. 525 00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:41,958 What are you doing? 526 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:45,167 Stop acting like an idiot and get rid of that cigar. 527 00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:47,208 Get rid of that cigar. 528 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:01,667 Good evening, gentlemen. Would you like to dance with us? 529 00:54:02,167 --> 00:54:05,375 What shall we do? -Ciccio, we're 'dream lovers'. 530 00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:48,792 You don't move, we've been ordered to stay here. 531 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,750 Why don't we go somewhere? 532 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:55,042 Ciccio, we can't let them go. 533 00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:06,208 Thanks to you, we're going to have a great night. 534 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,458 Coming here was a great idea! 535 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:10,958 Good evening. 536 00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:13,583 What can we get you? 537 00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:18,792 You read it, My vision isn't with me tonight. 538 00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:21,792 He's a bit stupid! -A gift of nature! 539 00:55:22,542 --> 00:55:26,167 But this looks Chinese? -Sure, it's upside-down! 540 00:55:26,167 --> 00:55:28,583 I was distracted. -He's left-handed! 541 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:32,583 Spaghetti for everyone. -We don't have any. 542 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:34,792 Lasagne. -We don't have any. 543 00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:38,333 Vermicelli. -Vermicelli, they're very good! 544 00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:41,125 Let's hope they're nice. 545 00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:43,792 It's their speciality. 546 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,125 You say it so well! Here are the vermicelli. 547 00:55:49,167 --> 00:55:51,125 With a special sauce. 548 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,417 Are you sure they're vermicelli? -Sure! 549 00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:58,667 Idiot, it's pronounced 'Siculo'. -I'll be right back. 550 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:05,167 The vermicelli. 551 00:56:05,167 --> 00:56:07,125 But they're worms! 552 00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:10,083 Look, they're real. -They're worms with meat on the bone! 553 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,792 It's good meat. -How dare you, take them away. 554 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:17,333 Don't they have something simpler? -Simpler? I'll take care of it... 555 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,083 Moscato cutlets. 556 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:22,208 Moscato, okay! but how are they made? 557 00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:24,833 Dog meat and fly sauce. It's very good! 558 00:56:25,667 --> 00:56:28,917 I know what we need, it's a special milk soup. 559 00:56:28,917 --> 00:56:31,500 Okay, let's eat some milk. -Hold on... 560 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:35,333 I hope it's not ant milk. -Not ants! Just milk. 561 00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:37,500 Clear the table. 562 00:56:39,625 --> 00:56:42,083 You have strange taste. 563 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,625 Have a look. 564 00:56:45,417 --> 00:56:47,708 Disgusting beetles! 565 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:50,167 Beetles! -It's milk. 566 00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:54,458 Bring me those eggs. Yes, those eggs! 567 00:56:54,750 --> 00:56:57,208 We can eat them at least. 568 00:56:57,667 --> 00:56:59,458 How can you eat it? 569 00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,625 Extraordinary eggs. 570 00:57:02,958 --> 00:57:06,250 More? -Give me another one, I'm hungry. 571 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:09,083 Is it the egg of the day? -Of course! 572 00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:12,083 They're turtle eggs. 573 00:57:13,792 --> 00:57:16,250 Get him a drink. This man's dying! 574 00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:21,208 Drink. 575 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:29,292 This Lambrusco tastes great. -Snake's blood, skinned alive. 576 00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:35,708 Listen, Ciccio, I'm sorry you don't like our food... 577 00:57:36,292 --> 00:57:39,875 But I hope you'll like the taste of our flesh. 578 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,292 Who do you think we are? Cannibals? 579 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,917 No... 580 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:46,875 I'm talking about love. 581 00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:49,000 Follow me. 582 00:58:29,708 --> 00:58:31,958 Does this look like the type of place you'd make love? 583 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:35,000 It's going to be an unforgettable night. They're Orientals... 584 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,083 They have exotic techniques. 585 00:58:38,917 --> 00:58:41,250 I've always like exoticism! 586 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:49,333 We're going next door for a moment. We'll be right back. 587 00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:57,333 My one kissed me with her mouth 588 00:58:57,417 --> 00:58:59,542 Mine used her lips! 589 00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:10,083 Something tells me this bed has too many nails. 590 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:13,000 Exotic techniques! Fakirs make love on them. 591 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,625 Then it's tiring. -Why? 592 00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:16,792 If you need porters to make love. 593 00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:18,708 Not porters. Fakirs! 594 00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:21,458 Fakirs are Hindus. -Why? Aren't there two of us? 595 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:23,500 Hindu! 596 00:59:26,667 --> 00:59:29,167 Look at them. -The Chinese! 597 00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:36,042 Can we help you, gentlemen? 598 00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:38,625 We won't hurt you if you cooperate. 599 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:41,083 Give us the formula. -The secret formula. 600 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:44,375 Formula? Who's she? -Sorry, we haven't been introduced. 601 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:51,625 Where is it? -We can make this a lot worse. 602 00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:53,125 The goat. 603 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:57,458 What do they want from us? 604 01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:05,792 Ciccio, have you declared war on Hong Kong? 605 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,917 Their shoes. 606 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:16,250 I get it, they want to steal our shoes. 607 01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:21,208 Seeing as you don't want to cooperate, we're going to do something funny. 608 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,083 Put the salt on his feet. 609 01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:28,792 But my feet are clean! What are they doing? 610 01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:32,417 I don't have sweet feet, You're wasting time and salt! 611 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:36,458 We're going to make you die of laughter. 612 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:40,167 The goat likes salt. Lick! 613 01:00:41,083 --> 01:00:44,250 Help! It's ticklish! 614 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:51,625 The formula. -What formula? 615 01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:55,708 Great! You're a hero. 616 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,542 But I'll break you. 617 01:00:58,542 --> 01:01:03,583 Come on, beautiful, lick him. And don't stop till he's confessed. 618 01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:09,833 It's dead. 619 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,333 Poisoned? Holy Confucius! 620 01:01:17,958 --> 01:01:20,667 Now I'll try water torture. 621 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:32,500 If you don't confess, I'll fill you up with water until you explode. 622 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,875 But I don't have anything to say. 623 01:01:41,917 --> 01:01:44,875 Excuse me, why are you offering him a drink? 624 01:02:00,542 --> 01:02:02,625 You'll hurt him. 625 01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:13,333 Do you want to talk? 626 01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:14,917 Stop. 627 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:20,125 Do you want something? -Yes! 628 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:23,208 I'd like a glass of water. -Right away. 629 01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:26,250 I'll break you! -Hold on. 630 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:29,292 What are they doing to you? 631 01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:31,208 Be reasonable. 632 01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:34,083 Not fire. I don't like fire. 633 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,000 They're making a spit. 634 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,917 Stop it, sons of the setting sun! 635 01:02:39,917 --> 01:02:42,000 Don't offend them! 636 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:45,542 We'll make your friend talk. 637 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:52,875 Then we'll use the saw. 638 01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:10,708 Are you going to talk? -I have nothing to confess! 639 01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:04,792 His shoes! 640 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:38,583 Come out. -We don't have the key. 641 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,875 Come out. 642 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:50,458 Let's get out of here before more Chinese arrive. 643 01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:52,958 You freed us? Why? 644 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:56,708 Because we don't like the Chinese, just like you. 645 01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:19,333 The Russians finally managed to capture them. 646 01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:21,542 We can laugh about it now. 647 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:25,583 Just remember, it was my idea... 648 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:30,375 And now I'm tired of thinking about serious things. 649 01:05:30,583 --> 01:05:34,000 If it's Soraya calling for me... 650 01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,792 Tell her I've gone out. 651 01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:39,167 Hello? Yes, it's me. 652 01:05:40,292 --> 01:05:41,792 How? 653 01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:45,750 Are you serious? 654 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,917 That's impossible. 655 01:05:47,917 --> 01:05:50,417 Bicarbonate! 656 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:56,625 You're telling me the formula we sent you is for bicarbonate of soda? 657 01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:59,625 But how? It's absurd. 658 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:03,375 Yes, okay. I'll take care of it. 659 01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:05,542 I'll call you back. 660 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:14,667 Tell me, Armando, did you hear what happened? 661 01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:19,292 Fred, it was an unfortunate misunderstanding. 662 01:06:19,292 --> 01:06:22,292 Be quiet! Don't deny it or I'll remove your valves! 663 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:25,792 You've committed a terrible blunder... 664 01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:30,708 You gave the fake formula to the real agents and the real formula to those idiots. 665 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:32,375 What were you thinking? 666 01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:35,458 I was dreaming of shaking some valves with Sophia. 667 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:39,708 You can dream as much as you like but I'm having your sexual valves removed... 668 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:42,792 Then you'll stop thinking of women. 669 01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:46,583 Do you realise the mess you've caused? 670 01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:49,708 You made me gift the secret formula to the Russians... 671 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:52,458 And in a such a way that they'll discover it sooner! 672 01:06:53,292 --> 01:06:55,292 I'll show you. 673 01:06:55,417 --> 01:06:58,667 Don't do anything foolish. You have a family. 674 01:06:58,708 --> 01:07:01,375 No... Stop! 675 01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:05,833 Attention all agents on the French Riviera... 676 01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:08,583 Prepare to intervene with maximum urgency. 677 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:19,542 Mission accomplished, boss. -We don't know how to thank you. 678 01:07:19,667 --> 01:07:24,375 The formula is ours now. Bring in the dentist. 679 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,917 Who has a toothache? -I don't. 680 01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,792 What are you doing? 681 01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,708 What are they going to do to me? -How do I know! 682 01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:38,625 Nothing bad, we're just going to fix your teeth. 683 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:41,625 But his teeth are fine. -My teeth are fine! 684 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:45,792 There's nothing to fix. -Shut up, and open your mouth. 685 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:51,458 I said, open your mouth. -But his teeth are fine! 686 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:06,667 You see? He can say what he wants with that mouth. 687 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:15,125 Now we'll look for the tooth with a filling. 688 01:08:16,875 --> 01:08:19,042 Damn it. -What's wrong? 689 01:08:19,042 --> 01:08:22,083 They all have fillings! -What shall we do? 690 01:08:22,083 --> 01:08:24,750 Let's take them all out. 691 01:08:27,792 --> 01:08:30,458 I want to speak to my personal dentist. 692 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,917 Look. 693 01:08:51,917 --> 01:08:54,083 Bayonet shoes. 694 01:09:03,042 --> 01:09:05,333 The bayonets aren't working. 695 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:16,375 What happened? 696 01:09:17,042 --> 01:09:18,667 Follow me. 697 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:23,583 Where are they? Where did they go? 698 01:09:23,708 --> 01:09:27,000 Get them! Kill them if you like... 699 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,625 We know where the formula is now. Sound the alarm! 700 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,667 Run! Run! I'll send you to Siberia! 701 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,708 Dear comrades and students... 702 01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:47,500 Seduction is the primary weapon for a female spy... 703 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:50,000 No doubt about it. 704 01:09:50,417 --> 01:09:56,458 With courage and preparation you can obtain excellent results... 705 01:09:56,667 --> 01:10:01,375 But using your sex appeal... 706 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:05,333 The results will no doubt be exceptional! 707 01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:08,708 Natasha. Come here. 708 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:17,500 You're too clumsy. You're too stiff. 709 01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:21,167 You're not sexy at all! 710 01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:25,708 However, you have the right material! 711 01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:27,542 And with this material... 712 01:10:27,542 --> 01:10:32,375 You'll get more information than our finest Secret Service agents! 713 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:36,042 When you find the man you're looking for... 714 01:10:36,042 --> 01:10:40,500 You must try to provoke him without him noticing. 715 01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:42,417 Rule number one... 716 01:10:42,417 --> 01:10:46,833 Swing your hips when you walk, drawing attention to your derriere... 717 01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:50,750 Resulting in a slinky undulating movement! 718 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:52,625 You try. 719 01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:01,292 No, it's all wrong! Start again. 720 01:11:01,292 --> 01:11:03,000 It's impossible! 721 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:07,417 You couldn't conquer a soldier who's spent three months in isolation like that! 722 01:11:07,417 --> 01:11:09,625 See how it's done. 723 01:11:36,917 --> 01:11:40,000 Two guinea-pigs! 724 01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:43,667 Comrade (Russian) 725 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,500 Excuse me. 726 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:48,750 Mr. Tovarishch. -What are you doing? 727 01:11:49,792 --> 01:11:51,667 He's not around. -Shut up, fool. 728 01:11:51,667 --> 01:11:53,875 Come in, comrades. 729 01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:57,917 Now I'll let you sit down. 730 01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:00,542 Us? -Yes, yes. 731 01:12:00,542 --> 01:12:03,292 Natasha, come here. 732 01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:08,917 Do you know what 'da' means? -Yes. 733 01:12:08,917 --> 01:12:11,167 Tell me. -Yes. 734 01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:14,583 No, I said do you know what 'Da' means? -Yes. 735 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:17,292 Then why won't you tell me? -Yes! 736 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:20,958 Perhaps I haven't explained myself, I said, do you know what 'da' means? 737 01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:24,000 Yes, yes! -Then why won't you tell me? 738 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,958 I'm saying 'Yes, yes...' Do you understand? 739 01:12:26,958 --> 01:12:29,833 'Da' means 'Yes'. 740 01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:32,667 'Yes' is 'Da'. Yes. 741 01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,083 Sit down. 742 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:50,042 Natasha, do as I do, and remember Mata-Hari. 743 01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:14,125 What do they want? -Whatever they want is fine with me. 744 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:16,042 Not for me! 745 01:13:16,042 --> 01:13:20,083 Keep your clothes on, lady. Think of your health. 746 01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:22,542 It's cold. -Cold? It's hot here! 747 01:13:22,542 --> 01:13:26,208 Get undressed, quickly. -Let's not play games. 748 01:13:26,583 --> 01:13:29,125 I'm not used to this. 749 01:13:30,292 --> 01:13:34,708 I already have a toothache, please don't make me throw up! 750 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:38,958 This is going to end badly! 751 01:13:38,958 --> 01:13:41,833 Let's swap women. I'll give you ten roubles. 752 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:45,500 Leave me alone. -Take that bone away! 753 01:13:46,125 --> 01:13:48,292 Move your damned leg! 754 01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:51,292 Enough! I can't take this anymore. 755 01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:55,458 And now, the magic moment... 756 01:13:56,417 --> 01:14:00,042 A long kiss! 757 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:03,417 What do you want? -I want to give you a long kiss. 758 01:14:03,417 --> 01:14:06,708 Sure you don't want to swap? He's longer than I am! 759 01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:09,417 Request denied! 760 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:18,250 You're a man of steel. You can resist any form of seduction! 761 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,875 See if he's a man of steel as well. -I object! 762 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:24,042 Objection overruled! 763 01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:27,250 Shall we try changing the subject? 764 01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:31,167 Natasha! 765 01:14:31,625 --> 01:14:34,125 Take care of his comrade. 766 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:41,333 Little Franco's ready for you! 767 01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:45,625 There they are! 768 01:14:57,083 --> 01:15:01,042 Please, don't hurt my little man... 769 01:15:01,042 --> 01:15:05,083 Who kisses better than little Father Nikita! 770 01:15:17,417 --> 01:15:20,333 'Munitions Depot' 771 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,958 Where the hell are we? 772 01:15:24,042 --> 01:15:27,250 Watch out! 773 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:29,792 Light a match. -Wait... 774 01:15:30,875 --> 01:15:33,583 Hurry up. -My pocket is in the dark. 775 01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:44,208 It must be a warehouse full of lemons. 776 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:50,542 I burnt my finger. -Light another match. 777 01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:03,875 I've got a toothache. -Just think about getting out of here. 778 01:16:04,792 --> 01:16:06,208 What's this? 779 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:08,750 Look at all those candles. -Light one. 780 01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:13,292 Look at this one. It's so small. 781 01:16:17,667 --> 01:16:19,917 What does it say? 782 01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:24,458 Egg Marsala. (wine) -Pity, I wanted to get drunk. 783 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:29,250 My tooth is killing me. 784 01:16:30,417 --> 01:16:31,792 Put it out. 785 01:16:35,917 --> 01:16:37,750 They've gone. 786 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:39,917 Let's go this way. 787 01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:43,333 Let's take some candles. -Yes. 788 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:47,167 Light it. -It's fun lighting them! 789 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:56,375 My tooth still hurts. It never happened to me before. 790 01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:58,875 I told you not to think about it. 791 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:03,958 Where are we going? -There must be a way out over there. 792 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:25,833 Why did they run away? -They must have thought we were ghosts. 793 01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:29,333 Let's go this way. -Let's go. 794 01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:33,250 I still can't figure out why they ran away? 795 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:35,583 There's another door here. 796 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:39,417 Let's hope it's a good one. -Let's hope so. 797 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:45,000 This door isn't opening. -Push! 798 01:18:02,167 --> 01:18:05,000 We don't need these candles any more. 799 01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:27,917 Why did it explode? -They must have left the gas on. 800 01:18:27,917 --> 01:18:31,833 Let's just forget about it. -Why is everyone after us? 801 01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:33,375 How do I know? 802 01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:37,417 This tooth is driving me nuts -Don't think about it. 803 01:18:37,417 --> 01:18:40,583 How can I avoid it? It's in my mouth! 804 01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:44,875 What can I do? -I want to take it out. 805 01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:48,208 Where are you going to find a dentist? -Dentist! Are you my friend or not? 806 01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:51,458 As a friend you must share my pain, so you have to help me take it out. 807 01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:04,333 Shall we bring them in? -Wait, can still get away. 808 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:07,208 Sure. -Let's see what they're up to first. 809 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,125 Calm down! 810 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:22,250 Are you ready? -Yes. 811 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:24,417 I'm going. -Bon voyage! 812 01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:36,833 It's still there. -What can I do if it's like your head? 813 01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:39,417 It's not my fault. -Wait... 814 01:19:39,417 --> 01:19:41,875 Come with me. -Where are you taking me? 815 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:56,500 I don't understand what they're trying to do... 816 01:19:56,875 --> 01:20:00,167 It looks like they're trying to smash up a car. 817 01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:04,000 Do you think it's time to intervene? -Not yet. 818 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,500 Tell me what they're doing now? 819 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:10,250 I can't explain. They're standing by a tree... 820 01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:15,583 Tooth killer. 821 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:20,667 The death penalty has been abolished. -Not in France. 822 01:20:20,667 --> 01:20:25,000 I have one final request... -That's your right, what do you want? 823 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,625 I want you to get rid of this damned tooth. 824 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:29,667 That's what I'm doing! -Then hurry up. 825 01:20:29,667 --> 01:20:31,917 Are you ready? -Very! 826 01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:34,417 Long live Palermo and Santa Rosalia. 827 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:41,042 Have faith. 828 01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:44,125 Patience. 829 01:20:44,542 --> 01:20:47,958 It looks like one of them is trying to hang himself. 830 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:51,083 That would make our job easier! 831 01:20:56,292 --> 01:20:58,250 Mind my foot. 832 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:04,083 My foot and my tooth! My tooth and my foot! 833 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:12,083 What the hell are they up to? -They're so unpredictable. 834 01:21:12,083 --> 01:21:13,792 Keep your eyes open, guys... 835 01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:16,208 The boss will never forgive us if we let them get away. 836 01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:19,792 Are you sure it will work? -It will work... 837 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:21,917 The foot was all we needed! 838 01:21:22,417 --> 01:21:24,875 What are we getting rid of; your foot or your tooth? 839 01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,167 My tooth. -Then trust me. 840 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:29,333 Are you ready? -Very. 841 01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:48,083 We've lost contact. 842 01:21:49,792 --> 01:21:52,500 It must have been something serious. 843 01:21:54,292 --> 01:21:57,292 I bet those two killed him. 844 01:21:57,500 --> 01:21:59,458 Damn them. 845 01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:02,375 Are you sure this string will hold? 846 01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:03,417 I wouldn't want this to end up just like the other times. 847 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:09,833 It will hold! I'm a sea wolf! 848 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:11,667 And I'm a wolf cub. 849 01:22:14,208 --> 01:22:16,792 Always have faith. I'm going. 850 01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:19,917 They're getting away! 851 01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:21,958 We'll follow them in the speedboat. 852 01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:25,125 We must stop them from reaching the other beach, dead or alive! 853 01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:43,083 Help! 854 01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:54,583 What are they doing? -Nothing, they're just shooting at you. 855 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:29,667 How can I run? Can't you see I've got a flat? 856 01:23:29,875 --> 01:23:33,125 Besides, I still have a toothache and an injured foot! 857 01:23:39,792 --> 01:23:41,792 Watch where you�re going. 858 01:23:48,417 --> 01:23:50,125 There they are! Quick! 859 01:23:58,667 --> 01:24:00,833 Coast guard! 860 01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:09,833 I wasn't expecting this gallery! 861 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:20,208 They've vanished. 862 01:24:21,375 --> 01:24:23,458 This way. You go that way. 863 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,042 Mao-Tung, what are you doing? 864 01:24:25,042 --> 01:24:27,125 You fool! Which way did they go? 865 01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,708 Answer me. 866 01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:31,333 They got away. The one with the tooth was limping. 867 01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:32,542 The speedboat! 868 01:24:38,958 --> 01:24:41,375 Well? -I haven't seen them. 869 01:24:42,125 --> 01:24:43,833 They're not here. 870 01:24:43,833 --> 01:24:46,875 It's easy, one of them is limping. 871 01:24:55,042 --> 01:24:58,042 Look over there. That priest is limping. 872 01:24:58,042 --> 01:24:59,708 Do you see? 873 01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:03,167 You two! Stop! 874 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:11,208 They stole our robes! -Coast guard! 875 01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:47,500 What would you like? -Four drinks. 876 01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:52,583 They must be here. I saw the Americans walking around. 877 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:58,500 If the cat's here then the mouse can't be far away. 878 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:01,875 Where can those two mice be? 879 01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:06,083 There's a problem, I don't know what they look like. 880 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:09,125 Me neither. -You can't mistake them... 881 01:26:09,625 --> 01:26:11,708 It's very simple... 882 01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:15,292 You all heard Mao-Tung, the one with the tooth has a limp... 883 01:26:15,292 --> 01:26:17,375 You'll spot him straight away. 884 01:26:17,583 --> 01:26:20,417 I'm warning you, be extremely cautious... 885 01:26:20,417 --> 01:26:25,250 As soon as spot them, we'll remove the tooth from the one with a limp. 886 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,250 Kill them, if necessary. But silently! 887 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,708 We'll start here. 888 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:34,417 Keep your eyes open. They can't get away. 889 01:26:34,417 --> 01:26:38,000 Split up, and look for someone with a limp. 890 01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:29,417 No, it's not this one. -Let's go. 891 01:28:01,667 --> 01:28:04,875 No formula! Let's keep looking. 892 01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,917 Excuse me. 893 01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:42,833 It's me! What are you doing? Don't you recognise me? 894 01:29:43,042 --> 01:29:45,458 But you're limping. 895 01:29:48,167 --> 01:29:50,000 I get it. 896 01:30:00,958 --> 01:30:03,417 It's them! Over here! 897 01:30:13,667 --> 01:30:15,333 We got it! 898 01:30:17,083 --> 01:30:20,292 Are you sure he's a good dentist? -Don't worry... 899 01:30:20,292 --> 01:30:23,250 Don. Vincenzo assured me he's the best dentist in the area. 900 01:30:26,583 --> 01:30:29,375 Damn them. They ruined all my teeth. 901 01:30:30,333 --> 01:30:32,292 This way, please. 902 01:30:38,458 --> 01:30:40,917 The gentleman can sit on this chair. 903 01:30:40,917 --> 01:30:43,917 Thanks, but I'm getting off at the next stop. 904 01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:46,958 Pardon? -Forget it, he's a bit thick. 905 01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:50,000 I understand. The doctor will be with you shortly. 906 01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:02,583 Relax, nothing is going to happen to you. 907 01:31:17,667 --> 01:31:20,875 Guess who? -Ciccio, stop fooling around. 908 01:31:38,208 --> 01:31:41,750 Subtitled by Merlin www.cultfilmsubs.com 909 01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:44,125 May 201167807

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