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MORE, MORE, MORE PLAYING]
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* OOH...
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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR LOVE?
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BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW,
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HOW I REALLY FEEL,
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TAKE ME WHERE YOU WANT TO,
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ME AND MY HEART YOU STEAL,
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MORE, MORE, MORE... *
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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* OOH...
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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR LOVE? *
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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* HOW I REALLY FEEL,
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JUST TAKE ME WHERE YOU WANT TO,
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ME AND MY HEART YOU STEAL,
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MORE, MORE, MORE,
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HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
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HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
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MORE, MORE, MORE *
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Sean: MISS GARCIA, TELL US WHAT
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YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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Miss Garcia: LOOK WHAT
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A STUPID IDIOT I AM.
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IN THIS WORLD, YOU DON'T GET
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SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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WHY COULDN'T I JUST ACCEPT IT?
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Sean: BARBARA BUSBERGER
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REFERRED MISS GARCIA.
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SHE'S GENEROUSLY OFFERED TO
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COVER HER MEDICAL EXPENSES.
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Miss Garcia: SHE'S MY BOSS.
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SHE SAID I'D HAVE BAD SCARS
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IF I WENT TO MY H.M.O. CLINIC.
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Sean: MRS. BUSBERGER TOLD ME
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YOU'D BEEN TO A BOTOX PARTY.
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BUT, UM, HONESTLY, MISS GARCIA,
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THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
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THE RESULT OF BOTOX.
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Miss Garcia: IT'S NOT REALLY
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BOTOX.
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Christian: THEN WHAT WAS
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INJECTED INTO YOUR FACE?
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Miss Garcia: MY GIRLFRIEND
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LILLIAN AND ME--
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SHE'S A HOUSEKEEPER
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FOR A FAMILY IN BOCA--
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WE WERE HAVING OUR NAILS DONE
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AT MADAM ROSE'S, AND, UM, WE
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WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR LADIES.
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YOU KNOW, HOW GOOD THEY ALWAYS
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LOOK, HOW THEY NEVER AGE BECAUSE
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OF ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY AND
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THE BOTOX. MADAM ROSE, SHE SAYS
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SHE KNOWS THIS DOCTOR WHO MAKES
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HIS OWN BOTOX, ONLY IT LASTS
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LONGER THAN THE REAL KIND,
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AND IT'S CHEAPER. SO, WHEN
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MRS. BUSBERGER WENT TO SLOVENIA,
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I HAD A PARTY.
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* OOH... *
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Miss Garcia: AND HE SAID HE
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COULD DO 6 GIRLS FOR $600,
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WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD. SO,
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WE ALL SAVE UP AND HIRE HIM.
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WE ALL FELT LIKE WE HAD WON
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THE LOTTERY.
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WE ALL ENDED UP LIKE THIS.
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Christian: HAS ANYONE REPORTED
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THIS DOCTOR...OR MADAM ROSE?
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Miss Garcia: WE DON'T LIKE
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TO INVOLVE THE POLICE, IF YOU
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KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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SOME OF US AREN'T LEGAL.
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Christian: SO, IF IT'S NOT BOTOX
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THIS QUACK IS PEDDLING, DO YOU
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HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT IS?
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Miss Garcia: HE JUST CALLS IT
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BOBOTOX...AFTER HIS OWN NAME.
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HE HAS A REALLY WEIRD NAME.
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Christian: BOBOTOX?
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YOU MEAN BOBOLIT?
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Miss Garcia: YEAH.
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HIS NAME'S BOBOLIT.
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Bobolit: I WANT MY MONEY.
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* AHH...
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MAKE ME...
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BEAUTIFUL...
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MAKE ME...
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THE PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT...
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LIFE *
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[MACHINE BEEPING]
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[NIKKA COSTA'S EVERYBODY GOT
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THEIR SOMETHING PLAYING]
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* MY FACE TO THE SKY
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DREAMING ABOUT JUST HOW HIGH
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I COULD GO AND IF I KNOW
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WHEN I FINALLY GET THERE
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TAKING OFF MY GLASSES
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SUN POKES THROUGH MY LASHES
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AND SOMEHOW I KNOW THERE'S
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A TIME FOR EVERY STAR TO SHINE
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EVERYBODY GOT THEIR
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SOMETHING... *
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Sean: WELL, THIS IS A NEW LOW,
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EVEN FOR A HACK LIKE BOBOLIT.
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Christian: WHAT DO YOU THINK
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MERRIL'S PUTTING IN THIS STUFF?
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Sean: NECROSIS SEEMS CONSISTENT
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WITH SOME SORT OF SILICON BASE.
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WHAT REALLY SCARES ME IS HOW
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MANY OTHER WOMEN ARE OUT THERE
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WITH THIS POISON IN THEIR FACE.
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Liz: 100 BUCKS A POP, HE'S
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PROBABLY SHOT UP HALF THE
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HOUSEKEEPERS IN MIAMI BY NOW,
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AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM? MOVIES,
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MAGAZINES, TV SHOWS. WE'RE
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BOMBARDED DAILY BY IMAGES WE ALL
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ASPIRE TO, BUT CAN'T ATTAIN. YOU
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WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE, IT'LL
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MAKE YOU DO HORRIBLE THINGS.
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Christian: YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
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Sean: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]
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I WAS THE REASON MERRIL LOST
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HIS LICENSE, AND NOW HE'S
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HURTING THESE WOMEN.
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Sean: HE LOST HIS LICENSE
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BECAUSE HE OPERATED ON A DOG.
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Christian: WHICH HE NEVER WOULD
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HAVE DONE IF I HADN'T NASTILY
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REFERRED HIM THAT CASE AFTER
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WE DECLINED. I KNEW HE'D TAKE
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THE MONEY.
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Sean: BOBOLIT'S BEEN
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SELF-DESTRUCTING SINCE COLLEGE.
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HE WAS BOUND TO FALL OFF THE
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DEEP END SOONER OR LATER.
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Liz: THIS ISN'T JUST NEGLIGENCE,
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THIS IS CRIMINAL.
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Sean: YOU'RE RIGHT. REGARDLESS
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OF WHAT THIS WOMAN SAID,
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WE NEED TO GO THE POLICE.
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Christian: NO.
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WE GO TO THE POLICE, ALL WE'RE
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GONNA DO IS GET THESE WOMEN
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DEPORTED. IF I CAN TALK TO
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MERRIL, REASON WITH HIM, I'M
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SURE I'LL BE ABLE TO SHUT HIS
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OPERATION DOWN.
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I CAUSED THIS PROBLEM.
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LET ME FIX IT.
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Sean: 15 BLADE.
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* EVERYBODY GOT THAT SOMETHING *
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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Matt: NICE BUSINESS YOU GOT
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GOING. DID YOU, UH, STEAL THOSE
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THIS MORNING, TOO?
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Adrian: YEAH, WHILE YOU
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AND MY MOM WERE SOAPING EACH
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OTHER'S PRIVATES IN THE SHOWER.
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SHE'S GOT A LETHAL STASH OF
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VICODIN IN HER NIGHTSTAND,
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IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED.
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Matt: YEAH, WELL, I MIGHT HAVE,
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IF I HADN'T BEEN LOOKING FOR MY
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JACKET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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WEARING IT?
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Adrian: I NEEDED A SAFE PLACE
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TO KEEP MY PRODUCT FROM WOULD-BE
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NARCS. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I HAVE CUSTOMERS WAITING.
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Matt: LOOK, I NEVER SAID YOU
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COULD BORROW MY JACKET.
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Adrian: WELL, I NEVER SAID YOU
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COULD MOVE IN WITH MY MOM,
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SO GET USED TO IT.
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NOW, I GOT PULLED OUT OF MY
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SCHOOL AND PUT INTO YOURS
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SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY
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DOUBLE-DUTY CHAUFFER.
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Matt: THAT'S BULLSHIT, ASSHOLE.
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YOU GOT EXPELLED FROM YOUR
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SCHOOL FOR TRUANCY. THIS PLACE
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WAS YOUR LAST-DITCH HOPE FOR
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GRADUATION.
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Adrian: YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE,
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ASSHOLE. EVER SINCE YOU SHOWED
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UP, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET
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SHIT FROM HER ANYMORE, NOT EVEN
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LUNCH MONEY. CONSIDER THIS A
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DOWN PAYMENT ON WHAT YOU OWE ME.
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Matt: I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.
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HEY, GIVE ME MY JACKET BACK.
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UNH! OH!
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Adrian: NOW YOU GOT BLOOD ON IT.
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YOU'RE GONNA PAY TO GET
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THIS CLEANED.
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Soul II Soul: * BACK TO LIFE,
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BACK TO REALITY,
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BACK TO LIFE,
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BACK TO REALITY,
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BACK TO LIFE,
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BACK TO REALITY... *
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Woman: DR. BOBOLIT? YOU SAID
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MY CHEMICAL PEEL SHOULD BE ON
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FOR 10 MINUTES. IT'S BEEN
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AT LEAST 20.
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[BOBOLIT MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
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Woman: BUT I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE.
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MY FACE IS ON FIRE.
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[BOBOLIT EXHALES]
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* HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME,
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HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME,
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HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME,
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HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME *
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Bobolit: WIPE YOURSELF DOWN.
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MILD DISCOMFORT IS NORMAL FOR
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THE FIRST HOUR.
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[WOMAN MOANING PAINFULLY]
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* HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME,
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HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME *
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Debbie Gibson: * NO...
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ONLY IN MY DREAMS,
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AS REAL AS IT MAY SEEM... *
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Cashier: MANI OR PEDI?
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Christian: BOBOTOX.
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Cashier: MADAM ROSE TAKING
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CIGARETTE BREAK OUT BACK.
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YOU WAIT.
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Christian: I HAVE
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AN APPOINTMENT.
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Bobolit: COLD COMPRESS AND
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ASPIRIN SHOULD HELP.
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Woman: THANK YOU.
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Christian: LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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I'M A REAL DOCTOR.
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Christian: CHRIST.
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Bobolit: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
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YOU'LL BE FINE. I'M THE BEST.
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PAY MADAM ROSE OUTSIDE.
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Christian: MY CARD.
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CALL ME TOMORROW. I'LL GIVE YOU
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A FREE FOLLOW-UP.
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Woman: GRACIAS.
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Christian: NICE PLACE, MERRIL.
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HOW LONG YOU BEEN SQUATTING?
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Bobolit: I KNEW YOU'D SHOW UP.
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COMING TO RUB IT IN? THINK YOU
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CAN KICK OLD MERRIL WHEN HE'S
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DOWN? WELL, JOKE'S ON YOU,
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CHRISTIAN. I'M DOING BETTER
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THAN I EVER WAS.
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Christian: REALLY? BECAUSE WHEN
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I STOPPED BY YOUR HOUSE EARLIER,
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THE NEW OWNER LIVING THERE SAID
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THAT HE BOUGHT THE HOUSE FROM
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THE BANK AT FORECLOSURE.
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Bobolit: BOBOTOX IS A
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REVOLUTION, CHRISTIAN. FOR THE
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FIRST TIME, ALL WOMEN--NOT JUST
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THE PRIVILEGED--CAN AFFORD TO
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LOOK GOOD. IT'S LITERALLY
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CHANGING THE FACE OF PLASTIC
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SURGERY.
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Christian: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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SEAN AND I HAD TO REMOVE THE
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SCALP OF ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS
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THE OTHER DAY.
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Bobolit: MADAM ROSE AND I ARE
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STILL PERFECTING THE FORMULA.
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Christian: YOU CONCOCTED THAT
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CRAP WITH A WOMAN WHO RUNS
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A NAIL SALON?
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Bobolit: MANICURIAL EMPIRE. SHE
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HAS 3 LOCATIONS. WE MET IN
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BANKRUPTCY COURT AFTER HER
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MASSAGE PARLORS WENT BELLY UP.
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THERE IS ONE THING I DID LEARN
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FROM YOU, CHRISTIAN. A PARTNER
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IS THE KEY TO ANY SUCCESSFUL
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BUSINESS.
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Christian: YOU'RE HANGING ON BY
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A THREAD HERE, MERRIL.
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I CAME TO OFFER MY HELP.
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Bobolit: YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.
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AFTER THE KIMBER DEBACLE,
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I FINALLY FOUND A LADY
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WHO MAKES ME VERY HAPPY.
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SEE?
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[GAS HISSING]
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I'M JUST LIKE YOU.
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I GOT IT ALL.
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[INHALING]
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Christian: HOW LONG YOU BEEN
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SUCKING ON THAT THING?
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Bobolit: I DON'T REALLY COUNT
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THE FIRST 6 MONTHS.
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Christian: YOU'RE COMING WITH
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ME, MERRIL. I'M GONNA GET YOU
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INTO A GOOD 12-STEP PROGRAM,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA GET BETTER.
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YOU CAN CLEAN UP AND START
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YOUR BUSINESS OVER.
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Madam Rose: OUR BUSINESS IS
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FINE, HOT SHIT. HEY, WHAT THE
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HELL IS GOING ON, BOBOLIT?
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WE GOT PATIENTS OUTSIDE
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WHO PAY CASH.
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Bobolit: CHRISTIAN, THIS IS
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MADAM ROSE. SHE'S SHORT.
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Madam Rose: YOU SOCIALIZE
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AFTER WORK, BOBOLIT.
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Christian: THIS ISN'T
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SOCIALIZING, THIS IS AN
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INTERVENTION. MERRIL'S NOT
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FEELING GOOD, AND I'M TAKING
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HIM HOME.
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Madam Rose: NOT FEELING GOOD?
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OH, HE JUST NEEDS SOME GAS.
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Christian: ARE YOU KIDDING?!
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HE DOESN'T NEED THIS.
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THIS IS KILLING HIM!
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GET YOUR SHIT. WE'RE LEAVING.
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Madam Rose: HE'S NOT GOING
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ANYWHERE. HE HAS FULL SCHEDULE
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TODAY.
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Christian: LISTEN, LADY, THIS
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CHOP SHOP OF YOURS IS OPERATING
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ILLEGALLY!
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[RING]
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[RING]
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[RING]
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CAN I CALL YOU BACK, MATTY?
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YOU'RE GETTING SUSPENDED?
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Ava: THE BOYS WERE SET UP,
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MISS WENTWORTH. THEY'RE
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NON-CONFORMING INDIVIDUALS WHO
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ARE BOTH HANDSOME AND
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HIGH-ACHIEVING, PERFECT TARGETS
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FOR IGNORANT, ENVIOUS TYPES.
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Miss Wentworth: I THINK YOU'RE
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IN A BIT OF DENIAL, MRS. MOORE.
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Ava: MS.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Christian: HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
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Miss Wentworth: HAVE A SEAT,
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MR. McNAMARA.
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Christian: IT'S TROY.
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DR. CHRISTIAN TROY.
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Miss Wentworth: I'M CONFUSED.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS FATHER.
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Christian: I AM. I'M HIS, UH,
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BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
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Matt: I HAVE 2 DADS.
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Miss Wentworth: WELL, WAS THERE
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A DIVORCE?
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OH, GOT IT. 2 DADS. EMILY WILLIS
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HAS 2 MOMMIES. WE'RE SEEING MORE
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AND MORE OF THIS.
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Christian: MATT'S FATHER IS MY
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PARTNER, DR. SEAN McNAMARA.
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Miss Wentworth: I UNDERSTAND.
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Matt: THEY'RE NOT GAY,
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MISS WENTWORTH. MY MOM SLEPT
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WITH CHRISTIAN BEFORE SHE
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MARRIED MY DAD.
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Adrian: TECHNICALLY, I DON'T
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HAVE ANY FATHER FIGURES, BUT
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MATT'S LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND
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SCREWING MY MOM, SO I PRETEND
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HE'S MY DAD.
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Ava: IT'S TRUE, MISS WENTWORTH.
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MATT AND I ARE LOVERS. I WAS
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HIS LIFE COACH.
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Adrian: YOU SEE, MATT HAS A
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PROBLEM. HE'S A PREMATURE
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EJACULATOR.
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Miss Wentworth: OK, ENOUGH.
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I DEAL WITH DYSFUNCTIONAL
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FAMILIES ON A DAILY BASIS.
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AND TRUST ME, EVERYONE HAS A
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STORY, AND NONE OF YOU ARE THAT
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SPECIAL. 30-DAY SUSPENSION IS
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WHAT WE GIVE WHEN DRUGS ARE
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INVOLVED. END OF SUBJECT.
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Ava: PRINCIPAL WENTWORTH, THAT
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SOLUTION TO A SIMPLE SCHOOLYARD
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DUST-UP IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
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I PREFER WE COME TO A MORE
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REASONABLE SOLUTION RIGHT HERE,
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BUT, UM, IF WE CAN'T, I'M NOT
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ABOVE CALLING A LAWYER IN.
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Miss Wentworth: EXCUSE ME,
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MS. MOORE. IF I HAD A DIME FOR
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EVERY TIME A PARENT THREATENED
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LEGAL ACTION, I'D BE LIVING IN
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KEY WEST SIPPING PINA COLADAS
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AND WRITING SHORT STORIES.
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Christian: LET'S TRY AND FIND
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A COMPROMISE, SHALL WE, LADIES?
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WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO CUT THE
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BOYS SOME SLACK? COULD THE
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SCHOOL USE A NICE CONTRIBUTION
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FOR COMPUTER UPGRADES?
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A BRAND-NEW DIGITAL SCOREBOARD?
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Miss Wentworth: IT AMAZES ME
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HOW MANY PARENTS THINK THAT
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MONEY IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR
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PARENTING SKILLS. YOUR CHILDREN
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ALWAYS GIVE YOU AWAY. THERE ARE
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STUDENTS IN THIS SCHOOL,
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STUDENTS WITH BRAINS WHO ARE
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FAILING EVERY SUBJECT, AND ALL
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THEY TALK ABOUT IS JUICY COUTURE
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AND $300 BLOND STREAKS AND
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EXPENSIVE LEATHER JACKETS THAT
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THEY'RE WILLING TO BLEED OVER.
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ALL THAT OPPORTUNITY AND
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RESOURCE, AND YOU SQUANDER
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IT ALL.
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Ava: IT MUST BE DIFFICULT NOT
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TO BE BITTER. TEACHERS SIMPLY
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AREN'T COMPENSATED IN OUR
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SOCIETY. I THINK THAT'S WHY
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I BECAME A LIFE COACH--
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SO I COULD INSTRUCT AND
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COMMAND A FAIR FEE.
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Miss Wentworth: IS THERE
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A SCHOOL FOR THAT? SIGN ME UP.
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Ava: YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF
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STRESS. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR
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FACE. YOU'RE EXHAUSTED. YOU
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COULD PUT GROCERIES IN THOSE
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BAGS. IN FACT, WHEN YOU
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MENTIONED YOUR DREAM OF WRITING
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EARLIER, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT YOU
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LOOKED 10 YEARS YOUNGER.
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DR. TROY IS A WORLD-CLASS
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PLASTIC SURGEON.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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Christian: I AM NOT OPERATING
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ON THAT WOMAN. EVEN
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A PRACTICING CYNIC LIKE ME
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CAN'T LIVE WITH IT. NO.
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Ava: DON'T BE A SHORT-SIGHTED
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FOOL. NEITHER YOUR SON NOR MINE
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CAN TAKE A SCHOOL SUSPENSION ON
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THEIR PERMANENT RECORD 6 MONTHS
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BEFORE THEY APPLY TO COLLEGES.
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THEY'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED
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TO IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS.
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Christian: OH...SEAN WILL NEVER
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GO FOR IT.
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Ava: THAT'S WHY I SUGGESTED
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IT MIGHT BE BETTER
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IF HE CALLED YOU.
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Christian: BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
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I'D BE A BIGGER PUSHOVER?
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THINK AGAIN, SWEETHEART.
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Ava: NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE SMARTER.
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DISCIPLINING THESE BOYS, BEING
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A TASKMASTER OF A PARENT WON'T
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CORRECT THEIR MISTAKE. AN EYE
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JOB ON THAT FAT-ASS SLOTH WILL.
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Christian: I SAID NO.
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Ava: YOU KNOW, IT BOGGLES THE
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MIND THAT AFTER 17 YEARS OF
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LOST OPPORTUNITY, YOU'D
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SQUANDER THIS CHANCE TO ACT
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LIKE A FATHER TO MATT.
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Christian: HE WAS DOING FINE
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UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
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I KNOW THOSE DRUGS WERE YOURS.
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I'M GETTING THIS BOY AWAY FROM
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YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
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Ava: I LOVE MATT. I CARE FOR
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HIM DEEPLY. AND UNLIKE YOU,
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I'M CONCERNED FOR HIS FUTURE.
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YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR BOY
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FROM THE TRUE EVILS OF
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THE WORLD--UNEMPLOYMENT
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AND PERSONAL APATHY?
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THEN HELP HIM GET INTO COLLEGE.
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[VILLAGE PEOPLE'S KEY WEST
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PLAYING]
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* MAMA, I'M FREEZING,
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MAMA, I'M FREEZING,
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I WANT TO GO TO THE SUN,
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TO THE SUN,
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I'M HEADED FOR KEY WEST...
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THE KEY TO HAPPINESS,
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I'M ON THE RUN,
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GONNA HAVE SOME FUN,
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I'M HEADED FOR KEY WEST...
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WHERE LEISURE LIFE'S THE BEST,
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OH, YEAH,
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GONNA SPEND THE DAY,
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LYIN' IN THE SUN *
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Sean: MY 9 A.M. CANCELED. I CAN
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ASSIST WITH THE STITCHING UP.
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Christian: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I GOT IT.
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Sean: I GOT ITCHY HANDS.
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ISN'T THIS, UH, WHAT'S-HER-NAME?
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THE PRINCIPAL OF MATT'S SCHOOL?
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I MET HER LAST YEAR AT
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PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT.
518
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,677
WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS
519
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,479
SURGERY?
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00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,414
Christian: BECAUSE I WAS HOPING
521
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,650
THAT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO KNOW.
522
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,785
Sean: OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN.
523
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,355
YOU'VE SLEPT WITH SOME STRANGE
524
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,723
TYPES, BUT A 50-YEAR-OLD
525
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,558
HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL?
526
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,292
Christian: PUT IT
527
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:39,859
ON MY TOMBSTONE:
528
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,328
"HERE LIES CHRISTIAN TROY.
529
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,695
HE WAS NEVER PREDICTABLE."
530
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,763
* KEY WEST
531
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,565
I KNOW, I KNOW... *
532
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,300
Sean: WAIT A SECOND. HOW DID
533
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,369
YOU MEET MISS WENTWORTH?
534
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,403
ARE YOU AND JULIA ATTENDING
535
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,704
SCHOOL FUNCTIONS TOGETHER NOW?
536
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,805
PLAYING MOM AND POP?
537
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:53,773
Christian: IT'S GOT NOTHING TO
538
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,675
DO WITH JULIA, SEAN. IT'S MATT.
539
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,244
Sean: WHAT ABOUT MATT?
540
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,445
Christian: HE GOT IN TROUBLE.
541
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,479
THERE WAS A FIGHT. THEY FOUND
542
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,347
SOME PRESCRIPTION DRUGS
543
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,848
IN HIS JACKET.
544
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,183
THEY WEREN'T HIS, BY THE WAY.
545
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,151
Sean: BUT I'VE MET
546
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:04,851
MISS WENTWORTH. WHY DID SHE
547
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,885
CALL YOU INSTEAD OF ME?
548
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:06,719
Christian: MATT CALLED ME.
549
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,687
Sean: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME,
550
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,421
GODDAMN IT!
551
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,356
Christian: BECAUSE I WAS TRYING
552
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,623
TO PROTECT YOU, SEAN. I WAS
553
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,159
TRYING TO GIVE YOU A BREAK.
554
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,593
Sean: OH. THE NEW-IMPROVED,
555
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,228
COMPASSIONATE CHRISTIAN.
556
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,829
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
557
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:17,730
YOU JUST WANT MY RELATIONSHIP
558
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,665
WITH MY SON. THAT'S WHY YOU
559
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,433
DIDN'T CALL ME.
560
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,768
* YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'LL MEET
561
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,835
LISTEN HERE
562
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,737
THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT
563
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,339
ALL DAY AND NIGHT... *
564
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,540
Sean: WHAT WAS THE UPSHOT?
565
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,475
Christian: SHE WANTED TO SUSPEND
566
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,210
THE BOYS, BUT AVA CONVINCED HER
567
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,511
TO TRADE PLASTIC SURGERY
568
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,712
FOR A CLEAN SLATE.
569
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,850
Sean: HERE'S THE NEW WORLD
570
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,652
ORDER, CHRISTIAN. YOU KEEP MATT
571
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,753
INFORMED ON HOW TO MINIMIZE
572
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,255
ORANGE STREAKING AT SPRAY-ON
573
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,823
TANNING SALONS. I'M IN CHARGE
574
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,757
OF ALL MATTERS CONCERNING
575
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,559
HIS EDUCATION.
576
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,827
* GONNA SPEND THE DAY
577
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,729
LYIN' IN THE SUN *
578
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,601
Adrian: YOU'VE BEEN STANDING
579
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,735
THERE THIS WHOLE TIME,
580
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,503
HAVEN'T YOU?
581
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,470
Matt: NO, I JUST WALKED IN.
582
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,371
Adrian: YOU WANT TO GUESS WHAT
583
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,339
I'VE BEEN DOING IN THERE?
584
00:18:59,339 --> 00:18:59,906
Matt: NO.
585
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:00,873
Adrian: I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
586
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,609
IT INVOLVED MY RIGHT HAND.
587
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,510
Matt: YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH,
588
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,544
YOU KNOW THAT?
589
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,478
Adrian: OH, COME ON, COME ON.
590
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,613
COME ON AND SEE THIS.
591
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,856
YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUCH
592
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,391
A PICASSO, DID YOU?
593
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,592
Matt: THAT'S BRILLIANT. YOU
594
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,560
THINK NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW WHO
595
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,794
DID THAT NOW?
596
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,463
Adrian: COME ON. I THINK
597
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,464
I CAPTURED YOUR CUM-FACE
598
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,998
PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU? I MEAN,
599
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,801
I'VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES.
600
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:29,702
Matt: YOU KNOW, MAN, CHRISTIAN
601
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,404
PUT HIS ASS ON THE LINE TO SAVE
602
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,340
BOTH OF US YESTERDAY. WHY DON'T
603
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,975
YOU DO SOMETHING NICE? OR AT THE
604
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,677
VERY LEAST, JUST BE GRATEFUL.
605
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,645
Adrian: YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD
606
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,546
LEARN TO EXPRESS MYSELF
607
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,581
IN A HEALTHIER MANNER. I THINK
608
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:45,685
I'M JUST ENVIOUS OF YOU, MATT.
609
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,819
YOU HAVE 2 DADS THAT LOOK AFTER
610
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,956
YOU NOW. I NEVER EVEN HAD ONE.
611
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,525
Matt: WELL, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY
612
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,993
WANT TO THINK, ADRIAN, HAVING 2
613
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,796
FATHERS IS PRETTY COMPLICATED.
614
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,898
Adrian: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
615
00:19:58,898 --> 00:19:59,866
YOU WEREN'T REALLY HAVING ANY
616
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,767
PROBLEMS UNTIL THE SECRET OF
617
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,869
YOUR PATERNITY CAME OUT. SO, IN
618
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,504
A WEIRD WAY, I GUESS YOU COULD
619
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,838
SAY THAT WE'RE BOTH IN THIS
620
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:06,806
TOGETHER.
621
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,581
I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
622
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,648
IS MAYBE WE SHOULD LEARN TO GET
623
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,983
ALONG. I MEAN, IT WOULD BE
624
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,984
BETTER FOR EVERYONE IN THE
625
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,719
LONG RUN, DON'T YOU THINK?
626
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,440
Matt: ALL RIGHT, THEN. TRUCE.
627
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,678
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
628
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,518
Adrian: HEY, TREVOR, USE THIS
629
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,552
ONE HERE. THAT ONE'S EMPTY.
630
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,356
[WATER RUNNING]
631
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,963
Bobolit: HI, I'M MERRIL...
632
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,635
AND I'M A DRUG ADDICT.
633
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,737
All: HI, MERRIL.
634
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,372
Bobolit: THIS IS ONLY MY SECOND
635
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,873
MEETING, SO I WON'T BORE YOU
636
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,908
WITH MY TALE OF THE CRAVINGS
637
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,510
I'VE HAD TODAY OR HOW HARD
638
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,847
IT IS TO GIVE UP THE TANK.
639
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,583
WHAT I'D LIKE TO SHARE INSTEAD
640
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,051
IS THE REAL REASON I'M GONNA
641
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,786
KICK MY HABIT AND GET MY LIFE
642
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,690
BACK ON TRACK. CHRISTIAN TROY,
643
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,425
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
644
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,660
[WEAK APPLAUSE]
645
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,402
FIRST OF ALL, I WOULDN'T BE HERE
646
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,737
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS MAN.
647
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,407
AND...BY THAT, I MEAN I PROBABLY
648
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,808
NEVER WOULD HAVE LOST MY
649
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,942
BUSINESS AND GONE ON DRUGS IN
650
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,380
THE FIRST PLACE. HEH HEH.
651
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,053
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IT'S BECAUSE
652
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:05,825
OF HIM...THAT I HAVE A CHANCE TO
653
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,428
LEAVE BEHIND A LIFE THAT WAS...
654
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:12,532
SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL.
655
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:17,136
YOU GAVE ME HOPE AGAIN.
656
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,071
AND I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO
657
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:24,411
KNOW...I LOVE YOU, MAN.
658
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,586
DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT CRAP.
659
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,588
LET'S GO GRAB DINNER.
660
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,723
Christian: CAN'T. I GOT
661
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:37,890
SURGERY IN THE MORNING.
662
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,492
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
663
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,193
Bobolit: I USED TO.
664
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,464
THAT'S OK. IT'S OK.
665
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,466
I HAD MY EYE ON THAT LITTLE
666
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,868
FILLY OVER THERE ANYWAY. I WAS
667
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,136
THINKING I'D ASK HER OUT.
668
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,538
Christian: WHICH ONE?
669
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,044
OH...AREN'T THERE RULES ABOUT
670
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,079
DATING PEOPLE IN THE GROUP?
671
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,080
Bobolit: I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP
672
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,015
WITH HER, CHRISTIAN. I JUST WANT
673
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,717
TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE WHO'S
674
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,619
GOING THROUGH WHAT I AM.
675
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,087
A FRIEND. NOW, IF THAT LEADS TO
676
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,623
A BLOW JOB.
677
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:11,724
Christian: SHE'S COMING OVER.
678
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,229
Hannah: HI.
679
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,065
Bobolit: MERRIL BOBOLIT.
680
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,967
YOU ARE?
681
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,569
Hannah: HANNAH. THAT WAS
682
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:23,836
A TOUCHING SPEECH THAT YOU MADE
683
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,705
EARLIER, MERRIL.
684
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,774
Bobolit: THANK YOU. IT CAME
685
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,776
FROM THE HEART. I REALLY TRIED--
686
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:30,710
Hannah: WHAT I WAS REALLY
687
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,911
IMPRESSED WITH, THOUGH, WAS
688
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,881
YOUR STORY. I REALLY WANTED TO
689
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,684
KNOW MORE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.
690
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:40,953
THIS IS MY NUMBER. I'M GOING TO
691
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,223
HAVE DINNER WITH SOME FRIENDS
692
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,858
A CALL LATER, AND WE CAN MEET
693
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,027
FOR COFFEE.
694
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,935
[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]
695
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,003
MAYBE SHE'S GOT A SISTER.
696
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,038
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
697
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,609
[RING]
698
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,978
[RING]
699
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:09,516
[RING]
700
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:12,885
WHAT'S GOING ON, MATTY?
701
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:16,956
I CAN'T HELP YOU. I'M SORRY.
702
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,658
YOU NEED TO CALL SEAN.
703
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:19,892
Miss Wentworth: AS YOU KNOW,
704
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,160
I WAS OUT OF THE OFFICE
705
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,795
RECUPERATING FROM SURGERY WHEN
706
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,531
THIS DISGUSTING EVENT TOOK
707
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:27,099
PLACE. THE PARENTS OF THE BOY
708
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,167
WHO WASHED HIS HANDS IN THE
709
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,169
URINE ARE VERY UPSET.
710
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,303
Ava: MISS WENTWORTH, I SIMPLY
711
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,540
CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY MATT AND
712
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,841
MY SON HAVE BEEN CALLED ON THE
713
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:36,543
CARPET FOR THIS JUVENILE PRANK.
714
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,177
YOU LOOK 10 YEARS YOUNGER,
715
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:38,845
BY THE WAY.
716
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,650
Miss Wentworth: TREVOR HAYES,
717
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,084
THE STUDENT WHO WASHED HIS HANDS
718
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,318
IN THE URINE, SAID THAT ADRIAN
719
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,220
AND MATT WERE AT THE SINK JUST
720
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,757
BEFORE THE INCIDENT OCCURRED.
721
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:51,624
Adrian: TREVOR HAYES
722
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:52,559
IS AN UNSTABLE LIAR AND
723
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,026
A CRYSTAL METH ADDICT.
724
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,027
Miss Wentworth: HE SAID THAT YOU
725
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,295
DIRECTED HIM TO WASH HIS HANDS
726
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,598
IN THE URINE, ADRIAN.
727
00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,567
Ava: CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE.
728
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,935
COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE GOING.
729
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:03,736
Sean: SIT DOWN!
730
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,276
Sean: DID YOU URINATE IN THE
731
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,945
SOAP DISPENSER, MATT?
732
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:17,016
[MATT LAUGHS]
733
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,050
Sean: THIS ACT OF AGGRESSION
734
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,351
ISN'T FUNNY. WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT
735
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,086
IT?
736
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,187
Matt: YEAH, THIS WHOLE THING IS
737
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,822
FUNNY, DAD. IT'S IDIOTIC.
738
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:23,823
Sean: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION,
739
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,925
MATT. DID YOU DO THIS?
740
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,226
Matt: NO.
741
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,361
Sean: ADRIAN, WAS IT YOU?
742
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,963
Adrian: OOH. HE'S SCARY, YOUR
743
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,332
OTHER DAD.
744
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,300
Sean: YOU'RE NOT LEAVING HERE
745
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,668
UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER.
746
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:36,836
Ava: DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN MY
747
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:37,303
SON.
748
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,713
Adrian: YEAH. I URINATED IN THE
749
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,281
SOAP DISPENSER. YOU WANNA SPANK
750
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:52,284
ME?
751
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,386
Sean: YOUR SON IS YET ANOTHER
752
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,822
REMINDER OF WHAT A MONSTROUS
753
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,724
FRAUD YOU ARE, AVA. I'M TEMPTED
754
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,325
TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. BUT I'M
755
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:03,362
NOT HIS FATHER. I'M YOURS.
756
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,264
AND HERE'S THE NEW REGIME. UNTIL
757
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,666
FURTHER NOTICE, YOU WILL REPORT
758
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:07,867
TO MY OFFICE EVERY DAY AFTER
759
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,168
SCHOOL WHERE WE'LL FIND PLENTY
760
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,737
OF MEANINGLESS BUSY WORK TO KEEP
761
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:11,871
YOU OUT OF TROUBLE.
762
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,372
Matt: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
763
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,141
Sean: YES, YOU DID, MATT. YOUR
764
00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:16,175
LACKADAISICAL BEHAVIOR LATELY
765
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,910
SCREAMS OUT FOR BOUNDARIES. SO
766
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,411
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME. YOU
767
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,747
WILL NOT FAIL TO SHOW UP. YOU
768
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,281
WILL NOT EVEN BE LATE OR YOU'LL
769
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:23,249
FINISH OUT YOUR EDUCATION
770
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,183
AT A MILITARY SCHOOL
771
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,952
OF MY CHOICE. GOT IT?
772
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:27,253
Ava: MATT'S OUTGROWN THE SABER
773
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,021
RATTLING. DON'T PAY ANY
774
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,823
ATTENTION TO HIS MACHO
775
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,124
POSTURING, MATT. WE CAN FILE FOR
776
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,425
LEGAL EMANCIPATION.
777
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,027
Sean: YOU DO THAT, LADY, AND IN
778
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,262
THE 2 MONTHS IT TAKES TO GET THE
779
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,830
APPROVAL OF THE COURT, I'LL TALK
780
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,298
TO THE PRESS. I'LL DISCREDIT YOU
781
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,867
AS A PEDOPHILE AND A KIDNAPPER
782
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,034
AND AN OVERALL MENACE TO
783
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,402
SOCIETY, AND THEN WE'LL SEE HOW
784
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,104
SOON YOUR LIFE COACH BUSINESS
785
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,072
GOES BELLY UP.
786
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,006
Ava: I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR
787
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,240
EMPTY THREATS.
788
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,743
Sean: YOU SHOULD BE, AVA. YOU
789
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,011
SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID.
790
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,994
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
791
00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:12,899
Adrian: THINK YOU'RE CLEVER NOW,
792
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:16,468
DON'T YOU? WHERE ARE THEY?
793
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,436
Matt: WHERE ARE WHAT?
794
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:18,437
Adrian: LET'S SEE. I GET OUT OF
795
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,872
THE SHOWER, GO TO GET DRESSED.
796
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,273
BUT MY--MY CLOSET, MY DRESSER,
797
00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:22,374
MY LAUNDRY BAG ARE COMPLETELY
798
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:23,843
EMPTY ALL OF A SUDDEN.
799
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,344
Matt: WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL,
800
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:29,281
ADRIAN. YOU'VE GONE INSANE.
801
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:30,182
Adrian: WHERE ARE THEY?
802
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:30,983
Ava: COME IN AND SEE FOR
803
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,020
YOURSELF. ADRIAN, THIS IS
804
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,822
ALFONZO TEHUME, JR. YOU MAY HAVE
805
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:36,956
MET HIM IN PASSING. HIS FATHER'S
806
00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:37,990
BEEN CLEANING OUR POOL FOR THE
807
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,458
LAST 4 YEARS.
808
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,292
Adrian: ARE YOU WEARING MY
809
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,027
SHIRT, DUDE?
810
00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:43,830
Ava: AND PANTS. OH, SHOES, TOO.
811
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,097
UH, FORTUNATELY, YOU TWO ARE
812
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,033
ALMOST THE SAME SIZE, AND HE
813
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,200
DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH. SO DON'T
814
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,302
TRY AND MAKE A SCENE RIGHT NOW.
815
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,170
Adrian: WHY IS HE WEARING MY
816
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,071
CLOTHES, MOTHER?
817
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:52,972
Ava: BECAUSE HE DESERVES THEM
818
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,941
MORE THAN YOU. DID YOU KNOW HE
819
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:55,842
AND HIS FATHER CAME TO THIS
820
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,376
COUNTRY FROM EL SALVADOR 5 YEARS
821
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,378
AGO WITH NO MONEY? TO HELP OUT,
822
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,347
ALFONZO WORKS 2 JOBS. YOU, ON
823
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:02,782
THE OTHER HAND, ARE A SPOILED
824
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:03,850
ONLY CHILD WHO'S GOTTEN
825
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,818
EVERYTHING HE'S EVER WANTED AND
826
00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:08,054
NEVER APPRECIATED ANY OF IT.
827
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:08,988
THE FACT THAT YOU CONTINUE TO
828
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,189
ACT OUT AT SCHOOL IS
829
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,057
UNACCEPTABLE.
830
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,329
I'VE REALIZED THAT MAYBE--
831
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,266
MAYBE SEAN IS RIGHT. MAYBE GOOD
832
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,367
OLD-FASHIONED DISCIPLINE IS IN
833
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,536
ORDER. SO AS PUNISHMENT, I'VE
834
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,039
GIVEN AWAY YOUR CLOTHES.
835
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,008
Matt: AVA, WHAT IS HE GONNA WEAR
836
00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,510
TO SCHOOL?
837
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,444
Ava: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND
838
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,412
SOMETHING AT THE GOODWILL FOR
839
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:40,787
THIS. THEY OPEN IN 1/2 AN HOUR.
840
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,788
SWEETIE, COULD YOU GIVE ALFONZO
841
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,055
A HAND WITH THESE BAGS OUT TO MY
842
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,390
CAR? I PROMISED TO GIVE HIM A
843
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,359
RIDE HOME.
844
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,527
Matt: SURE.
845
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,228
Ava: THANKS.
846
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,043
Adrian: SO NOW THE POOL MAN'S
847
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,544
SON DESERVES MORE THAN I DO?
848
00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:06,578
Ava: FROM NOW ON, YOU DO WHAT I
849
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,515
SAY WHEN I SAY IT. AND YOU STOP
850
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,917
JEOPARDIZING MY RELATIONSHIP
851
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,352
WITH MATT OR YOU WILL PAY THE
852
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:14,220
PRICE.
853
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,227
Christian: TELL ME WHAT YOU
854
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,128
DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF,
855
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,462
MS. NUEVEZ?
856
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:24,430
Felicia Nuevez: THAT I'M NOT
857
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:28,234
JENNIFER. YOU KNOW, J.LO? I
858
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,870
WANNA LOOK LIKE J.LO.
859
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,204
Sean: MAY I ASK WHY?
860
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,039
Felicia: WELL, BECAUSE HER
861
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:35,007
LIFE IS BETTER THAN MINE.
862
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,275
Sean: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'D
863
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:40,079
LIKE A LARGER BACKSIDE?
864
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,213
Felicia: NO. I'VE ALREADY GOT
865
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,949
THAT. UM, IT'S THE REST THAT I
866
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,550
WANNA CHANGE. I WANNA CHANGE MY
867
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,318
FACE, MY BREASTS, I WANNA DO
868
00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:48,487
SOME LIPO AROUND MY WAIST SO I
869
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,089
CAN WEAR CLOTHES FROM THE J.LO
870
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:52,224
COLLECTION, AND, UM, I CAN STAND
871
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:55,094
A LOT OF PAIN. SO DON'T WORRY.
872
00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:58,364
YOU CAN JUST DO IT ALL AT ONCE.
873
00:29:58,364 --> 00:29:59,966
Sean: MS. NUEVEZ, UNFORTUNATELY,
874
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,200
WE ARE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF
875
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,270
CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKE MAKEOVERS.
876
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,537
WE'LL LEAVE THAT TO MTV.
877
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,505
Felicia: WELL, YOU'RE IN THE
878
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,240
BUSINESS OF HELPING PEOPLE,
879
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,076
RIGHT? I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO
880
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:11,377
MEETS ME SAYS THAT I COULD HAVE
881
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:14,546
A BIG CAREER LIKE J.LO's IF I
882
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,548
LOOKED MORE LIKE HER.
883
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:17,549
Sean: YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG
884
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:21,253
LADY, CLEARLY MOTIVATED. YOU
885
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:23,589
DON'T NEED TO BE J.LO. YOU CAN'T
886
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:27,359
BE J.LO. YOU'RE YOU.
887
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,428
Felicia: DON'T YOU GET IT? I
888
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:32,098
MEAN, I'M NOT ENOUGH. I MEAN,
889
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:35,667
ALL I GET IS REJECTIONS.
890
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,403
Sean: MS. NUEVEZ, THE KIND OF
891
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,637
FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION YOU'RE
892
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,039
TALKING ABOUT WOULD REQUIRE
893
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,074
QUITE A FEW PROCEDURES.
894
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,143
RHINOPLASTY, MALAR IMPLANTS TO
895
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,277
AUGMENT YOUR CHEEKBONES,
896
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,412
DERMABRASIAN FOR THE--
897
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,379
Christian: I'M THINKING MAYBE
898
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,281
MENTOPLASTY FOR MORE CHIN
899
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,550
DEFINITION AND MAYBE SOME LIPO
900
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:54,020
FROM YOUR ABDOMEN.
901
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:54,921
Sean: THE PROCEDURES WE JUST
902
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,355
OUTLINED WOULD COST SOMEWHERE IN
903
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,690
THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF $50,000.
904
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,326
Felicia: YEAH, I--I FIGURED
905
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:05,364
THAT. SO...
906
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,265
WELL, I'LL PAY YOU BACK
907
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,166
WHEN I MAKE IT.
908
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,234
Sean: I'M SORRY. I DON'T WANNA
909
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,635
WASTE ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME. WE
910
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,570
ONLY TAKE ON PRO BONO WORK IF
911
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,972
IT'S LIFE THREATENING IN SOME
912
00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:14,473
WAY, WHICH, IN YOUR CASE...
913
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:15,307
Felicia: WELL, IT IS LIFE
914
00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:16,575
THREATENING. I MEAN, IT'S
915
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,010
EVERYTHING THAT I'VE WORKED FOR
916
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,578
FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. LOOK, I HAVE
917
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,613
SO MUCH TO OFFER, AND I JUST
918
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,249
WANNA TOUCH PEOPLE'S HEARTS.
919
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,216
BUT, YOU KNOW, BUT THE WORLD
920
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,384
WON'T LET ME BECAUSE I'M STUCK
921
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,518
IN THIS BODY.
922
00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,893
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
923
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,999
[HEART BEATING]
924
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,247
[BEEPING]
925
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:59,018
[HEART BEATING]
926
00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:01,453
Merril: CHRISTIAN, IT'S MERRIL.
927
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,355
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? IT'S A
928
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,456
SPONSOR SESSION. YOU ARE MY
929
00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:07,626
SPONSOR. I CAN'T--I CAN'T BE
930
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:08,560
AROUND THESE PEOPLE WITHOUT YOU
931
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,663
RIGHT NOW.
932
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,465
Woman: HEY, YOU OK? YOU DON'T
933
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,466
LOOK SO GOOD.
934
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,668
Bobolit: YEAH, HI, NO. CHRISTIAN
935
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,070
WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE.
936
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,406
Hannah: OH, GOD. WHAT A SEXY MAN
937
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:22,641
AND A PLASTIC SURGEON. CAN YOU
938
00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:23,675
IMAGINE THE LIFE THAT HE MUST
939
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,511
HAVE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
940
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,013
THINKING TRYING TO MAKE A PLAY
941
00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:30,249
FOR HIM. I MEAN, REALLY, WHAT
942
00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:31,517
SUCCESSFUL PERSON LIKE THAT
943
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:32,518
WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH
944
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:35,787
OF LOSERS LIKE US? RIGHT?
945
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,723
[HEART BEATING]
946
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,137
Christian: CORRECT ME IF I'M
947
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:52,738
WRONG, SEAN. I WAS UNDER THE
948
00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:55,107
IMPRESSION THAT AS PARTNERS WE'D
949
00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:57,409
DISCUSS PRO BONO CASES BEFORE WE
950
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,211
MADE A DECISION EITHER WAY.
951
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:01,180
Sean: WHEN THEY'RE VIABLE CASES.
952
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,381
SINCE WHEN IS PRO BONO WORK ON
953
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:03,615
THE LUNATIC FRINGE EVEN UP FOR
954
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,317
DISCUSSION?
955
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:07,319
[CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES] I SEE
956
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,255
YOU'RE UP THERE, PARTNER. GOT A
957
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:10,156
TOUCH OF THE HIGH AND MIGHTY,
958
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,523
DO WE?
959
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:12,291
Sean: AND SPEAKING OF
960
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,592
DISCUSSION, DID I MISPLACE MY
961
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:14,760
INVITATION TO DISCUSS MS.
962
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,664
WENTWORTH'S EYE JOB? FELICIA
963
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,166
NUEVEZ IS NOT SUFFERING FROM A
964
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,600
MEDICAL CONDITION OR
965
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,701
DISFIGUREMENT. THE ONLY THING
966
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,103
SHE'S SUFFERING FROM IS A FATAL
967
00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:24,736
CASE OF ENVY.
968
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:25,704
Christian: IT'S NOT HER FAULT
969
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:26,505
THAT SHE WAS BORN INTO A
970
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,507
CELEBRITY-OBSESSED WORLD. ALL
971
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,475
THIS KID NEEDS IS A SIMPLE
972
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,177
CONFIDENCE BOOST, AND YOU
973
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,444
SLAMMED THE DOOR ON EVEN THAT.
974
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,479
Sean: BECOMING OTHER PEOPLE
975
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,513
DOES NOT LEAD TO PERSONAL
976
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:39,118
FULFILLMENT.
977
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:39,818
Christian: ONCE UPON A TIME IN
978
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:43,355
COLLEGE, I HAD A DREAM. I MET A
979
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,157
GUY I ADMIRED, AND I SAID I
980
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:48,727
WANTED TO BE LIKE HIM. I'M
981
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:53,565
PARTNERS WITH HIM TODAY.
982
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:54,633
WHERE'S THE HARM?
983
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,449
Bobolit: LOOKIN' MORE AND
984
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:11,450
MORE LIKE J.LO.
985
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:22,228
[INHALES]
986
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,729
Rose: HEY, HEY, HEY, BALD HEAD.
987
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,732
SLOW DOWN WITH THAT THING.
988
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:27,833
Bobolit: STOP COMPLAINING AND
989
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,669
JOIN THE PARTY ALREADY.
990
00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:31,670
Rose: DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE
991
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,739
TAKEN ENOUGH OUT OF HER?
992
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,574
Bobolit: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
993
00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,646
[INHALES]
994
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,813
[MONITOR FLAT LINES]
995
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:47,453
Rose: BOBOLIT! BOBOLIT! COME
996
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:50,389
ON, YOU'RE A DOCTOR! HELP ME!
997
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:54,793
SHIT! COME ON, BOBOLIT! COME ON,
998
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:55,461
DOCTOR!
999
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:56,328
Bobolit: SHUT UP!
1000
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:09,441
SHE'S DEAD? NO WAY. EVERYTHING
1001
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,442
WAS GOING FINE!
1002
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:27,826
Rose: HOLD HER LEGS. HOLD HER
1003
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,862
LEGS.
1004
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,198
Bobolit: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1005
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:32,864
Rose: WE CAN GET RID OF HER
1006
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,466
EASIER IF SHE'S IN PIECES.
1007
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,467
[WHIRRING]
1008
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,623
Sean: HOW'S IT GOIN' IN HERE?
1009
00:35:57,623 --> 00:35:58,657
Matt: UM, WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE
1010
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,392
TOWELS, I'LL GO AND UNPACK THE
1011
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,860
SURGICAL SUPPLIES.
1012
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,562
Sean: EXCELLENT.
1013
00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:04,730
Matt: YOU KNOW, THE DRAWERS AND
1014
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,764
THE SHELVES ARE LOOKIN' A LITTLE
1015
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,699
GRUNGY, DAD. I'D LIKE TO COME IN
1016
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,535
TOMORROW, CLEAR EVERYTHING OUT,
1017
00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:11,737
AND GIVE 'EM A GOOD SCRUB.
1018
00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,739
Sean: I DON'T GET IT. WHERE'S
1019
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:14,773
THE SULLEN BACKTALK I'VE BEEN
1020
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:17,643
BRACING MYSELF FOR?
1021
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,611
Matt: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I
1022
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:24,716
KINDA LIKE HANGIN' OUT HERE.
1023
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:25,817
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
1024
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:26,785
LITTLE AND YOU USED TO BRING ME
1025
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,321
IN HERE ON THE WEEKENDS TO FEED
1026
00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:30,722
THE FISH IN YOUR OFFICE?
1027
00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:39,731
Sean: YEAH.
1028
00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,700
Matt: HEY, DAD...
1029
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,636
THE MARLINS ARE ON TONIGHT. SO I
1030
00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,305
WAS THINKIN' I COULD PICK US UP
1031
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,307
A PIZZA, COME BY, WATCH IT AT
1032
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,977
THE HOUSE? I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T
1033
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,446
HAVE ANY PLANS.
1034
00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,583
Sean: NO. NO PLANS. THAT'D BE
1035
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,417
FINE.
1036
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:11,997
Christian: WHERE YOU OFF TO?
1037
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:18,470
Merril: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1038
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,371
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE AT
1039
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,706
THE MEETING TODAY, ASSHOLE.
1040
00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:21,640
Christian: I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE.
1041
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,610
MY SURGERY WENT LATE. I CALLED
1042
00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:25,911
YOU REPEATEDLY. BUT YOU NEVER
1043
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,479
CALLED ME BACK. I WAS AFRAID YOU
1044
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:28,380
MIGHT HAVE RELAPSED.
1045
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:41,360
[SNIFFS] YOU GOT HIGH AGAIN,
1046
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:41,927
DIDN'T YOU?
1047
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:42,828
Merril: AND LOVED EVERY MINUTE
1048
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,763
OF IT. IT'S THE ONLY RELIABLE
1049
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:45,731
THING IN MY LIFE.
1050
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:58,377
Christian: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
1051
00:37:58,377 --> 00:37:59,478
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD ON
1052
00:37:59,478 --> 00:37:59,911
THE TABLE?
1053
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:00,879
Bobolit: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
1054
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,848
YOU KNOW. JUST SHOWED UP AT THE
1055
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:03,782
MEETING, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE
1056
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:04,716
HAPPENED TO HER.
1057
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:10,556
Christian: WHAT'S IN THE
1058
00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:13,992
SUITCASE, MERRIL? UNH!
1059
00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:20,932
Rose: WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER
1060
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,000
SUITCASE.
1061
00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:23,068
[SUPERTRAMP'S GOOD-BYE STRANGER
1062
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,337
PLAYING]
1063
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,575
* IT WAS AN
1064
00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:33,078
EARLY MORNING YESTERDAY,
1065
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:35,013
I WAS UP BEFORE THE DAWN *
1066
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,683
Christian: UNH. UNH.
1067
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:38,717
Bobolit: HEY, SPONSOR.
1068
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:39,418
* I REALLY HAVE
1069
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,887
ENJOYED MY STAY *
1070
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:42,888
Christian: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN',
1071
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:43,689
MERRIL?
1072
00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:44,623
Bobolit: YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
1073
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:46,625
BETWEEN JEALOUSY AND ENVY,
1074
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:49,828
CHRISTIAN? JEALOUSY IS WHEN YOU
1075
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,162
REALIZE SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING
1076
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,432
YOU WANT. YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK
1077
00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,935
HARD TO GET IT. ENVY IS WHEN YOU
1078
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,437
REALIZE SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING
1079
00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,472
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE, NO MATTER
1080
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:03,174
HOW HARD YOU TRY. TAKE ME AND
1081
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,677
YOU, FOR EXAMPLE. WE BOTH
1082
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,179
GRADUATED FROM THE SAME SCHOOL,
1083
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:11,950
CREATED SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES,
1084
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:18,657
FOUND MONEY, FAME, HMM? PUSSY.
1085
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:19,725
BUT SOMEHOW, YOU MANAGED TO
1086
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,428
ALWAYS COME OUT AHEAD OF ME.
1087
00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:27,065
AND NOW, STARING DOWN AT YOU,
1088
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,901
I SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY.
1089
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,503
* I'LL NEVER LOOK BEHIND ME,
1090
00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:32,904
MY TROUBLES WILL BE FEW *
1091
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,473
IT'S THAT HANDSOME MUG OF YOURS.
1092
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:41,913
Christian: WHERE IS MADAM ROSE?
1093
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:42,848
Bobolit: SHE GOT FREAKED OUT BY
1094
00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:46,017
ALL THE GORE. SHE'S PROBABLY IN
1095
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,052
TAMPA BY NOW.
1096
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:47,986
Christian: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
1097
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,622
ON DOING, MERRIL?
1098
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:51,723
* GOOD-BYE, STRANGER *
1099
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:52,791
Bobolit: SOMETHIN' I'VE ALWAYS
1100
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,493
DREAMED OF. I FIGURE IF I CAN'T
1101
00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:57,763
HAVE YOUR LIFE, I'LL JUST TAKE
1102
00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:58,864
YOUR FACE.
1103
00:39:58,864 --> 00:39:59,831
Christian: UNH!
1104
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:00,699
Bobolit: STOP STRUGGLING!
1105
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:01,833
I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!
1106
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,869
* HOPE YOUR DREAMS WILL
1107
00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:04,870
ALL COME TRUE *
1108
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:05,804
Christian: IT'LL NEVER WORK,
1109
00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:06,572
MERRIL.
1110
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:07,906
* GOOD-BYE, MARY,
1111
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,575
GOOD-BYE, JANE *
1112
00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:10,175
Bobolit: WHY NOT?
1113
00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,778
* WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? *
1114
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:13,645
Christian: FACIAL TRANSPLANT
1115
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:14,646
SURGERY HAS NEVER BEEN DONE
1116
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,081
SUCCESSFULLY. YOU'RE JUST
1117
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,115
WASTING YOUR TIME.
1118
00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:18,116
Bobolit: YOU DON'T THINK I CAN
1119
00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:21,720
DO IT? I'M A GREAT GODDDAMN
1120
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,154
SURGEON, CHRISTIAN!
1121
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:24,956
* GOOD-BYE, JANE *
1122
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,224
YOU'RE JUST TRYIN' TO BREAK MY
1123
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:29,027
CONCENTRATION. [INHALES]
1124
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:31,630
* HOPE YOUR DREAMS WILL
1125
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,264
ALL COME TRUE,
1126
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,600
GOOD-BYE, STRANGER *
1127
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,601
Christian: I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
1128
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,068
TO FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT
1129
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,003
PART, THAT'S ALL.
1130
00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,872
* WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? *
1131
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,541
YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE THE LIVE
1132
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,810
TISSUE ON YOUR FACE FIRST.
1133
00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:48,647
* COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN,
1134
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:49,948
GOOD-BYE, MARY *
1135
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:50,849
Bobolit: I KNEW THAT.
1136
00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,083
* GOOD-BYE, JANE,
1137
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,685
WILL WE EVER... *
1138
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:54,520
Bobolit: I FIGURED I COULD
1139
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,286
DO ME LATER.
1140
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,287
Christian: THE NERVE ENDINGS ON
1141
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,556
MY FACE WILL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU
1142
00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,891
HAVE A CHANCE TO REATTACH IT.
1143
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:03,795
* COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN
1144
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:04,963
GOOD-BYE, MARY *
1145
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,566
Christian: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1146
00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,800
THAT'S WHAT I'D DO.
1147
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,268
* I'LL SAY IT ONCE AGAIN,
1148
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,570
'CAUSE I'M LEAVIN',
1149
00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,303
GOOD-BYE, SORROW,
1150
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,138
GOT TO GO,
1151
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,105
FEEL NO SHAME,
1152
00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:14,906
GOT TO GO NOW,
1153
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,876
COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN
1154
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,745
GOOD-BYE, MARY,
1155
00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:21,713
GOOD-BYE, JANE,
1156
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:29,254
WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? *
1157
00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:30,889
Bobolit: GOOD-BYE, MERRIL.
1158
00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:32,824
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1159
00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:11,930
Bobolit: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
1160
00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:22,307
Woman: HELLO?
1161
00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:23,108
Christian: IN HERE!
1162
00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:24,375
Woman: 6:00 APPOINTMENT TO DO...
1163
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,177
Christian: IN HERE, PLEASE! HELP
1164
00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:26,978
ME!
1165
00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:50,068
Ava: ADRIAN? WHY ARE YOU SITTING
1166
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:50,969
IN THE DARK?
1167
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,341
Adrian: I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS
1168
00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:59,310
TO ME ANYMORE.
1169
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,412
[AVA SIGHS] PLEASE DON'T START
1170
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,014
WITH ME, ADRIAN.
1171
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,015
Adrian: WHY DO YOU KEEP HURTING
1172
00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:07,018
ME? DO YOU ENJOY IT?
1173
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:07,986
Ava: I'M GIVING YOU WHAT YOU
1174
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,388
NEED. IT MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU
1175
00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:13,424
WANT.
1176
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:17,395
Adrian: I NEED YOU. THAT'S WHAT
1177
00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:18,263
I NEED.
1178
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:26,972
I'M SO HUMILIATED. I'VE BEEN
1179
00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:30,141
SUCH A PRICK, AND NOW WITH YOU
1180
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,042
AND MATT, IT JUST HURTS TOO
1181
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:31,810
MUCH.
1182
00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:52,130
I WANNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME AGAIN.
1183
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:57,035
Ava: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
1184
00:43:57,035 --> 00:44:00,171
THINGS CHANGE. WE BOTH NEED TO
1185
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:03,909
ACCEPT THAT. IT CAN'T EVER BE
1186
00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:05,243
LIKE IT WAS.
1187
00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:13,318
Adrian: I GAVE YOU MY SOUL.
1188
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,358
Ava: NO. NO, NO MORE.
1189
00:44:31,937 --> 00:44:35,106
Adrian: PLEASE, MOMMY. PLEASE.
1190
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,374
Ava: NO.
1191
00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:09,507
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