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Previously onMom...I get a call today
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from this woman who's like,
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"Is this Tammy Diffendorf?"
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It was my aunt!
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My long-lost,
"never knew I had one" aunt.
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I need a kidney.
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You want my kidney?
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Want anything
from the cafeteria?
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Hi. What room
is Tammy Diffendorf...
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Egg white omelet with
bacon and cheddar cheese.
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You're getting egg whites,
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and you're adding bacon
and cheese?
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She's donating
a kidney today,
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and I really want to see her
before she goes in.
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Losing the yolk buys you
the bacon and cheese.
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It's diet math.
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["Theme from Adventures
in Paradise"playing]
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Okay. Tammy Diffendorf,
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Room 502.
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Who?
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It isn't too late to bail.[scoffs]
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Bonnie.What?
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She's giving a chunk of her body
to a woman who lied to her.
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I made a commitment.
I'm gonna honor it.
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That's very noble. The safe word
is "I don't want to do this."
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I know I wouldn't
want to do it.
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I'm scared just
standing here.
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There's, like, 18 different
kinds of killer bacteria
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on this floor.Jill.
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I'm just saying burn your shoes
when you get home, people.
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Oh, my God.
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The most amazing
thing just happened.
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Cookie died,
and I get to go home?
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I met a guy.
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I mean,
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technically, we didn't meet.
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We smiled at each other.
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But I feel like it's one of
those moments people talk about.
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Like when you see
someone, and you say,
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"Oh, that's the man
I'm gonna marry."
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Why didn't you
talk to him?
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I wanted to see Tammy
before her surgery
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'cause you never know.
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Christy.
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Special delivery.
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Aw, you guys!You're welcome.
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They're from Cookie.You can't prove that.
Is there a card?
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There is? Moving on.
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Just put them over there.
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Well, that was
nice of Cookie.
Mm.
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And now if one
of you does die,
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at least you'll end
on a good note.
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Marjorie.Marjorie.
Marjorie.
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Well, maybe this whole thing
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will bring you and your aunt
closer together.
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Oh, we're not even gonna see
each other.
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They're taking us
to separate operating rooms.
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Then I'll be rid
of that woman forever.
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If you don't want to seem like
a coward in front of them,
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just give me a wink,
and I'll throw a sheet over you
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and take you out
through the morgue.[chuckles]
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I'm ready, Wendy.
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We love you.Proud of you.
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Was that a wink?No.
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Okay, it'll only be a few
minutes until the OR's ready.
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We're not supposed
to do this, but...
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I love you.
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Why aren't you supposed
to do it? It's so sweet.
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Infection.
[chuckles]
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You're fine.
You're fine.
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Hello, sailor.
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Come here often?[sighs]
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Hello.
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I want to thank you again.
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I'm so grateful to you.
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You're welcome.
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With your hair back like that,
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you look so much like
your mother.
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Were you also surprised
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by how much
they had to shave us?
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♪
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[sighs]
All right, kidney.
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You're solo now.
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Really hope you aren't
the Garfunkel of that duo.
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Hey, ready to go?
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Yeah, I just got to do one thing
before we leave.
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I thought Christy was coming.
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[sighs]
She was right here.
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Oh, God.
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It's like Legoland
all over again.
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No handsome guy.
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No handsome guy.
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Whoa! That's a lot of blood.
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[exhales]
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Why would I do that?
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So, your labs look great.
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Yourlabs look great.
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Your creatinine is a 1.1.
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Don't let the other kidneys
on the floor know that.
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They'd be jealous.
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Funny anda doctor.
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Your wife is a lucky woman.
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I'm not married.
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Maybe I'm a lucky woman.
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[knock on door]
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Go away.
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It's me.
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Oh, Tammy.
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What a wonderful surprise.
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I was just on my way out,
and I came by to say goodbye.
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Uh, how's she doing?
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Well, she's peeing,
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which means
I really nailed it.
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And just remember
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your antirejection drugs
have to be taken
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at the same time every day
for the rest of your life.
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Isn't that
a bit overly dramatic?
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No. Same time every day
like your life depends on it.
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Because it does.
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Are you trying to tell me
you can't live without me?
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I'll check on you later.[chuckles]
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Hey.
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I'm glad you're here.
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I was afraid that...
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No, look, I just...
Thank you for the flowers.
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And I'm so glad the kidney's
working out for you.
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And, uh, I guess...
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Have a nice life.
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Wait. Wait, Tammy.
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Look, I know that I...
behaved badly towards you,
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and I haven't been able
to make it up, but...
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Well, you're part of me now.
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Literally.
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I'd love to have a chance
to start over?
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I don't know.
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Oh, listen to me. "I want..."
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"What I want..."
[exhales]
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What do you want
that I can give you?
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Do I really look like my mom?
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Oh, so much.
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And you have her hands.
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And her laugh.
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Wait, could you be
more specific?
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'Cause there are
several laughs. Um...
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A chortle,
a chuckle and a belly.
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Well, let's hear them.
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[chuckles]
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[laughs]
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[laughs loudly]
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Middle one.
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Oh. What're you doing here?
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Waiting for Tammy.
Waiting for Christy.
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Might also take a nap.
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Just need to find
the perfect angle.
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And...
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there it is.
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Be a love and hit the light.
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And the door.
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Come on.
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You can't tell me anything
about sexy gurney guy?
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Not if I want to keep my job.
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Nerd.
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There will come a time
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when you will need
something from me,
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and I will not
give it to you.
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Okay.
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[singsongy]:
Look who's here.
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Hey.Hey!
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Oh! I can't believe
you're up and about already.
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Yeah. Who knew pain pills
could also be used for pain?
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You should see her incision.
It is so cute.
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I took a selfie
and put it up on Instagram
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with the caption,
"Just kidney-ing around."
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Already six likes.
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Ooh! Seven. Thank you, Jill.
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By the way, if everyone's free
Saturday night,
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my aunt wants
to take us all out to dinner.
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Wait, you two are talking?
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Mm.
JILL:
And wait.
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Somebody besides me is paying
for dinner?
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You're not
just "kidney-ing" around?
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It's great that you
guys patched things up.
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Oh, yeah,
they're best friends now.
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Sorry, I'm busy on Saturday.
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It's a steakhouse.
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[inhales]
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I will consider it.
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She's the only link
I have to my past, Bonnie.
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And I'm having so much fun
finding out stuff about my mom.
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[gasps]
Like she was in a band.
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Maybe that's why I love bands.
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If you ask me,
Cookie's working you.
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For what?
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She's already got her kidney.
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Think she's gunning
for her spleen?
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I don't know.
I just don't trust her.
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My mom died when I was 16.
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I swear we got back
from the funeral,
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and my dad never said
another word about her.
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Still won't.
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I'd do anything to have somebody
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who could tell me stories
about her.
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I wish there was a
way for me to forget
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all the stories I've
heard about her.
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You and me both.
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Cookie, thank you so much
for bringing us all out.
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I'm getting lobster.
I don't even like it.
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I just want to make
this meal count.
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[chuckles]
Jill's right.
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This is a celebration.
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Everyone should order
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something really expensive
they don't even like.
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Modern medicine.
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What a miracle.COOKIE:
Yeah.
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They took a part out of you,
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and they put it into you,
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and four days later,
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you're both out to dinner.
[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
And did you know
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you can also send a
package overnight now?
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Marjorie raises a good point.
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Should Tammy's kidney be out
so soon after surgery?
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Oh, I couldn't stay
another moment in that bed.
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Unless
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the doctor had taken me up
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on my rather bold offer.
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Wine?
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Ah, here.
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Should Tammy's kidney
be drinking?
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As long as it's not
inside Tammy,
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I think it's fine.Wendy?
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A few sips are okay.
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Well, good. Because it
absolutely loves merlot.
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That's my kidney, all right.
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Oh.
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I wonder if my handsome
husband-to-be loves merlot.
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You're engaged?
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Close.
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Just need
to find out his name.
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Um, so, I-I want
to propose a toast.
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For a long time,
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I haven't been able to think
about the future.
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And now, thanks to you,
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I can.[chuckles softly]
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Here's to Tammy.
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ALL:
To Tammy.
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Way more than a few sips.
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Drop it.
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I detect an odor.
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Well...
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I'm going
to the little girls' room.
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And do you know why?
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Because I can pee!
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Isn't she great?
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I can't believe I almost
cut her out of my life.
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These last few days
have been so awesome.
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How is it not bothering you
that she's treating your kidney
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like a freshman
at Arizona State?
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It's not my kidney anymore.
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To me, it will always
be your kidney.
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That doesn't make sense.
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Oh, we have to make sense now?
Is that the new thing?
263
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,045
My daughter's marrying
a man she's never met.
264
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,787
So we have
your blessing?
265
00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,006
[groans]
266
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,138
I also have to pee,
267
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:04,141
if anyone would care
to throw me a parade!
268
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:15,022
[gasps]
Tammy's kidney is smoking!
269
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,072
Christy, can you
pass the bread?
270
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,467
I warned you that
there would come a time
271
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,208
when you would ask me
for something
272
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,036
and I wouldn't
give it to ya.
273
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,428
Okay.
274
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,911
How does thatrevenge taste?
275
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,435
You're not gonna believe this.
276
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,959
Cookie's outside
smoking a cigarette.
277
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,874
Wait, what? Yeah. Puffin' away,
278
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,050
like first grade Bonnie
waitin' for the school bus.
279
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,228
Oh, dear.That's not good.
280
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,577
It's not.
Because, uh...
281
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,796
Uh, Wendy?
282
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,580
Her immune system
has been weakened,
283
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,408
so smoking puts
a lot of stress on it.
284
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,409
Bam! That's why.
285
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,497
But...No. You're done.
286
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,457
Are you gonna say
something to her?Of course she is.
287
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,764
Cookie's out there kicking
her old kidney in the nuts.
288
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,418
Actually, I think
Jill was asking me.
289
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,941
And no, I'm not
gonna say anything.
290
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,769
Really? If she
keeps this up,
291
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,510
her body will, uh...
292
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:09,772
Wendy?
293
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:10,860
Reject it.
294
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,644
Bam! Reject it.
You might as well
295
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,125
have had your kidney removed
and just thrown it in the trash.
296
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,605
Bonnie, you've had
a problem with Cookie
297
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,780
ever since she showed up.
298
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,129
Because you had a
problem with her.
299
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,436
Yeah, but now I don't.
I've chosen to forgive her.
300
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,698
I actually like her.[scoffs]
301
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,700
I don't. I think
she's manipulative
302
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,789
and selfish
and ungrateful.
303
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,792
Well, sometimes we choose to
overlook a person's faults
304
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,447
because we want to
keep them in our lives.
305
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,407
ALL:
Is she talking about me?
306
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,409
Hard to say. It could
be any of you.
307
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,937
Hi.
308
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,286
[fake chuckle]
309
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,941
I was here last week,
and I had this...
310
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:51,509
intense eye-contact thing
with one of your patients.
311
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,642
It was a life-changing moment.
312
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,296
The only problem is, uh,
313
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,819
I don't know his name
314
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,300
or if he's still alive.
315
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,216
I'm sorry, we can't release
any patient information.
316
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:07,177
Not even for an egg white omelet
with bacon and cheddar cheese?
317
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,006
All right!
318
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:13,270
But just know you're standing
in the way of true love!
319
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,838
Oh, hi. Hi.
320
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,840
Uh, I was here last week,
321
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,364
and I had
this intense eye-contact thing
322
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,366
with one of your patients,
323
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,846
and...
324
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,718
Okay, I can see that I'm
losing you. Do you like omelets?
325
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,853
Cookie wants cream
and three sugars.
326
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,463
Well, of course she does.
327
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,205
Oh, Bonnie, you said you'd try.
328
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,860
This is trying. I'm making
coffee for a woman I can't stand
329
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,515
and putting in sugar instead of
rat poison because I love you.
330
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,343
[chuckles]
331
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,040
So, what are your plans
332
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,130
now that you have
a new lease on life?
333
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,653
Oh, it's all
about this girl.
334
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,699
I'm gonna be here
as much as I can.
335
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,266
Ooh, and she's taking me
to Bakersfield,
336
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,789
where she and my mom grew up.
337
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,443
Lots of memories
there.
Mm-hmm.
338
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,966
And wild dogs.
339
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,969
We'll probably just stay
in the car.
340
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,275
Yeah.
341
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,842
Well, that sounds like
a fun weekend
342
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,060
for you guys.COOKIE:
Yeah.
343
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,888
[phone ringing]
344
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,150
Ah.
345
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,673
Right.What was that?
346
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:12,373
A reminder to, uh, tell
me to take my meds.
347
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,244
So, Tammy tells me
that you and Christy
348
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,898
have been all
over the world.
349
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,987
Not on purpose.
It was more like fleeing,
350
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,903
hiding and pretending to be
other people.
351
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,470
Aren't you gonna take 'em?
352
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,733
I suppose I should.[chuckles]
353
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,909
Yeah, Christy and I were
kind of like Thelma and Louise,
354
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,085
if Louise was six
and Thelma was always drunk
355
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,174
and forgetting
where she put Louise.
356
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,654
Well, darn.
357
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,743
I must have left
them at the hotel.
358
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,745
I'll drive you back
and get them.
359
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,529
No, no. There's
no big deal.
360
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,358
I skipped them altogether the
other day and nothing happened.
361
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,056
Yeah, but the doctor said
you're supposed to take them
362
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,406
at the same time every day--
he said your life depends on it.
363
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,843
Oh, they just say
that to scare you.
364
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,890
No, I think they say that
so you won't die.
365
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,892
Look, I'm not a child.
366
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,024
I can take
care of myself.
367
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,939
Can you?
Excuse me?
368
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,593
This woman went
under the knife for you,
369
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,900
and here you are wasting
the second chance she gave you,
370
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,945
which I don't think you deserved
in the first place.
371
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,425
Don't yell at her.Somebody has to.
372
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,687
Enough!
373
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,994
I have been sick
a long time.
374
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,953
Countless doctors'
appointments.
375
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,129
Dialysis three times a week.
376
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,827
You have no idea what
I've been through.
377
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,438
Now, I just want
378
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,615
to enjoy my life
for a little bit.
379
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:24,271
And although I realize that I
am undercutting my own argument,
380
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,621
I am suddenly in terrible pain!
381
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,623
Oh, my God!
We'll go get your pills!
382
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,972
No, never mind the pills.
383
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,627
Take me to the hospital.Oh. Oh, God.
384
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,020
Oh, thank you, Bonnie.
385
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,804
This was lovely.
386
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,466
Was that...?
387
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,991
No. Even she can't be
that desperate.
388
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,471
[sighs]
389
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,300
Well, Cookie didn't
take care of herself,
390
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,693
and now she's
rejecting the kidney.
391
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,696
Oh, God. Is she
gonna be okay?
392
00:15:58,740 --> 00:15:59,915
Oh, they think so.
393
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,395
They're upping
her medication.
394
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,700
That's good.
395
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,354
I'm just so
angry at her.
396
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,616
You have every right to be.
397
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,966
And I'm angry at myself.
398
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,272
I feel so stupid
for trusting her.
399
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,013
Don't be so hard
on yourself.
400
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,319
And I'm angry at you.
401
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,842
What?For being right.
402
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,975
Oh. That's okay.
403
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,108
Mostly, I'm
angry at myself.
404
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,024
[sighs]: Look...
we all have crazy people
405
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,721
in our lives
who we can't let go of.
406
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,682
Wait, was that...I'm telling myself no.
407
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,034
[door opens]
408
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,384
Hey.
409
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,474
You mad at me?
Yes!
410
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,867
I gave you my kidney.
411
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,956
I gave you a second
chance to be my aunt.
412
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,045
And you keep acting like
none of that matters.
413
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,046
Of course it matters.
414
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,352
Well, then show it.
415
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,527
I will. I promise.
416
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,181
Don't just tell me
what I want to hear.
417
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,966
I mean, I want you to eat right,
I want you to take your pills.
418
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,533
I want you to
live a long time!
419
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,709
You made me care about you,
damn it.
420
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,537
I care about you, too.
421
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,973
Do you?
422
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,931
More than I can say.
423
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,631
Look, I'm sorry.
424
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,634
I'm just not used to...
thinking about anybody else.
425
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,419
It's always been... just me.
426
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,553
I guess I get that.
[chuckles]
427
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,773
I mean, until recently,
it's always been just me.
428
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,949
Well, if it's
all right with you,
429
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,300
I'd like to stick around town
for a while and...
430
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,867
do some of the things
we planned.
431
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,045
I do like your stories
about my mom. [chuckles]
432
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,351
I got a lot of 'em.
Pull up a chair.[laughs]
433
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,570
Okay.
434
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:34,531
Okay. When your mother
was eight years old...
435
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,839
Mm-hmm....she decided she wanted
to have a squirrel circus.
436
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,145
[laughs]
437
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,234
And so she brought home
three squirrels.
438
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,150
But our dog was not
on board with this at all.
439
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,586
[laughs]
440
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,284
And frankly,
neither were the squirrels.
441
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,380
[whispers]:
Yes. It's you.
442
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,169
KIDS:
Papa!
443
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,086
Mi mancate molto.
444
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,436
I miei bellissimi figli.
445
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,524
Hey.
446
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,831
[chuckling]
447
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,791
Gay, married...
448
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,488
doesn't speak English.
449
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,709
Good job, Christy.
450
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,367
Hey.
451
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,238
Hi.My aunt ready to go?
452
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,414
Oh. She didn't call you?
453
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,155
No. What's going on?
Is she okay?
454
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,723
Tammy, she checked herself out
last night.
455
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,725
She said she was going back
to Santa Fe.
456
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,161
What?
457
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,164
No, no. She said she was
gonna stay in town and...
458
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,774
spend time with me.
459
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,211
I don't know what to tell you.
460
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,909
[chuckles wryly]
She made me all these promises.
461
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,129
Did...
She didn't leave a note?
462
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,436
Sorry, I got to go.
463
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,308
You gonna be all right?Oh, yeah, sure.
464
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,613
Thanks.
465
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,618
Hey, let's get a move on.
466
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,490
I'm double-parked in
front of an ambulance.
467
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,372
So, I have a new rule.
468
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:20,115
I am not going to fall in love
with anyone I haven't spoken to.
469
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:22,900
Unless, you know, it's...
470
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,859
it's really, reallyclear
471
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,383
we're meant to be together.
472
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,776
Thanks.
473
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,736
Anyone else
want to share?
474
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,174
Tammy?
475
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,566
I'm good.
476
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,307
I'll go.
477
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,004
Bonnie. Alcoholic.
478
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,310
OTHERS:
Hi, Bonnie.
479
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,094
You know how we say in here
480
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,662
that when you're irritated
by someone else's behavior,
481
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,056
it's actually because
it's a reflection of you,
482
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,884
or, as Marjorie would say...
483
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,886
[like Marjorie]:
"You spot it, you got it."
484
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:55,150
I didn't make it up.
I wish I did.
485
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,499
It's super annoying,
486
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,327
but there is
some truth in it.
487
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,243
I've spent a lot of my life
making promises that I broke,
488
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,028
and I never thought about how
that affected the other person.
489
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,423
It wasn't that I was lying--
I really meant it at the time.
490
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,252
My therapist says
it's because I'm a narcissist.
491
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,036
Which I think is
a pretty mean word to use
492
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,561
for someone who just
gets caught up in the moment.
493
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:18,608
Either way, it would be crazy
for the person I disappointed
494
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:21,611
to blame themselves,
because it has nothing--
495
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,613
I mean... nothing--
496
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,659
to do with them.
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00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,661
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