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Inukami...

They are benevolent creatures that possess tremendous spiritual powers.

By nature, they take the form of dogs.

However, they can transform into humans as well.

Their true purpose is to obliterate evil and proliferate righteousness.

In other words, to carry out justice.

Note: "Tsukai" can mean various things like "user," "trainer," "tamer," etc.

Together with a clan called Inukami Tsukai,

they continue to fight day and night against the evil spirits of nature who would harm this land.

Note: "Tsukai" can mean various things like "user," "trainer," "tamer," etc.

I understand you're in pain from being rejected by a man.

However, this isn't the world you belong in!

I call in the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan!

Frog...

...crush our enemy!

I won't forgive you!

Leave it to me.

Shukuchi!

What is this?!

Jaen.

Next time, find yourself a better love, okay?

Hey, Keita, let's go home.

Yeah.

Keita, hurry up...

I can't wait any longer.

Hey, Youko, cut that out.

You really want to start this early?

Yeah. Because...

Hey, take a look at this. It's already turned out like this...

Whoa... That's amazing.

Hey, don't stare at it like that.

You're sort of scaring me...

I can't just ignore it after being shown this.

I've been waiting a long time for this day to come...

I want you to come with me...

Even if you say that, I have to be ready for it, you know.

Stop that nonsense.

I know you've been looking forward to this day.

If you don't hurry, I'm going to do it by myself.

What are you saying?

It'll be boring by yourself.

I know that.

That's why I'm inviting you.

So, let's go...

...flower viewing!

Even that park was in full bloom!

See! Even at the river beach!

Flower viewing, huh...

What should I do?

If you come with me, I'll service you a lot...

S-Service?!

That's right. I'll do a lot of good things to you.

Oh?

In that case, let's begin right away!

Shukuchi.

You fell for it again!

You're so simple-minded.

What's with you?!

Sheesh! Getting me in the mood and all!

It's because you can't set the mood.

That's not what I want.

What I want to do is go on a date with you.

A date?

I just want to go on a normal date.

So, can we?

Youko, sit right there.

I am sitting.

Listen carefully.

I'm currently a high school student, as well as a rightful descendant of the Kawahira Family Inukami Tsukai.

And what about you?

Keita's Inukami.

Yep. And what is our purpose?

To obliterate evil and proliferate righteousness, right?

Exactly!

In other words, we're destined to serve justice!

In this world, there are still many evil spirits of nature that may harm people.

And yet, do you seriously think it's okay to be carefree and go flower viewing?!

No, it's not!

Keita...?

Don't you think our sacrifices would be worthwhile if we can protect everyone's happiness?

Don't you agree, Youko?

Keita...

I'm sorry.

I...

It's okay, if you understand.

Well, I'm going out on patrol.

Okay.

Please be careful, Keita.

That Keita...

Wait...

"Patrol"?

If I'm going flower viewing, it has to be with a normal girl after all.

And not with a mutt that blows fire or teleports around.

Wow! Hey Miss!

Good work patrolling.

You really didn't want to go on a date with me, did you?

What?!

Well, umm... That's not true...

Damn it!

Sheesh!

He never learns!

Jaen!

Reflect on your actions for once!

Shut up!

I should be free to choose the person I want to go flower viewing with!

Respect my fundamental human rights!

Why can't you just go out with me?!

You're always asking other girls!

Why?

I prefer normal girls.

I'm not into going out with dogs!

Oh, is that so...?

Well then, why don't you get as friendly as possible with them...

It's an elephant!

Don't look at him!

Youko!

You've done it again, haven't you?!

It suits you well, Keita.

Cut this shit out! You stupid dog!

Give me back my clothes now!

Hey you.

Shut up! Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?!

Give them back right away or no dinner for you tonight!

This makes it the seventh time now, right, Kawahira Keita?

Will you come with us to the station?

It's troublesome that there are these springtime perverts.

Yeah, you're right.

I have something to ask you, youngster.

Why am I always in this situation?

Well bro, don't worry about it.

These hobbies are hard for them to understand.

This isn't my hobby!

Indeed.

However, we're not doing this to win others' understanding.

You can only call it a hobby if you're carrying out your belief.

Like I said, this isn't my hobby!

Good evening.

Hello there, Youko-san.

I feel sorry for you, going through all this every time.

Indeed, it's troublesome having such a hopeless husband.

A-And who's this husband?!

To begin with, it's all your fault for leaving me naked and neglected!

It's your fault for being unfaithful to me.

Being unfaithful, now are you?

That isn't good, bro.

An unforgivable act committed by one who has strayed off the path of man.

I don't want to be lectured by an underwear thief and a voyeur.

At any rate, you're the one who's at fault.

Remember, you promised me when we made the contract.

That you are mine.

That you would listen to everything I say.

Why did I make a promise like that...?

Keita!

Kawahira Keita!

You are free to go.

Huh?

Whenever I meet you, you're always here, aren't you?

Hey, don't say "always"!

Since you personally came to see me, is it a job?

For this job, you will destroy an evil spirit.

To carry this out, you two must become an intimate couple.

A couple?!

What the hell's up with that?

How bothersome.

Your reward will be twice as large as usual.

On top of that, as a bonus, we'll clear your criminal record.

Are you serious?!

It's easy for me, as I'm the Spiritual Mission Investigator, directly under the Cabinet Secretariat.

Come on, Keita! Let's do it!

What...?

A couple! A couple!

Hey!

I'm really sorry! Were you waiting?

Jeez, you're late, Keita!

You're always late.

I'm sorry, Youko.

As an apology, today everything is my treat.

I won't let you off so easily.

Youko...

I'm sorry... Your body's so cold...

I'm not qualified to be your boyfriend, huh?

K-Keita...

Ah, you're so cute, Youko!

I want to embrace you in my arms right now!

What...?

You're my angel!

I love you!

H-Hey, this isn't in the script.

Ad-libbing, ad-libbing.

It's troubling, Kawahira.

You need to follow the script.

Who cares?

If we go along with your script, it's like too amateur.

"Amateur"?!

Either way, just let me know when the target's in sight.

Roger!

Huh? What's wrong?

Keita, you're acting weird.

At first, you were so against going on a date with me.

O-Oh, you think so?

Our target is Eisawa Osui.

When he was still alive, he was a novelist with three important characteristics: non-selling, unloved, and poor.

What a weird outfit.

This is the problem.

Right before his death, he got his hands on this heretical book.

If he uses that book, he can become a powerful demonic overlord.

The requirement for becoming a demonic overlord is... a strong desire.

When he was still alive, he went from envying to hating couples.

That hate has turned him into a demonic overlord.

What kind of power does he have?

As a matter of fact, he has the power to make people naked whenever he wishes.

What?

Huh?

Please tell me more about his power in detail.

In other words, he has the power to make people's clothes disappear at will.

Youko-kun's shukuchi can move objects from one place to another instantly.

However, it's different for Eisawa.

He can destroy the clothes themselves.

What a weird guy.

I can't forgive him...

Huh?

If I leave that kind of power alone, it'll just trouble everyone!

I won't let that happen!

I'll do it, Karina-san! I'll do it!

I knew you'd say that.

I'm counting on you, Kawahira.

You two will act as a couple to lure him out.

And destroy him at once, eh?

Glad to work with you.

Just leave it to me!

What is it?

I'm a bit nervous about this.

You know, although we're pretending, this is my first date with you.

We're not pretending.

Right now, we're a real couple.

Yes.

H-Hey you!

He's made his appearance! It's him! It's Eisawa!

Hell yeah!

Jeez! And the mood was just right!

It's an elephant.

Don't look at him!

Damn, he's a quick one.

I call in the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan!

Frog...

...crush our enemy!

Give up, you perverted novelist!

I have something to ask you, youngster.

Are you a warrior?

Or are you a citizen who desires comfort?

Huh?

You're thickheaded, aren't you?

I'm asking whether you're a C or an S.

S signifies a proud single, and C signifies a detestable couple!

Now, what is your answer?

Of course...

Well, as you can see, we're a full-fledged couple!

That doesn't matter at all!

More importantly, Eisawa!

Don't use your power!

You'll bother everyone if you use it in a place like this!

Keita! It does matter!

You need to tell him that we're a couple!

But we're not.

To be precise, we're more like a dog and her owner.

Hey! How can you say a thing like that?!

And we were in such a lovey-dovey mood not too long ago!

You two...

Hey, you've totally forgotten about me, haven't you?!

How about now?!

Take a look at this!

Take a look at this!

You guys are all my enemies!

He's finally going to use his power!

Youko-kun!

It'll be fine. We'll defeat him before he uses his power.

Not so fast!

Let's watch for a bit.

B-But...

This is also to obliterate evil and proliferate righteousness, understood?

O-Okay.

Yes!

Finally... Finally the moment has come!

Run away, everyone!

This is his power!

When you get blasted by these rays...

...this is what happens.

It's only effective against men.

What?!

H-Hey...!

Oh, what a superb view.

Now, you feeble men of this world,

expose yourselves in front of your loved ones!

And become totally hated by them!

Keita, let's go!

What's the matter?

Just why...?

Why only men?!

Hey, Keita!

If you're going to undress someone, isn't it normally women?!

Man, I don't feel like doing this anymore.

Sheesh, and I thought I was going to see a parade of naked women.

Youko, I'll leave the rest to you.

Fine! I'll take care of him by myself!

Youko-kun, why are you hesitating?

I-It's because...

Pull yourself together!

The enemy is just a pervert!

That's why I'm hesitating!

I suppose I have no other choice...

The Spiritual Mission Investigator, Karina Shirou, will be your opponent!

What a fool!

To all the women who trampled on my insignificant desire to talk to them just once,

and to all the men who are loved by women,

this is a declaration of war to destroy all existing couples!

Cut the crap.

Jeez, leaving me disappointed and all.

Listen carefully, Eisawa!

You have three flaws in your reasoning!

First, there's no woman who dislikes the nude body of her loved one;

second, if you're going to strip someone naked, it should be women;

and third, if we all strip naked, there's nothing to be scared of!

Crap!

Now, I'm not scared of your beam!

Come at me from anywhere you like!

People who've lost all shame sure are scary...

Indeed.

Hey, you there!

Finish him off already!

Oh, sure.

Dai Jaen!

I-I won't die!

Until I get rid of all couples...

And get my revenge on all those women who laughed at me!

What?!

I can't do that!

Obliterate evil and proliferate righteousness.

Ah, sheesh!

Well, umm...

No worries!

But, those kind words that I received from a woman for the first time in my life...

It's such a pleasant sensation!

Thank you for your trouble.

The mission has been carried out successfully.

Nope, she has more to learn.

You almost missed your chance there.

Listen carefully, never show your weakness in front of the enemy, understood?

Lecturing someone while you're dressed like that...

But more importantly, Keita.

What was that about being able to see a parade of naked women?

About that... Well, umm...

That's why you were so into going on a date.

Well, umm... you see...

N-N-No! P-P-Please don't!

Why is it always me?

You really have some guts showing up in the nude, bro.

Indeed.

I admire you.

Shut up!

Youko, it was all my fault!

So please let me out of here!

Finally learned your lesson, huh?

A body builder needs to cut his body fat to less than three percent

in order to build that beautiful body of his.

A body with very little body fat cannot maintain its stamina.

Might I add, a macho man is always short of breath.

Next time on Inukami!

The Machos Are Licking!

I can hear it.

Your hoarse breathing, gentlemen.