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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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- (WHISTLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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- ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
THE BIGGEST SUB THEY HAD?
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- DODGERS, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
- I'LL SAY!
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I COULD EAT TWO OF THESE SUBS
AND STILL BE HUNGRY.
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- NO! HUNGORTUS,
EATER OF WORLDS,
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IS COMING TO EARTH
FOR HIS NEXT MEAL.
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- HUNGORTUS?! W-WE'RE DOOMED!
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- HUNGORTUS? WHO'S THAT?
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- DODGERS, HAVE YOU EVER READ
A SINGLE PROTECTORATE MEMO?
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- MEMO? WHAT'S THAT?
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- HUNGORTUS IS
AN ALL-POWERFUL MONSTER
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WHO FEEDS ON PLANETS.
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ONCE HE STARTS EATING,
HE DOESN'T STOP
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UNTIL THE PLANET IS NO MORE.
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- SOUNDS LIKE THIS GUY'S
GOT SOME REAL FOOD ISSUES.
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NAAH!
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- W-WHAT CAN WE DO?
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- HAS ANYONE TRIED
TALKING TO HIM?
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VIOLENCE MAY BE THE BEST ANSWER,
BUT IT'S NOT THE ONLY ANSWER.
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- N-NO. NO ONE TALKS
TO HUNGORTUS
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EXCEPT HIS HERALD,
THE FLAME VALET.
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- FINE. LET'S GO SEE
THIS HERALD,
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WHATEVER THAT IS,
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IMMEDIATELY,
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IMMEDIATELY AFTER I FINISH
THIS SANDWICH, I MEAN.
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IS THIS FLAME FELLA
A BAD GUY OR A LAWYER?
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- IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?
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- THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT,
AND THIS TIME, I'LL WIN!
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MY SON. HE'S A TEENAGER.
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ONE OF THESE DAYS,
I'LL GET THROUGH TO HIM
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AND BEAT HIM IN COURT!
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(SIZZLING)
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- OWW!
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- SORRY. MY FAULT.
SOMETHING TO DRINK,
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WATER, COFFEE, TEA?
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- THE SEARING PAIN
IS PLENTY, THANKS.
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- I'LL TAKE A GLASS
OF CORN SYRUP!
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- FLAME VALET, WE'RE HERE TO...
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- OH, PLEASE.
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CALL ME ATTORNEY
AT FIRE, ESQUIRE.
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WHEN PEOPLE HEAR FLAME VALET,
THEY ASK ME TO FETCH THEIR CARS,
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AND WHEN I DO,
THEY DON'T EVEN TIP ME.
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IS IT MY FAULT THEIR CARS
AREN'T FIREPROOF?
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- SOUNDS LIKE
A DESIGN FLAW TO ME.
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- WE'VE COME TO REQUEST
THAT HUNGORTUS NOT EAT EARTH.
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- OOH. I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE.
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- BUT YOU'RE HIS HERALD,
AREN'T YOU?
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- YEAH, BUT HE DOESN'T
REALLY LISTEN TO ME.
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TO BE HONEST,
NO ONE DOES.
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I'M A TERRIBLE HERALD,
AND I'M AN EVEN WORSE LAWYER.
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HECK, I NEVER EVEN WENT
TO LAW SCHOOL.
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I'M WORTHLESS!
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- NO ARGUMENT THERE, FIREMAN.
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(SOBBING)
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- DON'T BE SO HARD ON...
OW! MY HAND!
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- I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOUR NAME IS.
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I THINK YOU'RE LYING LIKE
ALL LAWYERS DO ALL THE TIME.
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- NO. I CAN'T
EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.
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- COME ON. THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.
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Y-YOU'RE HIS REPRESENTATIVE.
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- THAT'S WHAT A HERALD IS?
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I THOUGHT IT MEANT BARBER.
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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I COULD ADVISE HUNGORTUS
TO EAT A DIFFERENT PLANET,
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BUT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE CLOSE.
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HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE.
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YOU KNOW OF A NEARBY PLANET
HE COULD EAT?
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(BEEP)
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- "CITIZENS OF MARS"...OW...
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"PLEASE BE ADVISED"...OOH...
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"HUNGORTUS WILL BE
ARRIVING SHORTLY"...HOT...
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"TO EAT YOUR PLANET"...YIPE!
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"BEST REGARDS"...MAMA...
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"ATTORNEY"...OOH..."AT"...UNH...
"FIRE"...OOH..."ESQUIRE."
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PAIN!
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- WHAT A DAY.
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FIRST, SOMEONE STEALS
MY SANDWICH,
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AND NOW THIS.
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- SHALL I SCRAMBLE THE FLEET?
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- NO. HUNGORTUS IS TOO POWERFUL.
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WE NEED TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.
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- W-WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
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- NO. IT'S WORSE.
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MARS RETAINED MY SISTER,
COUNSELOR COMBUSTION,
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TO CONVINCE HUNGORTUS
TO EAT EARTH INSTEAD OF MARS.
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- B-BUT YOU CAN
HANDLE HER, RIGHT?
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- NOPE. SHE WINS EVERYTHING.
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- POPPYCOCK!
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IF YOU'RE CONFIDENT,
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
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LOOK AT ME.
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I DON'T THINK I'M GREAT.
I KNOW IT.
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THAT'S WHY I'M A BILLIONAIRE!
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- Y-YOU'RE NOT A BILLIONAIRE.
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- I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW
TO TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND
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THE DODGERS WAY
IN 12 EASY STEPS.
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- HUNGORTUS IS ONLY
20 MINUTES AWAY.
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- HMM. WE'LL HAVE TO SKIP
MOST OF THE STEPS THEN.
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EH, IT WILL STILL WORK.
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- UH, SIR, YOUR HAND IS ON FIRE.
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- I KNOW.
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AAH! AAH! AAH! YOWW!
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- KEEP THE FLEET CLOSE.
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BE PREPARED TO ATTACK
HUNGORTUS ON MY COMMAND.
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I DON'T TRUST THIS LAWYER
TO DO ANYTHING
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EXCEPT ROB US BLIND.
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- NOR SHOULD YOU.
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THE ONLY THING MORE DEVIOUS
THAN A LAWYER
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IS TWO LAWYERS.
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HA HA HA!
PRETTY GOOD.
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- I'LL HANDLE
THE LAWYER JOKES, JOHNSON.
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- I WOULDN'T WORRY.
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MY BROTHER'S ALWAYS
BEEN A LOSER.
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WITH OR WITHOUT FIRE,
HE'S JUST ANOTHER WEAK,
INEFFECTUAL MALE.
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- AREN'T THEY ALL?
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HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA!
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- CENTURION, KEEP
THE FLEET CLOSE.
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HAVE THEM READY TO ATTACK
HUNGORTUS ON MY COMMAND.
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I DON'T TRUST
THIS COUNSELOR COMBUSTION.
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- WHY? BECAUSE SHE'S A LAWYER
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OR BECAUSE YOU'RE THREATENED
BY POWERFUL, INDEPENDENT WOMEN?
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YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY.
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- DONALD TRUMP, LOU FERRIGNO,
THAT "KNIGHT RIDER" CAR, ME...
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ALL WINNERS SHARE CERTAIN TRAITS
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LIKE SELFISHNESS,
ARROGANCE, AND GREAT TEETH,
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BUT THE PATH TO SUCCESS STARTS
IN THE SAME PLACE FOR
EVERYONE...
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THE MIRROR!
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE
WHAT YOU SEE,
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YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
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WHOA! YOU LOOK AWFUL.
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REMEMBERING PEOPLE'S NAMES
WHEN YOU MEET THEM
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IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS!
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THE ONLY NAME WORTH REMEMBERING
IS YOUR OWN.
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NOW MINGLE.
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- OHH!
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- HOW'S HE SUPPOSED TO LEARN?
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- AAH!
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I CAN'T B-BELIEVE
I DID THAT AGAIN.
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- NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND,
BUT NOT BAD.
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TO BE SUCCESSFUL,
YOU HAVE TO LOOK SUCCESSFUL.
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IN FACT, IF YOU FIND
THE RIGHT SUIT,
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YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN.
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ARE YOU READY?
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YOU'RE A NEW MAN.
HOW'S IT FEEL?
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- ACTUALLY, I FEEL
SORT OF THE SAME.
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- OH, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL?
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YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
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TRUST ME, YOU'RE A BETTER YOU
IN EVERY WAY.
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YOU'RE PAYING ME FOR THOSE.
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DID YOU KNOW HE WAS THAT BIG?
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- HE EATS WORLDS.
W-WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
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- YOU'RE SURE THIS IS SAFE?
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- SAFE? WHO SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT SAFE?
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- I.Q.
- QUEEN.
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- DODGERS.
- UH, YOU.
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- CADET.
- C-CENTURION.
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- CADET.
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- C-CAPTAIN.
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- I.Q.
- DODGERS!
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- WIN A CASE YET, BROTHER?
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- MOM THINKS YOU'RE
AN AWFUL DAUGHTER.
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- YOU'D KNOW.
YOU CALL HER 5 TIMES A DAY.
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- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
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- YOU'RE A SLAVE TO YOUR WEALTH!
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- HA! WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT WEALTH?
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MY SHOES COST MORE
THAN YOUR SHIP!
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- WELL, I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS.
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- YOU SEE?
LAWYERS CAN'T BE TRUSTED,
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EVEN THE ONES THAT ARE ON FIRE.
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- YOU KNOW, THIS IS
A RARE CHANCE
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TO STOP HUNGORTUS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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IT'S A SHAME OUR ENTIRE FLEET
ISN'T NEARBY,
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WAITING TO ATTACK.
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- YES. IT'S A SHAME OUR FLEET
ISN'T JUST OUT OF VIEW,
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READY TO HIT HUNGORTUS
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WITH EVERY WEAPON
WE HAVE EITHER.
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- (GRR)
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- YOUR HUNGRINESS,
THE QUESTION ISN'T
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WHETHER YOU SHOULD EAT
EARTH OR NOT.
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YOU SHOULDN'T.
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NO. THE QUESTION IS,
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA EAT MARS,
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AND HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?
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- FULL SPEED.
I WANT THE FIRST SHOT.
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- STOMACH GROWLING, EH?
BEEN THERE, BROTHER.
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KNOW WHAT WOULD FIX THAT?
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A NICE, JUICY RED PLANET.
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- WAIT. UH, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS
IS OUT THERE,
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AND EVERY SHIP IN THE GALAXY
IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH
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A-A FULL ARSENAL OF...
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- HMM. HE'S WEARING A SPACESUIT.
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HE'LL BE FINE.
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- WHAT ARE ALL THOSE SHIPS
FIRING AT?
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- HUNGRY!
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- NOW, YOU'RE GONNA EAT
THE RED ONE,
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NOT THE BLUE ONE, RIGHT?
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BIG GUY?
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- OUR WEAPONS AREN'T EVEN
DISTRACTING HUNGORTUS.
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- C-CAN WE FEED HIM SOMETHING
TO SLOW HIM DOWN
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LIKE AN APPETIZER?
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- I HAVE A DELIGHTFUL CRAB PUFF
RECIPE I FOUND IN "REDBOOK."
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RIGHT. SOMETHING MORE
SUBSTANTIAL.
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- WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD STORES
ON ALL OF OUR SHIPS COMBINED?
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- YES! BUT HOW COULD WE EVER
COOK THAT MUCH FOOD
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IN SO LITTLE TIME?
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- (GRUNTING)
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- BURGERS AWAY!
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- FIRE ALL MEATLOAVES.
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- (GRUNTING)
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- BARBEQUE!
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- HEY! FIND YOUR OWN BURGERS!
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SLOW DOWN. IT'S NOT A GAME!
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- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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IT'S A BILL
FROM ATTORNEY AT FIRE
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FOR LEGAL AND BARBEQUE
SERVICES RENDERED
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IN THE AMOUNT
OF 27 MILLION ASTRO DOLLARS.
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I'M GOING TO SUE!
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- DID SOMEONE SAY SUE?
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- GLAD SHE'S
ON OUR SIDE THIS TIME.
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HER BROTHER WAS A LOSER.
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