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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:11,707 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:19,882 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? 3 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:27,823 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:37,233 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:44,307 DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:53,149 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:25,054 - YOU COME VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 8 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:28,489 - AND YOUR RESUMES ARE MOST IMPRESSIVE FOR ASSASSINS. 9 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:32,786 ARE YOU BOTH ACTUALLY FLUENT IN PORTUGUESE? 10 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,960 - AS I WAS SAYING, WE NEED THE BEST. 11 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:38,730 THE JOB WE HAVE IN MIND IS...I'M SORRY. 12 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,639 COULD WE GO SOMEWHERE WITH LESS STEAM? 13 00:01:40,702 --> 00:01:45,242 - WHY? STEAM EASES TENSION, AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE SKIN. 14 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:49,976 - FINE! THE TARGET IS CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS, 15 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,484 AND HE'S AS CUNNING AS HE IS HANDSOME. 16 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:57,047 IT'S AN OLD PICTURE, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA. 17 00:01:57,118 --> 00:02:00,688 - MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, YOU MUST ENSURE NONE OF THIS 18 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,364 CAN BE TRACED BACK TO MARS. 19 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,862 WE WERE NEVER HERE. 20 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,685 - FORGET IT. THEY'RE NOT HERE. 21 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,960 - WHOA. THEY ARE GOOD. 22 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:11,029 - THEY BETTER BE. THEY COST A FORTUNE, 23 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:15,238 AND THEY TOOK MY ONLY COPY OF THAT PICTURE. LET'S GO. 24 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,802 - FIVE MORE MINUTES. 25 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:19,110 THE TENSION IS JUST STARTING TO MELT AWAY. 26 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:22,583 - NO, I'M LEAVING NOW. CENTURIONS? 27 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,653 - UH, PERHAPS WE SHOULD REMAIN HERE. 28 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:29,661 TO PROTECT THE COMMANDER, I MEAN. 29 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,925 - I TOLD YOU THIS WAS THE PLACE, BERT. 30 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,498 - YEAH, YEAH, SURE, SURE. 31 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,136 - HEY, HUBIE, DID WE RUB OUT THAT DUCK YET? 32 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,742 DID WE, HUH? DID WE? DID WE? 33 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,243 - WE JUST GOT HERE, SEE? 34 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,835 HOW COULD WE MURDER HIM IF WE JUST GOT HERE, HUH? 35 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,107 WE COULDN'T, THAT'S HOW. 36 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,736 - YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 37 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,180 - I KNOW I'M RIGHT. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. 38 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,276 NOW GRAB OUR GEAR WHILE I SCOPE OUT THE JOINT, 39 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,079 AND GET A MOVE ON. 40 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,021 - HEY, HUBIE, CAN I SCOPE OUT THE JOINT JUST THIS ONCE? 41 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:10,286 CAN I, HUH? CAN I? HMM? HMM? 42 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,429 - HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF ME KEEPING YOU OFF 43 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:16,164 THE STREETS, CADET. 44 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:19,030 - AND HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF USING MY FAMILY'S 45 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:24,070 PRICELESS CHINA TO CELEBRATE OUR WORK ANNIVERSARY. 46 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:28,008 JUST THINK, EACH PLATE AND GLASS ON THIS TABLE HAS A STORY. 47 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,205 FOR INSTANCE, YOUR CRYSTAL GOBLET... 48 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:31,947 - (BURPS) 49 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,282 - IS BROKEN. 50 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,817 - BONANZA! NOW, WHERE'S MY PRESENT? 51 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,554 - HERE YOU GO. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE. 52 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,060 - (GASPS) JOE MONTANA! 53 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:43,993 - NO, SIR. IT'S YOU. 54 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:47,258 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M MY FAVORITE. 55 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:50,028 - I CARVED IT OUT OF DRIFTWOOD LATE AT NIGHT BY CANDLELIGHT 56 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:51,927 TO KEEP IT A SECRET. 57 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,829 IT ONLY TOOK 6 MONTHS. 58 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,841 - THAT'S NOTHING. CHECK THIS OUT. 59 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,114 VO-ILA! 60 00:03:58,172 --> 00:04:00,042 IT'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. 61 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,807 I BORROWED IT LAST WEEK TO CLEAN THE GUNK OFF MY BOOTS, 62 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,776 THEN RINSED IT IN TURPENTINE. 63 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,145 IT'S GOOD AS NEW. 64 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,683 - UH, THANKS, CAPTAIN. 65 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:10,049 IT'S THE BEST TOOTHBRUSH YOU'VE BORROWED, MANGLED, 66 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,517 AND RETURNED TO ME YET. 67 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:14,416 - YEAH. NOW YOU HAVE A COMPLETE SET. 68 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,218 TO YOUR GOOD FORTUNE, 69 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,959 AND TO ME. 70 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,377 - (SIGHS) 71 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,372 - THIS IS TOO EASY. 72 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:33,838 THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO BUMP EACH OTHER OFF. 73 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:37,208 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GIVE THEM ONE AND ENJOY THE SHOW. 74 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,048 - GEE, I DON'T KNOW, HUBIE. 75 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,083 SEEMS LIKE THEY GET ALONG JUST FINE TO ME. 76 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,518 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 77 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,823 THE WAY THAT DUCK WALKS ALL OVER THAT PIG? 78 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,115 IT AIN'T RIGHT, I TELL YOU. 79 00:04:46,187 --> 00:04:47,517 - YOU SAID IT, HUBIE. 80 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:50,117 - WHO ASKED YA? 81 00:04:50,191 --> 00:04:51,131 AND QUIT LOAFIN' AROUND. 82 00:04:51,192 --> 00:04:53,892 WE GOT WORK TO DO. 83 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,558 - (SNIFFS) 84 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,362 CHOCOLATE? 85 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:28,855 IT'S SUPPOSED TO MELT IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR PANTS. 86 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,929 CAPTAIN DODGERS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 87 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:35,499 WHY EVERYTHING I OWN IS COVERED IN... 88 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,299 UH, CHOCOLATE SYRUP? 89 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:40,811 - THAT'S RIGHT, CADET. BATH TIME'S FUN AGAIN. 90 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:44,774 LOOK! I'M CLEAN AS CAN BE. 91 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,220 - I'M IN MY ANGER IGLOO. 92 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:51,822 THE ICY DOME GENTLY COOLS MY RAGE. 93 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,385 - (BOTH LAUGHING) 94 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,893 - A RIOT, RIOT! 95 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,586 - CADET, CAN YOU GET ME SOME WHIPPED CREAM? 96 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,158 I'D LIKE TO WASH MY HAIR. 97 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,777 - (BOTH LAUGHING) 98 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:11,112 - "HEY, PAL, SORRY ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE AND STUFF. 99 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:16,171 TAKE A COUPLE OF SWINGS AT ME. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER." 100 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:28,319 - (WHISTLING A TUNE) 101 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:37,357 - WHY IS THE CADET SO ANGRY AT JOE MONTANA? 102 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,230 WAIT. THAT'S ME! 103 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:44,300 WELL! LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO LOSE A TOOTHBRUSH. 104 00:06:45,039 --> 00:06:47,209 - (BREATHING HEAVILY) 105 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,484 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 106 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:51,092 I DO FEEL BETTER. 107 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:59,747 - YOU'RE IN GREAT DANGER. 108 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,420 - (STUTTERING) D-DANGER. 109 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,058 THAT'S NICE. 110 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,963 - NO, IT'S NOT. 111 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:08,125 - CAPTAIN DODGERS WANTS TO KILL YOUSE. 112 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,525 - KILL ME. OK. 113 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:15,598 - NO, YOU MUST GET RID OF HIM BEFORE HE GETS RID OF YOUSE. 114 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,266 - NO, HE'S MY FRIEND. 115 00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:19,609 - HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU! 116 00:07:19,674 --> 00:07:22,044 YOU GOT TO KNOCK OFF DODGERS TONIGHT! GOT IT? 117 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:25,009 - KN-KN-KNOCK OFF DODGERS TONIGHT. 118 00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:29,429 - THAT'S BETTER. NOW WAKE UP! 119 00:07:32,353 --> 00:07:34,923 - SUCCEED AT WHAT? MURDER? 120 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,158 I'M GETTING MY MONEY BACK. 121 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:42,134 - (SNORING) 122 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:47,096 - I'M NOT A REAL CARDIOLOGIST! I... 123 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:51,407 - (GASPS) IS IT REALLY YOU? 124 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,672 I KNEW IT! THE TOOTH FAIRY! 125 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,481 MAN, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. 126 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:58,353 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY, SO LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. 127 00:07:58,412 --> 00:07:59,982 HOW MUCH FOR THE WHOLE SET? 128 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,317 - HUH? - HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY ME 129 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:04,252 TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH EVERY TOOTH I HAVE? 130 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,088 WAIT. LET ME GET THE CADET IN HERE. 131 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:10,593 WE'LL PUT ALL OUR TEETH ON THE TABLE AND THEN 132 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:14,557 MAKE A DEAL, OK? 133 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:17,199 - CAPTAIN DODGERS WANTS TO KILL ME. 134 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:21,304 STUPID SUBLIMINAL SELF-HELP CDs. 135 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,698 - HE'S HERE, CADET! 136 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,010 THE TOOTH FAIRY'S FINALLY HERE! 137 00:08:26,074 --> 00:08:29,344 AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE HIM TO THE CLEANERS! HUH? 138 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:32,180 NOW, WHY WOULD THE CADET RUIN A PRICELESS WORK OF ART? 139 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:35,516 PLAN TO MELT ME. 140 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:36,752 THAT'S WEIRD. 141 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,687 WHAT IS HE UP TO? 142 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,522 LIFE INSURANCE? 143 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:43,488 "UPON THE DEMISE OF CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS, 144 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:47,727 THIS POLICY SHALL PAY THE SUM OF 9 ZILLION ASTRO-DOLLARS 145 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:49,064 TO THE CADET." 146 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,459 DEMISE? 147 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,201 I COME IN HERE TO YANK OUT THE CADET'S TEETH 148 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:57,337 AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? 149 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,374 - CAPTAIN'S TO-DO LIST. 150 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,410 "1...ADMIRE SELF IN MIRROR, 2...GET RID OF CADET, 151 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:06,647 3...BUY BUTTER." WAIT. 152 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,053 "GET RID OF CADET"? 153 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,345 THE CAPTAIN DOES WANT TO KILL ME! 154 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,017 THE CD WAS RIGHT! 155 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:16,516 - OR IS IT YOU WHO WANTS TO KILL ME, MY SO-CALLED CADET? 156 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,390 - IT'S WORKING, IT'S WORKING! 157 00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:21,299 - I KNOW. I AIN'T BLIND. 158 00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:22,462 - STAY BACK! 159 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:25,100 - WHOA. PUT THE SPATULA DOWN. 160 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,795 - YOU DROP THOSE TOOLS FIRST. 161 00:09:27,869 --> 00:09:31,669 - WHY? THESE AREN'T FOR YOU. THEY'RE FOR YOUR TEETH. 162 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,568 - WHAT? MY TEETH? 163 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,890 JUST STAY BACK. 164 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:42,629 - GO ON! CLOBBER THE BUM! 165 00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:47,619 HEY, HUBIE, WHY'D THEY STOP? 166 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:50,317 - (STUTTERING) 167 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:51,631 WHAT'S GOING ON?! 168 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,762 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. 169 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,297 HE'S THE TOOTH FAIRY. 170 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,302 I WAS GOING TO CUT YOU IN ON THE DEAL, 171 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,474 UNTIL I FOUND OUT YOU WANT TO BUMP ME OFF. 172 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:04,374 - NO, YOU WANT TO BUMP ME OFF! 173 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,268 - OH, SO I CAN COOK, CLEAN, AND BATHE MYSELF? 174 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:10,341 ARE YOU NUTS? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT? 175 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,781 - YOU'RE RIGHT. IT MAKES NO SENSE. 176 00:10:12,847 --> 00:10:14,477 YOU'D BE HELPLESS WITHOUT ME. 177 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:17,618 - AND YOU'D BE RICH AND SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT ME! 178 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,745 OF COURSE YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL ME! 179 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,161 - RICH AND SUCCESSFUL. 180 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,193 - I'M GLAD WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER, TOO. 181 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:29,400 - BOO! BOO! WHAT A COUPLE OF BUMS! BOO! 182 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:33,373 UH, HUBIE, I THINK THEY CAN SEE US. 183 00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:34,704 - GOOD EYES, BERT. 184 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:35,498 SO, WHAT NOW? 185 00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,369 YOU GOING TO ARREST US? 186 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:39,408 - AS SOON AS I FIND SOME HANDCUFFS THAT FIT YOU. 187 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,013 - DON'T WE GET A PHONE CALL, HUBIE? 188 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,175 WE SHOULD CALL MARS, SINCE THEY'RE THE ONES 189 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,383 WHO HIRED US. OOPS! 190 00:10:45,446 --> 00:10:47,276 - MARS, EH? 191 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:49,478 NEVER MIND THOSE CUFFS, CADET. 192 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:53,000 I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 193 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,592 - COMMANDER! 194 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,197 - EEK! 195 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,731 YIKE! 196 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,256 I'VE BEEN FRAMED! 197 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,401 - OH, YOU'LL BE FRAMED ALL RIGHT. 198 00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:08,568 (SNAPS FINGERS) 199 00:11:08,636 --> 00:11:12,406 BUT FIRST, YOU MUST BE PAINTED. 200 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:16,813 - (GRUNTING) 201 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,307 - I'M SORRY, COMMANDER. 202 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:21,849 IT'S NOT EASY BEING PAINTED GREEN. 203 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,316 - BUT WHY'S SHE MAD AT HIM, HUBIE? 204 00:11:23,384 --> 00:11:25,354 HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'. WE DID IT. 14388

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