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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY IN THE 24th
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AND 1/2 CENTURY
- NICE WORK, FELLAS.
SHE'S A BEAUT.
- W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
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D-DID THEY FINALLY REPAIR
THAT DEADLY RADIATION LEAK
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- IN OUR ENERGY CORE?
- NO, BETTER.
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THEY INSTALLED MY NEW
TOP-OF-THE-LINE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR!
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BEHOLD SHANGRI-LOUNGE!
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- (HEAVENLY MUSIC)
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- W-WHERE'S THAT MUSIC
COMING FROM?
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ALMOST LIKE BEING REBORN, HUH?
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- N-NOT IN THE SLIGHTES, NO.
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- THAT'S RIGHT, CADET.
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SITTING TRULY
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
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IT TILTS, IT SWIVELS, IT JUMPS,
IT RECLINES, IT PITCHES,
IT YAWS, IT ROLLS, IT SLANTS,
IT...WON'T STOP!
SAVE ME!
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AAH!
IT'S A GOOD THING
THE WARRANTY
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COVERS EVERYTHING
ON THESE BABIES.
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- THE WARRANTY COVERS
EVERYTHING
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EXCEPT DAMAGE CAUSED
BY OVERZEALOUS SITTING
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AND SHARK ATTACKS.
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- OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION...
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- L-LET ME GUESS.
YOU GOT A PET SHARK.
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- YES! HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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- YIKES!
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- L-LUCKY GUESS.
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- (CHEWING)
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IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD MAKE
YOURSELF LESS LUMPY, CADET?
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- P-PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE ME
TO REMOVE MY BONES, SIR.
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- COULD YOU? AND DON'T
BE AFRAID TO VIBRATE.
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MY BACK'S ACTING UP.
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- T-THAT'S IT!
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I REFUSE TO TAKE THIS A-ABUSE
FOR ONE MORE MOMENT!
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- COULD YOU GET ME ANOTHER SODA?
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- I'M OVERWORKED, UNDERPAID,
AND UNDER A-APPRECIATED!
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- HMM, AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
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HOW ABOUT WHIPPING UP
SOME FAJITAS?
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- ARE YOU
E-EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
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- HOMEMADE GUACAMOLE
WOULD BE SWELL.
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- C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
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Y-YOU CAN STAKE THIS JOB
AND S-SH-SH-SH...
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I QUIT!
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- REMEMBER, NOT TOO SPICY.
- CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.
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- GOOD HEAVENS. WAKE UP!
- AAH!
YEAH? WHAT'S UP?
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- WHAT'S UP, DODGERS?
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YOUR SHIP LOOKS LIKE
AN UNADOPTED HIGHWAY!
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THE CADET'S REALLY BEEN
SLACKING OFF LATELY.
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- DODGERS, YOU DO KNOW
THE CADET IS...
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DON'T YOU WATCH THE NEWS?
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- THE...NEWS? WHEN'S IT ON?
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- OH.
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- THE NEW MACROVAST CEO,
THE CADET,
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HAS WALL STREET SMELLING BACON.
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MACROVAST STOCKS SKYROCKETED
TODAY AFTER NEW CEO, THE CADET,
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ANNOUNCED THE WASTENAUT,
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A REVOLUTIONARY NEW ENERGY CORE
THAT USES GARBAGE AS FUEL,
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- LEARN ANYTHING?
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- YEAH. IF THE CADET
HAS TIME FOR A SECOND JOB,
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- THE CADET RESIGNED
FROM THE PROTECTORATE.
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HE'S NOW THE CEO
OF THE LARGEST COMPANY ON EARTH.
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- RESIGNED?
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
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- I CAN THINK OF ONE REASON.
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- WELL, EVEN IF WE HAVE
NO IDEA WHY HE LEFT,
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I PROMISE YOU THE CADET
WILL BE CALLING
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TO BEG FOR HIS OLD JOB BACK
IN NO TIME.
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PLEASE!
TAKE YOUR OLD JOB BACK!
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I'M BEGGING YOU!
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THINK OF ALL THE GREAT TIMES
WE HAD TOGETHER.
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- N-NAME ONE.
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I'M SORRY, B-BUT MY DAYS
OF CALLING YOU CAPTAIN ARE OVER,
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C-CAPTAIN.
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- CADET EGGHEAD JUNIOR, EH?
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SO, WHY DO THEY
CALL YOU EGGHEAD?
FINE. DON'T ANSWER
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
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WE ALL HAVE SECRETS.
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FOR EXAMPLE, I'M MUCH
STRONGER THAN I LOOK.
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BETTER LOOKING, TOO.
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OUR FIRST MISSION
IS AN UNHAPPY ONE.
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BY ABANDONING HIS POST TO POSE
AS THE HEAD OF A CORPORATION
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SO HE COULD EARN MILLIONS
SELLING INNOVATIVE PRODUCTS
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TO A DESERVING PUBLIC.
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MAKES YOUR SKIN CRAWL,
DOESN'T IT?
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MINE, TOO.
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NATURALLY, WE HAVE NO CHOICE
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BUT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING
HE HOLDS DEAR...
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SO, GRAB OUR GEAR. WE'RE GOING
TO VISIT AN OLD FRIEND...
OF MINE.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
OK, WE NEED SOME SORT OF PLAN.
THIS IS BRILLIANT!
IT CAN'T FAIL!
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OH. THIS'LL NEVER WORK.
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WAIT, I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.
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RUN FOR IT!
HA! STUPID ROBOT!
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- (CRACKLING)
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FINE, YOU CAN HAVE A BITE,
BUT NOT THE WHOLE THING.
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- IDENTIFY YOURSELF.
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- WHY? I MEAN,
IF I TELL YOU WHO I AM,
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- IDENTIFY YOURSELF NOW.
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- OK. WELL, I'M MORE
OF A RESTER THAN A DOER.
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I LIKE SWIMMING IN POOLS,
BUT NOT THE OCEAN.
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- YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS
TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF. 3...
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- BUT THAT'S
NOT ENOUGH TIME TO...
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- 2...
- OK. OK. I'M...
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- ONE...
- WAIT! YOU CUT ME OFF!
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EXCELLENT TEAMWORK, CADET.
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BRILLIANT OF ME TO
DISTRACT HIM LIKE THAT, HUH?
DON'T TALK MUCH, DO YOU?
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ME, NEITHER.
NOTHING I HATE MORE
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THAN A LOT OF
MINDLESS JIBBER-JABBER.
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ONCE WHEN I WAS READING
THE PHONE BOOK OUT LOUD, I...
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NOT NOW, CADET.
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I'M JUST STARTING A VERY
LONG STORY. PAY ATTENTION.
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- (BLASTING)
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- NOW, ABOUT THAT PHONE BOOK...
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HEY! AN OPEN AIR VENT.
AM I GOOD OR WHAT?
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HOP IN THERE, CADET.
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IS IT ME OR ARE THESE
CONVENIENTLY PLACED AIR VENTS
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GETTING SMALLER?
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UGH!
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- (BEEPING)
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- IT'S DEFINITELY
THE VENT...NOT ME.
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- (BEEPING)
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- AAH!
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EEH!
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(SPLASHING)
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AHH...THAT'S CHILLY.
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UH, GOOD. WE'VE REACHED
THE OBJECTIVE
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EXACTLY AS I PLANNED.
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UH, CADET,
WHAT COMES NEXT IN MY PLAN?
NO. I THINK MY PLAN INVOLVES
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THE COOL GRAPPLING HOOK
AND CABLES WE BROUGHT.
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IT'D BE A SHAME TO LUG THAT
STUFF IN HERE AND NOT USE IT.
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IT'S GOT TO WEIGH
A TON...LITERALLY.
(GROANING)
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HUH, MAYBE THOSE
TANGLE-FREE SPY CABLES
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WERE WORTH THE EXTRA MONEY.
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(GRUNTING)
- (CRACKLING)
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- (ALARM SOUNDING)
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- EXACTLY AS I PLANNED.
- F-FURTHER MORE,
Y-YOU'RE BANNED
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FROM ALL MACROVAST PROPERTIES.
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T-THAT MEANS SAY GOOD-BYE
TO T-TAIWAN.
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- NO! YOU KNOW I LOVE IT THERE.
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- Y-YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT
OF THAT BEFORE YOU BROKE IN
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AND TRIED TO S-SABOTAGE
OUR ENERGY CORE
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WITH Y-YOUR SO-CALLED
N-NEW CADET.
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- OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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I KNOW WHAT THIS
IS REALLY ABOUT.
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TO COME WORK HERE, AREN'T YOU?
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- A-ABSOLUTELY N-NOT!
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- OK. FORGET MILLIONS.
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MAKE ME AN OFFER,
AND WE'LL GO UP FROM THERE.
- L-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I...I PRESENT THE NEXT STEP
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TOWARDS ENDLESS RENEWABLE ENERGY
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AND A C-CLEANER,
BRIGHTER TOMORROW...
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T-THE WASTENAUT.
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- OOH!
- W-WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE A-A SLIGHT GLITCH.
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- (GRUMBLING)
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- (RINGING)
- AH, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT, CADET,
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BUT THIS CHAIR YOU MADE,
IT'S LIKE SITTING ON A CLOUD...
OF BEANS.
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- I'M G-GLAD YOU LIKE IT, SIR.
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- WHAT ARE...WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE...WHAT...
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WHAT ARE...
WHAT...
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WILL YOU HELP ME GET UP, PLEASE?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- I'M R-REPORTING
FOR DUTY, CAPTAIN.
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- DUTY? YOU'RE A HOTSHOT
BIG SHOT NOW.
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YOU WEAR TIES AND PLAY GOLF
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AND DRIVE AROUND
SHARING FANCY MUSTARD
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WITH THE OTHER BIG SHOTS.
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- D-DIDN'T YOU SEE THE NEWS?
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY
LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH?
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- AMID ALLEGATIONS
OF FRAUD AND CONSPIRACY,
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THE CADET ANNOUNCED
HIS DECISION TO RESIGN
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AS CEO OF MACROVAST
INDUSTRIES YESTERDAY.
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- I...I TAKE F-FULL
RESPONSIBILITY
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FOR THE FAILURE
OF W-WASTENAUT.
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F-FOUL PLAY IS NOT TO BLAME...
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AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.
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- ARE YOU LYING?
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- NO...AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.
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AN AWFUL LOT
OF QUITTING THESE DAYS.
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HOW DO I KNOW
YOU WON'T QUIT AGAIN?
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- Y-YOU HAVE MY WORD.
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- HA! GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON
WHY I SHOULD TAKE YOU BACK?
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- OK. I...
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- FINE! YOU'RE REHIRED!
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NOW, GET BACK TO WORK
BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.
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OH, AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIRE
THAT CADET WITH THE WEIRD HEAD.
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I THINK IT'D BE BEST
IF IT WAS YOU.
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- OH, D-DON'T WORRY, SIR.
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