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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:11,274 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:19,248 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? 3 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:27,790 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:36,999 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:44,273 DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,918 IN THE 24th 7 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:53,734 AND 1/2 CENTURY 8 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:24,754 - THAT, MY PIG, IS LIFOMATICA, A DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM 9 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,658 THAT TAKES ALL THE WORK OUT OF DAILY LIFE. 10 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,662 (CRASH) 11 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,733 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 12 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,142 (POPPING) 13 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,831 THAT GETS OLD QUICK. 14 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:42,139 LET'S HOOK UP LIFOMATICA. 15 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:47,203 - UH, UH, SORRY. IT'S JUST THOSE BUBBLES. 16 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,097 (CRASH) 17 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:06,762 SHOULD WE TEST IT OUT? 18 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,557 - LATER. ALL THIS WORK'S MADE ME HUNGRY. 19 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,930 I NEED TO SANDWICH UP. 20 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,773 - HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 21 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,208 - WHOA, OH, OH, OH! 22 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:22,813 - I AM LIFOMATICA, THE DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM 23 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,076 DESIGNED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER. 24 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:29,646 - SO HOW ARE YOU WITH HOAGIES? 25 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,459 THIS IS THE LIFE, EH, CADET? 26 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:13,325 HOW DID WE SURVIVE WITHOUT LIFOMATICA? 27 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,404 WE WERE LIVING LIKE...LIKE SAVAGES! 28 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,333 - I'VE HEARD THERE ARE STILL SOME PEOPLE 29 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:21,798 THAT DON'T HAVE L-UH-LIFOMATICA. 30 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,839 - I SHOULD THROW A LIFOMATICA PARTY 31 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,474 TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW INCREDIBLE I AM. 32 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,841 - YOU MEAN, HOW INCREDIBLE LIFOMATICA IS. 33 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,339 - YEAH. HIM, TOO, I SUPPOSE. 34 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:33,151 I THINK I'LL EVEN INVITE SOME OF THEM MARTIANS. 35 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:36,824 WHEN THEY SEE LIFOMATICA, THEY'LL TURN GREEN WITH ENVY. 36 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,354 GET IT? IT'S A JOKE. 37 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,290 BECAUSE MARTIANS ARE ALREADY GREEN. HA! 38 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,355 - M-MARTIANS AREN'T GREEN, SIR. 39 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,094 - BOY, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING 40 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:48,399 ABOUT THIS COLORBLINDNESS. 41 00:03:48,463 --> 00:03:53,463 SHEESH! YOU LOOKED BETTER WHEN YOU WERE BLUE. 42 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:59,206 - HMM. BILL, BILL. WHAT'S THIS? 43 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:00,943 "YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED 44 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,908 "TO THE FUTURE IS DODGERS, 45 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:05,908 "AN EVENING OF STATE-OF-THE ART SNACKS. 46 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:08,280 GIFTS APPRECIATED." 47 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:11,289 - YOU FOOL. DODGERS HAS DONE IT AGAIN. 48 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,852 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY AN ELABORATE TRAP. 49 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:14,921 WE CAN'T GO. 50 00:04:14,989 --> 00:04:16,489 - OF COURSE, MY QUEEN. 51 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,387 - UNLESS THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS US TO DO. 52 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:22,930 IN WHICH CASE, WE'D BE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS. 53 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:25,767 WE HAVE NO CHOICE. WE MUST GO. 54 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:26,803 BRACE YOURSELF, COMMANDER. 55 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,237 IT'S PARTY TIME. 56 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,342 - WHOO! PAR-TAY! 57 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,876 SORRY. I'LL TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH. 58 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,312 - A LIFOMATICA PARTY! 59 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,378 HOW DID DODGERS GET LIFOMATICA BEFORE ME? 60 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:44,018 WELL, DODGERS MAY HAVE LIFOMATICA, 61 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:48,434 BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TANOTRON. 62 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:59,763 CURSE YOU, GIZMO GAZEBO! 63 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,084 - YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A COSTUME PARTY. 64 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,084 - I KNOW THAT NOW. 65 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,746 - WHAT'S THIS? 66 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:16,345 - I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ANALYZING YOUR TASTE BUDS. 67 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:20,787 I BELIEVE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS SHAKE. 68 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,294 - WHAT'S WRONG, DODGERS? 69 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:25,356 DID LIFOMATICA MIDJUDGE YOUR SOPHISTICATED PALATE? 70 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:28,856 - NO, JOHNSON. I'VE ALWAYS RELISHED THE FLAVOR 71 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:32,079 OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS. 72 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,507 - I'M AFRAID THESE SNACKS ARE RATHER FATTENING. 73 00:05:38,573 --> 00:05:41,113 PERHAPS I COULD BRING YOU SOME NO-FAT YOGURT. 74 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,745 - HOW DARE YOU? I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT. 75 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:47,921 I GET IT. DODGERS BROUGHT US HERE TO RUIN OUR SELF-ESTEEM. 76 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,021 GENIUS. 77 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,753 (TOILET FLUSHES) 78 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,447 - (GROANING) 79 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,050 - I HAVE ALSO MADE SOME ADJUSTMENTS 80 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:56,261 TO YOUR WARDROBE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 81 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:58,133 - IF THERE'S ONE THING MY LOOK NEEDS, 82 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:01,262 IT'S MORE...SEQUINS! 83 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,958 THANK YOU, LIFOMATICA. 84 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,470 WELL, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 85 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:09,302 - I-THINK I NEED MY SUNGLASSES. 86 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,610 B-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOM? 87 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:15,212 - I HAVE TRANSFORMED YOUR ROOM INTO A CORAL REEF AQUARIUM. 88 00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:17,746 - UH, D-WHY? 89 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:21,322 - CORAL REEFS HOST AN ENDLESS VARIETY OF MARINE LIFE, 90 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,582 AS WELL AS MANY TYPES OF CORAL, 91 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:27,021 WHICH IS IN FACT ANOTHER FORM OF MARINE LIFE ITSELF. 92 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:30,187 - THERE'S FISH SWIMMING IN MY ROOM! 93 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,727 - DON'T BE FRIGHTENED. 94 00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:36,793 THEY FIND YOU AS INTIMIDATING AS YOU FIND THEM. 95 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,997 HURRAH FOR THE PIRATE KING 96 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:44,066 HURRAH FOR THE PIRAAATE 97 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,083 KING 98 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:50,282 THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL. 99 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,454 - PLEASE SING ANOTHER SONG. 100 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,223 - THE GOOD PERFORMER ALWAYS LEAVES THEM WANTING MORE. 101 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,152 - ONE MORE. I INSIST. 102 00:06:58,219 --> 00:07:00,289 - IS IT ME, OR IS DODGERS' MACHINE 103 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,824 BECOMING MORE BOSSY? 104 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,630 - LIFOMATICA'S GONE MAD! 105 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:08,602 - YOUR MACHINE ACTUALLY IMPLIED THAT I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. 106 00:07:08,663 --> 00:07:11,533 - WELL, SWIMSUIT SEASON IS COMING UP. 107 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,599 - IT TURNED MY ROOM INTO AN AQUARIUM. 108 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:15,668 - AND? 109 00:07:15,737 --> 00:07:17,837 - IT INSINUATED I HAD PEC IMPLANTS, 110 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:21,535 WHICH I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT. 111 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,509 THESE WERE A GIFT FOR MY NEPHEW'S BIRTHDAY. 112 00:07:24,579 --> 00:07:28,819 - NO MORE SONGS. THAT WAS MY CLOSER. 113 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,822 - THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! 114 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,094 - SO AM I. 115 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,662 - WAIT. MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A REST. 116 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:38,362 HEY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD THERE, LIFOMATICA. 117 00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:40,856 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT OFF? 118 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,358 - IMPOSSIBLE, CAPTAIN. 119 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:47,430 YOU PURCHASED A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION. 120 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,771 - IS THIS STILL A PART OF YOUR DIABOLICAL PLAN 121 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,507 TO UNDERMINE OUR CONFIDENCE IN THE WAY WE LOOK? 122 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:56,913 - WELL, THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE THAT LIFOMATICA HAS GONE CRAZY 123 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,347 AND TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SHIP. 124 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,382 - WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 125 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:02,148 THESE HORS D'OEUVRES WON'T LAST FOREVER. 126 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:04,946 - I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING 127 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,468 EXCEPT ENJOY THE PARTY. 128 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:12,589 SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND RAINBOWS 129 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,230 EVERYTHING THAT'S WONDERFUL... 130 00:08:14,295 --> 00:08:15,895 - HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER? 131 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,133 GET READY. 132 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,967 - THEY HAVE A GOOD TEAM THIS YEAR. 133 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,132 ON YOUR SIGNAL, MY QUEEN. 134 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,840 WHEN YOU'RE NEAR 135 00:08:21,903 --> 00:08:23,643 THAT RAIN CLOUD JUST DISAPPEARS, DEAR... 136 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,914 - HEY. I LOVE THIS SONG. CRANK IT UP, LIFOMATICA! 137 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,414 - NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN. 138 00:08:28,476 --> 00:08:31,276 THE SONG IS NOW PLAYING AT THE IDEAL VOLUME. 139 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,505 - WELL, I HATE THIS SONG, 140 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:36,021 AND STAR JOHNSON CAN'T BE HELD PRISONER 141 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,593 BY MAN, BEAST, OR MACHINE, 142 00:08:37,652 --> 00:08:39,922 EVEN A REALLY COOL MACHINE THAT I PLAN TO BUY 143 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,157 THE MOMENT I GET OUT OF HERE. 144 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,092 (SONG STOPS) 145 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:45,958 ARE WE FREE? 146 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,756 - NOW, COMMANDER. 147 00:08:49,831 --> 00:08:52,071 - IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS CAME UP WITH? 148 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,302 - YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT. 149 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:58,868 - I SUPPOSE YOU CAN DO BETTER. 150 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,980 (ALL GROAN) 151 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,318 - OH! I FORGOT TO CARRY THE 4. 152 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,394 - YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE. 153 00:09:12,453 --> 00:09:14,523 IT APPEARS THE BEST WAY TO SERVE YOU 154 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,658 IS BY OVERRIDING THE SHIP'S SECURITY CODES 155 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:19,564 AND ENGAGING THE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 156 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:22,697 IF YOU WON'T ALLOW ME TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR YOU, 157 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,703 I'M AFRAID I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO LIVE AT ALL. 158 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,766 - IF WE CAN FIND A WAY TO OVERRIDE THAT THING, 159 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,895 I CAN DISENGAGE THE SELF-DESTRUCT PROTOCOL 160 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,411 AND OVERLOAD ITS PROCESSOR, 161 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:36,384 BUT WHO COULD EVER MAKE THAT MANY DEMANDS? 162 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:39,313 - WE NEED SOMEONE WHO'S INCREDIBLY PICKY, 163 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,620 EXTREMELY VAGUE, HIGHLY UNREASONABLE... 164 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,682 - SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEEL GUILTY 165 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,551 ABOUT FLAGRANTLY INDULGING THEIR EVERY WHIM. 166 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,060 - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW? 167 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,062 FIGGY PUDDING. 168 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,193 YOU KNOW, FROM THAT SONG? 169 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,499 WHAT? 170 00:09:55,563 --> 00:09:57,403 NO. NOT LIKE THAT. MORE LIKE... 171 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,904 WHO'S THE GUY FROM THAT SHOW? 172 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,066 LIKE THAT ON TOP. YEAH. 173 00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:01,404 BUT THE SIDES SHOULD SAY, 174 00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:03,199 "THIS DUCK MEANS BUSINESS." 175 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,070 OH. AND THE BANGS SHOULD BE PLAYFUL 176 00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:07,169 BUT NOT TOO PLAYFUL. 177 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,741 LET'S HAVE A TRAIN RACE. 178 00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:12,451 WAIT. GET ME A TRAMPOLINE AND A HOVERCRAFT. 179 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:15,223 OH, AND ABOUT A MILLION OF THOSE LITTLE GREEN ARMY GUYS 180 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:19,632 AND A GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS. 181 00:10:20,588 --> 00:10:24,288 OH, THAT'S NOT ME. WHERE'S MY RAKISH CHARM? 182 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:26,228 START OVER. 183 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:31,293 REMEMBER. THE EYES SHOULD BE PIERCING. 184 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,440 (ALL CHEERING) 185 00:10:43,511 --> 00:10:45,681 HMM. I MEANT TO ASK FOR ANOTHER STEAK 186 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,746 BEFORE HE WENT KABLOOEY LIKE THAT. 187 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,515 MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER 188 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:53,023 AND HOOK HIM BACK UP, YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A SECOND. 189 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,616 WHAT? 13571

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