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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE
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DIVIDE
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BUT HOW
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WOULD THE UNIVERSE
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SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24TH AND 1/2 CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
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AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING
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TYRANNY
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IN THE 24TH
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AND 1/2 CENTURY
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- (STUTTERING)
WHY ARE WE HERE AGAIN?
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- I BET YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY WE'RE HERE AGAIN,
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AREN'T YOU?
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TODAY WE'RE HERE TO ADDRESS
SOME OF OUR NEEDS.
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SPECIFICALLY,
OUR NEED FOR SPEED.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE'RE BUYING THE BADDEST
ROCKET SCOOTER THEY MAKE.
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- WE CAME HERE FOR THAT?
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- HEY, HERE COMES RABID RON.
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I'LL DO THE HAGGLING.
YOU CATCH THE FOAM.
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BOY, THAT RON
SURE DRIVES A HARD BARGAIN.
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FOR A GUY WITH RABIES.
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- YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD
WE DIDN'T NEED A ROCKET SCOOTER
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FOR A MISSION.
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IF WE DID, THE PROTECTORATE
MIGHT PAY FOR IT.
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- CADET, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
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TO FIX THAT HOLOGRAM PROJECTOR?
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- SORRY, SIR, IT'S ON MY LIST.
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- WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA.
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CADET.
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- FIRST THING TOMORROW, SIR.
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- AS I WAS SAYING,
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ALL I NEED TO DO
IS GET THE PROTECTORATE
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TO BUY ME THE ROCKET SCOOTER
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FOR A MISSION.
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- DID YOU
THINK OF THAT YOURSELF?
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- YES...NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS THINK OF A PHONY MISSION.
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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HOLD ON, IT'S COMING TO ME NOW.
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CADET!
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- SORRY, SIR, I'M ON IT.
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- SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THESE ROCKET CYCLE RALLIES
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ARE ACTUALLY MOBILE FESTIVALS
OF CRIME AND DEBAUCHERY?
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- DID I SAY THAT?
THAT'S GOOD.
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I MEAN...YES, THEY ARE.
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- WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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- OH, I WASN'T ALWAYS
THE HANDSOME, HEROIC CAPTAIN
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YOU SEE TODAY.
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IN MY TROUBLED YOUTH I FELL IN
WITH A PRETTY TOUGH BIKER GANG.
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(DING, DING)
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HI.
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CAN I BE IN YOUR BIKER GANG?
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(POW)
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AAHHH!
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I'M IN!
I'M IN THE GANG!
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AND THAT'S ALL
I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
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- YOU DIDN'T GROW UP IN FRANCE.
- DETAILS.
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THE POINT IS NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
THE MIND OF THE ROCKET BIKER
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BETTER THAN ME.
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- WRONG ON MULTIPLE LEVELS.
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BUT, OH, I SUPPOSE IT CAN'T HURT
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TO HAVE YOU INVESTIGATE
A RALLY OR TWO.
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- NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!
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NATURALLY, I'LL NEED SOME FUNDS
FOR A DISGUISE.
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OH, AND I'M GONNA
NEED SOME WHEELS.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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- CAPTAIN, I'M NOT SURE
ABOUT THESE DISGUISES.
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- THIS IS HOW
WE BIKERS DRESS, BROTHER.
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WE'RE UNDERCOVER, REMEMBER?
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THE NAME'S PATCH SCAR TISSUE.
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- OK, BUT WHO AM I?
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- YOU'RE THE ROUGHEST HOMBRE
EVER TO SADDLE UP AN IRON HORSE.
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BUT YOU'VE ALSO HAD
A LOT OF HEAD INJURIES,
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SO YOU MUMBLE AND DROOL A LOT.
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YOUR HANDLE IS MAD BOAR.
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THAT'S PLANET DAKOTA.
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NOW, THESE BIKERS
WILL BE THE MEANEST,
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MOST DANGEROUS OUTLAWS
WE'VE EVER FACED.
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IF WE BLOW OUR COVER,
WE'RE GONERS.
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AND IT WON'T BE EASY,
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BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE
CAN SMELL A PIG A MILE AWAY.
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- (GASP)
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- LOOK, A BABY DEER.
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- DON'T BE FOOLED
BY THE PICTURESQUE SCENERY.
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THIS PLANET IS A WRETCHED HIVE
OF SCUM AND VILLAINY.
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LOOK AT 'EM, MAD BOAR.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
SUCH RAW GRIT?
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- YEAH, AT THE PROTECTORATE'S
LAST ICE CREAM SOCIAL.
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- BOY, WE GOTTA
DO SOMETHING REALLY OUTRAGEOUS
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TO EARN STREET CRED
WITH THESE THUGS.
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WAIT HERE.
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- OK, BUT I'M RUNNING LOW
ON DROOL.
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- OOOHH-WHEEE!
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SORRY TO CUT OFF THE TUNES,
FELLOW VAGRANTS,
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BUT I'M PATCH SCAR TISSUE,
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AND I WANT YOU TO SEE
THAT I AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTHIN'.
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NOT EVEN PAPER CUTS.
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AAH!
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(THUD)
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- ARE YOU OK, CAPTAIN?
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I MEAN, SCAR?
UH, PATCHES, SIR?
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YOU FAINTED.
YOU KNOW YOU HATE BLOOD.
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- HATE IT?
I LOVE BLOOD.
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AS LONG AS I DON'T
HAVE TO SEE OR TOUCH IT.
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I'M PRACTICALLY A VAMPIRE.
AND WHO ARE THESE STIFFS?
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SOME CIVILIANS
WE'RE HOLDING FOR RANSOM?
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- HI, THERE.
I'M HARV WHEELY.
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- AND I'M EDNA WHEELY.
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- WE'RE CO-PRESIDENTS
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OF THE WHEELY ROCKET
CYCLE APPRECIATION CLUB.
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- SO YOU'RE THE LEADERS
OF THE PACK, EH?
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WELL, WHAT'S OUR NEXT SCORE?
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ROLLING AN ARMORED SPACE TRUCK?
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- OH, HEAVEN'S NO.
HA HA HA HA!
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WE ARE GONNA HAVE
A TREASURE HUNT, THOUGH.
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- SO, WHAT?
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WE'RE DIGGIN' UP THE LOOT
FROM YOUR LAST BANK HEIST?
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- AH HA! NO!
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WE'RE GOING
TO SPLIT INTO GROUPS
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AND COLLECT UNUSUAL OBJECTS
FROM NATURE LIKE 4-LEAF CLOVERS
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AND EAGLE FEATHERS
AND WHATNOT.
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- WHAT?
WHEN DOES THE CRIME START?
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- CRIME?
OH, HO HO HO HO HO HO!
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NO, THERE'S NO CRIME HERE.
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UNLESS HAVING FUN IS A CRIME.
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- IF IT WAS
I'D BE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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- PUT HIM IN FUN JAIL.
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- THROW AWAY THE KEY!
HA HA HA...FUN!
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SEE YOU AT THE QUILT-OFF.
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- CADET, I THINK THESE PEOPLE
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MAY ACTUALLY BE
LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS.
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- YES, BUT THAT'S
GOOD, ISN'T IT?
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- NO!
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IF WE DON'T BUST SOMEBODY,
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THE PROTECTORATE
WON'T PAY FOR MY HOG!
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I GUESS IF THESE PEOPLE WON'T
BREAK THE LAW ON THEIR OWN,
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WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOW THEM
HOW TO BREAK IT.
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- OR YOU COULD FIND A WAY
TO PAY FOR THE SCOOTER YOURSELF.
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- NOW YOU'RE JUST
BEING UNREASONABLE.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BOOM)
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- WHEN I GOT HERE
YOU WERE NOTHING
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BUT A BUNCH OF DECENT,
HARD-WORKING,
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UPSTANDING,
ROCKET CYCLE ENTHUSIASTS.
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NOW YOU'RE THE DEMON DOGS,
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A LAWLESS BAND
OF HARD RIDIN' BARBARIANS
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THAT RESPECT NOTHIN'
BUT HAVOC AND DESTRUCTION.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD.
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NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND RAISE A LITTLE HECK.
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- ONE, TWO, 3, 4!
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(PLAYING HARD ROCK MUSIC)
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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- AAHHH!
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- PROBABLY NOT
MY BEST IDEA, HUH?
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- CREATING AND UNLEASHING
A GANG OF LAWLESS MARAUDERS
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ON THE UNIVERSE?
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NO, PROBABLY NOT.
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- LOOKED GOOD
ON PAPER, THOUGH, HUH?
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- AHH, THESE WEEKEND DRIVES
MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE.
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TENSION JUST MELTS AWAY.
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THE SOLAR WIND IN MY HAIR.
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THE STARS TWINKLING IN THE SKY.
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THE DEAFENING ROAR OF COUNTLESS
RAMPAGING ROCKET CYCLES?
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(SCREAMING)
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- THAT'S I.Q.
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THEY'RE DESTROYING
HIS SPACE CADDIE.
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- DEMON DOGS, HEAR ME.
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I HAVE A CONFESSION TO...
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- LOUDER!
- YEAH, LOUDER!
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- CAN'T HEAR YOU.
- CAN'T HEAR YA!
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- SORRY, IS THIS ANY BETTER?
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- SPEAK UP!
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- YEAH, WE STILL
CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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- IS THIS BETTER?
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- OWW!
- TURN IT DOWN!
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- GOOD?
GOOD...OK.
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AS I WAS SAYING,
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I HAVE A CONFESSION...
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
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I'M NOT THE RUTHLESS,
CUTTHROAT, SUAVE, HANDSOME,
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BIKER REBEL YOU THINK I AM.
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I'M NOT PATCH SCAR TISSUE.
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I JUST PRETENDED TO BE
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SO I COULD GET
A FREE ROCKET SCOOTER.
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I DON'T EVEN NEED AN EYE PATCH.
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SEE? I'M A CAPTAIN
IN THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE ALL GO HOME
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AND FORGET ANY OF THIS
EVER HAPPENED?
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- OK? GREAT.
- PIG.
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(ALL CHANTING "PIG")
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- STOP!
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ANY OF YOU THINK YOU CAN
KNOCK OLD MAD BOAR DOWN,
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TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD.
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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NOW, TURN THOSE HOGS AROUND
AND HEAD BACK TO PLANET DAKOTA.
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MAD BOAR'S
BUYING ICE CREAM FOR EVERYBODY.
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- ICE CREAM!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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- LET'S GO, DODGERS.
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- YOU WANT ME TO RIDE WITH YOU
IN THE SPACE CADDIE?
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- NO, YOU'RE
GOING TO PUSH MY BABY
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ALL THE WAY BACK
TO THE BODY SHOP.
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- BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT,
WHAT ABOUT MY HOG?
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- OH, THAT'S NOT
YOUR HOG ANYMORE.
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IT BELONGS TO MAD BOAR NOW.
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- (GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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AAHHH!
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