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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:11,573 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:19,715 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE 3 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:27,390 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:37,333 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:44,173 DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:52,915 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:19,447 - SO, HOW MANY MILLIONS OF MY ADORING FANS VISITED 8 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,123 MY FAN SITE TODAY? 9 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:25,793 HMM. THE COUNTER'S STILL BROKEN. 10 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,153 OOH, A POP-UP AD. 11 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,961 BOY, THESE BABIES MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE. 12 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:32,464 AM INTERESTED IN WINNING A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GARBAGE 13 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:35,797 FROM MY FRIENDS AT TRASH THRASH GARBAGE COMPACTORS? 14 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,533 YOU BET I AM! 15 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,828 - C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, STOP! 16 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,870 ONLINE CONTESTS ARE ALL SCAMS. 17 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,266 YOU SIGN UP TO WIN A SPACE CRUISE, 18 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,007 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ENLISTED, 19 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:49,482 WORKING A DEAD-END MILITARY JOB IN SPACE FOR NO PAY. 20 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,853 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I HEAR. 21 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,512 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, CADET? 22 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,681 - THAT I SURROUND MYSELF WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE ME? 23 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,490 - NO, YOU ARE AFRAID OF COMPETION. 24 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,123 NOT ME. I THRIVE ON IT. 25 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:04,828 WHEN IT COMES TO CONTESTS, I'M DOG EAT DOG. 26 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:08,032 HOW ELSE COULD WE HAVE WON ALL THAT DIET DOG FOOD? 27 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,525 - YEAH, BUT WE DON'T HAVE A FAT D-D... 28 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:11,567 WE DON'T HAVE A DOG. 29 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,232 - IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PRIZE. 30 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,141 IT'S ABOUT WINNING. WINNING IS ALL THAT MATTERS! 31 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:20,243 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. THE PRIZE IS JUST AS IMPORTANT. 32 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,508 - JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE OPPOSING OTHERS IN CONTESTS 33 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,676 OF SKILL AND CHANCE DOESN'T MEAN 34 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,375 I'M NOT A COMPETI...COMPETI... 35 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:30,277 NEVER MIND. 36 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:34,021 - VAN CHANCY'S MEGA MYSTERY GRAND PRIZE SWEEPSTAKES. 37 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:37,318 A CHANCE TO WIN AN UNKNOWN PRIZE I MAY NOT EVEN WANT? 38 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,130 COUNT ME IN! 39 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:44,143 HEY, I MUST BE AN INSTANT WINNER! 40 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:50,137 - SINGLE, HANDSOME MAN OF SCIENCE SEEKS ROMANCE. 41 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:53,074 SHOULD ENJOY QUANTUM MECHANICS, NUCLEAR FUSION, 42 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,940 FLYING KITES, AND RUBBER GLOVES. 43 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:58,610 WELL, THAT SHOULD BRING THEM RUNNING. 44 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,949 MYSTERY GRAND PRIZE SWEEPSTAKES. 45 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:06,966 WELL, I AM FEELING KIND OF LUCKY. 46 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:12,125 - HM, AUTHENTIC MARTIAN QUEEN PERSONAL POSSESSIONS. 47 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:15,003 WAIT! HOW DID THEY GET MY TOOTHBRUSH? 48 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:18,372 AND WHY ISN'T ANYONE BIDDING ON IT? 49 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:19,501 SWEEPSTAKES. 50 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,436 WELL, I'M ALREADY RICH, 51 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,401 SO I'M A LOCK TO WIN. 52 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,111 - DEAR MOTHER, 53 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,083 I KNOW YOU ASK ME NOT TO WRITE TO YOU SO MUCH, 54 00:03:28,142 --> 00:03:30,882 BUT IT'S BEEN HOURS SINCE I HEARD FROM YOU LAST, 55 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:34,405 AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY. 56 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,221 IS THAT YOU, MOTHER? 57 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,445 - HE WRITES TO HIS MOTHER CONSTANTLY. 58 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:41,919 IT'S DISTURBING. 59 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:52,995 - HMM! I'LL SHOW HIM WHO'S AFRAID. 60 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:04,457 - LOOK, CADET. I THINK I WON. 61 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,250 - HELLO, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION 62 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:14,489 OF THE GALAXY'S NUMBER-ONE GAME SHOW, 63 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,024 VAN CHANCY'S "NOT A CHANCE!" 64 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,591 I'M YOUR HOST, VAN CHANCY! 65 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,130 - WOW! IT'S VAN CHANCY. 66 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:24,556 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS GUY. 67 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,371 - SO, WE'RE ON A TV SHOW? 68 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,044 - THAT DEPENDS. 69 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,413 DO YOU NEED CAMERAS TO MAKE A TV SHOW? 70 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,912 - YOUR HIGHNESS, MY SENSORS INDICATE NO CAMERAS ARE PRESENT. 71 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:38,175 - YES, I KNOW. TRY TO KEEP UP, GUYS. 72 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,415 - TODAY, BITTER RIVALS FROM MARS AND EARTH WILL FACE OFF 73 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:46,482 FOR A CHANCE TO WIN THE MEGA MYSTERY GRAND PRIZE! 74 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,290 IT COULD BE ANYTHING... 75 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,186 A YEAR'S WORTH OF PLASTIC DOG VOMIT 76 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:55,097 OR AN OCTRILLION DOLLARS IN ASTROCASH! 77 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:58,402 - DOG VOMIT. OH, PLEASE, LET IT BE THE DOG VOMIT! 78 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,725 - HA HA HA HA HA! 79 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,240 LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. 80 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,014 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SWEETHEART? 81 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,472 - I AM THE QUEEN OF MARS. 82 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,711 I DEMAND... 83 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,545 - MMM. 84 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,081 - HOW DARE YOU! 85 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,877 - LET'S MEET THE OTHER TEAM! 86 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:18,388 AND WHAT'S YOUR NA...HEY, HEY! - MMM. 87 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:19,321 - AAH! 88 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:20,446 OK, GREAT. 89 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,761 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE COMMERCIALS. 90 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,334 ONE MORE STUNT LIKE THAT 91 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:28,063 AND YOU ARE ALL GOING HOME IN AN ENVELOPE! 92 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:32,168 THIS IS MY SHOW! GOT IT? MY SHOW! 93 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,303 DO YOU THINK I LIKE DOING THIS? 94 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:38,438 DO YOU THINK I ENJOY TAKING PEOPLE CAPTIVE 95 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:42,706 AND ENDANGERING THEIR LIVES FOR CHEAP THRILLS AND RATINGS? 96 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:47,507 DO YOU THINK I WANT TO LET THIS CYCLOPS SAUTE AND EAT YOU? 97 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,981 - YES, ACROSS THE BOARD? 98 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:52,289 - CORRECT. THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME VAN CHANCY... 99 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:57,353 BED-WETTER AND HOST OF THE UNIVERSE'S NUMBER-ONE GAME SHOW. 100 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:01,895 - WELCOME BACK. THE CHALLENGES AWAITING OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY 101 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,032 ARE SO TERRIFYING, EVEN I'M SHAKING. 102 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,569 WILL ANY OF THEM SURVIVE? 103 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,704 - NOT A CHANCE! 104 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,610 - SO, LET'S START THE CARNAGE! 105 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,582 - IT'S ABOUT TIME. 106 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:16,982 - OUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS 107 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,084 THE RAGING RAPIDS RIVER RACE OF RUIN. 108 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,076 THE TEAM THAT ELUDES THE MAGNETIC MINES, 109 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,478 MAKES IT THROUGH THE RAPIDS, 110 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,720 OVER THE WATERFALLS, AND ACROSS THE FINISH LINE FIRST 111 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,816 WITHOUT DROWNING OR EXPLODING 112 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:28,818 WINS 10 POINTS. 113 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,629 - HA, YOU CALL THAT A CHALLENGE? 114 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:34,731 - OH, I'M A GOOD KAYAKER. 115 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,055 - IS THAT ALL, FOLKS? 116 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:39,681 NOT...A...CHANCE! 117 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:50,779 - YOU'RE IN THE LEAD... WHAT'S GOING THROUGH 118 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,314 YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW? 119 00:06:53,381 --> 00:06:57,351 - ACTUALLY, VAN, RIGHT NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT... 120 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:02,068 BUTTERFLIES. THEY CREEP ME OUT. 121 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,860 HELP! BUTTERFLIES! 122 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,576 HELP! HELP! 123 00:07:17,238 --> 00:07:18,508 - YOU JUST EXPLODED. 124 00:07:18,573 --> 00:07:20,213 WHAT'S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW? 125 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:23,214 - GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! 126 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:26,127 - WE HAVE A WINNER! 127 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,416 - GOOD GAME, CONTESTANTS. 128 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,485 10 POINTS TO TEAM EARTH FOR WINNING, 129 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,064 ONE POINT FOR BOTH TEAMS FOR NOT BEING SLAUGHTERED OR EATEN, 130 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,263 AND 12 POINTS FOR ME FOR BEING FASCINATING. 131 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:43,325 WE'LL RETURN AFTER THESE THIEVING LIES. 132 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:46,274 YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES TO SHAPE UP AND GO TO THE LAVATORY. 133 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,143 - EWW! I CAN STILL FEEL ITS BUTTERY WINGS 134 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:51,343 ALL OVER MY SKIN. EWW! 135 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:53,565 - CADET, IF WE SURVIVE THIS INSANITY, 136 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:56,481 I'M HAVING DODGERS COMMITTED FOR PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION. 137 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,384 - BUT, SIR, WITHOUT DODGERS, WE WOULDN'T BE WINNING. 138 00:07:59,447 --> 00:08:02,517 - GOOD POINT. IF WE SURVIVE THIS, I'M HAVING DODGERS CLONED 139 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,623 AND THEN COMMITTED FOR PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION. 140 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,556 - EATING CHALLENGES, WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM, HAVEN'T WE? 141 00:08:08,623 --> 00:08:12,633 HORSE INTESTINES, FISH EYES, LIVE WALRUS, FRUIT. 142 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,303 - BLAH! - ONE OF HIS BUTTONS 143 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,231 MUST OPEN A PORTAL OUT OF HERE. 144 00:08:16,297 --> 00:08:19,327 IF WE PUSH ALL HIS BUTTONS AT ONCE, WE CAN ESCAPE. 145 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,270 - I THINK SOMEBODY ALREADY PUSHED ALL HIS BUTTONS. 146 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:25,466 - AND I THINK SOMEBODY'S AFRAID OF LOSING. 147 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:30,239 - NO, DODGERS, WE'RE HOSTAGES. OUR LIVES ARE IN JEOPARDY. 148 00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:32,611 - AND YOU'RE LOSING. 149 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,819 - ONLY BY 10 POINTS. 150 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:38,221 I'M A GOOD EATER. 151 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,745 BUT HERE'S THE ONE THING WE HAVEN'T SEEN 152 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,561 OUR CONTESTANTS EAT YET... 153 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,163 THEMSELVES! 154 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,955 THAT'S RIGHT. THE TEAM THAT EATS A HELPING 155 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:49,698 OF ONE OF ITS OWN TEAM MEMBERS WINS 10 POINTS. 156 00:08:49,764 --> 00:08:52,234 NO MUSTARD ALLOWED. ENJOY YOUR MEAL! 157 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:57,139 UNLESS YOU ARE THE MEAL! 158 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,814 - UH, CAPTAIN, W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 159 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,613 - SOMEBODY HAS TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. 160 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:03,405 I FIGURE IT'S YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE LOWEST RANK. 161 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,707 PLUS, YOU'RE PROBABLY DARNED GOOD EATING. 162 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:06,909 AM I RIGHT, I.Q.? 163 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,550 - WELL, HE DOES HAVE A POINT. 164 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,376 - B-BUT PLEASE DON'T EAT ME! 165 00:09:10,451 --> 00:09:12,621 - NOW, ARE YOUR LEGS LIGHT OR DARK MEAT? 166 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,486 - AAH! 167 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,115 - AS MUCH AS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A CANNIBAL, 168 00:09:17,191 --> 00:09:18,631 I'M STILL A LITTLE IFFY ON THIS. 169 00:09:18,693 --> 00:09:22,703 - YOUR HIGHNESS, EAT AS MUCH OF ME AS YOU WISH. 170 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:23,902 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. 171 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,404 - WAIT, YOUR HIGHNESS, 172 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:28,366 I BELIEVE THE ANSWER IS RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES. 173 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,935 - COMMANDER, WE DON'T HAVE NOSES. 174 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,944 - PRECISELY, MY QUEEN. 175 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,206 UH, WE'RE FINISHED OVER HERE. 176 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,005 - ALREADY? BUT WHAT DID YOU EAT? 177 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,747 - OUR NOSES. 178 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,912 - AND MOUTHS. 179 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,550 - AND LEGS. 180 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:42,754 - WORKS FOR ME! 181 00:09:42,817 --> 00:09:46,247 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THE SHAMELESS FRAUDULENCE. 182 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,660 - OH, NOW WE'RE TIED WITH THEM. 183 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:50,322 - DON'T WORRY, CHIEF. WE'LL WIN THE NEXT ONE 184 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:55,391 AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE ROLLER SKATES. 185 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:02,473 - WELCOME TO THE PRESIDENTIAL ROLLER DERBY CHALLENGE! 186 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:04,506 THE FIRST PLAYER TO MAKE IT AROUND THE TRACK ALIVE 187 00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:06,572 MOVES ON TO THE FINAL ROUND FOR DELOUSING 188 00:10:06,641 --> 00:10:10,541 AND A CHANCE AT THE MYSTERY PRIZE. 189 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,581 AND YOU'LL COMPETE AGAINST THEM TO SURVIVE. 190 00:10:13,648 --> 00:10:16,648 CLONED ENTIRELY FROM FOSSILIZED DNA, 191 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:20,687 YOU KNOW THEM AS THE LESSER KNOWN AMERICAN PRESIDENTS! 192 00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:23,785 SAY HELLO TO MARTIN "RED FOX OF KINDERHOOK" VAN BUREN, 193 00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:28,858 GROVER "UNCLE JUMBO" CLEVELAND, WILLIAM "TIPPECANOE" HARRISON, 194 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:32,829 AND JOHN "TYLER II" TYLER! 195 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,902 - ARE YOU SURE THEY WERE PRESIDENTS? 196 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,970 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM. 197 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,909 - READY, SET, 198 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,924 ROLLER DERBY! 199 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:51,020 - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA... 200 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:55,884 - WE HAVE AN UNDESERVING WINNER! 201 00:10:56,490 --> 00:11:00,030 - CAPTAIN DODGERS, THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND. 202 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,563 YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN: 203 00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:03,529 A...THE LIVES OF YOUR FELLOW CONTESTANTS 204 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:08,097 OR B...THE MEGA MYSTERY GRAND PRIZE! 205 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,198 - OH, THAT'S TOUGH. 206 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,670 WAIT. WHAT WERE THE CHOICES AGAIN? 207 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,708 - A! A! A! 208 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,443 - A OR B. 209 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,581 - "A" WAS THE PRIZE, RIGHT? 210 00:11:19,647 --> 00:11:21,817 - NO. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE, FOLKS! 211 00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:23,623 TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE THRILLING, 212 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:27,054 TREACHEROUS, EMPTY CHALLENGES ON ANOTHER EDITION OF... 213 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,790 - "NOT A CHANCE!" 214 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,806 - GOOD NIGHT! 215 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,543 - WELL, THAT WAS A BIG WASTE OF TIME. 216 00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:43,672 I WON IT ALL, AND I GOT NOTHING. 217 00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:47,308 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WINNING PRIZES ISN'T SO GREAT AFTER ALL. 218 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,414 MAYBE IF I WORK HARD TO EARN THINGS, 219 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,136 I'LL APPRECIATE THEM MORE. 220 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:55,711 MAYBE...WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? 221 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,549 - EH, "C-CONGRATULATIONS. 222 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:03,061 "YOU'VE WON THE TRASH THRASH GARBAGE COMPACTOR 223 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,063 "GARBAGE GIVEAWAY. 224 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,064 ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE, CHUMP." 225 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,596 - FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID. 226 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:10,131 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THIS GARBAGE MAKES US? 227 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,027 - EH, GARBAGE MEN? 228 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,439 - NO. GARBAGE WINNERS! 16812

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