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Are you ready?
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It's beach time.
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Come on, why is your bathing suit not
on?
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You need to put your bathing suit on.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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Jessica's coming.
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I know she's supposed to, but did you
look outside?
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No! I really wanted to go to the beach.
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Why is it raining?
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You should still go.
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She just texted me she's not coming.
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I... I told you it was going to probably
rain today. Oh, I didn't... I didn't
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think it would.
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God damn it.
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That's really upsetting.
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What the heck am I gonna do now?
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Why don't you, like, go to the mall with
her or something?
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Mall? I feel fucking boring.
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That's where all the stupid people go.
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What is there to do at the mall?
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Boring as fuck.
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I don't know, like, put on different
kinds of lip balm or, like, buy...
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No. I don't know what girls do. No. I
don't do any of that.
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It's stupid.
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My little tchotchkes or something.
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I don't know what that is.
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Sparkly things.
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No.
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God.
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What am I going to do?
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You hear something.
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Go look at your phone.
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That's fucking boring too. I want to go
outside and be in the sun and get a tan.
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I know I can't do that.
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Just take a nap or something.
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I'm up.
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I drank like three Red Bulls to get
ready for the beach.
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I'm up. There's no sleeping anytime
soon.
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Okay, well, good luck, okay?
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Stop!
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Fix this!
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What's wrong with you?
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I'm...
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beach get out of here no keep me do
something keep
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me entertained why can't i have a normal
stepsister i am normal what about me is
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not normal i'm not weird you're the
weirdo
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It's ruined.
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It's completely ruined.
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I don't know any point in going on.
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You're right.
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Nobody else is doing something else?
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I don't think so. It's raining.
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There's nothing to do.
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Yeah, that's why there's stuff to do.
There's inside places.
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Well, not the mall.
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Fuck the mall.
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If food would come out of here or
something.
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I don't like it fat.
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You'd be skinny.
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Yeah, very fat.
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That's mean!
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Why are you so mean to me?
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I'm not mean.
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Yes, you are.
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You need to be nice to me.
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I'm nice. I'm a good brother.
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Number one.
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In the whole world.
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No. Probably.
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No.
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No? No.
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If you're nicer than me, yeah, but
you're not.
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You're not nice to me.
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I know what you can do.
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What?
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Come here, I'll tell you.
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What?
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You can do my laundry.
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It's really dirty. No!
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You do your own laundry.
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You're supposed to do that. You're a
boy.
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No, girls like doing chores and stuff.
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Not me.
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No.
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You can play video games with me.
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Fucking video games. That's so boring.
That's what a loser is.
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I don't like just sitting around.
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Gamers.
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Gamers are fucking boring losers.
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What else?
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I'm going to play Truth or Dare.
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truth or dare that's for like parties
not just for like brother and sister
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that's kind of weird i don't i don't
know about that i'm just
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fucking around i mean maybe we could
play that i
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don't know ask me
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truth
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Did you have sex with Greg at the party
last week? Oh my god!
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Why would you ask me something like
that? Truth or dare?
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You have to answer it.
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Yeah.
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Gross! Gross!
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I'm drunk.
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I don't know.
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That's crazy.
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Whatever. Don't tell anyone about that.
I'm not. It's a fair thing.
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Okay, truth or dare? Dare.
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I dare you to jump off the roof.
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That's not fair. You can't do that.
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Yes, it's a dare. You have to do it.
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I'm not.
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Yes.
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You're crazy.
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You have to do it. It's a dare and it's
not even that high.
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I'm not.
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Okay,
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fine. Then I... I dare you to lick my
armpit.
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What? Yeah.
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What kind of dare is that?
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You have to do it.
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It's easier than jumping off the roof,
so.
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Oh my god.
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Do you have a phone?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's stinky.
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No, it's not.
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Yeah. Ugh.
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You're nasty.
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You're crazy.
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okay dare i
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dare you to lick my foot oh my god see
what you
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get that's what you get it's so freaking
dirty though
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give up and i'll say i won no no no i'll
do it
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dirty
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i'm
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never doing that again that's crazy okay
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Truth or dare?
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Dare.
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I dare you to let me look through your
phone.
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What? Yeah.
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Fine. Here you go.
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There's literally nothing in here.
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You're getting no bitches.
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Shut the fuck up. What the hell?
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Oh my god.
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This is so boring.
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Here, you can have that back.
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What's wrong with that?
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You're just a loser.
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Am I talking to a bunch of different
girls?
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Yeah. Fucking loser.
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Truth or dare?
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Um, truth.
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Does Sarah have a crush on me?
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No.
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She thinks you're a fucking loser.
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For real?
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Yes. Why would she like you?
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She, like, heart-reacted, like, my
message the other day. That doesn't mean
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anything. Shut up! You're a fucking
loser.
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God, you really think she had a crush on
you? Are you being... Yeah, I thought
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she kind of liked me. No.
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Of course not.
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Well, that's...
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I don't like her either. She's stupid.
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Okay, whatever you say.
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Truth or dare?
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Truth.
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Is it true that you have a micro penis?
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What?
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You heard me.
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Is it true I have a micro penis?
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Yeah. Who told you I have a micro penis?
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Nobody. What kind of stupid question is
that?
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You probably do.
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It's probably super little.
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Is there some rumor going around that I
have a micro penis?
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That's fucked up. That's ridiculous.
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That's so fucked up. Loser.
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I bet you do.
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No, I don't.
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It's like, it's pretty big, actually.
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But it doesn't matter.
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Whatever you say.
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Alright, my turn.
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Truth or dare?
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Dare.
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I dare you to take a look at it.
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What?
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Take a look and see if it's a micropenis
or not.
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What?
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I don't want there to be fucking rumors
about me having a micropenis. That's
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ridiculous.
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That's kind of weird, don't you think?
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My fucking stepbrother.
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I don't know.
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I guess you do kind of have to prove
yourself.
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Okay.
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Oh my god.
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It's so big.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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Oh my god. I was not expecting that at
all.
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Do you want to apologize now?
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I mean, yeah, I guess so. I'm sorry for
accusing you. That's right.
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Having a micro-venous.
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It's pretty big, right?
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It's really big.
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Oh my god.
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in shock.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Truth or dare?
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Dare.
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I dare you to show me your stuff.
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My stuff?
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Yeah. Like my tits?
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Or what?
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Bottoms.
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It's only fair.
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Fair.
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You have micropenis.
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I do.
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Yes, you're right. It's way tinier than
mine. It is.
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Truth or dare?
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I dare you to let me put
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it in my mouth.
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Why?
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Why?
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I mean, it's really big.
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I don't want to put it in my mouth.
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Hmm?
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I don't know if that's... Come on.
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Yeah, okay.
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You don't
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even...
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You're
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not worried I'm gonna tell anybody?
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I hope you won't.
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I guess I'm not going to tell anybody.
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Good.
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You're probably funny.
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So big.
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You look like a nice leaner.
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Very, very nice.
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Might be the biggest one I've ever seen.
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That's crazy.
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I look like messed up.
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Girls don't even want to talk to me.
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Yeah, it's odd.
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Should I help me out?
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I mean... Tell your friends, like, just
don't tell them how you know.
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Okay. Fuck that.
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Okay, I might be able to do that for
you.
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Are you trying to get me to lick your
butthole?
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But I will if you want me to.
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You will?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Oh, fuck.
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Craig
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says you did
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that to him, so... He needs to shut the
fuck up.
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Stop. Don't do that again.
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Okay.
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It does feel good.
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You said it felt good.
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That's like taking it a little too far.
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My brother, like, that's kind of weird.
I mean, just come in my mouth. Like,
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it's fine.
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You don't want me to?
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I mean, I do want you to, but I don't
know.
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Come on, why won't you come inside me or
something?
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I don't know, you know, like, I'm not on
birth control and I... Okay.
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Okay fine.
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It's gonna hurt.
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00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,260
It's really big though.
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00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,540
Look, it's so big.
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00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,720
Oh my God.
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00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440
It's so good.
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00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:50,610
if you're on it like that.
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Every day.
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