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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) John, guess what?
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I left my husband.
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After all this time, we can finally be
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together.
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I hate this dream.
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John!
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John, it's me, Megan!
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John, it really is me, and I really
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did leave my husband.
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I want to be with you.
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Oh, oh my gosh, Megan!
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Is John in here?
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No, so far today is completely becker-free.
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I don't ask why, I just enjoy it.
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Well, he flaked on the Knicks game Saturday
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night.
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I stood outside of the garden for an
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hour saying, John, John, everybody who passed by.
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I mean, sure, I met a few hookers,
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but...
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You should have called him.
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Well, I did, he wouldn't pick up his
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phone.
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You know, I didn't hear from him either.
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He usually leaves obsessive little messages all weekend.
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Did you call in that prescription?
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Did you confirm Monday's appointments?
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Did Linda take my stapler?
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That was an emergency.
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You try hemming a skirt on the subway.
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Is Becker here?
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Why does everyone care where Becker is?
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You know, the minute he gets here, we're
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all going to wish he'd leave.
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Well, listen to this.
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Bob heard through the grapevine.
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Okay, through the air shaft in our building.
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The unmistakable sounds of sex coming from Becker's
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apartment.
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Moaning, groaning, screaming.
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Okay, Bob, we get it.
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Which leaves Bob with only one conclusion.
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Becker went out of town and loaned the
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apartment to someone.
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Bob, obviously he had a woman in there.
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Well, even if he did, that's no excuse
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for flaking on me.
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Okay, it's a great excuse, but still, I'm
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pretty upset about it.
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Becker having sex?
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Nah, I don't see it.
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But if I get that new drill, I
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will.
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Morning, everyone.
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Hey, hey, don't good morning me.
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What the hell happened to you Saturday night?
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Oh, Jake, I'm sorry.
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Listen, I don't even care if you did
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get a woman into bed.
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She better be the hottest and nastiest thing
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you've ever been with.
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I'd like to think I was.
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Oh, man.
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Megan, you remember everybody?
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This is Megan.
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I think you remember Jake and Margaret.
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Hi, Megan.
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Hi.
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So, Dr. Becker, we heard you had hot
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and nasty sex all weekend.
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Who with?
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Well, it was nice seeing everyone, but I
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have to run a few errands.
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I'm sure we'll have plenty of chances to
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visit now that John and I are, well...
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Yeah, we are, aren't we?
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Megan, I'm sorry about what I said.
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I didn't know you were standing right there.
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Hey, waiter, she left.
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Megan, Megan, oh, wasn't that your old girlfriend
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from college, the married one?
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Oh, put the tablets down, Moses.
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She's not married anymore.
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Left her husband, and she came to be
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with me.
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That must have been one bad marriage.
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You know something?
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I'm in such a good mood, I'm gonna
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let that one pass.
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You know, do me a favor.
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Go outside and come back in bitching, because
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I don't know who the hell you are.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I know that look.
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I haven't seen him this happy since his
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six-piece McNuggets had ate by mistake.
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Yeah, that was a good day, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but this is Megan, you know.
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This is...
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Yeah, this is better.
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This is much better.
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See, Megan and I were always supposed to
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end up together, and it finally happened.
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Wait, so she just left her husband?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Why?
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Just be careful, John.
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Yeah, she just ended a marriage.
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You don't want to be the rebound guy.
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The what?
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Whenever a woman ends a long-term relationship,
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she always runs after the first guy she
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can find.
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And then has mad, passionate, claw your back,
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tear your hair out sex with him.
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Yeah, I sure hate to be that guy.
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You know, I know you guys, you know,
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want to help.
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Either that, or you're just trying to make
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up your own loveless lies.
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But what you don't understand is after 30
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years, I'm with the woman of my dreams.
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I'm happy.
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Deal with it.
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Ha!
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Loveless lies.
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Who's he calling loveless?
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Jake, I'm taking a penthouse.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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You know, I don't hear that a lot.
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Boy, this place looks fantastic, Megan.
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Oh, I'm glad you like it.
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Sit down.
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I hope you like Kung Pao chicken.
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Chinese food, too?
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Boy, if I had sex in a football
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game, this would be like the best day
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of my life.
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So, let's eat.
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I also got some Chinese beer.
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I seem to remember you like that.
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Yeah.
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PHONE RINGS I think the flavors really complement
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each other.
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PHONE RINGS You know, you, uh, keep hanging
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up the phone before you answer it.
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I know.
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Anyway, I decided against the fried rice because,
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you know, you only have one pan.
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Listen, Megan, I'm a doctor.
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It could be an emergency.
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It isn't.
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It's my ex-husband.
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How do you know that unless you answer
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it?
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PHONE RINGS Fine.
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Listen, Russ, we're not married anymore.
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It's over and I'm not coming back.
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Hey, you cheated on me.
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Don't talk to me about Mike.
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He had nothing to do with it.
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I guess it was for you.
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Oh, hey.
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Megan.
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Come on, it's okay.
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Really.
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You'll be all right.
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Yeah.
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Who's Mike?
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Oh, God.
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I wanted to spare you all the messy
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details, but I guess it's best I tell
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you everything.
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No, you don't have to.
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No, I want to.
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I came home early one day and I
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found my husband in bed with some bimbo
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from his office.
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I was hurt.
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I was confused.
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So, I went out for a drink and,
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well, that's when I met Mike.
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It was just that one night.
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Oh, it was a rebound thing.
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I bet you wish I'd never come here.
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No, no, no, it's okay.
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So, you don't hate me?
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Of course not.
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Hey, everybody has baggage, you know.
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Yeah.
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I can live with this.
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No, thank you for understanding.
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Understanding?
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I've been married before.
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You know, I used to call and hang
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up on my ex-wife for years.
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In fact, what time is it in Phoenix?
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What?
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You know, I'm not hungry anymore.
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Are you?
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Oh, you know, Kung Pao chicken is my...
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Okay.
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I'm late.
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I was tied up all morning.
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Cool, me too.
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And I wasn't actually tied up.
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Oh, then neither was I.
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I was with Megan.
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We were making an arrangement to send her
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stuff over, and she's moving in.
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Doesn't that seem a little soon?
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You call 30 years soon?
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We're finally together, Margaret.
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You know, we've wasted enough time.
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Oh, and for your information, I found out
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last night that I'm not the rebound guy.
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You know, it just so happens there was
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someone else before me, so there.
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It's a love story for the ages.
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Mr. Peterson, would you come with me, please?
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You know, it is a love...
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It is a love story, Linda.
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You know, I'll never forget the first time
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I saw Megan.
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It was like everyone else in the room
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just disappeared.
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A funny thing happened.
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Excuse me, Dr. Becker, but I have some
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filing to do.
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Oh, sure.
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I like that story under B for boring.
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Becker, it's been two hours.
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How long are you gonna wait for her?
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She'll be here.
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I don't think she's showing.
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Look, she came by the office this afternoon.
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I gave her my credit card so she
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could go shopping, and we agreed to meet
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back here at 6.
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It's 8.
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Well, you know, so she got delayed.
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Big deal.
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Jay, do you believe this?
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I still can't believe he released his credit
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card from its calfskin prison.
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Shut up, will you?
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Becker, think about it.
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She shows up in the middle of the
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night, she moves right in, and now she's
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borrowing money.
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She sounds a little flaky to me.
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Oh, come on, Reggie.
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Would you...
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Hello?
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Hold on.
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It's her.
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Megan?
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Let me answer that.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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All right.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Bye-bye.
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See?
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Perfectly reasonable explanation.
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So where is she?
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Locked in a bathroom off the New Jersey
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Turnpike.
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So there.
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Oh, I'm sorry I hit you.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought you were Dave.
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It was an accident.
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I'm sorry I snuck up on you.
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Who's Dave?
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Um, he's the guy whose car I was
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returning.
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Look, let's just forget it.
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I don't want to get you involved in
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any of this.
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Megan, I only have partial vision of my
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left eye.
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I'm already involved.
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Okay, you're right.
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Dave was a guy I lived with after
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Russ and I split up.
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I thought that was Mike.
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No, no, no.
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I never lived with Mike.
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I lived with Dave.
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For how long?
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Not long.
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Only about three months.
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Three months?
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I thought you came straight to me.
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No, I didn't know where to go or
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what to do.
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I mean, Dave meant nothing to me.
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Don't you just love those little convertibles?
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So, if you live together, that means you
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slept with Dave, right?
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It was a cry for help.
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What, did you ever think of just saying
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help?
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Oh, God, I'm ruining everything.
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You hate me now, don't you?
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No, no, I...
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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I...
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Hey, everybody has baggage.
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I can live with this.
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John?
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Hmm?
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What do you say we take that exit?
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Holiday Inn?
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Oh, yeah, I love the way you think.
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No, Dave's following us.
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Pull off, take a hard left, get on
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the excess road and kill the lights.
323
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:21,860
What?
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Now, damn it, now!
325
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,980
Okay, so what do we got this morning?
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What happened to your eye?
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What?
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Oh, how?
329
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,640
Funny story.
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Uh, Megan mistook me for somebody else and
331
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accidentally punched me in the face.
332
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Well, that is funny.
333
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,120
John?
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Hmm?
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Well, all right, you're not gonna believe this,
336
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:56,620
you know.
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Megan borrowed a car from this guy, right,
338
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and then all of a sudden he demands
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that she bring it back to him all
340
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the way out in New Jersey.
341
00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,440
When she gets there, he starts hassling her.
342
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,440
You know, she gets scared and runs and
343
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,400
hides in a bathroom at this gas station
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right off the turnpike.
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John, I know it's none of my business,
346
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,760
but this Megan sounds like trouble.
347
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,060
Oh, come on.
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00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,380
So she has a little baggage.
349
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:19,440
Baggage?
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00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,220
She's like a carousel at JFK.
351
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,020
You know, I don't...
352
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,040
I don't care what she says.
353
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,300
You know, I've waited a long time to
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be with Megan.
355
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I think I can wait a little longer
356
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,900
for her to, you know, straighten out her
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00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,260
life.
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00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,720
Let me ask you something.
359
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:35,060
Yeah?
360
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,760
Do you think she'd mind waiting for you?
361
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:37,900
Well, you know something?
362
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:38,360
I don't...
363
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,180
I don't think so.
364
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,440
Oh, good, because she's been in your office
365
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,480
for, like, 20 minutes.
366
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,540
Why didn't you say something?
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00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,720
You know, I could lie to you, but
368
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,820
the truth is, I totally spaced.
369
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:55,480
Megan?
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00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,620
What are you doing here?
371
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,660
I thought you were gonna sleep in.
372
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:58,780
Oh, I couldn't sleep.
373
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I felt so bad about last night.
374
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,280
I swear, John, my life usually isn't this
375
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:03,680
crazy.
376
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,260
Thank you again for being so understanding.
377
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,260
Oh, hey, you thanked me plenty last night.
378
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,280
In fact, I thought if you thanked me
379
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,760
one more time, I was gonna pass out.
380
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,960
You are so sweet.
381
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:16,940
You know what?
382
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,280
I'm gonna take you to dinner.
383
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,080
Let's go.
384
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,540
But, Megan, it's 9.30 in the morning.
385
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,700
Oh, where's my head?
386
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,840
I'll pick you up at 6.
387
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,420
Great, great.
388
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,160
We'll, uh, we'll go to the diner.
389
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,700
Do we have to?
390
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,040
What, problem?
391
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,720
Uh, just something about those people.
392
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,060
I mean, I'm not trying to change your
393
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,180
life, but I wish you wouldn't spend time
394
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:40,480
with them.
395
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:45,450
Why?
396
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:46,530
What's wrong with them?
397
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:51,230
Well, it's not so much them as her,
398
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:52,490
Reggie.
399
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:54,290
I mean, it's kind of sad.
400
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,510
She obviously has some pathetic delusion that you're
401
00:14:57,510 --> 00:14:59,390
gonna drag her out of her dreary life.
402
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,370
Drag her where?
403
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:02,970
Into my dreary life?
404
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,990
Look, I, you know, Reggie's not after me,
405
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:08,590
and I think you'd see that if you
406
00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,450
spent more time down at the diner.
407
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,310
I mean, I know the atmosphere's not great,
408
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:13,170
but the food...
409
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:15,170
Well, the food's not great either, but...
410
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,490
But, you know, if you got to know
411
00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:20,650
Reggie, well, at least she's better in the
412
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,010
food or the atmosphere, you know?
413
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:24,990
I'm sorry.
414
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,270
Uh, maybe I just want you all to
415
00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:27,690
myself.
416
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,730
I love you so much, I just don't
417
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:30,430
want to lose you.
418
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,710
Boy, that's something else I don't hear very
419
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:34,010
often.
420
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:43,450
Hey, Megan.
421
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,310
I didn't expect to see you here.
422
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,190
Oh, well, you told me to come over
423
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:48,510
and get to know your friends, so I
424
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:48,830
did.
425
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:49,770
You're right.
426
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:50,510
They're terrific.
427
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:51,710
Even Bob?
428
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,290
Oh, you know I have a million things
429
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,530
to do before death.
430
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:05,210
Bye, Reggie.
431
00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:08,350
Oh.
432
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:10,910
So it looks like you guys are having
433
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:11,750
a nice little visit there.
434
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:12,970
Are you kidding?
435
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:13,910
She's nuts.
436
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:15,990
I don't know what she looks like, but
437
00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:17,890
based on the conversation I heard, I picture
438
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:20,090
her with pinwheel eyes and a cuckoo coming
439
00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:20,730
out of her forehead.
440
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,350
Whoa, whoa, wait a second here.
441
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:24,630
What are you guys talking about?
442
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:25,850
What are we talking about?
443
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,530
She told us about your little escapade in
444
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,070
New Jersey, and she made it sound like
445
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:29,930
it was no big deal.
446
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,070
It was no big deal.
447
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:31,790
Oh, really?
448
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,790
You usually get hit in the face on
449
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:34,230
your dates.
450
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:35,110
Bob does.
451
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:38,790
It was an accident.
452
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,450
Becker, you started your evening out at a
453
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,270
gas station bathroom and ended up in a
454
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,450
high-speed car chase.
455
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:45,590
What's your point?
456
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,810
The point is, John, you break up with
457
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,530
women for parting their hair wrong, and you
458
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,790
have no problem with this.
459
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:54,910
Yeah, and that kiss she just planted on
460
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,050
you, you don't think that was for my
461
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:56,330
benefit?
462
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,650
Actually, I thought it was for my benefit.
463
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:01,030
Well, Bob got a little something out of
464
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:01,270
it, too.
465
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,869
Becker, she looked right at me.
466
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:07,190
It was her way of saying, keep your
467
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,310
hands off my man.
468
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:09,069
Oh, you know something?
469
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:10,430
I don't have to listen to this.
470
00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:11,950
You know, I come in here morning after
471
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:13,589
morning and listen to you people tell me
472
00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:15,270
I don't know how to enjoy my life,
473
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:17,130
and the minute I do, you can't stand
474
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:17,250
it.
475
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:17,890
Becker, that's...
476
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,130
No, think about it, think about it.
477
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,270
You know, has she lied to me?
478
00:17:20,369 --> 00:17:20,589
No.
479
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:21,829
Has she stolen from me?
480
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:22,410
No.
481
00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:23,490
Has she hurt me?
482
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:24,109
No.
483
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:25,710
Have you really asked her to?
484
00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,150
Because she can be kind of shy about
485
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:27,510
that stuff.
486
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:38,920
Megan?
487
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,420
It's Alonzo.
488
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,500
I know you're there.
489
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,360
All right, fine, don't answer.
490
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,060
But I want my money back, damn it.
491
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:57,700
Megan, it's Ian.
492
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,960
My wife's out of town.
493
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,700
Any chance of us getting together again?
494
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:08,070
At Concord Savings, there's been some unusual activity
495
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,010
on your credit card.
496
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,730
Please call me at extension 438...
497
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:13,570
What, what?
498
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:14,670
Hello, Meg?
499
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:15,210
Tim.
500
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:16,730
You know, from yesterday.
501
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:17,930
Call me.
502
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:24,030
Someone's a bad boy listening to other people's
503
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:24,510
messages.
504
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:27,310
No, it's my apartment.
505
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,950
Oh, that's right.
506
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:30,090
Everything's yours.
507
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,970
Your apartment, your telephone.
508
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,850
Well, by the way, you're out of wild
509
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:34,230
turkey.
510
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,010
Megan, what's going on here?
511
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,850
Did you buy all that stuff with my
512
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:40,490
credit card?
513
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:42,210
Who was it, John?
514
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,530
Who turned you against me?
515
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,270
Was it your whore at the diner?
516
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,930
My whore at the diner had nothing to
517
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:48,430
do with this.
518
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,070
She's not a whore, Meg.
519
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,250
Look, I don't...
520
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,490
Who are those guys?
521
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:54,130
I...
522
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:56,110
I just want to know what's going on.
523
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,470
Oh, all right.
524
00:18:59,110 --> 00:18:59,510
Fine.
525
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:01,990
If it'll stop this insane third degree, I'll
526
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:02,770
tell you everything.
527
00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:03,250
What?
528
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,170
You already know about Russ and Mike, and
529
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,890
for the record, I had no idea Mike
530
00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:09,650
was 16.
531
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:10,650
Yes.
532
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,410
Then I met Ian.
533
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:13,990
He was hitching a ride, and, well, what
534
00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:14,450
can I say?
535
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:15,150
It was a mistake.
536
00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:16,930
Not as big a mistake as Dave or
537
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,710
Alonzo, but that's a whole other story.
538
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,070
Which brings us to Tim.
539
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,570
I wanted to sleep with him, but I
540
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:21,850
didn't.
541
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:22,730
You're welcome.
542
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:24,090
That's it.
543
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:24,990
That's everything.
544
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:25,550
Okay?
545
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:30,310
Hey, everybody has baggage.
546
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:37,170
Oh, wait a minute.
547
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,830
Nobody has that much baggage.
548
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,130
Look, we really need to talk about this.
549
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:44,270
All right, but first thing in the morning,
550
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,810
we're gonna really talk about this.
551
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:58,280
So, when I woke up this morning, she
552
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,880
was gone, her stuff was gone, and a
553
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,040
lot of my stuff was gone.
554
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:05,440
Sorry, man.
555
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,300
Yeah, I wish we'd been wrong.
556
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,140
I just can't believe I let her make
557
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,260
such an ass out of me.
558
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:14,520
I mean, damn it, she was my fantasy.
559
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,280
You know, for years, I had all these
560
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,700
screwed-up relationships, but in a funny way,
561
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,220
it didn't matter, because in the back of
562
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,740
my mind, I always hoped that, you know,
563
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,940
I'd meet Megan again, and we'd be together.
564
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,980
Well, you know what they say.
565
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,660
It's better to have loved and lost.
566
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,340
Better to have loved and lost?
567
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,560
Oh, come on, Reggie.
568
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,720
Encouragement's as bland as your food.
569
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,300
You know, it would have been better if
570
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,440
she hadn't shown up at all.
571
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,580
Now I got nothing.
572
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,220
Lost her and my fantasy.
573
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,320
Well, look at it this way, John.
574
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,760
A lot of guys don't ever get to
575
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,900
be with a woman like Megan.
576
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,640
And a lot of guys do.
577
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:55,340
Yeah.
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