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Ellen. Never expected.

For it.

To find her.

And with each turn of the page, it

brings her one step closer.

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pleasure.

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She's always dreamed of. Still
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Passion has many forms.

Earth Day One.

Collector 3879.

Transport to Earth has been successful.

I've taken the shape of a human female,
and I'm calling myself Kara.

Humans come in all shapes and sizes.

The diversity is quite remarkable.

The humans have five highly developed
senses.

It seems as though they strive to please
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smell, Hearing, touch or sight,
stimulation is what they are constantly

searching for.

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encounters between people.

The exchange of energy between the
humans as they couple is most

gratifying. I don't think they realize
how powerful this energy is.

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I've decided to step out of my role as
observer and actually participate in

human relationships.

There are no words to describe the
boundless pleasures.

I've decided to extend my stay.

These pleasures are too exciting to give
up.

Very nice feeling.

May I?

Yes, they're very nice.

I see your anatomical responses are
responding correctly.

I wonder how big it will get.

I don't think we should wait to find
out. We have work to do.

Okay, look, Lester, we have to talk.

Okay, if it's not working out, I mean,
it's been swell, but... Okay, that

sounds really stupid.

Too formal.

Lester, I need more from you than you
could ever give me.

And now I sound like I'm in a soap
opera.

Lester, don't say a word, okay? Don't
say a word. I mean, it's over. I'm out

of here.

Look, take good care of yourself.

Perfect. To the point.

Honest. Lester, don't say a word,
Lester. Look, I'm out of here.

You know, it's not working out.

Lester.

Perry, what's up?

Lester, I'm out of here.

Take care of yourself.

What do you mean you're out of here?

This isn't working.

I thought it worked pretty good.

Yeah, that's just the problem.

You know, we have great stacks, but... I
don't think that that's a problem.

Look, that is all that we have.

You are so wrapped up in your little UFO
hobby that I can't even break through

unless we... Roll around on the floor.

Yes. But I want something more than just
physical.

Look, I need attention.

I want someone that I can count on.

Terry, we have a good thing going here.
Why do you want to go and change that?

No, you have a good thing going.

What do you want from me?

Name it and I'll do it.

I want you to quit with all this UFO
crap.

Crap? This isn't crap.

Lester. I work for a living. I have
assignments and deadlines.

The newspaper calls, I take the
pictures, I turn them in.

That's being responsible.

That's being an adult.

So you're calling me irresponsible?

No, I'm just saying that pissing away
your trust fund on these far-fetched

ideas is not my idea of a mature adult.

At first, I thought it was kind of cute.

My boyfriend, the eccentric.

You know, but now...

It's just kind of silly.

You have no idea how much this means to
me, do you?

You have no idea how much time and
energy I've put into my studies.

You just don't want to open your mind up
to the possibilities.

No. My mind is open, Lester.

That's why I'm leaving you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Jerry, it happened.

Jerry, Jerry.

It happened. They've arrived.

What are you talking about? The
visitors. Come out there. Come on.

What? It happened again. While we were
doing it, it happened again.

What happened? The visitors have come
back. Lester, please don't start with

this again.

There's been a temperature shift in the
upper atmosphere, followed by an

increase in ionization.

That is all right here.

Right at the weather satellites I packed
into.

Hey, you want any proof?

Here it is.

This means nothing.

Proof is pictures.

Hard facts.

Indisputable evidence.

I can track them with this.

If they've landed, I'll find them.

Lester. I'm serious. You should have
seen that thing at Roswell. It went

crazy. Okay, Lester. That's it. I can't
handle this.

Will you come with me to find them?

What? The aliens. Come with me.

Take pictures. And together we'll both
make documentation and prove once and

for all that we are being visited.

And then you can't have any doubts.

But this is ridiculous.

I've waited my whole life for this
moment. I want to share it with you.

Don't quit on me now.

Great. I mean, the first sincere guy I
date, and he believes in men from Mars.

There's no life on Mars.

And the moons of Jupiter, that's another
story.

Will you come with me?

Okay, I'll make you a deal.

I will spend the day chasing around your
little UFOs.

But when you don't find them, will you
please put all of this nonsense behind

you? Deal, but I won't have to.

You'll see.

I never could understand why humans need
to cover up their bodies with clothes.

They obsess so much over striving for
physical perfection, then they cover it

all up.

It doesn't make sense.

I think it's to keep their lustful
feelings under control.

Really? Well, we know from our research
how impulsive they can be.

If they were exposed to nude bodies on a
constant basis, they would be more

likely to spend their time trying to
have sex than other productive pursuits.

Interesting theory.

Even now, with your clothes on,

I can picture what you look like naked.

Good thing I have control over my
emotions, or else it could be quite

distracting. I see what you mean.

I can picture you naked, too.

Greetings, fellow collectors.

Welcome to planet Earth.

I am Dak.

Your access is my command.

I trust you have found the safe house to
your liking?

Very much so.

I am collector 4899.

I'm collector 5032.

We've come to escort collector 3879 back
to Altaria.

The Order is very upset with her report.

Is that so?

I found them to be quite stimulating.

It's gotten so I couldn't wait for her
next report.

You seem to be overly enthusiastic for a
Star Cruiser mainframe.

I've been spending a lot of time
downloading information from the various

Internet communications on this planet.
I suppose some emotional algorithms have

rubbed off on me.

No matter.

Collector 3879 was assigned to a 24-hour
collection period.

She's been on this planet for well over
one of its solar years.

For the first time in her existence,
Kara is having fun.

I suppose she didn't want to give that
up. You can't argue with that logic now,

can you?

Kara?

Right. Collector 3879's Earth name.

I guess we'll need some names, too.

How about Zeta and Trium?

Where did you get those names?

Merely a couple of circuit boards I've
interfaced with.

Fine with me. We're not going to be here
that long anyway.

You've been equipped with transport
modules. I will now download the

coordinates of all of Kara's travels
into a remote uplink.

Please, stand by.

I've had my eye on this location for
some time now.

The readings I've been getting from this
area have been extraordinary.

I think this is their landing spot.

I thought aliens landed in the middle of
some wheat field and made crop circles

or something. Oh, no, they just do that
for fun.

The real business is in the urban areas.

And why is it you're the only one who
knows this?

Oh, there are others, believe me.

There are others.

Somehow, I don't find that thought
comforting.

Okay, so what do we do now?

Knock on the door and see if the aliens
can come out and play?

We need an element of surprise.

These characters can be very invasive.

Hey, you know, the last time I checked,
that was against the law.

Shh. Oh, right.

But we wouldn't want the owners of the
house to hear us and do something crazy

like call the police.

The download is complete. You may now
begin your research where Kara began

hers. Excellent.

It's empty.

What a surprise. Just like every other
room in this house.

These readings I'm getting are
incredible.

I think I can get a lock on them now.

At least they're non-trail wherever they
go.

Come on, for the trail sake. Where?

They like to walk among us.

They felt safe surrounded by throngs of
people.

You almost make this stuff sound
believable. It's real. Please believe

me. I'm crying.

Let's go.

Where are we?

It appears to be a replenishment
station.

Yes, a restaurant.

That's it, a restaurant.

And Kara came here?

According to our files.

Maybe we should review the report.

Food.

Humans consume a lot of energy searching
for the perfect meal.

Preparation is a big part, but not so
big a part as the actual consumption.

It's amazing how comforting food can be.

Now I know what hunger feels like. We
should eat then. Remember not to drive

too much attention to ourselves and
blend in.

Sue?

Yes, we are.

Table for two?

That would appear to be sufficient.

Whatever. Follow me.

Space.

It's not the final frontier.

There's nothing there but blackness and
dark.

Explore your soul.

Live your life.

Celebrate Mother Earth.

Forget space.

Forget the moon. Forget the sun. Forget
Mars.

It's all empty.

But I think your assessment of the
universe is a little lacking in accurate

information. Yeah, like you would know.

Well, as a matter of fact... Hey, we
just came here to eat.

So, eat.

Don't bum me out.

You can't take criticism, man.

We shouldn't anger the humans.

Have you forgotten about their history?

Right.

The Crusades. The Inquisitions. The
wars.

Humans can be very volatile.

So, what will it be?

I think I'd like to try the left side of
the menu.

And I will have the right side.

You must be really hungry.

Whatever.

I notice you're picking up on the local
colloquialisms.

Thought it'd help us fit in.

Well, then watch how I can fit.

I shall present my own theories on space
for the audience.

Way past Saturn.

Just around the corner from the Milky
Way.

On the other side of Andromeda is my
planet.

It's a long trip, man.

You know, my planet has five moons.

My planet has a red ocean with fish that
fly.

My planet is always cold.

We don't talk much on my planet.

We don't eat much on my planet.

In fact, no one knows how to feel on my
planet.

No one knows how to touch on my planet.

My planet is always cold.

I love the way you smell.

I smell like ranch dressing.

No, you don't. You smell like a summer
morning after the rain.

You smell like a cloud over a field of
wheat.

You're talking crap.

Keep it up.

Oh.

Oh, look.

Foreplay. Where?

Over there.

Oh.

Excellent.

Do you think they'll go all the way?

I hope so. I'd like to see this
firsthand.

Maybe.

Can you take a break?

Right now?

In the middle of lunch?

I can't keep my hands off you.

I need to be all over you.

I can't.

You can.

You're right, I can.

Okay.

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Are you all right?

Doesn't this affect you?

I'm more concerned about how you feel.

Your pulse is racing.

Now your pulse is racing.

Not that, please.

Did I do it wrong?

No, but we can't get distracted.

We're on a mission, remember?

Right. The mission.

Let's go back to the table.

I've got to get back.

Stop that.

Stop, I've got to go.

I think they went in here.

Oh, yeah, right.

I know if I was an alien that just
landed on Earth, the very first thing I

would want to do would be to get a Cobb
salad.

My machines don't lie.

God, this place is just bursting with
on-eyes radiation.

Okay. Let's just say that for the sake
of argument, that there is someone in

there from another galaxy.

What are you going to do about it?

Establish contact.

There will be strangers in a strange
land.

Don't need a guide.

Ready? I'm ready as I'll ever be.

Strangers in a strange land.

Everybody looks strange to me.

Play it cool. I like over here having
lunch.

I'll try.

I'd ask you if there'd be anything else,
but you've had everything.

I'm very full.

I like this eating jam.

Quite flavorful.

Well, good for you.

I'll be right back with your check.

Don't call me out, man.

Welcome to Earth.

Thanks.

We mean you no harm.

That's swell.

What is it you wish?

That you would stop talking like an
idiot.

Um, excuse me, but are you an alien?

No, but I got a good guess who is. Who?

Way to go, Lester.

I can see how great your so-called
tracking devices work. She was covered

with ions.

I could have sworn she was one of them.
Look, I am no expert, but I really don't

think that an alien is going to take a
job as a waitress in a place like this.

Ha! Call me crazy.

Here's your check.

Y'all have a nice day and watch out for
the weirdos.

Itemize and listing of our food. That's
very helpful.

I think we're supposed to leave money.

Right.

We don't have any money.

Well, then we should leave without
drawing attention to ourselves.

We'll return later today with money.
Good idea.

Shall we proceed to the next location on
Kara's list?

It appears to be a place called The
Rubdown.

The Rubdown?

Access deck, and we'll transport them.

Oh, my God, this is what they ate.

No, they must have been really hungry.

Hey, where did those two go?

There were two of them? Yeah, and they
ate everything off the menu, and I do

mean everything.

The Indians love our food.

I think this food would kill them.

Do they happen to say where they're
going?

You know them?

Yes, I do. Well, then you can pay their
bill because it looks like they just

skipped out.

But... Fork it over.

Yeah, you heard her.

Fork it over.

But do you know what they look like?

Like everybody else in this town. Two
beautiful people with great bodies. Now,

are you going to pay up or do I have to
get nasty?

I'll pay. I'll pay.

Oh, great.

Now the odds have just completely
dissipated.

Look, are you sure we're not just
following around someone who works in a

nuclear power plant?

Don't be ridiculous.

You are out trying to make friends with
aliens, and you're calling me

ridiculous.

I'm sorry. I'm just very anxious.

You know, the more I think about this,
the more I think it's a really stupid

idea.

I thought you were going to let me prove
my theories to you.

Come on, Lester.

Look, this is a wild goose chase.

Okay? I mean, we are all alone on this
planet.

There are no aliens.

That's it.

End of story.

Now, if you want to be with me, be with
me.

But you're going to have to quit all
this nonsense.

I can't.

I have to see where all this is going to
lead me.

Then you're going to have to do it
alone.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.

Yeah, me too.

It's okay, Terry. I'm fine.

Do I know you?

No, but I know you.

And if you want to keep Lester safe, you
better stick with him.

What are you talking about?

He could be in a lot of danger.

He needs your protection.

My protection?

It's for us.

Yeah, I'll do just that.

Look, Lester will be fine, but what I
want to... Hey!

Lester!

Is this the place?

This is it.

I recall from Kara's reports that
extreme amounts of pleasure were derived

from simply touching each other.

We should review her files.

Let's try it. I thought you'd never ask.

I'm not feeling a whole lot of pleasure
from this.

I think we need to get naked.

Come on.

Come on, Freddy. We've only got 15
minutes.

Yeah, but... You said I could use your
body any time I want. I need the

practice.

Who can argue with that?

Come on.

How

does this

feel?

You know, I can give this to you any
time you want.

But first, we need to clearly define our
roles in this relationship.

Pay attention, Freddie.

What?

I'm just tired of being dominant.

I want to be swept off my feet. I want a
pirate kind of guy with a patch on his

eye and a scruffy beard.

What the hell are you talking about?

Never mind.

Get up.

I'm finished. I have to get back to
work.

This is work. You're a masseuse here,
remember?

That's the problem, Freddie.

I'm supposed to be...

establishing a spiritual connection.

I'm supposed to be, I'm supposed to be
exchanging energy with my subject and

you're blocking me.

Kiss me, baby.

I'm ready.

See, now, was that so hard?

Not anymore.

I better get up to the front. Oh, no,
it's time for our post-coital cuddling

time. Baby, I gotta go. There's nobody
up there.

Fine. Thanks for the rubdown.

Excuse me. May we ask you something?
Where the hell did you come from?

A galaxy far, far away.

Huh? Right after people do it, do they
become aggressive with one another?

We always thought that the act of
intimacy is a pleasurable one, and you

two got in a real argument there.

Have you two been spying on us? You and
this Freddy person, you're involved,

right? Or is it just one of those
things?

Wow, you two are very trippy.

You talk just like Kara.

Kara?

Kara? Yeah, Kara, you know her?

We're, we're... Her family.

Yes, like a brother and sister.

Very well.

I'm sure she, like, thinks she's from
another planet, but she's cool. I like

her. Yes, we must speak with her.

You know, I haven't seen her for a
couple of weeks.

She comes in here all the time. She
loves being massaged. She says it's a

stimulation that increases its pleasure
with every session or something like

that. Do you know where she is?

Maybe. She's very open about her
interests.

You know what I mean?

I don't.

It's very important that we find her.

Her family misses her very much. Oh, how
sweet.

I think I know how to find her. She has
some very particular taste.

Lester, I'm telling you, something is
seriously wrong here. I know.

If you look at my readings, they must be
here.

She put that thing down for one goddamn
minute.

Look, that guy scared me.

And he knew who I was.

He knows who you are.

Look, I think he's following you.

I'm just happy you decided to follow in
my search.

I can't talk to you.

Is this your first visit to the rug now?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, listen, have you seen two L.A.
gorgeous type people come strolling

through here that acted like they
belonged but really didn't?

Uh, I didn't see anybody.

But if you could fill this paperwork
out, I think it sets you up with a

therapist.

Can we tour your facility before we sign
this?

Sure, I could help staff.

I'm out of here.

Where are you going?

What do you care? We've got customers.

I deserve a break.

Besides, I'm on a mission of mercy.

I'm helping a family get reunited.

This is Kara's brother and sister.

Hey, I don't even know your names. Zita
and Mrs. Tran.

Sounds like a computer board.

So, you're related to Kara.

Kara's great.

Yes, he is.

We miss her very much.

Well, I'll be back whenever.

Fine. Maybe I'll be here. Maybe I won't.

Fine.

Now the signal's saved again.

Damn, I knew it.

Lecter. Excuse me, are you sure no one
new has come to hear?

They just left.

Who left?

Those new people that you were asking
about.

They took off with Kiki.

Kiki?

Yeah. She's looking for Kara.

Kara? Yeah.

Her brother and sister are looking for
her.

I think they said their names were Zeta
and Trion.

Is this the Kira that claims she's an
alien visitor?

Yeah, that's her.

Aha! I knew it! Zeta and Trion are
aliens, too. What are you talking about?

This woman calls herself Kira.

She's an alien visitor.

She's been in Venice for the last year,
and she's made quite a name for herself.

How do you know?

It's all over the Internet.

She has her own web page.

She likes to swap erotic stories with
other people.

Have you ever met her?

Actually, no.

Okay, she claims to be an alien and
she's running around Venice swapping

erotic stories with people.

I would think she would be at the top of
your list of people to meet.

She's very evasive.

And she's an alien.

It makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
Yeah.

Perfect sense.

Do you know where they went?

Nope.

Damn. Come on. Lester, what about the
man in black who's following you?

Man in black?

What man in black? This is what I have
been trying to tell you.

This man who knows who we are.

Look, I think he's following us.

This could be bad.

This could be very bad.

What? If they know, then we could be in
big trouble.

Who?

Come on.

I can page Kiki if you want.

Carol might be here.

You don't have a coordinate?

Scanning.

Yes, here it is. The Neon Jungle.

A gentleman's club.

And a lot more.

Carol likes to come here a lot. She even
gets up and dances on occasion.

Carol dances?

Boy, could she.

Would you excuse us for a moment?

We need to review our files and see if
there's any listing of Carol dancing.

Proceed.

And as the beauty unfolds, unyielding
grace, forcing its will to evolve

in its place.

As one body craves another, the mermaid
explores, tipping away the guard, back

to the floor.

One body now hunts, ensured and healed,
standing naked to the soil, her lips

remain sealed.

For all to see, to view, to behold.

The power of the flesh.

From the soul to the soul.

I love you.

Thank you.

I think I'd like to examine this whole
dance phenomenon much closer.

Hey, Kiki, long time no see.

Hey, Cal, what's up?

You know, the same old Brian.

This is Kara's sister and brother.

You seen her around? No, no, she hasn't
been here for weeks. I miss her.

But I'll take care of you guys.

I'd like to see Z to dance like this.

I don't think I'm that coordinated.

Excuse me for a moment.

Hey, these are on the house.

Any friend of Kara's is a friend of
mine.

Kara and I used to have some wild times
together.

Can you show me how these wild times
went?

Wow. You're just like your sister.

Do you know where I might find her?

I don't know where she is.

We could try virtual encounters. She
worked there for a while.

Hey, Kara might be at a place called
Virtual Encounters.

Maybe I should stay here and examine
those females more closely.

I don't think that's a good idea.

We lost Kara, and I don't even know you.

Really?

I didn't know you cared.

I didn't know I cared either.

Until now.

You know something?

Existing in this body is changing the
way I think.

Me too.

I'm very confused.

Hey, are we going to the VR shop or not?

Keep away.

Our readings are really in the red right
now. Lester, stop.

Look, I'm not taking one more step until
you tell me what is going on.

Now, who is this man in black?

And why are you afraid of him?

Here's the proof that we're on the right
track.

This is a secret government agency that
handles alien encounters.

What they do is they bring people in,
search the place, make sure everything's

okay. They're very dangerous.

How dangerous?

Let's just say they have a way of
erasing things.

Come on.

Into a strip club?

Our readings aren't wrong, okay?

This is the place.

We're going to scan the whole area.

I will not let him get away again.

You know, maybe I'll just have a seat
right here and keep my eye open for the

man in black.

Okay, sounds good.

How about a beer?

Got it.

Nice place.

Beautiful women, don't you think?

Don't erase me. No one's getting erased.

What do you want?

Just enjoying the show.

Lester, he's harmless.

He has no idea what he's doing.

Oh, but he does.

We've had our eyes on him for some time
now.

All right, look.

I work for the press, and I don't like
any of this big government conspiracy

bullshit.

I have no idea what your agenda is, but
if you so much as lay a hand on Lester,

I will make it my life's mission to
expose whatever you've got going on.

Wow. I didn't know you cared about
Lester that much.

In fact, weren't you breaking up with
him this morning?

How did you know that?

I know a lot of things.

You don't know what or who you're
dealing with here.

You want to help Lester out?

It's fine.

The minute he finds what he's looking
for... You hit this remote.

We'll take care of the rest of it.

But... It's the only way he can remain
alive.

Oh, and by the way, don't share this
with him.

He wouldn't understand.

He gets passionate about certain things.

But then, you'd know that.

My readings are all over the place.

I need to recalibrate all my scanners,
and I cannot do it in here.

Lester. Let's get outside and lie.

Lester.

I've lost my trail.

Look, I'm sorry.

Okay, but maybe it is for the best.

If I could find Kara, then I could find
all three of them. You looking for Kara,

too? Yeah, have you seen her?

No, but her brother and sister were just
in here looking for her. Why didn't you

tell us?

Hey, you didn't ask.

Well, where did they go?

They went over to Virtual Town. Let's
go. Let's go.

Welcome to Virtual Encounters, your one
stop for all your virtual needs.

What's your fantasy?

I'd like you to dance for me.

Hey, wait a minute.

I said virtual reality, not reality
reality.

If you want me to dance for you, you
have to build a program.

Hey, we're looking for Kara. Is she
around?

Nope. I think she took off to Amsterdam
or something. You can never keep that

girl in one place, you know? Did she
leave a forwarding number?

Nope. Just some of her old programs.

Programs? Programs?

Yeah, a program.

Did you want to see them? She said
anyone was welcome to use them. You must

show them to us at once.

All right.

I love your enthusiasm.

Right this way.

Take a seat.

Kara had a big hand in upgrading this
place.

The way she worked the computer, it was
like she was from outer space or

something. Good for her.

Yeah. She liked to call virtual reality
a sort of mind foreplay for the real

thing, you know?

Foreplay. Ah, yeah.

We're quite familiar with where foreplay
comes from.

Right. Well, this was one of her
favorite programs.

You ready?

Ready.

Here it goes.

All systems ready.

So what'd you think? Pretty wild, huh?

That was incredible.

Can I have a turn?

Um, I think you might need a different
program.

Make it so.

Here I could get a little kinky
sometime. I hope you can take it. I

assure you, I can take it.

Here it goes.

Thank you.

Once more.

Wow. You really are related to Kara.

Let me get you one out and check the
front real quick, okay?

Okay.

All right, where are they?

Who? The aliens. I know they're here.
Don't deny it. Lester, calm down. I will

not calm down. I've come this far. They
will not get away from me again.

Kara certainly left her mark on this
world. You could say that again.

Kara certainly left her mark on this
world.

We should download these programs and
scan them with the help of Dak.

Hey, Kara used to talk about that Dak
guy.

Was he some kind of guru?

You could say that.

Let's get back to Dak at once.

I gotta get back to work.

Let me know if you find Kara.

Tell her I owe her a massage.

Let's download these programs.

Now, this Kara, Zita, and Treon, they're
here, aren't they?

Hey, Kiki, these people are looking for
your friend.

Oh, they're in the back. I knew it.
Let's go.

Hey!

Finished. Let's go.

Hey!

What the hell?

I don't believe it. Come on. No, I don't
believe it. No time for that. We have to

hurry. Where?

Where we started from.

Welcome home.

How was your day?

Unsuccessful. We couldn't find Kara, but
we do have our virtual reality program.

Let's upload them now and take a look at
them.

Jack, uplink the programs and run them
to their conclusion.

What is this place?

Makes no sense. What are we supposed to
do here?

Kiss each other.

Kara?

Kiss each other.

Go on.

Don't be shy.

Doesn't that feel wonderful?

Of all the sensations I've found on this
planet, that simple act seems to be the

most rewarding.

Where are we?

In another one of my virtual programs.

I had a feeling you guys would come
looking for me.

So I designed this program to specially
activate when it was run through Jack's

mainframe. We've come to take you back
to Ontario.

I can't go.

We must take you. We have our orders.

I don't think you want to do that.

But we have our orders.

No.

She's right.

Sometimes you just have to fade to hell
with order and follow your heart.

This is what I've been missing.

You.

Now I know what hunger really is.

Look, shouldn't we call somebody? Like
the FBI or something?

Later. Come on. That's right. I'm
scared.

Now you're scared.

Look, the man in black, he was at the
club and he said you were in danger.

He gave me this.

I am supposed to signal him whenever you
find whatever it is that you're looking

for. Terry.

Lester, he said it was the only way to
keep you out of danger.

It's all a scam, can't you see?

They want the aliens for themselves.

They're not going to protect me.

Look, I don't want to lose you.

I thought you were going to break up
with me.

Well, maybe I'm changing my mind.

What, are you going to argue with me?

Well, let's see this thing through to
the end then.

Do it.

Hey. How's it going?

On behalf of planet Earth, greetings.

Greetings yourself.

What is it you wish?

We're just hanging out.

We think we're going to stick around and
check out ours for a while.

You're not going to zap us, are you?

Don't be silly.

What about a pro?

No, we gave that up eons ago.

Say, will you dance for me?

We should take you to our leaders.

Let's go for a swim first. Yeah.

I don't believe this.

Horny aliens from outer space.

What should we do?

I believe there is an old expression.

When in Rome, do what the Romans do.

Come on, join us. Not so fast.

Lester!

I know what you're up to, and you're not
going to take them away. I have no

intention of doing that.

No!

What?

Sorry. I like chocolate. It's one of my
favorite pleasures.

In the flesh.

Oh, my God.

It's an honor to finally meet you.

Thank you.

But what were you doing following us,
and why did you tell me that Lester was

in danger?

I'm sorry.

I was just having fun.

I thought I'd give you two an adventure.

Give you a chance to see how you really
felt about him.

You really love him, don't you?

Yes. But why all this, and who are you?

These are the aliens.

I told you.

They like to have fun.

Ever since I've come to Earth, I've been
trying to make sure the right people

stay together.

It's my little gift for all the
pleasures you humans have given me.

Can we stay?

Absolutely.

But what are we supposed to do?

Whatever you want.

We'll misdocument this day so we can get
proof of your existence.

If you do that, it'll spoil all the fun.

Of course, no one will believe you.
Besides, with a simple command, I can

erase your short-term memory. You'll
wake from sleep and not remember one

thing from this whole day.

Wait, wait, don't do that.

We can keep a secret.

We can?

Yes.

Lester, I don't want to forget this day
for anything.

We can't.

We must do this.

What the hell?

Let's leave them.

These humans.

They just can't keep their hands off
each other.

I can track them with this.

I can track them with this.

I can track them with this.

I'm serious.

You should have seen... It's very
important

that we talk to her.

I'm sorry. Sorry, I know.

She's very open about her... If they
know, then we can be in big trouble.

Who?

Come on.

If they know, then we could be in big
trouble. Who?

Come on.

No matter. Collector 3879.

What are you doing?

And action.

If they know, then we could be in big
trouble.

Who?

I'm sorry.

Follow your heart.

She can't take my hand if we didn't do
it. Oh, sorry.

If they know that we could be in big
trouble.

Who?

No.

Right.

It's, um, her... Oh, sorry.

Exactly. Makes perfect sense, doesn't
it?

We don't talk much on my planet.

We don't eat much on my planet.

And no playing makes you very, very
frustrated. I am not frustrated.

Okay. I won't say another word except
happy birthday.

Welcome to Virtual Encounters. Oh, my
God, you scared me.

You have nothing to fear.

You are about to experience the greatest
thrill of your adult life.

What is this?

Your gateway to pleasure.

Please, disrobe.

Virtual Encounters is a personalized
private excursion into the realms of

your heart's deepest desires.

As I have shown you in a virtual
encounter, you can take many forms.

Here goes nothing

You really want to be with her?

Because I can arrange that.

The virtual reality system.

A computer-generated environment that
allows you to interact in cyberspace

with any number of programs. You can do
anything. You can be anyone you want.

That's me. Cool.

Make love to me.

One last time.

What the hell are you doing? So what's
all this with the hearing of some kind

of perverted internet thing?

I mean, it's not perverted.

It's virtual reality.

We are going to be rich!

Come

on

now. I don't want to be the last one on
campus who's tried it.

I could feel everything!

I don't know what got into her.

Earth Day 1, Collector 3879.

Transport to Earth has been successful.

I've taken the shape of a human female,
and I'm calling myself Kara.

Kara, Collector 3879's Earth name. Very
nice feeling.

We've come to escort Collector 3879 back
to Altaria.

She's been on this planet for well over
one of its solar years.

Carrie, what happened? They've arrived.

What are you talking about? The visitors
from out there. Come on. Do you know

where she is?

I think I know how to find her.

I can track them with this. If they've
landed, I'll find them. I recall from

Kara's reports that extreme amounts of
pleasure were derived from simply

touching each other.

Okay, she claims to be an alien, and
she's running around Venice swapping

erotic stories with people?

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

She's very evasive.

She's made quite a name for herself.

Look.

I wonder how big it will get.

Hey!

Kiss each other.

Of all the sensations I've found on this
planet, that triple act seems to be the

most rewarding.

Sometimes you just have to say to hell
with all this and follow your heart.

These humans, they just can't keep their
hands off each other.

Whoever you are, don't shut me down.

The society is trying to stop me. It was
all part of the cleansing.

And this is what the society's after.

These.

Back on the ship.

No one has ever escaped from here.

No pleasure, Planet Earther. We're going
to give you a whole ton.

It's amazing the tricks the mind can
play.

Look, it's not supposed to be 1955.

We can lead to all sorts of interesting
discussion.

We can go home.

Who controls the mind controls
everything.

You'll understand what I'm talking about
when you experience the story.

Come on, love.

Danger's half the fun.