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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,170 Oh, fuck off. 2 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:23,170 Oh, fuckin' gross. 3 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:26,530 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:29,690 Oh, and then John came to me and he said, 5 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:31,690 "You know, we should call ourselves the Four Dickheads." 6 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,970 And I said, "No, let's call ourselves the Beatles." 7 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:35,530 And that's what we did. 8 00:00:35,610 --> 00:00:37,170 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 9 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:38,170 Your voice... 10 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:39,570 What the hell? 11 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:40,810 Ooh! 12 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:42,970 Argh! 13 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:44,810 Fuckin' nightmare. 14 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:56,330 Hi... Hello. Hi. 15 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:58,850 - Hey, Ashy. How are you? - Good, good. 16 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:00,730 How was the rest of your birthday? 17 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,650 It was really nice. Yeah, it was really good. Thanks. 18 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,530 Um, in fact, that's why I was calling. 19 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:07,770 I just wanted to, uh, address the whole cool room situation. 20 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,930 Mmm. Yeah. Mm-hm. 21 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,090 Just 'cause I'm in a relationship, you know. 22 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,090 Uh, yeah, man. So am I. 23 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:15,330 Of course. Um... 24 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:17,850 So, yeah, I just wanted to clear the air, really, 25 00:01:17,930 --> 00:01:18,690 and, um, 26 00:01:18,770 --> 00:01:20,210 you know, Chelsea's moving in. 27 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,610 It's getting a bit serious, so I can't really be kissing exes. 28 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:23,770 Yeah. Uh... 29 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,010 - Nor can I, man. - Of course. 30 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:28,210 Uh, did you tell David about it? 31 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:30,250 I... did not. 32 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:32,650 Did you tell Chelsea? 33 00:01:32,730 --> 00:01:34,210 I don't think she needs to know. 34 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:36,050 - I agree. - Okay, so, good. 35 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,450 So, you know, I just feel like 36 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,090 we've got a bit of a monster under the bed, you know, 37 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:42,570 and, um, I think we just need to, 38 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:45,210 you know, drag it out and really shine a light on it 39 00:01:45,290 --> 00:01:48,170 and just, you know, rip it apart so it dies. 40 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:50,050 - Fun. - Yeah. 41 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:53,210 So, do... do you have any space for maybe dinner tonight? 42 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:54,530 We could... - Oh. 43 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:56,610 Um... 44 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:59,410 Ah! Mr. Walters, sorry, sorry, sorry. I just... 45 00:01:59,490 --> 00:02:00,690 - Can you just wait outside? - Oh? 46 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:01,810 Can you wait outside? 47 00:02:01,890 --> 00:02:03,450 Never mind. Never mind. Um, sorry. 48 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:04,970 Wait one second. 49 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:08,210 Um, so would Chelsea know that dinner is with me? 50 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,210 What? 51 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:10,530 Just... just sit down. 52 00:02:10,610 --> 00:02:12,050 Uh, look, honestly, 53 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:13,330 Chelsea's in Melbourne for work, 54 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:14,650 so I probably won't tell her, 55 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:16,850 but if she was here, I would tell her, no problem. 56 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,850 - Surprise! - Fuckin' hell! Hey! 57 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,810 That's her, isn't it? 58 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,650 Oh, um, okay, sorry, yeah, so we're on for dinner, Jared, 59 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,770 but it is work, mate, it's work, okay? 60 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:29,450 No, fuck you, man. I'm not doing that. 61 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:32,370 No, mate, we are on and, uh, I'll send you the deets later. 62 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:33,690 Ciao, brah. 63 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,210 Mm-hm. 64 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:36,410 So sorry. 65 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,810 Uh, beg your pardon, Mr. Walters. 66 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:41,970 Yeah. Uh, how are you today? 67 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:43,490 What do you think of this? 68 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:50,930 Why are you doing that? 69 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:14,770 Just a bit of an upgrade from your fiddly fig. 70 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:17,290 - That's very 2016. - Is it? 71 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:19,210 Hello, boy! 72 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:20,570 Mmm! 73 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,690 I-I thought you were gonna be in Melbourne till Friday. 74 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,930 - Because I... - Yeah, I was. 75 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:25,130 But, um, one of the partners 76 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:26,130 broke their spine, 77 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,210 so they pushed all the meetings. 78 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,170 - 0h, my God, I'm sorry. - Oh, no, it's fine. 79 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,210 Surprise! 80 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:33,210 Surprise! 81 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:34,570 - Mwah! - Hey, yeah, yeah. 82 00:03:34,650 --> 00:03:37,010 Now, I know you haven't done the flea bomb yet. 83 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,490 - So I'm not like moving moving. - Right. 84 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,290 But I just thought I'd bring some stuff over, 85 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:41,290 get a jump on it. 86 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:42,890 Well, but, yeah, the movers are coming 87 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:44,050 Saturday week, though, no? 88 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:45,290 - No. This Saturday. - Hmm. 89 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:46,890 It's in our shared calendar. 90 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:47,850 Oh, I don't check that. 91 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:50,090 I... I write everything down. I like analogue. 92 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:52,210 Would you prefer to move to a different system? 93 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,890 Uh... no. 94 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:55,930 - I mean, do we need a system? - Yeah, we do. 95 00:03:56,010 --> 00:03:57,730 If we are living together, then, yeah, we do. 96 00:03:57,810 --> 00:03:59,050 - Right. - Like, your dinner tonight. 97 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,050 I like to know that stuff. 98 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,770 Yeah, but you were meant to be in Melbourne, 99 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,210 so I'm not sure of the rules then. 100 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:04,210 - How does that work? - What? 101 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:06,210 You're being odd and a bit cold. 102 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:07,210 No, I'm not. I just... 103 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,810 I don't like another thing in my phone 104 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:11,210 that I have to, you know, check, and then, plus, 105 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:13,690 I thought I had a bit more time before "the big move". 106 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:16,090 Why are you doing quote fingers? You've had 46 years, Gordon. 107 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:17,410 - Just figure it out. - Yeah. 108 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,850 Also, cancel your dinner tonight. 109 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:21,130 They're dropping their buffs on Survivor. 110 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:24,970 I don't... We don't need another toaster. I have a toaster. 111 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:25,970 I am celiac. 112 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:28,970 Gordon, I don't want our crumbs touching. 113 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:33,450 Right. 114 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:35,610 - Is this an indoor plant? - Yeah. 115 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:38,770 It feels very present, doesn't it? 116 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:40,130 Yeah. 117 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:43,970 - Uh, Friday, dry. - Mm. 118 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,890 - Plus blood. - Mmm. 119 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:47,330 Saturday, loose. 120 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:48,930 Sunday, loose. 121 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:50,010 Uh, blood is back. 122 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,010 Oh. Okay. 123 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:54,530 Uh, Monday, absolutely nothing. 124 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:55,810 Rough. 125 00:04:56,970 --> 00:05:00,210 Tuesday, that's when it starts to get interesting. 126 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:02,210 Much more structure. 127 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:06,850 Wednesday, "Wonderful" is what I've written here. 128 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:12,130 Thursday, absolutely buggered. 129 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:13,810 I didn't make it. 130 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:15,170 Did you get all of that? 131 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,690 I did. Yeah. 132 00:05:18,690 --> 00:05:20,210 Well, sometimes, you know, 133 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:22,210 uh, it can come and go a bit. 134 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:23,210 Mm. 135 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:27,010 Sorry. 136 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:30,210 If you are seeing this video, 137 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,210 I have been murdered. 138 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,890 Don't weep for me. 139 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:34,930 Organize... 140 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:36,290 I'm so sorry, Mr. Walters. 141 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,730 I have a family emergency, so I-I've got to go. 142 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:40,610 Well, it's all right. I can wait. 143 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,970 No, no, no. No. Uh, you have to go. 144 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:46,250 Go! Yes. Take your shit. 145 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:48,010 Get up. Go, mate. 146 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:54,090 Pam, I'm fine. 147 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:55,970 Yes. False alarm. 148 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,610 See you at yoga. 149 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,050 Ohh. 150 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,490 Oh, they've locked me out now 151 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:03,090 for violating community guidelines. 152 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:04,130 What rot! 153 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:05,690 I-I still don't understand 154 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:07,210 what you were trying to do. 155 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:09,450 Oh! Mario? Yep. 156 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:12,010 We uploaded it by accident. 157 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,730 Yep. Bye. 158 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:15,210 Can you put your phone on silent? 159 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,970 - Donna hasn't called. - Mm-hm. 160 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:19,570 Oh, darling! 161 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:21,450 It was all for my followers. 162 00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:24,130 Lee and I thought we'd give them a call to action 163 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,410 in the event of my passing. 164 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,610 You know, just to keep the movement alive. 165 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:30,610 There have been... some recent death threats 166 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,370 that have... come through all of my groups. 167 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:35,850 Sorry, why are you getting death threats? 168 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,770 Oh, well, I'm a very prominent figure 169 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:40,410 in the men's rights movement, darling, 170 00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:42,650 and death threats just come with the territory. 171 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:44,210 Who's... who's threatening you? 172 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:46,850 Well, there's WAM, and there's WAWAWAM. 173 00:06:46,930 --> 00:06:48,170 What are you saying? 174 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:52,490 WAM, Women Against Men, classic femmos, don't like me, obvi. 175 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:57,130 And now there's Women Against Women Against Women Against Men, 176 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,210 WA... WA... WAM. 177 00:06:58,290 --> 00:07:00,210 These are not our groups. 178 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:02,210 I think they like it WAWAWAM. 179 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:04,210 Okay, I'm not really sure how they like it. 180 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,050 They're very big girls, though. 181 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:08,730 Ohh, but there's just so many movements now. 182 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:13,010 I mean, we've got KAWAM, Kids Against Women Against Men. 183 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:14,410 That's for our junior members. 184 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:16,290 But then it just gets silly. 185 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:19,210 There's PAPAP, People Against People Against People, 186 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:20,490 which doesn't even make sense. 187 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:23,210 - No, that's poofters. - You can't say poofters, Lee. 188 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:25,090 Poofters Against People Against People? 189 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,650 No. Poofters Against People Against Poofters. 190 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,490 - Oh, that's okay. - Or is it pedos? 191 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:29,610 Lee, what the fuck, man? 192 00:07:29,690 --> 00:07:30,770 Everyone's against pedos. 193 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,650 We're against pedos. Oh, God, I just... 194 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:35,850 I need a cup of tea with a white wine chaser. 195 00:07:35,930 --> 00:07:37,450 There's just so much outrage, 196 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:39,770 and your mother is at the very epicenter of it all. 197 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:42,530 Sorry, did someone actually say 198 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:44,690 that they were going to murder you? 199 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:46,170 Yes. 200 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,130 Look, here, I'll show you. 201 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:50,170 Too close. 202 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,570 Look, look, here. "You're a fuckwit." 203 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:53,210 Well, that's lovely, isn't it? 204 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:54,450 "Go fuck a horse." 205 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:56,210 Oh! That's a bit off topic. 206 00:07:56,290 --> 00:07:57,970 Here. "You should kill yourself." 207 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,770 That's not exactly a death threat, though, is it, Mum? 208 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:06,890 "You should kill yourself" absolutely is. 209 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,410 You should kill yourself. They're not gonna to do it. 210 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,850 Jesus Christ, you guys, I canceled patients for this! 211 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:15,410 Oh. Daughters Against Mothers Against... 212 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,410 - Shut up. Can you shut up? - Well, can I? 213 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,250 Yes. Will I? No. 214 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:20,450 Man of the house. 215 00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:22,050 Risotto tonight? 216 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:24,090 I've got some lovely pecorino from the markets. 217 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,930 Um... No, thanks, Mum. 218 00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:27,330 Why? What are you doing? 219 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:30,090 I might be going to hash things out with Gordon. 220 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:31,210 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 221 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:32,210 I don't know. Maybe. 222 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:33,690 Oh, does David know? 223 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:34,530 No, he doesn't. 224 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:36,210 Please don't tell him. 225 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:38,090 God, you're a loose one. 226 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,210 - Still nothing from Donna. - No. 227 00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:43,210 Oh! She's actually liked it. 228 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,970 - You're joking? - No. 229 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:47,490 Oh, my gosh. 230 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,650 Bye. 231 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:49,890 - Oh. - Love you. 232 00:08:49,970 --> 00:08:51,530 - She did like it. - Love you too. 233 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:53,250 - Strange. - Donna Against Lynelle. 234 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,170 I'm back! 235 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,210 Hey! 236 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:07,330 Hey! 237 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:08,570 What... 238 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:11,010 What, uh... What is this? What's this? 239 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,170 Well... 240 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:16,210 You said you wanted to go analogue. 241 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,770 Does not get much simpler than this. 242 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,370 This isn't really what I had in mind. 243 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:21,970 Did you want to go back to the calendar app on the phone? 244 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:24,370 - No, not really. - Oh, okay. So we'll do this. 245 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:26,890 Yeah, but, Chels, what if I forget to write it down? 246 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:29,690 Like, what if I go for a run and I don't write that down? 247 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,810 Runs don't matter. Plus, you don't run. 248 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:33,850 - Yeah, but I could run. - No, you couldn't. 249 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:34,650 - Okay. - What? 250 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:36,250 So let me just walk you through it. 251 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,610 I think our individual activities 252 00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:39,330 should be in a primary color. 253 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,570 So you pick red or blue. 254 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:43,210 I'll take whatever's left. 255 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,490 And then for our joint activities, 256 00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:45,610 we'll put them in purple 257 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:47,210 because red and blue make purple. 258 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:48,370 This feels a bit much. 259 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:49,610 It's actually not. 260 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,210 You just pick red or blue. 261 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,850 Yeah, but do you understand? Like, red is such a big vibe. 262 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:56,170 Like, if I pick red, then I'm red. 263 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,730 I'm the red guy. You know? 264 00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:00,570 And blue's entirely different. Like, if I... 265 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,810 But I can't pick it now because I'm the red guy. 266 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:05,730 Why was orange discarded so quickly? 267 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:08,450 - Why are you being so avoidant? - I'm not being... 268 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:09,650 Why are you being so controlling? 269 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:11,210 I'm not being controlling. 270 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,610 I just want you to pick a color 271 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:13,850 so that we can communicate 272 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:16,810 our individual activities and have an easy life. 273 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:19,410 I don't understand your issue. 274 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:20,610 I'm sorry, I just don't understand 275 00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:22,410 why you want me to, like, pick a color. 276 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:23,970 Like, it's a... It's a bit full-on. 277 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,450 You haven't even seen full-on, Gordon. 278 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:28,570 I've done a lot of therapy to stop you from seeing full-on. 279 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:30,290 Sorry, I just didn't know you were moving in today. 280 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:31,610 I am not. 281 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:34,210 - I just brought my monstera. - What the fuck is that? 282 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:35,410 - Oh. The plant. - My plant, Gordon. 283 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:36,410 - Yeah. - Yeah. 284 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:37,810 But, look, I haven't flea-bombed yet, 285 00:10:37,890 --> 00:10:40,010 so it's, like, you can't move in till I do that. 286 00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:43,210 Yeah, and I can't sleep on your mattress because of my back. 287 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:44,490 - You know that. - Right, okay. 288 00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:46,530 So you're not moving in today? So I can go out tonight? 289 00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:48,210 Where are you going? 290 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:49,530 It's... it's a work thing. 291 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,210 Oh, come on, I'm great at work things. 292 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:53,930 It's... it's a dinner with Jared. We're trying to close a deal. 293 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:56,090 Oh, come... Come on, I am the closer. 294 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,170 Plus, Jared loves me. 295 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,490 I know, but it's a set menu. 296 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,850 It's one of those restaurants and there's no substitutions. 297 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:02,210 I already checked. 298 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,930 And you're a celiac, 299 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,170 so, you know, you'd have to eat wheat, probably. 300 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,210 Definitely. 301 00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:08,330 Sorry. 302 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:10,210 That's okay. 303 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,210 Um... 304 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:13,010 Whatever. Just pick a color. 305 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,210 - Blue. Hang on, red. - Just... 306 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,130 - Red. - Great. 307 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:17,890 I will be blue. 308 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,970 Together, we are... 309 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,290 Purple. 310 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:28,450 Is there something you wanna tell me? 311 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:30,970 No. What do you... No. 312 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:32,610 - Oh. - What? 313 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,210 Everything's good. Come here, come here. 314 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,730 No. It's fine, I'm good. 315 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,210 Okay. 316 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,650 Okay. What's today? Thursday. 317 00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:45,210 Uh, Thursday today, I think. Let me check. 318 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,050 Put that here. 319 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,450 Thursday. 320 00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:52,410 Okay, so you've got a dinner. 321 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,530 - What? Okay. - And then Survivor. 322 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,370 - All right. - Which you're missing. 323 00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:09,410 Ooh! 324 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:11,770 The sexy scent. I remember that one. 325 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,610 What are you doing here, James? Get off my bed. 326 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,570 I'm gonna hit the PlayStation with Davey boy. 327 00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:19,130 Oh, really? That sounds sick. 328 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:21,770 What's this I hear about you seeing Gordon later? 329 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,210 Oh, that's none of your business. 330 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,330 Ooh. 331 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,610 Playing with fire, sis. 332 00:12:27,690 --> 00:12:29,890 Excuse me? 333 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:31,490 David's a good guy. 334 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,370 I know he's a good guy. 335 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,210 So treat him right. 336 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,210 Are you kidd... 337 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:41,330 You know, just because you jerked off into a turkey baster, 338 00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:42,690 that doesn't suddenly make you 339 00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,330 like a father figure to all of us. 340 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:45,530 You know that, right? 341 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:47,330 It wasn't directly into a turkey baster. 342 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,610 That would be impossible. 343 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,170 Well, if anyone could do it, it would be you. 344 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,210 Sorry, so why are you seeing Gordon? 345 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,690 Mm. 346 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,930 I don't owe you that answer. 347 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,330 Yeah, but do you know why you're seeing him? 348 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,570 Because we share a dog. Okay? 349 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:05,210 Bit spruced up to just talk about a dog. 350 00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:06,850 Oi! 351 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:07,730 Jimbotron! 352 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:10,170 Mr. Davidoff! 353 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,210 - Oh, brother. How are ya? - Good, man. 354 00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,610 - Let me go fire up the FIFA. - Yeah. 355 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,410 - I'm gonna spank you, son. - Don't turn me on. 356 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,210 - I'm gonna enjoy this. - Oh, stop it. 357 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,530 Be good, Ashy. 358 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,010 Yes. 359 00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:24,810 Ohh. Okay. 360 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,570 You look fancy. 361 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,930 I thought you said it was a dog-friendly restaurant. 362 00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,210 It is. Yeah. 363 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:31,610 And you're still welcome to come 364 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:33,810 if you want to, you know, dose up. 365 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:36,210 I might, actually. 366 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:37,570 Oh, really? 367 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,130 Jokes. 368 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,570 Classic. 369 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,490 No, I love this for you, Begash. 370 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,690 I've got to wake up early tomorrow, anyway. 371 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:47,530 Yeah, that's right. You do. 372 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,210 Look at you. 373 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,570 You look so pretty. 374 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,050 Mmm. 375 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,770 - Mmm. - Mmm. 376 00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:02,650 - Thank you. - Mmm. 377 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:05,210 Thanks for, um, you know, being so cool. 378 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:06,530 - Cool about it. - Yeah. 379 00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,890 That's me. 380 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:11,290 - Cool as a cuke. - Yes, you are. 381 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,210 Just, uh... Just come home to me, okay? 382 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,210 Mm. 383 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:15,570 And shower first, you know. 384 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,210 Get the old dog off ya. 385 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,410 What's that? 386 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,850 - Colin. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 387 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:22,850 - 'Cause of the fur, you know. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 388 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:23,650 - Of course. - Yeah. 389 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,410 I know, I know, I know. 390 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,890 - Gotta be careful with me. - Beautiful boy. 391 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,210 Mwah. I'll see ya. 392 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,890 - Have a good night. - Love you. 393 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,490 Ash, Ash. 394 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,210 Here we go. 395 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,730 Hey. 396 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,170 - How you doing? - How you going? 397 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,290 Good. 398 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,210 Good. 399 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,410 - Great. - Take a seat. 400 00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:54,210 That was weird. 401 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,210 Yeah. 402 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,570 - Nice place. - Yeah. 403 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,130 Apparently great. Apparently. 404 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,610 Pretty romantic. 405 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,210 It is datier than I meant for it to be, sorry. 406 00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:04,330 That's my bad. 407 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,010 That's all right. 408 00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:07,210 Here we are. 409 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:09,210 I see your lovely date has arrived. 410 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,690 - Oh. - Oh, not a date. 411 00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:11,490 Okay. 412 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:14,210 Here is 2019 tempranillo you ordered. 413 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,210 Yes. 414 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,450 I have placed it in our traditional porron 415 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:20,010 which produces a very long stream 416 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,490 which people like to try to drink right out of. 417 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,130 - Oh! - Lots of fun. 418 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,930 Will either of you like to try to drink from the porron? 419 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,890 - You also get 10% off your bill. - Uh... 420 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,370 Oh! 421 00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:33,410 I think we're good. 422 00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:34,850 - All good. - Yeah, thank you. 423 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,250 Now see it. 424 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,130 Oh, great. 425 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,290 All right. 426 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,370 Wow. 427 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,890 It flows beautifully. 428 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,050 Aerating the grape. 429 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:50,170 Mm-hm. 430 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,210 But also 431 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,850 giving the people... 432 00:15:57,930 --> 00:15:59,250 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 433 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:02,970 ..something... absolutely... 434 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,450 ..beautiful... 435 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:07,970 ..to admire. 436 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,850 I'm gonna do a wee now. 437 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,650 Righto. 438 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,210 Thank you. 439 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,370 Salud. 440 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:17,770 Okay. 441 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,130 - Old mate. - Yeah. 442 00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,290 Uh... 443 00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:22,490 Here is to... 444 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:24,010 - Receptive penile. - Fuck off. 445 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,290 That is nice, yeah. 446 00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:29,370 - That's good. - Yeah. 447 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:30,370 That is good. 448 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,130 So your birthday party was fun. 449 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,970 Uh... yeah. Yeah. 450 00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:34,970 Mmm. 451 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,290 Chelsea's impressive. 452 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,130 She's an impressive woman. 453 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,650 Very attractive too. 454 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,890 Yeah. Well, David's a hottie. Well done. 455 00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,410 Mmm. Thank you. 456 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:45,210 I think we both upgraded. Did we? 457 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:47,290 Yeah, we might have. 458 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,450 Pan de la casa. 459 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:51,810 Mm-hm. 460 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,930 I can't actually believe 461 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,610 that the "kiss you in six minutes" move worked on her. 462 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,450 Well, it's a... It's a classic. 463 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:05,010 I must say, she acted like she'd never heard of me. 464 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,370 I mean, she might not have. I don't know. 465 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,290 You've never spoken about me with her? 466 00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:11,690 Why would I? 467 00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,330 Uh, I don't know. You proposed to me, Gordon. 468 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,330 I thought that alone would make me, I don't know, 469 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,290 significant enough to bring up at some stage. 470 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,210 You said no. Why would I tell her that? 471 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,970 I didn't actually say no. 472 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,970 You didn't actually say yes. 473 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,890 I'm also your dog's mum. 474 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,210 You were my dog's mum. 475 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,530 - Wow. - What? 476 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:31,090 - So... - Sorry. What? 477 00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,290 What am I doing here? 478 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:33,530 Well, we're talking, aren't we? 479 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:34,730 About what happened the other night. 480 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,330 - Yeah. - Want to draw a line under it. 481 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:37,930 Okay. How's that go? 482 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,490 Okay. Um... 483 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,250 Uh... Okay. 484 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,730 Well, it's probably good to acknowledge 485 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:46,250 that we don't work well together. 486 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,570 Right. Don't we? 487 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,610 Well, no. I mean, if... We're not together. 488 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,610 If we worked well together, we would be together. 489 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:53,570 Oh. 490 00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:55,050 I mean, isn't that right? 491 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:57,090 Also, you seem pretty happy with Hot Fish Man. 492 00:17:57,170 --> 00:18:00,130 His name's David, and he doesn't always smell like that. 493 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,210 - He doesn't always? - No. 494 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,370 That's good. That's good. 495 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,210 He's actually a very beautiful person. 496 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:11,410 He's stable, he's steady, and I'm really lucky, actually. 497 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,890 Stable and steady. Wow. 498 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,970 - Don't be mean. - I'm not being mean. 499 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,970 I just didn't know those were qualities 500 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,490 that you held up as, uh... 501 00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:20,970 - Mm. - You know, whatever. 502 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:21,770 - They are. - Are they? 503 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,450 - Yeah, they are. Yeah. - Right. 504 00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:27,370 And I wasn't that, I guess? I'm... I'm not that? 505 00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:30,450 You proposed to me drunk, out of nowhere, 506 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,170 at my best friend's wedding. 507 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,090 I was being spontaneous. 508 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:36,930 You didn't talk to my mum, you didn't ask my dad. 509 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:39,210 I... I never met your dad. Doesn't he live on a boat? 510 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,970 You didn't have a ring. It was just... It was embarrassing. 511 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:44,210 I still don't understand why you got so hung up 512 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,490 on the little details, Ash. 513 00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:48,090 Because it's a proposal, Gordon. 514 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,330 You might only get one of those. 515 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,250 The little details are everything. 516 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,970 Yeah, well, I got swept up. Won't happen again. 517 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:55,170 No, it certainly won't. Not with Chelsea. 518 00:18:55,970 --> 00:19:00,210 She'll micromanage the shit out of your proposal. 519 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,210 Will she? 520 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,210 Yeah, she's a ring picker. 521 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:06,210 She'll have her nails done, camera set up, the whole thing. 522 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:07,690 Okay. And how do you know anything about her? 523 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:10,170 Honestly, just meeting her. 524 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,050 - Huh. - And her Instagram. 525 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:13,210 Right. 526 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,890 Why are you stalking her on Instagram? 527 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:19,450 I'm not stalk... Also, I saw you do Colin's voice thing with her. 528 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:21,930 Like, that was messed up, bro. 529 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:25,210 The Paul McCartney thing? That was our thing. 530 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,170 Well, his voice is his voice, Ash. 531 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,970 He doesn't get a new voice every time I get a new girlfriend. 532 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:30,970 - Sorry. - Okay. 533 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,450 Well, it was gross to see. 534 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,690 What do you care? 535 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,250 I mean, you never even told me 536 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,730 you were back in town to see him again. 537 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,090 - Mmm. - Did you? So he is my dog now. 538 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,490 Right. Oh. 539 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:56,090 - For you, sir. - Go on. Thank you. 540 00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:00,330 Would you like to take a picture? 541 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:02,370 - Of you? - Yeah. 542 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,090 Now would be the time. 543 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,210 No, thanks. 544 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,010 No. No, I'm good. 545 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,650 Are you ready to order? 546 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,690 Uh, we'll just be another minute. 547 00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:15,210 - As you wish. - Thank you. 548 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,930 What happened, Ash? 549 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,170 What... what happened? 550 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,850 I don't know, Gordon. 551 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:27,130 Try to know. 552 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,650 Ohh, I think when you proposed, 553 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,050 something just broke and we couldn't get it back. 554 00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,770 And then I got put on placement in Warrnambool. 555 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:38,170 Regional was always gonna happen, you knew that. 556 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,210 Right. 557 00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:40,850 But why did it break, though? 558 00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:43,730 Why... why didn't we just regroup? 559 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:46,930 'Cause we're not a football team, Gordon. 560 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:50,210 And I just felt so put on the spot like that 561 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,450 in front of everyone. 562 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,050 I just didn't know who you were anymore. 563 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:56,810 Like, it just felt too crazy or something. 564 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,090 Too crazy? 565 00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:00,610 We met when you flashed your nipple at me on the street. 566 00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,410 I would have called it on brand, actually. 567 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:05,490 No, that was different. That was just an impulsive moment. 568 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,210 That's not real life. 569 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:08,450 Right. 570 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:11,210 Okay, so... so that's why stable and steady. 571 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:15,210 What, you've done the same. Chelsea's very sensible. 572 00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:16,690 - She knows what she wants. - Mmm. 573 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:18,210 Yeah, and she's fully committed to me. 574 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:21,090 Which is great, 'cause it means I won't be humiliated again. 575 00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:23,090 I was also humiliated, Gordon. 576 00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,490 - Not as much as me, Ash. - Oh, fuckin'... 577 00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:27,370 - No way. - ..men. 578 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,290 Men and humiliation. 579 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:32,210 Do you know that a man's biggest fear 580 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,210 is being humiliated by a woman? 581 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,210 - I get it. - Yeah. 582 00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:36,970 - Do you know what a woman's is? - What? 583 00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,210 Being killed by a man. 584 00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:39,410 Fuckin' hell. That escalated quickly. 585 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:40,690 Well, it's true. 586 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:43,410 I'm not trying to kill you, Ash. I'm just trying... 587 00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:45,210 - But you could. - I'm not trying to kill you. 588 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:47,210 I'm just telling you that Chelsea is all in. 589 00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:48,690 And she's moving her stuff in today. 590 00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:51,890 Mmm. Well, that's that, then. 591 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,090 Yeah, of course it is. I mean, David already lives with you. 592 00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:57,130 I'm not doing anything you haven't already done. 593 00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,530 Sure. 594 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,170 Honestly... 595 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:10,290 ..I always thought we'd end up together. 596 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,570 I held on to that for a really long time. And, uh... 597 00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:18,090 But you didn't even get in touch with me 598 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,490 to tell me you were back in Sydney. 599 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:21,490 So you clearly don't think of me ever. 600 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:25,850 That's not true. Actually, I do think about you. 601 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,770 Is that why you were at the brewery the other night, 602 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,090 parked in the car? 603 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:36,290 I know it was you. 604 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,730 Fine, it was... Yeah. Yeah, that was me. 605 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:40,650 Why did you lie to me? 606 00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,410 Uh, 'cause it's embarrassing, Gordon. 607 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,450 'Cause I was hiding in my fucking car. 608 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,930 Why... why were you there? 609 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:47,210 Because I'm me. 610 00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:49,050 'Cause I'm a weirdo. 611 00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:51,210 And I maybe wanted to see what you were up to. 612 00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:54,250 Because I do think about you. Because you were on my mind. 613 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,450 Well, I think about you too. 614 00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:58,210 But I was so broken after you left. 615 00:22:58,290 --> 00:23:00,770 I don't think I've ever been that fucked up. 616 00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:03,570 Well, you'd also just buried your dad. 617 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,130 Not personally, but, yeah. 618 00:23:05,210 --> 00:23:06,490 No, I'm just... 619 00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:08,930 I'm saying that it's not all me. 620 00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:11,850 You can't say that I, like, ruined you or something. 621 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:13,130 You kinda did, though. 622 00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:15,010 No, no. I'm not wearing that. 623 00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:16,130 That's not... 624 00:23:16,210 --> 00:23:18,610 I can't break a man that badly. 625 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,490 Yes, you can, Ash. 626 00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:23,530 Because you're an amazing person. 627 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,570 Because I liked being with you. 628 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,250 And yes, my dad died 629 00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:30,050 and I gambled away most of my inheritance. 630 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:31,210 Oh, fuckin' hell! 631 00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:33,530 But my heart fully broke. 632 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:35,530 And that's never happened before. 633 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,650 Okay. 634 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:41,850 I'm very sorry. 635 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:45,170 I am. 636 00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:50,650 It's all good. You know, I got better. I am better. 637 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,010 And what do we do now? 638 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,970 Did we draw the line? 639 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,210 I don't know. 640 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:08,690 Does David know you're here? 641 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:12,570 Yeah, but he thinks it's kind of like a dog hang. 642 00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:16,170 Does Chelsea know? 643 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,370 No. 644 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,930 What are we doing? 645 00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:29,210 I don't know. 646 00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:45,090 # Sitting in the lobby of a city hotel # 647 00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:49,410 # Drinking like fishes on the river to hell # 648 00:24:51,730 --> 00:24:54,170 # Devil's in my mouth telling primitive jokes # 649 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:58,730 # While the angel's out looking for a packet of smokes # 650 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:04,010 # You look into my eyes # 651 00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:08,370 # And you don't look away the way you should # 652 00:25:08,450 --> 00:25:10,050 # I would # 653 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:12,210 # I would if I could # 654 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:13,970 # Oh, believe me I would # 655 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,570 # But I gotta go home # 656 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:18,970 # I want a home to go to # 657 00:25:20,010 --> 00:25:22,890 # So I'm sorry that I can't be... # 658 00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:23,970 # The one # 659 00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:28,170 # I'm so sorry # 660 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:31,490 # That I can't be the one # 661 00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:39,570 # So it's best I don't say I wanna tear off your clothes # 662 00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:44,650 # And tear off my own and let you know me # 663 00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:48,210 # Instead I nod my head # 664 00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:49,770 # I watch your mouth # 665 00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:50,730 # I smile # 666 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:53,970 # But I don't say a thing # 667 00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:58,690 # You look into my eyes # 668 00:25:58,770 --> 00:26:04,410 # You seem to see the woman that I hoped to be # 669 00:26:04,490 --> 00:26:06,370 # I wanna go home # 670 00:26:06,450 --> 00:26:08,410 # I gotta go home # 671 00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:10,210 # Help me get home # 672 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:13,250 # I need a home to go to # 673 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:19,210 # So I'm sorry that I can't be the one # 674 00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:26,290 # I'm so sorry that I can't be the one # 675 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:29,930 # To give you hope # 676 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:33,090 # To show you love # 677 00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:36,290 # To let you know # 678 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:39,450 # To let you love me # 679 00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:43,010 # The way you want to # 680 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:46,210 # In the next life # 681 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:49,370 # In the next life # 682 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:51,730 # Look me up # 683 00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:19,090 # Holy winds blew in when I met you # 684 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:23,810 # And all my inner bells began to ring... # 685 00:27:25,290 --> 00:27:26,370 There's my little friend. 686 00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:28,370 # What I would not give to just pretend... # 687 00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:29,570 Mm. 688 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:33,290 # This would not ruin everything... # 689 00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:35,290 I missed you. 690 00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:36,410 # I'm so sorry # 691 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:39,730 # That I can't be the one # 692 00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:43,130 # I'm so sorry # 693 00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:46,890 # That I can't be the one # 694 00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:50,130 # To take you home # 695 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,210 # To show you love # 696 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:56,570 # To make you whole # 697 00:27:56,650 --> 00:27:59,570 # To let you love me # 698 00:27:59,650 --> 00:28:02,850 # The way you want to # 699 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:06,290 # In the next life # 700 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:09,210 # In the next life # 701 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,610 # Look me up # 48377

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