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You're late, and you've got patients waiting in 2 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:34,940 rooms one and two. 3 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:37,160 Margaret, I just a second walked in the 4 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:37,400 door. 5 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,560 Is it all right with you if I 6 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,300 take a few damn moments for myself before 7 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,060 you inundate me with the walking wounded? 8 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,300 Is that all right with you? 9 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,060 Thank you. 10 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,980 Oh, and Dr. Becker, you have a phone 11 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,580 call, but I forgot to ask who it 12 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:48,900 was. 13 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,080 Oh, that's just great. 14 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,080 Oh, thank you, Linda. 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,900 Yeah, terrific support staff. 16 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,280 All right, start my day with a compliment. 17 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:58,340 Which line? 18 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,100 The blinking one. 19 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,740 Not only am I blank... 20 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:03,220 Oh, sure, now it is. 21 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,820 Uh-oh, did you see that look in 22 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:08,280 his eye? 23 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,240 I never look directly at him. 24 00:01:11,580 --> 00:01:13,520 Oh, that's right, you haven't been through it 25 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:13,880 before. 26 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,380 Been through what? 27 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,600 Well, every four years he just loses it. 28 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,260 You mean more than normal? 29 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,000 I should have seen this coming. 30 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,000 I mean, both of his ex-wives have 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,880 called lately. 32 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,520 He took a big hit on his taxes, 33 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,180 and Lord knows the last time he was 34 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:29,700 with a woman. 35 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,700 Well, he doesn't seem any worse than usual. 36 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:34,200 Damn fools! 37 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:40,000 There are subtle differences. 38 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,780 You know, Margaret, you're right, lately Becker has 39 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,040 been a bigger pain in the ass than 40 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:51,380 usual. 41 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,600 How long does this usually last? 42 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,260 Usually until he kills something. 43 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,140 Last time it was the coke machine. 44 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,340 He said it was staring at him. 45 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,660 I know how that feels. 46 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:05,420 Hey, Reg. 47 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,880 Hey, Jake, hey, Heidi. 48 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:07,639 Hey, Reggie. 49 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,560 Oh, Heidi, did you happen to leave a 50 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,020 pair of sunglasses in here the other day? 51 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,480 I did, thank you. 52 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,340 Damn, I mean... 53 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:15,660 Here you go. 54 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:18,860 But I'm warning you, you leave that jacket 55 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:20,480 in here, you are not seeing it again. 56 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:21,320 Thanks for the warning. 57 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:22,360 Anyway, gotta go to work. 58 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,120 See you later. 59 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:23,640 Okay. 60 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:32,600 Wait a minute. 61 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,220 Hold on. 62 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:36,020 That's your girlfriend? 63 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,340 Your girlfriend? 64 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,260 Yours? 65 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,420 What's your problem, Bob? 66 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,560 My problem, Mr. Blind Date, is that it's 67 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,820 a sin that such a beautiful woman is 68 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:44,160 wasted on a guy who can't even see 69 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:44,320 her. 70 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,080 But I still got a sense of touch. 71 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,120 Hey, quit rubbing it in. 72 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,980 How come Bob never gets any woman like 73 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:51,180 that? 74 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:52,660 You mean non-inflatable? 75 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:53,620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 76 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:53,720 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 77 00:02:53,720 --> 00:03:24,420 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 78 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,220 50 cents because I'm not paying for the 79 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:59,500 coffee I never got you know there's this 80 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,240 website where you tell them how much money 81 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,500 you have and they hook you up with 82 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,480 great trips but it's last-minute stuff so 83 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,060 you have to go right away you find 84 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:08,720 me a good vacation for $300 I'll be 85 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,880 happy to go that'll be easy they have 86 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,200 everything golf trips fishing trips you can even 87 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,360 go skiing yeah yeah I could wrap myself 88 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,040 around a tree get a concussion be out 89 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,140 of the office for months what about a 90 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:30,920 ski trip hey 91 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,280 Reggie Jake here we're going out to dinner 92 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:37,040 oh yeah be right out coffee yeah thank 93 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:42,400 you it's funny I can't remember ever seeing 94 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,860 you so casual I mean it's just that 95 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:47,180 you're always so dressed up that's all yeah 96 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,880 usually I am I mean I don't mean 97 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,340 to sound conceited or anything but all my 98 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:54,220 life every guy ever dated has been obsessed 99 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:57,460 with how I look well you know what 100 00:04:57,460 --> 00:05:05,140 it's like yeah it's a drag but with 101 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,720 Jake I don't have to dress up it's 102 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:12,180 great I feel so free hey Jake Heidi 103 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:15,080 oh you're here early yeah most women are 104 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,520 late you know they take so much time 105 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:21,220 putting themselves together not me well good night 106 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:24,600 Reg see you tomorrow have fun we gotta 107 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,260 go that little man he's staring at me 108 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:33,000 again well all right then I see you 109 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,000 she's so much fun to talk to didn't 110 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,040 say a word to you didn't have to 111 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:45,180 it was a look at her eyes what 112 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:49,460 is it my imagination or are you not 113 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:54,300 as close to the floor as usual all 114 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:57,540 right you must know I'm wearing elevation-enhancing 115 00:05:57,540 --> 00:06:04,580 accessories you know I'm wearing lifts lifts you 116 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:11,700 you're wearing stilts yeah and they're killing me 117 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:25,520 all right oh that's better well 118 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,440 I was crazy to agree with this I 119 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,440 don't want to go on a cruise where 120 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,860 you're going come on the cab is waiting 121 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:34,640 Margaret a cruise I didn't like being in 122 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,680 an elevator with strangers for seven minutes what 123 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,780 am I gonna do on a boat for 124 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:43,040 seven days stay out of the elevator come 125 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,260 on John Linda did a lot of research 126 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,140 before she booked this cruise it's gonna be 127 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,960 a lot of fun and besides you are 128 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,620 going to such great places Jamaica the Dominican 129 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,320 Republic Puerto Rico have you been out there 130 00:06:55,320 --> 00:07:00,520 lately I'm already on that cruise I don't 131 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,240 need a vacation I just had a bad 132 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,740 couple of days I'm past that now hey 133 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:06,420 pop that freaking horn one more time I'm 134 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:08,140 gonna force feed that fat rest of you 135 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:17,980 one feed at a time yeah you know 136 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:25,280 I just hey no oh lord I thought 137 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,220 he would never leave now Linda I'm gonna 138 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:29,160 go back and close the exam rooms you 139 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,440 call Susan over dr. 140 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:33,940 Klein's office and reconfirm all the rescheduled appointments 141 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:39,240 you got it Susan I'm on it Julie 142 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:44,140 Linda yeah I'll be out soon uh-huh 143 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:44,500 dr. 144 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:48,400 evil just left you know we should go 145 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,440 on that cruise there's entertainment pool parties and 146 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,300 not a woman to be seen we do 147 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:58,320 great there yeah you should see the pictures 148 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,640 on the website these guys are so desperate 149 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:11,500 they're stuck dancing with each other it's 150 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:21,260 what kind of cruise please 151 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:36,559 tell me you mean happy hi 152 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,220 Linda welcome back is dr. 153 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,740 Becker back yet no not yet but he 154 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:45,980 should be in any minute why no reason 155 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:50,740 how was your week off mine was great 156 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:54,080 what'd you do well had to work so 157 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:57,260 I slept late watch soap operas ate ice 158 00:08:57,260 --> 00:09:00,280 cream pretty much what you do here every 159 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:10,120 day what are you so worried 160 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,400 about you know the world my place in 161 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,580 it how long I'll have a place in 162 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,920 it that's great Linda you know it never 163 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,400 hurts to get in touch with your spiritual 164 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:27,800 side actually I've been drinking a lot hi 165 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,920 John welcome back how was the cruise it 166 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:38,680 was very nice did you have fun yes 167 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:43,480 it's very nice do you have any pictures 168 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:49,120 no no pictures I swear you're the only 169 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,040 person I know who goes away on vacation 170 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,240 comes back and has nothing to say about 171 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,460 it well I guess it was just so 172 00:09:56,460 --> 00:10:02,140 special I haven't had time to process it 173 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:07,740 all you know you are being very secretive 174 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:14,180 did you have a little shipboard romance Linda 175 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:18,240 Linda you all right yes fine yes you 176 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,900 know John I've got the feeling that you 177 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,000 are hiding something from me but don't worry 178 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,940 I'll get it out of you eventually mrs. 179 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,940 Hahn would you please follow me I'll get 180 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:39,890 you set up in room one I'm going 181 00:10:39,890 --> 00:11:00,610 to kill you greetings 182 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:04,970 losers hey who's this guy sitting with vision 183 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:08,050 quest that's Heidi get the hell out of 184 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:11,470 here I think she's taking advantage of Jake 185 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,470 because he's blind you know by letting her 186 00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:17,170 parents go Wow suddenly Bob glad he never 187 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:20,610 took a shot at her unless you had 188 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,450 a gun with tranquilizer darts and that you 189 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:25,910 never had a shot at her I gotta 190 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:28,490 go Jake okay all right so dinner tonight 191 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:38,070 around 8 yeah sounds great Bob beautiful well 192 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:44,790 look who's back hey hello if it isn't 193 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:49,490 the king of cruising so did the king 194 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:56,890 find a queen why'd you say that oh 195 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,570 I don't know I just heard those cruises 196 00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,290 were really great places to meet people what 197 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:01,390 do you what do you mean by those 198 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:05,450 cruises has Lynn has Linda been in here 199 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:08,050 no she's been on vacation for a week 200 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:11,390 why oh never mind let's just drop them 201 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:13,490 you know what rich I bet he did 202 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:15,630 meet somebody come on a single doctor on 203 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:16,790 a cruise yeah it would be weird if 204 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,830 he didn't meet someone mm-hmm all right 205 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:20,410 all right yeah you know what you act 206 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,130 you did get you guessed it I I 207 00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:25,430 did meet some I just I just didn't 208 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,330 want to jinx it you know so let's 209 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,210 just say that this this person is a 210 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:33,290 very special it was very romantic and I 211 00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:37,370 hope it works out I sent you on 212 00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:44,210 a gay cruise I can't take this torture 213 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:46,590 anymore so kill me don't kill me that's 214 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:47,930 up to you but it was an honest 215 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:54,330 mistake whoa wait back up you went on 216 00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:59,470 a gay cruise they didn't know yet did 217 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:06,770 they no no they didn't Oh John so 218 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:13,630 this special person you met what's his name 219 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:18,450 very funny very funny Oh Bob waited his 220 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,050 whole life for this someone else is the 221 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:24,450 object of ridicule now you all know it's 222 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,950 no big deal oh thank God no no 223 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,830 for you it is a very big deal 224 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:32,030 don't go on a vacation you said you 225 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,870 know it'll be relaxing you said it was 226 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:40,190 the most unrelaxing week of my at what 227 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,970 point did you realize it was a gay 228 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,230 crew oh I don't know somewhere between why 229 00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:49,390 am and see what did you do in 230 00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:51,010 your cabin all week oh yeah I know 231 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,110 I would have loved that but my my 232 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:55,590 two cabin mates Brad and Nevin they really 233 00:13:55,590 --> 00:14:01,330 hit it off first first night I went 234 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:04,350 back to my stateroom early and let's just 235 00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:09,370 say I never made that mistake again there 236 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,450 were no women on the entire ship oh 237 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,590 I thought there were but I was horribly 238 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:21,390 and publicly right dr. 239 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:24,470 Becker I promise someday you'll look back on 240 00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:29,650 this and laugh too maybe maybe before that 241 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:35,250 day comes I'm going to kill you and 242 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,370 I'm gonna use my powers as a physician 243 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:40,550 to bring you back to life and I'm 244 00:14:40,550 --> 00:15:02,520 going to kill you again hi 245 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,120 dr. 246 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:09,520 Becker hello Linda would you please go back 247 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,240 to the storeroom and bring me back a 248 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:16,400 box of syringes how do I know this 249 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:27,490 isn't a trap you don't how long 250 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,050 is this gonna go on so Linda made 251 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,770 a mistake John you have been tormenting her 252 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:35,830 for days yes so far much more fun 253 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:42,970 than my vacation don't you think you're carrying 254 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,050 on just a little too much I swear 255 00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:46,990 you are acting like such a homophobe oh 256 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:49,490 come on Margaret you know me I don't 257 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,390 have anything against gay people I would have 258 00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:53,510 felt just as uncomfortable with a boat full 259 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:55,690 of old people or young people or born 260 00:15:55,690 --> 00:16:00,570 -agains or country music fans and thank God 261 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:04,610 they weren't country music fans but what was 262 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,950 so bad about this cruise do I have 263 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:08,210 to spill it out for you I was 264 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,150 the only straight man there do you know 265 00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:16,390 what it's like to be a minority come 266 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,070 on you know what I'm talking about I 267 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:20,350 was really looking forward to getting away you 268 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:22,010 know yes you know I was hoping I 269 00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,990 could meet someone that certainly wasn't gonna happen 270 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:26,530 on this cruise was it so people weren't 271 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:32,130 nice to you no everybody was really nice 272 00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:36,670 so it wasn't completely miserable oh I guess 273 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,710 not I mean I you know I got 274 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,090 some Sun I caught up with my reading 275 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:45,090 how about the food Oh Margaret food was 276 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:52,290 marvelous how about the entertainment fabulous marvelous fabulous 277 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:57,310 I mean listen to me listen I swear 278 00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,210 if anyone else went on this cruise they 279 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,890 would have come back with a funny story 280 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:02,910 oh but not you you treat it just 281 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,630 like you treat your whole life you look 282 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,470 for the negative you find it and then 283 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:10,050 you obsess about it John Linda made a 284 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:13,510 mistake move on what am I supposed to 285 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,609 do like you know find a humor in 286 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,770 all of this why not everyone I've told 287 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:31,330 has greetings 288 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:35,390 fry baby yeah back to your old height 289 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:40,830 hey bro mix why so spiffy I like 290 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,030 to look good when I go out with 291 00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:43,930 Heidi you know especially since I'm sure that 292 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,370 when we're together everyone's staring at us no 293 00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:48,750 they're staring all right well what's that supposed 294 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:52,230 to me oh well Jake I wasn't sure 295 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,430 if I should tell you but Heidi's sort 296 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,430 of been dressing down lately I mean like 297 00:17:56,430 --> 00:18:01,290 casual means like pigpen I just think that 298 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:04,170 she's using the fact that you're blind to 299 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,710 let herself go well thanks a lot Reggie 300 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:16,190 well is it true no little sort of 301 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:22,770 yes why I don't know it's just easier 302 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,890 this way I mean I have to dress 303 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,190 up when I go to the office or 304 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,650 when I'm out with clients but when we 305 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,390 go out what does it matter you don't 306 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,730 think I matter no no no no that 307 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,950 came out wrong what I meant to say 308 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:38,050 was what's the point oh well thanks for 309 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,970 clearing that up I feel much better now 310 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:43,590 Jake I really thought I could get past 311 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,550 the appearance thing with you you also got 312 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,310 past the honesty thing no Jake wait wait 313 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,190 look you should care what you look like 314 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,890 when you go out with me even if 315 00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:53,970 I can't see you so what are you 316 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:56,890 saying I'm saying I don't think this is 317 00:18:56,890 --> 00:19:06,650 gonna work out goodbye Heidi that was your 318 00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:09,370 solution to say goodbye what else was I 319 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,350 supposed to do you tell her to go 320 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,850 home hose off and put on a dress 321 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:16,470 that's like having an incredible piece of candy 322 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,870 so what if it falls on the floor 323 00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:19,350 you pick it up wipe off the dirt 324 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:25,810 and pop it back in your mouth there 325 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,170 is coffee well well if it isn't dr. 326 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:33,510 strange love yeah fine fine take your best 327 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:35,130 shot oh that wasn't my best shot I 328 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,770 got lots more dr. 329 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,930 Becker I know you're still mad at me 330 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,630 but if it helps here my life savings 331 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:46,570 $300 well 260 of it is mine 40 332 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,270 I took from the cash box at work 333 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:52,610 don't be mad at me anymore please oh 334 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:56,650 here Linda you know keep the money actually 335 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:58,550 give me the 40 back but you can 336 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:02,590 keep the rest you know I I know 337 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:09,350 you I know you meant well I thought 338 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,230 about it and I realized that you know 339 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:14,450 maybe I was focusing on the negative what 340 00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:17,430 could have been a fun experience Margaret told 341 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:18,870 you to say that didn't you shut up 342 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:22,550 look I don't care how it happened thank 343 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:23,070 you dr. 344 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:27,890 Becker thank you I mean yeah it's okay 345 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:32,450 oh by the way there's a message for 346 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,530 you at the office some guy named Trent 347 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,130 called he said he knows you're not gay 348 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,630 but if you just give him five minutes 349 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:40,470 he's sure he could change your mind tell 350 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:46,190 him no thanks five minutes what could he 351 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,910 possibly do in five minutes 24568

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