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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,844 [thud] 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,139 - Now, I don't want you to feel bad. 3 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,642 You did very well. The problem is, 4 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,852 you don't know how to set boundaries. 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,230 And until you figure that out, I don't know what to tell... 6 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,190 [cell phone rings] Excuse me. 7 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,692 [ringing stops] 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,985 It's all about the boundaries. 9 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,195 Every important relationship... 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,696 [cell phone rings] 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,073 I'm so sorry. 12 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,908 This is... [ringing stops] 13 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:35,536 [ringing resumes] Oh, my God. 14 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,372 What? What? 15 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,749 WOMAN: What are you doing? 16 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,918 - I'm busy. What do you want? 17 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,461 - Come over. - l can't. 18 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,755 - Why not? - Because I'm working, Angela. 19 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:50,050 - Boo! Come on, I need you... - [man sputtering] 20 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,553 - Ah, ah, ah, do not move, do not move. 21 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,179 You do realize there are other people 22 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,597 in this world besides you, you know? 23 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,099 I have a life-- - [Angela scoffs] 24 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,934 - Oh, nice. Real mature. 25 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,936 - Fine, I'll call someone else. 26 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,438 I'm sure the police would be happy to hear from me. 27 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,232 - You wouldn't dare. 28 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,442 - I've got my special phone on speed dial. 29 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,361 - God damn it! 30 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,113 [hangs up] 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,950 Unbelievable... 32 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,452 [muttering] 33 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,329 Women, you know? 34 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,917 [man groaning] 35 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,461 [eerie theme music] 36 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:30,299 S&T 37 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,594 [Joseph sighs] 38 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,680 - Okay. Boundaries. 39 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,185 It's just boundaries. 40 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,482 Boundaries. 41 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,817 You got this. 42 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,116 [sighs] I told you to lock the gate. 43 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,703 All right, good. 44 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,415 It's still there, good. 45 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,461 Angela. 46 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,465 Angela? 47 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,516 Are you kidding me? 48 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,476 Angela. 49 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,852 How many times I have to tell you, 50 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,522 you got to lock the doors and the gate. 51 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,731 It's not safe. 52 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:10,857 You don't know what person would just 53 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,111 come walking right in here... 54 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,365 Oh, sure, okay. 55 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,367 Everything's a game. 56 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,493 Yep, okay-- 57 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,161 [Angela screaming] 58 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,746 [laughing] 59 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,707 Ow! Okay, that's enough. 60 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,875 - I can't believe it. You came! 61 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,877 - Don't tickle me, stop! 62 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,921 - "Don't tickle you..." 63 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,048 - Angela, get off of me! 64 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,509 [laughter] 65 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,511 Jesus, Angela! 66 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,850 - You came. 67 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,351 - Of course I came. 68 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,437 You keep blackmailing me, and I keep coming. 69 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,773 I could just kill you, you know. 70 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:55,610 - I know, but you're not going to. 71 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,070 - Oh, yeah? 72 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,739 Why is that? 73 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,575 - Because... 74 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:05,245 you're obsessed with me. 75 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,414 [blender whirring] 76 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:21,303 [whirring stops] The juice is ready. 77 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,471 You want a little juice? 78 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,389 - No. - Come on, just try some. 79 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,766 - I'm not drinking right now. 80 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,769 - Oh, my God, you're so not fun anymore. 81 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,813 - Why do you need three blenders? 82 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,649 What is this? 83 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,401 - Why do you care? 84 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,945 - Because it's my money and we have an understanding. 85 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,280 I will cover your basic needs... 86 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,740 - [mocking robot noises] 87 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,325 [slurring] I'm a kept woman! 88 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,452 So I just am needing some things... 89 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,580 - Yeah, but three blenders-- - Hey, hey! 90 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,415 I want you to meet Ronaldo. 91 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,877 Ronaldo, he makes me special drinks. 92 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,170 Okay? 93 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:58,131 And this handsome man is Salvador. 94 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,591 And Salvador came with 95 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,385 a beautiful water bottle named Eleanor. 96 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,970 And I really, really wanted a water bottle, 97 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,014 I couldn't get it without the blender. 98 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,308 And this one, 99 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:12,020 this delicate flower, 100 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,689 she's still a virgin. 101 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,274 See that? 102 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:20,153 And I think you know exactly why. 103 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,197 Hmm? 104 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,157 - What are you talking about? 105 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,660 - What do you mean what am I talking about? 106 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,370 - I don't know what you're talking about. 107 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,456 - That was... 108 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:35,544 This is a wedding present, you fucking asshole! 109 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,462 - Wedding? What are you talking about? 110 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,673 - Are you a fucking idiot? - The way you misremember... 111 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,007 - This was our wedding present! 112 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,551 - No, no, you misremember things. 113 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,219 - You misremember things! - No, you come up with... 114 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,346 - I don't come up with stories! You come up with-- 115 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,597 - Angela, I'm not getting... 116 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,809 - Why are you yelling at me? 117 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,395 - You said to come, and I came. 118 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,272 What do you need? 119 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,233 - Okay... 120 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,155 - What? Is it the toilet? 121 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,365 No, no. 122 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,158 Tell me what you need. If it's a toilet, 123 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,618 there's people you can call-- - No, it's not-- 124 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,203 - Well, what is it? Because I can't-- 125 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,540 - Hey, I want you to look right in my eyes 126 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,918 when I tell you this is that I missed you. 127 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,379 I miss you. I miss you. 128 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,090 You're just so busy these days. 129 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,800 You're so busy with this 130 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,554 fancy killer job of yours, and that's awesome. 131 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,723 I'm so happy for you. 132 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,349 And I was happy. 133 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,603 I'm happy that I gave up all my dreams 134 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,146 to take care of Mama... 135 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:40,400 - Oh, my God. You are conflating things again. 136 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,028 - I don't remember. 137 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,780 I don't remember. 138 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:46,990 And you don't remember. 139 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:50,869 So this conflating is what I have. 140 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,457 - Okay, haven't you had enough of that? 141 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,083 Come on, you are really drunk. 142 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,961 - Mmm! I'm not drunk! 143 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,838 I'm not drunk! 144 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,841 I just want you to be nice! 145 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,802 [sobbing] 146 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:11,264 I just want you to be nice. 147 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,724 - Wait, don't do that. 148 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,392 Okay, don't do that. 149 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,603 I'm sorry, come on. 150 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,938 Come on... 151 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,189 - Ow! Don't touch me! 152 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,815 - Okay, all right. 153 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,740 - A little sip. 154 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,241 - I told you I'm not drinking. 155 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,451 - Little tiny sip. - Angela, I don't want... 156 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,869 - Just a little sip-- - 1 don't want. 157 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,454 - A little sip! - Fine. 158 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,498 Okay, I'll take one little sip. 159 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,958 - Okay, but just a little sip. 160 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,793 - Do you want me to sip or not? 161 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,378 - You just get so crazy. 162 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,754 Okay, go. 163 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,214 - Mmm! 164 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,590 [Angela laughs] 165 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,469 - Let's go swimming! 166 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,888 - Angela, I told you I don't have time. 167 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,807 - Oh! 168 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:58,103 Oh, you don't have time? 169 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:02,774 Salvador, he doesn't have time. 170 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:06,277 No time for me. 171 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,822 You're so busy. 172 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,826 I do wonder if you have time 173 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,371 to talk to the police? 174 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,248 - You wouldn't dare. 175 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,097 Okay, I've got your stupid trunks on. 176 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,348 Come on. 177 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,101 Let's get this over with. 178 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,854 Bet you wanna jump out and scare me first. 179 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,191 For whatever it's worth, I'm very proud of you. 180 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,526 You're holding your boundaries. 181 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,194 And just so you know, 182 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,988 you can say no to her. 183 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,531 "No" is the most... 184 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,162 - Are you ready 185 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,373 for the greatest night of your life? 186 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,753 - Why are you wearing that on your head? 187 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,380 - You are not the only one who gets cameras, okay? 188 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,841 And this one, and this one's waterproof. 189 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,593 It's cool. 190 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,725 [mock gasps] 191 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,939 [slurred humming] 192 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,028 - Okay, you know what? Hurry it up, please. 193 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,447 Will you hurry it-- - Hey, this is my scene. 194 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,740 This is my scene! 195 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,408 You always get to be the star. 196 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,577 Stop interrupting me. 197 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:50,173 You want to know why that is for? 198 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,343 No, no, I don't. 199 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,512 - Oh. 200 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,305 Well, well, well. 201 00:09:57,305 --> 00:10:03,603 It looks like you remember some things, don't you? 202 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,316 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 203 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,068 - Don't push me in the pool. - I'm not... 204 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,486 - No, I'm serious, because I have a camera. 205 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,779 - I have a camera! I have a camera too! 206 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,280 - Angela, I'm serious. 207 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,990 - I'm not gonna push you in the pool! 208 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:37,762 [overlapping chatter] 209 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,180 - Don't look at my boobs. - I'm not looking. I'm not... 210 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:44,769 - Don't look at my boobs. - I'm not looking. 211 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,187 - If you looked at my boobs, 212 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,690 you would remember that I have 213 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:52,485 the most beautiful boobs. 214 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,945 They're even prettier than mommy's. 215 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,488 - Don't you dare talk about mommy's special-- 216 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,824 - You know she wasn't your mother, right? 217 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,450 - Why would you say that? 218 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,327 - My God, you can believe whatever you want. 219 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,997 - Don't say that. - She was the like ninth 220 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,040 crazy woman that you convinced 221 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,001 was your mother, so what, $0 you could... 222 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,336 [makes kissing sounds] - Stop it, stop it, stop it. 223 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,547 - [laughs] I don't care. 224 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,340 You believe whatever you want. 225 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,552 I do it all the time, like with you, right? 226 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,054 You're my brother, you're my husband... 227 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,764 - Stop! Stop it... 228 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,649 Give me my trunks. Give 'em to me. 229 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,276 - They're not your trunks, they're my trunks, I bought 'em. 230 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,403 - Yeah, with my money. - I know with our money, 231 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,696 because we're a family. 232 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,699 - Give them to me. - Oh, you want them? 233 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,201 Come and get 'em... 234 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,161 - No, I can't do that, I can't come and get 'em 235 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,079 because then the boobs are right there. 236 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,081 - Are you not ready yet? 237 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,666 - You know I'm not ready. 238 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,877 - Okay, all right. 239 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,922 I tell you, you can have these back, okay? 240 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,925 But you, you have to do 241 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,552 three laps around this pool, 242 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,306 yelling, "Il love Angela and her boobies more than mommy's." 243 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,476 - You know, I could just kill you right now. 244 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,102 I could just strangle the life... 245 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,104 - I've seen you naked. 246 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,356 - You have not seen me naked. 247 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,274 - I've seen you naked $0 many times. 248 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,817 We used to play doctor. 249 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,445 - We never played doctor. You are-- 250 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:21,658 - We played doctor. I used to sneak into your room 251 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,244 and you would give me catch-ups. 252 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,912 - Catch-ups? 253 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,830 - Yes, the follow up appointments, 254 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,499 you fucking idiot. 255 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,793 [groans] And you? 256 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,503 Oh, you're so cute. 257 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,588 I would take your little thermometer and I'd put it... 258 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,090 - Okay, I'll do the laps. 259 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,926 I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy... 260 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,803 - For the last lap, you got to sing it. 261 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,346 - I'm not singing. - You got to sing it. 262 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,723 - I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy. 263 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,017 - [singsongy] Sing it. 264 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,852 - [singsongy] I love Angela 265 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,272 and her boobies more than mommy... 266 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,607 - Finish strong. - Okay, okay. 267 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,401 I finished strong. Now, can I have my trunks? 268 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,279 - You know what, it was so fun, I want you to do two more laps. 269 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,115 - Two more? 270 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,908 - Ooh, you better put that fishing pole away, 271 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,369 you're gonna catch a mermaid! 272 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,214 - You know, I forgot how much I love swimming. 273 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,383 It's just what... 274 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,137 Is that the special wedding blender? 275 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,181 - Well, yes, it's a very special night. 276 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,100 I thought it was the perfect night 277 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,519 for her to pop her cherry. 278 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,354 So, to us... 279 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,316 But that's not all. That's not all. 280 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,234 There's another thing. 281 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,278 - Angela, that's too much. 282 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,530 - No, it's not too much. You just sit there. 283 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,157 Don't move. Don't move. 284 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,326 Don't move. Okay. 285 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,168 Look. 286 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,172 You remember? 287 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,051 - Kind of? 288 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,595 - It's our first movie. 289 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,056 We starred in it together. 290 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,515 - Wait, when? 291 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,351 - In high school, you remember? 292 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,685 We went to Major Video, 293 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,313 and we rented Lone Star by John Sayles 294 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,900 and Night Eyes, starring Tanya Roberts. 295 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,194 - Both low budget masterpieces. 296 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,363 - One a very dubious, 297 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,366 incestral sexual relationship. 298 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,452 And another... 299 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,705 - A late-night Skinemax masterclass in sexual tension 300 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,749 featuring surveillance as a metaphor 301 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:38,211 for control, desire, and obsession. 302 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,171 - You said we should make a film 303 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:43,174 combining both of those elephants. 304 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,342 - Surveillance... 305 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,885 BOTH: And incest. 306 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,553 - I remember, yes! 307 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,139 - Yes, and we wrote the script together. 308 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,393 Do you remember that? It was about a woman 309 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,188 who was on house arrest, 310 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:01,192 and her captor who put surveillance cameras 311 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:05,571 all around her house 312 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,617 because he did not want her to get out, 313 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,037 but he didn't want anyone else to get in. 314 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,956 Because if he couldn't have her, 315 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,541 no one could. 316 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:19,585 And do you know why? 317 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,754 - Because he was obsessed with her. 318 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,966 - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 319 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,219 Isn't that just the most romantic thing 320 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,263 you've ever heard in your whole life? 321 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,306 So what do you say, you wanna take 322 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,891 a little stroll down memory lane? 323 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,726 I think we should. 324 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,937 Okay, here we go. 325 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,272 You're gonna love this. 326 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,898 It's amazing. 327 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,567 Okay. 328 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,527 I'm so excited. 329 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,320 Okay. 330 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,947 [VCR whirring] 331 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,660 Just wait for a second. 332 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,370 [whirring intensifies] 333 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,002 [loud clicking] 334 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,670 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! 335 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,672 No, no, no, no, no! 336 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,883 No, no, no! No, no, no, no! 337 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,510 [sobbing] 338 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,845 - Let me see it... 339 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,513 - [loud sobbing] It's the only starring role 340 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:16,142 I've ever had in my whole life! 341 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,185 - 1 can fix it. 342 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,645 - You can't fix this! It's ruined. 343 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,398 It's ruined, the whole thing is ruined. 344 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,691 - Okay, maybe it is ruined. 345 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,693 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 346 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,111 What can I do? 347 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,780 - I just think you should drink some of this. 348 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,032 - You want me to have a sippy? 349 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,325 Okay. 350 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,161 - [whimpering] - Okay, what-- 351 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,537 More? More? More? Okay, okay. 352 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,039 - More of that, please. 353 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:41,042 Oh, God, this is so sad. 354 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,461 - What else can I do? What else? 355 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,589 - Okay, uh, well, I mean... 356 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,177 I was just thinking, you know, 357 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,639 because it's ruined and all, 358 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:58,100 there's one more thing you could maybe do. 359 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,310 But I don't know. 360 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,103 I don't think I could ever ask to. 361 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,190 - No, it's okay-- - You're so busy. 362 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,192 - I'm not that busy. What is-- 363 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,487 - You're so busy, but... 364 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,324 I think we remake this movie tonight. 365 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,371 [ominous techno music] 366 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,415 S&T 367 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,708 JOSEPH: Hello? 368 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,213 M a' am? 369 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,177 - Come in. 370 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,097 - I hear you need a handyman 371 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,225 to put up some surveillance cams 372 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,228 so that no one comes in and out. 373 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:46,816 - Oh, well, you heard that correctly. 374 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,320 [music swells] 375 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,909 [music stops] I forgot, what happens next? 376 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,452 - She seduces him. 377 00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,954 She takes his hand, 378 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,289 and she puts it on her... 379 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,165 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, that fast? 380 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,584 - Yeah. 381 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,960 - I'm not ready for that. 382 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,878 - Why are you being so weird? We're married. 383 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,338 - Yeah, we got married in a ceremony 384 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,756 in the backyard in high school. 385 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,258 - Yeah, so? 386 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,301 - Soit's... 387 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,428 It's not done. 388 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,805 - Well, it's been done. 389 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,641 We did it a lot of times. 390 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,019 You just don't remember. 391 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,604 Come on. 392 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,148 The cameras are rolling. 393 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,358 Let's just... 394 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,902 Let me help you get started, okay? 395 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,073 Here we go. Good. 396 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,284 Take your hand, nice and slow. 397 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,869 Take it, come here. 398 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,330 Oh, yeah. Just like that. 399 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,665 You're going to just take your hand, 400 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,126 put it right there. 401 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,338 [loud groan] 402 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,797 - Oh, no! 403 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,343 Did you... cream your panties? 404 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,552 - No! 405 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,137 - I think you did. 406 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,889 - I'm not wearing panties. 407 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,477 I'm so sorry. 408 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,354 I ruined our special night. 409 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,189 - No, no, no. 410 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,775 You didn't ruin anything. 411 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:14,654 There's plenty more where that came from. 412 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,113 - Huh? 413 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,990 - Well, I put some special 414 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,661 blue pills in your drink. 415 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,497 [laughing] 416 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,374 - You drugged me? 417 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,542 - Why are you being so judgy? 418 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,294 You drug people all the time. 419 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,464 - That's a totally different context. 420 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,384 - Stop resisting me. 421 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,345 This is inevitable. 422 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:45,101 This is our destiny. 423 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,020 [loud groaning] 424 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,897 Oh, brother! 425 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,899 [doorbell rings] 426 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,693 - What was that? - Oh. 427 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,363 It was probably the handyman. 428 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,908 - You called an actual handyman? 429 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,868 - N-- no, I did. 430 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,205 Because you were right, it was the toilet. 431 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,750 But you said you couldn't come. 432 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,878 - I just said that! 433 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,422 I always come. 434 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,215 - Yes, you do. 435 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,675 Yes, you do, good boy. [doorbell rings] 436 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,719 You always come. You come very quickly. 437 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,887 But it's okay. I'm just go-- I'll tell him to go away. 438 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,098 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 439 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,601 - Yes? Yeah? - What if... 440 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,103 What if you didn't send him away? 441 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,355 - Okay. - No, not like that. 442 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,190 I mean, what if-- what if, 443 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,777 what if you found yourself just a nice, regular handyman 444 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,614 and he could fulfill all of your needs? 445 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,074 - No! 446 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,785 No, I don't want a nice handyman! 447 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,454 I want you, you fucking idiot! 448 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,456 - You can't have me. [doorbell continues] 449 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,875 We can't do this anymore! 450 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,252 - Fine! 451 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,464 You want me to find a nice handyman 452 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,967 who's going to fulfill all my needs? 453 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,636 Well, maybe I'll just do that. 454 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:32,958 [rapid doorbell ringing] 455 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,211 - Hi. - Hi, um, 456 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:38,005 I hear your toilet's broken? 457 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,802 - You heard that correctly. 458 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,764 Follow me. 459 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,987 JOSEPH: Okay, Mr. Handyman. 460 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,579 [door shuts] Bit of a handyman myself. 461 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,918 There's a tool for every job. 462 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:19,547 [distant chatter] 463 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,716 ANGELA: And I'm here by myself 464 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,219 all the time, 465 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,847 all alone. 466 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,682 HANDYMAN: I'm sorry. 467 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,768 - My husband is so busy. 468 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,521 He told me to hire a handyman 469 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,357 to fill my needs. 470 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,360 All of them. 471 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,903 [indistinct] 472 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:46,031 Yeah. Yeah. 473 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,410 So what do you say? 474 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,496 Do you want handy, man? 475 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,585 [tools clattering] - Uh, yeah... 476 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,712 [chuckling] 477 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,508 - [light growling] - Whoa. 478 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,931 [Joseph growls] 479 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,224 [splattering] 480 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,101 [Angela moaning] 481 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,022 [splattering] [moaning] 482 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,777 [moans] 483 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,238 Oh, yeah! 484 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,158 Oh, I knew you still wanted me. 485 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,743 - Well, of course I still want you. 486 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,120 I just-- I can't have you. 487 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,289 - But why? 488 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,416 - I have to go. - No! 489 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,418 No, don't you run out on me! 490 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,382 - [panting] Okay, it's okay. 491 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:48,469 It's okay. Yep. 492 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,180 Boundaries. Boundaries. 493 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,558 Boundaries. 494 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,939 Angela, what are you doing? 495 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,565 - You said it yourself. 496 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:05,277 If you can't have me, no one can. 497 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,029 - I never said that. 498 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,657 - You said it in the movie. 499 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,659 - What is that around your neck? 500 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,330 Is that the zapper for the ankle monitor? 501 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,748 Where did you get that? 502 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,625 - I got it out of your pants. 503 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,962 It's the only thing I got out of your pants tonight. 504 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,755 - Wait, wait, wait... 505 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,508 Cal-- let's just calm down, Angela, okay? 506 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,426 Everything's okay. 507 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,095 Let's not do anything stupid-- 508 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,764 [zapping] 509 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,308 Angela! Angela! 510 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,310 No! Angela! 511 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,645 Angela, wake up. 512 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,522 Wake up. Angela, come on, wake up. 513 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:42,815 Wake up. 514 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,525 [stirring] 515 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,527 Oh, thank God! 516 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,570 Thank God you're okay. 517 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,864 Oh, sweetheart. 518 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,826 What can I do? What can I do to make you feel better? 519 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,744 Anything. 520 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,877 Anything at all. 521 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,316 [Angela giggles] 522 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,485 [eerie theme music] 523 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:31,030 S&T 34758

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