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[man whistling
12 Days of Christmas]
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[deep sigh]
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- I love Christmas.
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[resumes whistling]
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MAN: Hello?
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- Dr. Avison?
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- Yes?
- Oh, thank God, it's you.
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I was hoping you could find it
in your heart
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to take a new patient tonight?
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- This is my private home.
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How did you get
this address?
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- Do you not take walk-ins?
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- No. It's Christmas Eve.
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- I know.
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It's a difficult night
for so many,
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especially the lonely.
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I just need someone
to talk to.
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- I'm sorry, I can't.
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- Is that because
it's Christmas Eve,
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or because you have
another patient?
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Because I can assure you,
whatever is going on with
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this other guy,
I've got it way worse.
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- Look, I-I'm trying to be
patient with you...
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- No, I'm trying to be
a patient with you, get it?
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- Okay, good night.
- Santa! Wait.
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Oh, my God, it's you.
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I missed you so much.
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Nobody believes like
they used to.
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[phone unlocks]
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Oh, oh, good.
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You're calling Nick
to cancel, huh?
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It's fine,
he's a new patient.
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- No, you're an intruder.
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I'm calling the police.
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How did you know all that?
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- Okay, okay, okay,
you got me.
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I'm sorry, I-- 1 lied,
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but there's a very good
explanation, okay?
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It's just the holidays.
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They're so...
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Wait, what is that?
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- What?
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- Something on your face.
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- What? Where?
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- No, it's on the other side.
It's right here.
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[grunting]
[snapping]
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Oh, that's a nice
holiday sweater.
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I like those glasses, too.
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[door knocking]
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Hello?
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MAN: Dr. Avison?
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- Yes?
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- It's me, Nick Green.
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We spoke on the phone earlier
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about an emergency
new patient appointment.
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- Yes, yes.
Of course, of course.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I just need a moment.
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I'm wrapping up
one last present.
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- Okay. Thank you so much
for seeing me tonight.
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You're a lifesaver.
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[eerie theme music]
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- To top it all off,
I'm totally fucking broke.
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I have nothing.
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I have no friends.
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I'm just so sad.
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- Yeah.
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- So sad all the time.
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- Well, Nick...
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I'm really proud of you.
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- [sighs] Thanks.
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- I can't believe
you're still alive.
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- What?
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- I mean, were you not
listening to yourself?
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Dead mom, divorce,
money issues,
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about to spend your first
Christmas Eve alone?
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I've had patients kill
themselves for much less.
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I mean, I gotta be honest,
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I don't know what
to do with you, Nick.
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I mean, I guess there's...
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There's one thing
we could try.
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It's a little dangerous, though.
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- What?
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- Okay, Nick, scoot over.
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Okay? It's okay.
It's okay.
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It's okay. All right.
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Nick, are you a believer?
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- In what?
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- You have not once
mentioned the big guy
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in this entire conversation.
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- You mean like God?
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- No, the big guy.
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Up north.
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Way up north.
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[whistling Joy to the World]
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I can't believe
I'm going to do this,
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but I'm working on
an experimental new therapy.
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Very dangerous.
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It's called Come to Santa.
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- Um, I don't--
- It's just like Gremlins, okay?
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Look, you're about my age,
remember?
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We saw Gremlins
as young boys, right?
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And remember when
Phoebe Cates,
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she gives that
beautiful monologue,
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her dad comes down the chimney
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dressed as Santa Claus,
and he dies.
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And it messed us up.
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Because we stopped believing
in Santa way too young,
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and we associate
that trauma with him,
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and with our dads.
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That horrific trauma.
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I'm telling you,
you give me one night
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and I can fix you, Nick.
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- Oh...
- But I do need to film it.
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- Um...
- I'm will waive your fee.
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I'm going to pay you $1,000
for your time.
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- Look, man, this...
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I'm pretty skeptical
about all this.
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- Oh, oh, you're skeptical?
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Oh, Santa. Santa.
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He's skeptical. He's skeptical.
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You wanna know
why you're skeptical?
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Because you don't believe
anymore.
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You don't believe in anything.
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That's why we have to go
all the way back,
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all the way back to Santa.
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Because if you can
believe in him, Nick,
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you can believe in anything.
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Even that you can
be happy again.
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- Um...
- Come on, what're you gonna do?
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You're gonna go home,
you're gonna slit
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both of your wrists
and bleed out in the bathtub?
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That's lose-lose for both of us.
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Let's do it.
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- How you doing in there,
buddy?
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Oh!
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Sweetheart, look at you.
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How do you feel?
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- Honestly, uh,
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I always wanted
Christmas jammies.
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- Yeah, me too.
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- My mom, she-- my mom
worked all the time.
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She didn't have any money.
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We didn't have any money.
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There was hardly
any presents.
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- Yeah, that's what happens
when dads leave their sons when
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they're seven years old
and they never come back.
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- I-I never told you
when my dad left.
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How do you know that?
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- You know, Nick,
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This is not your fault.
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- What?
- It's not your fault.
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- Yeah, I know...
- It's not your fault, Nick.
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- I know...
- It's not your fault.
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- I never I thought it was.
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A lot of other people
had it way worse.
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- No!
- Jesus.
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- Sorry, I didn't mean
to frighten you,
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but that is a hard no, Nick.
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- Okay.
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- Trauma is relative,
and this is your trauma.
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Your daddy left you, baby.
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He left you with nothing
to believe in,
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not even Santa, okay?
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Okay?
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- Okay.
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I know. Okay.
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- Well, congratulations,
Nicholas.
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You just passed step one.
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Merry Christmas.
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- Is this
absolutely necessary?
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- Yes, it's absolutely
necessary.
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Come on in and close the door.
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And...
[door closes]
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Come sit on Santa's lap.
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What happens
in Santa's workshop,
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stays in Santa's workshop.
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Come on.
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- Come on, come on.
- Okay.
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- There we go.
All right, now,
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tell Santa what you
want for Christmas.
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- Um, I...
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I want to be happy.
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- Nah, that doesn't work.
That's not a thing.
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Okay? I need
something specific.
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What do you want?
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You mean a toy car
or something?
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- No, Nick,
I don't mean a toy car
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because you're a grown man.
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I can feel your fully
descended testicles
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on my leg right now.
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Something specific.
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What is at the root
of your trauma?
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- 1-1 don't know.
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I don't know what's at
the root of my trauma.
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- Yes, you do, we've been
talking about this all night.
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Come on.
It's your...
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Your...
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D.. da...
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- My dad?
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- Yes, Captain Obvious!
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You want your dad to come back
on Christmas morning,
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and Santa can help
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bring him to you,
but you have to ask.
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- Listen, I appreciate what
you're trying to do here,
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but I honestly-- I don't
think this is for me--
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- Oh, for the love of Frosty.
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All right, get the camera.
Come on.
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I wasn't planning on doing this
until much later in the process
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but you forced my hand,
you doubting Thomas.
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You want proof Santa's real?
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Come on. Come on.
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You ready?
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- Yeah.
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- There it is.
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Took this picture when
I was ten years old.
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In a room not unlike this one,
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except it was much darker.
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Had my Polaroid camera hidden
under my pillow.
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I heard the footsteps
coming down the hall,
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the creak of the door.
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Saw the white beard
peeking in.
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He said, "Shhh,
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don't tell anyone."
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And then I snapped
the picture!
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I know, I know.
It's a shock
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when you see him in the flesh
for the first time.
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I mean, I myself,
I can barely remember
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anything from that night.
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- How do you know that
wasn't just some guy
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in a Santa suit that
came into your room?
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- What are you talking about?
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- I mean, that could've
been anyone.
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- [scoffs]
I don't think so.
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No.
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He brought presents,
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and there was the celery
and the carrots.
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Oh, and he left a note.
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- Yeah, the parents
do all that.
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- No.
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No, don't you project your
daddy trauma onto me?
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What're you, what are
you trying to say here?
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That it wasn't Santa
that came into my room,
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but just some random guy?
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And the reason I can't
remember it is because what?
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Because he raped me?
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- Oh...
- That's, that's insane.
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Where'd you get a crazy idea
like that from?
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- Um. Look, man...
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This has been super helpful,
but here, I...
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- No, no, no, no, no, no--
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- I just--
- Don't turn this around on me.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
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- I think you got some
things you gotta process.
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- This is your trauma,
not mine.
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We're working on you tonight.
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I am fine.
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I am fi-- 1 am fine!
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[descending footsteps]
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- Okay.
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Dr. A?
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- I Deck the Halls
with boughs of holly ♪
263
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♪ Egg-a-egg-a-nog,
a-nog-nog-nog ♪
264
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,408
You're just in time
for caroling and egg-a-nog.
265
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,993
Here, here...
- No, I-- look.
266
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,953
Um. Thank you.
But, um,
267
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,246
1, 1, 1 gotta go.
268
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,622
- No, no, no.
Why do you need to go?
269
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,082
We're almost done
with the program.
270
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,167
Come on, have some nog.
- No, no, maybe, um,
271
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,670
you mentioned earlier,
a thousand dollars.
272
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:19,382
I was thinking maybe
I could just take half.
273
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,633
Maybe...
274
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,303
Could, could we do that?
275
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,096
- You want half of the money
276
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,890
because you've finished
half of the program?
277
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,560
- Yeah.
278
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,437
- You feel good about that?
279
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,564
- I--1 feel
pretty good about it.
280
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,985
- So if you went
to the blood bank,
281
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,655
and you gave them half a bag
of blood, you'd ask
282
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,032
for half the...
that's not how it works.
283
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,366
You gotta give the full bag
of blood, Nick.
284
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,659
Come on, I think
you're just nervous.
285
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,661
Have some nog.
Let's finish this thing.
286
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,787
- 1 don't like nog...
287
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,205
- Well, that's part
of the problem.
288
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,290
You need to get in
the Christmas spirit.
289
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,541
- But I'm lactose-intolerant.
290
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,043
- Well, this is soy nog,
so it's okay.
291
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,128
- I just don't like to--
- Drink the nog, Nick!
292
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,504
Yes!
293
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,631
Okay. Down the hatch.
294
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,717
- [Nick sighs]
- Come on.
295
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,677
- And then like...
296
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,347
- Yeah, absolutely,
absolutely.
297
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,474
Yes!
298
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,351
Now all we have left
299
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,102
is the grand finale, Nick.
300
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,645
- Grand finale?
- Yes.
301
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,522
Tomorrow morning when
Santa comes down that chimney
302
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,524
right there and we get final
proof that he's real.
303
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,026
When you finally
come to Santa...
304
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,903
- Tomorrow? No, man.
I gotta get home.
305
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,654
- What are you going
to do at home, Nick?
306
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,907
What are you, gonna watch
Looney Toons cartoons ona TV
307
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,950
in your sad trailer where you
put a gun in your mouth
308
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,494
looking at pictures
of your dead ex-wife?
309
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,371
- 1 don't know what that is.
Is that Gremlins?
310
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,039
- No, that is Mel Gibson
in Lethal Weapon.
311
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,832
Gremlins is when the guy
falls down and breaks his neck.
312
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,084
- Come on, just stay--
- Look, man...
313
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,668
I don't want
any more nog, man.
314
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,212
Look, I'm trying to
be nice, okay?
315
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,714
But you clearly have
issues with your dad, okay?
316
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,757
And I, I don't...
317
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,134
- Stop saying
my dad raped me.
318
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,678
That's not cool, especially
on Christmas Eve.
319
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,389
- Come on...
- I'm sorry, where's--
320
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,766
Where's my bag?
321
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,351
My bag?
322
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,229
- Your bag?
- Yeah.
323
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,397
- I don't know.
324
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,940
Where'd you leave it?
325
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,025
- I left it...
326
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,819
I left it down...
327
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,112
- Oh.
328
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,280
Wait, are you okay, Nick?
329
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,242
- I'm fine...
330
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,786
- Wait a minute.
331
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,704
Did you have
too much egg nog?
332
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,583
- Wha...
333
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,378
- Oh, no.
334
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,255
[snoring]
335
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,215
Twas the night
before Christmas
336
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,717
and all through the house,
337
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,096
not a creature was stirring.
338
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,764
[breathing calms]
339
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,269
Good night, sweetheart.
340
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,401
[whispering]
Nick.
341
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,320
Nick!
342
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,822
- [moaning]
- Nick.
343
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,490
Wake up. Wake up.
344
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,950
It's Christmas.
345
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,493
It's Christmas!
346
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,288
And Nick, he came.
[Joy to the World playing]
347
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,456
Oh, he came,
348
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,790
and brought prezzies!
349
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,876
And the carrots and celery.
350
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,836
He ate it all.
Nick, Nick.
351
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,629
I filmed it. I got proof.
352
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,465
Come and see. Come and see.
353
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,091
And the best part is,
354
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,177
I don't think anybody
got raped.
355
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,137
Okay, sit. Sit, sit.
356
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,972
Come on. Sit.
357
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,932
Here. Look.
358
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,309
Look.
359
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,812
Oop!
360
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,151
Sneaky little bugger.
361
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,701
[on tape] Okay.
362
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,203
Here we go.
363
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:39,499
Ooh, you're heavier.
364
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,501
[grunting]
365
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,089
You're little,
but you're heavy.
366
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,301
- Is this-- is that's Santa?
367
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,305
- No, that's...
that's-- that's somebody else.
368
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,057
- Oh...
- Shh, shh, shh.
369
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,184
Wait, here's my favorite part.
Look, look, look, look.
370
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,189
Oh, what's that?
371
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,025
Oh, it's your prezzie!
372
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,902
Nick, it's your present!
373
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,029
Come on, don't you wanna
open your prezzie?
374
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
Come on.
375
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,991
- Where am I?
376
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,451
- Okay, all right.
377
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,744
Come on.
378
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,371
You need a little help.
379
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,414
A little help here.
Here we go.
380
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,124
Ooh, it's a big one.
381
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,253
Oh, sounds like
a good one, Nick.
382
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,879
It sounds like a good one.
Come on!
383
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,339
Open it. Come on.
384
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,924
- Where's my bag?
385
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,050
- Y-- your bag?
386
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,636
Nick, who cares about
your bag?
387
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,055
It's Christmas,
and Santa came.
388
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,890
Come on! Okay.
389
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,059
Here we go, here we go.
390
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,727
Ooh!
391
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,312
Where is it?
392
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,273
It's really deep in there.
393
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,067
Okay. Okay.
394
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,735
Nick. Nick!
395
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,154
It's in there.
It's in there.
396
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,281
- My bag?
397
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,116
- Yes, it's your bag.
398
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,993
Go get it.
399
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,883
- D... Dad?
- Yes! Yes!
400
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,802
39 years ago, he left you.
401
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,139
And this whole time, he's been
living two towns away.
402
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,099
And Santa brought him to you
403
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,976
on Christmas morning.
404
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,062
Nick, how do you feel?
405
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,316
- [head splatters]
- Oh, jeez!
406
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,944
Wait. No, no,
no, no, Nick, no!
407
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,779
No, don't leave,
don't leave!
408
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,906
Nick! Wait!
409
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,827
You haven't forgiven him yet!
410
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,046
[singsongy]
Nick?
411
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,178
Nick?
412
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,832
Nick?
413
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,085
It's okay.
414
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,171
You didn't need to run away.
415
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,215
I'm not going to hurt you.
416
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,816
Oh, somebody taking a tubby?
417
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,363
Where are you?
418
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,826
Seriously.
419
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,579
Oh.
420
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,081
Okay.
421
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,589
Shh.
422
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,634
Don't tell anyone.
423
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,308
[floor creaks]
424
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,605
Ooh, come on, Nick.
425
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,450
[hangers clatter]
[screaming]
426
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,285
[loud thudding]
427
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,833
Nick?
428
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,011
What happened?
429
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,814
[laughing]
Oh, sweetheart.
430
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,524
You fell!
431
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,614
Huh.
432
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,616
Just like Gremlins.
433
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,160
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