All language subtitles for Red_Shoe_Diaries_S03E06_480p_WEBRip_BTW_30NAMA

Thank you.

You know, I usually don't fool around,
darling.

But my wife's in Hawaii.

And if I don't get some before sundown,
I'm liable to break out in pimples.

And God knows I couldn't take that.

Oh,

you got a big dog.

Oh, don't you worry about that dog.

Oh, yeah.

You have the right to remain silent,
even though I'd like you to yell more.

Anything you say can be healthy.

Oh,

you're so strong.

Oh, baby, yeah. You're so big. Oh, I'm
so glad your wife isn't home. Oh, me

too, girl. Do it. Oh, man. All right.
Hey, Blake.

Come on, put the gun down. Drop your
hands off. Come on.

Come on, that's loaded. Drop your pants!

Look, it's going to be big. It's going
to be big. Oh, I like big.

Yeah, baby, big. A big old mansion with
a pool.

And Beverly Hills. And Beverly Hills,
baby. A big old tennis court. A big old

wolf range to cook in. As long as it's
big, because like I said, I like big.

That's because you're bad, too.

It's destiny, baby.

Oh, it's love at first sight. Oh, it's
karma, baby. We're bad.

Love at first sight.

He was a roofer.

I was working at a garden center.

We met on our lunch break, and we kind
of altered the course of each other's

lives. You hear about it and you read
about it, but man, oh man, when it

happens, wow.

It's like you fasten your seatbelt and
hold on for the ride.

You've got to promise me that now that
I've found you, you're never going to

let me go. I promise that I will love
you forever and ever with all my heart

and all my soul. Yeah!

See, I was telling you, I'm psychic. I
knew it. Some people call it a gut

feeling. Yeah. You know, it's like it
makes your fucking dick stand right up

on end.

Remember the plan I was telling you
about?

Ooh, see that? See my little finger
twitching? I got this psychic ability.

It's starting to range with me right
now. What is it? What is it? Well, it's

gestating. I can't tell you exactly.
It's bubbling up through the gray matter

of my mind right now. Oh, my God. What
is it? Get a pencil. Get a pencil. It's

starting to etch itself out in the
region of my brain. What is it? Tell me.

Oh, my God. It's, it's, it's, it's.

Do you see it? Do you see it? What? Tell
me. It's a $10 million price tag. That's

all it's going to cost. It's $10
million.

$10 million. And we can do it. We can do
it.

Oh, God.

Oh, hold on. There it comes. Oh, it's
bubbling through me. Oh, my God. It's

coming up to my spine.

There it is in my head.

Oh, I got a letter. Write it down. It's
a V.

It's a V.

It's a V.

Vagina. Vagina. Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one. Wait, I got another

letter. Hold on. Hold on. I feel it. I
feel it coming.

It's an E.

It's an E. Vanna. Vanna writes a goddamn
E down.

Woo.

Hold on. I got another one.

I got another one. It's a G.

It's a G.

It's definitely a G.

Good.

Yeah, yeah. This is real good. Hold on.
I got another one. I got another one.

Here it comes. Here it comes. Wait,
wait, wait.

Damn, there it is.

It's an A.

A. A.

Apocalyptic. Yeah, that's a good word.
That's a good word. Apocalyptic. Oh, the

last one.

It's not it. Oh, God. I'm getting a
little dizzy. I'm getting a little

dizzy. Here it comes.

It's coming. It's a swerving one. What
is it? It's an S. S. It's an S.

S. Sucks.

Sucks. Spell it. Spell it. What's that
spell?

B. E.

G. A.

S. Vegas.

Woo.

Fucking. Vegas. Vegas.

excited. You okay?

You look so pretty.

Tell me you like your dress.

I love your dress.

Work the polka dots.

I love polka dots.

You know, I had a polka dotted dress
once.

It was a prom dress. It was my high
school prom.

And I had the cutest boyfriend.

Nothing like me, though.

He was almost as cute as Harry.

Well. Maybe even a little cuter.

Yeah, we had a great time.

Bought a six-pack of beer.

A little weed.

We never even made it to the prom.

We started drinking and smoking, and
then the next thing you knew, we ended

up in the tattoo parlor getting tattoos.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I used to
have some polka dot tennis shoes when I

was a little boy, and there was this
girl that lived next door to me.

I don't know if she was potty trained,
but we used to play doctor all the time,

and my God, I swear she'd tinkle every
time I gave her an examination.

Get on in there.

You know, I also had some polka-dotted
shoes, I think.

Yeah.

Speaking of polka-dot, a friend of mine
polka-dotted his car once.

Yeah, I tried to admit that old
polka-dot car.

I actually used to have a polka-dot
puppy that got stepped on by a polka-dot

horde. It really broke up my first wife.
But, uh, that's another story for you,

darling.

I'm Cecilia and this is Harry.

Hi. We're very pleased to meet you.

Then one day there's somebody there down
on his knees asking you to marry him.

And even though he isn't the biggest
fish in the pond, you go and you buy

yourself a nice wedding dress, head on
out to Vegas.

And on the way he tells you he's got
this problem.

He has this little problem he's been
keeping a secret all of his life.

And I am.

burning up with anticipation. And I tell
you, it's not because of a judge's heat.

It's because I have been saving myself.

And so I say in my life, just about to
be married, boy, so

tell me about your problem, sweetheart.

And he lets it out.

I mean, out loud.

I mean, he actually said it to me.

What was it, sweetheart? You can tell
us.

He said... Yeah?

That he... Yeah?

What, get it up?

That's not funny. I'm sorry.

Don't say that. That's not funny. You're
making fun of me.

Sorry, I didn't mean it. By the way it
sounded, it just happens to some guys.

It never happened to me personally, but
it happened.

You are making fun of me. No, I'm not
making fun of you. I'm sorry.

If somebody doesn't make love to me in
the next five minutes, I am going to

blow my brains out.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I can't stand it anymore.

Lady, put the gun down. Please, pull
this car over right now.

Otherwise, I am going to blow my brains
out.

Yes, ma'am.

Don't even say it. You've got to be
kidding me.

Yes, ma'am.

I can't. I just can't.

That's okay, ma'am.

I was a little stiff my first time, too.

That's very kind of you to share that
with me, but there's another reason why

I can't.

It's not because I don't find you
attractive, because I do.

I really do.

It's just that, well, I've got this tiny
little inheritance problem to solve

first.

My dear daddy, before he died, he...

Put this tiny clause in his will.

It said, precious honey.

That's what he liked to call me.

Precious.

He said, if you want that $10 million
inheritance that's coming to you, well,

there's just a couple of tiny
stipulations that I'm sure won't cause

you any problem whatsoever.

Now, let me guess, ma'am.

A, you got to be married.

And B, you got to be a virgin on your
wedding night.

A loving money, a loving money A little
love and a whole lot of money You

wait and you wait And all of a sudden
You find yourself

in a lovely, lovely Honeymoon suite in
Las Vegas,

Nevada

and his lovely, lovely sweetheart.

Now, I know it may seem a little out of
the ordinary, but under the

circumstances, having waited so long,
well, it just seems perfectly

natural.

Oh, precious, we just want your wedding
night to be all that it can be.

Young man, do you think you could help
me out of this threat?

I just bought myself the most precious
pin wine the hotel can show.

And I'll just excuse myself and go over
there into that room and we'll put it

on.

Excuse me, ma'am, but... Before

we get started on this all-it-can-be
honeymoon night,

do you mind if we have a little
conversation about that

$10 million inheritance you were talking
about?

Oh, darling, not...

out of here i don't think we can trust
her she's your wife baby goddamn girl

whose side are you on our side we're
gonna be rich yeah

yeah we're bad baby we're bad baby we're
bad

yeah we're bad

Gorgeous, darling.

Gorgeous.

I just have one itty-bitty little favor
to ask of you.

Would you be considering it too much of
an inconvenience to talk me through my

first time like you started to do in the
country?

I must say, I found it most helpful.

Now are you saying you want my Harry to
start off where you left off in the

country?

Yes, darling.

I found the metal of the car against my
skin most exciting.

Maybe we could recreate that desired
effect right here on this little old

bed. Oh, excellent idea.

Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh...

Getting down on your knees.

That's something a man usually does when
he's courting.

Now it's why.

Well, darling, that's...

You're rushing, honey.

You've got to take it slow.

Here, let me show you. Here, take this
and film it just in case you need to

refer to it in the future.

See, you've got to take it slow and take
your time.

You can't rush it.

The most important thing in life is to
make sure this lasts as long as

possible.

Watch it, honey.

You have to just get in the water and

let the current do the work.

I think I got the idea. Why don't you
let me try?

You don't need to ask. It's your
husband.

Come on, darling.

No, baby.

You are floating.

Don't teach me, baby.

Go on, teach me.

Oh, God, am I flirting too fast?

No, honey, you're doing great. I'm doing
just fine.

Here, let me just step in just for a
minute.

Darling,

are you sure that's the... first time
you ever did that.

probably have it figured out by now, Red
Shoes, that A, Precious was not an

heiress. There was no $10 million.

B, she was not even from the South.

She was from upstate New York, but her
accent was good.

And C, which I know is going to be hard
for you to believe, Precious was

definitely not a virgin.

That's what you were saying.

You said she wasn't a virgin.

I argued with you.

You were right.

I apologize.

If you let me help you take the weight
off your wings, you'll be up in the sky.

The memory can hold you.

The truth will set you free, set you
free.

And I'll be dancing with you, you'll be
dancing with me.