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Hey! Too far!
It's ominous down there!
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So go get it ominously!
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It's okay, little girl.
We'll take it from here.
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Actually,
we'll take it from here.
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Actually,
we'll take it from here.
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Gentlemen!
We'll take it from here.
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Who's that?
What did he say?
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He's FBI!
He says he'll take it from here!
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He can say that all he wants,
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but we tend to take it
from here.
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- Every time.
- Not this time.
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Wait, Troy,
what the hell?
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Sorry, Bob.
I've always been MIB.
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Yes, but you've never been
Majestic Level.
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- Hank, what the hell?
- Sorry, Tyler.
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Okay. Wow. I guess you guys
are taking it from here.
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You think I'm taking
anything from anywhere
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with this guy ever again?
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Good point.
Why don't you two pricks
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just take everything
from everywhere?
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What do you think?
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You want to take it from here?
With me?
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My whole life, I've been
taking things from places.
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Today it's from here,
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tomorrow it'll be
God knows what
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from God knows where.
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Just once,
I'd like to give it from here,
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to someone
who can take it anywhere...
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That's beautiful, gentlemen,
but unnecessary.
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Troy. Bob. Hank. Tyler.
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- Yes, sir.
- Mister President. Sir.
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- We'll take it from here.
- Is that the President?
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I-I can't hear anything
that's going on.
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We thought we were
taking it from here...
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My partner of 15 years
just revealed...
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- ...but the President is!
- ...they're a stranger!
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I refuse to take this
personally,
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but I will never trust
anyone again!
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I couldn't parse most of that,
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so I'm assuming the Coast Guard
is taking it from here?
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- No!
- Okay!
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That's all you had to say!
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God-uh!
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How does the Loch Ness Monster
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wash up in Miami
wearing a prison jumpsuit?
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Is Scotland exporting insanity
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and doesn't Florida
have a surplus?
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That jumpsuit isn't
from a normal prison.
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It's from The Triangle,
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America's secret
maximum security prison
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at the heart
of the Bermuda Triangle.
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We have
a paranormal Guantanamo?
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Well, we can't put a ghost
in a regular prison, Banks.
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Because they would love it.
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Because they'd walk
through the walls.
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Unless they were ghost walls.
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Oh, and you don't think
they'd love that?
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The Triangle is supposed
to be a sealed box.
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But pointier.
With less sides.
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This is the fourth escape
in three years.
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Hm.
It's almost like a sealed,
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pointy box full of bad stuff
eventually erupts.
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They should invent
a name for that.
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Lava pyramid.
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Our monster prison
isn't leaking monsters
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because of chaos theory,
dorkatron.
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All of these escapees
have happened under one warden.
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And look at this--
every single escapee
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was registered in
the prison logs as deceased
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before they could
have possibly escaped.
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They're getting help
from the inside.
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Corrupt guards?
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Or you think it goes
all the way up to the warden?
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I don't get paid to think.
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I mean, I do a little,
but I get results through action.
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It's time the Triangle
got a surprise inspection.
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Marine style.
White gloves and armored boots.
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With fine-toothed combs
on the toes of the boots.
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3D-printed to fit
the insides of asses.
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I am so pumped for this.
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Good, because you're going in
undercover.
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- As an inmate.
- Wait, wha--sir?
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It does makes sense to go in
from the top and the bottom.
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We'd never know
which guards are corrupt
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by asking a warden
that's complicit or oblivious.
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You're a man I can trust,
and, as a half-leprechaun,
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you'd be fast-tracked
to the Triangle.
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I'm a man you can trust because
I hate that I'm half-leprechaun.
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I literally never lie.
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I can't pretend
to be a criminal.
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Who says you'd be pretending,
you fancy,
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gold-sucking, rainbow-loving
piece of shit?
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- Sir.
- No. No.
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I know what you're doing.
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I stole yer lucky charms,
me boy!
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What--what is happening?
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He's trying to goad me
into assaulting him
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by saying lepre-phobic shit,
which makes zero sense
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because I'm already ashamed
of my paranormal ethnicity.
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You love your mother.
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Damn! Can't believe I got
put next to the guy
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who assaulted the President
with a stapler.
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What'd they get you for?
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Eh, lured some schoolgirls
into the woods,
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made 'em stab each other.
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But they got me on tax evasion.
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Sorry, I-I gotta sit down.
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Actually kind of excited, sir.
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It's my first recon mission.
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And based on our
recent field work,
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I've adopted a more versatile
system of safety protocols.
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Don't nerf yourself
for my sake, Banks.
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I do dangerous work, and I need
dangerous people on my team.
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Whew!
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Faster than a velociraptor,
but still slower than a baby yeti.
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Also, how dangerous do you
really want your people?
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Our country has a secret
detention center for freaks,
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and your only problem
is that sometimes they get out.
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It's not a prison
for quirky X-Men
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and sexy scissorhands,
Banks.
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It's the only place capable
of housing literal monsters
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that commit actual crimes.
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So I should be a dangerous freak
but never a criminal monster.
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- And the difference is?
- You're on my team.
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Mr. President!
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We're entering the Triangle's
outer fringe!
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This is as far
as Air Force One can go.
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What?
But we're still in the air.
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Yep.
Time to change planes.
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Deploying umbilical!
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Secured and ready
for passengers!
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Hello, Mister President!
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Welcome aboard!
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Thanks for the assist,
Amelia.
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Wait, Amelia?
As in Earhart?
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- The one and only, dollface.
- Ooh!
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She's the only pilot that can
navigate the Bermuda Triangle.
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FDR's people found her here
flying in circles,
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so they put her in charge
of Triangle transit.
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Classic FDR,
just giving out jobs.
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Then Truman gave me
these babies!
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Yes!
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So...she can never land?
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Wouldn't want to, kid!
Love flying.
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Landing?
That's for cars!
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- Uhh...
- We're here!
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Here, put this on.
We parachute from here.
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Okay, fun. Huge fan.
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Thank you for all
you've done for Americans.
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And women.
And lesbians.
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You're welcome!
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Wait, people are
still doing labels?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Alright, Banks, no matter
what this guy says or does,
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remember we're not here
to make friends.
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Mister President.
Warden Ken Jeffries.
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Save the pleasantries,
Warden.
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I'm here
for a full inspection.
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Loud and clear, sir.
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That's how we did it
in the Marines.
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You're a Marine?
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Three-Eight, Camp Lawson,
Okinawa.
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- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!
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- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!
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- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!
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- Oo-rah!
- Yeah!
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Oooooo-rah!
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Um, guys?
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My office is this way.
Want to march?
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I was just gonna say!
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I don't know
what I've been told!
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I've been told
what I've been told!
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Spirits! Aliens!
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Mutants and Goo-gas!
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Welcome to The Triangle!
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You are here because
you have haunted, morphed,
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doppelganged, eaten,
or maliciously laid eggs
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in the greatest country
on Earth.
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Your kingdom
is a fleeting dream.
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If death cannot contain me,
how will you?
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I am Dracu--
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Well, in here,
you are Prisoner 7-5-6-2.
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If you open your mouth,
we will shut it.
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If you extend a second,
telescoping mouth,
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we will teleport you
into solid rock.
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I don't want to hear
a single villain monologue
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from you worms or a single worm
monologue from you villains.
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From here on out, your ass,
ovipositor, pellet tube,
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fecal portal,
or possessed car trunk
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belongs to me!
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Triangle mint
on a triangle tray?
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- Thanks.
- I'm good.
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I know what you're thinking--
"That's a pretty pointy shape
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to base an entire prison's
interior decor around."
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But half of these animals
have razor-sharp bones,
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and the other half can suck
your soul through your nostrils,
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so why use a plastic
butter knife, right?
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I'm mostly worried
about the very large,
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triangular trophy displayed
on that remarkably high shelf.
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Ah! You're thinking
if there's a big riot
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and a climactic showdown
in this office,
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I'll end up impaled
by a symbol of my hubris.
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Well, if so,
I'll welcome that death.
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Oo-rah!
But also we should talk about
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how your prisoners
escape a lot.
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You're damn right we should.
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This prison needs to be
locked down and sealed tight.
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I've got a thousand guards,
and I can trust about 50.
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- And they're all marines.
- Marines!
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Guys, maybe we could
take a look at the site
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of the Loch Ness Monster
escape?
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I mean, it's just a wall
with a big hole in it,
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but if you really think
looking at it will help...
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Sorry.
I brought my boss.
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Hey, Mister Newbie,
can I ask you a question?
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Are you gonna squeal
like a piggy when I...
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rend and mince
the soft puckered flesh
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of your sphincter?
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Yeah, yeah.
You're a Soul Ganderer.
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You can't touch people
that don't look at you.
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He'll try to get you
with a mirror tonight.
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I don't need a prison tutor.
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Oh, that's probably true.
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You are doing better
than Dracula.
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Blah. Blah.
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Blah.
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Hey.
Nosfor-cock-tu.
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You'll never be cool.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, you scanning
the room?
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It's my job to scan.
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He didn't mean any harm,
Metaldetectoid.
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If I want any information
from you, I'll scan you.
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The only thing
I'm scanning right now
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is this half-breed's
triangle jello.
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You should recalibrate.
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Ah!
Ah, shit, my lens!
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It's pretty crazy
he didn't scan that coming.
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Oh, my God,
I-I'm seeing color bars!
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This is where Nessie got out.
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Triple-plated steel.
Electrified.
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Voltage wasn't
Scottish Dinosaur-rated, though.
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- That's on me.
- Takes a man to admit that.
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What are all these doors?
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Part of my new
inmate work initiative.
246
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,186
We have the prisoners
paint the doors.
247
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,687
I got the idea
from "Monsters, Inc."
248
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,605
Huh?
249
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,231
I got a prison
full of monsters, right?
250
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,691
- Why not put 'em to work?
- Right, right.
251
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,984
Like a one-eyed Billy Crystal.
252
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,487
That's what I called
my wiener in the Marines.
253
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,614
Hey!
Do that thing differently!
254
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,157
Sir, this is getting
ridiculous.
255
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,700
You've completely dropped
your standards
256
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,035
and are letting this guy
slide on everything
257
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,620
- because he's a Marine.
- That's accurate.
258
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,205
But is that
what a Marine would do?
259
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,873
Nice try.
The answer is yes.
260
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,000
Because the marines are
pre-vetted by the Marines.
261
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,002
If you can be a Marine,
you can do anything.
262
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,254
As long as there's a Pixar movie
to guide you, I guess?
263
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,465
Would it be more rational
for them to make license plates?
264
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,841
Did that trope ever make sense?
265
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,593
He's just making
the place efficient.
266
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,095
Like the Post Office.
267
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,138
Ooh, goddamn,
I love the Post Office.
268
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,307
- Friends, my apologies.
- No problem.
269
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,809
You said you had
a voltage issue?
270
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,893
Should we look at
your power grid?
271
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,436
That is
next to the game room.
272
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,771
- Oo-rah!
- Oo-rah!
273
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:05,814
- Oo-rah!
- Yeah!
274
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,190
I'm just going to
check out some...
275
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,650
Who cares? You're gone.
276
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,570
Whoa!
Sorry, can't let you do that.
277
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,572
New protocols--
you said no snooping.
278
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,990
Yeah, but I think we just need
279
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,492
to crawl in this hole
and make sure.
280
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,536
Kinda defeats the purpose
of having guidelines.
281
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,913
You want me to deactivate
so you can do some bad shit?
282
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,540
No, no, I want guidelines.
283
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,041
It's just this once, okay?
284
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,127
If I do it again, you can
double down on the restrictions.
285
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,587
Sounds like a slippery slope,
but alrighty!
286
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,051
Hey. Those guards--
287
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,886
you think they could help
move some contraband?
288
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,513
Yar! Narc much?
289
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,265
Yar-har-har-har!
290
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,183
He heard a rumor
you're an undercover cop.
291
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,768
Why would anyone think that?
292
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,270
Eh, I can't speak for them.
293
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,814
Me, I've got telepathic
filaments in my tentacles,
294
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,234
so I actually know you're
working for The President.
295
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,403
Hey, relax.
I'm telling you I know
296
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,405
because I want you to find
what you're looking for
297
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,906
before you get killed.
298
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,825
- And what am I looking for?
- It's not what.
299
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,743
- It's where.
- And where is that?
300
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,580
- Mm, let's just say you're--
- Will you fucking stop?
301
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,708
So-rry! God-uh!
302
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,919
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
303
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,087
Ahh! Ugh!
304
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,213
Ugh! Ugh!
305
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,423
Jesus!
306
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,887
"Prisoner Not Found."
Why am I not surprised?
307
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,058
- Ow! What the hell?
- Hi again!
308
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,477
Looks like you're about to jack
into a dead sentient android.
309
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,897
- That's bad.
- I'm just accessing its memory,
310
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,732
probably to bring its killers
to justice.
311
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,568
But you said to double down
if you broke protocol again.
312
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,611
Oh, my God.
313
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,864
If I do something actually bad,
you can make it hurt.
314
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,533
Until then, override and
give me some damn flexibility.
315
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,620
Don't yell at me.
You programmed me.
316
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,873
Ahhh!
I-I can't take it anymore!
317
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,833
Hernandez, help me
tighten these restraints.
318
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,294
Is it a weird time to say
I'm morally conflicted about this?
319
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,463
No, it's the perfect time,
Hernandez!
320
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,131
Ahhh!
321
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,093
I need to find Hernandez.
322
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,262
Ugh.
323
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,514
Okay.
Side quest completed.
324
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,600
That's it. East Wing.
325
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,935
That's where Nessie went?
326
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,145
Guards tried to take him there,
and he went berserk.
327
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,814
Hell, I don't blame him--
you go there, you never come back.
328
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,441
That's why the escapees
329
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,777
are registered as deceased
before they leave.
330
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,695
They're not being helped
from inside.
331
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,406
They're being marked for death
and doing their best to get out.
332
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,116
Yard time is over, freaks!
333
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,285
Get your ugly asses, carapaces,
334
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,205
and prehensile tails
back inside now!
335
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,915
Not you two.
You know what happens
336
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,209
when inmates try to find out
if we're corrupt, don't ya?
337
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,752
You reveal your corruption?
338
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,128
It's the least we can do.
339
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,381
Hey, Metaldetectoid,
you hungry?
340
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,925
Yeah.
For unfinished beef.
341
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,426
How is this a threat?
342
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,761
I already beat this guy up
in one move.
343
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,429
And by scanning that move,
344
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,015
I extrapolated
your entire combat style.
345
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,393
Prepare to fight...yourself!
346
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,686
Rahh!
347
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,312
Ahh!
348
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,689
Why would fighting yourself
349
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,649
be harder than fighting
a stranger?
350
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,734
I fight myself every day!
351
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,072
Hey! Hey!
Whoa, take it easy!
352
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,783
We get it, man! You're good
at kicking your own ass!
353
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,660
You get a pack of cigs
when you kill 'em.
354
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,412
Use your horns.
He's feisty.
355
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,497
If you think
I'm scared of a leprechaun,
356
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,457
you don't know goat.
357
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,377
You think I'm stupid?
358
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,462
I'm not fighting them
for a pack of cigs!
359
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,923
But I would do it
for a picture of your wife.
360
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,675
Deal.
361
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,635
Mm-mm-mmm.
362
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,763
What's a hot spider like her
even doing with a guy like you?
363
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,223
Maybe it's not really
my wife.
364
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,683
Maybe I've been giving you
photos of spiders
365
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,560
to make you do shit.
366
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,062
Tangled in the web
of my own porn addiction.
367
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,441
We're eagle, globe,
and anchor
368
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,942
We fight
with piss and rancor
369
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,861
Semper Fi, that's my guy
370
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,237
Marines!
371
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,613
Yeah!
372
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,073
It's amazing, isn't it?
373
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,450
We were both soldiers,
374
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,077
and now we're each kings
of our own domains.
375
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,204
In a way, you've got a
harder country to run than I do.
376
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,081
Trying to contain
all these monsters.
377
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,667
Well, if they let me run it
the way I really want,
378
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,210
both of us could be happy.
379
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,713
The world is full
of different folks
380
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,757
And some of them
are monsters
381
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,092
They're not like us,
so lock them up
382
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,220
And seal their screams
forever
383
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,349
If the cells get full,
you cull the herd
384
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,142
And their deaths
will be my--
385
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,644
Ho! Whoa!
Okay, a little extreme.
386
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,104
I didn't know you'd go
full Nazi.
387
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,648
Aren't people who call
people Nazis the real Nazis?
388
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,859
Nope. Answer your phone.
389
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,235
This is Jeffries.
390
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,446
Christ. Alright, I'm coming.
391
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,073
- What was that?
- Fight in the yard.
392
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,408
A new leprenoid killed
20% of Cell Block D.
393
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,785
Uh, about that.
394
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,328
The "leprenoid's" mine.
395
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,455
Before I came, I, uh--
I put him undercover
396
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,749
because I thought you might
be...incompetent.
397
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,793
Oh.
Quite the "oo-rah" move.
398
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,669
Right?
But you can bring him up here.
399
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,088
He won't be causing you
any more trouble.
400
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,798
You're right about that.
401
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,965
"Guard button?"
402
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,425
Oh, wait--what is this?
403
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,094
I'm sorry it had to come
to this, Curtis.
404
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,470
So really it's a door button.
405
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,222
The guards were already
waiting behind the door.
406
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,099
Also, you really think
you can get away with this?
407
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,308
I'm the President!
408
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,143
You're in the Bermuda Triangle.
409
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,104
It would have been weirder
if you'd made it back home.
410
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,272
Rgh! I guess you pushed the
"bag over the head" button?
411
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,190
Ugh!
412
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,236
Huh?
What is--what is this?
413
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,281
Can't believe
I trusted that monster.
414
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,283
- Not always a bad thing, sir.
- O'Doyle?
415
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,536
I came in here
hating these freaks,
416
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,664
but I found kindness
in a radioactive Swamptopus.
417
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,957
Hi.
418
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,458
How radioactive is he?
419
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,710
Like a laptop
on a crotch or...?
420
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,963
Alright, test subjects
are locked in.
421
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,381
Canisters are online.
422
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,966
Begin the extraction!
423
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,552
Aghh! God in heaven!
424
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,097
Sir, I have a technique
for this--
425
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,975
Imagine every scream brings
your mother closer to orgasm.
426
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,269
- What?
- So you deprive her of it!
427
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,400
Did the tank
fill with anything?
428
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,110
- No, sir.
- Goddammit!
429
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,195
I added microchips
to the canisters.
430
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,739
How is it still not collecting
their screams?
431
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,616
Wait, you're seriously doing
a "Monsters, Inc."?
432
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,118
I told you I was!
433
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,744
You got it backwards,
you idiot.
434
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,538
You're supposed
to use children for the screams.
435
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,832
That's what the doors are for!
436
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,584
We were eventually
going to connect them
437
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,294
to children's closets.
438
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,338
And then, of course...
come the giggles.
439
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,216
Goddammit, how desperate was I
to connect with someone?
440
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,843
Check the wiring
and run it again!
441
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,261
Harder!
442
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,432
Hey, pal, this East Wing,
Room 213?
443
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,225
You know it.
Torture central.
444
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,894
You believe that's the
President of the United States
445
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,020
squealing in there?
446
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,689
Thank God.
I don't know how long
447
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,232
I could've sustained
that guard accent.
448
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,525
Urgh!
449
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,818
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
450
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,365
Ahhh!
451
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,909
What do you think?
Do you like it?
452
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,577
What the fuck?
Why am I on fire?
453
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,037
I did what you asked!
454
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,788
You're trying to hack
into a federal prison.
455
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,165
Override!
Just open door 213!
456
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,503
Okay, okay.
Hmm, so many doors.
457
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,421
Might take a while
to find that.
458
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,839
Hmm, let's see.
459
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,841
Oh, my God,
just open all the doors!
460
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,051
Ahh!
Thought you'd never ask!
461
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,135
I love us. Byeeee!
462
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,261
Ahh!
463
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,933
I'll never do it again!
464
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,393
Ooh! Pain's gone.
Might do it again.
465
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,689
Stop! Let me go!
466
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,398
All I did was lead
a troubled child
467
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,108
to an eternal realm
of light and love!
468
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,319
Never saw it.
469
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,488
Blah!
470
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:16,493
Yar-ha-ah-ha-har!
471
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,459
Oh shit! Oh, God!
I've been so mean to them!
472
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,669
Oh! Oh, no!
473
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,752
Oh, it's just you.
474
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,005
What are you gonna do,
turn into a bat?
475
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,511
No, no, no, no--agh!
476
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,304
Meeting adjourned.
477
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,433
Check out me, Dracula,
in "Monster Squad," 1987.
478
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,519
What the hell is going on?
479
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,273
Thanks for the lift,
Evil Haunted Car.
480
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,025
I'm not haunted,
I'm just evil
481
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,735
You!
482
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,571
It's time to chase you down
483
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,947
Ahh!
484
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,616
Banks!
Holy shit, way to go!
485
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,034
I know, right?
I'm kind of awesome.
486
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,244
I should've listened to you,
Banks.
487
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,079
I got so sucked up
in Marine culture
488
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,540
and bro-ing out,
I-I took my eyes off the ball.
489
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,500
I was wrong, too, sir.
There's things in here
490
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,085
that need to stay
locked up forever.
491
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,753
Yeah,
but not all of them.
492
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:08,671
Hi.
493
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,798
So, all our lessons
cancel each other out?
494
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,509
Maybe the lesson is that,
together, we learn nothing.
495
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,344
Can we just go back
to that evil car?
496
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,597
I mean, if it was making up
original songs to communicate,
497
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,056
why not just talk?
498
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,600
So much extra work.
499
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,811
Right. Let's go!
500
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,277
TV ghost!
501
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,821
This is why you need
ghost walls!
502
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,407
Jeff Dunham should be
in this cell, not me!
503
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,746
Um, guys?
504
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,748
You wanna play a game?
505
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,000
It's called oopsies killsies.
506
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,460
Nobody look at her.
She can't hurt you
507
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,003
- if you don't look.
- I already did.
508
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,005
Yeah, obviously I did.
I said "um, guys"
509
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,214
to draw everyone's attention
to her.
510
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,008
Yeah,
I looked at her, too.
511
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,343
Here comes the...
512
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,763
predictable big voice!
513
00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,889
Shit, shit, shit! Run!
514
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:08,564
Get ready to be
a head on my shoulders!
515
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,487
Sometimes the best way
to fly is to land!
516
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,404
Amelia!
517
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,322
- Whoa!
- Big assist!
518
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,240
You, ma'am,
are a legend!
519
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,702
Well, now fucking what?
520
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,704
Stupid...
521
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,498
It's over,
you piece of shit.
522
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,624
You ruined it!
523
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,252
You know how long I plotted
to get that scream power?
524
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,588
Was any of today real?
Were you even a Marine?
525
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,964
Of course I was,
526
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,966
but I got kicked out
for killing another Marine
527
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,219
and pirating "Toy Story,"
not in that order.
528
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,471
So this whole time,
you were the real monster.
529
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,973
Obviously!
They gave me a trophy for it!
530
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,685
Oo-rah!
531
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,894
Ugh! Ow!
532
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,312
Ahh!
533
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,981
Ugh!
534
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,485
I saw this coming.
I set it up.
535
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,736
You better tell the people
536
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,947
that I-I died getting out
in front of it.
537
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,448
Ow!
538
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,537
Did that canister
just fill up with power?
539
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,164
It looks like
he accidentally
540
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,958
invented a way
to contain irony.
541
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,377
What? Didn't he just tape
microchips and wires
542
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,337
to the outside of a scuba tank
with a horn on it?
543
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,090
Okay, we get it.
544
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,800
Eh, that should do it.
545
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,260
All set, Mr. President.
546
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,971
Bit tricky figuring out
how to get a consistent signal
547
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,806
through a pocket
of intangible ether.
548
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,267
But you were in a pinch,
and you called Finch.
549
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,811
Yes, Finch,
you're a very memorable person.
550
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:31,772
Warden Earhart.
551
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,150
Amelia, you've got
a direct line to me now.
552
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,693
I want open communication
553
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,153
between the Triangle
and my office.
554
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,280
Of course, sir.
And do I get a secretary?
555
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,531
Is she gonna be hot?
556
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,658
Uhh, I-I'll see
what's in the budget.
557
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,369
Also how is the, uh,
Swamptopus?
558
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,955
He's doing good.
Started tutoring other monsters,
559
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,582
trying to help them
get their GEDs.
560
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,208
See, in my day,
I was a monster
561
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,835
for having boobies
and flying a plane.
562
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,587
These rag-a-muffins
deserve a chance
563
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,838
to be seen differently, too.
564
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,006
You're the boss, Amelia.
565
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,257
Thanks, Mr. President!
566
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,759
And good boobie-bye.
567
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,803
Welp, seems like our
secret monster Guantanamo's
568
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,054
finally in good hands.
569
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,347
And as for me,
570
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,808
instead of limiting my behavior
with painful internal protocols,
571
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,770
I've decided to trust myself
with a more subtle reminder.
572
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,024
Wait, which one is ringing?
573
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,568
They need to jiggle when they ring
so I have a visual cue.
574
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,278
I think it's the pentagram.
575
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,280
What happens if I answer
and they're not calling?
576
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,282
Then it calls them.
577
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,034
Hang on, I got this.
578
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,458
Alright, I'll add a jiggle.
579
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,834
God-uhh!
580
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:40,216
Sometimes monsters
go to prison
581
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,718
Sometimes they don't
582
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,972
Sometimes
we're the real monsters
583
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:51,644
When the monster
is our shame
584
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,729
But who's to blame
585
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:59,151
If we don't wash our balls?
586
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,570
Blah! Blah!
587
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,863
Who's that?
588
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:03,864
You don't want to fuck
with him.
589
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,450
He used to get picked on,
but then he turned into a bat,
590
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,327
flew into
a prison guard's mouth,
591
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,789
and turned back into Dracula--
inside the guy.
592
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,415
So, if I fight him,
593
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,167
I just need to keep
my mouth closed?
594
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,378
Are you talking about
Dracula?
595
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,004
Mind your own business.
596
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,589
You did it now, fish!
597
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,307
Good girl, booboo.
598
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,851
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