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Hi.
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Hey, Chuck.
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Hey, how you doing? Good, how are you?
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I'm good, I'm good.
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Yeah, I was supposed to meet your
brother. He said he'd be here in about
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30 minutes.
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Oh, he's not here yet. You can come on
in.
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All right, thank you.
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Something with you real quick, if you
don't mind.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah, just let's go sit on the
couch real quick. All right, let's do
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it.
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Okay, so I have a question.
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Shoot.
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Well, for starters, obviously college is
going great.
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That's what's up.
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Definitely fucking around, because why
not? It's college experiences.
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All right.
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And I don't know. It seems like a lot of
the guys that I've been with are...
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Average or below average, and I haven't
really experienced anything big,
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I guess.
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All right. Where are you going with
this?
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I mean, you're a friend of my brother's,
but obviously he doesn't have to know
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about this. Like, I'm not going to tell
him. Know about what?
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Well, my question was, what do the girls
say about yours?
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Are you sure this is what you really
want to know?
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Like, you're my homie's sister.
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I know, but he's not going to know. I'm
not going to tell him. I'm just
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wondering. I mean, I guess, you know,
I'm average.
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Average? There's a lot of averages.
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Um, I guess about like that.
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What? Show me again.
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About like that.
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That ain't average.
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Oh, my God.
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That is not average at all.
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I mean, I guess.
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Some girls say that I'm kind of big,
but, you know, I mean, I had it my whole
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life. It's just me.
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Oh.
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Can I possibly see it?
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No, that's out of the question. Like,
how many times I got to tell you, like,
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you, my homie sister, like, you can't do
this. I wasn't going to do anything.
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I just wanted to see it. You know what?
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We're not doing this. Matter of fact, I
need to use the bathroom.
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I'm using the bathroom.
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I'll see what the big deal is.
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I can't believe that she just asked me
that.
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What the fuck just happened?
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Don't even think about it, man. Don't
even think about it.
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That's your homie's sister.
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You know what?
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I'm not going to stress too much. Let me
just go ahead.
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Oh! What are you doing?
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I just wanted to take a little peek.
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This is not right, Mike. I mean,
you're...
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than the dicks I've fucked in college.
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And it's soft.
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Oh, my God.
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Why aren't you peeing?
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I'm trying to. Like, oh, my God.
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Is it growing?
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Are you getting hard?
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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I just want to see it. I mean, no, we
can't do this.
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Your brother's the homie, like.
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I fucked all of his friends. Why does it
matter?
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Wait, what?
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You fucked all the homies?
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Yeah, I can keep a secret.
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Obviously, he doesn't know.
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And you can keep a secret?
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Yeah.
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But can I see it?
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It's already hard.
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Well, it is, and I do need to free this
thing.
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You know what?
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That's definitely bigger than my face.
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Oh my goodness.
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And... thicker than my arm?
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How do all the... Can all the girls take
it?
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I mean, I haven't had no problems.
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I mean... You said it was average,
though. This is not average.
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I mean, I don't just go around looking
at dicks, so...
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That's like... Oh my gosh, that's huge.
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Like 12 inches or something?
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Holy shit.
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Oh my goodness.
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Definitely bigger than any of the guys
I've fucked.
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Oh my god.
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So none of the homies got a dick this
big?
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No!
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It's just really crazy.
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I've never seen anything this big.
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Oh my goodness.
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Oh my goodness. It's so big.
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Like I could... It's kind of hard to fit
my hands around it.
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Oh my goodness.
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How many hands can it... Oh my gosh.
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Five fucking... This is so huge.
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wait a bunch what the fuck have you
knocked any girl out with
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it like hitting her on the head oh gosh
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oh my goodness i don't understand
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how all these girls have taken it so far
like this thing's
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It's already out, so.
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Whoa. I'm going to open my mouth as wide
as I can.
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You already do.
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That's what you want, bone strokes?
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Give me that please.
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Oh!
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