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Lisa! Wake up! - Wake up, Lisa!
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Go away! - He came! Santa came!
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There's so many presents! - Go away!
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I know you're still in here.
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Get out!
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Always the first one
up on Christmas morning.
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It wasn't exactly my choice this year.
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I told you
that I was sorry about that.
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Bill still sleeping? - Yeah.
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Yeah, we went one more
round before he finally crashed.
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What happened?
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He was outside waiting
for me when I got home.
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At 6 a.m.
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You didn't know he was coming?
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No.
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He was worried about Mom.
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And he was worried about
me, worrying about Mom,
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so he showed up.
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'Cause he's him.
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And I fucked it up, because I'm me.
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Tree looks good.
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You know, it looks like when
we were kids and Santa came.
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I need a hot chocolate,
you want a hot chocolate?
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Yes! Don't skimp on the marshmallows!
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(bed
rustling)
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Merry Christmas. - Oh, how awful.
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No, go back, go back to sleep.
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No, I can't, I can't, Santa was here.
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Umpf.
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And he brought you something.
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No, this isn't what I asked for.
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I wanted an extra hour of sleep.
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Open it.
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One for each of the kids.
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Marco...
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You are my Christmas.
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Every day.
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And you are mine, but you didn't have to-
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It wasn't me.
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It was Santa.
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I love Santa.
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You're leaving?
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I-I don't think I can
deal with your parents.
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No one can deal with my parents.
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No, this isn't a joke, Lisa.
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You know, you could of told me sooner
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you told them about us.
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I would of told you if I
knew you were coming!
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I was trying to do something nice.
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And you did something nice.
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But just because it didn't work out exactly
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like you wanted it,
you don't have to leave.
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Ella!
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I can't do this anymore!
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And what about the kids?
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The kids will be fine.
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Tell them I went to the store!
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They will open their presents,
and they won't even notice.
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Of course they will!
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Ella, come on, it's Christmas! - Yes!
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And I should be joyful!
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But you took that from me. You ruined it!
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You ruined everything. - I'm sorry.
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I'm so, so sorry. It will
never happen again.
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I prom... Don't you dare
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make another promise you won't keep!
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I will keep it. I swear on
the newborn baby Jesus.
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I love you. I love you so much.
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I would be nothing without you.
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Why most you always be so exaggerated?
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Who can I be but me?
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What are you doing? - Making coffee.
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This one's for you, Marco.
It's got your name on it.
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Marco?
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Marco? What's wrong? - It's nothing.
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I was just remembering one Christmas
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when Dino and I were kids.
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My love, if you're missing him
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you should invite him here and-
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Here? No way.
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My parents go there,
that's the way we do it.
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Okay.
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Did I just sound exactly like my dad?
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A little. - How?
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I spent my whole life
trying not to be like him.
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I don't wanna end up like him.
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My love.
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You can't help being
like him, it's in your genes.
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But you you will never end up like him.
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You're you.
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You're a great husband
and a wonderful father.
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And the sexiest man on the planet.
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Right?
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Absolutely. - Right?
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Yeah, of course.
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We’re in too deep... - Mm.
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So you're sure you don't
want a ride to the airport?
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Yeah, yeah. I've got
Linda in a blue Prius coming.
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Bill? - Oh, Gia!
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Oh, no way!
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Oh my God... Mira?
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Hi. - Holy cow.
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Salvatore!
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Hey, how you doing? Good to see you.
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Are you kidding me? - Cesco!
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Oh my god.
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What, did you plan this?
- No, this is all Bill.
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Ah!
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Why don't you go ahead
and cancel that, all right?
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So what are we doing standing here?
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Come on, let's sit down.
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You, big man, over there.
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Oh... Guys! So good to see
you guys. How we all doing?
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Wait, wait, wait... Sophomore year?
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Killing it! - Chop!
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- I'm killing first grade.
- Yeah!
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This is better than Santa.
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Cesco? - Oh wow, man.
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Um...
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I'm-yeah I’m good,
I've been better, though.
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I had to break up with
my girlfriend recently.
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So she's doing great.
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- Oh my gosh, yeah.
- I'm sorry to hear that, pal.
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No, I uh, I got a lot of
good songs out of it, so...
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Well, uh... what are you waiting for?
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I mean, come on.
- Oh man, it's been so long.
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I don't... He's really good at it.
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I know. - Oh, okay, man...
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It's called "Where I Wanna Be."
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♪ Came from a lot heartbreaks ♪
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Lisa! You need to come!
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Your mother, she won't open her eyes!
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Oh my god. - I'll call 9-1-1.
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9-1-1? For what?
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You just said Grandma's
not opening her eyes.
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Mom! Mom!
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Mom!
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What are you doing?
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Dad said you wouldn't open your eyes.
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What is the matter with you people?
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Every time I shut my
eyes you think I'm dead?
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We were just worried about you.
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Just let me sleep, okay?
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Okay. - Okay.
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Okay. - Sleep.
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Seriously? You're psychotic.
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Why is Bill here?
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He's being a good husband,
you should try it sometime.
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Now he's a good husband.
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Yesterday they were getting divorced.
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Drink this. Want one? - No thanks.
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Where's Tano? - Sleeping probably,
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since no one woke him up.
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Shut it baby, I already said I was sorry.
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Sorry for what?
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Right now? Existing.
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You're an angel.
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Well, not in this time zone.
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I saw Tano. - He told me.
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Did you know that he's still with Nisha?
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What am I saying? Of course you do.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Well back when we were
in touch, they'd broken up.
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They got back together.
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So you're friends with her now?
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Do you want me to lie? - [Sarah] Yes.
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I hate her.
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He saw Ellie.
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I know.
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And now, he's emailing
saying, "We need to talk."
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Sarah, take a deep breath.
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Did you answer his email?
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No. - Then don't.
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Forget this ever happened.
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Just have Christmas with
your family, live your life.
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This will pass.
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How can it possibly pass?
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Because it's Tano.
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Right.
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Exactly.
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Ellie's good? - She's great.
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And you? - I was fine...
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Until yesterday.
- Yesterday never happened.
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I miss you.
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I miss you, too, beauty.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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(end call button clicking.
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Uh-uh, not yet.
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You can look, but wait
for your brother and sister.
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Good morning. - Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas. - Is that coffee?
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Yeah. - You're too young for coffee.
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Yeah, you're too young.
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There was no hot
chocolate left. They took it all.
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Tano, come! We want to open the presents.
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Yeah, T! Get in here
before I kill someone!
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Oh! What the hell kind
of thing is this to say?
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Is that the way to talk
in front of your brothers?
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♪ Lisa's in trouble, Lisa's in trouble ♪
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♪ Lisa's in trouble ♪
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Shut up, you little creeps. - Lisa!
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Me? What about them?
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You never care what
they do, it is so unfair!
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Well! This is a lovely
way to start Christmas.
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You're up. - Everyone's up.
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They're all downstairs already.
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We should get down there.
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Aw, it's still early.
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Come on, it's my first
Christmas with your family.
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I want to be there for the whole thing.
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Well I have been there for all of them.
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And trust me, you don't.
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Tano!
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Okay, okay, I'm getting up.
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Hey! - What?
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This is our first
Christmas morning together.
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Merry Christmas. - Mm... Merry Christmas!
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm.
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Let's go join the fun!
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That other one? What
was the other one's name?
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Hey! Merry Christmas! - Tano!
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Hey, look! Tano's here!
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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Merry Christmas! - Oh!
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Merry Christmas.
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You guys want coffee? - God, yes.
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- Decaf for me, please.
- Please, take my seat.
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Hi. - Ah, okay!
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Merry Christmas.
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And where you going?
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The kids want to open their presents.
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Okay Dad, relax. - Relax, my ass.
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It's 10:30, your mother and I
go to lunch at Dino's at one.
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Yeah, that's your problem. - My problem?
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What the hell kind of thing is that to say?
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Hey! (chuckling) No
swearing on Christmas, Nonno.
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Yeah, no swearing on Christmas.
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I can tell it's Christmas,
everyone's fighting.
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You're up? - Yes, I'm up.
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When have I ever not been up on Christmas?
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Is that Bill? - Yes! He surprised us.
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Isn't it great? - I don't know, is it?
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Merry Christmas, Ella.
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We will talk later.
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And Nisha's here.
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Nisha was here last night, Mom.
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Yeah, she sat right next to
you at the table, remember?
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Of course I remember. I just forgot.
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Ella, this is Mira, my daughter.
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Mom, she met me last night.
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This is your daughter?
She looks nothing like you!
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Mom! - Cappuccino?
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Oh, please. Thank you, sweetheart.
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One Christmas cappuccino coming right up.
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Hey, we need to open the presents.
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Presents! Presents!
You sound like a child.
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It's the one you wanted. Do you like it?
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Yeah. I'm gonna make one today.
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After church.
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In the basement. No
getting wax on the carpets.
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And you, Tano, do you like your gift?
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Yeah, not sure I'll
really use them, though.
265
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What do you mean? You drive.
266
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Yeah, Mom's station wagon.
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Not exactly a driving gloves car.
268
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You're right.
269
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Here, give them back and take this.
270
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No, no, it's fine. I'll save them.
271
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Take it! - Open it.
272
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Okay, geez.
273
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What is this?
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Ah! It's the wrong side, turn it!
275
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You folded it backwards?
276
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For god's sake, Aldo, I
asked you to do one thing.
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This car? You got me this car?
278
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It delivers next week. Merry Christmas.
279
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And, happy early birthday.
280
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Oh my god! Oh my god! Thank you!
281
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Thank you, thank you!
282
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He got a car? - Yes.
283
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And when you're his age... I won't get one.
284
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Just like I didn't get 10
presents when I was their age.
285
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The boys in this family get everything.
286
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Even though girls are the same as boys now
287
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in the whole rest of the world.
288
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What happened? - Oh god, dear god?
289
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,665
What did you do? What did you do?
290
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,915
Nothing. - Where? Is it your arm?
291
00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:55,748
Let me see. - I didn't mean it.
292
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Get some ice. - What ice?
293
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We're taking him to the hospital.
294
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,082
Aldo? - Dad, we're in our pajamas.
295
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,082
Who gives a damn?
296
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Get the coats and the keys!
297
00:16:05,124 --> 00:16:06,748
Goddamn it! - Sorry!
298
00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:08,832
It's okay, you didn't mean it.
299
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,707
He did, he did mean it.
300
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I didn't!
301
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,500
Ah! It's Dino. Eh.
302
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Merry Christmas!
303
00:16:29,874 --> 00:16:30,750
Yeah?
304
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,457
Oh okay, yeah, oh. One o'clock, okay, yeah.
305
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,332
Talk to Tano.
306
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,665
Hey, Dino. - What's wrong?
307
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:42,998
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
308
00:16:42,999 --> 00:16:44,540
Well, why did you give the phone to Tano?
309
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,665
They want to know what we want for lunch.
310
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:47,623
How the hell do I know?
311
00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:50,207
What you want? He's taking requests now?
312
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,248
No, no, no.
313
00:16:51,249 --> 00:16:53,957
They're ordering from
the Chinese place we like.
314
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,457
Chinese food on Christmas?
Did they convert or something?
315
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,998
Cesco, that's racist.
316
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,415
No, it's not.
317
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:02,790
It's a tradition that started
318
00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:05,332
in Manhattan 100 years ago, actually.
319
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,623
And if I meant it as
a slur, which I didn't,
320
00:17:07,624 --> 00:17:09,707
it would be antisemitic, not racist,
321
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:12,415
you Instagram-obsessed blind liberal.
322
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,457
Okay, all set.
323
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:21,748
So, was it pineapple
chicken or beef and pea pods?
324
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,873
Both, actually. - Great.
325
00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:26,290
We eat leftovers tomorrow.
326
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,998
Awesome! We'll feast on seafood risotto,
327
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,373
and you and Mom can eat
congealed Chinese food.
328
00:17:32,374 --> 00:17:35,332
All right. We're done with the presents.
329
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,250
Time to make lunch. - Wait!
330
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,873
There's still one left to open.
331
00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:41,873
Oh? - Is it for me?
332
00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:42,957
Sweetheart...
333
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,123
What, what could you possibly still want?
334
00:17:45,124 --> 00:17:46,915
I don't know... Something?
335
00:17:47,749 --> 00:17:50,083
Nisha is here with us for the first time.
336
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:52,916
So...
337
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,707
I wanted to make it memorable.
338
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,040
Ella! Ella! - Oh my god!
339
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,123
Ella! - My god!
340
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:09,123
Call an ambulance! - Get Mom!
341
00:18:09,124 --> 00:18:10,998
Screw the ambulance.
I'll get my keys, I'll take her.
342
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:13,083
Marco, come get Mom.
343
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,123
Dad, get out of the way.
- Holy Mother.
344
00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:16,790
Holy Mother Mary...
345
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,957
Nice and easy.
You guys, go find my purse.
346
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:25,373
♪ I need what I don't need ♪
347
00:18:25,374 --> 00:18:27,582
♪ I need what I want ♪
348
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,540
I'll call you when we get there.
349
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,582
Love you guys.
350
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:37,000
♪ I need to be feeling
something other than numb ♪
351
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:44,082
♪ I need to come over ♪
352
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:49,040
♪ I need to be held ♪
353
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:52,290
♪ I need an explosion ♪
354
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:57,333
♪ To break this goddamn spell ♪
355
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:06,916
♪ I need, I need, I need, I need, I need ♪
356
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,707
♪ Something better than this ♪
357
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:16,582
♪ Something better than this ♪
358
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:17,582
You will be okay.
359
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:21,332
♪ Something better than this ♪
360
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,540
I’m sorry.
361
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:27,207
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
362
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,207
♪ Something better than this ♪
363
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,915
She'll be okay.
364
00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:41,666
♪ Something better than this ♪
365
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:46,540
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
366
00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:50,915
♪ I need a companion ♪
367
00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:55,665
♪ Take me out of my head ♪
368
00:19:55,666 --> 00:20:01,457
♪ I wanna feel my body laying next to you ♪
369
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:05,957
♪ In my bed ♪
370
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:10,540
♪ I need a distraction ♪
371
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:15,540
♪ I need an escape ♪
372
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:18,332
♪ I need it now ♪
373
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:23,375
♪ Right now, I don't think I can wait ♪
374
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:33,750
♪ I need, I need, I need, I need, I need ♪
375
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,498
♪ Something better than this ♪
376
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,290
♪ Something better than this ♪
377
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,248
♪ Something better than this ♪
378
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,582
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
379
00:20:53,374 --> 00:20:55,832
♪ Something better than this ♪
380
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,582
♪ Something better than this ♪
381
00:21:02,874 --> 00:21:05,540
♪ Something better than this ♪
382
00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:11,583
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
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