All language subtitles for Cumpleaos sexo 2012

Morning, birthday girl.

What are you doing?

Giving you the first part of your
birthday present.

Oh, what's that?

Me.

Hey!

Now you're ready for the rest of your
present?

Only if it's more of you.

It is.

Is it what I think it is?

Well, you're 25 now, and don't you think
it's time you had one?

We've been going out for a year.

I should probably have done it sooner,
but it took me a while to work up to it.

To my place.

So you could be waiting for me.

You don't want it?

I want way more than a key.

Look, other girls would be happy to have
this key.

You should give it to one of them, then.

Come on, man. That's not what I meant.

I don't understand.

You said you want to get more serious.

Way more serious than you, apparently.

What could be more serious than my key?

I'm 25 today.

My mother was married with a baby at 25.

You want to get married?

I do.

Or at least know that's a possibility.

A possibility? No, it's not. Not right
now.

I know that.

I've known it for a while now.

I just didn't realize how much it
bothered me until now.

And I'm not really interested in waiting
around to see if you might.

Are you breaking up with me?

Come on, Mia.

It's kind of pathetic to hope for
something to change.

Whatever. Happy birthday.

Hey, Tyler.

Hey.

You okay?

I'm fine.

You want some coffee?

No, I'm out of here.

You sure you can't stay?

Sorry.

Yeah, me too.

What did you say to Tyler?

I broke up with him.

You broke up with Tyler?

Finally caught him cheating on you?

No, I did not catch him cheating.

Doesn't mean he's not doing it.

Your pores are practically oozing with
bitterness.

It's time you got over your eczema, Don,
don't you think?

What do you know about it? You think
monogamy is something they make

furniture out of. Hey, hey, hey, guys,
guys.

It's my birthday today.

Oh, happy birthday, sweetie.

Oh, happy birthday.

Typical of Tyler to do something on your
birthday.

No, no, no, no. It was me. I just woke
up this morning and realized I wanted

something more from this relationship
than just a key.

He gave you a key?

That was his big concession to the
seriousness of our relationship.

I'm telling you, men are a luxury, not a
necessity.

Well, I just realized I didn't want to
waste my time on something with no

future.

Sounds like you're having a midlife
crisis at 25.

Maybe.

Delivery from Marshall McCann.

The files on Felix Graves?

I'm just the mule.

Come with me.

Close the door, please.

Pretty long enough to come back here.

Go around a bit, man.

Don't mourn me. It makes me feel old.

You're definitely not old.

I'm older than you.

You're perfect.

I'm glad you're here.

you

Hey, Simon.

Hey, Mia.

Happy birthday.

What's this?

Your favorite coffee and muffins.

How come you know exactly what I want?

Because I can read your mind.

Okay.

What am I thinking now?

You're thinking about how you want to
share your chocolate muffin with your

best friend, Simon?

You're also thinking about what you want
to do with your life now that you're 25.

Okay, now you're freaking me out.

I turned 25 a couple months ago.

Quarter century makes you think.

And what did you decide?

That it was time to grow up.

What does that mean?

Something different to everyone, I
guess.

There you both are.

The files from Marshall are here, and we
need to get on the plan for Felix.

When you see him, tell Marshall I'll be
needing more from him soon.

Let's go, guys. I'm in my office.

You over today?

Yeah, Mike's coming over.

Can I sit in on session?

Why? So you can try and seduce him the
entire hour?

Not a chance.

How is it you have the world's hottest
yoga instructor and yet you're still

such a cool bitch?

Hi. Lean into that.

You're resisting the stretch.

Let the tension go, sir.

Locking up your body.

Push it out.

Can I ask you something, Mike?

If it'll calm you down and relax you?
Yeah.

Do you think I'm a cold bitch?

Not exactly the most relaxing question
I've ever heard.

Seriously.

I've been taking classes from you for
six months now.

And I haven't been on a date the entire
time.

Do I give some unapproachable cold vibe?

Cold? No.

Maybe afraid.

I'm not afraid.

Prove it.

What's the riskiest thing you could
imagine doing?

Why'd you do that?

That was it.

Thank you.

Are you okay, sir?

I'm fine.

You don't seem fine.

You know, not everybody has to examine
their feelings to know they're fine.

And by the way, what just happened, it
won't be happening again.

Not a charity case.

Actually, now you're being a cold bitch.

So, any big birthday plans with the
boyfriend?

Nope.

I broke up with him.

When?

This morning.

So, you want to go out for a drink?

I am actually meeting my roommates at
home for drinks.

You want to come with?

I'd love to.

Cool.

Do you want to follow me?

To the ends of the earth.

Wow. Look at you.

Since when do we get to drink champagne?

Are you kidding?

Beautiful women should always drink
champagne.

What's wrong with her?

I don't know, but she already had a
drink in her hand when I got home.

Can we talk?

Pull up a chair.

No. In private.

Sure.

Come on, handsome.

I'm going to show you something.

Hey, where's everyone going?

Find a distraction.

Thanks for the change of scenery.

Just getting tired of all the drama out
there.

No problem. Thanks for reminding me to
bring the champagne.

So, me and Tyler are broken up?

Uh, yeah. I guess it's hard to stay
broken up on your birthday, huh?

I thought about what you said this
morning.

And I don't want to break up with you.

Tyler, that's not what this is about.

I thought that's why you want to break
up with me, because I don't want to get

married.

What if I change my mind?

I wouldn't believe you.

Why the hell not?

Because you're not ready.

Who are you to say if I'm ready or not?

Someone who knows you better than you
do.

Where did Simon and Sarah go?

She went to go show him something.

What does that mean?

I don't know. They left for the room
together when you went to go talk to

Tyler.

How'd that go, by the way?

Not well.

Hey, wait. Now you're leaving too?

I could use a drink.

Good. And I could use a drinking
companion.

Cheers.

You said we were in search of a
distraction. Why?

Well, I'm kind of looking for a
no-strings-attached fling.

Why? None of your business.

That would be strings.

So, you want to go out there and see Mia
and Tyler getting all cozy and cuddly?

Not particularly.

Good.

Definitely clean material.

You know, today, I thought I'd come over
here to propose.

Oh, yeah?

Why? Because Mia thinks that she's
supposed to get married?

That sounds kind of dumb now.

Yeah, it's like those people who think
that they should get married just so

they could have sex. If you're not
ready, then don't do it.

I'm not ready.

Yeah, me neither.

Doesn't make you bad people, does it?

Tyler, you don't strike me as the type
to get all twisted up about this kind of

stuff.

I know, it's just... I thought if I
didn't make it work with Mia, then I

would... If Mia was the one for you, she
wouldn't be giving you all tomatoes.

You're right.

Yeah, yeah, of course I'm right.

So are you going to sit there and keep,
like, whining about it? Or are you going

to get on with your life and have some
fun?

It's kind of boring to let me whine.

Yeah, it's very boring.

It's definitely time to let go and move
on.

Definitely.

I don't suppose I could interest you in
a little broken heart mending?

No.

Of course, if you want a little rebound
sex, I might be persuaded.

Rebound sex it is.

Let me get in.

Bye. Bye.

What are you doing? I should go.

Why?

So Mia doesn't figure out that we were
together?

I didn't say that.

You don't have to. I saw you looking at
it earlier.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to
see how bummed you were when Tyler

showed up.

Is that why you hit on me?

No. I hit on you to prove a point.

What point?

Mia believes in fairy tales.

There's no such thing as a handsome
prince.

And you just proved it.

You have problems, Sarah. Some guy broke
your heart and you're still letting him

win. We're not all jerks.

You're too blinded by revenge to see
that.

Sorry for you.

What time did you get to bed last night?

Let's just say I'm about eight hours shy
of a full night's sleep. So, who'd you

spend last night not sleeping with?

Don't tell her.

She'll just seduce him just to spite
you. Is that what you think, Mia?

Okay, whoa, I obviously missed
something. What happened?

I walked in to find Sarah and Simon.

Screwing.

Simon? Simon, the guy I work with?

Uh-huh. Yeah, why?

Apparently just to prove that she can.

She's like a freaking cat marking her
territory all over the place.

Oh, come on. It wasn't all on me. Simon
was there, too.

It's not about that, and you know it,
Sarah.

What's it about, then? I want to know. I
saw you last night getting all cozy with

your boyfriend.

Ex-boyfriend.

You slept with Tyler last night, didn't
you?

I didn't know what you're talking about.

You're sitting there judging me for
messing around with someone she's not

even attached to, and you screwed her
boyfriend?

Ex-boyfriend.

So it doesn't bother you that she spent
the night with Tyler last night? It's me

and Simon that you're freaking out
about?

I think I'm going to go back to bed.

Oh, come on.

Admit it. Admit you slept with Tyler
last night.

I don't know why you're doing this.

You're such hypocrites.

You want to pretend like guys are going
to love you and be faithful? It's all a

big lie.

It's a fairy tale.

It doesn't exist.

I don't know how you even get laid,
Sarah.

You're such a nasty, bitter piece of
work. And you know what? I really think

differently of Simon now that he even
would have sex with you. Shut up,

Kristen!

You know what?

You want to know the truth?

Yeah.

I had sex with Tyler.

You broke up with him already, so that
makes him fair game in my book.

What do you want, Tyler?

To talk to you.

I said all I needed to say last night.
I'm not going to change my mind.

I don't want you to.

You don't?

It's good, I guess.

I mean, you're right.

I don't want a serious relationship
right now.

I just want to have fun.

You had fun with Kristen last night.

Yeah, I was going to talk to you about
that.

If you don't want me to see her, I
won't.

We broke up.

My opinion doesn't matter anymore.

Oh, I'd like to think it does.

I'd like to be friends still.

I would be lying.

If I said it didn't hurt.

But if you're going to be with anyone, I
would rather it be with someone I like.

So you're okay with me seeing her?

If you propose to her next week, you are
so fired.

Yeah, I'm okay with it.

Have you heard from Anita?

She just called. She'll be in later.

Why? What's up?

She's taking some personal time.

What does that mean, personal time?

How the hell should I know?

It was her birthday yesterday.

Maybe she's sleeping off a hangover.

Well, she wasn't drunk last night.

Oh? And how do you know?

I just do.

So, did she sound mad?

She sounded tired.

I suggested a massage.

What did she say to that?

She said she might go and work out
later, but for now she needed to think.

Why is this so interesting to you,
Simon?

Because Mia's my friend.

Nice color?

You like?

A lot.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Me, I know.

I know.

We just talked.

You did?

What did she say?

She said we're cool seeing each other.

I thought I just agreed on this.

Yeah, I thought so too, but I think I'm
changing my mind.

Oh.

What if Mia would have been angry and
she would have said that she didn't want

you seeing me anymore?

More than if you just had to move out?

Where would I live?

You know.

I just got this new key made.

Would you like to put it on for a while?

How long?

I don't know. I'm not someone who looks
at mine.

You should do that as a set for me, huh?

Could be interesting.

It could be.

Bye.

Mia, wait.

What do you want?

I'm sorry.

I understand why you're mad at me.

I just don't get why you had to go after
Simon.

He's into you and I'm jealous.

You want Simon?

No, but I want somebody to look at me
the way he looks at you.

And... If I couldn't have that, I didn't
want anybody to have it.

That really sucks. You know that, Sarah?

I know.

I didn't even have a chance to find out
if I could like Simon.

He's a nice guy. You can like him.

Why do you say that?

Well, he's into you.

Plus, he's smart and funny and... And he
called me on my bullshit.

Oh? Well, what did he say to you?

He said I'm going to die a bitter old
hag.

He didn't say that.

No, but he did say something really
smart.

He said that I was just letting my
ex-boyfriend win by thinking the worst

about guys and not taking a risk and
giving somebody the chance.

That is good.

I know.

I'll go to work or something. Mike's
coming over. I've got to figure out what

I'm going to do before I lose my nerve.

Good luck.

Thanks. I'm going to need it.

Yeah.

Mia.

Simon.

I could be clever and tell you Mona made
me call, but really it's me.

I want to talk to you.

Call me.

Where's Mia?

Not here yet.

There's a ton of work to be done. I
guess it's on you.

Chance, I'm going out to find her.

I was surprised to hear from you.

Can we talk?

You made it perfectly clear last time
how you felt.

I really don't want to talk about it
again.

I was wrong.

You made that clear when you slammed the
door on me.

No, I was wrong that I thought that I
didn't care.

I do care.

Way more than I ever thought that I
would.

What are you trying to say, Sarah?

I'm trying to say that if it's not too
late, I want to try again and see if

there's something between us.

What if it is too late?

I guess.

I screwed up.

I really like you, Mike.

I've just been so angry and hurt, and
it's made me hurtful, and that's not

who I am.

I promise.

Do you realize that I've been attracted
to you since the first time I walked in

here?

And then I treated you like dirt.

Yeah.

And the other day when we hooked up
filing, it was like a fantasy come true.

I'm so sorry, Mike.

Don't do it again.

I

said,

don't do it again.

It won't.

Come in.

There was no one in the main office,
sorry.

I sent them away.

Interesting. Really?

Why?

Well, it makes me think maybe you want
to spend tonight alone with me.

And why would you think that?

Because you're always working and I
thought maybe you might want to do

something else tonight.

Really?

What makes you think that has anything
to do with you?

Because you know how much I want you.

Interesting theory.

Go out with me tonight, Mona.

Out? Why?

So I can show you off.

We'll see.

Hi. Hi.

So about last night. You don't have to.
Actually, I do.

There you are.

I need you both upstairs now. There's
about 12 hours of work to be done and

I'm going out.

I'm counting on you both to make it all
work.

My eyes are crossing.

I don't think I got more than two hours
of sleep last night.

I didn't sleep at all.

Why? I kept beating myself up.

Why did you do that?

Because I slept with the wrong girl.

There's someone else?

Yeah.

You.

What are you saying, Simon?

You remember how I told you that this is
the year I decided to grow up?

Yeah. Well, part of that is growing a
pair and going after what you want

instead of wanting from afar.

Then what do you want?

I want to love you.

I want to know you better than you know
yourself.

I want to dream with you. I want to plan
a life with you.

I've probably been in love with you
since we first met.

And I'm pretty much screwed if you
aren't open to the possibility.

Didn't you know being open to
possibility is my new thing?

It is?

It is.