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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:11,147 --> 00:02:18,047 Troll - Comedy Horror 1986 English 2 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:35,498 I've never seen so many guys take so long 3 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:37,030 to move so little furniture. 4 00:02:37,202 --> 00:02:38,372 It's all your records, honey. 5 00:02:38,578 --> 00:02:40,628 You've gotta get rid of some of those old records. 6 00:02:40,789 --> 00:02:43,159 I love those old albums. I listen to 'em all the time. 7 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:46,583 All 3,000 of 'em? Here, take this, sweetie. 8 00:02:46,795 --> 00:02:49,425 You guys take care of the boxes. I'll go get some dinner. 9 00:02:49,631 --> 00:02:51,461 I saw a rat burger joint around the corner. 10 00:02:51,675 --> 00:02:53,305 - Oh, neat. - Gross! 11 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:57,130 I wish you wouldn't call them rat burgers in front of the kids. 12 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,679 All right. 13 00:03:04,604 --> 00:03:06,104 I'll take care of this. 14 00:03:06,314 --> 00:03:08,154 Why don't you go play with your sister. 15 00:03:08,316 --> 00:03:10,316 Oh, Mom. She's a pain in the a... 16 00:03:11,611 --> 00:03:15,361 OK. Don't play with your sister. Just hold the fort, OK? 17 00:03:15,532 --> 00:03:20,072 - And keep an eye on your sister. - I'd rather watch Star Trek. 18 00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:23,661 Phasers on "dull". 19 00:03:33,842 --> 00:03:38,012 Pease porridge hot. Pease porridge cold. 20 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:41,640 Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old. 21 00:04:31,149 --> 00:04:33,439 [ Heavy breathing ] 22 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:47,124 Pease porridge hot. Pease porridge cold. 23 00:04:47,332 --> 00:04:49,252 Pease porridge in the pot... 24 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:50,967 Argh! 25 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:57,421 Wendy! 26 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:07,437 Wendy, where are you? 27 00:05:08,478 --> 00:05:11,858 [ Gruff voice ] Pease porridge hot. Pease porridge cold. 28 00:05:12,065 --> 00:05:13,195 Pease porridge in... 29 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,980 [ Boy ] Wendy? 30 00:05:15,777 --> 00:05:17,697 - Wendy? - Huh? 31 00:05:24,786 --> 00:05:27,086 Wendy, are you down there? 32 00:05:39,342 --> 00:05:41,632 Wendy Anne, don't fool around. 33 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,680 Are you in here? 34 00:05:57,527 --> 00:05:59,987 Have you been playing with dead cats? 35 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:05,113 Okay. Okay, Wendy. 36 00:06:05,327 --> 00:06:06,537 Keep hiding. 37 00:06:07,495 --> 00:06:10,705 I'm gonna tell Dad and you're really gonna be in a lot of trouble. 38 00:06:11,499 --> 00:06:13,749 - I got you! - Did not. 39 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,460 - Did, too. - Mom and Dad'll be really pissed 40 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,590 when they find out you've been hiding. 41 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:21,847 I got you! I got you! [ Laughs ] 42 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:24,130 I got you! 43 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:40,549 - [ Mom ] Where'd you get that, honey? - [ Wendy ] I found it. 44 00:06:40,573 --> 00:06:41,736 - Where? - Somewhere. 45 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:43,235 - Pretty. - Here we go. 46 00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:44,446 I want the works. 47 00:06:44,616 --> 00:06:46,496 You keep acting the way you have done, 48 00:06:46,701 --> 00:06:47,781 I'll give you the works. 49 00:06:47,952 --> 00:06:51,242 - What's that? - [ Boy ] It's the works. 50 00:06:51,247 --> 00:06:56,417 - But what's in it? - Just eat it, honey. It's good for you. 51 00:06:56,628 --> 00:06:59,838 - But what's in it? - Good stuff, honey. 52 00:07:04,969 --> 00:07:07,219 [ Chews noisily ] 53 00:07:14,354 --> 00:07:16,064 What a pig! 54 00:07:17,232 --> 00:07:20,902 Harry, have you been letting her read your monster magazines? 55 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:24,321 - More works. - More works what? 56 00:07:24,489 --> 00:07:26,649 More works now. 57 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:29,995 Hey, bring back those rat burgers. 58 00:07:30,161 --> 00:07:33,121 [ Alarm bell rings ] 59 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,968 [ Ringing ] 60 00:07:39,838 --> 00:07:42,928 The creep pulled the fire alarm to keep me from the rat burgers. 61 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,843 Ow! 62 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:46,799 Wendy? Oh! 63 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:48,510 - Hello. - Sorry. 64 00:07:48,722 --> 00:07:53,142 - Are those creatures yours? - Yes, sir. I'm afraid they are. 65 00:07:53,309 --> 00:07:55,679 Here, let me help you up. My name is Harry Potter... 66 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:57,774 I'm Peter Dickinson. I live upstairs. 67 00:07:57,939 --> 00:08:01,729 - Rat burger! Rat burger! - Wendy! Harry! 68 00:08:01,901 --> 00:08:04,361 - Kids! - Honey, they went that way. 69 00:08:04,529 --> 00:08:06,859 That way. You're a big help. 70 00:08:07,407 --> 00:08:09,247 Grrrrr! 71 00:08:09,409 --> 00:08:12,529 - Wendy Anne! Sweetie? - Rrrrrr! 72 00:08:12,704 --> 00:08:16,494 Rat burgers! Haaaaaa! 73 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:20,126 - Harry Jr! - [ running footsteps ] 74 00:08:20,295 --> 00:08:24,045 - Is she rabid? - She's excitable. She's... Kids! 75 00:08:24,215 --> 00:08:27,095 That's Anne, my wife, and the little ones. 76 00:08:28,261 --> 00:08:30,131 You have the distinction of owning 77 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:32,396 the only two children in this entire building. 78 00:08:32,557 --> 00:08:35,107 We don't own 'em. We just rent. 79 00:08:35,268 --> 00:08:37,688 Let me give it to you straight, Harry boy. 80 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:40,066 You see, I am a single, unattached guy. 81 00:08:40,231 --> 00:08:44,271 And I live upstairs, right above you. Now, I'm into swinging. 82 00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:49,365 Children having pillow fights at all hours while I'm trying to score 83 00:08:49,532 --> 00:08:52,612 may cause a few strikeouts, you get me, Harry boy? 84 00:08:52,786 --> 00:08:54,916 - Yes, sir. - Good! 85 00:08:55,997 --> 00:08:57,997 Uh, Mr. Dickinson? 86 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:01,757 - Wrong apartment. - Shit! 87 00:09:08,426 --> 00:09:09,516 Hello. 88 00:09:09,677 --> 00:09:11,677 - How are you doing? - [ music on stereo ] 89 00:09:11,846 --> 00:09:14,556 We just moved in. 90 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:17,184 - Just move in? - [ Anne ] Ow! 91 00:09:17,352 --> 00:09:21,942 - What the hell is going on out there? - [ Anne ] She tried to bite me. 92 00:09:23,024 --> 00:09:27,654 - The kids, they're a little upset. - Got any kids? 93 00:09:27,862 --> 00:09:30,032 - Hey, can you take those off? - Huh? 94 00:09:30,198 --> 00:09:34,498 - Can you take these off? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 95 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,701 Fire! 96 00:09:36,871 --> 00:09:40,331 - It's a false alarm. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 97 00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:45,081 Lieutenant Barry Taybor. US Marines. Retired now. 98 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:49,005 - Insurance is my battleground now. - My name's Harry Potter. 99 00:09:49,175 --> 00:09:52,223 - Nice to meet you, Porter. - Potter. I review books. 100 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,010 - What? - I review books... 101 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:58,140 Oh, man! I never read 'em. Owned and operated by liberal scum. 102 00:09:58,309 --> 00:10:00,809 They knock our president every chance they get. 103 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,850 Leave us wide open for the communist menace, 104 00:10:03,022 --> 00:10:03,772 if know what I mean. 105 00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:06,652 - I did do a little bit of ROTC. - All right! High five. 106 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:09,110 - High five. - Both hands. 107 00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:14,031 Hey, Duke. Is this a false alarm or the real thing? 108 00:10:14,242 --> 00:10:15,992 Duke? Who's Duke? 109 00:10:16,202 --> 00:10:19,832 That's me. A lot of people think I look like John Wayne. 110 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:23,088 It's a false alarm. At ease, kids. I'll tell you this much. 111 00:10:23,835 --> 00:10:26,425 Fire department's really gonna be PO'd. 112 00:10:26,629 --> 00:10:28,709 I wish somebody would fix that fire alarm. 113 00:10:28,923 --> 00:10:30,043 It goes off all the time. 114 00:10:30,216 --> 00:10:33,266 One time we came back real late. We were a little drunk. 115 00:10:33,428 --> 00:10:35,848 - The thing went off by itself. - I remember that. 116 00:10:36,055 --> 00:10:38,095 Wait a minute here, pal. 117 00:10:38,516 --> 00:10:41,076 I thought you told me it was the creep upstairs that did it, huh? 118 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,354 - It was. - It was. 119 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,390 Yeah? OK. 120 00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:48,777 OK, this is Jeanette. Bill, this is Harry Plotter. 121 00:10:48,985 --> 00:10:50,985 - [ Jeanette ] Oh, hi. - No. Potter. 122 00:10:51,195 --> 00:10:54,995 - Hi. William. - I'm Jeanette Cooper. Did you lose this? 123 00:10:55,158 --> 00:10:57,618 - Oh, that's their dinner. - [ screams ] Ah! 124 00:10:57,785 --> 00:11:01,035 Rat burgers! 125 00:11:01,205 --> 00:11:03,955 - Honey... - Grrr! 126 00:11:04,918 --> 00:11:09,048 - That's my daughter. - All right! Spirited kid. I like that. 127 00:11:09,213 --> 00:11:12,343 - Hey, give me my rat burger. - Rat burger? 128 00:11:12,508 --> 00:11:14,428 I'm gonna tea... 129 00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:17,469 Hi. 130 00:11:17,639 --> 00:11:20,429 This is my wife. 131 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,850 - Have you met Malcolm? - Who's Malcolm? 132 00:11:23,811 --> 00:11:26,431 - He's an egghead. - A professor of English. 133 00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:28,542 [ Barry ] You'd probably get along with him, though. 134 00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:31,086 - See, he reads newspapers. - [ Jeanette ] Sometimes even books. 135 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,770 - [ Harry ] Books? Wow! - He's a scholar. 136 00:11:32,987 --> 00:11:36,327 Who set off the god-damn fire alarm? 137 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,821 - Oh, hi, Miss St. Clair. - Evening, ma'am. 138 00:11:38,993 --> 00:11:41,623 Ma'am, I'm sorry. I think maybe my kids did that. 139 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,748 Oh, you think so, eh? 140 00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:46,547 Somebody ought to tell that hook and ladder truck 141 00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:49,541 outside my window that it's a false alarm. 142 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,840 I guess it might as well be me. 143 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:57,970 It's, uh... nice to meet you, Miss St. Clair. 144 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,640 - Well, I... - [ alarm stops ] 145 00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:05,311 Ah! 146 00:12:06,521 --> 00:12:10,141 - Well, so long. - [ Wendy roars ] 147 00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:13,236 - Grrr! - Wendy, don't throw that. Honey. 148 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:17,073 You don't throw things, honey. Listen, no... 149 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:21,450 What the hell is going on here? Wendy, those are important papers. 150 00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:24,779 - [ Growling ] - Sh. 151 00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:28,587 You gotta calm down, sweetie. It's Daddy. 152 00:12:28,751 --> 00:12:29,411 Ow! 153 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:32,175 - Wendy, cut that out. - Aargh! 154 00:12:32,338 --> 00:12:35,508 Wendy, it's Daddy. It's Daddy. 155 00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:39,055 I'm Godzilla! 156 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,590 [ Manic laughter ] 157 00:12:41,764 --> 00:12:43,934 - You little stinker. - Raaa! 158 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:48,520 - No more monster magazines, Harry Jr. - You scared Mommy and Daddy so much. 159 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:52,350 Where did you learn to growl like that, hm? 160 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:02,280 Stop that. You'll ruin your appetite. 161 00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:06,532 - [ Harry ] Never ruined my appetite before. - [ Anne ] Would you stop that? 162 00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:08,416 Honey... 163 00:13:11,127 --> 00:13:13,007 Good morning, sweetie. You slept late. 164 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,131 You almost have the whole place fixed up. 165 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:16,589 You guys stay up all night? 166 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:20,388 - No. The apartment fairies did it all. - Not funny, Dad. 167 00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:24,143 - Where's your sister? - She's still sleeping. 168 00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:27,227 [ Muffled rock music ] 169 00:13:31,939 --> 00:13:34,269 [ Rock music from stereo ] 170 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:50,699 Pah pah pah pah! Yeah! 171 00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:56,084 Well, babe. Was it what you expected? 172 00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:58,135 - Unfortunately. - What? 173 00:13:58,299 --> 00:13:59,799 Uh... 174 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:02,557 It was beyond what I expected. 175 00:14:07,016 --> 00:14:09,606 - Feel like breakfast? - Sure. 176 00:14:09,769 --> 00:14:12,309 There's some pancake mix in the kitchen. 177 00:14:12,522 --> 00:14:14,352 Why don't you cook us up some? 178 00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:18,695 Why don't you... go jump in a lake? 179 00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:41,379 Good morning, sweetie. 180 00:14:42,218 --> 00:14:44,058 Would you like some fresh orange juice? 181 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:45,932 There's some in the kitchen for you. 182 00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:52,599 - I'm worried about that child. - Does she look feverish? 183 00:14:52,812 --> 00:14:55,272 No. She's not. I checked. Her temperature's fine. 184 00:14:55,481 --> 00:14:57,601 Well, if she doesn't start acting more like herself, 185 00:14:57,817 --> 00:15:00,577 tomorrow I'll take her to the doctor. I don't know what else to do. 186 00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:02,658 - Oh, no. - What? 187 00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:04,742 Look at this. 188 00:15:04,907 --> 00:15:06,537 One less. 189 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:23,845 [ Gasps ] Cold. 190 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,430 Are you all right? Maybe you should go back to bed. 191 00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:31,434 [ Growls ] 192 00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:38,486 - [ Harry ] Kids, what's going on in there? - Uh, I just tripped. 193 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,840 [ Grunts ] 194 00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:16,937 [ Door bell ] 195 00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:22,062 Couldn't get enough of me, huh, babe? 196 00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:28,366 Hello. 197 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:37,796 Well, just make yourself at home. 198 00:16:42,255 --> 00:16:45,005 Look, kid, I don't have any candy 199 00:16:45,216 --> 00:16:47,386 and I don't play with toys. 200 00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:51,934 C'mon, kid, it's Saturday. I've got my whole day planned. 201 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:56,478 So why don't you just beat it? This isn't a playground. 202 00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:59,566 - [ laughs ] - Hee-hee. 203 00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:03,191 I don't play hide-and-go-seek either. 204 00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:13,112 [ laughter ] 205 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,624 Now, look. Enough is enough. 206 00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:28,591 - Now I got you. - [ growls ] 207 00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:31,009 Holy shit. 208 00:17:33,556 --> 00:17:35,856 No! Argh! 209 00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:38,767 [ Grunting and snorting ] 210 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,646 Argh! No! 211 00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:46,195 Argh! No! Argh! 212 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,070 [ Screaming ] 213 00:18:10,718 --> 00:18:12,428 [ Groaning ] 214 00:18:16,599 --> 00:18:24,599 Oh. 215 00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,910 [ Chuckles ] 216 00:18:48,339 --> 00:18:50,039 [ Gurgling ] 217 00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:57,014 [ Squelching ] 218 00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:14,781 Mm. 219 00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:17,359 - Ooh! - [ cracking ] 220 00:19:21,747 --> 00:19:24,167 Ah. 221 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,793 Ahh. 222 00:19:41,392 --> 00:19:43,602 [ Chuckles ] 223 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:05,911 - [ Birds sing ] - Mm. 224 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,348 Eeeeh. 225 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,760 Ah. 226 00:20:23,434 --> 00:20:26,314 [ Growling ] 227 00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:30,389 [ Belches ] 228 00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:00,888 Well, what do you want, short stuff? 229 00:21:02,056 --> 00:21:04,266 - Have you seen my sister? - No. 230 00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:07,563 Oh, good. Can I come in? I think I'm gonna throw up. 231 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:09,600 How could I resist an offer like that? 232 00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:11,643 Go on in, the bathroom's on the right. 233 00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:17,193 [ Grunting and gurgling ] 234 00:21:57,444 --> 00:21:59,234 [ Mewing ] 235 00:22:01,031 --> 00:22:04,321 - Not bad, eh? - [ squeals ] 236 00:22:04,493 --> 00:22:06,413 [ Toilet flushes ] 237 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,127 [ Squeals ] 238 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:25,340 - Well, did you pop your cookies? - No. False alarm. 239 00:22:25,681 --> 00:22:27,051 Then there's no reason for you 240 00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:28,866 to stay around here any longer, is there? 241 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,721 Oh, I don't wanna go right now, if it's OK with you. 242 00:22:31,937 --> 00:22:33,897 Doesn't make any difference to me at all. 243 00:22:34,106 --> 00:22:35,646 I'll just pretend you're not here. 244 00:22:36,358 --> 00:22:39,328 Thanks. I feel safe here. 245 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,690 You're sounding like a ninny. 246 00:22:42,865 --> 00:22:44,955 What the hell have you got to be afraid of? 247 00:22:46,702 --> 00:22:48,202 I don't know. 248 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,623 Keep talking like that, you'll become an adult. 249 00:22:57,755 --> 00:23:01,635 - Is all this stuff yours? - Of course it is. I live here, don't I? 250 00:23:02,801 --> 00:23:05,301 Oh, yeah. What do you do? 251 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,513 Anything I damn well please. 252 00:23:13,979 --> 00:23:17,479 My name's Harry Potter Jr. I just moved into this building. 253 00:23:18,651 --> 00:23:20,151 I don't have any friends here. 254 00:23:20,361 --> 00:23:22,651 My sister's going weird on me. I don't know why. 255 00:23:22,863 --> 00:23:26,573 Strange things are happening. I'm really scared. 256 00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:36,376 Eunice St. Clair. 257 00:23:36,543 --> 00:23:40,333 Knock before you come in. The door is always open. 258 00:23:55,437 --> 00:23:57,277 [ Tires screech ] 259 00:24:05,114 --> 00:24:07,574 You should be more careful. 260 00:24:13,247 --> 00:24:16,667 You might try being a little more polite, too. 261 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:19,084 Are you an elf? 262 00:24:20,212 --> 00:24:23,002 No. I just resemble one. 263 00:24:23,215 --> 00:24:26,135 - Why? Do you believe in elves? - Oh, yes. 264 00:24:27,219 --> 00:24:30,339 Well, then, perhaps I might be one after all. 265 00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:32,089 Where do you live? 266 00:24:32,307 --> 00:24:34,057 In there. 267 00:24:34,226 --> 00:24:38,486 - Well, so do I. What's your name? - Wendy Anne. 268 00:24:38,647 --> 00:24:42,527 Malcolm Malory. Glad to meet you, Wendy Anne. 269 00:24:42,985 --> 00:24:44,155 Well, come along. 270 00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:46,321 Your parents are probably wondering where you are. 271 00:24:47,114 --> 00:24:49,034 Yes, brother elf. 272 00:24:50,117 --> 00:24:52,827 [ Dramatic music on TV ] 273 00:24:56,832 --> 00:24:59,332 You call that a dragon? 274 00:25:05,924 --> 00:25:07,674 [ Anne ] Harry? 275 00:25:07,843 --> 00:25:10,223 Harry, think you can tear yourself away from that 276 00:25:10,429 --> 00:25:12,379 for a minute and go down the store for me? 277 00:25:12,973 --> 00:25:14,763 Hello? Wendy's having a friend for dinner. 278 00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:15,973 I need some milk. 279 00:25:16,185 --> 00:25:18,395 - Sure, Mom. - Maybe she'd like to go with you? 280 00:25:18,562 --> 00:25:20,812 No, no, no, it's okay. I don't mind going by myself. 281 00:25:21,023 --> 00:25:23,603 Don't be silly. Wendy? 282 00:25:23,817 --> 00:25:24,987 [ Grunts ] 283 00:25:25,194 --> 00:25:26,484 Honey? 284 00:25:28,238 --> 00:25:30,618 Didn't you hear Mommy calling you, honey? 285 00:25:31,492 --> 00:25:34,072 - No, Mommy. - Well, Mommy's baking a cake 286 00:25:34,146 --> 00:25:35,346 and Harry's going to the store 287 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,930 to get some milk for your little friend. 288 00:25:37,097 --> 00:25:37,847 You want to go with him? 289 00:25:38,056 --> 00:25:40,456 No, I think I'd rather stay here and play. 290 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:41,837 Okay. 291 00:25:53,013 --> 00:25:54,723 [ Groans ] 292 00:25:56,975 --> 00:25:58,065 Ah. 293 00:26:01,271 --> 00:26:03,191 Hey, Mom, what's the matter with Wendy? 294 00:26:03,398 --> 00:26:04,568 What do you mean? 295 00:26:04,775 --> 00:26:07,155 She's... she's different. 296 00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:08,319 Why do you say that? 297 00:26:08,487 --> 00:26:10,487 I don't know. She's just not acting right. 298 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,406 Well, I think it's the new apartment. 299 00:26:12,616 --> 00:26:14,216 We ought to give her a little time, okay? 300 00:26:14,368 --> 00:26:18,288 - Yeah. I'd call a doctor. - Well, you worry too much, Harry. 301 00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:26,966 [ Mimics Anne ] You worry too much, Harry. 302 00:26:29,883 --> 00:26:31,803 - Oof! - Hey, hey! 303 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:33,840 How's it going, champ? 304 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,010 Weird kid. 305 00:26:42,312 --> 00:26:44,522 Probably reads a lot. 306 00:26:54,616 --> 00:26:58,036 [ ("Summertime Blues" by Blue Cheer plays on stereo ] 307 00:27:09,923 --> 00:27:14,173 Well, Lord, I got to raise a fuss Oh, I gotta raise a holler 308 00:27:19,683 --> 00:27:24,143 I've been a-working all summer just to try to earn a dollar. 309 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,610 Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do. 310 00:27:33,822 --> 00:27:36,072 Lord, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues 311 00:27:36,283 --> 00:27:37,453 Harry. 312 00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:42,033 Oh, well my mom and poppa told me. 313 00:27:42,247 --> 00:27:44,167 "Son, you gotta make some money." 314 00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:47,459 Honey. 315 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:54,845 "Well, if you wanna use the car to go a-riding next Sunday." 316 00:27:57,179 --> 00:28:01,509 Well, Lord, I didn't go to work I told the boss I was sick. 317 00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:08,318 Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do. 318 00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:12,483 Lord, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues. 319 00:28:20,661 --> 00:28:22,701 Well. 320 00:28:22,871 --> 00:28:24,951 Hello, there. 321 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:30,213 Hey. 322 00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:33,129 So, you must be Har... 323 00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:36,423 [ laughs ] 324 00:28:36,635 --> 00:28:39,265 You must be, uh... Harry's daughter, right? 325 00:28:39,429 --> 00:28:40,429 Right. 326 00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:43,102 - What can I do for you? - I need some advice. 327 00:28:43,266 --> 00:28:47,356 Oh, well, then you have come to the right guy. 328 00:28:47,604 --> 00:28:49,694 Uncle Duke has seen just about everything 329 00:28:49,898 --> 00:28:51,948 that there is to see there, little Missy. 330 00:28:52,109 --> 00:28:54,649 He's been around the world dozens of times 331 00:28:54,861 --> 00:29:00,361 and has stared death right in the face. 332 00:29:00,534 --> 00:29:02,244 What does it look like? 333 00:29:04,121 --> 00:29:05,371 What? 334 00:29:05,539 --> 00:29:08,039 What does death look like? 335 00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:10,718 Well, hell, I don't know. 336 00:29:11,962 --> 00:29:15,462 Kind of, um... hard to explain. 337 00:29:19,052 --> 00:29:22,052 - You're too young to understand anyway. - I understand. 338 00:29:22,222 --> 00:29:24,762 Oh, you do? Do you? 339 00:29:24,933 --> 00:29:28,643 - I know what death looks like. - That's good. What's it look like? 340 00:29:28,812 --> 00:29:31,982 [ Distorted voice ] It looks something like this. 341 00:29:34,151 --> 00:29:35,981 [ Growls ] 342 00:29:36,153 --> 00:29:38,483 Jesus! Argh! 343 00:29:52,711 --> 00:29:55,541 What are you? What the hell are you? 344 00:30:05,348 --> 00:30:06,438 Oh. 345 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,100 [ Growls ] 346 00:30:08,268 --> 00:30:09,358 No. 347 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,491 [ Screams ] 348 00:30:29,873 --> 00:30:31,953 [ Screaming ] 349 00:30:34,377 --> 00:30:36,217 Mom! Dad! 350 00:30:36,379 --> 00:30:38,999 [ Drum solo plays on stereo ] 351 00:30:39,174 --> 00:30:41,464 - Dad! Mom! - [ knocking on door ] 352 00:30:41,635 --> 00:30:43,555 [ Growls ] 353 00:30:54,773 --> 00:30:56,813 [ laughs ] 354 00:30:59,528 --> 00:31:01,488 [ Music stopped ] 355 00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:03,786 [ Giggles ] 356 00:31:07,285 --> 00:31:10,455 Hi, honey. I'm just doing my aerobics. 357 00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:14,624 Why are you staring at me like that? 358 00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:18,173 - Oh, Harry fell down outside and... - What? 359 00:31:18,338 --> 00:31:21,098 Harry fell down outside and he went to sleep. 360 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:22,968 Harry? 361 00:31:23,135 --> 00:31:25,345 Oh, my God. 362 00:31:44,698 --> 00:31:47,078 [ Groans ] 363 00:31:49,202 --> 00:31:50,912 [ Snorts ] 364 00:31:57,794 --> 00:31:59,964 - What happened? - He fainted. 365 00:32:00,172 --> 00:32:04,172 - Is he feverish? - No. I don't think so. 366 00:32:05,343 --> 00:32:08,723 I just don't understand any of this. 367 00:32:08,889 --> 00:32:11,339 - Harry? - Honey? 368 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:23,486 [ Growls ] 369 00:32:29,117 --> 00:32:32,127 - You sure you're all right? - All systems go, sir. 370 00:32:32,287 --> 00:32:35,127 Your warp factor seemed a little pooped just now. 371 00:32:35,290 --> 00:32:37,250 I'll be OK, Dad. 372 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:40,757 Take it easy and Mom will bring in some food. 373 00:32:40,921 --> 00:32:42,921 - Dad? - Yeah? 374 00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:45,549 Do me a favour. Don't let Wendy in, okay? 375 00:32:45,717 --> 00:32:49,677 - Why? - I mean, if I'm sick or anything... 376 00:32:49,846 --> 00:32:51,896 I don't want her to catch it. 377 00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:56,437 - She's just a kid, you know? - All right. You got it. 378 00:33:01,608 --> 00:33:03,068 Yeah. 379 00:33:10,742 --> 00:33:11,742 Oh, you look so pretty. 380 00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:13,786 What time did you tell your little friend to come? 381 00:33:13,995 --> 00:33:14,665 Seven, Mom. 382 00:33:14,871 --> 00:33:16,391 It's almost seven now. What's his name? 383 00:33:16,456 --> 00:33:18,376 - Malcolm. - [ knock on door ] 384 00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:21,161 Wanna help me set the table? Hm? 385 00:33:25,423 --> 00:33:27,923 Hi, I'm Malcolm Malory. 386 00:33:28,677 --> 00:33:30,267 Hello. 387 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:32,348 Come on in. 388 00:33:33,473 --> 00:33:37,433 - Pleased to meet you, Mr. Potter. - I'm sorry. My name is Harry. 389 00:33:37,602 --> 00:33:39,522 How do you do? 390 00:33:41,314 --> 00:33:43,814 - Honey! - Is Wendy's little friend here yet? 391 00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:45,654 Yes, he is. 392 00:33:47,404 --> 00:33:49,154 Oh... 393 00:33:52,075 --> 00:33:54,575 Hi. I'm sorry. Wendy didn't tell me. 394 00:33:54,786 --> 00:33:56,956 Children seldom do, Mrs. Potter. 395 00:33:57,122 --> 00:34:00,502 - Please call me Anne. - Malcolm! 396 00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:02,627 Hello, Wendy. 397 00:34:02,794 --> 00:34:04,004 Uh... 398 00:34:04,212 --> 00:34:06,212 As much as I love chocolate milk, Mrs. Potter... 399 00:34:06,423 --> 00:34:07,423 Thank you. 400 00:34:07,549 --> 00:34:09,879 Malcolm, you want a quick one before dinner? 401 00:34:10,093 --> 00:34:13,553 Sure, uh, gin and tonic will be fine, Harry. 402 00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:18,225 You're... You're... 403 00:34:19,519 --> 00:34:21,679 - Professor of English. - Oh. 404 00:34:21,896 --> 00:34:24,696 You can forget the milk, honey. He's into gin and tonics. 405 00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:28,611 I brought a note from my mother. 406 00:34:28,778 --> 00:34:31,038 That's very good. 407 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,279 [ Chuckling ] 408 00:34:37,787 --> 00:34:40,797 Blues Magoos, wow. Haven't seen one of those in years. 409 00:34:40,999 --> 00:34:43,369 Well, don't tell anyone about it. It'll show my age. 410 00:34:45,003 --> 00:34:46,583 So, where's your little boy? 411 00:34:46,796 --> 00:34:49,006 Wendy tell me she has an older brother. 412 00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:54,225 Harry Jr? He had a fainting spell today and he's in sleeping. 413 00:34:54,888 --> 00:34:56,848 - Nothing serious, I hope. - I hope not. 414 00:34:58,016 --> 00:35:00,396 Maybe it's just the excitement of the move. 415 00:35:00,602 --> 00:35:01,812 There you go, Malcolm. 416 00:35:01,978 --> 00:35:04,568 - Thank you. - Cheers. 417 00:35:04,731 --> 00:35:06,191 Cheers. 418 00:35:08,943 --> 00:35:11,943 That isn't Spot our pet, Nancy. 419 00:35:12,113 --> 00:35:17,323 That's something that looks like Spot, acts like Spot, even smells like Spot, 420 00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:19,624 but in reality it's a Martian. 421 00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:22,088 - You mean...? - Yes. 422 00:35:22,290 --> 00:35:26,580 Our dog is a pod person from the planet Mars. 423 00:35:30,256 --> 00:35:32,306 Actually, after I got my degree, 424 00:35:32,509 --> 00:35:34,959 I wound up travelling with the circus for a while. 425 00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:39,509 They needed a person to do some clown gags. 426 00:35:39,724 --> 00:35:41,554 I was good at acrobatics. 427 00:35:41,726 --> 00:35:43,776 Pay was good. Seemed like fun, so... 428 00:35:43,937 --> 00:35:46,857 I wanted to run away with the circus when I was a kid. 429 00:35:47,023 --> 00:35:49,733 - You did? Me, too. - Really? 430 00:35:49,901 --> 00:35:50,901 Mm... 431 00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:53,945 Maybe not run away. Maybe visit for a while. 432 00:35:55,115 --> 00:35:58,705 - Read to us, Malcolm. - Maybe your parents wouldn't... 433 00:35:58,868 --> 00:36:02,788 - You promised. - What's she got you roped into, Malcolm? 434 00:36:02,956 --> 00:36:05,126 Your daughter's asked me to recite a pretty long piece. 435 00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:07,628 - What does she want to hear? - The Faerie Queen. 436 00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:09,789 Heady stuff, squirt. 437 00:36:09,963 --> 00:36:12,213 Not so surprising. Her father's a very great writer. 438 00:36:12,382 --> 00:36:15,462 Well, not a great writer, but... 439 00:36:15,635 --> 00:36:20,055 - We're ready when you are, Malcolm. - [ clears throat ] Now, remember. 440 00:36:20,223 --> 00:36:22,433 - This was written a long time ago. - We know! 441 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,850 We know. 442 00:36:24,018 --> 00:36:25,898 [ Clears throat ] 443 00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:33,941 "A gentle knight was riding across the plain," 444 00:36:34,112 --> 00:36:38,782 all clad in mighty arms and silver shield, 445 00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:42,700 wherein old dints and deep wounds did remain 446 00:36:42,871 --> 00:36:46,371 "the cruel marks of many a bloody field." 447 00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:50,371 "Yet armies till that time did he never wield." 448 00:36:51,463 --> 00:36:55,423 "His angry steed did chide his foaming bit." 449 00:36:56,134 --> 00:36:59,344 [ singing and chanting in troll language ] 450 00:37:06,394 --> 00:37:08,934 "Upon a great adventure he was bound, 451 00:37:09,105 --> 00:37:12,155 that fairest Gloriana to him gave." 452 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:16,367 "The greatest, glorious queen of Fairyland." 453 00:37:16,529 --> 00:37:18,439 [ angelic singing ] 454 00:37:31,419 --> 00:37:34,579 [ Singing and chanting ] 455 00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:50,102 [ Sings in troll language ] 456 00:37:53,858 --> 00:37:55,568 [ Growls ] 457 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:03,570 [ Singing continues ] 458 00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:26,804 "Now, when that idle dream was to him brought" 459 00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:31,895 unto that elfin knight he bade him fly 460 00:38:32,063 --> 00:38:35,063 where he slept soundly, void of evil thought 461 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:39,653 "and with false shews abuse his fantasy." 462 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:45,909 [ squawks ] 463 00:38:55,545 --> 00:38:57,715 Oh, Galwyn. 464 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,880 It's starting again. 465 00:39:00,049 --> 00:39:02,959 [ Trolls sing and chant ] 466 00:39:24,365 --> 00:39:26,745 [ Trumpeting ] 467 00:39:28,119 --> 00:39:30,029 [ Coughs and splutters ] 468 00:39:31,164 --> 00:39:33,834 Are you all right? Arms up. 469 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,627 [ Chanting stops ] 470 00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:45,210 Well, I guess that ought to give those little suckers 471 00:39:45,428 --> 00:39:46,848 something to think about. 472 00:39:48,556 --> 00:39:52,896 That may look like your canary Tweetie, my dear, but it's not Tweetie. 473 00:39:53,061 --> 00:39:54,971 It may sing like Tweetie. 474 00:39:55,188 --> 00:39:59,488 It may moult like Tweetie, it may even eat seed like Tweetie, but it's an alien. 475 00:39:59,651 --> 00:40:02,071 - You mean...? - Yes. 476 00:40:02,278 --> 00:40:06,248 Your canary is a pod person from the planet Mars. 477 00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:26,597 - Feeling better? - Sure, Dad. 478 00:40:26,761 --> 00:40:28,681 Morning, sweetie. 479 00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:32,106 - Morning, Wendy. - Hi, honey. 480 00:40:33,226 --> 00:40:35,316 Hey, that's mine. 481 00:40:35,478 --> 00:40:38,148 Now it's mine. 482 00:40:38,314 --> 00:40:41,734 - Wendy, give Harry back his juice. - No. 483 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:43,987 Honey, give Harry back his juice. 484 00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:45,635 Mommy will pour you some of your own. 485 00:40:45,738 --> 00:40:46,828 - See? - No. 486 00:40:47,031 --> 00:40:49,281 Wendy, listen to your mother. 487 00:40:52,078 --> 00:40:53,998 Wendy Anne! 488 00:40:56,332 --> 00:40:59,582 - That is a very bad girl. - Wendy, go to your room. 489 00:40:59,752 --> 00:41:01,872 But I'm hungry. 490 00:41:02,046 --> 00:41:03,756 [ Anne ] Wendy... 491 00:41:05,258 --> 00:41:08,388 - Wendy Anne, you're going to your room. - [ growls ] 492 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,843 - Honey, it's only a little juice. - No, Dad. No. 493 00:41:12,473 --> 00:41:15,433 It's okay, she's probably just not feeling good, remember? 494 00:41:15,643 --> 00:41:16,433 The move and all? 495 00:41:16,644 --> 00:41:19,064 Look, I don't care about the juice. 496 00:41:19,272 --> 00:41:22,852 Any ways, I promised Miss St. Clair I'd eat with her. 497 00:41:23,025 --> 00:41:25,445 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 498 00:41:25,611 --> 00:41:27,901 - You sure? - Yeah. 499 00:41:28,906 --> 00:41:30,616 Harry? 500 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:44,045 [ Jazz playing ] [ Galwyn singing ] 501 00:41:45,798 --> 00:41:47,888 [ Knock on door ] 502 00:41:51,095 --> 00:41:53,435 [ Galwyn continues ] 503 00:41:56,476 --> 00:41:58,516 [ Stops singing ] 504 00:42:03,024 --> 00:42:05,154 Come in, Harry. 505 00:42:06,819 --> 00:42:09,069 - Hi, Eunice. - Hello. 506 00:42:12,408 --> 00:42:15,118 - How did you know it was me? - I recognised the knock. 507 00:42:15,286 --> 00:42:17,206 It's prepubescent. 508 00:42:29,217 --> 00:42:30,967 Eunice... 509 00:42:31,135 --> 00:42:33,055 Why are you here? 510 00:42:33,221 --> 00:42:36,051 - I don't get you. - You're different, aren't you? 511 00:42:36,224 --> 00:42:40,394 - Oh, yes. I like to think I am. - No, not like that. 512 00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:43,231 Look at all this stuff. It's not normal. 513 00:42:43,397 --> 00:42:46,027 It's all the things a kid would have. 514 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:48,482 An adult wouldn't have any stuff like this. 515 00:42:48,694 --> 00:42:51,074 I like all this stuff. I've had it for years. 516 00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,359 Hundreds, I bet. 517 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,489 You're fishing, kid. 518 00:42:59,372 --> 00:43:03,292 - Eunice, are you a witch? - What of it? 519 00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,757 Why are you here? 520 00:43:08,381 --> 00:43:11,051 I'm here because I have to be. 521 00:43:11,217 --> 00:43:13,267 [ Door bell ] 522 00:43:15,763 --> 00:43:18,053 - Just a second. - [ door bell ] 523 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,060 Just a sec. 524 00:43:25,189 --> 00:43:26,889 - Hi. Do you like flowers? - Yeah. 525 00:43:27,108 --> 00:43:29,118 These are for you. I picked them myself. 526 00:43:29,277 --> 00:43:31,907 Wow! Thanks a lot, they're beautiful. 527 00:43:32,071 --> 00:43:33,611 - So are you. - Thanks. 528 00:43:34,365 --> 00:43:36,205 My name is Wendy Anne. I live downstairs. 529 00:43:36,409 --> 00:43:38,699 - Oh, I'm Jeanette. - That's right. 530 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,626 Can I get you something to drink, or something? 531 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:44,371 Nope. 532 00:43:44,584 --> 00:43:48,294 Oh, be careful with that. It's breakable. Be careful. 533 00:43:48,462 --> 00:43:51,092 - This was you? - Uh-huh. I was about your age then. 534 00:43:51,257 --> 00:43:53,257 You were pretty. 535 00:43:53,426 --> 00:43:55,556 Thanks... I think. 536 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:59,050 - Beauty fades with age. - What? 537 00:44:01,475 --> 00:44:03,395 - This is your suitor? - [ laughs ] No! 538 00:44:03,561 --> 00:44:05,771 That's my boyfriend. His name's William. 539 00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:08,278 Yes, I know. 540 00:44:10,026 --> 00:44:13,616 I've got an audition today and I've got a lot to do, so, um... 541 00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,149 if you wanna hang around or something you can. 542 00:44:16,365 --> 00:44:17,405 I'll be right in here. 543 00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:26,636 - [ Harry ] How'd you become a witch? - [ Eunice ] I was a princess. 544 00:44:26,709 --> 00:44:29,329 And that seemed a pretty dull thing to be to me. 545 00:44:29,503 --> 00:44:31,833 - A real princess? - No, a phoney one. 546 00:44:32,006 --> 00:44:34,006 Of course a real princess. 547 00:44:34,216 --> 00:44:35,926 Anyway, I fell in love 548 00:44:36,135 --> 00:44:39,475 with a handsome young wizard named Torok. 549 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,960 And since we were to be married, 550 00:44:41,098 --> 00:44:43,808 I thought it'd be a good idea if we had something in common. 551 00:44:44,352 --> 00:44:49,392 So I studied magic with a great old man named Galwyn. 552 00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:52,565 - I was a pretty good student, too. - [ squeaks ] 553 00:44:52,735 --> 00:44:55,985 - Can you teach me to be a magician? - I could. 554 00:44:56,197 --> 00:44:59,037 But I don't think I'm gonna have the time. 555 00:44:59,241 --> 00:45:05,331 - Why not? You going somewhere? - I don't know, kiddo. I just don't know. 556 00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:08,877 - You cook good pancakes. - Thank you. 557 00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:12,503 - They're made from nosey kids. - [ squeaks ] Yeah, right. Uh-oh! 558 00:45:12,672 --> 00:45:15,172 Uh, how is your sister? 559 00:45:17,218 --> 00:45:20,428 - She's not my sister. - What do you mean? 560 00:45:22,431 --> 00:45:24,431 I figured it out. 561 00:45:25,393 --> 00:45:28,683 She looks like my sister. She acts like my sister. 562 00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:31,644 She even sounds like my sister, but... 563 00:45:32,024 --> 00:45:33,154 But? 564 00:45:35,403 --> 00:45:38,193 She's an alien. 565 00:45:38,364 --> 00:45:41,574 It's like she's a pod person from the planet Mars. 566 00:45:41,742 --> 00:45:42,742 No. 567 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:45,667 Close. But no cigar. 568 00:46:01,178 --> 00:46:02,688 [ Yawns ] 569 00:46:12,231 --> 00:46:14,151 Oh, mmm... 570 00:46:17,528 --> 00:46:19,078 [ giggles ] 571 00:46:20,448 --> 00:46:22,288 [ Eunice ] When did you first notice 572 00:46:22,491 --> 00:46:24,491 that your sister was behaving strangely? 573 00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:27,837 The day we moved in, which was Friday. 574 00:46:28,039 --> 00:46:31,909 Ah, Friday. Yes. That's when it all would have started. 575 00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:35,211 - Do you know what day Friday was? - Uh... 576 00:46:35,212 --> 00:46:37,462 Star Trek weekend on Channel 11? 577 00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:40,801 Walpurgis Night. Witches' Sabbath. 578 00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:44,558 The day when all the denizens of the unknown cavort. 579 00:46:44,722 --> 00:46:47,392 - Cavort? - Party hearty, Harry. 580 00:46:47,558 --> 00:46:50,108 Party hearty, Harry. 581 00:46:50,269 --> 00:46:52,219 Oh, all right. 582 00:46:52,438 --> 00:46:55,238 - Harry, this is Galwyn. - [ squeaks ] 583 00:46:55,441 --> 00:46:58,271 Galwyn, this is Harry Potter Jr. 584 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:03,440 - It's a mushroom. - I told you I was a good student. 585 00:47:03,616 --> 00:47:05,366 Huh! 586 00:47:05,534 --> 00:47:07,784 He's seen better days. 587 00:47:08,454 --> 00:47:09,954 [ Blows raspberry ] 588 00:47:10,498 --> 00:47:15,508 Now, this whole transformation takes about 72 hours. 589 00:47:15,711 --> 00:47:19,541 - So we really don't have much time left. - We don't? 590 00:47:20,132 --> 00:47:23,052 Harry, your sister isn't an alien. 591 00:47:23,219 --> 00:47:25,799 - She's something much worse. - What is she? 592 00:47:25,971 --> 00:47:27,971 We don't have time to chat about that now. 593 00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:30,052 I'll tell you all about it later, 594 00:47:30,226 --> 00:47:32,436 but for now I want you to go to your apartment 595 00:47:32,645 --> 00:47:34,025 and keep an eye on your sister. 596 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:36,770 Every adult in the world tells me to do that. 597 00:47:36,982 --> 00:47:40,192 Well, I'm one adult who has a good reason to tell you to do that. 598 00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:41,822 Now go on. Shoo. 599 00:47:50,329 --> 00:47:52,449 [ Heavy breathing ] 600 00:47:58,129 --> 00:48:00,039 [ Jolly whistling ] 601 00:48:06,637 --> 00:48:08,137 Jeanette. 602 00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:12,184 Hey! Jeanette. Hello? 603 00:48:14,061 --> 00:48:15,981 - Jeanette? - [ knocking ] 604 00:48:16,147 --> 00:48:18,147 Jeanette! 605 00:48:22,403 --> 00:48:23,403 You need any help? 606 00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:25,195 Hi. You must be the professor, right? 607 00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:28,326 I'm William, I'm Jeanette's friend. I've heard a lot about you. 608 00:48:28,534 --> 00:48:30,374 Nice to meet you. What seems to be the problem? 609 00:48:30,494 --> 00:48:32,994 It's no problem, really. 610 00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:35,809 She was supposed to meet me about a half an hour ago. 611 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,433 We were going to go play some volleyball. 612 00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:40,169 - But she never showed up. - That doesn't sound like her. 613 00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:44,307 No, it doesn't. I was getting a little worried, to tell the truth. 614 00:48:44,466 --> 00:48:45,806 Hello? 615 00:48:45,968 --> 00:48:49,438 - Seems like no one's home. - I'll try the bell again. 616 00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:51,517 [ Door bell ] 617 00:48:53,893 --> 00:48:56,353 Jeanette! Hey! Hello? 618 00:48:57,730 --> 00:48:59,480 - Jeanette? - [ knocking ] 619 00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:02,318 - [ Piercing scream ] - Ah! Oh! 620 00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:04,654 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 621 00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:06,360 I just got a migraine or something 622 00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:08,532 like I got hit in the head with a softball. 623 00:49:08,699 --> 00:49:11,239 - You want some aspirin or something? - No. No. 624 00:49:11,410 --> 00:49:13,870 Thanks. I'll be okay. Thanks anyway. 625 00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:15,208 Okay. 626 00:49:15,372 --> 00:49:18,912 If you need to use the phone or anything, I'm right down the hall. 627 00:49:19,084 --> 00:49:21,584 Okay, thanks a lot. Appreciate it. See you. 628 00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:24,345 Jeanette! 629 00:49:27,843 --> 00:49:29,723 Jeanette? 630 00:49:34,391 --> 00:49:36,851 Hey, Jeanette? Hello? 631 00:49:39,647 --> 00:49:41,777 - [ Giggling ] - Jeanette? 632 00:49:43,234 --> 00:49:45,984 Hey! Jeanette! Hello? 633 00:49:46,153 --> 00:49:48,443 [ Whoosh ] 634 00:49:52,284 --> 00:49:54,454 [ Giggling ] 635 00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:49,638 [ Whoosh ] 636 00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:53,969 [ laughter ] 637 00:51:01,895 --> 00:51:03,275 Mm. 638 00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:07,233 [ Mutters ] 639 00:51:07,234 --> 00:51:09,404 Hi, Malcolm. 640 00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:11,530 Hi, Wendy. Feeling better today? 641 00:51:11,864 --> 00:51:12,864 Yeah. Thanks. 642 00:51:12,906 --> 00:51:14,706 Why are you standing in the hallway like that? 643 00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:17,288 Well, I've locked myself out of my apartment 644 00:51:17,494 --> 00:51:19,534 and I can't seem to find my keys. 645 00:51:19,705 --> 00:51:22,915 Well, the door's not locked, silly. See? 646 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,793 Look. 647 00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:37,970 - Um, would you like some juice? - Yes, thank you. 648 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,102 Okay. 649 00:51:41,226 --> 00:51:45,146 - Orange or apple? - Um... apple. 650 00:51:48,484 --> 00:51:52,324 - I like your house, Malcolm. - Thank you. 651 00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:58,490 You seem to be at peace with the world around you. 652 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,740 What? 653 00:52:01,914 --> 00:52:04,084 Oh, nothing. I said it looks neat. 654 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,040 Thanks. 655 00:52:10,756 --> 00:52:12,676 Are you okay? 656 00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:15,761 - Sure, hon. - You're fibbing. 657 00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:20,140 A little. 658 00:52:21,392 --> 00:52:24,562 - You're real sick, aren't you? - Does it show? 659 00:52:24,728 --> 00:52:28,108 - No, but I can tell. - I bet you can. 660 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:34,479 Yes. I'm sick, and getting sicker every day, so the X-rays say. 661 00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:38,362 - What's wrong? - Oh, it's complicated. 662 00:52:39,326 --> 00:52:42,326 Bone marrow and yucky stuff. 663 00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:45,246 Doctors have their big names for it. 664 00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:48,369 If you ask me, this old body's just worn out. 665 00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:51,674 You're gonna die? 666 00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:53,999 Looks that way. 667 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:56,134 Hey. 668 00:52:56,301 --> 00:52:58,511 Want me to draw you a picture? 669 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:02,720 But you can't die, Malcolm. You're too special. 670 00:53:03,684 --> 00:53:06,104 It's okay. 671 00:53:07,104 --> 00:53:10,854 I was getting a little tired of this old body anyway. 672 00:53:11,024 --> 00:53:12,274 Now... 673 00:53:13,652 --> 00:53:18,112 Do you want straight or floppy ears on this bunny? 674 00:53:20,993 --> 00:53:22,493 Oh, um... floppy. 675 00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:26,870 Malcolm? 676 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,710 Remember when I asked you if you were an elf? 677 00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:31,427 Mm-hm. 678 00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:33,797 Did you ever want to be? 679 00:53:34,673 --> 00:53:35,793 [ Chuckles ] 680 00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:38,386 I did, actually. 681 00:53:38,594 --> 00:53:43,184 When I was about your age, in fact. Maybe a little older. 682 00:53:44,183 --> 00:53:48,563 Doctors were talking to my parents about recessive genes. 683 00:53:49,938 --> 00:53:52,858 I thought they were talking about pants. 684 00:53:53,609 --> 00:53:56,769 It's funny what you think about when you're a child. 685 00:53:56,945 --> 00:53:58,365 [ Sighs ] 686 00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:02,320 I just didn't understand what was happening. 687 00:54:03,285 --> 00:54:09,205 My parents told me, "Malcolm, you're just not going to grow any more." 688 00:54:11,126 --> 00:54:15,006 I thought, "Wouldn't it be wonderful" 689 00:54:15,172 --> 00:54:20,172 "if all this was happening to me because I was magic," 690 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,974 "and not because I was sick?" 691 00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:28,349 I used to sit in my bedroom and daydream... 692 00:54:29,436 --> 00:54:33,526 and wish that I'd wake up the next morning in a land filled with... 693 00:54:33,732 --> 00:54:38,362 unicorns and dragons and flying horses. 694 00:54:41,406 --> 00:54:44,576 And special people, just like I was. 695 00:54:47,913 --> 00:54:50,623 I kept on waiting for that to happen. 696 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:54,417 I kept on waiting. 697 00:55:04,429 --> 00:55:06,179 Hm. 698 00:55:09,184 --> 00:55:12,024 - Miss Cooper? Miss Cooper! - [ giggling ] 699 00:55:12,187 --> 00:55:14,817 - Are you in there? - [ giggling ] 700 00:55:15,774 --> 00:55:17,774 [ All ] Oh, "Miss Cooper"! 701 00:55:18,527 --> 00:55:20,947 Oh, no, damn it. I'm too late. 702 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:26,611 Mr. Dickinson? 703 00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:30,832 - Mr Dickinson, are you awake? - [ knocking ] 704 00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:32,168 [ Sighs ] 705 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:37,081 Barry? Barry, are you in there? 706 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:41,922 Duke? Anybody home? 707 00:55:42,092 --> 00:55:44,012 Hello, there, Miss St. Clair. 708 00:55:44,177 --> 00:55:48,147 - Are we having a problem? - Does it look as though I have a problem? 709 00:55:48,307 --> 00:55:51,517 No, you're looking for whales to harpoon, right? 710 00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:54,065 - You must be Harry's father. - That's right. 711 00:55:55,063 --> 00:55:57,813 Well, that explains his interest in monster movies. 712 00:55:58,025 --> 00:55:59,025 [ Gasps and laughs ] 713 00:55:59,109 --> 00:56:01,269 You should have seen me before I shaved. 714 00:56:01,862 --> 00:56:03,822 Have you seen Jungle Jim lately? 715 00:56:04,031 --> 00:56:06,531 Duke? No. I haven't seen him since Friday. 716 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,450 - Oh, damn it. - What's the matter? 717 00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:09,619 What's the matter? 718 00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:12,458 Everybody in the entire building is just disappearing, 719 00:56:12,664 --> 00:56:13,664 that's all, one by one. 720 00:56:13,832 --> 00:56:15,122 Well, it is the weekend. 721 00:56:15,334 --> 00:56:19,544 Do you know what day it was when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima? 722 00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:24,460 - It was on a weekend, right? - I don't know. 723 00:56:24,635 --> 00:56:28,975 But it would be interesting to find out, wouldn't it? 724 00:56:40,192 --> 00:56:43,572 - [ Anne ] Who was that? - The Wicked Witch of the West. 725 00:56:43,737 --> 00:56:47,117 Honey, uh, have we unpacked the encyclopaedia yet? 726 00:56:47,282 --> 00:56:49,362 [ Anne ] Second shelf. 727 00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:56,666 - Harry, what are you doing? - Waiting for Wendy. 728 00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:59,833 - Why? - Because it's my job to watch her. 729 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:02,723 Don't you think you're carrying the big brother bit a little too far? 730 00:57:02,747 --> 00:57:05,967 Dad, she's worse than a pod person. She's a monster. 731 00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,766 She may look like Wendy. She may act like Wendy. 732 00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:13,510 She may even dress like Wendy, but she's something else. 733 00:57:13,684 --> 00:57:18,524 Honey! Did you do a lot of drugs before we met? 734 00:57:23,485 --> 00:57:25,325 Professor Malory? 735 00:57:28,490 --> 00:57:29,650 [ Knocking ] 736 00:57:29,866 --> 00:57:32,956 - Professor Malory, are you all right? - [ growls ] 737 00:58:10,782 --> 00:58:13,282 [ Whimpers ] 738 00:58:21,209 --> 00:58:23,999 Welcome, brother elf. 739 00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:28,710 Oh! 740 00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:58,337 It's a great dinner, Mom. 741 00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:01,913 Yes, sir. A great dinner. 742 00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:03,873 Thank you, dear. 743 00:59:04,085 --> 00:59:06,545 Harry, you're not eating your dinner. 744 00:59:07,047 --> 00:59:08,797 I am. 745 00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:15,017 - I love family life. - Uh, honey? 746 00:59:15,222 --> 00:59:17,092 Harry, can you get me some coffee? 747 00:59:17,307 --> 00:59:20,317 If you just take your eye off your sister for a second. 748 00:59:20,477 --> 00:59:23,607 - Sure, Dad. - Just bring the pot over here. 749 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:29,232 Oh, my God! Ice. 750 00:59:30,445 --> 00:59:31,985 - You OK? - Yeah. 751 00:59:32,197 --> 00:59:34,537 What happened, Harry? 752 00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:36,667 You know. 753 00:59:36,868 --> 00:59:38,788 Well, how does she know when I don't even know? 754 00:59:38,995 --> 00:59:40,515 - Let me see your arm. - I'm fine, Mom. 755 00:59:40,622 --> 00:59:43,792 - Where does it hurt? - She does know, Dad. 756 00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:46,369 Believe me, she does. 757 00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:49,387 [ Cackling ] 758 00:59:59,182 --> 01:00:01,052 [ Growling ] Eunice... 759 01:00:05,146 --> 01:00:07,816 Eunice... 760 01:00:18,618 --> 01:00:21,168 Buzz off, you little creeps. 761 01:00:23,915 --> 01:00:26,585 [ Heavy breathing ] 762 01:00:59,868 --> 01:01:02,038 Ah. 763 01:01:10,378 --> 01:01:12,298 Night-night. 764 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:04,889 [ Jungle noises ] 765 01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:16,190 [ Wind howls ] 766 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,800 Oh, Harry. Oh! 767 01:02:42,971 --> 01:02:46,761 There's some hot cocoa and a sweet roll in the kitchen. 768 01:02:46,933 --> 01:02:48,143 How did you know I was coming? 769 01:02:48,351 --> 01:02:51,561 You told your parents you were coming over for breakfast, didn't you? 770 01:02:51,771 --> 01:02:53,851 I don't hang out with liars. 771 01:03:01,948 --> 01:03:04,538 Why don't you sit down? 772 01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:08,031 I saw Wendy last night like she really is, not when she's Wendy. 773 01:03:08,246 --> 01:03:10,546 Oh, you did, did you? 774 01:03:10,749 --> 01:03:12,039 It was horrible. 775 01:03:12,208 --> 01:03:15,178 It had a beaky nose, long nasty nails. 776 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,960 She looked just like that, didn't she? 777 01:03:18,965 --> 01:03:21,675 Yeah. How did you know? 778 01:03:21,843 --> 01:03:24,173 That, Harry my boy, is a troll. 779 01:03:24,345 --> 01:03:27,225 Or, more specifically, Torok the troll. 780 01:03:28,224 --> 01:03:30,224 [ Whines ] 781 01:03:30,393 --> 01:03:35,523 - What's a troll? - Oh, a... a fairy of sorts. Mean. 782 01:03:35,690 --> 01:03:37,560 Very strong. 783 01:03:40,403 --> 01:03:42,783 - Look at that. - Isn't that you? 784 01:03:42,947 --> 01:03:46,287 Yes. It's me. And that was Torok. 785 01:03:46,451 --> 01:03:49,951 - Wasn't Torok... - Can the chatter and listen up. 786 01:03:52,665 --> 01:03:53,915 There. 787 01:03:54,876 --> 01:03:58,006 Now, before there were countries, before there were presidents, 788 01:03:58,213 --> 01:04:02,673 there was just the world, one big place. 789 01:04:02,842 --> 01:04:06,762 And in this place, there were fairies and there were humans. 790 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:09,220 The leaders of both kingdoms decided 791 01:04:09,432 --> 01:04:11,512 that no side would rule the other. 792 01:04:11,684 --> 01:04:16,104 The kingdoms would be equally divided between the two of them. 793 01:04:17,065 --> 01:04:20,275 But that didn't set well with Torok and some of the fairies. 794 01:04:20,443 --> 01:04:25,193 They wanted to control the world, so there was a great big war. 795 01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:29,362 The good humans won and the rebel fairies were condemned to darkness. 796 01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:32,536 - And Torok was turned into a troll. - Yes. 797 01:04:32,705 --> 01:04:35,505 For all eternity. 798 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:37,877 But now he has vowed his revenge. 799 01:04:38,461 --> 01:04:40,831 He still wants to rule the world with his army, 800 01:04:41,005 --> 01:04:42,175 and that's why he's here. 801 01:04:42,340 --> 01:04:46,460 - And that's why you're here. To stop him. - That's my job, kiddo. 802 01:04:46,636 --> 01:04:48,556 But what is he doing here? 803 01:04:48,721 --> 01:04:51,851 I'm not quite sure, but I think that 804 01:04:52,058 --> 01:04:55,398 he's going from apartment to apartment. 805 01:04:55,562 --> 01:05:00,852 He's transforming sections of this building into different fairy worlds. 806 01:05:01,818 --> 01:05:04,828 And when he has succeeded in transforming them all, 807 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:09,458 a single fairy universe will be formed within this building. 808 01:05:09,617 --> 01:05:13,377 It'll be filled with all his old fairy pals, 809 01:05:13,538 --> 01:05:15,458 and when that's done, 810 01:05:15,623 --> 01:05:20,673 that universe will burst forth, like a fourth dimension. 811 01:05:22,046 --> 01:05:24,966 - What about Wendy? - She's alive somewhere. 812 01:05:25,133 --> 01:05:29,473 - How can you be sure about that? - When Torok wipes out humanity, 813 01:05:29,637 --> 01:05:32,267 he will save one token specimen. 814 01:05:32,432 --> 01:05:36,932 A fair-haired maiden, and she will serve as the princess of the fairies. 815 01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:41,275 Listen up, kid. We're getting right down to the wire here. 816 01:05:41,441 --> 01:05:46,151 Torok has just three days in which to complete his universe, 817 01:05:46,321 --> 01:05:49,651 or else he misses his cosmic chance. 818 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:53,787 He's running out of time and apartments. 819 01:05:53,953 --> 01:05:57,163 There are just two pieces of the puzzle left: 820 01:05:57,373 --> 01:05:58,913 My apartment and yours. 821 01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:01,465 - Here. - Ooh! 822 01:06:01,711 --> 01:06:07,131 Plunge this weapon deep into the heart of Torok's universe. 823 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,500 Where can I find that? 824 01:06:08,718 --> 01:06:11,428 Well, Torok has always been a little melodramatic. 825 01:06:11,596 --> 01:06:15,516 So just look for the biggest, most powerful creature you can find. 826 01:06:16,184 --> 01:06:20,814 It'll be mean, it'll be ugly and it will not be glad to see you. 827 01:06:21,022 --> 01:06:22,522 [ Gulps ] 828 01:06:28,738 --> 01:06:30,998 - See you. - Ah. 829 01:06:35,787 --> 01:06:38,287 I hope so, Harry. 830 01:06:39,749 --> 01:06:41,409 I hope so. 831 01:06:57,725 --> 01:06:59,105 Torok! 832 01:06:59,269 --> 01:07:01,889 You harm one hair on Harry's head 833 01:07:02,063 --> 01:07:06,603 and I'll make your life a living hell for all eternity. 834 01:07:14,659 --> 01:07:17,119 All right, my love. 835 01:07:17,287 --> 01:07:20,627 Once more, for old times' sake. 836 01:07:31,801 --> 01:07:33,921 Harry, what are you doing? 837 01:07:34,095 --> 01:07:36,975 - Waiting. - For what? 838 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:40,100 - A stray dragon. - Oh. 839 01:07:40,268 --> 01:07:42,358 Well, that's... 840 01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:22,223 Oh, stop it! 841 01:08:26,314 --> 01:08:29,234 There. That's more like it. 842 01:08:31,486 --> 01:08:33,906 All right, Torok. Show yourself. 843 01:08:35,573 --> 01:08:37,703 It's Eunice. 844 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:41,530 Your dear Eunice. 845 01:09:05,186 --> 01:09:07,896 Where are all your little friends, Torok? 846 01:09:08,064 --> 01:09:10,854 Are they hiding from me, too? 847 01:09:49,897 --> 01:09:51,607 [ Roars ] 848 01:09:52,692 --> 01:09:55,112 Damn. I should have known. 849 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:57,488 Oh. Oh... 850 01:09:57,655 --> 01:09:59,365 [ roars ] 851 01:10:13,129 --> 01:10:15,589 [ Snuffling and growling ] 852 01:10:15,756 --> 01:10:17,136 Oh! 853 01:10:19,135 --> 01:10:20,725 Whoa! 854 01:10:20,887 --> 01:10:22,057 Damn! 855 01:10:34,775 --> 01:10:39,445 All right. If it's a fight you want it's a fight you'll get. 856 01:10:40,531 --> 01:10:43,071 [ Growling and snorting ] 857 01:11:26,536 --> 01:11:28,246 Eunice. 858 01:11:28,454 --> 01:11:31,664 Eunice! Eunice, are you OK? 859 01:11:34,710 --> 01:11:36,290 Argh! 860 01:11:37,421 --> 01:11:40,671 [ Eunice ] All right, kiddo. It's up to you now. Don't blow it. 861 01:11:40,841 --> 01:11:43,211 Eunice! No! 862 01:11:43,427 --> 01:11:47,647 Go on. Get in there and save your sister. 863 01:12:21,007 --> 01:12:22,927 - [ Growling ] - What was that? 864 01:12:23,092 --> 01:12:25,012 [ Troll laughs ] 865 01:12:28,556 --> 01:12:30,896 [ Jungle sounds ] 866 01:12:35,062 --> 01:12:37,352 [ laughing and snorting ] 867 01:12:40,735 --> 01:12:42,445 Honey... 868 01:12:45,656 --> 01:12:47,656 Shut that damn door. 869 01:12:47,867 --> 01:12:51,457 He can't take over if you keep him out of your home. 870 01:12:53,497 --> 01:12:56,047 What is going on out there? 871 01:12:57,251 --> 01:13:00,171 I don't know, but I'm listening to that tree. 872 01:13:11,766 --> 01:13:14,106 [ Woman ] Harry Potter Jr. 873 01:13:14,268 --> 01:13:17,068 [ voices join in ] Harry Potter Jr. 874 01:13:17,229 --> 01:13:20,229 - Harry Potter Jr! - [ laughter ] 875 01:13:20,232 --> 01:13:24,112 - Harry Potter Jr! Harry Potter Jr! - [ laughter ] 876 01:13:26,155 --> 01:13:28,325 [ Groaning ] 877 01:13:33,746 --> 01:13:35,666 [ Growling ] 878 01:13:38,584 --> 01:13:43,794 Wendy. 879 01:13:48,094 --> 01:13:49,804 Ow! 880 01:14:04,568 --> 01:14:06,658 Wendy. Wendy. 881 01:14:09,365 --> 01:14:11,955 - [ Roaring ] - Oh! 882 01:14:16,872 --> 01:14:18,912 Oh, God. 883 01:14:37,643 --> 01:14:39,313 [ Growls ] 884 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:45,690 Harry! 885 01:14:50,448 --> 01:14:52,248 Ahh! 886 01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:02,912 Oh, my God! 887 01:15:24,690 --> 01:15:26,190 Go! 888 01:15:32,031 --> 01:15:33,491 [ Groans ] 889 01:15:37,495 --> 01:15:38,915 No, no! 890 01:15:39,079 --> 01:15:40,909 Not the girl! 891 01:15:44,794 --> 01:15:46,964 - No! - Harry! 892 01:15:55,429 --> 01:15:57,549 [ Groans ] 893 01:16:02,269 --> 01:16:04,139 Run! 894 01:16:27,169 --> 01:16:29,749 - [ Harry ] Dad! Mom! Open the door! - [ knocking ] 895 01:16:37,429 --> 01:16:39,469 [ Mutters ] 896 01:16:40,057 --> 01:16:42,057 - Huh? - Gotcha! 897 01:16:42,226 --> 01:16:44,436 [ laughs ] 898 01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:30,230 [ Distant sirens ] 899 01:17:42,077 --> 01:17:43,747 Hey! 900 01:17:43,913 --> 01:17:46,373 You did pretty good in there... for a human. 901 01:18:05,309 --> 01:18:07,389 Station's down on Main Street. 902 01:18:07,603 --> 01:18:09,933 - They'll fill out your report there. - Uh-huh. 903 01:18:13,984 --> 01:18:16,324 OK. That's all. Shows over. 904 01:18:16,487 --> 01:18:19,447 All right, everybody. Let's move along now. 905 01:18:19,657 --> 01:18:22,407 Let's go. Break it up. Let's go home now. 906 01:18:27,081 --> 01:18:30,501 - What do you think happened here? - Nothing. 907 01:18:31,877 --> 01:18:33,927 Someone probably had their stereo on too loud. 908 01:18:34,129 --> 01:18:35,539 Must have been one of those kids. 909 01:18:35,714 --> 01:18:37,754 - Place sure looks normal. - Hm. 910 01:18:37,925 --> 01:18:41,135 Let's play it safe. I'll check this side of the building out. 911 01:18:41,303 --> 01:18:43,013 Right. 912 01:19:00,239 --> 01:19:02,109 [ Wind howls ] 913 01:19:02,282 --> 01:19:03,992 [ Gasps ] 914 01:19:13,711 --> 01:19:15,921 [ Growling ] 65871

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