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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
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♪ turtle power ♪
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♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
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We're really hip.
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♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
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♪ and they're green ♪
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Hey, get a grip.
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♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
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♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
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♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
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He's a radical rat.
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♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
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That's a fact, Jack.
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♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
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Gimme a break.
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♪ Michelangelo is a
party dude ♪ party!
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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
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♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
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♪ turtle power ♪
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[Rreow!]
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Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
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Watch this,
shredder.
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You muddle-headed
mutants.
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Quit wasting time.
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Start operation
turtle Terminator.
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Right, boss.
We're on our way.
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♪ LA da da-da ♪
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♪ LA da da-da da ♪
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♪ da da da-da da ♪
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♪ I have a date ♪
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♪ so I can't
be late ♪
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♪ don't want
to make him w-wai-- ♪
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Ah-choo!
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Ow!
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Shh.
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Don't make no noise.
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Do like I do.
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[Rreow!]
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Yieee!
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Do like that?
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Ok...
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If I have to.
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Oh!
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Ooh, you poor man...
Or mutant.
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Mutant?
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Aah!
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[BONES CRACKING]
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Ow!
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Another mutant!
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Look what you've done.
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[SNORTS]
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What we're doing, lady,
is kidnapping you.
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And don't give us
no trouble.
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Kidnapping me?
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Oh, no.
No, please don't!
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I love it when they beg.
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You--you can't
kidnap me today.
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I have got a lunch date
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with channel 6's incredibly
handsome anchorman.
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Hey--hey, you can come back
tomorrow and kidnap me.
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Ooh! How come
we always get
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the tough assignments?
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Ready, turtles?
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Yeah.
I'll hit him high.
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I'll hit him low.
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And I'll take
what's left. Ha ha.
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Hyah!
Hyah!
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Cowabunga!
Hyah!
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ALL: Uhh!
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A fine bunch of ninjas
we are--
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we fell for the oldest
trick in the book.
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The lesson to be learned is,
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things are not
always as they appear.
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Learn to trust
your instincts,
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not your eyes.
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[BEEPING]
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It's the turtlecom.
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Leonardo here.
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What's wrong, April?
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I'm at Irma's apartment.
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The place is a complete mess.
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So what else is new?
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Irma's place
is always a mess.
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Irma is missing,
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and I'm sure rocksteady
and bebop took her.
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Wait right there,
April.
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We're on our way.
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Let's go, turtles.
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[FOGHORN BLOWING]
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Where are you bozos
taking me?
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Hey, lady, you ask
too many questions.
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Well, how do you expect me
to learn anything?
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Well, you just better
get me back
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in time for my date
or--or I'll--
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or you'll what?
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[GASPS]
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Mr. shredder?
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That's right, Irma.
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Welcome to our humble
low-rent hideout.
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Look, look. I'd love to
get the complete tour,
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but...I have a date.
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Ha ha ha.
You certainly do...
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With this robot.
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It's programmed to do
just one thing--
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find and destroy
the turtles.
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But what's all this
got to do with me?
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You'll soon see.
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Turtle Terminator,
self-activate.
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F-f-forget it,
fellas.
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I'm not
into heavy metal.
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H-h-hey!
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Hey, cut it out.
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It tickles.
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SHREDDER: Oh,
it's working perfectly.
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Hey...
You look familiar.
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[ROBOT VOICE]
You look familiar.
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Oh! It's me!
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Oh, at last,
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the plan that will finally
destroy the turtles.
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Wow, it was rocksteady
and bebop
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that crashed this bash,
for sure.
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But where did they
take Irma?
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That might be a clue.
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It looks like someone
tracked it in.
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If we knew what it is
and where it came from,
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we'd know where
they took Irma.
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Then let's
get started.
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April, you better get
back to channel 6
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in case she
turns up there.
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Ok, guys,
but be careful.
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What is your mission,
android Irma?
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Locate turtles.
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Zap turtles.
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Exactly.
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At the first sign
of the turtles,
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blast them!
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Blast turtles
at first sign.
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Ho ho! Splendid.
Now get to it.
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Hey, get your balloons
right here!
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Take some home
to the kiddies.
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Turtles...
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Zap turtles.
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Hem-hem. Must be
a balloon hater.
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According
to my analysis,
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that slimy green plant
from Irma's apartment
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is a hunk of seaweed.
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Seaweed?
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That means the mutants
must be operating
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out of the waterfront
district.
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Hey, give the lady
a cigar.
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We're headed
for the waterfront now.
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Don't worry, April.
We'll find Irma.
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I hope so.
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Irma!
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Irma, where
have you been?
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Thank goodness
you're all right.
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Oh, still no sign of Irma...
Or seaweed, either.
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I'll check in
with April.
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Donatello to April.
Donatello to April.
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What's up, fellas?
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April, where are you?
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I'm here at channel 6
with Irma.
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Irma? She's there?
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Is she ok?
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Ok?
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She's fantastic.
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[TYPING RAPIDLY]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Channel 6.
Please hold.
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Channel 6.
Please hold.
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Irma, would you please
find the Wilson file
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you lost 3 days ago?
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I really need--
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here.
Now get off my back.
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Irma, you amaze me.
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What are you
doing, Irma,
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bucking
for a big raise?
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No, I'm on a mission,
numskull.
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And she insists
rocksteady and bebop
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were never
in her apartment.
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Yeah, sure. And I've
never been in the sewers.
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Then who or what made those
big holes in Irma's wall?
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Well, maybe like some
truly humongous mice.
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Wait!
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That's a transport-module
tunnel.
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That means shredder
is definitely in the area.
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You know what this means, don't you?
Yeah.
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It's time for us turtles
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to catch some
humongous mice.
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Hi there,
Irma baby.
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Oh, hello.
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Well, this is it,
lucky lady--
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your big lunch date
with me. Ha ha.
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Get lost.
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You must have
forgotten.
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I'm granting you one full
hour with yours truly.
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I have a mission.
I cannot leave.
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Now wait
just a minute.
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No one
throws me over.
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No, no!
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Whoa!
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[CRASH]
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Wow, how weird!
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It's usually Irma
who flips out over a date.
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Hey, Irma!
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We're starving.
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Yeah. What's happening
with lunch?
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[COUGHING]
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It's burning,
I think.
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Ow!
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Owww!
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Ooh.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeow!
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Owww!
Ow-ohh!
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Please forgive me.
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Oh, this kidnapping
has me so upset.
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We ought to get
hazard pay for this.
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Gee, I'd take
any pay.
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Uh-oh. We got to
put out that fire.
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I sure wish
shredder was here.
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Hey!
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Uh-oh.
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Whoa!
Ohh!
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You had to open
your big mouth.
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Look at this place.
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I knew I couldn't trust you
to carry out this assignment.
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Well, it ain't
our fault, boss.
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It's this
floozy here.
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Yeah, she's
a real klutz.
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Hold on!
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I resent that remark.
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[CRUNCH]
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Ow-ow-ouch!
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Aah-oww!
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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See what I mean?
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We've covered
the waterfront for hours
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and still nothing.
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We'll never find shredder's
hideout at this rate.
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Hey, dudes, wake up
and smell the pizza.
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We can find him.
It's a cinch.
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Oh, yeah? Exactly
how do we do it?
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We follow them.
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It's bebop
and rocksteady.
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No duh.
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Why, Tiffany,
darling,
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I don't know where you
heard such a story.
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You know you're
my one and only,
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my very own turtledove.
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Turtles...
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Zap turtles.
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Wow.
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That Tiffany's
hot, hot, hot.
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That's not Irma.
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It's some kind
of robot.
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I've got to warn
the turtles.
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A robot?
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Irma's been replaced
by a robot?
267
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,212
Exactly--
268
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,915
some kind of
turtle-destroying android.
269
00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:26,784
Ok. We'll deal with it.
270
00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:29,753
But first, we've got
to save the real Irma.
271
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,022
Please hurry.
272
00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:34,392
If anybody even whispers
the word turtle,
273
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,393
channel 6
will be history.
274
00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:39,297
You heard April.
Let's go.
275
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:40,932
What humiliation.
276
00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:43,100
The future ruler
of the universe
277
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:45,870
reduced to eating
Chinese takeout.
278
00:11:45,937 --> 00:11:48,872
Um, excuse me,
your supreme highness,
279
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,308
but could you pass
the soy sauce?
280
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,877
I've got some
right here.
281
00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:55,445
Oh. I-I'm so...
282
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:56,614
I know.
283
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,148
Sorry.
284
00:11:58,317 --> 00:11:59,783
I'll get you
a washcloth.
285
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:00,584
[CRUNCH]
286
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,885
Ow!
287
00:12:01,953 --> 00:12:03,887
Sorry.
288
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,257
Where would
a supervillain
289
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,058
keep his washcloths?
290
00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:09,226
Psst. Irma.
291
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,796
Keep quiet and
we'll get you out.
292
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:12,863
Oh, boy!
293
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,732
You've come
to rescue me!
294
00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:17,201
Now I can go on my date.
295
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,136
Shh.
296
00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:20,938
The turtles!
297
00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,305
Get them!
298
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,641
Let the good times roll!
299
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,879
Whoa!
Ohh!
300
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,180
No! Look out!
301
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:31,616
Whoa!
Ohh!
302
00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:33,250
[CRASH]
303
00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:36,187
How about some
egg flew young?
304
00:12:39,657 --> 00:12:41,425
[MUTTERING]
305
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,596
What's he saying?
306
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,598
[MUTTERING]
307
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:50,868
Heh heh.
308
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,903
You don't
want to know.
309
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,140
They're getting away!
310
00:12:56,241 --> 00:13:01,045
Try these on for
size, shellbacks.
311
00:13:07,719 --> 00:13:09,253
Oh, they got away.
312
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,154
You expected
something else?
313
00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:13,257
At least
Irma's safe.
314
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,659
Big story out
on interstate 5, Stan.
315
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:18,762
A semi just flipped over
and turned turtle.
316
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,830
Turtle...
317
00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:21,498
Zap turtle.
318
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:24,735
I've heard
of hot news flashes,
319
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,236
but this
is ridiculous.
320
00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:27,538
Hurry, guys.
321
00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,307
That robot is getting more
dangerous by the moment.
322
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,177
It's going to destroy
everyone at the station!
323
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,946
Including that
truly divine anchorman?
324
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:37,314
I'm afraid so.
325
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,816
You heard April.
326
00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:41,284
Don't spare
the turtle power.
327
00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:53,597
What do we have here,
canned ham?
328
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,566
Ugh... Ugh... Arghh!
329
00:13:57,535 --> 00:13:58,736
My, shredder,
330
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,737
what a colorful
entrance.
331
00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:02,506
This is no time
for jokes.
332
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:04,942
Your turtle Terminator
has failed.
333
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:07,511
We'll see about that.
334
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:10,848
Turtle Terminator,
335
00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:13,216
this is your master.
336
00:14:13,284 --> 00:14:16,854
I await your command, master.
337
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:21,158
Intercept those turtles
and destroy them.
338
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,761
We've got to get to
channel 6 right away.
339
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,297
Not to worry,
bud.
340
00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:28,732
We're just
about there.
341
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,900
Correction--
342
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:31,668
we're just
about finished!
343
00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:41,245
It's Irma!
344
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,747
No way, dude.
345
00:14:42,814 --> 00:14:44,682
She's totally bogus.
346
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,551
Oh, no!
It's that robot again.
347
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:49,120
Her eyes are glowing.
348
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:51,922
Whoa. How does
she do that?
349
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,458
I don't know,
but it's kind of attractive.
350
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,301
Major bummer, dudes!
351
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,307
Banzai!
352
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,143
Turtles fight
with honor!
353
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:16,947
And women fight
with handbags!
354
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:22,286
Quick!
Everyone inside.
355
00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,454
Why should we run?
356
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,958
That's a pretty
good reason.
357
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,461
We can't
fight that thing here.
358
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:32,429
The whole city
will be wasted.
359
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,798
Ok, Einstein,
so where do we go?
360
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,133
I don't know,
361
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:39,570
but first, let's convince
it to come out with us.
362
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,672
Hey, lady,
want a lift?
363
00:15:41,739 --> 00:15:44,608
Must get turtles.
364
00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,945
APRIL: Hey,
we're going nowhere fast.
365
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:52,749
That Irma android is using
some kind of magnetic ray.
366
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,720
So much for taking
that robot anywhere.
367
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,287
No, we can do it.
368
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,590
Let the robot
grab us, April.
369
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,759
Now what?
370
00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:05,596
Quick. Head for the
abandoned amusement park.
371
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,431
You've got it, Donatello.
372
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:08,632
At last,
373
00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:12,302
the turtles are about
to be defeated.
374
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,304
I wouldn't
count my turtles
375
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,839
before they've
hatched, krang.
376
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,607
You're so negative.
377
00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,042
Trust me.
378
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,478
Nothing can go wrong.
379
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:28,318
Everybody out.
380
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,988
April, you and Irma
take cover.
381
00:16:31,055 --> 00:16:32,356
We'll handle this.
382
00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:33,591
But--but...
383
00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:35,092
You heard him,
April.
384
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:38,095
When turtles talk,
Irma listens.
385
00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,663
Yo, dudette.
386
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,231
Let's tango.
387
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:43,834
Ohh!
388
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,168
I thought you liked a women
389
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,770
with fire in her eyes.
390
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,773
I sure wish we could
find something to eat.
391
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,242
Irma, how can you
think of food
392
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,010
at a time like this?
393
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:56,112
Hey, I'm starving.
394
00:16:56,214 --> 00:17:00,116
I never had lunch with that
gorgeoso anchorman, remember?
395
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,452
Oh, boy!
396
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,355
A vending machine!
397
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:07,624
And it's got my
favorite health food--
398
00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:11,194
chocolate-covered
marshmallow fudge cake.
399
00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:12,629
Well, Donatello,
got any ideas
400
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:15,132
how we can stop
that robot?
401
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,366
Just one.
402
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:17,868
Overload
its targeting circuits
403
00:17:17,969 --> 00:17:19,703
and burn it out.
404
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,539
Bodacious notion,
but, like, how?
405
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,942
Simple. We give it
more targets
406
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,209
than it can handle.
407
00:17:26,277 --> 00:17:28,679
All right,
let's do it.
408
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:32,149
Here we are! Over here!
Hey, android!
409
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:33,584
It's gone.
410
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,986
But where
did it go?
411
00:17:36,053 --> 00:17:37,821
Irma?
412
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:40,157
Irma,
where are you?
413
00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,827
Irma, where did you
disappear to?
414
00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:44,361
Disappear to?
415
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:46,229
April, you'll never
believe it--
416
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,565
I found this
fantastic machine
417
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:49,933
with all this
health food and--oops.
418
00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:51,468
Who are you,
419
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,970
and who
does your hair?
420
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:57,173
Well, you see, I came along for
the ride with the tur--uh!
421
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,609
Whatever you do,
422
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,844
don't use
the "t" word.
423
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:02,246
The "t" word?
424
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:03,681
What "t" word?
425
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:06,350
Oh! You mean turtles.
426
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,152
Turtles...
427
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,988
Fellas, we've got
a real problem
428
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:12,990
if we can't find
that android.
429
00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:15,793
Yeow!
Help!
430
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,963
Sounds like April and Irma
just found it for us.
431
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,932
Great. Time to implement
our game plan.
432
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,535
Why didn't you warn me
433
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:27,270
the "t" word
was turtles?
434
00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:30,707
Irma, you're hopeless.
435
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:33,577
Ok, batter up.
436
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:40,150
Visitors 8,
437
00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:41,585
home team nothin'.
438
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,955
Hey, babe. Hit me
with your best shot.
439
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,559
Ha! Not even close.
440
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,927
You gotta do
better than that.
441
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:52,930
So much for that plan.
442
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,431
It's not getting
overloaded.
443
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:56,900
We need
more targets yet.
444
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,236
And I know
just the place.
445
00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:01,271
Destroy turtles.
446
00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:02,806
Ladies and gentlemen!
447
00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:04,941
Robots and androids!
Step right up!
448
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,610
All the turtles
you can shoot at!
449
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,912
Thousands of tantalizing
turtle targets!
450
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,118
KRANG:
Turtle Terminator, stop!
451
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:15,619
Don't go in there.
452
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,121
I command you.
453
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:18,789
Must not stop.
454
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,459
Must destroy turtles.
455
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,596
It's cut me off.
It won't respond!
456
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,630
Big deal.
457
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:28,665
It's going into
a fun house.
458
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,100
Don't you understand?
459
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:33,570
The only thing that could
destroy that robot
460
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,106
is in the fun house.
461
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:39,843
Hey, laser-breath!
462
00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:42,746
Your mother wears
steel sneakers.
463
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,183
Can't zap me.
464
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:48,351
Can't zap me.
465
00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,921
Nyah nyah
nyah-nyah nyah!
466
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,657
No, dudette,
lay it on me.
467
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,695
Hey, over here.
468
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,164
No. Over here. No. Over here.
469
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,800
Over here! Me first!
I'm here, dude!
470
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:17,815
Wow. Talk about
blowing a gasket.
471
00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:20,684
Truly radical strategy,
fearless leader,
472
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:24,221
but what put you onto
the mirror bit, huh?
473
00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:26,690
I remembered master
splinter's words--
474
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,626
"things are not always
what they seem."
475
00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:32,929
You know, I think I can repair
and reprogram this thing.
476
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,998
Why would you want
to do that?
477
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:38,168
For one final mission.
478
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:44,140
Well, krang,
479
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:47,077
it appears your turtle
Terminator was a Turkey.
480
00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:49,346
The experiment
isn't over yet.
481
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:50,681
[TRANSPORT MODULE
WHOOSHES]
482
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,051
Now, who could that be?
483
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,485
Zap shredder,
484
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:56,820
zap krang,
485
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,889
and zap mutants.
486
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,490
Yeow!
487
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:03,159
Yeow! Yieee! Owww!
488
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,094
Ooh-ow! Yieee-ooh! Eeyow!
489
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:07,397
Ooh! Owww! No fair!
490
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:11,935
I did what
to the anchorman?
491
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,838
You threw him
right across the room.
492
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,006
What am I gonna
tell him?
493
00:21:17,074 --> 00:21:18,875
Just tell him the truth.
494
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,010
Donatello's right.
495
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:21,779
The truth never hurts.
496
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:25,548
Yeah, and, like,
here's your chance now.
497
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:28,151
Yoo-hoo!
498
00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,521
Mr. incredibly handsome
anchorman!
499
00:21:30,588 --> 00:21:32,322
I can explain.
500
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,323
No, no!
501
00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:35,458
Keep away!
502
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,227
Ohh!
Ohh!
503
00:21:37,294 --> 00:21:39,229
What can I say but...
504
00:21:39,296 --> 00:21:40,463
Oops?
505
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:41,965
On second thought,
506
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:44,234
maybe the truth
does hurt.
507
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,131
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