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I don't know, it's not exactly formal.
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It's my backyard.
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You're sure
Jenna's okay with me coming?
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Amanda, you're my girlfriend.
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Oh, so you're already telling people
we're back together again.
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Yep. People know.
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Hey, Ryan, could you remind the DJ
about the couples' toast?
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Sure.
Couples' toast?
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It's kind of a family tradition.
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After Drew and I have our dance,
couples hold hands...
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...raise them high and yell, "Happiness!"
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Looks like mommy's getting shitfaced
tonight. Yes, she is.
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No, no, no! We cannot sit cousin Ed
next to the Barishes.
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Legally. The Barishes have a young son.
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These are all wrong!
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- Wilfy! Wilfy!
- Wilfred!
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Aah! Don't touch me!
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Sorry.
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I asked Drew to clip his nails,
but I guess he didn't.
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You mind?
I don't want him scratching anyone.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Please?
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He's really skittish
and you're the only person he'll trust.
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Aah!
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I didn't even clip it yet.
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You were going to.
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Yeah, well, that's what we're doing here.
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What's wrong, Wilfred?
ls there something you're not telling me?
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I don't know, Ryan.
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Is there something
you're not telling me?
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You know, don't you?
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You're damn right I know.
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When were you planning
on letting me in on this little secret?
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This changes everything. Ow!
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I'm not even holding the clippers.
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Look, Wilfred, I love Amanda,
and she loves me.
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I haven't told her about you
and everything else yet...
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...but I'm going to.
I'm just working up to it.
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Wait.
You and Amanda are back together?
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So you didn't know?
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How would I? I haven't seen Amanda
since the day you broke up.
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Then what the hell is going on?
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That's funny...
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...because I would like to ask you
the same question.
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What? Just a drawing I did
when I was a kid.
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So that's your family?
Yeah.
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Who's the dog?
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That's Sneakers.
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Not that dog.
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This dog.
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I don't know.
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Where did you get this?
I found it...
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...in your childhood scrapbook.
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Well, that's impossible.
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You just said it was your drawing.
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Well, I guess I was wrong.
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Ryan, I'm only 7-years-old.
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This picture's at least 20.
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What aren't you telling me?
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I have to get ready for the wedding.
I don't have time for games.
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This isn't a game. I need answers, Ryan.
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Who am I?
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What am I?
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Okay, you wanna know the truth?
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I've never seen that drawing before,
but...
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...I do know about the plan.
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The plan?
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You don't know?
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No, no, of course I know about the plan.
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Oh, my God.
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You really don't know, do you?
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Ryan...
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Please?
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This has all happened before.
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You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.
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There have been hundreds.
Maybe thousands.
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Every time you die, you get resurrected.
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I guess I always thought
there was something different about me.
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Something special.
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I didn't know what.
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Because you weren't supposed to.
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None of you were.
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What is my... Our purpose?
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No one knows for sure, but...
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...the prophecy SENS...
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...that all will be revealed
by the final five Cylons.
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Cylons?
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Battlestar Galactica.
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What did you think of the ending?
Frak you, Ryan!
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Come on, Wilfred, admit it.
You drew that picture.
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I don't know what you're up to,
but I'm not falling for it.
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I did not draw that picture.
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Well, I don't believe you.
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Wilfred, your nails.
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Hey.
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You look incredible.
Thanks.
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You will look amazing once I fix this.
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The wedding party is assembling, Ryan.
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Wilfred, hi.
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Sorry, I guess all these people
are making him nervous.
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That's all right.
He was sweet with me the other day.
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The other day?
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Wilfred saw you?
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Yeah, I was at, uh, Jenna and Drew's
dropping off a gift.
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They weren't home,
but Wilfred and I sat on the front porch.
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It was so lovely.
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I think he's really happy
we're back together.
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Stay two steps behind...
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...and do not let my tail touch the ground.
Wilfred.
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If a single hair touches a blade
of that grass, I will cut your dick off.
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You think I don't have a pair
of dick shears? I do.
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Now smile, you lying bastard.
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You're the liar.
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You saw Amanda a few days ago.
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No, I didn't.
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Dennis, I'm so glad to see you.
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She told me.
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That's why you drew that picture...
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...so I'd think I was too crazy
to be in a relationship.
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You don't want me to be happy.
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For the last time,
I did not draw that picture.
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Why would I do that?
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Why do you do anything?
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To mess with my head.
You're trying to ruin my life, aren't you?
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If I wanted to ruin your life, Ryan,
I wouldn't do it with crayons.
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Goddamn it!
Wilfy. Shh.
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Tony. Big T. Tony baloney.
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That was not Tony.
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Hey.
James?
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Hey, are you getting married today?
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Just hosting.
Oh.
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What are you doing here?
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Ah. It can wait.
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Actually, it can't. Come here.
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Is everything okay?
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It's about the guy you used
to work with, Kevin Jesquire.
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Your dad is representing him, right?
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Yeah. I still can't believe
he sold our company secrets.
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He was framed.
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What? By who?
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James?
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Our investigators turned up a wire transfer
from Kanner-Mckay...
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...for $10.2 million
into an offshore account...
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...in your name.
What?
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James?
Hey.
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Oh, my God,
I didn't know you were gonna be here, heh.
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Oh.
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This is so great. You can be my date.
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Here, hold my baby.
What? Huh?
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Yeah, get a feel for him.
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I'm gonna go get us some champagne.
What? Hey, hey, hey.
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This is some kind of mistake.
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No, dude, this is not a mistake.
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Look, I know you would never do this,
and so does your dad.
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But by law, he has to hand over all
information to the authorities by tomorrow.
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You're gonna need a really good lawyer,
Ryan. Your dad wants to help.
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I didn't do this, anything.
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Well, somebody did.
It's a setup.
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Someone is trying to ruin my life.
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Ryan.
I can't believe this.
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You framed me?
Whoa! Whoa!
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What are you talking about?
You sold my company's secrets...
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...and put the money in an offshore account
in my name. They're gonna put me in jail.
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Company secrets? Offshore accounts?
I don't know how to do that stuff.
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You knew my credit card
to order your meat club.
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That was amazon.com, Ryan.
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One-click shopping.
They make it very easy.
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Why would you do this to me?
I didn't.
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Then who did? And I swear to God,
if you say the postal service...
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Oh, you think the postal service
gives a shit about you?
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They're too busy developing
heartworm-deploying flea-borgs.
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And delivering mail.
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So then who?
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What? Your father.
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He's been trying to get you back.
He offers you a job, you knocked it back.
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Next thing you know,
the company you work for is destroyed.
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No, that's just a coincidence.
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Oh, really? How did you find out
about this offshore account?
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My dad represents the guy
accused of selling the formula.
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Well, isn't that convenient?
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Your father is the one who discovers
the evidence that links you to the crime.
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Suddenly, you need a lawyer.
Suddenly, you need him.
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He wouldn't...
Wouldn't what, Ryan?
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Manipulate you? Do whatever it takes
to get you back under his control?
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It's brilliant.
It's bullshit.
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When I left my dad's firm, it caused
a huge embarrassing scandal for him.
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The last thing he wants from me
is more negative publicity.
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Heh, nice try, Wilfred. It was you.
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Christ, Ryan, think about it.
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Sending you to jail,
how would that benefit me?
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Without you, I have no purpose.
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I'm nothing.
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It's like I don't even exist.
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I feel like I've heard that before.
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Because you know it's true.
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Ryan, there is someone else to consider.
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Someone who's been sabotaging you
for years.
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Someone who even tried
to kill you once.
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Me?
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I would never... That's crazy.
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Interesting choice of words.
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Come on. I mean, don't you think
I'd remember doing something like that?
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There's a lot you don't remember.
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I gotta be honest with you, Ryan.
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I thought I was in control.
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I thought I was calling the shots.
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But what if it was you all along?
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Why would I do this to myself?
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I don't know, mate.
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Maybe the person who doesn't want you
to be happy...
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...is you.
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I thought I was getting better.
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Mate, you know
you don't have to tell her now.
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She deserves to know.
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There you are.
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Sorry. Hosting stuff.
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Everyone,
please join the bride and groom...
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...as they finish their first dance together.
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You've done an amazing job.
This wedding is beautiful.
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Amanda, I have to tell you something.
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I don't know how to say this.
Ryan, you can tell me anything.
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Wilfred talks to me.
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And I talk to him.
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We talk to each other. Like, real talking.
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Full-on conversations.
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Is this some kind of joke?
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I wish it was.
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It's hard to explain.
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Everyone else sees a dog.
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But when I look at him,
I see something else.
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I've kept this a secret for so long.
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And I thought I could handle it, but I can't
and I don't expect you to...
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Ryan...
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...Wilfred talks to me too.
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I thought I was the only one.
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Ever since that day you brought him
into the office.
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I tried to ignore him,
tried to pretend it wasn't happening.
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I was afraid I was losing my mind.
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I can't believe this.
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Yeah. After a while, I finally realized
that he was here for a reason.
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Ryan, there's so much darkness inside
of me that I don't let anyone see.
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But Wilfred,
he seems to know everything about me...
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...and I know it sounds crazy, but...
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...he helps me.
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I thought I was the only one too.
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Ryan, don't you see?
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We're meant to be together.
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We don't have to be alone anymore.
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I just don't understand
why Wilfred never told me.
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He never mentioned it to me, either.
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Maybe it was a part of his plan.
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What plan?
He told me about it the day we broke up.
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He told you he has a plan?
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00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,246
Yeah, I don't know all of the details, but you
know Wilfred, he's so mysterious. Heh, heh.
254
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,601
He sure is.
255
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:02,606
So about his plan...
I'll tell you all about it in Tahiti.
256
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,761
Tahiti?
257
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:08,288
Or Rio. I mean, wherever we wanna go.
258
00:14:11,128 --> 00:14:14,610
I'm the one that sold the formula, Ryan.
259
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,404
$10.2 million.
260
00:14:19,577 --> 00:14:20,863
You did that?
261
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,211
I did it for us.
262
00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:27,482
Now we can be together forever.
263
00:14:27,685 --> 00:14:29,414
Just like Wilfred promised.
264
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,927
She said what?
You told her to sell the formula.
265
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,320
Why didn't you tell me?
266
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,481
Because I can't.
267
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,722
I'm a dog, Ryan. I can't talk to people.
268
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,247
How many times
do I have to tell you that?
269
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,267
Come.
270
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,643
Wilfred. I told Ryan everything.
I hope you're not mad at me.
271
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,168
I don't know what she's talking about.
Wilfred, come on. He's so silly.
272
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,927
Ryan, can she actually hear what I'm...?
Wilfred, stop.
273
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,608
Ryan, I swear,
there's no way she can hear me.
274
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,204
Amanda, what did Wilfred just say?
275
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,170
Yeah, Amanda, if you can hear me,
tell me what I just said...
276
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,084
...you diseased bag of human garbage.
277
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,370
He said that the little bride and groom
on top of the cake make him think of us.
278
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,571
No, he didn't.
279
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,285
I think that's what he said.
280
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,683
Sometimes it's hard for me
to understand him with that French accent.
281
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,681
Okay. I think we're done here.
282
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,650
Amanda, you have to turn yourself in.
283
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,922
What? No, no, no, no, no.
284
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,209
When you broke up with me,
you told me it was because of your job.
285
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,328
Well, now you never have to work again.
286
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,050
You framed Kevin.
287
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,725
An innocent man went to jail.
288
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,247
Innocent?
He stole the jalapenos off my bagel.
289
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,481
Five times.
290
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,290
Kevin was a great man.
291
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,484
He gave me a belly rub
when nobody else would.
292
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,369
A man died.
293
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,045
Jeremy killed himself.
294
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,329
I know,
and I do feel really bad about that.
295
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:16,565
Are you ready for us
to start our new life together?
296
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,726
Yeah.
297
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,611
Let me just say goodbye to some people.
298
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,923
Whoo!
299
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,922
Great party, Ryan. Whoo!
300
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,206
I had dinner reservations,
like, 45 minutes ago.
301
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,001
Sorry. Listen, I know who framed me.
302
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,242
You do? Shit.
303
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,885
All right.
304
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,006
I'm your lawyer.
305
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,241
Don't talk to anybody.
306
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,290
I'm gonna call the FBI,
we're gonna get this sorted out, okay?
307
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,284
Call a doctor too. A psychiatrist.
308
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,326
Excuse me.
309
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,723
Can I have everyone's attention
over here, please?
310
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,130
Drew and I would like to honor
our incredible host, Ryan Newman.
311
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,282
Ryan, we can't thank you enough.
312
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:17,206
You truly have made today
the happiest day ever.
313
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,371
- Okay, single ladies. It's bouquet time.
- Whoo!
314
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,606
Ryan, it's all happening.
315
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,481
Our life together is gonna be so...
Wonderful.
316
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,807
It's all gonna be wonderful.
Heh, heh.
317
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,331
How's Amanda?
318
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,802
She's being held
for psychiatric evaluation.
319
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,926
She confessed to everything,
so I'm in the clear.
320
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,169
I hope she gets the help that she needs.
321
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,203
If it makes you feel any better...
322
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,367
...I didn't see it coming either.
323
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,047
And I'm usually good
at spotting the crazies.
324
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,524
Like me?
325
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,887
You're no crazier than anybody else.
326
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,042
Said the dog to the man.
327
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,123
You're not, Ryan.
328
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,488
How can you say that?
329
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,366
What's the difference
between me and Amanda?
330
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,371
Some people can't handle Vegas.
331
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,365
You can.
332
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,050
What about that drawing?
What about it?
333
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,690
The only thing
that's given me comfort at all...
334
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,845
...is that deep down
I assumed you had all the answers.
335
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,761
But if I really drew that picture
when I was a kid...
336
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,161
...and you don't know what it means...
337
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,005
...well...
338
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,641
...we're on a plane with no pilot.
339
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,926
And that scares the shit out of me.
340
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,601
I drew the picture, Ryan.
341
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,447
I was just messing with your head,
like I usually do.
342
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,407
I guess I took it too far.
343
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:39,350
Don't worry, mate.
344
00:19:39,918 --> 00:19:41,761
You're in good hands.
345
00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,526
Good night.
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