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Where's your ex?
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She's been out sick all week.
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Oh. Oh, I get it.
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She's all embarrassed to show her face now
because you tapped it and scrapped it, right?
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- You down with O.P.P.?
- Sorry, sorry.
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Sorry I'm late, everyone. Sorry.
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Jen, hair looks great today.
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Scotty boy.
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Did you see The Bachelorette last night?
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Brutal.
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Okay, listen up.
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This morning,
Kanner-McKay announced the results...
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...of their phase-three trials
of their cancer drug...
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...ahead of schedule and...
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Well, what can I say?
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We lost.
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They beat us.
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All of our investors have jumped ship.
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What? Oh, no, no.
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We're screwed.
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Me speaking, you quieting down. Go.
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Ahh.
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Now, I know that you're all worried
about your jobs.
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And I understand that.
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But my grandfather...
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...was once trapped inside a mine
for 15 days.
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And everyone around him had lost hope.
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But not my Pepaw.
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He looked at those men...
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...and he said:
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"Us digging out of here. Go."
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What a guy.
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And 10 years later, he owned that mine.
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And my grandfather never gave up hope
and neither should you.
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You should refuse to see this situation
as a defeat.
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But rather as an opportunity to do
something even better, even bigger.
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Because this I know:
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You will dig yourselves out of this mine
and you will emerge even stronger...
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...and you will change the world!
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Yeah!
Baby!
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I need to call the wife.
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Oh, man.
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That was some inspirational shit.
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First I'm like, "I cannot afford
to lose this job right now."
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But it's just like Jeremy said, you know.
We gotta...
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Man, when someone shoots themselves
in the face, it's just like...
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."dude.
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I don't wanna cast a darker shadow
on an already tragic day...
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...but I think someone may have eaten
part of Jeremy's brains.
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Hey, Kristen.
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Thanks for ignoring my calls all morning.
Where have you been?
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Oh, right, your checkup thing.
That's right, Ryan.
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My checkup thing for my pregnancy thing,
which you are late for.
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You said you'd be here. People in the waiting
room were looking at me like I was a slut.
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It's just that
I'm not in a good place right now.
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Everything went to shit
two weeks ago and...
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That's right, two whole weeks. Move on.
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Scott, that is not my vagina.
Look, I need you to be here for me.
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I do not wanna be alone in that delivery room.
Can't you just ask someone else?
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Thanks for nothing, Ryan.
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Uh-oh.
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Jenna's out of town.
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Two single boys with no jobs
and nothing to do. Woo-hoo!
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Come on, let's get started.
I don't feel like going out.
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But you've been on your ass
doing nothing all week.
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So? My life sucks right now.
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I wish I could press the reset button,
but I can't.
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I'm just trying to take care of myself.
Yeah.
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Judging by the rigidity of your load sock,
you've taken care of yourself quite a bit.
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What do you want?
Look, you're depressed. I get it.
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You know what I do
when I'm feeling down?
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I get outside myself
and do some good in the world.
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Pfft. Yeah, right.
I do.
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When I mauled that black teenager's
face the other day...
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...think I did that because
he had ice cream on his cheek? No.
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I did it because I hoped it would help him
to be the next Seal.
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Wait, you did what?
It's called service, Ryan.
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And you can start by making me breakfast.
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I usually eat at 9:15 sharp
and it's already approaching 9:17.
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Come on, I'm kind of freaking out here.
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This is why we had to rush over here,
her cat?
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I appreciate you both coming
on such short notice.
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There, there, Mom.
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Oh, Wilfred.
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Uh, okay, the thing is...
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It's not a big deal.
It's just I like to have my paw on top.
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I know how much Mittens meant to you.
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She was my best friend.
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Okay, uh, maybe you didn't hear me
the first time.
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And again, it's not a big deal.
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But I usually have my paw on top.
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Don't know how I can be
any more clear about that.
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As you can see,
I'm kind of a mess right now.
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Look, L...
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Be cool, Wilfred. She's grieving.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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You are just glowing
with the spirit of motherhood.
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Thanks.
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So is the baby a mulatto?
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What? No, Mom.
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So you're no longer exclusively
into black love?
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Is that what you're trying to tell me?
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You know what?
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Kristen could really use
some help preparing for the baby.
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Ryan.
I mean, that's what I do when I'm feeling down.
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I get outside myself
and do some good in the world.
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Hey, you stole my line.
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You know what I say to people
when they steal my lines?
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I say, "Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Albert."
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Kristen...
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...I would love to help you with your baby.
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I delivered Mittens' kittens.
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Most of them lived.
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It would be so wonderful
to be there for you.
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Ahem. Well...
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...I could use all the help I can get.
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Watch the baby.
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It's a terrible idea.
I wouldn't recommend her leaving the grounds.
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In fact, I think we should discuss
a more managed care situation.
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I thought she was getting better.
Some people take a turn for the worse.
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Especially after losing someone
close to them. Even if it was a cat.
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Mom's gonna be crushed.
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Look, she's been very resistant
to this idea.
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It would really help ease the transition...
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...if one of you could convince her
that this is in her best interest.
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I know this is difficult.
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And if you need to talk to someone,
here's the number of a good therapist.
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He really helped me through a tough time
after I was...
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...raped.
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Mm.
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Shall I show you our managed care facility?
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Ryan, I know the timing
couldn't possibly be any worse...
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...but I think someone may have dug up Mittens
and eaten part of the corpse.
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Come on, Ryan.
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Did Dr. Cahill talk to you
about that managed care thing?
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Yeah.
Well, what do you think?
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Do you think I'm that crazy?
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Of course not.
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But he is the doctor, right?
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Do you remember that?
When I used to help you paint?
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Yeah.
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You were so talented.
You had such a gift that I gave you.
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And now you kids are all grown up
and you don't need me anymore.
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Of course when you did need me,
I really wasn't there.
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I will always regret that.
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But taking care of Mittens...
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...that made me feel useful.
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And now that she's dead...
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Sometimes when your father
was yelling at me about...
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...I don't know, spoons or whatever...
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...I had this fantasy of just escaping
and running away from it all.
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Like, actually running away.
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Just doing something for me.
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I've had thoughts like that.
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Leaving everything behind.
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All the pain, the bad memories.
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Yeah, just hitting the road,
popping in a bitchen-ass mix tape...
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...and just being free.
Free.
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Have you lost your mind? Mexico?
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You know they eat dogs down there.
They do not.
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You don't think Mexico City
has a Koreatown?
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Get in.
I'm a creature of habit, Ryan.
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I eat, sleep and shit
on a very rigid schedule.
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You can't just take me out of my routine.
I'm not going.
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Fine, hasta la vista.
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Bullshit. We both know
you're not just gonna leave me here.
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All talk, just as I suspected.
Now, here's what's gonna happen.
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We're gonna ditch Morn, pick up
some primo, head back to your place...
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Goddamn you, Ryan. Shotgun.
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Whoo! We're free.
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Celebrate through dance with me, Ryan.
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This is torture.
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Long car rides are animal cruelty.
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Don't think I can be distracted
with all this fun wind. Yeah, wind!
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And apparently someone doesn't know
the rules of shotgun.
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Do you think Wilfred's safe back there?
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- Sit down.
- I don't need to sit.
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Anyone who knows about dogs
knows that we have perfect balance.
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In fact, there is no physical force
that can even... Aah!
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Ooh, ooh. Oh, there's an organic fruit stand
up ahead...
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...that's built on what I believe to be
a vortex energy field.
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Do you mind if we stop there?
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Hey, it's not like we've got anywhere to be.
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Oh, hilarious.
I have my regular sun-spot nap at 1:30.
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I need to be there a few minutes early
for pre-nap stretching and my yawn-squeaks.
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This reminds me of those road trips
we used to take.
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Do you remember that time
we drove to Lake Tahoe...
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...and Kristen wouldn't speak to me
for two days...
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...because I said she could be president
of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee?
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The kids were so cute back then.
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The kids?
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Oh, brain toot. Pbbt!
I meant you and your sister.
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Ryan, turn this car around now.
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Calm down, Wilfred.
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Don't tell me to calm down.
It's your fault that I'm... Aah!
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The energy vortex is strong here, Ryan.
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I have not experienced
geomagnetic rejuvenation like this...
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...since I don't know when.
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Look at my mom.
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She's never been so happy.
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You really think you're helping her, Ryan?
Shouldn't your wife be in managed care?
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Whoops! Brain toot. Pbbt!
I meant your mother.
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So she misspoke. It was nothing.
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We gotta go back, mate.
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No.
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All right.
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But don't pretend you're doing this for her.
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- Hello?
- Where the hell have you been?
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I'm just on a little road trip with Mom.
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A little road trip? You disappeared
with our mentally unstable mother.
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She's not mentally unstable.
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She's just eccentric.
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Well, imagine how eccentric Mom's gonna get
if she doesn't take her mood stabilizers.
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I'll make sure she takes her meds. Hang on.
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Is that kitty litter?
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There's still turds in it. Dibs.
What the hell, dude? I called dibs.
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She doesn't have medication with her.
Of course not.
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They dispense them here because,
oh, that's right, she's mentally unstable.
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- I'll call you back.
- Hey.
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Hey, mind if I drive?
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Oh...
Come on, get in the car.
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If we make it to Victorville by sundown,
I know a place that rents stilts, cheap.
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Uh, listen, I just talked to Kristen
and she seems pretty worried.
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We've had a fun day, right?
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Maybe we should just head back.
About time.
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Very funny, Ryan.
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Oh. Oh, you know where
we should stay tonight?
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I know the most charming little
nudist hostel just outside Rosarito.
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That's it. I can't take it anymore.
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Turn this bloody car around.
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Bad enough Mom is losing her mind.
Now little Emily down the street...
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...will go outside to play at 3:35
and not get tail-whipped in the face.
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Is that what you want, you sick bastard?
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Ah...
Shit.
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Thank God.
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Okay, Ryan, be cool.
Just hide the bag of apples under the seat.
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Why?
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Wait, did you steal this fruit?
No, I did not steal the fruit.
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Fruit belongs to the earth, therefore
no human has a right to put a price on it.
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I did however steal this pen
from the cash register.
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- Afternoon, officer.
- Oh, thank God you're here.
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I'm being held hostage.
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My name is Wilfred.
I live at 2200 Ingmar Drive.
245
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- Cute dog.
- Thank you.
246
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License and registration.
247
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,124
Oh, gee, officer.
248
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:23,411
I left my license at home
when I left there 20 years ago.
249
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,369
Would you step out of the car, ma'am?
250
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Ooh!
251
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Of course, officer. No problem.
252
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Mom, what are you doing?
253
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Mom.
254
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,842
Victorville stilt shop or bust.
255
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,729
Jesus, Mom. Pull over.
256
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,167
Why? This is exciting.
257
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,887
I haven't been hassled by the Man
since 1974.
258
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,122
You just ran over a cop's motorcycle.
259
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,891
You're carrying around a purse
full of kitty litter.
260
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:55,170
What, because I wanna keep a little piece
of Mittens with me, that makes me crazy?
261
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,810
What's crazy is you not sharing.
262
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,446
Just stop the car now.
263
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,091
Don't tell me what to do, Henry.
264
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,401
Henry?
265
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,404
Mom, you know I'm not Dad, right?
266
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,010
Yeah. Yeah, of course I do.
267
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,322
Mom, you're not well.
268
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,648
Please, let me drive.
269
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,810
Okay.
270
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,808
You'll never control me, Henry.
Wait.
271
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,530
Buckle up, Sneakers.
Mom.
272
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,603
I'm not Sneakers, you crazy bitch.
273
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,445
Henry, help!
274
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,402
I appreciate that, officer.
Like I said, she's off of her medication.
275
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,040
If you find her first,
will you please let us know?
276
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,727
Thank you so much. It's a good thing
you're a lawyer. Mom's gonna need one.
277
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,567
I get it. I messed up.
Don't you think I feel terrible about this?
278
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,563
You should, because this is a disaster.
279
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,007
Wait, make a left up here.
280
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,730
You wanna do this?
281
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,450
You gotta help me.
282
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,888
My name is Wilfred Fazio Mue...
Oh, it's you.
283
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,206
Hey, Mom?
284
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,169
Mom, it's Kristen. I'm gonna...
285
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,926
Hi. I'm gonna need you
to take your medication, okay?
286
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,087
Right. I'm sorry, but you have to.
287
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,528
You're my helper, remember?
I can't help you.
288
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,167
I can't even help myself.
289
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,325
We should just come up
with some wacky way for me to die.
290
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,323
Okay, here you go, Mom. Take this.
291
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,091
Jesus, Mom!
292
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,244
I can't deal with this right now.
293
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,249
Shut the damn cat up
and take your medicine.
294
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,091
Ow. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
295
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,607
Are you okay?
Do I look okay, Ryan?
296
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,081
Oh, God, this is not happening.
No, not now.
297
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,807
Not in some stupid hick's gross backyard.
298
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,691
No offense. A towel or something?
299
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,649
Shit, here comes the miracle.
300
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,804
I'll call 911.
We're 50 miles from the nearest hospital, Ryan.
301
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,446
You're gonna have to help me
through this, okay?
302
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,928
Listen, I deliver babies for a living.
303
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,208
You can do this, but I need you to... Ow!
304
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,125
Did you not hear what she said?
She needs your help, mate.
305
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,684
I can't.
Ryan, I know you're depressed...
306
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,764
...and you don't wanna think of anyone
but yourself right now.
307
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,649
But that tainted whore needs you.
308
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,040
Ryan, please.
309
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:31,762
For God's sake, go participate in the most
beautiful experience life has to offer...
310
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,764
...even if it means looking
into your own sister's slop hole.
311
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,126
God.
312
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,607
It's okay, Kristen.
313
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,240
I'm here. Everything's gonna be fine.
314
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,364
- Here, squeeze my hand, okay?
- Thank you.
315
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,171
You're doing good, Mittens.
316
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,370
Hi.
317
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,091
I'm Ryan.
318
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,242
I'm your uncle.
319
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,851
Are you feeling better, Mom?
320
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:28,162
You know, Kristen's gonna
really need your help.
321
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,204
And I was thinking
that maybe the best way to do that...
322
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:36,001
...is for you to go back
and get the help that you need.
323
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,370
I know.
324
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,890
Careful.
325
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,487
I'm a grandma.
326
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,401
Listen, I hate to be a Debbie Downer,
especially in the midst of all this joy...
327
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,565
...but I think someone
may have eaten Kristen's placenta.
328
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,363
I won't be too long, I promise.
Take your time.
329
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,844
I was able to get Patches from up the street
to cover Emily's 3:45 face-whipping.
330
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,004
And my 4:30 Jenna cuddle's been pushed.
331
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:31,961
But if I'm not back by 6:30 a.m. to bark at that
garbage truck, I don't wanna think about it.
332
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,845
Go.
333
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,726
Hey, Mom.
334
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,769
Ryan? Hey.
335
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,845
Oh, I don't wanna get paint on you.
Oh, it's okay.
336
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,762
So how's your new, uh...?
337
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,204
Your new situation?
338
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,329
Things are good.
339
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,927
I've got a lot of mileage
out of the cop story.
340
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,925
I made a few new friends.
341
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,449
And they do everything for me here.
I don't have to lift a finger.
342
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,645
You know,
I haven't painted since I was a kid.
343
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,609
You had a great eye.
344
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,805
I had a great teacher.
345
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,809
Another Hilary Swank dream?
346
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,440
She was wearing a G-string in this one.
347
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,161
Ryan, it was so real.
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