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Wow.
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This just in. My boobs are huge.
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Squishy. Tits.
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Squishy. Squishy. Squishy.
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You've gotta feel how soft my tits are
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Well, it probably hasn't been seen
by that many people.
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One-point-four million views?
It's posted everywhere.
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As your lawyer, maybe I could send
a cease-and-desist letter...
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...to "fazio-mcboners-99."
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Oh, God, it's humiliating.
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- Ryan?
- Oh, uh, um...
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Amanda. Wh... Wh...
What are you doing here?
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Sunday morning workout.
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Hi. I'm Amanda.
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
This is my neighbor, Jenna.
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She's Wilfred's owner.
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Yeah, it's so nice to finally meet you.
Yeah. You too.
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Well, I gotta run, so I'll see you later.
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Well, she seems...
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She is. She totally is.
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I mean, she wasn't just then,
but she usually is.
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Come on, treasure. I know you're
under there somewhere, dick.
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It's Drew. I... Hey, sweetie.
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What?
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They just played "Squishy Tits"
on Howard Stern.
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Why are you telling me this
like you're excited?
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What are you doing?
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Sniffing up all the valuables
these idiot beachgoers leave behind.
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Oh, shit!
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You're not gonna believe this.
I had my arm around Jenna.
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And of course, right at that moment,
Amanda shows up.
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So?
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So that's not how I wanted them to meet.
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Next step in my relationship with Amanda
is her hanging out with my friends.
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I need to make sure they get along.
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Ryan, have I ever told you the story
about Rex and Lady?
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Their owners moved in together
and tried to force them to be friends.
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But Rex was a free-spirited swashbuckler,
a dreamer.
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A Renaissance dog, really.
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Lady, on the other hand, was a dyke.
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So one day, their owners made them play
in the yard together.
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Well, Rex ended up killing Lady
and hiding her body under the porch.
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And every now and then...
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...Rex would go out
and look at the corpse...
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...and I'd find myself...
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And Rex would find himself
getting aroused.
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My point is,
you can't control relationships.
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You have to let things happen naturally.
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Yeah. "Naturally" is what just happened
on the beach.
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Oh, my God. Is that...?
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A piece of shit diamond brooch.
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Anyway, I wish they'd met
under better circumstances...
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...like a dinner party.
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Oh, I love dinner parties.
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They totally bring out
the Pomeranian in me.
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Wilfred, you're not exactly
dinner-party guest material.
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The smell of food makes you drool all over
and you lick people's scabs.
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Ryan, it's a perfect opportunity
for me to get to know Amanda.
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You've been dating her for two months.
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And I haven't even so much as sniffed
her Map of Tessie.
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Is that her...?
Yeah.
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Woo-hoo!
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Sandy mayonnaise crusts.
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Mm.
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So that... That... That was funny,
running into you at the beach today.
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I'm really glad you got
to finally meet Jenna.
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Yeah, me too. You guys seem close.
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I mean,
you certainly watch her dog a lot.
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You know, I have to ask you a question
about her.
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Totally. Anything.
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Is she...
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"squishy Tits"?
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Oh, um...
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Oh, my God. I knew it.
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What was her deal? Was she on drugs?
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What? No. Um, low blood sugar.
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Look, don't judge her
based on that video.
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I'm sure you'd like her
if you got to know her.
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Maybe we can all hang out sometime,
like a dinner party or something?
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You mean at your place?
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I cook a pretty mean brisket.
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That sounds great.
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Hey, and maybe you could even serve up
some squish, squish, squish.
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Squish, squish, squash.
No.No.No.
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You seriously cannot mention that.
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Hey. Welcome.
Hey.
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Something smells great in here.
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Brought you some
Sheboygan Seasonal Pumpkin Kale Ale.
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Oh. Great. I think I still have the case
that you gave me last year.
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Ha, ha. You don't have to hoard it, buddy.
It's not our best seller.
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But, hey, more for us. Right, bro?
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We'll put our coats in your bedroom.
Okay.
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Hi. I made a pie.
Hey.
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Oh. You didn't have to do that.
I wanted to make a good impression.
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What did you tell them about me?
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That I'm a nerd
who spends all day in a windowless lab?
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I did. But when they see you in that dress,
they're not gonna believe me.
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Hey, Amanda.
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Hi.
Hey, great to see you again.
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Yeah. You too.
This is Drew, my fiancé.
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She makes everything sound so fancy.
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We're getting married.
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Congratulations.
Thanks.
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That is a beautiful dress.
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- Thank you. Ryan helped me pick it out.
- Aw...
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Seriously?
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Yeah. This is nice.
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I'll just put this in the kitchen
and get everyone some wine.
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Or some pumpkin kale ale.
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Oh, Jenna, did I mention that Amanda
went to school in Santa Barbara?
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No. Drew and I are getting married
in Montecito.
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I love Montecito.
Isn't it the best?
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- Where in Montecito?
- The Bay Harbor Club.
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Yoo-hoo.
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What are you doing here?
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I brought dessert.
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I found it in the most charming
little French bakery's Dumpster.
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There's nothing in here.
Of course there is.
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There's a giant grease stain
and a smidge of crusty whipped cream.
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I've already chewed up
four of these this week.
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After tonight, I'm going on a cleanse.
Sorry we're late, by the way.
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We?
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What are you doing sitting over here,
cranky pants?
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Can we just have a nice night tonight?
Please?
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Ooh, something smells divine.
No, no. Wilfred!
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I'll have a glass of Pinot.
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Just a club soda for Bear.
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Bear's back on the wagon.
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Five weeks sober. It's a miracle.
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Take my coat.
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Wilfred, I know what this is.
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You wanna get to know Amanda,
but now isn't the time.
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I need everything to run smoothly tonight.
And it will.
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Isn't this beautiful?
Oh, I should say hello.
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No, no! Wilfred, go home. Please.
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And miss out on a delicious mingle?
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Oh, isn't that cute?
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Wilfie followed us over to the party.
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Well, hello, everyone.
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Amanda, so good to see you again.
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No, no, no, down. Get him off!
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- Get him off me!
- Wilfred!
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Sorry. I...
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I'm not much of a dog person.
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I think I smell something burning.
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I'm sorry. I can take him home
if it's gonna be a problem.
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No, no. I... I'll be fine. it's... it's...
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I didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.
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You know, I just remembered...
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...Jenna minored in art, and you like art.
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Well, I was a business major...
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...but this one time, my roommate and I,
we had this big argument...
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...about whether it was Monet or Manet.
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And it turns out, both are correct.
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That's the great thing about art.
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I'll just, um... I'll go get your drinks.
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Wilfred, this is exactly why...
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Look, Ryan, I'm sorry.
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I was excited because I know
she's a special person in your life...
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...and I wanted to get to know her better.
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But tonight's important to you.
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So I'm gonna be on my best behavior
from now on.
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Really?
Some people like dogs, some don't.
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It's a free country.
You don't have to worry about me, Ryan.
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Well, thank you
for being so mature about this.
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For a minute there, I thought you were...
Oh, shit!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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What's going on?
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Isn't it obvious?
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All of the tension in the air
has sent Bear back to the bottle.
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Five weeks down the drain.
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Hey, look.
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Bear is back on the wagon again.
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Problem solved.
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Bead
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Looks like we're in for a bumpy night.
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Ryan, this brisket looks amazing.
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Okay, Bear. We're almost there.
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Oh... Oh, whoopsy daisies!
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Excuse us, everyone.
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Come on. Let's get you on your feet.
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No, Bear. We're not over here.
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You can't ride the go-karts
because we're not at the go-kart track.
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We're at Ryan's house, remember?
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Um, think I could get another plate?
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I think the dog may have touched this
as he walked by.
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Oh, uh...
Here. Take mine.
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My old dog
used to love licking my plate.
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She was such a sweetheart too.
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And Wilfred loved her.
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Then one day she just ran away.
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I miss you, Lady.
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Yes, Bear, I heard you the first time.
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Six beers, and Amanda's finally starting
to look bone-able.
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Volume, Bear. Volume.
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You know,
dogs are very hygienic animals.
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So, Jenna,
how's the wedding planning going?
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Good. I read somewhere that dog mouths
are cleaner than people mouths.
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That's actually
a common misconception.
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Dogs' mouths harbor a massive
infectious disease and viral load.
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In fact, one dog lick
and you could end up...
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...with hantavirus, E. coli, hepatitis...
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Yes, I get it, Bear. I'm your best friend.
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I'm one of the good ones. You love me.
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I'm a journalist...
Yeah. I've seen your work.
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Thanks.
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I've seen research about dogs...
Bear, your breath! Give me a little space!
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- Oh! Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, Wilfie, time to go.
- No, it's fine.
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It's fine. I'm sorry. I just...
I'm gonna go clean up.
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You're destroying my dinner party.
It's not me, it's Bear.
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Let's get through the rest of the night...
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...and in the morning,
we can try to get Bear back to rehab.
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Enough. If you keep acting like this...
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...you're gonna cost me
my first real relationship in two years.
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Wait.
Since when does Bear have two eyes?
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Bear stole that button off Amanda's coat.
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When Bear drinks,
all impulse control goes out the window.
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You've ruined her coat?
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In all fairness,
is keeping her little coat buttoned up...
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...more important than giving someone
the precious gift of sight?
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Oh, God! You monster!
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It's okay, Bear. I can fix this.
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Hm. That's tight. Mm, mm.
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Mm. Mm.
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Note to self.
Why are you doing this?
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You trying to punish Amanda
for not liking you?
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Amanda doesn't seem to like anyone.
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She says she's not a dog person
but she's not really a people person, either.
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People aren't getting along because of you.
I had this evening perfectly planned.
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I told you, Ryan,
you can't force them to get along.
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Oh, yeah?
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Watch me.
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Listen, I'm sorry if it seemed like
Amanda overreacted to Wilfred.
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It's okay.
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It's just weird that she doesn't like dogs.
Don't you think?
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Actually, there's a reason for that.
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When she was a kid,
she was attacked by a dog.
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Oh, my God.
She was walking home from school...
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...and this huge Great Dane
came out of nowhere and bit her.
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It was really traumatic.
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That poor girl.
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Where was she bit?
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On her left butt cheek.
245
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,369
There's a huge scar.
246
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,170
She's really sensitive about it.
247
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,448
Well, I won't say anything. I promise.
248
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,047
Yeah, well,
I should probably go check on her.
249
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,526
A Great Dane bit Amanda, huh?
250
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,411
That will never work.
Oh, yeah? Why not?
251
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,404
Everyone knows the Great Dane's
preferred method of attack...
252
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,722
...is the pin-down-and-slobber-on.
253
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,009
Coincidentally, that's also Drew's
preferred method of lovemaking.
254
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,489
I know what I'm doing.
255
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,282
Amanda, I am so sorry about the wine.
256
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,647
- Of course I will pay for any dry-cleaning.
- No.
257
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,411
Heh, heh. It's fine. Really, it's okay.
258
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,484
Look, I know I've been testy tonight,
but it's not you.
259
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,331
Don't know if you've heard,
there's this Internet video...
260
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,323
...that's ruining my life right now.
261
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,001
Oh, uh...
262
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,801
No, I haven't heard anything about it.
I'll send you the link.
263
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,971
Anyway,
I have been super stressed out lately.
264
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:06,284
You know what I do when stressed out?
There is this amazing spa on Wilshire.
265
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,885
They have natural hot springs.
266
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,362
We should go sometime.
I would love that. How about this weekend?
267
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,929
Okay. It's a date.
268
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,249
You know what this calls for?
Another round of wine.
269
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,005
Well, I'm a big enough dog
to admit when I'm wrong.
270
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,367
I guess you can force people
to like each other.
271
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,123
No thanks to you.
272
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,884
Just one question, though.
273
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,042
I've never been allowed in a spa.
274
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,202
The patrons keep their clothes on, right?
275
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,724
Oh, wait, no.
276
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,564
It's the opposite, isn't it?
277
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,690
Looks like your lie
about Amanda being bit in the ass...
278
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,127
...is about to come back and bite...
279
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,247
Come on, Wilfred,
you're better than that.
280
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,488
It seems you and Jenna are hitting it off.
281
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,847
Yeah, I'm really looking forward
to the spa.
282
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,400
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. Um...
283
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,607
Jenna would never tell you this herself,
but she shouldn't be going to the spa.
284
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,921
Why?
285
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,010
The heat is not good for her...
286
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,528
...heart condition.
Oh, my God.
287
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,648
Why did she agree to go?
288
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,168
She's stubborn. She doesn't want it
to stop her from enjoying life, but...
289
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,840
Thank you for telling me.
I'll suggest something else.
290
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,970
That'd probably be for the best.
291
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,130
Hey, what's the ETA on the P-I-E?
292
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,169
Coming right up.
293
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,846
Oh, Jesus.
294
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,441
Let me guess.
Drunk Bear threw the pie in your face?
295
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:46,764
Yes, Ryan. Right after Bear said some
of the most extraordinarily hurtful things...
296
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,440
...I've ever heard come out
of someone's mouth.
297
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,602
I am not a butthead.
298
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,211
That's it. Bear's going.
299
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,725
Bead
300
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,211
Let go of my Paw-
301
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,203
You're hurting me.
Wilfred, drop it!
302
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,805
Hey, everything okay in here?
303
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,963
- What the hell?
- Wilfred!
304
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,565
You could've broken my back.
305
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,963
Amanda, help me up, please.
Get the dog away from me!
306
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,406
Hey, where's your scar?
307
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,164
What scar?
308
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,886
Oh. I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have said anything.
309
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,565
- What are you talking about?
- Look.
310
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,644
Somebody got into the pie. May... May...
Maybe we should go for ice cream.
311
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,327
Ryan told us about that dog that bit you
on your butt when you were little.
312
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,641
The dog that... What?
313
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,245
Why would you tell them that?
314
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,051
He wanted us to understand
why you don't like dogs.
315
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,965
And we totally get it.
A bite on the butt.
316
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,726
That's what you told them?
What is wrong with you?
317
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,247
Don't talk to Ryan like that.
Stay out of this, Squishy Tits.
318
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,606
Yikes.
319
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,444
You lied to your friends about me.
320
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,847
L...
Uh-oh, Ryan.
321
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,288
Amanda was caught with her pants down,
now you're caught with your pa...
322
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,926
Seriously, Wilfred? You are off tonight.
323
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,686
I didn't realize my history with dogs
was so important.
324
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,605
But why don't I save us some time
and tell you the truth?
325
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,410
You don't have to...
No, no, no.
326
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,562
We're all real good friends now, right?
327
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,122
You wanna know why I don't like dogs?
Let's share.
328
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,362
When I was 8, I used to spend
every Sunday at my grandfather's house.
329
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,046
He had two Bluetick hounds.
330
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,486
Sam and Finnegan.
331
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:13,804
We used to take them for walks
and go for swims in the lake.
332
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,530
L...
333
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,450
I looked forward to it all week.
334
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,641
Then one Sunday...
335
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,282
...my morn dropped me off...
336
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,727
...and I went inside the house.
337
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,842
And there was my grandfather
lying on the kitchen floor.
338
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,642
He'd had a heart attack.
339
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,130
He'd been there for about a week.
340
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,884
The dogs, they got so hungry
that they'd eaten both his legs...
341
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,281
...and half his face.
342
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,321
That's the last time
I remember seeing my grandpa.
343
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,209
So thank you for the reminder.
344
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,283
Excuse me.
345
00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,966
So sad.
346
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,331
Amanda?
347
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,164
Can I come in?
348
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,922
Drew and Jenna took off. It's just me.
349
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,127
Wilfred.
350
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,169
No, no. It's okay.
351
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,521
I get it now.
352
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,968
I was lying on the bed here crying...
353
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,249
...and Wilfred just came up
and cuddled up to me.
354
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,005
It was like he knew I was upset.
355
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,846
And then, I don't know, everything felt...
356
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,090
...better.
357
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,571
There, there.
358
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,326
Let's get those tears off your face.
359
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,291
Amanda, I shouldn't have lied
about the dog attack.
360
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,961
Yeah.
361
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,851
And Jenna doesn't have
a heart condition either, does she?
362
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,680
I can't believe I called her "Squishy Tits."
363
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,365
Does she hate me now?
364
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,608
No, no, no. She doesn't...
365
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,211
She'll... She'll get over it.
366
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,006
I'm sorry about everything.
367
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,726
I just wanted you and Jenna
to get along.
368
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,565
Because if you didn't, I was worried...
369
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,087
...that maybe that would mean
that you and I...
370
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,528
Ryan, you never have to worry
about you and me.
371
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,091
We're good.
372
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,890
Really?
Yeah.
373
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,089
Anyone who's gone to all that trouble
must care a lot.
374
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,890
I shouldn't have tried to force it.
375
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,203
I mean, hey, look at you and Wilfred.
376
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,964
I know.
377
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,770
It's weird, right?
378
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,440
Since that incident with my grandfather,
I've never felt comfortable around dogs.
379
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,685
I've always associated them
with this feeling of doom.
380
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,890
But now, with Wilfred,
I don't feel afraid anymore.
381
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,724
I'm glad.
Heh, heh.
382
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,924
Wilfred means a lot to me.
383
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,290
Come here, Wilfred.
384
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,525
Nice to finally meet you.
385
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,965
So I hear Amanda and Jenna
are going out to dinner this weekend.
386
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,920
Yup. And I had absolutely nothing
to do with it.
387
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,650
I'm proud of you, Ryan.
388
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,168
It's good that you're no longer trying
to control things.
389
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:38,248
Well, like any alcoholic,
Bear had to bottom out first, you know?
390
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,927
But I'm pleased to report,
Bear is back in the program.
391
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:46,802
Got a new sponsor, and I really think
it's a step in the right direction.
392
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,883
Bear's sponsor is an origami swan?
393
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,642
Look, you and I both know
the paper swan can't actually talk to Bear.
394
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,406
But if it helps Bear,
that's all that matters, yeah?
395
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,528
I'm very proud of you.
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