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Sorry. He's not usually like this.
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Leash aggression. Come on. Come on.
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Ryan. Oh, my God. It's been a while.
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Yeah. My new job is pretty intense,
long hours.
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I was actually on my way there now,
but I wanted to stop by and say hi.
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Well, yeah, I'm really glad you did.
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You wanna come in?
Yeah.
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So Wilfred is back from Wisconsin, huh?
I guess that mean's Drew...
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Ry can see clearly now, the rain is gone.
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What's up, bro?
Welcome back, Drew.
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Good to see you, man.
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Did you hear the news?
I'm moving to L.A.
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For reals this time.
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Finally tying the old knot-a-roo.
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That's great.
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Wow. I can't believe it's been
three months since I've seen Wilfred.
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Oh, he's gonna be so excited.
Wilfred! Wilfie.
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Guess who's here.
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Drew-by-Dooby-Doo.
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What's up, bro?
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Hoo-wah! Ha, ha, ha.
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I finally taught Wilfie how to shake.
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Hey, buddy.
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I brought you your ball.
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Drew, have you seen this? Jordy Nelson's
ankle sprain isn't as bad as we thought.
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Might even start Sunday.
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Thank God.
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Nelson really takes the top
of the defense.
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Uh, I don't think he remembers me.
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Of course he does. Just give him a second.
You want some coffee?
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Warning, bro, it's decaf.
All that's allowed these days.
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If it means that much to you, Drew,
you can drink whatever you want.
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Okay, Wilfie, wanna play some catch?
Huh? Come on.
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Come on.
Hells, yeah. Catch is the shit.
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I'm so glad you stopped by.
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I thought maybe you were,
I don't know, avoiding me.
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Work has been crazy.
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Well, I've missed you.
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By the way, I'm sure you've noticed.
I'm not pregnant.
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False positive.
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Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
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It's okay. I mean, that's why
Drew and I got engaged...
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...but we're still really excited
about the wedding.
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Okay.
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Come on. Whip it over here.
Let's see that arm, champ.
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My bad. My bad.
It's just under the bush over here.
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I'm all over it,
Drewish Community Center.
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Hey, I wanted to say goodbye.
Gotta head to the office.
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Listen, I'm sorry you had to
witness that squabble in there.
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Things have been tense
between me and Jenna.
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Really? I didn't notice.
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She was going through
my luggage...
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...and she found a bottle
of this stuff called Maxtinol.
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They're over-the-counter, but turns out,
technically, they're kind of steroids.
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And I had no idea.
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A guy at the gym turned me on to them
for maximum core rippage.
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But, of course,
Jenna assumed the worst.
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Got it.
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All right, Wilfie.
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Bring it back.
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Here you go, bro. Here's the ball.
Right where you wanted it.
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All the way back.
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Oh, right, right, right. Of course.
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Good boy. Let go.
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Let go. Wilfie, let go.
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Oh, you wanted the ball.
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Right. Sorry.
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I don't know why I do that.
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Come on, Wilfred.
Get your head in the game.
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Wow, Wilfred seems really
into playing catch.
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Yeah, I took him to my parents'
lake house after the accident.
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We totally bonded.
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Wilfie got in the best shape
of his life.
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Nothing like fresh Wisconsin air
to get you back on your feet.
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Okay, I got this one. Let's do this.
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Drew! Drew! Drew!
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Drew... Oh, shit.
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Although, let's be honest...
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...he's never gonna be a champion.
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Drew, I just tripped over your suitcase
for, like, the fifth time this morning.
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Could you please finish unpacking?
Coming, sweetie! Heh, heh, heh.
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Wilfred, I know you're having trouble
remembering who I am...
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...but I hope that with time...
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I remember you, Ryan.
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Memory is like the Packers...
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...when they're behind by two touchdowns
in the fourth quarter.
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It comes back.
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So how have you been?
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Wisconsin was kick-ass.
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There's a beautiful lake there.
I took 37 shits in it.
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But you always thought
Drew was a dick.
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Drew picked up the broken bundle of bones
I called a body after that car accident.
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He helped create what you see
before you.
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We've showered together.
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I won't say another bad word about him.
I'd appreciate that.
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I really need you to please
just put your stuff away.
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- Jeez.
- Hey, Jenna.
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- They're having problems.
- I can see that.
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This is hard.
Should I say something?
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Like what, Ryan?
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Drew and Jenna are getting married.
Get over it.
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Yeah. They're only getting married
because Jenna thought she was pregnant.
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And she only thought that because
I switched her pee for that drug test.
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Don't you think I need to do
the right thing...?
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You know, spending
the last few months with Drew...
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...sitting on the couch,
watching A-Rodge thread needles...
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...doing chest and back Tuesdays,
arms and cardio Thursdays...
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...not having to help solve
any deep, emotional problems...
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...it helped me realize that this little
relationship of ours has been one-sided.
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What do you mean?
I mean, you're selfish.
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From now on, you got a problem...
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...figure it out yourself.
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Wait. Wilfred, I need you.
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Well, I don't need you,
Ryan Woman, hear me roar.
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You're on your own.
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Hey, you know, I was thinking
rather than ordering in...
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...maybe you and I could grab a bite
at Cestone's.
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Actually, I brought my lunch.
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Oh, okay.
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You know what? I don't get it.
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I've calculated my facial proportions
and I am 94 percent symmetrical...
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...which according to the index,
is borderline hot.
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And I dressed up
this boring old lab coat...
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...with a quirky Japanese robot pin,
so you know I'm fun.
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And everyone in the office already knows
I am a total sex addict.
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What?
And, see, I have this edgy sense of humor...
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...which sometimes crosses the line.
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Like right now, for instance.
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Oh, God.
You totally have a girlfriend, don't you?
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Not exactly.
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Look, Amanda, you seem great.
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Oh, this is awkward.
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You know, I'm just gonna go have sex
with whoever's in the men's room.
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Well, there's that edgy sense
of humor again. So good stuff.
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Hey-
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I like the suit. You look nice.
You too.
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What, in my mustard-stained
sweatpants?
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Mustard stains are the new black.
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You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just...
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Relationships can be, uh, tough.
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You could always call it off.
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Call what off?
My eight-year relationship?
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Heh. It was a joke.
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A bad joke.
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's my bad.
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I don't have much of a sense of humor
these days.
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I'll see you.
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See you.
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Hey, small world.
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You Jog, huh?
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It's Thursday, Ryan.
I told you. Arms and cardio.
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So, what was up with Drew?
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I woke up at 6 when he slammed
the car door and sped off.
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Was he pissed off?
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Drew drives hard.
Dude's confident behind the wheel.
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Did he and Jenna
have another argument?
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Relax. I'm not asking for advice or
anything. I'm just trying to make small talk.
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And I'm just trying
to focus on my pace.
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Uh, seven-minute miles,
ever heard of them?
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You think Jenna...?
Are you still sweating over that?
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I told you, it's over. Let it go.
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Yeah, but... Okay, can we just
slow down for a second?
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Why? So we can spend the whole day
talking about your problems, selfish prick?
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I'm not Dr. Phil, okay?
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I'm Dr. Wilfred. And I only call
myself that when I'm deejaying.
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What do you want me to say?
I need your help.
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And what about my problems?
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You don't think I'm dying inside right now
because Drew thinks I'm a loser?
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I guess I never thought about it.
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If this bromance is gonna work...
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...we need to have
an equal relationship.
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Like those two guys
over there.
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Those guys?
Yeah.
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See that one guy? He's scratching
the other guy behind the ear.
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And the first guy, he's psyched...
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...because he's helping the other guy,
who's his friend.
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Now, the first guy,
he's throwing that ball.
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And the other guy,
the naked hairy guy...
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...he's running and bringing it back
because that's what bros do.
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It goes both ways, Ry-Sharona.
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Get in there. Get in there. Good.
Get in there. Get in there. Tunnel.
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Come on. Come on. Up. Up.
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Stay. Stay. Stay.
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Nice grab, bro.
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Hey, cute pooch.
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- What's the breed?
- Um, he's a...
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Tell him snow leopard.
I don't really know.
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Couldn't even do that
for me, hey, Ryan?
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Keeps you guessing, huh?
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- Heh. You have no idea.
- Hey.
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Jellybeans, huh? What's up, bro?
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Hey, you look good out there.
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On the count of three,
both say what we can bench.
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One, two, three. Thirty-five pounds.
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Hey, you didn't say it.
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Oh, what?
You're ignoring me now?
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You're better than me,
you beautiful, golden-haired prick?
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Jellybeans has been training for
the Health Kibble Incredible Dog Challenge.
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Kind of a fun thing to do
on a Saturday, huh, kid?
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Yeah, that's it.
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Attaboy.
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If I win this competition, then Drew
will finally see me as a champion.
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Jenna would never let Drew
enter me into the contest.
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He's not allowed to do anything
even slightly competitive.
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Well, maybe I could sign you up.
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I was on the track team
in high school. I could train you.
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You'd do that for me?
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Wait, what's in it for you?
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Come on, Wilfred.
I'm your friend.
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Cut the shit.
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You just need me to help you solve
your little Jenna dilemma.
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Okay, fine. You're right.
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Do we have a deal?
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Deal.
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Weak grip, mate.
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FlexBar hand exerciser, ever heard of it?
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What are you doing?
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Just studying some film
from practice.
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Listen, I was thinking maybe later tonight,
we could start talking about Jenna.
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Hang on, hang on. Look at this.
See what I did there?
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I got super-tired, stopped running
and started dry-heaving.
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I've gotta not do that.
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God, who am I kidding?
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There's no way
I can beat Jellybeans.
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I'm never gonna be
the champion he is.
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He's so fast and strong.
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He's got the glossy coat
of a healthy one-year-old.
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And his nose...
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God, his nose gets so wet.
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Don't worry.
We'll get you there.
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Maybe if we took a break and talked.
No.
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There's only one way
I can win this competition.
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You need to put a jar
of flesh-eating bacteria...
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...all over Jellybeans' legs
and genitals.
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I'm not doing that.
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Fine. You don't wanna do whatever
it takes to help me, the deal's off.
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What...? Wait, wait, wait.
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You wanna be faster and stronger?
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What if I could get you Maxtinol?
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Maxtinol?
It's an over-the-counter stimulant.
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Drew says that it helps you achieve
maximum core rippage.
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That's just the kind of rippage I need.
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No. No, I can't.
It's against my code of ethics.
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Your code of ethics?
I have a strict policy against taking...
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...any drug that's not illegal.
They're never strong enough.
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No, if I'm gonna win this thing for Drew,
I'm gonna need the good shit.
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You mean, real steroids?
I'm talking about the back-alley shit.
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The shit that Kathleen Turner uses.
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Think you can handle that, bro?
Wilfred, I...
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00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,610
See, this is how friendships work, Ryan.
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I scratch your back.
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You scratch the area directly above
my penis until my leg goes ape-shit.
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00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,527
Oh, oh. Ask this guy. He's perfect.
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Can I help you?
Um...
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."yeah.
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I was wondering, you seem like
someone that would know...
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...where I could get something
that would make me, uh, stronger?
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Maybe something that you can't
find in a health store?
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If you're asking me what I think
you're asking me, it's illegal.
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Really? You're not on steroids?
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So that's, like, your natural package?
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Hey, buddy.
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I think I know what you're looking for.
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Drew is gonna shit.
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I'm gonna look
just like that Kathleen Turner dude.
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All right, let's do this.
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00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:59,086
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
What are you doing? I just want steroids.
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This is what you're gonna do
to get them.
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00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,810
You know what? Never mind.
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Oh, typical. Won't even schlob this guy's knob
to help a friend get steroids.
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You selfish prick.
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Fine.
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00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,407
Look, I'll give you money,
but I'm not gonna do that.
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00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:24,169
Fine, 150 bucks and a hug.
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A hug?
LOng
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I want it to be tender,
like we're sisters at a funeral.
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00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,044
That's really good.
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I can feel your heart beating
against mine.
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00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,726
Oh, hi.
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Ryan!
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This is great, Ryan.
283
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,443
Wilfred looks like he's having
so much fun.
284
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,722
I'm gonna go give
the little fella a pep talk.
285
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,561
Wow, you guys seem happy.
Things are better.
286
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,088
I think we were both sort of using Wilfred
as a way to avoid our issues.
287
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,050
But thanks to you, we got
some time alone to work things out.
288
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,969
Awesome.
289
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,208
God, Jenna and Drew are
even worse than I thought.
290
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,523
They've tricked themselves into
believing everything's all right.
291
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,603
Ryan, please.
I'm trying to focus here.
292
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,764
It's hard enough with
Jelly "The Intimidator" Beans over there...
293
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,924
...staring me down,
trying to get inside my head.
294
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,611
We get it, Beans.
295
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,286
We all know you got tasty balls.
No need to flaunt it.
296
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,011
Jesus, is there no limit
to this guy's arrogance?
297
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,044
Next on deck, Wilfred.
298
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,965
Shit. That's it. Give me the pills.
299
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,885
Very funny, Ryan.
300
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,442
Here we go. Down the hatch.
301
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,284
Whoa. Are you gonna
take them all at once?
302
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,126
Um, obviously. More steroids
equals more champion-ish-ness.
303
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,408
No, I'm sorry. I can't let you do this.
304
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,045
What? Why the hell not?
305
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,280
Wilfred, read the label.
306
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,006
This stuff can cause liver damage
and heart disease.
307
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,482
You're too important to me as a friend.
You mean, ex-friend.
308
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,803
Fine. I won't let you do something
I know will hurt you.
309
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,167
I'd rather let you go.
310
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,803
You were right. I am selfish.
311
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,764
Damn right, you are.
312
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,850
And I'm gonna humiliate myself
in front of Drew.
313
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,443
Wilfred, you're up.
314
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,603
Yay, Wilfie.
315
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,605
Ryan, I'm slow and I'm weak.
I can't do this.
316
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,003
Yeah, you can.
You just need the proper motivation.
317
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,529
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What's this about?
You know I don't do the leash thing.
318
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,604
What's the matter? It's just a little leash.
Screw you, Ryan.
319
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,964
What are you looking at,
Jellybeans, huh?
320
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,764
You do not want what I'm bringing.
321
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,331
Oh, you want some too?
322
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,289
Let me see your papers,
you filthy immigrant.
323
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,761
Let go. Let go.
324
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,531
Let go!
325
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,205
Oh, no, he's not gonna win.
326
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,481
Argh!
327
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,725
No, no, no.
328
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,571
Jellybeans!
329
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,848
Wilfred, no!
330
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,568
Sorry.
331
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,963
I blocked off my whole weekend
on my calendar for your wedding.
332
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,167
It's gonna be awesome.
333
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:22,041
- That really means a lot to us, Ryan.
- Dude, check it out.
334
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,410
Ha, ha. Wilfred's all proud
of himself. That's hilarious.
335
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,161
Hilarious? You see what
it says there? "Participant."
336
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,051
You think they give one
to every dog in the competition?
337
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,249
They need to give you the award
for the silliest dog, Wilfie.
338
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,686
- Come on, babe.
- We'll see you at the car.
339
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,010
All right.
340
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,649
You upheld your end of the bargain.
341
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,802
Now it's my turn.
342
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,362
You wanna know how to deal with
your little Jenna-Drew situation?
343
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,924
Plant that in Drew's luggage.
344
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,604
Jenna will find it, throw a fit...
345
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:04,046
...and call off her engagement with
that unloving, emotionless monster.
346
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,886
Let it go, Wilfred.
347
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,650
But we showered together.
348
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,248
So when I saw her in the break room,
I asked her out to dinner.
349
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,164
She said yes.
Really?
350
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,845
The girl from your office?
Yeah.
351
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,686
That's great, Ryan.
I'm happy for you, dude.
352
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,690
You okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
353
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,486
I just got reminded
of a pretty intense relationship...
354
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,483
...I haven't thought about in a while.
355
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:45,043
Um, I don't think you ever met her.
Jenna's old couch?
356
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,089
Jenna's couch?
Good girl.
357
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,322
Little on the big side.
358
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,687
The sex was incredible.
359
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,889
She even let me put it
in the armrest a few times.
360
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,850
But eventually, I just got tired
of sitting around all day...
361
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,002
...watching TV with her.
362
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,640
The breakup was
pretty tough on her.
363
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,566
She didn't leave the house
for, like, six years.
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